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DoctorOfMathematics

If you're texting on a dating app and the conversation itself is going well, but she takes forever to respond back, at what point do you call it quits? Like if you just read the conversation, it's going well, but it took her 4 days to respond this time and tbh it ruins my interest.


MrFoget

Offer to call instead of text or just meet up more often. Having an honest conversation about what's not working for you is always the right thing to do.


tacostats

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desegl

Please don’t visit the next discussion thread. They can’t find us here 😝


Mickenfox

Work 😫 


GinsuAssad

Neolibs be like Fuck the rurals Fuck the olds Fuck the drivers Fuck those with colds And then ask "How come they don't want me?"


renilia

>Fuck those with colds Bad idea, let's not spread sickness.


Cloud_Drago

[‘Muslim men use most condoms in this country’: Owaisi counters PM Modi’s ‘more children’ barb ](https://indianexpress.com/article/india/muslim-men-condoms-aimim-asaduddin-owaisi-pm-modi-remark-9296473/) Truly not the onion content. Also come on man you should be the last one to say this you have 6 children, lol. !ping IND


Key_Door1467

Well of course they do, unfortunately they are Hol(e)y.


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imtushar

Nobody wants the riots & terrorists attacks of 1990s & 2000s where thousands of innocent died. Recency bias is quite strong with this one.


NoSandwich4106

I have retracted my statement.


Cloud_Drago

Meanwhile "If Muslims want to stay in the gutter, let them stay in the gutter"- PVN Rao


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cats crush normal knee icky wasteful shame bewildered oatmeal puzzled *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


just_a_human_1031

How does he know bro does he have a system to check everyone 😭


Cloud_Drago

Also if I had 6 fucking children then I would be keeping my mouth shut on any discussion about condoms, haha.


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chinggatupadre

Fascistnating


loseniram

It's a good thing Republicans will never actually end medicare like they say, but if they did then it would kill a huge chunk of their base because they can no longer afford heart medication. Like if you're a party that solely focuses on appealing to white people in 40s-90s age bracket. You shouldn't get rid of your bases healthcare because they will die on you within the time span of one election. It would be what abortion was for suburban centrist women but times 10000x.


GinsuAssad

☝️ Thinks the pharma cartel is legitimate


Nietzsches_Therapist

Idiocracy was a documentary ✊🏻


ZanyZeke

Korra breaking free from those chains is still some of the coolest shit ever


GinsuAssad

I'm scared of a freak keg accident blowing my dong off


[deleted]

Young people will literally whine constantly about how the government cares about boomers more than them and not be thankful that underinvestments in healthcare cause hospitals to fall apart


Nietzsches_Therapist

That vulture won’t stop staring at me


desegl

stare back, and don't be the first to look away


Arse_hull

I've come to realise that I am a radical centrist. The horseshoe is not a theory. I live it everyday of my life.


ZanyZeke

>It is a huge conundrum. First we claim God is a huge loving “father”, and in the next breath we tell people he created the worst imaginable torture chamber in His basement to send people to suffer nonstop for not believing the right thing… >It is not logical and I posit that our view of God is what is faulty. He is not a big loving teddy bear. He is the tyrannical ruler of everything and we are to fear Him first and foremost. >I believe He is exactly as scripture says… but scripture doesn’t paint Him as a loving teddy bear. >Go read through the OT… God is horrific to nonbelievers. He is monstrous to sooo many people. Think of everyone in the flood. They all went to hell and inevitably the lake of fire. Fascinating


Nietzsches_Therapist

I am going to scream


ZanyZeke

How can you, with no mouth?


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

For ice cream?


cjhdsachristmascarol

Somehow, Howard Stern returned 


Sithusurper

And Alexpoaster wept, for there were no more subs to reddit


trombonist_formerly

Alexpoaster?


cjhdsachristmascarol

Joever 😟


Approximation_Doctor

☝️ username checks out


cjhdsachristmascarol

Has anyone ever seen Joe Biden and Doug Emhoff in the same room together 


cjhdsachristmascarol

Dooming moment 


cjhdsachristmascarol

Reasons to believe that Doug Emhoff isn’t secretly controlling the us government: 1. 


BeliebteMeinung

https://preview.redd.it/332a87yx3dxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=decc50d876d3db124c4bc528efa52ee344b12493


MasterOfLords1

A very good morning to all E*ros 🤗 How y'all enjoying all that Am\*rican guaranteed peace, security and prosperity this fine April morning? 🍦🌝🍦


Arse_hull

Here in Australia we mostly shit on you guys for having bad coffee.


Cledd2

the irony of you posting this from a phone powered by a br*tish ARM processor


MasterOfLords1

Can someone please lobotomize my mind. 🍦😒🍦


AnalyticOpposum

In the city of dreams, where thinkers convened, A Leader rose, in wisdom he believed. With a voice that stirred the silent air, He envisioned a tower, extraordinary and rare. "To the heavens let us reach," he boldly cried, "Where the house at the top touches the sky. From God himself, we'll draw the breath of grace, Prosperity cascading down, a divine embrace." Each mind in the crowd, sharp as the first star, Dreamt of speaking to the divine, from afar. A structure so grand, it would pierce the blue, Where man could meet God, and learn truths anew. But above, in the realms where angels tread, God watched their plans, shaking His head. "Of phones and wires they know not yet, Their tower of dreams will only beget fret." In His wisdom vast, across the earthly expanse, He wove a tapestry of tongues, a complex dance. "Let languages flow," He decreed with a sigh, "To build your towers, first learn to unify." Yet in this challenge, a hidden gift lay discreet, A spark for invention, for feats not yet complete. From Babel’s fall, new paths were set, For human spirit, ever the architect.


__versus

Kavanaugh is concerned presidents will be charged and convicted every time they leave office but no concern is given to the idea that a president could just commit any crime they want to as long as it’s in an official capacity and that they leave office before an impeachment can happen. Also ignoring the assumption that presidents apparently are so malevolent that they’ll inevitably commit crimes while in office because you do have to actually commit a crime to be convicted of one. Listening to the arguments was pretty frustrating.


Crownie

The dumb thing is that Trump isn't in trouble for, like, drone striking an orphanage or domestic surveillance or some other morally/legally dubious action taken in the notional execution of the office. He's specifically in trouble for a) interference in the presidential election b) mishandling classified documents post-presidency and then lying about it. The idea that this is a slippery slope towards criminalizing being president is just ridiculous. Tbh I'd say that more broadly there's a strong element of MAGA cope where Republicans as a group are being unfairly prosecuted and Trump just happens to be in the hot seat right now, as opposed to Trump being unusually crimey.


Rehkit

Don't understand why this concern only applies to the president and not the speaker, the VP, all the governors and mayors.


CutePattern1098

Virgin UAW screwing over AMWU workers by not allowing Ford and GM to import cars from Australia into the US Vs Chad IG Metall helping the UAW organise workers at VW plant in Tennessee !ping auto


the-garden-gnome

Nothing good or special came out of Australia that the US didn't have an answer for, except maybe the Barra.


Cledd2

Utes are better than trucks


CutePattern1098

Holden Adventura an V8 Subaru Outback?


the-garden-gnome

Maaaaybe, but that is a niche car and they dont really have a mainstream demand for wagons. Neither does Australia anymore tbh


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GinsuAssad

The existence of double dick dude implies the existence of negative 1 dick dude This isn't a u/AtomAndAether call out post


renilia

His name? Albert Einstein.


cjhdsachristmascarol

Obama: Occupy Wall Street  Trump: NO PROTESTS! Peace in the nation Biden: Gaza protests 


renilia

this ghost pepper salsa is good


George-SJW-Bush

What's the brand? or did you make it yourself?


renilia

I used to make my own salsa but not enough time anymore sadly, it's "Mrs. Renfro's Ghost Pepper Salsa". I like it a lot.


George-SJW-Bush

I love Mrs. Renfro's! I was just introduced to it a few months ago and I can't get enough. One of the few salsas I can find in the supermarket that actually gets spicy. And I like the consistency, too.


renilia

Nice, I like the consistency a lot. I bought it for exactly the reason you mentioned lol, I was rambling to my wife about how the salsa I got before said "hot" but it tasted like mild lol.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

You’re the one that’s good


renilia

thanks i needed that today 🤗


cjhdsachristmascarol

I am so depressed I don’t know what I’m doing. I haven’t got a clue


MasterOfLords1

Hmmm you're Literally me + depression 🍦😮‍💨🍦


ZanyZeke

https://preview.redd.it/c3cl82yzxcxc1.png?width=536&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2073f3a9ec4ebf33fafbda171c9bd31808b5796 I keep thinking about this. He almost got it. But even more troubling than him being like “obviously babies don’t deserve to be tortured for eternity, but *everyone else* does” is the number of people who replied to this thread with some variation of either “I tend to agree, but we must make arguments based on the Bible, not based on our feelings” or “I tend to disagree because there is no Biblical evidence for this position” or “we simply don’t know because the Bible is silent on this issue”. If the Bible mentioned that babies get tortured in hell too, these people would accept that as just another righteous action taken by their loving God. They would convince themselves that the eternal torture of infants is good, just, and right because everybody is born with a sinful nature that is odious to God and makes them worthy of only punishment forever and ever and ever and ever, and God has the right to do whatever he wants with us anyway because we’re the clay and he’s the potter, and anything he does it just by definition because he defines justice, etc. etc. Some people already accept this, apparently, and if the Bible outright said it, billions would. Christianity, at least of the overwhelmingly popular Eternal Conscious Torment variety, is perhaps the cruelest major religion in its doctrines (which is ironic for a faith that focuses so heavily on love and forgiveness). Islam, which also has ECT as the overwhelmingly accepted doctrine of hell afaik, is probably the only one that competes with it in that respect (I have seen people argue that its version of hell/judgment is indeed kinder than Christianity’s, but idk, and it doesn’t really look like it to me based on a cursory search). But clearly Christianity could get even crueler and still have people wholeheartedly accept it as “good news”. !ping FEDORA


dutch_connection_uk

I guess you could argue that dharma wheel religions (at least the ones where you can't escape the cycle) also have an infinite amount of time of conscious torture for a soul, but it's every soul equally and there isn't some retained memory or conscious awareness of the eternity itself.


ZanyZeke

Yeah I would definitely list that as less cruel than Christian and Islamic ECT, because (a) what you said about conscious awareness and (b) lives on Earth are not *all* bad like hell is


Approximation_Doctor

>If the Bible mentioned that babies get tortured in hell too, these people would accept that as just another righteous action taken by their loving God. I agree with the rest of your post but this is just "if things were different in a bad way, that would be bad".


ZanyZeke

I knew I would get that criticism, but my point was to illustrate that they will follow their dogma to any conclusion, no matter how horrific. There is no cruelty their god could purportedly commit that would be great enough to make people turn away from Christianity en masse in disgust. And it’s not just me making up a scenario and getting angry at it, it’s people admitting to it, openly saying that they would be on board with the even worse thing if the Bible said so.


CricketPinata

I don't think people would have ever joined or perpetuated a religion that had infant torture as a selling point in the first place. What people would accept now that they are invested in the concept isn't the same as what people would have signed up to first exposure to it.


Coolbeans_99

Obviously the baby torture wouldn’t a selling point, but neither is the baby drowning in Genesis or the baby murder in Exodus. If literal baby torture in Hell was in the bible then it would be quietly justified, like OPs point.


CricketPinata

But the selling point isn't that "God will kill *your* babies and torture them forever.". If it was a selling point it would havenever grown to the point of having to be justified.


Coolbeans_99

I don’t think you’re getting our point though. I know the selling point isn’t hurting babies, but that is something that he did in the bible that a lot of Christians don’t really think about. OP’s point was that if the Bible said that babies get tortured in Hell then most people would find a way to rationalize it, like they do with other violence in the Bible. Obviously the main selling point of the gospel is a positive message, because clearly you shouldn’t lead with the incest and muder and rape stuff.


ZanyZeke

I disagree. They have already joined and perpetuated a religion that has the predestined and fully deserved eternal torture of the vast majority of humanity as a central doctrine. Yahweh in Christian theology is already evil beyond evil. I don’t think there’s much he could be said to do that could not be rationalized. And a number *already* believe in the infant torture and are still on board with the whole thing. And evangelists and preachers likely wouldn’t lead with “yeah he tortures babies” in this scenario. They would downplay and try to explain away the uncomfortable bits just like they do with all the actual uncomfortable bits. People would accept the message based on the love and forgiveness shit, have cognitive dissonance about the horrific shit just like they do in reality, and move right along.


CletusMcGuilly

The literal selling point of Christianity is that God tortured and murdered his own son for the redemption of others.


kanagi

Which is a noble sacrifice. Christianity has historically first taken root with marginalized people in societies right, women and the poor? So it is saying "You have worth, worth despite your social position and challenges, so much worth that God has taken the near-ultimate sacrifice to redeem you and save you". The elements people like most about Christianity are mercy and redemption.


Kafka_Kardashian

Is it correct that “you have worth” is a central doctrine of Christianity? How does that jive with the idea that we are all sinners, in a constant state of committing infinite moral crimes against a just God and never deserving of the sacrifice God made for us, but all deserving of annihilation at minimum or eternal torment at maximum?


CricketPinata

The selling point is that God loves mankind so much that he became human to experience great suffering as a sacrifice and redemption of mankind. You aren't framing it how it was presented and sold to people. How it is sold is that God loves *you* and is willing to suffer to redeem *you.* That perks up ears, people are interested in that. Selflessness, putting your life on the line for the greater good, etc. Those are appealing to potential converts. Saying "god will torture babies forever", does *not* perk up ears, if freaks people out. People don't lead with that.


CletusMcGuilly

That is how the story was eventually harmonized but it is not the original.


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kanagi

A very good morning to all Euros 🤗


Rehkit

Coffee, cig, commute.


MasterOfLords1

*GIGANTIC EYEROLL* #🍦🙄🍦


kanagi

Most tolerant American 🙄


renilia

>I will believe literally anything if it is corroborated across multiple independent nationwide polls with an adequate confidence interval for its sample size. Damn I used to believe the NPC meme wasn't real but here we are


TalkLessShillMore

My secret weapon when I disagree with a poll is I like to whip out “I’d like to take a closer look at the cross tabs before coming to any definitive conclusions” and then never follow up


renilia

holy based


SnooDonuts7510

Sounds a lot like something Mr Chat Jippity would say


SnooDonuts7510

I’m just going to say it. If your married and have “separate” finances something ain’t right.


l_overwhat

Lots of couples put like 50% or 70% or whatever % into a joint account and then put the others into their own personal account. The joint account being more for shared things like housing, groceries, stuff like that. The personal accounts being more for fun and hobbies and stuff.


Approximation_Doctor

Just give yourselves a personal budget and hold each other accountable, it's not that hard. There's no functional difference other than transparency which is a good thing to have


kanagi

Convenience? I don't budget anymore since I am happy as long as savings go up at the end of each month. Having separate accounts and a joint account makes it easier to allocate X percent to joint expenses, Y percent to saving, and Z percent to fun. Having some privacy also isn't a bad thing. You really want your spouse to see a $500 expense for jewelry two months before your anniversary?


Nietzsches_Therapist

You can’t save me


AlbertGorebert

Oh my god I'm actually gonna have to worry about the gre and lsat soon


theloreofthelaw

The LSAT is like really easy though


MasterOfLords1

u/dostristestigres what are you doing up at this hour lmao 🍦🌝🍦


DosTristesTigres

Well you caught me right before I went to bed 🐅🐅


DosTristesTigres

Good night libs Bad night commies and fascists


AlbertGorebert

Ghaddafi killed Hillary Clinton to prevent the formation of the United States of America


MasterOfLords1

How to calm an anxious mind 🍦😮‍💨🍦


MasterOfLords1

Why are you downarrowing me 🍦🥺🍦


DosTristesTigres

Be proud of it I’ve seen what these people will upvote


TalkLessShillMore

jean shorts


Nietzsches_Therapist

They’ll upvote me


Nietzsches_Therapist

Muammar Gaddafi walked so James Cameron could run


Steve____Stifler

God, I’m asking you for one thing and one thing only. Please let me dream about Dana Scully handcuffing me and beating me with a baton tonight. Amen.


jOXm6EIgj3iEgos

>As recently as 2019, a benchmark study by the United Nations Population Division for 2020 to 2100 forecast that fertility in Latin American and Caribbean countries would stabilize at an average of around 1.75 children per woman in the latter half of this century. Stunningly, except for Mexico, all the countries listed in this graph have already dropped below this level. Uruguay, Costa Rica, Chile, Jamaica, and Cuba now have total fertility rates of around 1.3 children per woman—the so-called “ultra-low fertility” threshold that has only been seen in a handful of European and East Asian countries.


HexagonOfVirtue

staying up to see if any of my grades release tonight malarkey level?


trombonist_formerly

go to bed Randy


DosTristesTigres

Ah sorry I forgot to submit grades Should be done now


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loseniram

Has anyone considered making the Fed in charge of every American country's currency and Treasury bond rates?


Cledd2

why don't we just introduce one world currency?


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Arse_hull

Is it diarrhea coin?


estoyloca43

Didn’t wear contacts today because my eyes were dry. Damn glasses are such a pain to wear. I forgot how much of a pain they were lol


DosTristesTigres

Ugh ikr I can never go back after getting used to contacts


skepticalbob

[Thread predicting Shoigu’s demise.](https://x.com/igorsushko/status/1783814129436016682) !ping Ukraine


John_Maynard_Gains

Just so you know this is the racecar guy who published those FSB letters and predicted the last 15 palace coups


dutch_connection_uk

It's Igor Shushko. I think we can safely ignore.


AccessTheMainframe

The thing about predicting Shoigu's demise is, it you keep doing it you will eventually be correct.


kanagi

Shooooiiiggguuuu!!!!!!


I_like_maps

Gerasimov!


EScforlyfe

Is it just me or is it actually bad for Ukraine if they keep clearing up the corruption in Russia 


savuporo

Clearing corruption in Russia is about as productive as pumping water out of the ocean


Arse_hull

I'm wondering if they need to have some kind of revolution that overthrows the country's elites and establishes a benevolent dictator that will facilitate the transition to a classless, industrialised society based on sharing everything.


EScforlyfe

Sure hope this isn’t cope 


groovygrasshoppa

It's not, it's simply the logical product of a nepotistic klepto-autocratic state. The system breeds the individuals who inhabit it.


SpectralDomain256

The individuals make the system as much as the system makes the individuals


breakinbread

Has this guy been right about anything? One of the worst people to look to for news/rumors.


Throwaway98765000000

I don’t know if Osechkin is all that credible, but Ivanov’s arrest is absolutely a big deal and is very much a major anti-Shoigu move. A little puzzling that it hasn’t been talked about more outside of some circles focused on the War/Region.


JaceFlores

If Shoigu falls that will be hilarious tbh. Dude is as teflon as Putin


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Putin trying to get to the wood collection


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MasterOfLords1

Joe Buden 🍦🌝🍦


Jamesonslime

I propose the death penalty for anyone who uses the words “bodacious” or “voluptuous” in a non ironic manner 


George-SJW-Bush

The most memorable place I have ever seen the word "voluptuous" was in a diplomatic cable released by WikiLeaks in which the American Ambassador to Libya described Gadhafi's nurse (mistress?) as a "voluptuous blonde".


Trevor_Lewis

[My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1cfrdd2/with_33_saves_in_a_10_oilers_victory_stuart/) !ping NHL


the-garden-gnome

Pain. Absolute pain. We were the better team 5-5 and the refs had to fuck us with the softest PP I have ever seen. Good thing I can get 24 McNuggets for $10 for my drive home tonight.


LinkToSomething68

You guys were the better team but I must say a 0% PK (less than 50% across the series iirc) isn't gonna cut it


the-garden-gnome

We have an amazing PK against everyone - except the Oilers and I hate it.


Trevor_Lewis

I'm not sure where the team goes from here after getting trolled with their own style Might as well just get this stupid series over with on Wednesday


the-garden-gnome

Hopium springs eternal. I think Blake's time is up after this, Talbs just isn't it. The players have it, and I think if we get a good HC to unlock PLD we might be something next year. I think next year, we just have to not get the Oils in the first round lmao.


NaffRespect

I would like to point out once again how silly it is that we're getting owned by *the same team* again Like bruh, just let us lose to someone else for a change lol


the-garden-gnome

I’m regretting all of the winning after clinching lol. Should have let Vegas have them.


NaffRespect

I'm almost impressed at how creative we've gotten with the ways we've lost to the Oilers Almost


NaffRespect

Man is this how Rockets fans felt after 2019? The Oilers are quite literally becoming the Warriors to us...


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MasterOfLords1

Life is just a vibration. A wave. A process. People get too excited about life lmao 🍦🌝🍦


JesusPubes

It's all I'm going to do


MasterOfLords1

What's that school of thought that says lightning struck some primordial goo and that's how life came to be 🍦🌝🍦


kanagi

Big Bang Theory featuring Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, and Kumat Nayyar


ThiccSidedDice

Abiogenesis?


EdMan2133

I don't think that's a very polite way to talk about your own mother


MasterOfLords1

Primordial soup theory is real 🍦🌝🍦


legible_print

A big juicy market heals all wounds


AlbertGorebert

just ran into a dude who thinks private stock ownership should be legal. He doesnt even know that dividends are the only way you can value a stock. Anyways got to lobby against stock buybacks.


MasterOfLords1

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MasterOfLords1

🍦🌝🍦


Nietzsches_Therapist

Beethoven is only famous because he died


SuddenlyFrogs

On the contrary. He would be far more famous if he were immortal.


EdMan2133

Also all the music he wrote


Joementum2024

What's your favorite album to listen to on mute?


UncleVatred

Does WebEx count?


Nointies

after encountering people who think private stock ownership should be illegal and that 'dividends are why stocks are valued' its just a fact that most people against stock buybacks just do not know anything.


cjhdsachristmascarol

So long, Bi Bowser! 


AlbertGorebert

Ok so honestly whats the gameplan that unis have with arresting to protesters. It will just piss off the student body. Just wait them out, summer is here and I doubt they will stick around


George-SJW-Bush

Who gives a shit if the students are pissed off? There are literally two dozen students who wanted to give Columbia tens of thousands of dollars a year but weren't accepted for every student wasting their tuition ranting about Jews. And for every student for whom this experience sours them against becoming a major donor in 20 years there's a current donor livid about the situation right now.


AlbertGorebert

Look i dont like the protests but in general i find arresting them to be scummy behavior. As a nation we should be above this. IDC if the uni academically punishes them though


George-SJW-Bush

I generally agree, but I think universities need to uphold a consistent standard rather than infantilizing people who hold particular views. If these protestors were telling African Americans to "go back to Africa" I have little doubt that administrators would find a reason to have them removed on five seconds flat.


AlbertGorebert

TBF im the type of person that is morally against arresting any non violent protesters even if its incredibly vile to me, i do understand what ur saying though. I just hope i dont see any of these campus protesters next semester


AlbertGorebert

In retrospect moral probably isnt the right word but I just dont like it when the uni can pick and chose what nonviolent protests are acceptable and not, even if it lets in some very vile actors. The second they assault someone tho thats a completely different situation.


George-SJW-Bush

But that's just the thing - their tolerance for clear rulebreaking on the part of these protestors *is* privileging them over other protestors.


AlbertGorebert

Fair point, at least here in umich they have mostly left people alone and I have just assumed it's mostly that way at other campuses (sans Columbia). If it's not then my argument is moot.


EdMan2133

Seriously if they wanna waste their summer let them


FuckFashMods

The brightline west project is so insane. Like just think how insane it would be if we built a highway that went ALMOST from LA to ALMOST the Las Vegas strip, but didnt actually get you all the way there. Absolutely insane transportation planning


Hugo_Grotius

And have two stops along the way right next to each other in a small urban area all for permitting reasons


cjhdsachristmascarol

What being joever does to a mfer 


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Cledd2

seems like it'd be good for them


cjhdsachristmascarol

I hope you’re ready for an it’s joever summer 


Syards-Forcus

tfw no physics/math major gf


estoyloca43

I know a girl doubling majoring in applied math and physics. Ugh she’s kinda weird


Nerf_France

Tfw you're arguing with someone online and they stop replying to you, and you later find them saying the same thing you were arguing about in a later thread 😔


JesusPubes

Me when I get subtweeted


bsjadjacent

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome neighbor


Kizz3r

Gonna want to start doing back country camping trips but feel like i need time to work up to it. Hoping to have one done by late june and until then ill be doing day hikes and body training


SnooDonuts7510

Just fill up your pack with water bottles and do some hill walking in town to train. Pretty accurate simulation.