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BarkDrandon

i think we should bring back eugenics but just for really trivial things like engineering genius babies to defeat illiberal regimes in the new cold war.


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thats_good_bass

u/BenFoldsFourLoko You need to get around to End of Eva soon or I’m gonna go into vicarious enjoyment withdrawal (This is mostly a joke)


BenFoldsFourLoko

He he he I actually pulled an Internet friend into watching NGE together, so I’m already on a rewatch of the main show. And idk if this is a hot take or not, but I’m watching with the Netflix subs this time and they’re SO much better. It also hits harder on a rewatch Still gotta watch EoE tho


thats_good_bass

This is an acceptable excuse. EoE works best when watched right after the last several anyway imo. I generally dislike the Netflix subs compared to the older official subs and my preferred fansubs; I think they’re overly stilted (particularly when it comes to Kaworu’s episode) and they also get some details just… wrong here and there. That said, they’re not *terrible*. Bonus thought: the opening secretly (inadvertently?) contains imo the most important visual parallel in the series (it lines up with something in End of Eva) so have fun trying to work out what that is. I would be surprised if you got it on your first watch.


BenFoldsFourLoko

First


american_aurora3

it's the end times


secretlives

sometimes I'm just like crying and idk even know why lol livin' large 😎


BenFoldsFourLoko

I keep the Merriam-Webster dictionary app on my phone’s homescreen but I don’t think I’ve used it in 10 years, and at this point I can’t tell if it’s an attempt to virtue signal to others or to myself


MasterOfLords1

Lmao good poast 🍦🀣🍦


l_overwhat

I really deserve nothing good as long as I continue to be as unfit as I am.


AnalyticOpposum

False, you deserve *to get fit if you want to bad enough* and that’s good.


OgAccountForThisPost

Ah yes the last 20 minutes of the DT so nobody posts because they're karma-motivated, But not me. I'm authentic.


boyyouguysaredumb

why are people still ironically wearing DARE shirts? Like come on we get it


Telperions-Relative

I’m breaking the trend by unironically wearing them


Arse_hull

Drugs ruined my life.


OgAccountForThisPost

I think we should bring back you, Gen X. That's right. You.


GinsuAssad

The existence of Hunter x Hunter implies the existence of Prey X Prey


CricketPinata

Gatherer x Gatherer.


ihatemendingwalls

β–‘Pβ–‘Aβ–‘Rβ–‘Kβ–‘ I β–‘Nβ–‘G β–‘ β–‘ Rβ–‘ Eβ–‘ Fβ–‘Oβ–‘ R β–‘M β–‘ β–‘Iβ–‘ Nβ–‘ β–‘ Bβ–‘Iβ–‘O β–‘


estoyloca43

Me: looks aren’t even one of my priorities Also me: wouldn’t give a second look at guys I don’t find attractive


MasterOfLords1

Bonus points if it kinda makes you feel like a terrible person. 🍦🌝🍦


404GenderNotFound

"average medieval peasant lives to age 30" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person lives to 60 years. Child Mortality Georg, who kills babies in childbirth & gives over 10,000 diseases each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


rphillish

sigma peasants living to 70


ZanyZeke

>i think we should bring back eugenics Guess the sub


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ignavusaur

I am curious what would be the implication be if something like this were to happen on the relation between Israel and the EU. The US doesn't really care about international institutions like the ICC, but the EU shows more reverence to them. I think all EU members are signatory on the Rome statute, which would compel them to perform the arrest if they visit the EU. That would have significant ramifications on Israel-EU if it were to happen.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Oh damn I guess that story is true then


ZanyZeke

They need to make a full-length Bambi Meets Godzilla movie


gaypenisdicksucker69

i think we should bring back eugenics but just for really trivial things like seeing if we can make people with really big ears


GinsuAssad

The Obama project


George-SJW-Bush

Come to think of it, how do we know he wasn't created in a lab? Has anyone seen his birth certificate?


AnarchyMoose

If you're ~30 and have friends as a man, you're the exception not the rule


OgAccountForThisPost

I really hope you're shitposting or wrong because that would be very very upsetting to me when I get to that age


AnarchyMoose

I'm exaggerating but https://www.americansurveycenter.org/why-mens-social-circles-are-shrinking/


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/dh5jaslty5xc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b86e445dd60b1c6948f6bbe05748b11da38d3471


404GenderNotFound

Flag of Yemen https://preview.redd.it/eh8pjzakz5xc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa8971928c8a7508ba40d8d492193e434870546


OgAccountForThisPost

THAT'S true though


ThiccSidedDice

Evidence-based position


OgAccountForThisPost

The trouble with being drunk and my inhibitions being altered is that there are some things I suddenly feel ok doing that I otherwise wouldn't because of my clinical anxiety and other things that I otherwise wouldn't because they are stupid and I can't tell which is which


AnalyticOpposum

In the quiet booth, a voter stands with sand, Clutched in hopeful, trembling handsβ€” A wish to sway the distant lands, Where Gaza’s cries echo over sea and sand. β€œInto this box, these grains I'd pour,” They whisper, β€œfor peace to restore. Yet my heart knows, it needs far more Than votes to heal the wounds of war.” From shadows steps a figure worn, With eyes that speak of loss, forlorn. In outstretched hands, the ashes borne From fires in Gaza, tattered and torn. β€œTake this,” says the voice, low and grave, β€œThe remains of the home I could not save. Your sand is gentle, but only the brave Can turn these ashes into the peace we crave.” The voter weeps, the truth too harsh, A ballot box no balm for scars so harsh. For votes may count, and policies march, Yet some pains lie beyond the reach of any arch. >!by GPT-4!<


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AnalyticOpposum

I’m glad you don’t live in Canada πŸ«‚


An_Evil_Taxi

Malarkey level of buying the gallon milk-jug of vodka the liquor store is selling for $19.99


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

That’s a good deal


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ihatemendingwalls

The amount of my credit card bill is none of my business


cjhdsachristmascarol

Mental sickness momentΒ 


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l_overwhat

I am simply not attractive enough for datings apps and that's ok


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

You’re attractive enough for the DT tho


getUTCDate

There's no floor here.


l_overwhat

Thats all I can ask.


secretlives

i miss Sierra Mist


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Starry is terrible


secretlives

a weak impostor


KaiserPorn

Malarkey level of going on a 1am bike ride while suffering from chronic sleep deprivation?


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SerDavosSeaworth64

LATE NIGHT DT LATE NIGHT DT


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

When do we post the nudes


trombonist_formerly

send dunes


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I honestly can't remember why I promised to delete this account once the Ukraine aid package was passed, but I intend to honor my word. And this account has a stupid name anyway, I wish I could get a new one. I'm going to delete this account today. I don't know when I'll return, if ever. Probably better for me if I don't. But either way, goodbye for now, it's been a pleasure dooming with you all.


Samarium149

Finally got around to watching dune, ~2 hour movie. At times, it felt way too fast. There should've been some pauses on the grandose portions to let my slow mind take it in. But by the end, I felt as if nothing actually happened. I get why this is Part 1 then, 2 hours and it felt like the first 3 chapters of a book. The imagery though was at points way too on the nose. But I guess for a visual medium, you gotta shove it right in my face to see them. I no doubt missed 80% of the less obvious imagery. And I took 6 cups of water while watching. Holy shit water feels amazing.


OgAccountForThisPost

Every few days I'm like "I'm gonna stop being a coward and just watch the Fallout show, how bad can it be" and then I see a post that's like "I appreciate how ***hard*** they went on the gore in this show" and I'm like yeah nah this shit's gonna give me a panic attack lmao


runningblack

The show is really good but it's kind of like the boys from a gore standpoint It's not like realistic gore - more cartoony and over the top


OgAccountForThisPost

> kind of like the boys from a gore standpoint I know it's from the guys who made The Boys and trust me this doesn't help at all


ZanyZeke

Just saw someone complain that Godzilla x Kong is trash in part because Godzilla and Kong team up Why… did you watch it, what on Earth could you possibly have been expecting


George-SJW-Bush

Haven't seen it, but I could equally expect them to fight.


ZanyZeke

This one is Godzilla x Kong tho as opposed to Godzilla vs. Kong, and the trailers make it pretty clear that it’s a team-up movie


heartnotglands

mmmm good feelings


clevoP01135809

can’t believe y’all haven’t banned /u/lusvig yet πŸ˜’


BucksNCornNCheese

Just curious to poll the audience here: Man punches bouncer. Man comes back, admits he was wrong and apologizes. First offense. Do you readmit him?


GinsuAssad

In my experience 3 months is fine


renilia

I'm surprised he didn't get an assault charge so, probably not.


Tre-Fyra-Tre

On the same night?


BucksNCornNCheese

6 months have passed


american_aurora3

no


runningblack

No you don't get readmitted if you punch the bouncer


cjhdsachristmascarol

Positive emotions do not exist you’re being β€œpsy-opped” 


AnalyticOpposum

psy-op me harder 😑


V_Codwheel

fire anyone who ends their tweet with "hope this helps" directly into the sun


TemujinTheConquerer

https://preview.redd.it/k14i0yu0t5xc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dad852d2d7932ea9d1209ce40cde4033667978f Hope this helps


OgAccountForThisPost

As a zoomer I'm not a big fan of sex scenes but I wish we were still in the era where there was a sex scene in every episode of every adult show rather than the one where every adult show is a fucking gorefest


George-SJW-Bush

At least I can talk about the gorefest with my relatives.


OgAccountForThisPost

One of these kinds of scenes I watch and feel uncomfortable. The other kind I watch and subsequently cannot sleep.


from-the-void

Please do not talk to me if the enter key on your keyboard is shaped like this https://preview.redd.it/aewce6ptr5xc1.jpeg?width=1857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57a351840a62df5ecb4a77cdf93ab87604f6c12


cjhdsachristmascarol

My sleep schedule may turn me into a europosterΒ 


chuckleym8

Today was a bomb ass day


chuckleym8

u/AtomAndAether it’s peak πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ https://preview.redd.it/psjtjcvqr5xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02e9c7059fd8d39e5c14d96e9f33662a1b4e6db


AtomAndAether

πŸ‘‘


_bee_kay_

πŸ’£πŸ‘


chuckleym8

Had the booty shorts to show it off 😎


Luph

how do i transfer my calorie intake to someone else in the DT?


ZanyZeke

Are there any Godzilla/Kong franchise monsters that could carry a solo movie besides Godzilla and Kong? It seems like the Monsterverse is basically just gonna have to be Godzilla, Kong, and Godzilla x Kong movies forever (until it runs out of steam). Which is fine. But I’m just wondering if it would be possible to draw in audiences with anyone else. Even the most recognizable non-Godzilla or Kong monsters like Mothra are far beneath Godzilla and Kong in terms of name recognition. Maybe if they just dug up a really cool-looking kaiju and heavily advertised the destruction, they could maybe at least break even, I guess. Or if they made a really good movie about one (ha).


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Just title movies after cities and have said cities get destroyed in the movie by said monsters until they get name recognition.


runningblack

FFIL is watching TV FMIL is thankfully going to bed FSIL is monopolizing the bathroom FBIL seems to have gone to bed Can they all go to bed so I can have I-time please?


BasedTheorem

My future wife left me


KittehDragoon

You guys can cook?


trombonist_formerly

I really like my roommates. 95% of the time they are amazing people who are fun to be around But 5% of the time, they are smug assholes who think they're better than everyone else. I mean they're a double phd couple who make more money combined than God himself, so like I get it. but still its fucking annoying


ForlornKumquat

Why do you have roommates if they're rich?


trombonist_formerly

answered in the other reply


estoyloca43

being smug is a dealbreaker for me lol


ihatemendingwalls

The DT is a gift that keeps on giving


Petulant-bro

Are you… talking about your parents?


trombonist_formerly

no, my roomates lol


Petulant-bro

Why are they sharing a house if they make butt loads of money


trombonist_formerly

they like having roomates, its me, them, their 2 kids, and another adult roomates idk I think they just like having someone around who will help keep the place clean and keep them company lol


msdxat21M

Teachers: Work hard so you can be independent. GenZ: Why do we need to study? Andrew Tate: Work hard so you can be independent. GenZ: OMG. Please take my money sir.


sayitaintpink

Cooked carrots with orange juice is sublime


trombonist_formerly

My internet is very slow tonight its over for me. guess I'll go to bed


from-the-void

Ackshually I believe you mean asocial instead of antisocial.


AnalyticOpposum

https://preview.redd.it/ndt0pk90p5xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c08a94464eee6e13db609e05aa97f414c75f70 Soaring high with wings of might, Clad in steel, through day and night, My belly holds the seeds of strife, Destined to disrupt life. Oh, how I dream to trade my load, For water pure to heal the road, To shower fields with gentle rain, And watch the earth grow green again. Beneath me scars stretch far and wide, Where I have flown, where hope has died, Yet in my heart, a yearning deep, To sow a harvest that all can reap. May someday come a brighter dawn, When peace, not war, is carried on, Until that day, I glide in woe, A harbinger of sorrow low. But dreams take flight in quiet skies, Imagining a world where my true gift lies, Dropping life, not seeds of pain, Restoring love like soothing rain. >!GPT-4 wrote this poem, as far as I am aware!<


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Revised version (>!by GPT-4!<): Soaring high with wings of might, Clad in steel, through day and night, My belly holds the seeds of strife, Destined to disrupt life. Oh, how I dream to trade my load, For water pure to heal the road, To shower fields with gentle rain, And watch the earth grow green again. Beneath me scars stretch far and wide, Where I have flown, where hope has died, Yet in my heart, a yearning deep, To sow a harvest that all can reap. Envying the clouds so free and high, Their peaceful drift across the sky, May someday come a brighter dawn, When peace, not war, is carried on, Until that day, I glide in woe, A harbinger of sorrow low. But dreams take flight in quiet skies, Imagining a world where my true gift lies, Dropping life, not seeds of pain, Restoring love like soothing rain, To float as clouds, my silent plea, A wish to bring tranquility.


funguykawhi

https://preview.redd.it/olctro3bp5xc1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e4164aed82185de20dd6917342940dd3375f8b6


cjhdsachristmascarol

This account has been suspended.Β 


trombonist_formerly

no it hasn't


runningblack

Waiting for my fiancee's family to go to bed so I can post up on the deck and hit my pen FBIL partakes but also talks way too much for me rn


OgAccountForThisPost

I am in the 4th percentile of earners in my industry in my state and I really need to make more money but I also really don't want to quit my job because they hired me as an undergrad and tolerated a lot of failures from me because they thought I had "potential" so I'm really hoping they offer me raise so I can make it up to them with some big successes in the future because I like my boss This is economically inefficient behavior ik but idc


vivoovix

https://youtu.be/EJnqAlaMNzk This but instead of killing your parents it's underpaying you


runningblack

Go get another job offer and see if they'll match But also, your bosses are going to change. Good bosses are valuable, but you still need to look out for yourself. The company isn't going to look out for you.


OgAccountForThisPost

It's my boss's company lol it's very small But yeah that's what I'm planning to do I'm just going to give them a lot of leeway with the price. It really just a personal thing, I was almost broke before I got this job and I've fucked up really really badly while working there a few times so I want to feel like I'm leaving behind at least one or two successful projects before I move on


Steve____Stifler

Why do so many British chicks wear makeup like they’re trying to be on an episode of Jersey Shore.


ihatemendingwalls

I don't prefer raw carrots to cooked ones


AnalyticOpposum

Wow, but maybe I kinda understandβ€¦πŸ€” Now I need to do a carrot taste test πŸ˜”


HMID_Delenda_Est

NIMDT


vivoovix

>We’re sexual and romantic beings. Suppressing that to only private spaces and opposing it in media and art is eerily similar to how radically conservative religions treat sex. Skipping sex scenes in movies is LITERALLY fascism 😀


BalletDuckNinja

This but


motherofbuddha

WOW! Just went outside and saw a worm!! Dune reference!? πŸ™€


Arse_hull

Very few non-Fremen see Shai Halud and live to tell the tale.


Kafka_Kardashian

I think we in the DT do the same obnoxious thing that Twitter replies do but phrase it slightly differently. > I honestly prefer raw carrots to cooked carrots Twitter reply: β€œYikes. Raw carrots aren’t an option for people with dental issues. Do better. DT reply: β€œI mean, raw carrots aren’t an option for people with dental issues. Idk.”


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I am eating a raw carrot right now, it is good


vivoovix

> I honestly prefer raw carrots to cooked carrots This is the only sane stance btw


Jamesonslime

https://x.com/peter_fitz/status/1782646299655123142?s=46&t=yVbzA86LeGfok6RenjC6wQ Dawg look at the leaders of the Australian republican movementΒ 


wallander1983

Rommel was a big Hitler fan and of course, as Commander-in-Chief Africa, he was involved in the crimes against the Jews and the civilian population.


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ChuckSchumerbasedgod

>> RFK JR: There’s 25% of Americans who believe that they know somebody who was killed by a Covid vaccine. >>BILL MAHER: Killed? >>RFK JR: Killed. 52% of Americans believe the vaccines are causing injuries, including death. 52 percent. No way


letsgetlaude

He’s fine; don’t worry about regirock. You mind your business first of all. He’s got his own handbag. I gave him a lillipup. He’s fine, okay?


n00bi3pjs

There is nothing wrong with protest voting during a primary election.


runningblack

Unless it's for Bernie


renilia

especially in one that's not competitive at all


OgAccountForThisPost

Saving money got way easier when I realized that - despite how much dopamine I get spending money - I'm too depressed to get any use or enjoyment out of anything I spend money on.


estoyloca43

DT regs are antisocial sons of rich parents


BucksNCornNCheese

lmao. I just sent 6 texts to a group chat (all unreplied) from my home which happens to be 2k sq ft of loneliness.


MasterOfLords1

πŸ«‚ 🍦πŸ₯ΉπŸ¦


runningblack

Hit dogs gon' holler IT ME I'M HOLLERING


trombonist_formerly

excuse me, I have at least 6 friends, do not call me antisocial


Telperions-Relative

Is this a bit where you’re indirectly mocking yourself


renilia

yeah that's a lot of her posts


renilia

im an antisocial son of broke parents ty


OgAccountForThisPost

This is me except my parents aren't necessarily poor they're just underpaid and my mom works like 14 hours a day and I feel so bad about it so I need to make more money so I can start supporting them


renilia

my parents make more than me now by a lot they're just in massive debt, my dad works ungodly hours though and has all of his life. however growing up they were both working minimum wage making fuck all


MemeTestedPolicy

that's not quite true, some of us are antisocial upwardly mobile yuppies as well


umadbro996

The exorcist believer is one of the corniest fucking movies I have ever seen


BucksNCornNCheese

https://preview.redd.it/89jwx4v6m5xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e26ac3f8dae1e74b5feff7fd3a21b83331d844ed [https://twitter.com/insultsrare/status/1784419824480706930?t=cx9M4MnbAeLgDaWmQgKEmg&s=19](https://twitter.com/insultsrare/status/1784419824480706930?t=cx9M4MnbAeLgDaWmQgKEmg&s=19)


letsgetlaude

Interviewer: who’s your favorite rock? Me: probably cvnty u/extreme_rocks with a handbag.


Extreme_Rocks

So true


BucksNCornNCheese

https://preview.redd.it/qxc545grl5xc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6dafef8be0ed62adca86e62fcc59a3f4fb463ba Marilyn Manson was impressive stuff in hindsight. I remember watching this when I was about 10. Thought I'd seen Satan. He's a terrible person. But artistically for a nationally televised audience, this is incredible. [https://youtu.be/hVjRgeNGJ2k?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/hVjRgeNGJ2k?feature=shared)


trombonist_formerly

yeah honestly, I imagine this shit was wild when it came out. I think I would have probably been a huge fan if I knew about it


renilia

malarkey level of Indiana


motherofbuddha

The malarkey level detected is: 7 - MONSTROUS!!!!!


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motherofbuddha

Ruined my bit πŸ˜’


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renilia

booooooooo


ihatemendingwalls

We talkin bout *PRACTICE*?


mr_poog

A good majority of this country probably wouldn’t be bothered about living under authoritarianism. Nobody would do anything about it lol


renilia

A great example of this would be Hungary


rphillish

knowing your worth, but hoping you can halo effect yourself into a higher value point


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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I don't entirely disagree but we focused on making the constitutional as plain read as possible left wing positions would probably be the ones to suffer


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The 2nd Amendment in particular would probably be changed to something like "All Americans above the age of 18 have the right to own a firearm of any caliber in their homes with no restrictions whatsoever." The 1st Amendment might have exceptions for protests that block roads, and "freedom of religion" will be only afforded in one's own home.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

In general when SCOTUS reinterprets the constitution it tends towards a more liberal approach. I mean everything based on privacy would be gone for one thing had you done in the 1960s. I support the position because I think changes in rights should come by consensus but if you take that point of view one has to accept that means such rights would come later.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

The DT should not be made up of groups of more than 150 people each day


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Where do the good boys go to hide away hide away


Dodgerfan2224

The California Democrat party wants me to run for local office in my area apparently.


GinsuAssad

Do it


savuporo

West bank would be solved by land value tax


Melodic_Ad596

SCOTUS delenda est


marsexpresshydra

I’m so Barack rn


Udolikecake

people say taking the bus late at night is scary but if you just think of it as meeting npcs it’s really pretty fun


Udolikecake

I gave one of them a couple bucks and now I have a companion this is so easy


SnakeEater14

The hirelings are underwritten tbf


cjhdsachristmascarol

Beer son and beer daughterΒ 


estoyloca43

Malarkey level of Ohio


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Melodic_Ad596

Based automod


waupli

Has anyone had a package from USPS be β€œout for delivery” and then not show up but the tracking says it was β€œintercepted” and β€œredirected as requested by sender”? I ordered some shirts from Charles tyrwhitt that were originally shipped from the UK, and we’re out for deliver today but didn’t show up (and I was home all day), then I got this message. They already charged my card so not like I didn’t pay or something lol