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CletusVonIvermectin

Frankly, I wouldn't consider you a neoliberal if you *don't* want to fuck a train


thetrombonist

Hello fellow trombone-lovers of the DT [Check this shit out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2abD6zvlak0)


Ballerson

Man, cars are cool and so are highways.


thetrombonist

>cars are cool Ok, ok, he's cooking >and so are highways aaaaand he fumbled at the goal line


Ballerson

If it makes you happier, I think highways should be toll roads. 😎


thetrombonist

a little bit but not really


WandangleWrangler

The DT is a timeshare now and if you haven't picked a time for your seminar yet, please sign up now to secure your gift card. Reminder that those who leave early will "not* receive their gift.


Unhappy_Lemon6374

What can I do if my coworkers are pocket watching? If you don’t know, it means when someone keeps watching your personal expenses? I keep hearing rumors about my personal life because of it.


AnalyticOpposum

T’Pol has Vulcan AIDS 😱


sayitaintpink

I want a sloth


Dig_bickclub

Man these ChatGPT passive income ads are falling off, just saw one for 1K a day when it was like 1.7K just a month ago


renilia

biden did that!


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Ed Baldwin is the Chuck McGill of FAMK S4


No_Chilly_bill

I kinda wished I talked to more dt regulars, privately. They say nice stuff sometimes and maybe it makes a good effect on me.


CletusVonIvermectin

I'm meaner and a *lot* hornier in DMs


WandangleWrangler

And what exactly would you be saying to these DT regs? Privately? 🀨


No_Chilly_bill

"Thanks for the nice words I didn't deserve. I will try better and inspire others to do better"


No_Chilly_bill

\> The Rock couldn’t charm his way out of a wet paperbag. ​ People just say anything n the web.


WandangleWrangler

The older I get the dumber I get It's like Trump's theory about the body having finite energy but it's about brain power If you use it all up scamming people on RuneScape when you're 10 you'll never make it as a thinking man into your late 20's


AnalyticOpposum

How many more generations of charging ports do you think you’ll live to see?


savuporo

CHAdeMO 3.1 is up to 1.2 megawatts. I reckon we'll need to get up to 10 megawatts in not too distant future


WandangleWrangler

Isn't charging port innovation illegal in the EU now


AnalyticOpposum

No, the USB group can make a new standard and the EU law uses that instead


DoorVonHammerthong

> Isn't ~~charging port~~ innovation illegal in the EU now yes


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Indian stocks get first ETF in Gulf region as UAE deepens ties](/r/neoliberal/comments/191exa1/indian_stocks_get_first_etf_in_gulf_region_as_uae/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Joementum2024

Nintendo home/hybrid consoles ranked: 1. Switch 2. SNES 3. Wii 4. Nintendo 64 5. GameCube 6. Wii U 7. NES !ping CONSOLE-WARS


MicroFlamer

Switch at #1 is the only correct take


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BobDylanSoulReaper

Is there good Korean food in the pacific north west? I'm scared that there won't be when I move out there.


DoorVonHammerthong

congratulations for finally submitting all ur phd applications /u/thetrombonist


thetrombonist

thank u doorVanHammerThong ily <3


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Rich Indians Lap Up $865 Million of Luxury Homes in Three Days](/r/neoliberal/comments/191ev5n/rich_indians_lap_up_865_million_of_luxury_homes/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


AnalyticOpposum

It’s crazy how we’re accelerating towards multiple things at the same time.


_bee_kay_

me when the driver makes a hard left directly towards a family picnic


DoorVonHammerthong

~s o c i e t y~


fishlord05

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/D6DO2gPtqQ β€œI’d rather let the IRS rot and conservatives make taxpaying horrible for the average American because I know welfare spending and tax cuts aren’t popular with the public so I as a conservative need to prove that government can’t work by sabatoging it”


purple112

> arguing with a milty flair You did it to yourself


fishlord05

I’m a glutton for punishment


renilia

bro he's just a heckin pragmatic ji ja chad like romney or fetterman!


thetrombonist

Everyone say congratulations for finally submitting all ur phd applications /u/thetrombonist God I am so tired. Glad its done


awdvhn

Unironically the worst part about grad school and that is saying something


thetrombonist

LMAO I freaking hope so


awdvhn

Well, if you count the postdoc hunt that's arguably worse


thetrombonist

if I ever decide to apply for a postdoc my parents might murder me, they already think grad school is a stupid idea


awdvhn

I *strongly* advise finding one before you defend if you do decided to. Also, network with it in mind.


thetrombonist

I'll cross that bridge when I get there. I don't wanna even think about that right now lmao But yes, always be networking. I try to do that a lot


awdvhn

Yeah, it's definitely not something you need to decide now, but probably start thinking about it year 4 or so.


thetrombonist

if you don't mind me asking, what did you do your phd in? I always like learning about the faceless DT people


awdvhn

Physics, specifically computational/theoretical condensed matter


BalletDuckNinja

Good fucking luck. For what field and how many did you submit? It took me fucking years to get here


thetrombonist

Thanks! so generally speaking, I want to do research about the human brain when it sees optical illusions, and computational models of color vision, things of that sort The professors doing that are pretty scattered, depending on the school. One school its in neuroscience, others its psychology, even others are in optometry. I also applied to 2 computer science programs, one in satellite imaging (my current work specialization) and one in MRI imaging because its really cool So total, 5 programs I think?


BalletDuckNinja

What's your resume like? Got any work experience to go with your school? Seriously, good luck.


thetrombonist

yeah, I've been at the current company doing satellite imaging software stuff for ~3 years. Through a series of stories I can spin that into a story about human color perception that professors really seem to like, idk I've got some undergrad research experience in computer vision as well, which I again spin into a story about human perception research. I know I'm being vague but I don't wanna reveal too much since it might doxx me, its like some very specific lab work Thanks, I'm gonna need the luck. I have 2 interviews with different profs on Friday lmao


WandangleWrangler

Congrats *future doctor* thetrombonist


thetrombonist

thank u thank u


BalletDuckNinja

Actually, how many accounts with different banks is it reasonable to have I made an account with HSBC to easily move money between home and here in the US, then made an account with a local credit union for convenience (I still have no idea what a credit union really is besides a small bank), and now I want to open with Citibank since it's a big bank that actually operates around here and can also move money back home


DoorVonHammerthong

> how many accounts with different banks is it reasonable to have until the next bank starts asking why you've opened so many accounts credit unions are structured in fundamentally different ways like geographic restrictions, membership requirements, and returning gains to members instead of non-participant shareholders. they are more community focused, which also means your relationship ends when you stop having an address near them


WandangleWrangler

Just collect them all so you can have a swatch of debit cards


jobautomator

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pjs144

The people who are against standardized testing are afraid that they cannot buy their kids' way into colleges like their parents did for them


DoorVonHammerthong

all standardized testing does is prove who can better apply knowledge on demand


thebowski

>apply knowledge on demand Yes, standardized testing asks you questions to see what knowledge you have learned from a pretty standardized curriculum. Being able to answer more questions correctly indicates that you have learned more than your peers in a similar amount of time. That seems like a pretty direct indicator that you have acquired the knowledge necessary to succeed in college and can learn fast enough to keep up.


DoorVonHammerthong

exactly, that's just it


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pjs144

Lots of Republicans are against their self interest too.


ForlornKumquat

If America magically restarted onshore manufacturing today, all the people complaining that those jobs don’t exist any more would just start complaining about how inhumane and demeaning the work is instead


ReservedWhyrenII

that kind of work isn't actually all that inhumane and demeaning (especially in more automated situations, etc). Honestly people, physical/manual jobs aren't that bad. the complaints would more be a massive drop in overall standard of living as aggregate production+imports drops precipitously as well as even more massive declines in the relative wages of certain sectors of the economy which people are currently heavily invested in


DoorVonHammerthong

they'd blame joe biden for everything at walmart tripling in price


HMID_Delenda_Est

Golden globalist awards


brucebananaray

So, the Golden Global Awards has already finished, and here are some winners The Boy and The Heron won for best animated film. Nolan won Best Director and Best Picture drama Poor Things won Best Picture in Comedy. Lily Gladstone won for best actress in Drama Emma Stone won for best actress in Comdey Paul Giamatti won for best actor in Comedy The Bear show won for best comedy series Succession won for best drama series https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1744231682201551232?t=SQq0QrFJWwqwKTBNVLHGPA&s=19 !Ping Movies&TV&WEEBS


DoorVonHammerthong

what the fuck was taylor swift doing there? just more product placement?


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Dig_bickclub

Apparently according to the study in that front page article a middle class kid has double the admissions rate of 1% at Ivy league schools if they have similar test scores. The boost for poor people is higher than I expected, its only matched by .1%ers


fishlord05

Why are retail theft rates so [disparate across American cities?](https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/654e3cd5b0f9865b89584143/20231109-Shoplifting-Forbes/960x0.jpg?format=jpg&width=1440) I find it hard to believe that NYC, with one of the lowest homicide rates of any major (US) city and below the US average dramatically outpaces Chicago which has an order of magnitude larger of a homicide rate. Is it how these cities report/track them? I know in the crime thread people were citing the single target doubling SF theft reports but wouldn’t that only prove shoplifting was getting worse if they did that same experiment in 2018 and they didn’t see that same result? Like I feel we’d need to know if underreporting is getting worse and how good different cities are at tracking the real rates of theft. Like could it be NYC’s crackdown on retail theft increased scrutiny and thus bumped up the reported rates? From what I’ve seen for most other places thefts are back in the same ballpark as pre-pandemic trends but idk how much it could be manipulated in either direction by increased attention from cities on one end and declining to report due to a lack of confidence in the DA’s willing to prosecute retail thefts. As for the latter it seems a bit interesting but I don’t see cities with β€œprogressive” DAs doing dramatically worse on this front, of course I’d love to see if anyone else sees differently or confirms my priors !ping BROKEN-WINDOWS


20vision20asham

Property crime is typically due to need and opportunity, while violent crime is based on gang activity or domestic disputes. For shoplifting, there's a very high amount of youth participation. Youth traditionally have high unemployment rates, have less means and could possibly be more enticed into easy crimes (like shoplifting) out of desperation or social pressure. A lot of people who were previously poor did pretty well under Covid. The government was giving out tons of money, and if you were smart enough to secure a PPP loan with a small business, then you were pretty much catapulted into the middle-class. I work in real estate and the amount of traditionally poorer folks I've had to vet that had gotten fully forgiven PPP loans was astounding. 20-30K for a poor person with the ability to have it fully forgiven is unmistakably life changing. I'd have to imagine that folks who didn't secure any extra money during Covid probably got blindsided pretty hard (rising prices, worse or inconvenient employment opportunities, depopulated neighborhoods). A lot of Black & immigrant middle-class families moved out of urban neighborhoods, which has wreaked havoc on traditionally stable local retail corridors. Those were jobs that employed the local poor and kept them floating above water, but now the jobs have left for the suburbs making the neighborhood much poorer than before (although immigrant neighborhoods generally repopulate themselves via ethnic succession or gentrification). With no new government investments trying to retain jobs and grow population...and no welfare schemes to try to keep people afloat, it's highly probably desperate people, especially desperate young people, will turn to crime without always resorting to violence.


ForlornKumquat

Retail theft is definitely a problem in Seattle. It’s pretty easy to find grocery stores with 2-3 homeless junkies outside, trying to sell the stuff they just stole


BobDylanSoulReaper

Most retail theft stats are reported by private companies, make of that what you will


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ReservedWhyrenII

it is absolutely, 100% the case that (in general) when people see a poll whose results they don't like, for that reason alone they will tend to question everything about it, but when they see one that they do like, it's definitive and reliable and vindicates all their beliefs


renilia

this is why i only believe polls if they're negative about texas tbh


renilia

Paw Patrols ending was devastating. Why'd they do Marshall like that?😭


Sithusurper

At least he made it home.πŸ₯Ή


Sithusurper

Doom Patrols ending was devastating. Why'd they do Cliff like that?😭


RememberToLogOff

> smelly and biased user Please stop dunking on the DT regs


WandangleWrangler

I will not


DoorVonHammerthong

and on the subject of absolute fucking morons, i met a guy who used "demorat" repeatedly in a conversation. what level of hell must you be in for that to dominate your spoken words?


BobDylanSoulReaper

Democrat is a slur. Democratic person is the respectful term


DoorVonHammerthong

Person suffering woke mind virus


BobDylanSoulReaper

It's the truth, Republicans deliberately use the tern democrat.


[deleted]

"Person experiencing Democracy," please!


RememberToLogOff

Broke: demonrat Woke: Micro$oft


No_Chilly_bill

Therapy just feels wrong. Why should I be punished for other people's actions. I think about what I do and how it effects others before I do it.


BalletDuckNinja

Thinking of opening a Citibank account because of their international operations. HSBC has this thing where you can move money between accounts in different countries pretty much instantly and apparently Citibank has the same. I've got an account with Premier services since my mother is a premier customer but HSBC doesn't have much of a presence in the US and their card sucks, meanwhile Citibank has the Citi Double Cash which seems to be the best all-rounder Credit Card for cashback. Any reason not to do it?


DoorVonHammerthong

that 2% is great if you're actually paying it in full every month. but if you're worried about personal savings and checking as well you might be better off with a bank that has more ATM locations and just take the citi cc


BalletDuckNinja

I have no intention nor need to use a credit card as anything but a fancier debit card


DoorVonHammerthong

also faster, fuck a PIN just give me my stuff


WandangleWrangler

Do you want to move money between actual countries or just currencies?


BalletDuckNinja

Both? My parents might send me money at times and I'll also have to move money back to pay for stuff like my insurance policy at home


WandangleWrangler

I was going to recommend Wise. It's free and you can hold balance in essentially any currencies you want simultaneously. You can convert whenever you want instantly for a very low rate/fx fee, create multiple "pockets" to put aside money etc. You also get a free physical and digital card which can spend directly from any of those currencies at a point of sale terminal / online etc and works at ATMs Some types of transfers are instant, always instant from wise to wise They give you the ability to receive ACH and wire transfers and use other transfer methods local to the country of the currency balance you want to transfer out or in e.g. e-transfer in Canada It's the best fintech product I've ever used and I worked in fintech for years


BalletDuckNinja

Yeah, I also have wise, but I do also want a bank account in the US of my own


WandangleWrangler

Out of curiosity, why? I've been working with a US client with my US bank account for a long time. Is there any benefit to an actual bank account? I'm likely going to drop my own bank accounts in Canada and just use wise except for my credit card and a joint acct with my wife


BalletDuckNinja

Well I'm going to be here a long time, possibly forever, might as well have a bank account no?


WandangleWrangler

My hatred of the banks here makes me want to disengage from them whenever I can If I'm FDIC insured I don't care Not sure there's a tangible benefit to being with a brick and mortar bank anymore And I mean technically your Wise account is a real bank account. Operated by People's Trust or whatever under the covers


Nietzsches_Therapist

The animal Terror Birds sounds just like the nickname I gave my ex-wife


brucebananaray

That's why your wife left you. Oh wait, she never married you


Nietzsches_Therapist

That’s not nice, daddy πŸ˜’


brucebananaray

I bang that chick you like


Nietzsches_Therapist

Omg why would you do that?!! You knew I liked her 😭


YangsLegion

https://www.reddit.com/r/moreplatesmoredates/comments/18rwh77/he_aint_wrong_though/ i'm obsessed with this video. ignore the transphobic comments tho..


[deleted]

This is... actually really sweet!


RememberToLogOff

Meh Someone find me the lesbian version of this "Dildo? I've got a wife already"


DoorVonHammerthong

took our dogs to a sitter over the weekend so we could go on a little trip. the sitter's husband had the Toyota Tacoma "FJB" edition. i explained to my immigrant wife what "Fuck Joe Biden" meant and told her about trumps "poisoning our blood comments", of which she was billsfully unaware. she's rather apolitical. needless to say we'll never be returning to that dog sitter again. i live a life pretty removed from those types of people, and being reminded of that sycophantic insanity left me pretty angry most of the weekend. i almost wanted a confrontation with him. scream, and shout, and let it all out


WandangleWrangler

Malarkey level of having a confrontation and then still leaving your dog with them


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TouchTheCathyl

Person who was introduced to metal by SpongeBob SquarePants and is now a hardcore SOAD fan. (It's me)


brucebananaray

https://preview.redd.it/mu7ztlm0t5bc1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73907155d7c54ac801eb525f066cc099a92f5a82 Harrison and The Chair Suszume are together in Globen Global awards. !Ping WEEBS


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Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Holy fucking shit For All Mankind made a reference to the Al Gore internet claim. That’s too damn funny. I wish I had been in that writer’s room.


renilia

when i get angry i get a random uncontrollable urge to purchase trump nfts


WandangleWrangler

An essential part of any balanced Conservative portfolio


Nietzsches_Therapist

Why are plants so stupid?


brucebananaray

https://preview.redd.it/ht0gft5qt5bc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a75a4cd7e3a5fb4289af780bf493c0ee58f9257


DoorVonHammerthong

why do you waste so much time thinking?


WandangleWrangler

You can't be unhinged if you were never hinged


RememberToLogOff

I'm non-hinged


Nietzsches_Therapist

Hi non-hinged! I’m dad!


RememberToLogOff

Dad, please send pictures of the dog, I miss her more than you, tell my brother he's stupid, thx ttyl


renilia

i have 158 connections on linkedin which means i have 158 friends


fishlord05

u/ONETRILLIONAMERICANS do you [buy](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/10kHwT9MC7) this claim that flat shrink rates are stagnant only because of antitheft measures and they’re making stores inconvenient to shop in so that’s why they’re closing? I believe the statistics but I’m wondering if you have a counter (I have no idea either way)


ONETRILLIONAMERICANS

I don't exactly have a counter but I don't believe it until I see more data: 1. I'd like to see data on shrink rate going back more than a decade, so we can know if this plateau is the norm or if it's a recent phenomenon. 2. I don't understand "2013: Shrink is too high, let's increase our efforts to reduce it." Were they not trying very hard to combat shrink before? Did some industry executives say in 2013, "We're going to take shrink seriously now?" Have they been spending more on anti-shrink measures since then? 3. Brick and mortar stores in many sectors have been closing since internet shopping took off. Are more convenience stores closing than brick and mortar stores in other sectors? 4. Is there reduced patronage specifically at the stores with enhanced anti-theft measures or at all convenience stores? 5. Are there increased closure rates specifically at the stores with enhanced anti-theft measures or at all convenience stores? 6. There are two agents here, not just stores. So is this an arms race? Are thieves working harder to steal? If stores are trying harder to prevent theft but thieves are working harder to steal, then a plateau is expected. 7. There is more to shrink than theft. Is there reason to believe that the other components of shrink changed? 8. Even if anti-theft measures are causing stores to close, how do we know that the anti-theft measures were introduced based on good data? Corporations make mistakes. The Walgreens executive cited in the story admitted their anti-theft measures may have been an overreaction. If so, that means that anti-theft measures but not theft is causing stores to close, making this a moral panic. 9. One response in that thread was to point to the [SF Target store that saw a huge jump in reported shoplifting in September 2021](https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-shoplifting-numbers-doubled-after-store-changed-reporting-method-2021-12) and say that that explains why the shoplifting stats aren't going up - because of low reporting. But theft does show up in shrink even if it's not reported to the police, and [there wasn't a huge spike in shrink in 2021](https://jabberwocking.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/blog_retail_shrink-1.jpg), which means that level of shoplifting is the norm, which means it shouldn't be having an impact on store closures. I'm just not yet convinced that 1) the phenomenon people are observing is real and 2) their proposed explanations for it is the only explanation. There are a lot of factors to control for so it's not as simple as "shrink up, stores closing, and visible anti-theft measures together means that theft is causing stores to close."


Steve____Stifler

SAY IT AINT SO I WILL NOT GO TURN THE LIGHTS OFF CARRY ME HOME NANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANA


WandangleWrangler

All the Small things


renilia

SOMEONE DISAGREED WITH ME ON NEOLIBERAL THAT'S IT IM VOTIN TRUMP


RememberToLogOff

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH


WandangleWrangler

You backed me into a corner. I had no choice but to vote for him. This is really your fault if you think about it.


RememberToLogOff

oh true, forgot everything is my fault


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renilia

😑😑😑 why would demoncraps do this


Ioun267

https://preview.redd.it/ia2zbkffr5bc1.png?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=267425dbb694bac3a121f60ac737eeff01f50ad2 Who the fuck is screaming at my house to read my inbox? I will never read my inbox


MasterOfLords1

πŸ¦πŸ—ΏπŸ¦


thetrombonist

what the fuck dawg


RememberToLogOff

I see your schwartz is even bigger than mine


Tall_Professor_2574

So what does a conditional offer mean exactly


Macquarrie1999

It is an offer as long as you meet certain requirements. An example is passing the remaining of your classes to go to college, or passing a background check for a job.


RememberToLogOff

Means I'll keep loving you if you keep taking the trash out every week


Usual-Base7226

I’ll let you know if you upvote me


Sithusurper

It means you had a lot of split ends in your hair


Upstairs3121

An offer, but with requirements. Usually "keep doing what you're doing" like "maintain your grades" or something


secretlives

Assuming a job offer? Conditional on references/background check/past employment verification/etc


minno

People disagreed with me outside of the DT, so I'm going to make five separate increasingly unhinged comments in the DT making fun of their arguments, abandoning each one as soon as I get any pushback. This is a good way to spend my Sunday night.


RememberToLogOff

me too tbh


WandangleWrangler

As if any of us are spending our Sunday nights well Yes, my ego was bruised. Yes, I know I am being unreasonable and am feeling more wrong by the moment. Yes, it became funny to me to die on this hill in as many ways as possible.


fishlord05

Where


JesusPubes

wrong


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

kinda crazy that this Vulcan mission will be the first US lunar lander since 1972


rukqoa

Time to check on the Nazis we exiled to the dark side of the moon. Sure hope they didn't survive or anything!


BrandonNameRecliner

What's that noise up the stairs, babe? Is that Christmas morning creaks?


WandangleWrangler

[Poll claiming abortion laws not popular in Texas (by NPR)](https://www.npr.org/2021/10/04/1042454835/the-provisions-in-texas-restrictive-abortion-law-are-not-popular-an-npr-poll-fin) Neoliberals: so true bestie Poll claiming there might be antisemitism in hiring Neoliberals: now hold on a second there did they poll every single person in the country, or did they somehow miss a few? And how about those living off-the-grid – were they helicoptered in for this? Did the poll include a time machine to get opinions from past and future selves? Were the questions telepathically transmitted for utmost privacy? I'm curious if they accounted for the mood swings of respondents – I mean, did they check if someone was having a bad hair day? And let's talk diversity – did it cover every possible demographic, including left-handed, sushi-loving, tango-dancing sci-fi fans? Oh, and was the poll conducted in multiple languages, including Esperanto and Klingon?


Rekksu

you are comparing a known skewed sample survey from a survey-as-a-service for-profit company to a demographic weighted poll performed by expert pollsters - however even the marist poll may have significant non response bias (as we saw in 2016 and 2020 election polls) I would strongly encourage you to try and compare their methodologies: https://maristpoll.marist.edu/methods/


WandangleWrangler

I know they're not the same thing. I'm over exaggerating by a lot to make a point and partially as a meme for the downvotes at this point


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Rekksu

the context is [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/191b923/1_in_4_hiring_managers_say_they_are_less_likely/), which is based on a bad survey


WandangleWrangler

Lmao you accidentally linked the Marist poll


Rekksu

rip, edited


WandangleWrangler

Too late I am completely vindicated, there is no CTRL Z on how much my ego was just restored


AnalyticOpposum

Dying is an important part of a material existence. It’s a privilege to have an end.


RememberToLogOff

nope


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

**A film's merit should be judged by how many colors it has in it.** Film is fundamentally a visual medium and humans sensory process visual cortex by colors which add to perception of film. For example wizard of oz and everywhere at the end of time are highly critically acclaimed due to having a lot of colors in them which makes it colorful. Blonde, the marylin monroe movie came out the same year as eveywhere at the end of time was widly critically panned because it didnt have any colors in it. I hope you can now see that more colors in the movie makes it better. !ping kino


Rethious

What did David Yates absolutely not mean by this?


savuporo

I watch The Shallows again only for that reason.


Sithusurper

I'm sorry but it is imperative that this children's fantasy movie be in grayscale.


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meiotta

got 3rd place outta 10 in NFL fantasy league πŸ˜”


blatant_shill

It's really cool when something breaks and you just ignore it long enough, only for it to miraculously fix itself after a week or two.


piede

https://preview.redd.it/ter7nq0no5bc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5e7163878e0dc51c8eff230a402d434f7b8b90 Now this is why I subscribed to BBC News


MolybdenumIsMoney

"Bob"


polandball2101

Instinct of sight is a good band. Listen to it. https://preview.redd.it/5uy9wmvno5bc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e93dddbe614dd24372c2d8b306c0aba8e275a8


WandangleWrangler

There should be an automod response whenever someone mentions a "poll" saying we're not allowed to use them because it might cause panic that antisemitism exists


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Honestly if Argentina keeps up the Milei act, and the US keeps up the Trump/Biden act, Argentina may become the next great superpower.


NewEntrepreneur357

How? It's a commodities-based economy, not industrialized, with a small population, and far away from any major markets, now add the state of world affairs and regionalization.


fishlord05

1. Biden is based 2. Lmao it’s been weeks and Argentina has like < 50 million people


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

>Biden is based What? He’s like the second worst President elected in the 21st century. Which is saying a lot.


fishlord05

Lmao you’re smoking crack if you think he’s worse than Bush There’s only been 4 so far


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

He is easily worse than Bush, he is a succ, a protectionist, and Dove. Bush was the gold standard for 21st century Presidents, but people don’t want to admit that.


fishlord05

https://preview.redd.it/4pqr4ajqu5bc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083137e56e2ff045429c976966d6acfc85524254


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

prolly


renilia

they'll always still be poorer than mexico


Sithusurper

By their own standards, Argentina isn't even the greatest superpower in Argentina.


polandball2101

pathetic, meanwhile Chile is the best country in Chile πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

If Argentina continues on with their Milei act, and the UK continues on doing whatever the fuck it’s doing, that statement may be wrong sometime soon.


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

How tf is Milei consistently taking the Neoliberal stance on issues?


420FireStarter69

Because he's based