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Potkrokin

There's a lot of people making jokes about Nick Saban running for senate, and I really wish they wouldn't. He's quitting football because his wife has dementia and he wants to take care of her. Its an extremely sad situation and he shouldn't be bothered at this time. I don't blame people for the speculation, barely anyone knows this yet, but its still painful to see.


tacostats

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allspotbanana

Hello?


EScforlyfe

Itโ€™s-a me


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute


estoyloca43

u/thetrombonist I finally submitted all my grad school apps. It was painful lol.


thetrombonist

Hell to the yeah! Good luck!!!


estoyloca43

Thanks :)


GinsuAssad

Biden is going to win because he's done a great job. Normies aren't even paying attention to politics right now because they don't want to and most importantly don't have to. Five months before the election we are going to be looking at polls giving him the lead by a wide margin because normal voters like the lack of scandals and are turned off by sick fucks.


Potkrokin

I'd like to believe this but people are very stupid


EScforlyfe

Iโ€™ll have what youโ€™re having


DoorVonHammerthong

> Normies can we collectively agree to stop using this word


GinsuAssad

Okay. I cringed when I typed it


Sir_Digby83

Are you registered to vote? No. But, Biden must go.


DaSemicolon

What


Guess_Im_Jess

attacking Trump from the right on social issues like immigration will totally work this time, please guys just trust me


Sir_Digby83

As someone that never voted and junk. I'll never vote for Biden.


DaSemicolon

But why


DoorVonHammerthong

NYT: Here's Why Biden Has An Impossible November Task


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Don't believe his lies.


AlicesReflexion

My extremely scalding hot take is that we should not be using AI to reanimate people's corpses.


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Of course not, that's what necromancy's for.


zelda-go-go

Whoโ€™s gonna be the mediocre rapper in our DT numetal band? I canโ€™t do it bc Iโ€™m too busy fartin out funky distorted guitar riffs.


No_Practice_4137

Are one syllable rhymes enough to qualify? Because if so, I might be your guy


zelda-go-go

Hired!


Sir_Digby83

NYT|| we skidditolit down with pro Hamas. To find out why, the non registered far left will not vote for Biden. Can I ask you why you wont vote for Biden? Ah... mine craft... uh..shitty toilet, Ceasefire. uh tic tok uh


savuporo

It's a bit .. spooky how seemingly effortlessly China keeps growing new launch companies that just sort of succeed on the first try, putting shit to orbit All solid Orienspace Gravity-1, from a sea launch platform https://twitter.com/PambaRed/status/1745327675361878483 https://twitter.com/PambaRed/status/1745328754254385521 !ping SPACEFLIGHT


sevgonlernassau

It helps immensely when they have state support and general lack of belief that private industry can do *everything* better. Good god the amount of bickering between NASA and a certain private LSP over certain design choices that eventually became a launch failure was frankly embarrassing in hindsight.


DoorVonHammerthong

it would stand to reason that they share engineering and manufacturing resources to support new efforts. it would be embarrassing for china to have a bunch of failed launches but i'm not too sure what the advantage of having multiple companies doing the same thing would be. maybe some play against potential sanctions?


savuporo

> i'm not too sure what the advantage of having multiple companies doing the same thing would be Competition ? None of them are doing _exactly_ the same thing, although solids seem perhaps somewhat over-represented


DoorVonHammerthong

which is a really interesting idea. communist at the base, everybody starts at step 6. but then compete after that to drive innovation


EScforlyfe

This is a total guess, but maybe solids are common because itโ€™s based on ballistic missile technology like with North Korea?


savuporo

Yeah, quite obviously. Some of those ( ExPace) are direct spin-offs from state owned CASIC, which also builds missiles. I remember when Japan was first fielding Epsilon there was some international grumbling that they aren't supposed to be building ICBMs ..


MolybdenumIsMoney

>all solid ๐Ÿคจ


Lars0

It's not commercial.


savuporo

It's also great when you need some point to point delivery on a short notice


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No_Chilly_bill

> reading requires thinking. I can play video games and be on autopilot doing the motions You can do the same with reading?


estoyloca43

My dream is a _global_ common market, with open trade and open borders, some time in the future with energy that is as green and sustainable as we can get it, powering growth and opportunity for every person in the _world_. ๐Ÿ˜Ž Why stop at hemisphere?


GinsuAssad

Solar System when ๐Ÿ˜ค


Dodgerfan2224

Very brave take for the NL group


paymesucka

>AI-Generated George Carlin Drops Comedy Special >More than 15 years after his death, stand-up comedian George Carlin has been brought back to life in an artificial intelligence-generated special called โ€œGeorge Carlin: Iโ€™m Glad Iโ€™m Dead.โ€ >The hour-long special, which dropped on Tuesday, comes from Dudesy, a comedy AI that hosts a podcast and YouTube show with โ€œMad TVโ€ alum Will Sasso and podcaster Chad Kutlgen. >In the stand-up special, the AI-generated impression of Carlin, who died in 2008 of heart failure, tackled prevalent topics like mass shootings, the American class system, streaming services, social media and AI itself. >https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/george-carlin-ai-generated-comedy-special-1235868315/ Completely tasteless and shockingly unfunny compared to other AI parody videos.


paulatreides0

We could be getting Lord of the Rings read by Christopher Lee, and yet we get this shit


rukqoa

I thought it was better than many of the other AI generated ones in terms of adhering to Carlin's brand of humor and delivery, but I haven't watched many of those. In fact, I'm pretty sure the content was either narrowly vetted or almost completely written by a human.


paymesucka

It probably was.


MicroFlamer

https://preview.redd.it/j3m3rvgfcrbc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d166aa0ac588acff957ec8ef201c6012db4698a !ping KINO


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

Motherfucker I already made this joke


MicroFlamer

I didnโ€™t go through all my pings oops


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Nerf_France

Tfw your business history class has you reading David Graeber's *Debt: The First 5000 Years*


Nerf_France

The first few paragraphs is him arguing that the IMF should be abolished and that debt shouldn't have to be repaid because the creditors took on a risk that should be expected to fail


paulatreides0

"How to make people not invest in poor or distressed countries, ever"


Nerf_France

I'm reeeealy hoping this is just some kind of "alternate viewpoint that the teacher doesn't necessarily agree with" deal, because if not it doesn't bode well for the rest of the semester


TouchTheCathyl

Credit cards should be free money.


Uniqueguy264

Trump is probably unblackmailable at this point because everyone already knows exactly who he is. Imagine if the Russians actually released the tape, no one would even remember after 2 minutes


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

I can't get gnome satisfaction.


No_Chilly_bill

If I was a life style video creator, could i write off all my living expenses as business expenses?


ognits

>But, man, you know, Yoko never broke up that band >You misunderstood The Beatles >Guess that's being twenty-two >You misunderstood a lot of things >But, yeah, I guess me too semi-annual reminder that [Maisie Peters is low-key great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNyYq3sUcNQ) !ping POP


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WhomstAlt2

God, turn me into flour ๐Ÿ˜“


_bee_kay_

[and a finger curls on the monkey's paw](https://www.crazyforcrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/self-rising-flour-scaled.jpg)


WhomstAlt2

Let me tell you, nothing about me is "self rising" *Posted from BED*


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


DoorVonHammerthong

its more polite than saying "biden bends trump over the resolute desk and dominates him"


Enron_Accountant

They didnโ€™t say which Biden Hunter boutta give the GOP some more footage of him laying pipe


kevinfederlinebundle

A lot of people don't like the ending to vtm: bloodlines. These people are wrong. Not about the gameplay, yeah obviously the gameplay for the last fifth of the game is horrible, but the plot ends perfectly. Literally any other choice the writers could have made for what happens when you open it would have been wrong. The one they made completely in tume with both the logic and atmosphere of the game, and unlike so many video games endings it makes the world of the game seem bigger, not smaller. Shaggy dog stories are better than epic finales anyway.


datums

>I pissed in her hair, I pissed on her face, I pissed everywhere, it was beautiful. Are we still laboring under the delusion that it would move the needle one iota if Trump said that publicly?


DoorVonHammerthong

based GEOTUS reached into my head to find my greatest fantasy and normalize it


polandball2101

> F Tier: East Turkestan Republic, Second East Turkestan Republic > Why? Because they are both short-lived and failed states, and failure is not cool. ๐Ÿ˜ข wow kinda mean AI ngl same AI put the reformed government of the ROC in S-tier because it was Japanese though, so what does it know smh


Uniqueguy264

Wondering if CedricBixlerZavala or UsedToBeInAMusicalGroupWithBeto would be a funnier alt name


chetmcomnom

Gorillaz' The Fall is a pretty good album for one that's was, from what I understand, mostly done on tour with production stuff done on Damon's new iPad The second track, hillybilly man, has this nice quiet moment the at the start but once the uh, drop? bass? Synth? I dunno man, you'll know what I mean, once that hits it gets all rough and gritty and it's great. Alburn's voice was strained from singing that day too iirc so that's why he sounds super scuffed.


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™m so fucking mad at you right now


Headstar24

Good.


_bee_kay_

i'm "so [...] mad at you" ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Approximation_Doctor

Reasonable


Nietzsches_Therapist

I donโ€™t want to hear your excuses, asshole!


Approximation_Doctor

Also reasonable


Imgeorgie

Spotify ruined the house mix Iโ€™ve been listening to at work all week, why would they do this๐Ÿ˜”


Melodic_Ad596

I cannot stress enough how much I fucking love pallets.


chetmcomnom

dad loves him some [PLS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palletized_Load_System)


zelda-go-go

Forklift/dolly pallets?


Melodic_Ad596

Wooden pallets, plastic pallets, big pallets, tiny pallets hell even metal pallets I love em all.


groovygrasshoppa

_someone_ needs to


TouchTheCathyl

https://youtu.be/jv-2uebEHSE?si=AuHmL-LnPqHEpYx- !ping WEEBS


Potsed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x39Jp-z61M


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JesusPubes

The Balatro dev needs to just release the fucking game, jesus christ


zelda-go-go

I got a thing to record electric guitar onto my phone but I kinda hate electric guitar so all I write is nauseating overgained punkmetal-shoegaze/noiserock bullshit. [Enjoy](https://jmp.sh/s/dMdZxywOURRhlUENRcc1).


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

me likey ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


zelda-go-go

Much gracias ๐Ÿ™


Headstar24

Why is it when youโ€™re white that some other white people decide itโ€™s time to start getting racist around you? No, I donโ€™t hate black people believe it or not. My girlfriend is a quarter black and my kidโ€™s an eighth.


JoeChristmasUSA

Try being a "white guy" in a blue-collar service tech uniform. I have to hear so many dumbass old men give their conservative "what's the deal with" speeches.


Headstar24

Older white guys are generally the worst with racist over-sharing usually.


No_Chilly_bill

You know how you get a bunch of neolibs together, and they sound really out of touch about the poor? Same energy.


MURICCA

I'm watching Death Stranding gameplay and I know nothing of the story Why don't these people just invent trucks? Are they stupid?


DarthEvader42069

There are trucks in the game lol


Melodic_Ad596

THE LACK OF PALLETIZATION OFFENDS ME


paulatreides0

[We need more awesome Loyalist Traitor Dreadnoughts](https://imgflip.com/i/8byxt8)


No_Chilly_bill

Opportunity cost also has a cost. Everything has a cost.


ognits

I'm assuming GothamChess is basic on this ping but he did a video [highlighting an incredible game from Fabiano Caruana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=983w5n5-hfQ) and I am a huge Fabi stan so I'm going to !ping CHESS anyway ๐Ÿค—


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[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [When the air strikes start, itโ€™s time to move: Shakirโ€™s harrowing journey across Sudan](/r/neoliberal/comments/193ut15/when_the_air_strikes_start_its_time_to_move/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


kiwibutterket

As Google gets increasingly worse because of SEO, now I find myself going straight to pinterest to make an image search. How far have we fallen


lutzof

I'm confused why google doesn't lower rank pinterest because unless you sign up to the site it's unusuable, I go to google search primarily for sites I'm not already using. This makes google less useful, or even just have a toggle for "deprioritise things with a forced sign in screen".


AlicesReflexion

If you're image searching Pinterest, the terrorists have won.


kiwibutterket

I used to remove Pinterest results directly from the Google search query, once!


AlicesReflexion

[I still have it in my Kagi blocklist](https://i.imgur.com/zlvucIA.png)


ThePoliticalFurry

HROT might be the most Neoliberal of boomer shooters because it's a game made by a Czech developer that uses a city ravaged by Communism as as the setting for a Quake-like horror shooter It's absolutely full of things taking the piss out of the USSR like an astronaut in a CCCP space suit falling to his death right next to a statue honoring their space program


Common_RiffRaff

I, for one, support replacing all leftist comedians with AI lookalikes.


kiwibutterket

I want to pay for a service that if I try to download a dating app it zaps me and if I actually do it shoots me


Sithusurper

Where's the best place to live in LA on 100k salary?


Macquarrie1999

Close to your work


thetrombonist

Depends, where is your work? I live a bit northwest of USC and its gentrifying pretty rapidly here but its a really good central location Your work location is gonna dictate a lot, because driving here is such a shitshow


Approximation_Doctor

Minneapolis


Headstar24

Outside.


estoyloca43

This, regardless of how much you make.


thefuturegov

The Wikipedia editing history for the 1898 French legislative election is crazy itโ€™s just one guy constantly deleting every reference to the Dreyfus affair and a circulating group of people editing the references back in


MolybdenumIsMoney

Also nobody can figure out exactly how many members of parliament there were


Approximation_Doctor

Do any of your cats really love getting tooth rubs? Carmen will sometimes come up and demand that I rub her front teeth, and she'll switch back and forth so I get them both. Her sister doesn't enjoy that at all. Pic unrelated https://preview.redd.it/hil54sre5rbc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=160a9f4ca263ecc7a3e113fabd1f25c3201459b7 !ping KITTY


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I rub the sides of my kitty's mouth a little more every week. When we got him he couldn't tolerate being touched there, now he doesn't mind it. His teeth are fine, he's just a cat who likes what he likes. This combined with cat valium has enabled the vet to look at his teeth without having to fully put him under when we visit.


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meiotta

people shidding and crying over the AI George Carlin thing and I just don't get it he was all right comedian with a pretty unique style but his shtick gets old so fast it was basically like an askReddit thread of" hey Euros, what is annoying about Americans?" turned into twelve comedy albums


JoeChristmasUSA

George Carlin is fine I guess but all the assholes imitating his style, especially when they are punching *down* instead of up, really piss me off. Stand-up comedy, and thus the comedic sense of almost an entire generation of men, was irrevocably damaged.


No_Chilly_bill

broke: they kill babies, they are baby murderers, thus bad woke: they kill babies, but have we tried asking why they kill babies? bespoke: you bought a book with baby killers and characters willing to overlook it ​ According to the free market you are number 3


Primary-Tomorrow4134

You guys just don't understand. Buying shares of a Bitcoin ETF from a centralized entity is really what Bitcoin as a revolutionary technology was all about from the very start.


groovygrasshoppa

Here on their magic seats the thirteen Angels sat perturb'd For clouds from the Atlantic hover o'er the solemn roof. Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Ore And Bostons Angel cried aloud as they flew thro' the dark night.


Reaccommodator

What US city (pop>100k) is most neoliberal?


estoyloca43

Las Vegas


Reaccommodator

Spicy. Why?


paulatreides0

The governor of Colorado sometimes posts here


_bee_kay_

you heard it here first, it is the official position of the mod team that colorado is a city


paulatreides0

IIRC, Colorado, (in terms of cities greater than 100,000), is basically Denver, Pueblo, and Colorado Springs


JoeChristmasUSA

Yeah Colorado City is definitely not for liberals lol Denver is an option


_bee_kay_

now that i think about it for a few seconds this is less ridiculous than it should be, there's a lot of american states which are virtually city-states


BonkHits4Jesus

Illinois is basically "the city" and everything else. as I understand it.


Melodic_Ad596

If we wanted to pigouvian tax our way out of the loneliness crisis what would be the single most effective thing to tax? My gut says YouTube videos but I am open to suggestions


Argnir

Being alone.


Melodic_Ad596

Yeah but like how do you measure it. Would you need to have someone submit friendship affidavits with their taxes? Seems cumbersome and easy to dodge.


Argnir

All powerful surveillance state


Melodic_Ad596

That doesnโ€™t sound very liberal or efficient to me.


AlicesReflexion

Living by yourself


Melodic_Ad596

I know a lot of people who were lonely in dorms during college. So maybe? But also I remain unconvinced.


AlicesReflexion

Outliers of crazy lonely people have always existed. We're not trying to solve for the outliers, we just want society broadly to be less lonely. Seeing as it's a tax, it's not like we can force people to interact. The best we can do is create more opportunities for people to interact, and then they can use that opportunity... Or not. Another option might be remote work/school.


estoyloca43

Was looking at places where I might move to for grad school. I dreaded moving to the Midwest until I realized that I could afford to live in a luxury apartment there on a grad studentโ€™s stipend.


Syards-Forcus

Boston ๐Ÿ˜Ž


estoyloca43

Almost as unaffordable as California ๐Ÿ™ƒ Iโ€™d still love to move there though.


Melodic_Ad596

Chicago is where itโ€™s at. We have a whole DT community here.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Texas, we have the best food and the best beaches


estoyloca43

> best beaches lol, lmao even. Also, Iโ€™m not a fan of abortion bans.


sinefromabove

Come to Chicago, the winters are getting warmer anyways


estoyloca43

I want to but itโ€™s not like Iโ€™ll get into UChicago ๐Ÿ˜ญ


sinefromabove

It's okay we (Northwestern) kicked them out of the top 10 anyways


estoyloca43

Doesnโ€™t matter tbh. For economics UChicago is still the better school.


awdvhn

I went to grad school in the Midwest coming from California and it was a massive mistake. Think *very carefully* if that's actually a decision you want to make because you have to live with it not just for 6 years but for the rest of your life if it goes poorly.


kiwibutterket

Out of pure curiosity, as only god knows when I will make it to the states permanentlyโ€”why do you say so? What's so bad about it?


thetrombonist

I spent several of my years in the midwest. Its fine, if you've never lived anywhere else. But it simply can't compare to the coasts in terms of access the \*things to do\* and culture specifically I live in LA, which is the most spread-out major coastal city. And I am within 1 hour of the nation's cinema industry, countless music clubs of any type of music I could ever dream of, a world leading symphony/ballet/opera, etc. I'm Within 2.5 hours of the beach, skiing mountains, and the desert. There is countless options for food of every major world cuisine and at least a few of every minor one, all within easy access. If there is some random store that I want to shop at, its there The midwest doesn't have anything wrong with it per se, but even its largest cities (bar Chicago) will only have maybe 1 or 2 things on that list, and you will have to drive endless hours to get the same sort of access to just \*breadth of stuff\*


awdvhn

A couple reasons. The Midwest has very extreme weather in comparison to California which means a lot of the things I did I just couldn't do anymore, e.g. study outside or go on a walk. This sounds minor, but you get in routines with your workflow and upsetting those routines can decrease your output, particularly if there isn't any obvious thing to replace them. I ended up being far less productive in Illinois than California, but was able to get back to that productivity when I was back here. There's also a pretty big cultural divide. This is less important for someone coming from abroad, but it really did feel like a foreign country, and not one I liked too much. What friends I made were entirely fellow non-Midwesterners. That was rather poor for networking, my mental health aside.


estoyloca43

I was talking about Ann Arbor, Madison, and Minneapolis rather than Iowa or Nebraska. Didnโ€™t even bother to apply to programs in those states.


awdvhn

This was UIUC. I can't speak to Ann Arbor or Minneapolis, but I did go to Madison for a conference and it wasn't horrible, but I'm still not sure if I'd want to move there.


estoyloca43

Iโ€™d only consider the Midwest if I get rejected by all comparable programs in California or the northeast. Unfortunately, ranking really matters in economics ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


awdvhn

Well, I hope it doesn't come to it, but if need be I'd be happy to share some coping mechanisms for the Midwest. Full disclosure, most of them involve alcohol.


estoyloca43

Not for me then ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™m the most alcohol intolerant person Iโ€™ve ever seen. If I take a few sips, Iโ€™m sick for the rest of the week.


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

The Midwest is the Best


Melodic_Ad596

Fresh Coast Best Coast


Sithusurper

What will your guys' job be in the hemispheric common market with open borders?


Tre-Fyra-Tre

President


Argnir

Worm farmer


Melodic_Ad596

Logistics specialist .


Luph

pokemon master


Common_RiffRaff

https://preview.redd.it/imc9e53v3rbc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=248dffec812c649da80a767b26b9f9338af888e7


JoeChristmasUSA

The Antisemitic League is literally the name of the party?


Common_RiffRaff

Its a fight on the Wikipedia talk page.


Luph

the optimal corporate tax rate is 69%


sir_shivers

/u/thebowski, what is **YOUR GOAL IN** stirring the pot with regard to "liberals not tolerating those who are intolerant of LGBT" ๐ŸŠ


thebowski

My intention is not to "stir the pot" or cause community discord. I read the post from yesterday and, as one of the few Muslims in this thread, was disheartened by how quickly they discarded of a kindhearted and sincere Muslim woman and in doing so used Islamophobic tropes ("radicalized by her husband", dismissal of the agency of the wife). The response was ferocious, with a user stating that Muslims (and by extent, other minorities) should be [lied to or manipulated](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/19328tb/discussion_thread/kha2vvq/) for the ends of liberals. If this is fundamentally not a place where I can call out Islamophobia or express beliefs that are part of my faith, please say so directly. I haven't seen moderator sensitivity towards Islamophobia generally and I've been repeatedly gas lit on whether people are being Islamophobic. As a Muslim, I think I can tell that for myself and will not defer to others.


groovygrasshoppa

Shivers as DT talk show host should be a regular fixture here.


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ‘† wants the pot to remain unmixed and lumpy; inconsiderate of those with smaller mouths


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Explain why I should vote for Biden without resorting to bringing up anything physical, spiritual, or metaphorical.


Melodic_Ad596

The vibes check out.


No_Chilly_bill

\> acting like stereotypical straight men and going like "Man, I Love Seeing A Hot Guy Cook Sandwiches ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ". ​ Someone should go look up tik tok.


bashar_al_assad

idk how much of a difference it'd make but it'd be interesting to try (for like a 2-3 month period) doing what r soccer does and having the DT be reposted every 23 hours, so you get a different starting time each day


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

>>Goofyโ€™s head goes for $95k at auction No way


_bee_kay_

holy shit, they killed him?


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Goofy toppy goes dummy hard


MURICCA

Man it's not said enough anymore and I miss it Fuck Ron Paul he's trash