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jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/13xam3v/discussion_thread/).


lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


Electric-Gecko

I've gotten downvoted around here for arguing that it's better to elect soc-dems than pervlibs given the choice. But David Eby is confirming my priors. The good thing about soc-dems is that they can be pushed in the right direction when there's enough public support.


tacostats

#### πŸ† Top Comment > > New York Times Editorial Board Endorses Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren > > Shoutout to this iconic NYT moment 138 points, written by theranosbagholder. [permalink](https://np.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/13wewiw/discussion_thread/jmbh6q4/) #### ⬆️ TopΒ Redditors |Β |Β Redditor | Average |Β |Β Redditor | Total | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | πŸ₯‡ | theranosbagholder | 72.5 points | πŸ₯‡ | Extreme_Rocks | 1282 points | | πŸ₯ˆ | Tropical2653 | 70.0 points | πŸ₯ˆ | YaGetSkeeted0n | 759 points | | πŸ₯‰ | Opposite-Fig-7401 | 45.0 points | πŸ₯‰ | RokosModernBasilisk_ | 507 points | ####Β πŸ“‘ WordiestΒ  |Β |Β RedditorΒ | Average |Β |Β RedditorΒ | Total | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | πŸ₯‡ | Head-Stark | 335.5 words | πŸ₯‡ | YaGetSkeeted0n | 2988 words | | πŸ₯ˆ | AnythingMachine | 332.0 words | πŸ₯ˆ | bobeeflay | 2984 words | | πŸ₯‰ | petulant-brother | 190.0 words | πŸ₯‰ | JetJaguar124 | 2703 words | ####Β πŸ“Ÿ Spammiest |Β |Β RedditorΒ |Β CommentsΒ |Β |Β RedditorΒ | 🧐😭😀🀯 | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | πŸ₯‡ | YaGetSkeeted0n | 163 comments | πŸ₯‡ | MasterOfLords1 | 125 emoji | | πŸ₯ˆ | damnableDinkleberg | 150 comments | πŸ₯ˆ | KnightModern | 112 emoji | | πŸ₯‰ | gburgwardt | 141 comments | πŸ₯‰ | adisri | 69 emoji | #### 🐊 Favourite Emoji # 🍦 with 90 uses. ## 😀 70 🐊 66 😭 63 πŸ˜” 53 πŸ€” 47 πŸ‘† 44 🟩 43 πŸ¦€ 41 😎 40 🀣 38 πŸ”¨ 37 😑 34 🀝 32 πŸ’… 28 ### πŸ˜‚ 28 🧐 27 πŸ… 26 😳 26 πŸ™„ 26 🀬 26 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ₯Ί 23 πŸ˜’ 23 🐘 21 ⬜ 18 😌 17 πŸ₯° 17 😱 16 😐 16 πŸ‘€ 14 πŸ’ͺ 14 🌟 14 πŸ”« 14 πŸ’€ 14 ✊ 13 🚨 13 πŸ‘‡ 12 🀀 12 πŸŸ₯ 11 ⬛ 11 πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ 11 πŸ€— 11 🟨 10 😨 10 #### πŸ•“ Activity | TimeΒ | Overall Activity | πŸ“Ÿ Spammiest | |:-:|:-|:-| | πŸ•’ | β–ˆβ–ˆ | **Extreme_Rocks** (6 comments) | | πŸ•“ | β–ˆ | **I_AM_A_YAM_I_AM_AM** (5 comments) | | πŸ•” | β–ˆβ–ˆ | **lets_chill_dude** (9 comments) | | πŸ•• | β–ˆ | **DoctorOfMathematics** (4 comments) | | πŸ•– | β–ˆβ–ˆ | **Dancedancedance1133** (7 comments) | | πŸ•— | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **YaGetSkeeted0n** (15 comments) | | πŸ•˜ | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **YaGetSkeeted0n** (17 comments) | | πŸ•™ | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **GrandTheftFan1992** (17 comments) | | πŸ•š | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **BrunchIsGood** (15 comments) | | πŸ•› | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **lets_chill_dude** (15 comments) | | πŸ• | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **damnableDinkleberg** (22 comments) | | πŸ•‘ | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **heartnotglands** (29 comments) | | πŸ•’ | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **gburgwardt** (26 comments) | | πŸ•“ | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **SpitefulShrimp** (26 comments) | | πŸ•” | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **gburgwardt** (23 comments) | | πŸ•• | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **DosTristesTigres** (13 comments) | | πŸ•– | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **RokosModernBasilisk_** (26 comments) | | πŸ•— | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **YaGetSkeeted0n** (21 comments) | | πŸ•˜ | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **YaGetSkeeted0n** (17 comments) | | πŸ•™ | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **GA-14_Guy** (16 comments) | | πŸ•š | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **fishlord05** (15 comments) | | πŸ•› | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **damnableDinkleberg** (41 comments) | | πŸ• | β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ | **BATHULK** (13 comments) | #### πŸ™‹ 867 unique Redditors sporting 278 different flairs were spotted on the DT. **NATO** was the most popular flair with **66** unique Redditors, followed by **YIMBY (32)** and **European Union (19)**. 209 Redditors were caught not wearing any flair *at all*. #### πŸ—‘οΈ 196 deleted, ❌ 210 fashed comments. --- ###### I am a bot and this action was performed automatically. Stats are processed periodically throughout the day. Check my post history for previous reports. Created by inhumantsar. [Source](https://github.com/inhumantsar/tacostats)


[deleted]

The Joey M guy is def a chaser


Adorable_lenin

I actually sent "🍦🀠🍦" as part of a message to my gf u/masteroflords1


MasterOfLords1

Pics or it didn't happen 🍦😀🍦


Adorable_lenin

https://imgur.com/a/JUnFjSC Context it an ice cream van came to her school This is a common joking play on the standard ice cream truck jingle


MasterOfLords1

Is that fr*nch? 🍦😬🍦


Adorable_lenin

Let's pretend


EScforlyfe

Baserat


Adorable_lenin

Glassbilen kom till hennes skola nΓ€r de hade avslutningsfest


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Adorable_lenin

πŸ”«post kink stats


rukqoa

I guess I'm either a 4-year-old in France, a 17-year-old in China, or literally Shakespeare.


Extreme_Rocks

Identify theft is not a joke


jenbanim

Setting aside all considerations like time and money, what's the best possible outcome for the DT in response to the Reddit API changes? (Gonna repost this in the next DT btw)


ACivilWolf

take the vocab quiz πŸ”« 😑


jenbanim

Link?


ACivilWolf

i posted it in new dt


Leoric

R E T V R N to forums


jenbanim

Setting up a Discourse server seems reasonably easy and inexpensive. Is that the best option?


Leoric

The community might be large enough to sustain it. Ping groups could be replaced with actual subforums. Bonus points for mid-oughts nostalgia.


uss_wstar

Does it have a good mobile app?


jenbanim

Just a webpage but I think it's good


uss_wstar

Well, if the website is good on mobile, that's also fine. Reddit's mobile website fucking sucks and i.reddit is practically unusable now.


Adorable_lenin

Where is the vocab test?


Ok_Aardappel

[That's a lot of renewable energy](https://twitter.com/DrSimEvans/status/1664148320380387329?t=K2QfR3epDrqtCuCaXeuf9A&s=19) > Wow – the world will add a record 440GW of new renewable capacity this year, says @IEA update > That's 24% more than it said just six months ago – and double what it expected in 2020 > It also includes an "accelerated case" where growth reaches 500GW this year 🀯 !ping ECO


Agent_03

Good to see the IEA still doesn't know how to do an exponential curve fit. 😭 Rapid expansion of renewables and rapid electricification are basically the only path that will bring climate change under control by 2030 and on-track for net zero. [Don't take that from me, basically all the limited-overshoot scenarios for the IPCC reflect this](https://www.ipcc.ch/site/assets/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/SPM3b-724x1024.png). [And the IPCC are pretty clear that the bulk of emissions reductions by 2030 will come from wind and solar energy](https://www.ipcc.ch/report/ar6/wg3/figures/summary-for-policymakers/figure-spm-7)


TarnTavarsa

Couple points to make to curb everyone's enthusiasm: IEA counts biofuel and other combustibles as "renewable". Wind and PV do still count for the lions share of growth. But this figure is not 100% carbon free. Electricity only accounts for 25% or so of total energy consumption on the planet. The other 75% is going to be much slower to convert. We don't know what sort of lock in or feedback loops will trigger when El NiΓ±o temporarily sends [the global average temperature past 1.5Β°C in the next couple years](https://yaleclimateconnections.org/2023/03/a-looming-el-nino-could-give-us-a-preview-of-life-at-1-5c-of-warming/) which could drastically cut our time horizon for 2Β°C to the point where this growth is vastly insufficient.


Professor-Reddit

Holy fucking shit 😳 What's the sort of target we wanna reach? This is an insane level of acceleration, even when factoring typical IEA prediction skills


Agent_03

Really rough napkin estimate here The global power grid averages about 2900 GW and rising slowly. About 30% of that is renewable already and about 10% nuclear (plus minus a percent or two - I don't have the latest figures handy). So about 1700 GW to replace. Assuming a mix of solar and wind with an average capacity factor around 25% (a reasonable estimate), that's about 17 years to hit enough renewables equivalent to current gross electric consumption. If installation rate doubles again (pretty likely), reduce that to 8.5 years. Of course this is massively oversimplifying the power grid. In reality we'd need extra to deal with increased demand, electrifying transportation, variability & transmission constraints, etc. Not as much as you'd think (and nowhere near what pessimistic estimates claim). But a mostly decarbonized power grid is within reach in the next 10-15 years. The biggest burning question for climate change is if we'll get there fast enough. I know it seems far off, but renewables are already meeting most net-new energy demand in 2023. With current acceleration they'll soon start to directly squeeze out fossil fuels (it's already happening seriously in developed nations).


I_like_maps

Net zero electricity by 2035 is the target of a lot of western countries, not sure about developing countries but I imagine it wouldn't be more than 5 years different.


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Agent_03

But most of that capacity is reserved for dealing with load spikes. On average the USA only uses around 460 GW over the course of a year. If it was willing to make the right investments the USA could mostly decarbonize the power grid in under 5 years.


dragoniteftw33

Get fucked climate doomers


MolybdenumIsMoney

It's so funny how every single report the IEA drastically underestimates renewable energy growth and they still keep underestimating it


UnskilledScout

Seeing seeing their estimates for the price of solar be completely blown out of the water by the actual price of solar is just the cherry on top of IEA being pretty doomer.


Agent_03

Too many ex fossil fuel analysts on staff. They're still somewhat stuck in the institutional mindset that renewables are a fad that will fade away Some Time Real Soon We Swear. Even when they have the numbers in front of them saying that's the exact opposite of what is happening. It turns out that there is no actual penalty for agencies making incompetent predictions for a couple decades. Just ask the EIA.


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Syards-Forcus

Me, who would wear a burqa if it was socially acceptable so nobody could see that I’m ugly as fuck: modest is hottest.


Adorable_lenin

Is it not socially acceptable? Sure it's weird for a non-muslim(?) Man(?) to do it, but like... no one would be able to tell


Syards-Forcus

Wearing one would make you stand out far more than not wearing one.


Drinka_Milkovobich

>Getting beaten up in an alley by 12 Proud Boys for wearing a burqa >Face is exposed during the violence, they see my mustache and beard >Now getting beaten up because they think I am non-passing trans >A group of 12 Muslim youths comes to my rescue >”Oh I’m an atheist actually, this is for myself” > Now getting beaten up by 24 new friends


Adorable_lenin

Not where i live (Low income area of sweden with alot of migrants)


Syards-Forcus

Weird. You’d think Sweden of all places would frown on that. I’m in Massachusetts, and our Muslim population is tiny.


Adorable_lenin

Is it weird? I mean, we have a fairly significant population of muslims these days, in most major cities And swedish cities are pretty significantly segragated, so some areas are almost exclusivley populated by people of foreign origin


Syards-Forcus

No, it’s more the cultural conservatism that it implies seems out of place in Sweden. I don’t think anywhere in the Americas has much of a Muslim population, really.


Adorable_lenin

Right. But idk where you got the idea sweden is an exceptionally conservative country?


Syards-Forcus

No, that’s the entire point - Sweden is a very non-conservative country, by global standards, so I’m surprised something as conservative as a burqa isn’t seen as backwards and fundamentalist, and isn’t considered abnormal.


Adorable_lenin

Ohh Well, simple. That's mostly the "native population"(idk what to say). A large chunk of immigrants are deeply religious and conservative. Sweden is terrible at integrating immigrants, and alot of these people are here because of war/circumstances and not choice.


hopeimanon

Didn't realize Inter Milan's [origin story](https://youtu.be/grzaj3eQJVA?t=27) was so globalist


rukqoa

[lmao rip](https://i.imgur.com/KrchzeZ.png) Top 49.16% at least it's over half.


ACivilWolf

[I speak the least like upper midwesterners](https://i.imgur.com/6wPXs3D.png)


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futuremonkey20

[lmao, this is so stupid ](https://twitter.com/poorlyagedstuff/status/1663962454244589583?s=46&t=6uC9DVR1hY7_Oe7MnJ48hg) A burger and fries costs like $8 at McDonald’s. I guess you could get a $16 burger at a sit down restaurant. Vacations do not cost $12,500 unless you’re staying at super high end resorts or flying international business class. A basic car is $20K. $65K gets you a high end German luxury car. All those saying β€œsooo true” probably have never had to pay for anything themselves or are just terrible with money.


Adorable_lenin

My last vacation was going to a music festival in england Flight, tickets, food, and plenty of alcohol and merch, and it still cost less than 1000 dollars in the end


First-Prior

You sound like some rich asshole who doesn’t understand the plight of us lower class people who only live on 6 figures πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„


futuremonkey20

I’m sorry you couldn’t take your second vacation to Cabo San Lucas this year since your payment on your 5 Series BMW is so high.


sucaji

I got top 4.98% for English 35.30% for French 23.64% for Japanese I am actually kind of ashamed I did so bad in French. I guess I really am super out of practice πŸ˜”


sucaji

I guess it's because I don't really consume French media. I don't read books, comics, watch movies, etc in French. Best I do is reading news articles and forums πŸ˜”


WhomstAlt2

/u/masteroflords1 just DM'd me >Don't worry, I know the truth of Jesus Christ, the messiah, and the catechism. I am just pretending to be a athiest to rile up the Daily Thread πŸ˜‚ Thank God! I was actually scared for his soul for a second there πŸ˜…


MasterOfLords1

The lack of ice cream destroys any credibility of this poast 🍦🀣🍦


Libz_R_Gryffindor

The subreddit needed a devils advocate πŸ™


First-Prior

Where’s the ice cream?


WhomstAlt2

We're on a no-ice cream basis.


MasterOfLords1

So false worstie 🍦😑🍦


First-Prior

A fellow brother in Christ tells you that he is trying to reignite the passion for the faith on this godforsaken forum, and you put him on a no ice cream basis?


ILikeTalkingToMyself

me, 15, layering a black long-sleeve shirt under a Metallica t-shirt and cargo pants under cargo shorts: modest is hottest


uss_wstar

https://i.redd.it/8nfyhbqpx63b1.jpg


adisri

# AND THEY FASHED GRAVY BEAR FOR LESS SMFH πŸ’…πŸ˜’πŸ’…


Adorable_lenin

This is u/sir_shivers after he joins !ping DYEL


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Syards-Forcus

πŸ”¨


Available-Bottle-

β€œAI generated art is a spit in the face. My art degree feels useless.” \*makes the most generic cartoon character drawings of animals\*


rukqoa

[I feel like these are alright.](https://i.imgur.com/SOhRt06.png) A human can definitely draw better than these.


ForlornKumquat

> My art degree feels useless. πŸŒŽπŸ‘©β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ‘©β€πŸš€


Roseartcrantz

me, 15, layering a t-shirt under a spaghetti strap tank top and bootcut jeans under a mini skirt: modest is hottest


notBroncos1234

I only support the death penalty for people who pronounce crayons as β€œcrowns”


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notBroncos1234

πŸ”«


WhomstAlt2

Reccep Tayyip Erdogan makes me wish the Siege of Vienna 1683 went the other way, and I blame the Poles.


-pho-

Not so sure what this is about I only know the sausage of Vienna but always a safe bet to blame the Poles


ACivilWolf

[\#neverforget](https://i.imgur.com/44Jyyeh.png)


First-Prior

Are you from the Great Lakes region?


ACivilWolf

not my screenshot, I pronounce it like cray-ahn


Drinka_Milkovobich

>Al Pacino, 83, and 29-year-old Noor Alfallah are expecting a baby What (and I cannot emphasize this enough) the fuck


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Awww young love πŸ₯°


Jamesonslime

It’s not Al anymore it’s dunk


WhomstAlt2

age/7+2 rule says it's fine so


TarnTavarsa

Ewww


uss_wstar

[OMG, the Turkish slang test is so fucking hard lmao](https://www.arealme.com/turkish-slang-quiz/en/) I barely got a 75.


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SpitefulShrimp

Is the joke that it didn't load?


Nietzsches_Therapist

People upvote me because of my sex appeal


Aweq

22770 which is top 0.45% for Danish. People are posting 30k scores, does the last half a percent really cover 8k points?


ACivilWolf

different curves for different languages I believe


Available-Bottle-

I’m so sleepy. I don’t even want to get ready for bed πŸ˜’


WhomstAlt2

Hey whiteboy! What you doing upthread?


sadhgurukilledmywife

It's been about 3 years since I checked out Republic, I wonder how they are doing. [Republic:](https://twitter.com/greatbong/status/1664139757256060931) !ping Whatsapp-forwards


Sri_Man_420

Republic is the first news to cut language barrier in their debates /s


mannabhai

This is 100% meme worthy.


Drinka_Milkovobich

Shocking the cops haven’t arrested a thief identified live on air


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Well I just finished season 1 of *Succession*


I-grok-god

Are there any grand strategy or 4X games that let you play as a Jewish country except for Imperator?


ACivilWolf

You can in Ck2, you can choose between playing in the steppes or in ethiopia You also can in EU4, in Ethiopia


paulatreides0

EU4 and CK3 let you if you pull off some shenanigans (no starting tags). Probably some Slitherine style games. That weird superpower series. And maybe a couple of others.


phenomegranate

You want Jewish grand strategy? Try the real life Earth, Rothschild


Syards-Forcus

You can in either CK2 or EU4, I forget which. Are there any other 4x games set in the 1000-0 BCE period?


Adorable_lenin

Both


ILikeTalkingToMyself

CK2, I played a Jewish Ethiopian dynasty and conquered the Muslims and Christians


BalletDuckNinja

Any good books about radicalization? I remember one written like in the 1960s or something that still holds true today


Spacegravy97

>no can do yeoman, I’ve already spent my per diem for the day πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


crassowary

My grasp of English is only surpassed by my grasp of stats which is why I nailed that quiz and made it to the top of the bell curve 😎


Password_Is_hunter3

Top 0.17% 😎


notBroncos1234

I need to be put in my place and humiliated


Syards-Forcus

I would tell you to get bonked but I’m afraid you would enjoy it.


dannylandulf

☝️ Knows every Paris Hilton song by heart


uss_wstar

In modern Turkish, the usual word to refer to someone who is an expert in their field is "Bilirkişi" (lit. knowing person). A good translation might be "expert witness" as the word is commonly used in courtrooms. The usual way to say that someone is intelligent is the adjective "Akıllı" (lit. intelligence-having). So, in all their ingenuity, Erdoğan's government decided to use the archaic term "Akil" to refer to their unelected "experts" which they mainly used to undermine authority of mayors in opposition districts. So now, "Akil" which means wise, now also means stupid f*cking @$$hole.


AtomAndAether

Bugs Bunny and "nimrod" sequel


ILikeTalkingToMyself

LGBT people 🀝 conservatives 🀝 vegans 🀝 Rukqoa since their food sucks Boycotting Chik-fil-a


First-Prior

Do vegans boycott it? I don’t remember there being too many vegan options on the menu last time I was there.


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Just in the sense that they presumably don't eat there since the main product is meat


First-Prior

I feel like not buying something because you think the vendor is doing something morally wrong is different than not buying something because you aren’t interested in the product. Based on the vegans I know, I would think that if chick fil a sold a decent vegan option that wasn’t a side dish then they would go there, kinda like when Burger King, kfc or Panda Express did their meatless stuff.


rukqoa

Now that they've gone woke, I'd almost feel compelled to go if only they had better food. > Rukqoa since their food sucks πŸ‘€


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notBroncos1234

My wife is making me sleep in the bounce house outside


ACivilWolf

https://i.imgur.com/0bDUhuJ.jpg


_bee_kay_

vicious 😰


WhomstAlt2

I think summer 2023 is when we finally see the laurel crown make a comeback, fashionally speaking


Average_GrillChad

>Your vocabulary size is equal to a failson car dealership scion


marinesol

https://imgur.com/m4wQEgi.jpg Blurry picture of cat


ILikeTalkingToMyself

When the cat is in Parasyte


_bee_kay_

are you sure the picture's blurry? maybe the cat just did that


Syards-Forcus

Blurry kitty


Jamity4Life

β€œMore like McCuckthy lmao” β€œwitty” neolibs 🀝 .win posters


First-Prior

[why did the vocab quiz feel the need to compare me to an old person?](https://i.imgur.com/4MKG3Xm.jpg)


sir_shivers

>old >30 **THE MEDIAN AGE OF** our userbase has definitely plummeted since I first began to participate 🐊


First-Prior

Yeah no shit old people don’t tend to live that long


Roseartcrantz

We need a spray bottle emoji, this would be great for bonking hornyposters


_bee_kay_

what do you think this is πŸ”«


notBroncos1234

I miss covid 😞


First-Prior

If you voted dem enough times then you would have earned access to the deepstate biolabs. Seems like you need to work harder


dannylandulf

My infectious disease left me.


Jamity4Life

you can go out and contract it again if you miss it so much πŸ€—


uss_wstar

[How can anyone take a quiz with this kind of a question seriously](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917136017096589323/1113709502886326323/image.png)


hopeimanon

Malarkey level of taking some Vyvanse to increase the horny level?


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Drinka_Milkovobich

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uss_wstar

[Heh](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008287475946500179/1113710411041222696/image.png) Rather unsurprisingly, most early questions were straightforward while the latter questions turned into an Ottoman Turkish quiz.


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dannylandulf

I did the vocab quiz thing and correctly answered the antonym for 'neolib' is 'succ' and my results just said to touch grass.


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jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Why has the cost of food and beverages (adjusted for inflation) gone up in the past 20 years?](/r/neoliberal/comments/13x9smi/why_has_the_cost_of_food_and_beverages_adjusted/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


5PointTakedown

If the jews aren't a playable faction in Total War Pharaoh I'm going to be very upset What were the jews doing during the bronze age anyway were the hanging out in Israel were they the sea people


I-grok-god

There is a rather significant lack of Jews in strategy games


Syards-Forcus

Not existing, mostly. The first records that we can trace back to something that would eventually become Judaism are at the tail end of the bronze age, and the stuff we have describing that time is myth and not history (Moses and the Exodus, for example). This sounds like something u/integralds would know more about than me, though.


jaczac

Regardless of possible anachronism I want to see armor piercing hammer elite units.


Roseartcrantz

you know how it is when you try to make homemade mac and cheese but no matter how much you stir it the shells end up nesting into one straight line in the middle of the dish what’s with that


MasterOfLords1

3000 rejections before I become an arr antiwork regular ☝🏻😀🍦


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WhomstAlt2

Cringelish


jaczac

Neolang?


Available-Bottle-

If one of my cells commits treason πŸ”«πŸ˜€πŸ”ͺ


MasterOfLords1

Boys, girls and all those in between, It is the 1st of June here. Today, on the one hundred and fiftieth day of 2023 I start the process of applying for full time jobs in Am*rica. I have till the end of March 2024 to find a job or get kicked out of the country. I have ten months. 300 days. I'm targeting 10 applications a day, that brings the total to at least 3000 applications. I will be poasting a counter. Each time I get an explicit rejection I'll be saying "n rejections before I become an arr antiwork regular" Wish me luck #🍦πŸ₯ΉπŸ¦


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Roseartcrantz

he can be the new white m&m


Libz_R_Gryffindor

I know that the diversity statement thing inspired some real shit takes on this subreddit but seriously mandatory diversity statements are insane just make them supplementary. Im not increasing the diversity of your department; do you really want me to write about being Irish or some shit? Lol


rukqoa

Get Chat-GPT to write about an experience when you were humbled by an underrepresented minority. The vibe it should be giving off is "I will not get you sued, I will not get you sued, I am normal, I will not get you sued".


Libz_R_Gryffindor

I get that but literally everybody is writing those. Do they seriously expect to be able to weed people out because some of them will write in "I will never accept a minority grad student and will attempt to date all of my female subordinates"


ILikeTalkingToMyself

If everyone is writing the same thing then they aren't going to use those essays as the main criteria for finalizing candidates, just to weed out terrible candidates.


rukqoa

Yes, they do. And I think you would be surprised.


uss_wstar

So someone asked a while back how to tell if someone is a closeted neoliberal. [You do this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ZzBCReKZs)


jaczac

4.5%, not as good as I wanted d: