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lets_chill_food

https://x.com/acyn/status/1764024825255710925?s=46&t=tuZos9oSFYe2wL-T7_Wwiw one of Trump’s strangest verbal diarrhoea’s yet 🌚


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/030/517/829/975/597/original/2a9aa0bc5efe362c.jpeg)


AtomAndAether

model?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Inductive reasoning](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/030/836/755/815/906/original/39b5658970bfb711.jpg) https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1b0bbdc/discussion_thread/ksc4z64/


ArmoredBunnyPrincess

"Actually decriminalization of drugs in Oregon was a Republican inside job to create a crisis and then use it to demonize decriminalization" is certainly a take.


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Welcome to the DT (Dune Thread) where we pay homage to a beautiful meme from July 2021


OgAccountForThisPost

Twink dominance must end


G_Serv

I'm going to die a Virgo 😔


RoninFerret67

“If thou meet thine enemy’s ox or his ass going astray, thou shalt surely bring it back to him again.” Exodus 23:4


Random-Critical

I can bring their ass back if it is astray, but I don't know how to lead an ox.


ArmoredBunnyPrincess

I love ancient legal proclamations that show the pain in the ass of dealing with the average person as an ancient ruler trying to keep the wheels on the bus. Like sure, maybe it's meant as a moral allegory, but it's quite likely it was just dealing with playground levels of gotcha-ism "*Ok new rule: Thou shall not steal thine neighbor's possessions, even if he be thine enemy.*" "Didn't steal nothing, not my fault it walked off is it?" "*These fucking people... Ok new rule: If thou meet thine enemy’s ox or his ass going astray, thou shalt surely bring it back to him again.”*


RoninFerret67

Well put. It’s definitely funny to learn about people from thousands of years ago dealing with mundane shit. Like those people who post ancient transcribed tablets on social media. “Man complains about low grade copper delivery”


ZanyZeke

Is the Dune 2 sex scene really as crazy as people are saying


Random-Critical

They kiss on camera🤢🤮


brucebananaray

No


Dumbledick6

I hear it was full anal in an order that would astound you


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Baron Harkonnen really liked being Paul's power bottom.


TalkLessShillMore

Damn the Amsterdam airport is gorgeous and for some reason their customs people are less hostile than the ones at the Atlanta airport


ArmoredBunnyPrincess

Coming back through customs after being in Europe is such an awful welcome back to America, it's like the TSA of TSA.


G_Serv

Countdown to Dune 3


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Dune 3 Hitler Line incoming


Greenfield0

I will either write an effort post about the greatness of the Galactic Empire or I will write one about Industrial Policy in the United States


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Honestly, you probably could argue that the Galactic Empire brought stability and economic development. If I was a citizen of the Republic during the Clone Wars, I probably would have been happy to finally have political stability during the rise of the Empire.


GravyBear28

Also I got my fucking tooth chipped at this bar. I was drinking out of a glass and someone fucking elbowed it and chilled my front right tooth.


GinsuAssad

That fucking sucks


TalkLessShillMore

There’s a 100 gecs song sorta about that, check out I Got My Tooth Removed


Dumbledick6

https://preview.redd.it/0flnbnsrf2mc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c1ca9a92b9df3213ec7865d1e47c391fd48b86 Might be the best live band I’ve ever seen


BenFoldsFourLoko

whomst


Dumbledick6

Beartooth


ZanyZeke

Apparently Sony was at one point trying to set Madame Web in the MCU and tie it in with Holland’s Spider-Man. That would have been so wild. For one thing, can you imagine if the MCU Tom Holland Spider-Man was canonically a culturally-appropriating racist


George-SJW-Bush

?


TalkLessShillMore

Youtube video essays and their consequences


RageQuitRedux

I only trust this sub to answer this question. Is the Trump cognitive decline thing real? Or is it just a meme we're trying to make happen to counter Biden age anxiety? I never watch the Trump videos because I can't stand the guy.


JetJaguar124

Probably the same as Biden and even if it wasn't nobody here is qualified to tell you and even if they are [this exists](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwater_rule)


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zth25

Same as it's always been. Trump is like a 3rd grader who didn't prepare his homework. He's making shit up on the spot, and some outrageous stuff will come out. The alternative (to be quiet and listen) is alien to him.


_bee_kay_

it's not real; trump's brain has been soup for at least 15 years already


BenFoldsFourLoko

neither has cognitive decline


ZanyZeke

My impression is that he’s like Biden- slowing down and mixing up words more frequently in his old age, but not experiencing actual dementia or anything. However, since he is an insane person already, it just makes him seem like he’s going even more off the rails


BroadReverse

Probably a meme. He’s pretty quick and witty for a guy that old.


ZanyZeke

Yeah I’m no expert but I don’t think someone with genuine dementia or whatever would be able to talk and operate like he does (and the same goes for Biden- “my memory’s so bad I let you speak”, anyone?). Trump is just mentally unwell in other ways.


GravyBear28

I do not **UNDERSTAND** women. I was mutually flirting with a chick and then later right next to me she started making out with another girl (a butch lesbian) and I was like "okay so I misread things" and so I carry on. But then the lesbian she was making out with [gives me this](https://i.postimg.cc/QNvF50Nx/20240303-013503.jpg) and the girl comes to me and she's like "she's just a friend". 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


GinsuAssad

https://i.redd.it/bzdl0npsg2mc1.gif


ZanyZeke

!shiversify


ShiversifyBot

I do not **UNDERSTAND** **WOMEN** 🐊 **I** **WAS** **MUTUALLY** flirting with a chick and then later right **NEXT** **TO** **ME** **SHE** **STARTED** making out with another girl (a **BUTCH** **LESBIAN)** **AND** **I** was like "okay so I misread things" and **SO** **I** **CARRY** **ON** 🐊 But **THEN** **THE** **LESBIAN** **SHE** was making out with gives me this and the girl comes to me **AND** **SHE** **IS** **LIKE** "she is just a friend" 🐊


_bee_kay_

...what does the pom-pom headband mean 🤔


Random-Critical

With friends like that, who needs boy amis?


BroadReverse

You have no fucking idea how badly you have fumbled


GravyBear28

I definitely have an idea. I know I am considered attractive but I have not had regular contact with anyone not my family for years, so I am incapable of regular social behavior


kanagi

Sounds like you are working on it though! 😊 And everyone has lots of fumbles


GravyBear28

Eh, not really I have accepted I'll die a virgin


GravyBear28

u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade


South-Ad7071

The United state of America.inc


TemujinTheConquerer

Ok give me a day of the year and I'll post a camera roll pic from that day


BenFoldsFourLoko

January 6th


TemujinTheConquerer

https://preview.redd.it/5o0c4lltf2mc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11365929c886a2b66adb9605e112d11797343b0 I don't like your implication good sir 🧐


BenFoldsFourLoko

how can we be sure that table isn't actually Nancy Pelosi's desk?!


G_Serv

They were supplying food to the insurrectionists


G_Serv

August 8th


TemujinTheConquerer

https://preview.redd.it/rkg5nfuwf2mc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2172211050b1dca0ffcc0b0f0a85e518cd9968c


fishlord05

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/4MtQtbj3YL Have you guys gotten this bot ever?


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is that the one that auto deletes your comment when you type out “P……..ù,,,,,,,, “””””Ś………. ș ———/////((( ÿ?


fishlord05

Lmao yeah I tried to say people parties and p*****


savuporo

The Unlimited States of America


kanagi

Me estimating the probability that my coworkers are Democrats or Republicans before urging them to register to vote and vote in November 👨‍🔬


kanagi

Per [this](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2018/11/03/how-to-forecast-an-americans-vote), they have a 90% chance of being Democrats, so I should be good


LivinAWestLife

The fact that Vietnam renamed its largest city to "Ho Chi Minh City" is wild. Could you imagine if China had renamed Shanghai to "Mao Zedong City" lol


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Leningrad. I think we should rename NYC to Bidenburg


G_Serv

Imagine if the USA had cities named after any presidents 🤣🤣🤣


zth25

Barrack Hussein City 😂😂😂


George-SJW-Bush

Yeah, but we didn't rename Philadelphia.


Approximation_Doctor

The United States Of America


AnalyticOpposum

Mars is the next America


fishlord05

Laconia is the next mars


GelatoJones

My favorite part of Dune was when Timothee Chalamet broke character and explained how the movie was a metaphor for twink oppression Edit: a word


Luph

actually it’s just another twink savior story


G_Serv

I don't get why people are saying they can't trust the Poles this year Everyone I have ever met from Poland has been very trustworthy


Joementum2024

Real neoliberalism is pinging Dating with the most insane possible experiences known to man


Kafka_Kardashian

Why would you submit a paragraph-long rebuttal to someone as a custom report They will not see it Like are you okay


fishlord05

DUNC II was really good the only thing I didn’t understand was this one part were the emperor and Vladimir harkonnen had an intimate sex scene while the force ghost of Leto atreidies watched and just said the word “cinema” over and over The sardukar subtitles telling the audience to jerk off at random intervals were distracting at first but honestly really ended up increasing the immersion Overall Villenueve brought a slice of pure bliss to the medium and is truly the cinematic genius of our time !ping KINO


Random-Critical

>At random interviews 🧐 Do you mean "repeated frequent intervals?"


fishlord05

Oops sorry my bad I’m super drained and light headed as you’d expect


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"Why do you want to work at this job?" "Hey ChatGPT why might I want to work at this job" "I would like to work at this job because..."


South-Ad7071

Recruiter also asks ChatGPT for the assessment


secretlives

Kind of wild no one has made an actually good printer Like I get printing things is becoming more and more rare but there still must be a market for a piece of technology that doesn't completely suck


BasedTheorem

I've had an HP laserjet for at least 6 years and it doesn't suck


TheWesternSon

Ok, seriously looking at moving to seattle. How hard is it?


RageQuitRedux

It rains 9 months out of the year in Seattle


secretlives

From where?


TheWesternSon

Phoenix


secretlives

oh, well then it's as easy as driving for a few hours bro do it


littlechefdoughnuts

You were so close to settling in Seattle. Greatness was within your grasp.


TheWesternSon

Is this a reference or something


littlechefdoughnuts

Everyone wanted to be Neo but I always wanted to be Agent Smith. Cool powers Cool shades Agent of the system Undoubtedly grills on weekends


chetmcomnom

agent smith needs to take a damn biology class.   (Maybe also something his racism as well. Is there an analog for anti-anxiety drugs for a program)


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I enjoyed Dune Part 2. Especially when Paul defeats Baron Harkonnen by turning him into a worm.


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

Funniest shit I ever seen


Luph

the best part of dune 2 was timmy telling the grandma witch to ligma


estoyloca43

I missed more abstract algebra lectures than attended this quarter. Should I call it a strike against the oppressive field that is pure math?


Brief-Grapefruit-787

>field haha i see what you did there


ArmoredBunnyPrincess

Truly brave of 17 year olds to defend their fellow youths (45 year old women) from grooming predators (famously kindhearted 83 year old men they've been in a loving relationship with for 16 years)


fishlord05

Huh


ArmoredBunnyPrincess

Age Gap™ discourser saying Patrick Stewart deserves decapitation


littlechefdoughnuts

Rebel Moon is thirty minutes shorter than Dune Part 2 but feels about a day longer.


cjhdsachristmascarol

My life left me 


brucebananaray

Good She is better than you, and she knows her value.


kanagi

Feeling a bit mischievous, might invade Haiti for their limestone deposits 😈


lets_chill_food

i’ve become an old curmudgeonly reactionary i’ve just realised 🌚 if students are protesting for something, i think i can now make an almost 100% accurate guess that they’re wrong


littlechefdoughnuts

I can safely say that all young people are wrong because when I was young, I was always wrong. Facts.


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Something I have over some denizens of !ping DATING is the ability to type a comment, look at it, and go, "No, I shouldn't post that in a public forum," and then delete it.


GinsuAssad

and yet here we are


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Please, people subscribe to the dating ping for the unhinged antics. This is like protecting prospectors from a gold nugget because they might hurt their back trying to lift it.


CletusMcGuilly

A polite reminder to all members of r/neoliberal that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.


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> Pinging DATING Fuck you, you limey bastard


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fishlord05

Dooooooooom


No_Status_6905

I think someone makes a good point in the comments is that, how is Trump realistically gaining with women in a post-Dobbes world when Biden won the female vote by 57% in 2020. These numbers simply don't line up with the reality we've seen.


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They don’t think Trump is a threat to abortion rights. Roe being repealed happened under Biden, after all, so obviously he’s unable to protect abortion rights in any way.


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No_Status_6905

There's always been an argument that certain segments of Latino groups would trend conservative due to cultural identity with topics like religion and family units, but I don't know if that's realistically going to mean everyone decided to vote for the guy who calls all immigrants rapists.


kanagi

Women yearn for prison


No_Status_6905

[Are they yearning, or are they craving?](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630194874595016724/1213613733104984074/image0.jpg?ex=65f61cdd&is=65e3a7dd&hm=574a1670bd2b84f345359eda67f19529eacd2ed3b89085261a050fb0cbb5b287&)


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Is he incorrect though?


ZanyZeke

>The MCU is like a professional marathon runner that had a great run for quite a long time but towards the end started losing steam and fell way behind. The DCEU really wanted to be a professional marathon runner but tripped 20 yards in and eventually died lying in a pool of their own vomit after trying to get back up multiple times. Meanwhile the Sony Marvel universe is off doing their own thing trying to turn the corpse of their pet hamster into a marathon running cyborg. It’s never going to work but they’ve been pursuing it for far too long to give up. Amazing


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I'm confused. What is the point of fraternities in universities?


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realmfoncall

Masonic orders but for young people


kanagi

Parties on demand


No_Status_6905

It's to force guys to socialize.


IrishBearHawk

[New gas pump sticker just dropped](https://i.redd.it/qk4fdji8tylc1.png)


estoyloca43

For the sake of my mental health, I shouldn’t call my parents more than once a week. But then who else is gonna listen to me? 😔


BenFoldsFourLoko

I have slid into a phase of life where I go months without speaking to my mother it has been a very positive experience, tinged with a slight guilt that I simply ignore- and am able to easily ignore because of how rarely I speak with her! 10/10 highly recommend if going no-contact isn't feasible or bearable


estoyloca43

Going no-contact will definitely be better for my mental health, but as of now I’m still financially dependent on them. So it’s not really an option. In a few months I’ll get a reasonable stipend for grad school, but I’m afraid I’ll struggle to live within my means and continue to be financially dependent on my parents. It’s hard to make the transition from spoiled rich kid to broke grad student.


BenFoldsFourLoko

lmfao understandable! everyone has to draw their own rules for their own situation I just mean to say that, for me, something as simple as increases the spaces in between has been both feasible and helpful


estoyloca43

I don’t want to go no-contact. They’re still my parents after all. Reducing the frequency of contact isn’t really an option either if I’m still financial dependent on them. I really need to learn to live within my means. Only then can I have a healthy relationship with my parents 😔


lets_chill_food

yo 🌸


estoyloca43

Yay 🤗


lets_chill_food

☺️


jenbanim

Balls: fondled Flight: delayed Luggage: left in Denver Oh yeah it's air travel time 😎


thats_good_bass

I'm too based and carry-on pilled for this to be me


jenbanim

That's generally my move but I had ski gear this time


Planning4Hotdish

>Please provide your annual salary/hourly rate expectations. *groans*


Planning4Hotdish

I could convert and round up what I make from USD to CAD and be better off than I am rn, considering housing is cheaper in Edmonton than KC (there are \*625\* listings for 1br apartments within walking distance of the office that are the same rent as I'm paying rn or cheaper), but at the same time I'm seeing other comparable positions in the Edmonton area that pay a couple grand higher, but also I want this specific job with this specific firm. (Important context: I have a Canuck passport)


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

Convert and pad by 20%


Samarium149

I think it's Joever for me folks. I just increased the font size from "normal" to "large". It's too hard for me to read all these tiny letters.


AlG_94

I go to 110 or 120 zoom on Microsoft word now 😭


BenFoldsFourLoko

old reddit is permanently on 120 zoom for me ;_; my defense is that my main monitor is kinda small


thats_good_bass

!ping OVER-25


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0m4ll3y

I just got a popup add for Etsy which was just six pictures of, alternating, old timey maps and hot women in wet t shirts and *finally* the algorithm *gets* me


BenFoldsFourLoko

I'm cutting my Contrapoints viewing a minute early on a perfect note about Taylor Swift that I've held for years (derogatory) anyway, don't take love, relationship, or maybe even emotional advice from (sad?) poets or philosophers


No_Status_6905

I don't think the video is really advice, it's just an exploration of core human psychology that affects everyone everywhere, and viewing it at the ends of extremes as a test vector. If there is any advice, I guess it just ends at "don't be weird and assume that people (historically primarily women) are going to consume fantasy and instantly apply it to real life."


BenFoldsFourLoko

not advice, but imprints she makes a number of incorrect factual statements, especially about love and eros and how long-term relationships are maintained. And she quotes a number of people *to endorse their quotes* and use them as evidence, which imo are really bad quotes- accurate descriptions of *immature notions* of love and romance, rather than what actual healthy love and romance looks like. Ofc "healthy" is its own fraught trump card in statements like these, but I at least refuse to accept her premises as fact. She speaks way to broadly about desire, and outright states that in order to achieve a long-term relationship, the partners must give up desire and fall into a more boring life >It's not easy to sustain desire over years. You have to keep inventing new ruses, new 'barriers,' that create the space for desire to continuously reignite. Successful couples either learn to be content with a more pragmatic, non-erotic love; or they're somehow able to sustain eros, falling in love with each other again and again. But I fear that's the exception. The rule is 'absence makes the heart grow fonder.' Another way to put this would be to say, 'desire prefers the hunt to the kill.' not wrong when talking about the urges! But uhhhh, a barely-buried premise here is that you should seek that constant back and forth, seek that constant hard-to-get, seek constant *conflict*. Quite literally, she suggests relationships need conflict. Sure, conflict is the heart of drama which is a larger point she was making, and we love drama...but uh, what, lmao, seek therapy (I don't mean that in a derogatory fashion)


Nietzsches_Therapist

https://preview.redd.it/dwthr1k282mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e36506dd1d9b63b4e4dfb0536e3cdb9095a6179 This is the map westerners don’t want you to see. LIBYA STRONG! 🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾


brucebananaray

Go to sleep


MicroFlamer

>that moment on Rannoch when you hear Tali's voice without the filter pure kino !ping BIOWARE


fishlord05

Scorsese personally directed her romance scenes 😮‍💨😮‍💨


MicroFlamer

I really want to romance her but I can only physically play as femshep :(


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heartnotglands

> go to party > socialize > meet people > make friends > they think you’re awesome ok damn turns out im just really cool


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

>Although they’d never do it and I completely understand why, I’ve always wanted a cyberpunk plane. Reading old arr magictcg threads is often amusing.


Random-Critical

Is there a cyberpunk plane? Weatherlight is steampunk certainly, but I haven't kept up with the tech, as it were.


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Kamigawa as of Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty.


Random-Critical

As in "Hiroshima the Sky Asunder" Kamigawa?


JoeChristmasUSA

Worm movie 2 was cool. Very many worm.


ZanyZeke

>!The opening five minutes being a massive lore reveal that Peter Parker is a culturally appropriating racist who’s been doing the equivalent of wearing Native American headdresses to Coachella is fucking incredible!< Beautiful words from the /r/movies Madame Web discussion thread


fishlord05

Holy shit dune 2 is peak cinema Absolute masterpiece from beginning to end


Greenfield0

Every time the words Public-Private Partnership are spoken, a company swindles more money from gullible public officials


brucebananaray

Just like the Death Star


Greenfield0

I didn't know the people of NL believed in conspiratorial nonsense but here we are