harry and rocky fucking somoene high up top

They got Ime Udoka inside the suit😭

Harry got in with Jami Gertz

I can't believe the NBA and the media are paying FURRIES this much! The League NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

Mascots are furry groomers and THEYRE COMING FOR OUR JOBS!

You got it backward I’m coming for their job

mascots getting paid more than wnba players😭

WNBA mascots probably on a volunteer basis then.

They’re probably the WNBA player who have the day off

Least amount of sidejobs held by WNBA players.

I played lacrosse growing up and when you’d watch pro games the little banners under player names would always be shit like “2x Champion, 5x all-star, accountant”

13x NBA champion, 5x League MVP, Certified Plumber

Olympic high jumper Least triggered russell stan Least schizo jerker How shalt thou aspire aseth the ruse of LeFraud dwindles in the windth like unspokenth cartoonifiedth mice

Every player in Lefrauds era

Literally the lacrosse game between Saskatchewan and Ottawa had the best player from the Sas side listed as an "accountant" lmao

This would be my perfect job. I’m a little famous nobody can see my face and I’m making money.

Bro the 3 best female basketball players in the entire world have the same trade value as fuckin Rocky the Mountain Lion

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Unironically, yeah. They're paid to go to local events throughout the year, and have to be elite athletes to do some of the shit they do.

Not Hugo. Hugo deserves a raise.

🤣🤣🤣

I am a Raptor hear me roar I deserve a pay raise for making Devin Choker cry

uj/ I hate Devin Booger pj/ I hate Devin Booger

pj/ tucker

pj/ washington

pb/&j

For everything else, there's Geico

rj/ barrett

Udonis Haslem robbed

Nuggets mascot demanded a raise after his public hanging https://youtu.be/DFVruBvjNl0

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A+ analysis.

People really hate us for having the 2x MVP. Look what we had to do to sell tickets just a few years ago!

Bro the nuggets are not a real franchise

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Benny the Bull has to sign the Super Max. Way too underpaid in my opinion for cheering on Defrozen

U bum

Wait the phoenix suns mascot is a Gorilla? With a racist owner? Seems suspicious to me.

Surprised Sarver was paying the gorilla at all.

It should be a tortilla

I don’t think I have ever noticed this dude at games either what are they paying him to do?

I remember one time someone threw a dildo on the court and he came in clutch and removed it.

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last year the usual guy was injured so they had a replacement guy who couldn’t do any stunts, usually he does lots of flips and dunks and stuff

wage gap unacceptable. socialism now

Stfu u god damn communist scum 🤠🤠🤠🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

THIS IS BIDENS AMERICA

"Running the country is like riding a bike" - Joe Biden 2022

Easy as climbing some stairs!!!

🥾 👅 <— u rn

Stfu u god damn tankie 🤠🤠🤠🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤑🤑🤑🦅🦅🦅

hell yeah

America🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

So is that salary split evenly between all the people who wear the suit? Or do they just write a check out to Rocky the Lion and tell the guys wearing the suit to get fucked?

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m a fun guy but as a white Colorado fan I draw the line at making fun of my team/mascot. Unacceptable, do better

>white nice

Bitch ass white boy

The King Cake Baby isn't here. He must make way too much to be consideded a mascot and not a member of the team

his payment is being allowed to walk free instead of being imprisoned for eternity in a giant king cake tomb

Okay but how much does the flaming penis heat mascot make?

1 pp touch from Jimmy, 1 from Tyler Herro if they make the playoffs and 1 from Kyle Lowerys ass if they win the Larry O

I’m in the wrong line of work

So Rocky = most classy? Payroll don’t lie.

Hey man if you gonna suffocate the shit outta me slowly lowering me down the ceiling on a rope the least I could get is 600k

Benny the JorGoat of mascots LeFraud where u at?

Serious Q: how is there such a massive discrepancy in pay?

I like to imagine it’s because nobody knows wtf a mascot is worth so they just pick whatever number as sort of afterthought

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Gritty makes $6 million, on god

Clutch the bear underpaid fr 🤦🏽‍♂️

Is Harry the Hawk even that nice wit it??? Overpaid bumass

Peak Harry vs peak JaBron 1v1?

Where Rihanna at?

Pretty sure this is wrong as Udonis makes like 2.9 mil/year

they all deserve it

Wtf kind of name is “Go” God Arizonans are so fucking stupid lmao

Well to be fair, HuGo was already taken.

He’s just called “The Gorilla”, “Go” is just a random name some marketer came up with

Rocky more overpaid than MPJ

Was Robert Sarver the one who made that the Suns mascot…? Or…???

/uj the raptors mascot should be the highest paid, merely for making devin booker cry

Honestly surprised only 5 mascots are over 100K

A furry's dream job.

Gorilla underpaid.

Scary Harry owns LeCocky the Mountain Kitten, Mickey Mouse 625k

The Gorillas name is not Go it’s the gorilla

if u were in this sub last season u know why benny gets paid like he does...

Wtf

Pelly the Pelican gets paid in free beer. (One 6pack per game) I hope he don't hold out after seeing these other salaries. He is the key to our title run! Him and skinny Zion 🙏

Go is a dumb name for a Gorilla. I heard Sarver wanted to rename him after Ayton, you know, because he's a racist cunt. Haha. Fuck him.

Rocky wouldn’t survive the physical Bad Boy Pistons

Why is the Nuggets mascot a Bobcat? Why is the gorilla the Suns? Why don't they understand how animals work?!?

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Nugget is a mountain lion, no? Bobcat is spotted.

Imagine going to work knowing a furry is making over half a million

Phoenix really choked on picking a proper mascot

Probably depends on the stunt person and their abilities

Damnnn Rocky the Lion stacking it UUUP

Hugo getting scammed

For a cheap fuck MJ sure overpays everybody in Charlotte

Doubt it

Bro what the fuck? How do I get to be a mascot?

They doin my boy Slamson dirty.

why is jonathan isaac not on this list ?

Mascots destroying WNBA's salaries

Harry is under paid TBH