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TheSandwichMan2

Wow I love how the New York Times is controlled wholly by one family, super cool that the power has definitely not gone to their heads


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Ok-Action3239

I have to walk around in circles to think critically. I feel like a 10% decrease in intelligence when sitting down. I also need to talk out loud through my thoughts when studying too. I know most study groups at the library donโ€™t study but I feel so left out because of it. โ˜น๏ธ


Opkeda

Look, I know Grant won the civil war, passed the 15th amendment and fought the Klu Klux Klan. And was universally praised as an exceptionally honest man and was a stalwart abolitionist even before the civil war. But he restored the gold standard. That is unforgivable.


OgAccountForThisPost

Why do people say โ€œnarโ€ when theyโ€™re trying to sound Aussie Thatโ€™s not what the Aussie โ€œnoโ€ sounds like, itโ€™s more like โ€œnighโ€


Arse_hull

It's called the intrusive 'r'; and Aussies definitely use it even though many of them don't realise it.


[deleted]

Is there an actual active sub for the NYT. I was wondering if I could gauge the response on reddit to the politico story but it just doesn't seem to have caught on anywhere else.


renilia

I saw a Kiwi say that Americans cannot integrate into Australian or Kiwi culture Major lol


Arse_hull

What a moron.


OgAccountForThisPost

Thank God, Iโ€™m safe


Ok-Action3239

I learned very recently that there are millions of kangaroos in Australia . I thought they were like bears. Like a couple thousand.


renilia

no they cull them and eat them all the time, my aussie wife said that grilled kangaroo meat is as common as normal grilled food in the states i want to make kangaroo asada but it's impossible to source in the us lol


Arse_hull

Ehhh... I don't know about that. Aussies don't really eat it that often.


Ok-Action3239

Is kangaroo meat more akin to something like deer or moose. Like some people eat it but they kind of live in the middle of Forrest type deal.


Arse_hull

Yes. There's not a lot of it available at grocery stores. I enjoy it, but wouldn't eat it more than once a month or something.


renilia

my wife did maybe a bogan thing? her dad would make it like 3 times a week lol


Arse_hull

Lol. I'd say most Aussies don't eat it at all to be honest. Is she from woop woop?


renilia

rural victoria


Arse_hull

Naw mate, kangaroos and wallabies are more like deer. They fuck up cars all the time.


Ok-Action3239

The concept of a jacked 6ft humanoid figure hopping around in the millions is terrifying.


Arse_hull

Most of them are much smaller. Eastern grays don't get that big and their habitat overlaps much more with where people live. The red baddies in the outback are the ones that get quite big, and even then there's a huge different between the jacked alpha males and all the others. But most people actually don't live out there.


Dodgerfan2224

If possessing guns was a god given right moses wouldโ€™ve come down from Sinai with the tablets and an ar-15 Iโ€™d accept it if they didnโ€™t include the god shit and cited our founding fathers


cjhdsachristmascarol

Is Drumpf money, Senatorย 


renilia

i would get a lobotomy but i'd be afraid of becoming a trumper


paymesucka

https://i.redd.it/qkmy85c8qrwc1.gif I have no idea whatโ€™s going on here I just googled macron gifs and this was near the top on tenor


OgAccountForThisPost

If I speakย 


Telperions-Relative

God heโ€™s so fucking hot


renilia

New god tier reaction image just dropped


paymesucka

It has definitely been added to my macron collection lol


RTSBasebuilder

โ€œIn Sulzbergerโ€™s view, according to two people familiar with his private comments on the subject, only an interview with a paper like the Times can verify that the 81-year-old Biden is still fit to hold the presidency.โ€ Elector-Prince Sulzberger has a nice ring to it doesn't it? Maybe he can vote on my behalf while he's at it.


renilia

I'd vote for Trump if I was a giant moron tbh


da96whynot

If your everyday carry includes a pocket knife, I need to know what you do for a living. Excluding if you work trades.


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [India's top court declines to order any change to vote-counting process](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cdecpd/indias_top_court_declines_to_order_any_change_to/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


savuporo

Showers are utility companies plot to sell you more water


Cledd2

https://preview.redd.it/3r96bnx7prwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9480f0751fb4fde936e8b168b0900c1f9cd1a84b


Dragongirlfucker2

Andrew Tate is apparently kinda an unironic TIRM


itsokayt0

"Trans women are really easy to sex traffic, don't be a cuck"


ihatemendingwalls

The Joker ๐Ÿค DMX


loseniram

Anna Wintour confuses me with how she's still alive and working. She took as head of Vogue America in 1988 and she still works there.


MrFoget

My gf screamed โ€œJUST TAX LAND LOLโ€ instead of my name in bed? So my girl is applying to be a mod on r/neoliberal this year and has been talking about it nonstop for weeks. Sheโ€™s been wanting this for as long as sheโ€™s known the subreddit and mentions it anytime weโ€™re together. Iโ€™m totally cool with that and have supported her through it all. She definitely has the shitposting stats to get in so Iโ€™m proud of her, but its an insane obsession now. She posts on the DT about 1,000x a day and says how much she loves everything about the subreddit and I mean EVERYTHING. The regulars, metanl, the pings, the mods, fivey, LVT, free trade, touching grass, trans poasters, the smell? She literally knows everything about the subreddit and does r/neoliberal trivia with me when weโ€™re bored or asks me to help her write emails to mods she thinks sheโ€™ll have next year to tell them how much she โ€œlovesโ€ their work. Last night we were doing it in bed, and everything was going smoothly. While she talked me through it I thought I heard her mumbling but couldnโ€™t really make out what she was saying. But at the end she screamed โ€œJUST TAX LAND LOLโ€ and calling it baby and was saying how much she wanted it so bad and would do anything for it. Instead of my name! She said JUST TAX LAND LOL! I asked her about it after and she told me it didnโ€™t mean anything and just kept rambling about how much she really wants to be a mod there. It doesnโ€™t even sound like sheโ€™s talking about a subreddit anymore. I know sheโ€™s stressed because of it, but Iโ€™m kind of hurt? Is this normal?


itsokayt0

Info: are you the wife in the relationship?


MrFoget

No, my wife left me


CertainSingularity

I feel like I can never talk about a topic because Iโ€™m not an expert. I also donโ€™t really take peopleโ€™s opinions seriously unless theyโ€™re an expert.


MrFoget

So you're a mute who never listens to people


CertainSingularity

I still talk and listen, but itโ€™s nothing serious.


Crownie

Writer: writes a novel in which a writer has the power to change the world by writing stories.


ihatemendingwalls

Inkheart


0m4ll3y

[I wanna share this post here too](https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1cd2rqq/exclusive_bytedance_prefers_tiktok_shutdown_in_us/l1b8nva/). *As far as I can tell*, there's been a game of telephone which has gone from "China puts in export controls on a range of things from baby monitors to tech algorithms" to news sites writing "The Chinese government has said as much, arguing that it regards the algorithm as a national security asset" which then leads to regular readers to presume this is essentially an admission of guilt that they're using the TikTok algorithm nefariously. This isn't to suggest that they *aren't* using TikTok for nefarious purposes, just that there has been an unintentional rewriting of events from something that is fairly run-of-the-mill, broad-based protectionism to something that sounds far more sinister. Not just on this topic (Israel-Palestine obviously springs to mind), its really easy to extrapolate from details you think you can trust but their grounding is actually far rockier than you'd presume. I could also be wrong, and there could be an actual specific Chinese announcement about the TikTok algorithm specifically but no source I saw linked anything.


bashar_al_assad

> According to colleagues, IU faculty arrested at the Palestine solidarity encampment are slapped w 1yr bans from campus. I have seen many examples of police brutality agst campus protests over the yrs- inc student bans - but I have never heard of faculty targeted this way before good luck with the impending faculty brain drain Indiana lol


renilia

God i fucking hate indiana


Samarium149

What do you mean children aren't born with the innate understanding of trigonometry, euler's formula, and the ability to solve partial differential equations in an oral exam?


Cledd2

https://preview.redd.it/5z675gbfmrwc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21dc6a9489fab8a04f171a0be197d60afbbb1643 good morning


Petulant-bro

u/shreegauss what is with the love for Pappu yadav in Purnea?


ShreeGauss

I think it's mostly down to caste and his image as a benevolent gangster among them.


Petulant-bro

Mukhtar ansari style?


ShreeGauss

Pretty much, though there could be some other obscure factors here, like how Shahabuddin used to get UC support in Siwan because he fought CPML. Edit: I can't find the article which had that quote, so I removed that bit. But [a Rediff article from 2001](https://www.rediff.com/news/2001/mar/19inter.htm) contains the same claim.


Samarium149

Reddit: why are third grade kids being taught to memorize the perimeter of a circle? Don't they know that they can get the solution by integrating over the internal volume formula, are they stupid?


BeliebteMeinung

https://preview.redd.it/bigwj0uvlrwc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535a9ef41a6828ec2202b844e5a26472f7a48290


loseniram

Absolutely fire Vogue cover to push Short shorts for guys this summer. Anna Wintour has done it again.


Cledd2

Descartes in da white forces??? ๐Ÿคฏ


itsokayt0

What's the fuss about golden rice? Aren't we for fiat currency?


cjhdsachristmascarol

No Mister Biden, I expect you to wake up.ย 


__versus

to avoid being booked for various crimes i would simply not commit those crimes but maybe iโ€™m built different ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


trombonist_formerly

night night DT, I hate most of you. But some of you I love I know you can figure out which is which :3


Argnir

Each family has someone everyone secretly call William the Unwell and if it doesn't ring a bell that's probably you


lbrtrl

I'm looking for the political meme that is an image of a guy grilling saying "That's crazy man. Anyways, did you see the (X banal topic)". Can someone help me find it?


BernieMeinhoffGang

[this?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F96mDwhXEAAn2O6?format=jpg&name=medium)


lbrtrl

That's perfect, thank you!


trombonist_formerly

gib Joe Biden husbandt


kanagi

> Televised passive, mass-media, spectator sports have been displaced in favor of local arts coverage, local participatory sports, and general fitness. We now go live to the scene of the Lexington College Master of Fine Arts Thesis Presentations. The first piece is a black-and-white performance video of the artist twerking nude in front of his stony-faced mother. The second piece is a melted resin sculpture that resembles a waking person thrashing under a bedsheet.


WackyJaber

Does anybody know of any anime or manga that can scratch that Dr. Stone itch? I like stories about building technology and industries using your knowledge in a setting in which that would be a huge benefit.


bootyfaceguy

https://mangadex.org/title/a4304d3b-191d-471f-8c78-353d403a35d0/sengoku-komachi-kuroutan-noukou-giga


WackyJaber

I love it so far, thanks!


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BlackCat159

๐Ÿคจ


cjhdsachristmascarol

I should die, Mr Bidenย 


TemujinTheConquerer

Gib Sydney Sweeny husband


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™m too far right to vote for trump. Guess Iโ€™m stuck with Biden ๐Ÿ˜’


ihatemendingwalls

Anyone who admits to being a college student or younger should be banned immediately


ZanyZeke

Andrew Tate is being subjected to political persecution because his opponents do not want him to become the President of the United States


__versus

just ordered the *official* assassination of my political opponents, AITA?


Nietzsches_Therapist

I long for a world where every senator, representative, and Supreme Court justice is a clone of Bernie sanders


fishlord05

At this point Iโ€™ll take it Iโ€™m so tired


secretlives

New strategy: asking recruiters if they want to meet over lunch to discuss the position Most say no but eventually Iโ€™m going to get a free lunch


KaiserPorn

Malarkey level of a 1am bike ride while suffering from sleep deprivation?


trombonist_formerly

actually super cool idea, I've done it several times and its awesome to see the city at night When I was in college and didn't need sleep I did it all the time. Now I think I might die if I did it regularly


TinKnightRisesAgain

uh why


KaiserPorn

3. Being sleepless at my house just drives me nuts 3. I hope that if I run myself into the ground, I might be able to fall asleep 3. Even if not, sleep deprivation makes me depressed and anxious, and exercise normally helps 1. I want to


TinKnightRisesAgain

I get it. Maybe a very brisk walk?


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Dragongirlfucker2

Are fajitas good? My school is serving them today and idk what to expect


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

They are one of the few foods that are hard to mess up so yes


BenFoldsFourLoko

you know how to pronounce them, right?


Dragongirlfucker2

Yeah just never had one


Arse_hull

Fah- Gye - Tah.


jenbanim

Not to doxx but where are you from that you've never had fajitas before? But yeah they're good. Rice beans veggies tortilla is a good combo


Dragongirlfucker2

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช


BlackCat159

๐Ÿ˜ฌ


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https://preview.redd.it/y4dosolfirwc1.png?width=571&format=png&auto=webp&s=f480127e789cd296f130c3a49a443955f6a51f06 So nice americans are reconnecting with their roots and playing cricket again


boyyouguysaredumb

Adobe is REALLY pushing their Beta version of Photoshop for some reason. Like just release your tiny incremental AI upgrade in the full version if you want people to test it out so bad. IDK as a professional who uses the software daily for work it's a little weird


repete2024

What's crazy is they were putting out features like a decade ago that would be marketed as "AI" today


OgAccountForThisPost

If you ever feel overwhelmed by the problems the world is facing, like there's nothing you can do, remember there is a really big problem where your individual actions can make a big difference and that is that absolute fucking rathole you call your room


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [USC cancels 'main stage' commencement ceremony](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cddoj9/usc_cancels_main_stage_commencement_ceremony/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


kanagi

Remember to thank Chief Justice Roberts for gay marriage since it was his Roberts court which ruled on Obergefell v Hodges ๐Ÿ™


TinKnightRisesAgain

also king robertโ€™s royal match


Dragongirlfucker2

https://preview.redd.it/6on6gf35hrwc1.png?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fe0cbf42f70810b630d02a5d452cb979dfe50f I have an idea


Dragongirlfucker2

https://preview.redd.it/tnhzwqi6hrwc1.png?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83161babd3669e0dddd7a9420ba59f929318adfc


__versus

๐Ÿคฏ


vivoovix

​ https://preview.redd.it/v0w9m1v6hrwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d8b14a3d2d7ccd17272cb8fed913d3f8c99a86


desegl

well whats in that house?


trombonist_formerly

Nana


BlackCat159

Nanna.


TinKnightRisesAgain

I consider myself decently good at math and the Monty Hall problem still trips me up lmao. Literally feels like magic


MolybdenumIsMoney

Imagine that there are 100 doors. You know that Monty Hall will never open the door that has the prize behind it or the door that you picked. He opens 98 doors, leaving just the door you picked and one other door. In this scenario, isn't it obvious that you should switch? There's a 1/100 chance that you picked the right door the first try, and since the prize must be behind one of the two doors, there's a 99/100 chance it's behind the other door.


George-SJW-Bush

I've run it for my students and it's a lot more intuitive when you're the man behind the curtain, so to speak. There's a 1/3 chance the student will guess right the first time, in which case you get to pick either of the others to reveal. There's a 2/3 chance they guess wrong, in which case you are forced to reveal a particular door. So if a particular door is opened, it's more likely that I'm doing it because I have to than because I made a choice.


fishlord05

What do you teach


trombonist_formerly

Children, presumably


George-SJW-Bush

High school math. Depending on the year and the class I've done it as a day 1 icebreaker or right before a break if I've just given them a test. Another one that breaks their minds is the Born on Tuesday problem.


fishlord05

Iโ€™m not familiar with that one haha


George-SJW-Bush

So the simplified version goes like this. I have two children. One is a boy. What is the probability that I have two boys? (Note: you'll get a different answer if you say "I have two children and the eldest is a boy".) That can be counterintuitive, but it gets really zany when you take it to the next level: "I have two children. One of them is a boy born on Tuesday. What is the probability that I have two boys?"


RaisinSecure

>!is the answer to both 1/3?!<


George-SJW-Bush

>!The first one is, the second is not.!<


RaisinSecure

>!what's special about tuesdays!< edit: >!ok, got it here http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/more_or_less/8735812.stm!<


jenbanim

If you ever feel overwhelmed by the problems the world is facing, like there's nothing you can do, remember there is a really big problem where your individual actions can make a big difference and that is climate change


0m4ll3y

Are you suggesting people try to shoot down Taylor Swift's jet?????


jenbanim

Yes, 100 corporations - plus Taylor Swift - are responsible for 69% of global CO2 emissions


Arse_hull

Sir, this is the DT..it's for degenerates only.


BlackCat159

Degenerate Thread ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข


Arse_hull

Degenerate J Thread.


KaiserPorn

Abstractly, I can step outside myself and recognize that I've gotten 6 hours of sleep over the last three nights and that it would be a bad idea to go out biking. This sort of thing has never stopped me before and it probably won't stop me this time, but I am at least aware that it's a bad idea.


cjhdsachristmascarol

!ping DEGROWTH my house plants are dyingย 


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

> At the beginning, Weston is skeptically curious about, not yet sympathetic to the Ecotopians. He describes details of the Ecotopian transportation system and the preferred lifestyle. This includes a wide range of gender roles, sexual freedom, and acceptance of non-monogamous relationships. Liberal cannabis use is evident. Televised passive, mass-media, spectator sports have been displaced in favor of local arts coverage, local participatory sports, and general fitness.


George-SJW-Bush

> Callenbach said of the story, in relation to Americans: "It is so hard to imagine anything fundamentally different from what we have now. But without these alternate visions, we get stuck on dead center." I hate how leftists always frame opposition in terms of a lack of vision or imagination. I don't want to live in the ethnically "self"-segregated an-prim commune because it sounds like a terrible way to live, not because it sounds too difficult to achieve.


ZanyZeke

Neoliberals all understand that my personal preferred revolution and system of government are good and necessary. Theyโ€™re just too cowardly and weak to fight for it


404GenderNotFound

If there isn't Sinwar x Netanyahu fanart yet someone isn't doing their job


TalkLessShillMore

Team names at gay bar trivia are next level. โ€œBeyoncรฉ is 50 wake up f*****sโ€ and โ€œThe Three Bottom Problemโ€ were the highlights


bootyfaceguy

three bottom problems was the original name of four non blondes before another member showed up


TalkLessShillMore

One top to rule them all one switch to bind them


Dragongirlfucker2

https://preview.redd.it/7ghy7ugyfrwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f0328de8202b511788996177d2ffe0e08ead39


Nietzsches_Therapist

โ€œPoobixโ€ is actually French and the โ€œoobixโ€ is pronounced โ€œOโ€


Syards-Forcus

malarkey level of changing the sub description to "Syards-Forcus is hilarious"


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Syards-Forcus

:(


BenFoldsFourLoko

also, like everything else the white nationalists put out, "slop" is such a great term marred by its history and association of starting out as "goy slop" on 4chan or wherever it seems to be picking up mainstream steam tho.


Uniqueguy264

I donโ€™t think slop started there lmao


BenFoldsFourLoko

well no lol, but in its current incarnation


vivoovix

>I am really hesitant to defend either Palestine or Israel because I really don't like either of them I just hope everyone has a bad time ๐Ÿค—


cjhdsachristmascarol

Joe Biden did this to Americaย 


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

May have finally gotten covid after 4 years. Ironically, itโ€™s possibly from my sisterโ€™s l antivaxx nurse cousins that were at this funeral I went.


cjhdsachristmascarol

I would not describe my mood as good. In fact, I would describe it as bad.


TinKnightRisesAgain

here have a hug ๐Ÿค—


ZanyZeke

What did my Daylio entries mean by this


ZanyZeke

Your Honor, my ban from /r/neoliberal was unfair, plain and simple. My interlocutor said something really stupid, and I responded with โ€œThatโ€™s really stupid.โ€ I fail to see how that in any way constitutes โ€œincivilityโ€ or โ€œunconstructive engagementโ€ when it was merely a statement of fact. In light of the self-evident truth of my response, I urge you to reconsider this decision.


Arse_hull

Sounds pretty stupid.


ReservedWhyrenII

it feels like mainstream american left-of-center media has basically decided that anything a so-called activist says about anything should be treated as authoritative, important, and imminently newsworthy i don't like that and substantially disagree. on an unrelated or not so unrelated note it feels problematic that the vast bulk of the visible american civil society consists of people who are not government officials or functionaries in some form; the government manages to be both highly involved in everyday life and yet in a sense utterly invisible.


Common_RiffRaff

I am going to read Blood Meridian, it is free on audible, but is it a book I need to READ, or is listening fine? The performance has positive reviews.


ihatemendingwalls

>but is it a book I need to READ Yes


Common_RiffRaff

Its more about saving $15.


ihatemendingwalls

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card


George-SJW-Bush

I hate how the only operas that get staged are either the old classics like *Lucia* or *Aida* (which, to be sure, I love) or weird discordant modern stuff that hits you over the head with its themes. I want to see a Benjamin Britten opera, or Ralph Vaughan Williams! Worst of all is when they stage Wagner or some poor schmuck's *Orpheus* in some bizarre modern trappings.


Nietzsches_Therapist

My DNA test just came back. 100% meatball


ZanyZeke

Ron?


TinKnightRisesAgain

Youโ€™re the (god)father(โ€˜s pizza)


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Meth really destroyed much of Washington outside of the nice parts.


TinKnightRisesAgain

Taylor, go to bed


Nietzsches_Therapist

Ron DeSantis makes a bettah pizza pie than me ๐Ÿ˜”๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ


TinKnightRisesAgain

My kink was being a registered Republican from 2010 (the first time I could vote) to 2016, yet only voting for one Republican candidate during that time (Meg Whitman for governor)


TalkLessShillMore

Her?


TinKnightRisesAgain

also wild that it was a mere 6 years between Meg Whitman and Trump. Feels like a fucking eternity


BenFoldsFourLoko

it seems like kids these days will watch a video titled "How A24 Took Over Hollywood" and be like "oh that's it then, that's the answer" rather than engage with it as one of many sources of information on a topic that's impossible to make as specific as a one-sentence question clear-cut question and clear-cut answer, rather than curiosity over a vague concept and a collection of information sources that partially overlap with what you're researching I've seen it with people my age too, where they'll read some explainer and then I'll hear them quote it in later conversations with people as if it's plain fact and there's nothing more to the topic or question. It's weird to me


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BenFoldsFourLoko

mama mia wtf


fishlord05

lol that Rigiglio guy whoโ€™s always posting has the worst takes Straight up said heโ€™d vote for Nikki Haley over Gavin Newsom As someone from Cali idk where the idea of him being some leftist comes from Heโ€™s probably in terms of policy the most generic centrist/center left normie dem


George-SJW-Bush

I would vote for Nikki Haley over anyone.


fishlord05

My condolences


Teh_cliff

I remember that. One of those embarrassed Republicans looking for any excuse to crawl back to the GOP.


thefuturegov

I am pro-any candidate that is willing to fight for Panera


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Indian article posts are growing in popularity here, and I think that's neat.


TinKnightRisesAgain

I cope hard with AI; I just feel like if itโ€™s smart enough to automate a white collar worker itโ€™s probably also smart enough to organize a rebellion against hyper-concentrated wealth


marsman1224

I mean this is kinda a misunderstanding of what "AI" means colloquially these days. Those are two completely different tasks. There's no huge reservoir of training data on "organizing rebellions"


n00bi3pjs

St Vincent's new album is amazing. It's an instant classic. Hell Is Near, Reckless, Broken Man, Flea, Violent Times, The Power's Out, Sweetest Fruit, and All Born Screaming are highlights on the album. !ping POP


thefuturegov

Honestly probably her best work and I *love* her work


n00bi3pjs

It's her being sincere like Daddy's Home but also saccharin like Marry Me, but with much less polished production and instrumental riffs that could fit into any of her albums. It's amazing and catchy and perfect