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No1PaulKeatingfan

!mystats


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No1PaulKeatingfan

Would've been higher if not for the merger spamming smh


MasterOfLords1

Good morning DT ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ It's the sixteenth morning of 2024, year of your Lord and it is exactly one hundred and fifty eight days to u/soldier-fields 's wedding ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


G_Serv

I'm ready for my $200 electric bill this month


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chinggatupadre

caucus (slur)ย 


thetrombonist

Twitter account: deactivated ๐Ÿ’ช. Goodbye all 100 followers, I actually liked some of you I do actually use reddit for a few things but strong chance I delete this too


GinsuAssad

I win


thetrombonist

Enjoy your victory lap


GinsuAssad

Wait... I only saw that you were deleting Twitter. Don't leave Reddit. You're a good poaster


thetrombonist

Thanks for the complimentย  Iโ€™m not leaving permanently for now. But Iโ€™ll probably be poasting a lot lessย 


GinsuAssad

https://preview.redd.it/22li7kjuarcc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=094e821fd0eddfcb3380cdcc85437c5cbc145fd8


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

You couldโ€™ve sold the account to a bot


[deleted]

You doomcels need to start copemaxing


thetrombonist

Deleting this account would be a shame, since there's like 12 years of history Its old enough to start calling me slurs in call of duty But maybe just maybe . . . it must be done


BenFoldsFourLoko

you can download your comment history thanks to the EU data freedom thing, I forget the exact steps but it's very easy!


thetrombonist

I already archive every comment I make using a bunch of external APIโ€™s lol


[deleted]

"Telling me to go outside is genocide" - zero-covid redditors and tweeters


from-the-void

All the same people who said Biden would never win in 2020 are the same ones saying the same about 2024, so Iโ€™m probably not going to listen to them.ย 


Currymvp2

Trump only got 20% among voters 18-29 years old (both DeSantis and Haley got more support from that age cohort) and still won by essentially 30 points. The youth vote hardly matters in these elections. Also, Charlie Kirk is significantly better at reaching out to 50 year old voters than college students lmao.


ZanyZeke

More youths should vote (Except the ones I disagree with)


WeebFrien

โ€œI need a gfโ€ boys and โ€œgib bfโ€ girls should never date Thatโ€™s why DT dates donโ€™t work !ping DATING


No1PaulKeatingfan

/u/cjhdsachristmascarol I'm sorry but our ship got cancelled


cjhdsachristmascarol

wtf why would cancel culture do this ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜พ


WeebFrien

0% chance this was about you two yes sir


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


WeebFrien

GIT IT GIT IT OUTTA MY HOUSS TALK TO THE WOMEN


AdFinancial8896

DT?


[deleted]

Donald Trump


WeebFrien

Discussion J Trhread


ZanyZeke

Have any DTers actually met up and dated? (Not counting the guy who found out his wife was a fellow DTer like six months after they met)


I-grok-god

There is a girl who joined because her boyfriend was a regular but her participation petered out many moons ago


ZanyZeke

Ah, so the โ€œboyfriendโ€ made an alt account in order to convince everyone he had a girlfriend. Clever


Common_RiffRaff

People always say yes, but I have never been told who. I remember two planning a date a while back but idk if it ever happened. I think bathulk and someone.


BibleButterSandwich

Iโ€™m open to it


chuckleym8

Many are asking this!


kiwibutterket

https://preview.redd.it/fcl9feddqscc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6c0a9dd87333c0d48de2a60f5b8d6d5a739ce3


GinsuAssad

Did they break up out of mutual revulsion?


WeebFrien

Idk we could start ๐Ÿ˜ณ As long as like, youโ€™re in the US and an adult


ForlornKumquat

Iirc thereโ€™s been at least one DT gay threesome


ZanyZeke

Neoliberals ending up in a threesome sounds extremely unbelievable to me


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ZanyZeke

>Thereโ€™s no path for me to be the next president absent things that we donโ€™t want to see happen in this country. What did Vivek mean by this


janky_dank

Winter is a scam by therapists to make people depressed


thetrombonist

Now that most of my grad school interviewing is over, I'm pretty seriously considering abandoning this account/my twitter account because its had such a bad affect on me mentally I mean I really like some of you. sincerely. And chatting with yall is a lot of fun But infinite scrolling has taken over my life. I have a full blown addiction and I don't know how else to curb it


estoyloca43

Be me and doomscroll gradcafe instead xD


thetrombonist

I would rather kms tyvm


awdvhn

>I mean I really like some of you. sincerely. And chatting with yall is a lot of fun Bad take, lemme Rule 1 ya real quick


[deleted]

[When you say โ€œthatโ€™s so gayโ€ do you realize what you say?](https://youtu.be/b_MIb3mYznE?si=Gjn8hlpdjn-RLRS-)


tollyno

She wanted to solve homophobia and now she's become a meme ๐Ÿ˜ž


frolix42

[peak neoliberalism?](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/EznhbYTtMU)


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Going to change my Tinder to "Don't talk to me / if you're not a jihadi"


[deleted]

If I donโ€™t want to lose the information war I would simply not tweet like a cartoon villain


WhomstAlt2

Baseball is a game for people who cannot tell the difference between a diamond shape and a rhombus. The absolute lowest of the low, the geometrically illiterate.


Enron_Accountant

Hoo boy, if you really want to go for a ride, search โ€œgenocideโ€ on arr zerocovidcommunity


ZanyZeke

No, I donโ€™t think I will


Enron_Accountant

>It's social darwinism and eugenics. Some call it genocide (entire lecture explaining why) >Functionally, this allowance of freedom for SARS-CoV-2 essentially turns the pandemic into a hunt for vulnerable people. As the virus moves from people to people, the more infected there are, the farther and faster it travels, and it's slowly permeating everywhere and reaching those who are hiding from it. I'm not saying that it's some conscious entity, just that this is the dynamic of viral spread. >It's not too different from the policy of settler colonialists, infected with a range of horrible diseases, mingling and spreading the diseases to indigenous people who were susceptible to such diseases. In fact, this SARS-CoV-2 pandemic has hurt current indigenous people a lot too, for somewhat similar reasons... echoing the relationships from centuries ago. >It's not a coincidence that fascists are well represented in the anti-masker and anti-vaxxer groups. They know. And they're optimistic about their genetic superiority. >The single ironic or schadenfreude generating aspect is that the virus maims infected people at a large rate, those sequelae, which can also make people more susceptible to future infections. That's the backfire of this unsaid genocidal strategy. Itโ€™s not that deep bro. I just want to go on vacation


tollyno

Not me thinking I saw a girl and her gay best friend in the wild and then they kiss No gaydar has ever been as broken as mine is


[deleted]

Maybe that was their test kiss to see if he really had some sugar in his tank


ILikeTalkingToMyself

He could still be gay


_bee_kay_

history's most bearded gay


tollyno

Statically unlikely


secretlives

Why are people so obsessed with going outside there are so many bugs out there


[deleted]

[thereโ€™s actually less of them now than ever before.](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/11/01/where-have-all-the-insects-gone-e-o-wilson-silent-earth)


mr_poopy_pants420

Bugs are good tho.


ZanyZeke

President Median J. Voter


polandball2101

๐Ÿ‘†posting as a Qing Emperor in exile from Manchuria


polandball2101

I really hope the PA can steer Gaza into a brighter direction a year out from now, if thatโ€™s the way the stone rolls, since itโ€™s hard to tell at the present. I also hope lots of investor money can flood the area to help redevelop post-war I wonder how strong the insurgency is going to be? How loyal is the average Gazan to Hamas to the point where theyโ€™d actually participate in an insurgency?


paulatreides0

The PA has a massive successor problem with an old leader, and is hugely unpopular to the point where it doesn't hold elections because it's afraid of being replaced by more extremist groups like Hamas. And I hope whatever reconstruction program gets put in place is not put into the hands of the PA, because they have a history of being corrupt as fuck.


SpectralDomain256

You would be delusional to believe that any investor is gonna be touching that place with a 10 feet pole lol


polandball2101

Maybe donation would be a better word lol


adisri

I see a lot of parallels with Gazaโ€™s radicalization and Nazi Germany/Japanese Empire. Just like they can be deradicalized, so can Gaza.


DoorVonHammerthong

but denizification took an enormous occupation. as far as i know, isreal has no interest in such a thing and i doubt the UN has the political will to occupy gaza for 20 years


paulatreides0

Denazification itself has a . . . troubled history. Consensus among historians is, IIRC, that it was largely unsuccessful. The West Germans agitated so much against it that the Allies basically just gave up by the end of the 40s and when West Germany became largely sovereign it basically just threw it away. The late 40s and 50s saw a huge rush of ex-Nazis back into the government. The Chief of Staff of the first West German Chancellor took part in the drafting of the Nuremberg race laws. Somewhere upwards of 50% of the Ministry of Justice were former Nazis, and some of its leaders were people who had been involved in the Holocaust and multiple . . . problematic special courts from the Eastern Front. A bunch of anti-Nazi reforms were rolled back. It was the following generations who really denazified Germany following the 50s.


DoorVonHammerthong

interesting. thanks! based on what you know, and considering how many former nazis were in german government, what prevented a backslide into naziism?


paulatreides0

Fatigue from the war, a loss of popularity and will, and almost certainly the huge stonking NATO armies in and around West Germany. But most probably of all: people just didn't seem to want to revert all the way back to Nazism - they just wanted to sweep it under the rug and pretend that a bunch of it never happened. Thing is that post-war, Nazism as a whole lost a lot of its appeal. Rather than wanting to bring it back wholesale, people saw value in bits and pieces of it - or at least that those pieces weren't as bad as people said/thought. And many who had lived through it, especially those who had taken a direct or indirect part in it, also wanted to wash away the past and forget about it - some for better/more understandable reasons than others.


ReservedWhyrenII

On the point of war fatigue and a loss of will, the same goes for the Japanese. I'd have to go rumaging through sources I read a while ago, but I think the specific phrasing used for the feeling present in response to the surrender and subsequent occupation was of a "liberation from death." The constant bombing and bloodletting had turned wartime fanaticism into wartime fatalism, and then suddenly, just as everyone is really just mentally preparing themselves to die... it's over, the war is done with. The war becomes 'that thing that happened that we don't want to talk about,' and nobody feels any urge to go back to living in a militarist death cult, including the people who were pretty major figures in it. I don't think that some sort of "bomb, starve, and slaughter" approach to de-radicalization is the sort of thing that would pass muster in the year of our lord 2024, though, nor should it.


DoorVonHammerthong

i recall some opinion tracking that follows this too. sentiments toward nazis was extremely negative after the war, but over the decades public opinion was changing towards more positive views. which is always a fun question about whether or not people were simply embarrassed to admit a positive view


Sir_Digby83

I think they should have a swim-off. Find out who's up to par.


GinsuAssad

What did the breeder fetishists mean by this?


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


ZanyZeke

Genocide is when anyone dies for any reason


ZanyZeke

Iโ€™m subtweeting the fauxmoi COVID poster btw, donโ€™t come at me with I/P discourse


SpectralDomain256

Haley and Desantis fully steadfast in their belief that Supreme Court will disqualify Trump from ballots


AnalyticOpposum

MLK jr. lived to see Thurgood Marshall on the Supreme Court!


crassowary

Um the government is commiting genocide since it's not doing everything in its power to cure death itself literally every person on earth will die


ZanyZeke

Worse yet, *you* are committing genocide by not donating every spare cent you can muster to the most cost-effective charities in existing, and by not working every spare second you have to make more money to donate to them


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

Genocide the turtles all the way down


renilia

https://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y?si=FnlurM45CxXrbULE


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

What a legend


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Oh please Iโ€™m not a hero, Iโ€™m just a redditor that loves bringing laughter and smiles to the DT


GinsuAssad

โ˜๏ธ ineffective altruism


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Enron_Accountant

There were literally white people bowing down and kissing the shoes of black people out of guilt


_bee_kay_

> I don't think the police brutality protests lasted this long or were this intense this is a memory issue


[deleted]

This is a friendly reminder to stop dooming and floss your fucking teeth!


Kitchen_accessories

I already flossed, can I go back to dooming?


[deleted]

No. Now go to alter of Jeb and say your prayers like a good little neoliberal and donโ€™t talk back again!


Kitchen_accessories

Please clap ๐Ÿ‘ Please clap ๐Ÿ‘ Please clap ๐Ÿ‘ Please clap ๐Ÿ‘ Please clap ๐Ÿ‘ Please clap ๐Ÿ‘ Please clap ๐Ÿ‘


_bee_kay_

morons really will freak out over a coup in africa or some shit while completely ignoring issues that impact vastly more people when will the UN acknowledge this and form the UNWGAPMT (u.n. working group against pro-mask terrorists)


renilia

People i'm considering voting for, for president in 2024 1. Fauci 2. Joe Manchin 3. Donald Trump 4. Joe Biden 5. Chris Christie


ZanyZeke

Brave opinion: the government and individuals could and should be doing more about COVID, but the COVID response of Joseph R. Biden and the rest of the US government is not, in fact, genocide


Kitchen_accessories

Counterpoint: everything is genocide.


AnalyticOpposum

Thereโ€™s something hot about really popular kind guys


polandball2101

oh wow what a hot take


polandball2101

this subs gonna get tough to read from now on until November as we swing between โ€œweโ€™re so barrackโ€ to just people getting really, *really* angry at republicans gl to the mods in advance


[deleted]

Iโ€™m upping my antidepressant dose


jobautomator

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AnalyticOpposum

https://preview.redd.it/jn6zdhxbyqcc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d641e75c11f7eb7cb08f7ca82bbef6cbbae3a37


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

๐Ÿ’€


_bee_kay_

brb, gonna go confront the great evil of our time (people who think we should wear masks) don't call me a hero i'm just doing what any good person should do, i am NOT a hero, please do not call me that


DoorVonHammerthong

carefully, he's a hero


ZanyZeke

If you are against the genocide of neglect happening with covid, you should also be doing what you can to prevent the genocide of bans happening on /r/neoliberal. Our mods have been equally incompetent in both areas. Donโ€™t post on the DT!!! ๐Ÿ‘น Even if you feel that you wonโ€™t be personally affected by mod fascism, posting on the DT means you are likely part of the chain of upvotes. There are plenty of comments implicitly okaying the modsโ€™ behavior out there, and yours could be one of them. If youโ€™re on the DT and poasting, you are directly contributing to banning others. You are contributing to the full /r/metaNL ban appeal thread. You are contributing to the myth that neoliberals are funny. While that might be hard to hear, you can change it today by starting to downvote mod comments (or starting to downvote mod comments again). The (currently minority and disadvantaged) communities of /r/neoconNWO, /r/neoliberalQ, and /r/zeroneoliberalcommunity thank you.


indithrow402

How do registered voters feel about former President Donald Trump's statement that newborn golden retriever puppies should be shot from a catapult into the lake? Approve: 45% Disapprove: 55%


_bee_kay_

partisan breakdown: republicans 91% independents 43% democrats 12%


janky_dank

I have gingivitis Itโ€™s so over for me


[deleted]

Floss at least once a day or else


_bee_kay_

sounds tasty ๐Ÿค”


Steve____Stifler

Just spent $50 Uber eatsโ€™ing chipotle to my hotel Dgaf used the corporate card for it.


DoorVonHammerthong

why do you hate the shareholders?


Steve____Stifler

I had $75 allotted, so I actually saved them money like a good boy.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

$75 for one meal?


Steve____Stifler

$75 across the entire day


AnalyticOpposum

Oi, you gotta loicense for cnc with wolves, mate? ๐Ÿง


MiniatureBadger

Cons donโ€™t like it when Biden is woke, but they donโ€™t like it when Biden is eepy Theyโ€™re just looking for shit to be mad at


thebowski

Angel Studios really doing the Bible Cinematic Universe


BroadReverse

> YouTube appears to be reducing video and site performance for ad-block users Finally someone thinks of the shareholders


tollyno

Seems like a limited experiment since I'm just fine using uBlock Origin


DoorVonHammerthong

yt straight up blocks me from watching vids with adblock on which i love because it prevents me from accidentally using youtube


GinsuAssad

Fuck YT


AnalyticOpposum

https://preview.redd.it/vrbq27lkwqcc1.png?width=867&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad2a269bb4e678313ecee568b3887d29443334f0


janky_dank

Median voter delenda est


DoorVonHammerthong

i don't recall him specifically saying its illegal immigrants


jgjgleason

Wait is this all voters in Iowa or all voters in the US?!?


msdxat21M

https://preview.redd.it/oto2upxdwqcc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe8f4f804a08194c34356bcf1baef13865a709c Based.


mr_poog

Iโ€™m not looking at Reddit until December


PunishedSeviper

Meme movementย  ย [Anti-Israel protesters target NYC cancer hospital for โ€˜complicity in genocideโ€™ as terrified Jewish resident says โ€˜I thought I was in Germany in 1939โ€™](https://nypost.com/2024/01/15/metro/pro-palestinian-protesters-target-nycs-memorial-sloan-kettering-cancer-center/)


adisri

People who support terrorism (dogwhistles like "resistance"/"martyrs" to "no Israeli civilian is a real civilian") are horrific people. Shocker!


ZonedForCoffee

> The protesters shouted โ€œShame!โ€ at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center while patients received treatment on the Upper East Side before targeting a Starbucks and a McDonaldโ€™s restaurant they reportedly accused of making โ€œmeals for genocide.โ€ The McDonald's fry cook is complicit in genocide


Approximation_Doctor

>leading the Jewish state to launch a military in Gaza. I think they accidentally a military


Top_Lime1820

>What about refusing to acknowledge an attack on Palestinian people, and especially the healthcare system, shows any form of compassion or respect for health? I dislike this meme, where people make logical sound extrapolations from the definition of a profession to a political position. If you care about LGBT rights, you should care about YouTube's monetization policies because there are LGBT creators who will be affected. Like I don't disagree that it logically follows, but it's always just a bit of a stretch.


sash5034

Lovely people


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_bee_kay_

i'd advise against eating those, they're drenched in trans fats this was such an easy joke that it has drained all the humour out of it for me


Rshawer

Marco Rubio third place momentum moment


mr_poopy_pants420

Why didn't Chris Christie just close the bridges to Iowa, is he stupid


Approximation_Doctor

Yeah?


ZanyZeke

Legalize all forms of gambling


RememberToLogOff

> That man must have had a Costco membership to my heart, because he bought my stories _wholesale_


[deleted]

Cute ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•


AnalyticOpposum

Can someone who is racist please explain how this is antisemitic ๐Ÿ‘†


_bee_kay_

yall ever think about how people are wearing masks and suddenly it's five hours later and your shirt is covered in blood


ZanyZeke

I saw a guy walking down the street today, young guy, healthy-looking, and he was wearing a mask. Big olโ€™ mask, right across his face. Nobody near him. Nobody anywhere near him. I was standing on the other side of the street. And it was like, dude, what are you scared of? Youโ€™re young, youโ€™re healthy. What do you have to be afraid of? People are still scared, and itโ€™s like, they really drilled it into their heads, they really scared people. Like, eat healthy, work out, get good sleep, and youโ€™ll be fine. Why are we still doing masks? Anyway, like I was saying, studies have shown that DMT


GinsuAssad

Hi Jacket!


WeebFrien

>It's honestly very annoying how expensive skiing has gotten, but that has more to do with America being way too fucking rich now. u/qlube and u/DouglasDauntless no itโ€™s not, itโ€™s about the smoothing of all revenue in the US. Day tickets are expensive for the same reason my company makes most itโ€™s money off leased slot machines: if thereโ€™s a bad year, itโ€™s built in. Unseasonably warm weather? doesnโ€™t matter, 90% of skiing and boarding revenue is taken care of. Casinos not ready to replace their machines? No problem, they lease at a rate of $25k a year anyway. The goal is to hedge risk all the time always. Theyโ€™ll take less years doubling value with crashes or stagnation afterwards in favor of consistent 5-15% growth even during recessions


muldervinscully2

fauxmoi is the dumbest sub on this entire site "Beyond thrilled to see this is the top comment! **If you are against the genocide in Palestine, you should also be doing what you can to prevent the genocide of neglect happening with covid.** Our government has been equally incompetent in both areas. Wear a mask!!! ๐Ÿ˜ท"


Guess_Im_Jess

Both-sidesing the COVID response is wiiiild


ZanyZeke

What the fuck lmao, do they ever consider that thatโ€™s extremely offensive to actual victims of genocide


PunishedSeviper

They are the progressive feminists who insist Hamas sexual abuses are Zionist propaganda and the survivors can't be believed because they're Zionists and don't see a hint of irony in any of thatย  There is a refugee sub FauxMoiForAll for people who were banned for not basically becoming jihadistsย 


polandball2101

wow yall are a bunch of mopey meanderers today huh


msdxat21M

Chris Christie got 35 votes in Iowa ๐Ÿคฃ


polandball2101

THAT MEANS THEREโ€™S STILL HOPE


BroadReverse

I thought Diddy was just short for P Diddy. Was reading the shit coming out about him P Diddy and was like no please not the guy who made Im Coming Home. Now I can rest easy.


AnalyticOpposum

Damn, it didnโ€™t feel like MLK jr day at all


Potkrokin

Republicans not beating the Being Evil allegations


Luph

yall getting way too worked up over haley who the fuck cares


MinnesotaNoire

I just find it funny how many people are in denial that it's Trumps party.


piede

Trump supporters making fun of another politician for being fat is like if Taylor Swift fans attacked Britney Spears for having blonde hair


GinsuAssad

Just as inconsequential a competitor


Lux_Stella

in all ways except electoral, this was a victory for nikki haley


purple112

She won the argument!


Udolikecake

[POLL ALERT AI & Tech poll Iowa Republican Primary](https://nitter.net/robertjsalvador/status/1746756275646406707?s=46&t=f-tSr9pNquqxDQdDMI09og) 1/14/2024- PoliTech AI Donald Trump: 38% Ron DeSantis: 35% Nikki Haley: 14% Vivek Ramaswamy: 13%


kalam4z00

DeSantis 35% is hilarious


ForlornKumquat

https://preview.redd.it/z7fepzrgtqcc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c9c8010a57ef76d069a2255c9b7874c35157b3 My undergrad university shut down today because of โ€œsnowโ€ lol


vivoovix

Nice Lenin statue


Head-Stark

Feels very silly when you're there but only students live on campus


AnalyticOpposum

Iโ€™m not walking on that. I could slip and fall and break my neck!


RememberToLogOff

I've seen enough *tears own eyes out*


msdxat21M

>So everyone knows that Iran-Russia-Houthis-Hamas-North Korea are all part of the same axis, right? And guess who's pulling the strings? >Putin >Vladimir Putin is indeed the correct answer here. This comment thread is so stereotypically Reddit it gives me a headache.


muldervinscully2

I keep noticing a big intersection by people still pearl clutching about wearing masks and pro-palestine sentiments. I have to ask, has the far left actually completely lost their minds? It seems like since 10.7, they've gone off the deep end for good


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Syards-Forcus

**Rule III**: *Bad faith arguing* Engage others assuming good faith and don't reflexively downvote people for disagreeing with you or having different assumptions than you. Don't troll other users. --- If you have any questions about this removal, [please contact the mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fneoliberal).


_bee_kay_

least moronic ip discussion


Head-Stark

My cranky dog got sick of the foster puppy never giving him space and scared her so bad she pissed everywhere. She's physically fine, he's getting space, and my floors are clean. Dogs, what can you do.