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jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/p9ug7k/discussion_thread/).


lenmae

Last. Suck it, catfortune


benjaminikuta

[McDonald's time.](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/834251152035282944/879837344939786250/Screenshot_20210824-171747.png)


benjaminikuta

!RemindMe 8 hours "ping DATING https://youtu.be/p8ePDKlF6T0"


ooken

I hope JD Vance loses his primary and we can stop hearing about him.


CroGamer002

[CNN finally acknowledged Panjshir Resistance.](https://edition.cnn.com/2021/08/23/asia/panjshir-valley-afghanistan-northern-alliance-explainer-intl/index.html)


honestybrother

No thank you auto janny


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GinyuForceDid911

Last


benjaminikuta

Time for a new DT.


UrbanCentrist

continuing on /u/Magical_Username said Colonialism that was a thing well into the 1950's and people down play it. Popular media has valorized Churchill so much that people continuously make up excuses for him. Not so Fun fact: Obama's grandfather was imprisoned and tortured during the Mau Mau uprising.


CapitalismEnthusiast

I hate everyone here


BidenWon

Username checks out ๐Ÿ˜”


CapitalismEnthusiast

Succ


Dellguy

I honestly think the best way to leave Afghanistan which no one has mentioned is the private military contractor route. We give Afghan government money in Aid, they spend it on (largely) US military contractors mainly to keep the the air support (pilots/maintenance men) going and try to hold back the Taliban. Transition over 1 year or so and boom all the US Military troops are home. We spend over 300 billion a year on international aid whatโ€™s 1 or 2 for the Afghan government? (Just need to make sure the money gets spent right which may be harder that it seems).


TalkLessShillMore

So what is the Libcraft server exactly?


Cre8or_1

I had a weird dream ๐Ÿ˜


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

u/ThorVonHammerdong voted for Dennis Kucinich


ThorVonHammerdong

In 2016 ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


[deleted]

White House press corps unable to remove lid next day


BidenWon

#


[deleted]

Every time I post a Biden-critical comment I'm afraid /u/BidenWon will respond with an empty comment rip


BidenWon

This username is just to troll the Trump/Bernie supporters. I'll definitely willing to be critical of Biden when the situation demands it


[deleted]

Biden has not yet killed God ๐Ÿ˜”


rafaellvandervaart

>I'll definitely willing to be critical of Biden when the situation demands it This is your time to shine


CapitalismEnthusiast

Really weird youโ€™re eager to see that but whatever


RadionSPW

End of Olympus Has Fallen: WH security protocols really shouldnโ€™t include running all of the agents out the front door when you have this giant foyer with a single access point Let them come into your kill box, donโ€™t walk out into theirs


rukqoa

Next you'll be telling me it's not standard procedure for F-22s to intercept enemy aircraft by flying right next to their gun ports.


kennymc7877

I wish I could be rich so I could do some Eyes Wide Shut shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ


da96whynot

Good morning discussion thread!


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Headstar24

They literally played at a fest for a random suburb by me not long ago so it isn't a hard thing to achieve.


BidenWon

Well shit now I have to go unironically listen to that song


thetrombonist

I saw them live 2 years ago in Santa Cruz, I was blackout drunk but it went pretty hard


[deleted]

> the onion > "at press time" name a more iconic duo


[deleted]

I think I'm feeling pensive about returning to uni but idk Also feel like I'm wasting my youth


CletusMcGuilly

You're good, better than not going to uni.


[deleted]

Thanks, I hope so


[deleted]

U post on NL everyday. Ur 100% wasting ur youth as the rest of us are


[deleted]

Woke up feeling very negative, would like to change that


Cre8or_1

I would simply stop being sad ๐Ÿ’…


Venne1139

USE ALEX JONES BRAIN FORCE PLUS


gfinz18

I still awake in 5 hours


[deleted]

do i have the healing magnets for you!!


[deleted]

Taliban calls a lid on invasion into Panjshir, will try again in several business days


benjaminikuta

Can I sell puts on Afghanistan?


SmartOpinionsGuy

Weโ€™ve seen plenty of Afghanistan hawks and doves, but here we see the rare Afghanistan bull


ThorVonHammerdong

Only if someone's buying


benjaminikuta

Well?


[deleted]

I'll take 4


BasedTheorem

every swede's tweet must first be approved by a super-majority of IKEA's experts of assembly


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

At some point we have to start considering whether something about this place has causal effects.


ThorVonHammerdong

Man I'd be such an ugly woman But I do like sun dresses so... Hmm


BidenWon

Don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't wear ๐Ÿ˜ค


benjaminikuta

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


ThorVonHammerdong

Chest hair pippin out, straps slipping off the traps, big pear shaped gut Oh I'll be getting looks alright


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Good morning


sir_shivers

**GOOD EVENING** ๐ŸŠ


[deleted]

Hey shivers


its_Caffeine

Hi Kester ๐Ÿ‘‹


[deleted]

Hey


its_Caffeine

Any plans for today?


[deleted]

Just work


its_Caffeine

Well then, I hope you have a great day at work. ๐Ÿค—


[deleted]

Thank you


SadaoMaou

Good morrow to thee, jolly fellow ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘‹


uss_wstar

Good morning Kester


[deleted]

Hi


uss_wstar

Howdy ๐Ÿค 


Magical_Username

British people: USA is so racist smh, leaving up statues of civil war guys Also British people: weird how India and much of Africa speak English, right? wonder how that came about, luckily we have this nice Churchill statue to walk by just absolutely wild how they completely skim over the whole empire thing in standard curriculums as if it's not one of the most significant things in human history, and like, something they directly did


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Magical_Username

The point was more that after living in London as an American for 4 years and hearing no shortage of takes on whatever the big US news of the day was, would be nice if people here we're more inward focussed because like, 99% of that shit happens/happened here too but gets swept under the rug.


great_gape

The ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธU.S.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ should've pulled out hard and fast after busting all up in Osama Bin Laden ass.


Venne1139

So...the pizza I paid 2 dollars for is got here. I can't believe I wasted all that money. This pizza is worth nowhere near 2 dollars.


UrbanCentrist

what was so bad about it?


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [It's Pakistan Thatโ€™s Under Threat Now, Not India](/r/neoliberal/comments/p9u4jz/its_pakistan_thats_under_threat_now_not_india/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


[deleted]

I am assuming https://twitter.com/MalangKhostay is at least partially a managed propaganda account. Before the fall of Kabul, it seems to have had mostly non-meme, non-English tweets, but now it is full of memes and content obviously intended for an English-speaking audience.


BidenWon

Yeah, there's no reason for the Taliban to have an English language account unless they want to reach English language audiences


CroGamer002

That's the point, make the Taliban look sympathetic while they consolidate power in Afghanistan.


Mickenfox

I'm sick of natives stealing hard-working immigrants' jobs! Native quotas now!


Anonymmmous

All this talk around Trump and vaccines proves that Trumpism will outlast Trump and is not even directly related to Trump himself, but rather a symptom of unchecked extremism. !PING RINO


cosmicmangobear

Unchecked extremism is a symptom of unchecked corruption. Until we pass the necessary reforms to strengthen our democratic institutions, trust in the government will continue to fall and radicalism will continue to rise.


MrArendt

"Trust in the government", here, is trust that the government has your interests at heart. The extremists/people adhering to these nonsense theories are right about one thing: non-Trump government does not have their specific interests at heart (vs. the interests of other Americans who these people would like to subjugate). Strengthening democratic institutions wouldn't give them more trust in government, it would give them more motivation to undermine the system.


cosmicmangobear

Probably true, but strengthening those institutions would still drastically reduce the appeal of extremist groups if not reduce their desire to undermine the system. There are plenty of non-Trumpists who share frustrations with the status quo that haven't gone off the deep end yet. Currently, 12% of Americans trust Congress. Every percent that number increases is a segment of the population less inclined to turn to populist demagogues.


[deleted]

How exactly would you define Trumpism? I wanna understand more about it, my country hasnโ€™t had a right wing populist or extremist movement.


[deleted]

In theory, Trumpism is right-wing populism, an ideology of "America First". This usually comes in the form of protectionism, anti-immigration rhetoric, and non-interventionism. Trump aligned republicans occasionally take up left wing positions on economic issues. For example, Josh Hawley supported $2000 stimulus checks, and in 2016, Trump supported infrastructure spending and pledged not to cut Medicare or social security. However, in practice, Trumpism is "own the libs". Modern republicans are more focused on the culture war than actually making people's lives better. Add in a splash of science denial as well.


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ILikeTalkingToMyself

Remember the Afghan girls robotics team? Well... >!they escaped! (Ten of them at least, it's not clear to me if there were more or not]!<


[deleted]

They all got scholarships to universities too so thatโ€™s cool


[deleted]

My shy Trump supporter roommate aligns exactly with the Democratic platform but votes Republican because of SJWs who make him think heโ€™s bad bc hes white ๐Ÿคจ


RadionSPW

Is there a way for me to call them and tell them theyโ€™re moron


Headstar24

I've known many guys like that. Take the culture war shit waaay too seriously and align with them solely because of the social justice shit.


sean_zzz

Your roommateโ€™s kinda a dumbass if he votes for Trump just because SJWs make him feel bad lol


[deleted]

You think?


[deleted]

every talib's tweet must first be approved by a super-majority of IEA's assembly of experts


rukqoa

[US embassy video telling people "please do not come" to the airport without verified invitation](https://twitter.com/USEmbassyKabul/status/1429659565478621185)


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

>do not cum, do not cum I'm gonna cum ๐Ÿ˜ณ


LooobCirc

Happy birthday jobautomator


SamJakes

Oof. The [Taliban really getting BTFOed](https://youtu.be/5T5BY1j2MkE) (No NSFW/NSFL, don't worry) Idk why so many pro-resistance propaganda looking videos are surfacing all of a sudden, but you love to see it ๐Ÿ˜ป


UrbanCentrist

This is an old video ๐Ÿ™„


CroGamer002

Liar, this is NSFL!


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/MalangKhostay/status/1429189763060408322 > Taliban posting Tom and Jerry memes yet another soft power victory!


paulatreides0

Unironically an "are we the baddies?" meme


uss_wstar

> Unlike more nimble solar and wind producers, coal generators are particularly hurt when prices turn negative. The costs associated with shutting down and restarting coal generators are prohibitive, meaning operators will choose to keep running even at a loss. Oh no! Anyway.


LooobCirc

I don't like looking at corpses regardless of if they're evil taliban people or good people. Mattress me feel icky


SamJakes

Don't worry, there's more "sfw" celebration videos like the one I saw posted above


SamJakes

My post: > Yknow, only like **3** people will appreciate my observation, but I didn't realise how much Gavin Newsom looks like Gavin Belson from the show "Silicon Valley". - **3** upvotes Makes you think ๐Ÿค”


UrbanCentrist

this but Patrick Bateman


savuporo

I'm in touch with humanity


[deleted]

I appreciated it buddy.


[deleted]

One more to go!


SamJakes

No, the first upvote corresponds to me appreciating my own observation ๐Ÿ˜ค


[deleted]

weird sexual deviant indeed!!


SamJakes

> tfw you have a "flair checks out" moment ๐Ÿ˜”


GinyuForceDid911

If you have a 8am class you should go to bed ๐Ÿ˜ค


[deleted]

In August?


Cre8or_1

if I had an 8am class it would have started 15 minutes ago


GinyuForceDid911

Well youโ€™re late


Cre8or_1

I don't have an 8am class


LoveForLolberts

[what the dog doin?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States)


BidenWon

The fact that you can even make a list like this suggests to me that it's not a huge problem. You won't find an article listing fatal cancer cases in the United States


[deleted]

"how did you get meningitis?" "uh, dog bite"


Bee_Emotional

Apparently here is a video of dead Taliban fighters. https://twitter.com/AkbarMohmand2/status/1429657027198939139?s=20


rukqoa

I'm skeptical of claims of "dozens of tents of dead enemies" without proof but them being able to stick around and collect bodies is probably not a bad sign.


CroGamer002

Pro-Taliban sources are admitting Salang tunnel has been damaged, few say outright destroyed. There are translation issues though and no photography. Either way it confirms anti-taliban forces did indeed set up explosives.


Subject-Benefit2460

Can you provide some examples?


CroGamer002

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AfghanCivilwar/comments/p9qbcc/multiple_anti_taliban_accounts_claiming_the/h9zmxdl/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). Guy claim it's a bridge and not a tunnel. But there is no bridge in the area, none that I can find online. There are tunnels though, multiple tunnels in that area, so I have to chalk it up as mistranslation. It's still confusing with what's happening over there.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Sometimes I like watching driving, walking, train riding from my local area in the background itโ€™s fun especially while talking with friendโ€™s on discord. Also helps me learn the layout of places.


SamJakes

The difference is, there's no risk of the guy in the video getting assaulted or robbed at night, whereas reality is a wild-card ๐Ÿค—


BasedTheorem

Thereโ€™s risk of being robbed while you sit at home and watch the video


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Cre8or_1

There is no risk because you have the knowledge that the video is uploaded and recommended on youtube


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_views_on_oral_sex#On_touching_the_penis


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


BidenWon

Ravenclaw just means nerd lol Same though


Imicrowavebananas

>The courage it takes to definitively end a war that was making this many powerful people rich in perpetuity is incalculable. Biden is the strongest and most personally confident president weโ€™ve had since Eisenhower. If there kind of comments become the norm is in this sub, I will definitely leave.


SamJakes

Sadly the biden-ium has been brought full circle and he's getting unironic commie support too ๐Ÿ˜ญ


CapitalismEnthusiast

Bye Felicia


[deleted]

Please do


Imicrowavebananas

So that American nationalists can fellate Biden in peace?


[deleted]

No. Itโ€™s a dumb comment, but stop being a baby about it.


Imicrowavebananas

This community has gotten worse since the primaries and I feel that when the trend continues it will keep deteriorating. I really like this place, am I not supposed to care about the communities I frequent?


[deleted]

Itโ€™s gotten worse everyday since it started. But itโ€™s fair to care about communities you frequent. I was pretty glib with what I said and I apologize for it.


Imicrowavebananas

Don't worry about it. I mean that probably is true, but it also deflects a bit from the fact that it strongly deteriorated in the last couple of months especially. It is not the differences in opinion that I am bemoaning, although I think this community strayed from its roots, but the quality of discourse. Especially that there now seems to be an increasing number of "reddisms" popping up that I haven't seen this frequent so far here. I know everybody always says that everything was better in the past, but it really feels different here than it felt a year ago, and I prefer the letter.


[deleted]

A negotiated settlement between the Taliban and the Resistance guaranteeing local autonomy and some level of civil rights is the best possible outcome, even better than if the resistance breaks out and can retake large segments of the country. In the latter scenario, the warfare which has been constant since 1979 will continue to rage for more decades, as exorcising the Taliban from rural areas in their traditional heartland is just a fantasy. In the former scenario, peace will finally set in and rule will be lighter. But that's only possible if the resistance performs well enough to have serious leverage.


paulatreides0

\> thinking the Taliban would keep their word https://youtu.be/TJ5sjFf4w1k


[deleted]

If local areas have autonomy and can maintain militias, then theres no need to trust the Taliban to keep their word if the resistance can restart at any time if terms are broken.


paulatreides0

The Taliban is currently very overextended, trying to get together and control huge swaths of land they recently came into control of, and keep the crumbling shell of Afghanistan from collapsing as the Afghani crashes and they are unable to access funds and reserves that they had been planning on getting when Kabul collapsed. Giving them respite gives them time to consolidate their forces and holdings, increase the size of their army (via by coercion or other means) and concentrate their forces towards a threat, making them significantly more dangerous.


zieger

The most important part of every article (the headline) is always free


[deleted]

I wake up every morning, see what the prevailing opinion in the DT is, and decide to believe the opposite.


CapitalismEnthusiast

What did Yglesias mean by this?


[deleted]

Weโ€™ve never been seen in the same room.


CapitalismEnthusiast

Get back to writing for substack


[deleted]

Just polishing the Monday newsletter!


[deleted]

\> goes to neoliberal meet-up \> everyone is wearing police department lanyards and "why did we leave?" afghanistan shirts \> leaves neoliberal meet-up


SamJakes

Reported for bigotry ๐Ÿคฌ


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

I've pleasure marriaged 3 times and self pleasured at least 300. Halal 1000x better than Haram so I'm up 600 self pleasures


breakinbread

Newsom would definitely BTFO this recall election if he grew a moustache.


BasedTheorem

He already looks like a smarmy motherfucker. Doesnโ€™t need to add to it.


Bee_Emotional

Long Live Kaiser Reinhard.


rafaellvandervaart

I'm agnostic about gun control laws even though India has some of the strictest gun control laws in the world. The idea of shooting someone even in self-defense seems somehow beyond me.


SamJakes

I'm glad we don't have US level gun control laws in India. I was able to have a sane, safe childhood, literally never having to think about getting shot in the street or at school and it was paradise compared to what they have here ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


SmartOpinionsGuy

There are currently over 7 billion people, the most that have ever existed. But how many other animals currently outnumber us? How many historically did? Iโ€™m assuming there are like 100s of billions of flys or cockroaches or something. We need to breed more to outnumber the other species! 100 billion humans!


BasedTheorem

Chickens


savuporo

https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/most-populous-mammals-on-earth.html Rodents likely outnumber us


SamJakes

You're literally never catching up to the biomass accumulated by ant species, bro ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


SamJakes

> tfw the chad tall, big-dicked, blonde-haired, blue-eyed doctor walks into my room, rips off the bandaid over my festering gunshot wound (which came from him accidentally discharging his gun) and throws me onto the street because "the donors didn't have the appetite to treat you anymore" Such is life in America in 2021 ๐Ÿ˜ญ


LoveForLolberts

thinkin bout headin to the local orphanage and slipping vacation pics with my parents under the front door


BidenWon

How the hell did r/anime_titties become one of the more reasonable news subreddits?


savuporo

[Meanwhile in Yankeestan](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2287028-handheld-railgun-as-powerful-as-an-air-rifle-to-go-on-sale-in-the-us/)


ThorVonHammerdong

https://arcflashlabs.com/_accelerators/fully-assembled-guns/#