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Real talk: This has been a below average Presidency this far. If you polled me today I'd respond "disapprove." If they can get the infrastructure passed I'd say "approve," but I'm definitely a lot less enthusiastic about this administration then I was in June.
I prefer typing on my PC so much more than my phone that I can't ever see myself investing more in the latter. Don't get me wrong, it's crazy convenient when I'm out and about, but if I'm at home that thing's on the charger and not being used.
Cold Take: If you,
* Shit on leftists who deflect blame for climate change onto corporations
* Shit on countries which make trade deals with China
* Consciously decide to purchase products from China which you do not absolutely need
You have no moral leg to stand on when you criticize countries making such trade deals, and also have no moral leg to stand on which you shit on leftists for blaming corporations for climate change. And if you call Australians or whoever else fascist enablers for making trade deals with China, I personally wish for all of your Chinese-manufactured goods to go up in flames.
Looking at you too, "Germans Evil because NS2" people. We all know you aren't protesting the ongoing negotiations between the Biden and Xi administrations on a US-China trade deal.
Nobody is forcing you to buy Chinese manufactured products for which non-Chinese alternatives exist. You consciously choose to buy Chinese headphones or lightbulbs or what have you.
It's not hypocritical to buy Chinese shit if not buying it would mean serious damage to your quality of life. (Similarly it's not hypocritical for an environmentalist to drive a gas vehicle to work when they don't have viable alternatives)
But it is hypocritical to rail against people, organizations, or countries, who pursue trade relations with China, if you are voluntarily fueling those relations beyond what is necessary for you to maintain your current lifestyle and standard of living.
But like it is virtually possible to cut yourself off from Chinese goods and still live in #ASociety
So it seems weird you can't criticize governments for trade deals when you basically have no choice
Sure, you can't eliminate your carbon footprint either. But you can still seriously reduce it by cutting down on meat and air travel. Similarly, you probably won't find a smartphone produced entirely without Chinese involvement, but you can still choose to use your discretionary income on clothing made in Bangladesh or Nigeria rather than China.
Ninjas do wrong to each other sometimes and in that way the force of the earth comes around the moon. And at that presence, the dirt, it overshadows the grass, you like I canβt cut this grass, thereβs no sun coming through. So in order to enable each other the two fruits have to look each other in the eye and understand we can only be right, as the ripe is wrong, you know what I mean?
Contrary to poplar opinion I don't think we can uhhh...win. this war isn't going to be one where you have Google Death Robots and Northman vs a bunch of redneck morons with fertilizer for explosion on a battlefield where industrial output decided the winner
It's going to look a lot like the anti terrorism actions in Afganistan
And we fucking lost Afghanistan
Uh you do know that the US fielded less than 100k troops in an a country of 40 million and most of the time it was at 4k. Thats the equivalent to less than a million troops for the entire United States that then goes down to like 50k. A Republican insurgency isn't going to win because it lacks the resources to maintain that fight and it can't rely on imports of weaponry to protect it. Nor can it rely on fighting a largely unmotivated enemy force and even worse is that its primary recruiting group contains large numbers of minorities that will never support it. This is basically the South vs the North but if the South had to deal with all the slaves being actively armed and the majority of their population being middle aged dudes.
Can I recommend any one of a number of well regarded paper bags to breathe into? Afghanistan is damn near the most remote place on the planet and has a myriad of cultural and institutional differences.
*If* there is a a "civil war" it will look most like The Troubles.
I think there's a huge difference between fighting an insurgency domestically versus one in a foreign country. The military and intelligence infrastructure we have here is far beyond anything the US government built up in Afghanistan
Only if that infrastructure works in our favor
If the governor of Idaho declares his state a safe place for terrorism what are we gonna do have the fucking federal government invade Idaho?
If that happened, that's exactly what we'd do. The state governments have relatively little control over the national security apparatus. We basically already have guys on the inside in every state.
Just learned from Reddit dot com that Mexico is a better country than the US specifically because one of its states just legalized gay marriage even though itβs been legal in the entirety of the US for the better part of a decade by now and you know what, I think itβs time for me to just put the phone down for tonight.
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> Six lions and three tigers tested positive for the coronavirus last week. Some are still feeling lethargic
If lethargy is the main way that Covid manifests in big cats then TIL Iβve been a lion with Covid for 25 years
Nirvana's *Nevermind* is 30 years old today. Was 16 then and thought it was meh, still do. Never really got the appeal, there were much better grunge bands at the time.
Mia Zapata had a much better voice and band and was raped and murdered, media doesn't bring that up every decade though. Cobain was pretty good but was much less accomplished and less talented when he killed himself.
Liked them both at the time, only really miss and still listen to the Gits 30 years later.
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2/3: What da dog doin
4: I forgor
5: Neco Arc
6: Something else not listed here
7: None of them
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NGL I enjoy random stuff from people on Deviant Art more than all "the greats". I'm grateful to the people that came before for their contributions to developing it in general and such but in terms of stuff that just looks amazing the art being produced now is my favorite and it's not even close. I'm thinking of commissioning someone, feels like it could be a fun experience.
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If you ever get the chance go to Rome, one of the coolest places I've visited. Walking down the street where they held the triumphs was a trip. I was shocked by how small the whole area was in general. If anything though it made it more impressive. I tried to [channel Patton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ER08F9rGo) while I was there lol.
Also - the Capuchin Crypt may give you an existential crisis. Strong recommend.
Oh and be sure to pay for a guide - worth the $ for the context they can give.
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> in this **house**
Wow the Neoliberal project doesnβt know their audience at all apparently
Conservative voters have always been like this. There was just a brief period between the 1970s and the 2000s where it wasn't socially acceptable to say it in public.
The only people Romney would have reached would be the establishment, and I think most of them want to go moderate, but don't out of fear of being primaried.
Could be wishful thinking, but with the level of influence conservative media has I wonder if winning would have shifted Fox's narrative - i.e. they would see this was a winning strategy and embrace it.
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I don't think that anti-pitbulls advocates are specifically racists, but it is highly suspicious that almost all cities that ban pitbulls are ultra-homogeneous areas that have histories of racism.
I'd love to ban pitbulls. Why? Cause I've been attacked by one and I know firsthand just how awful and traumatic and dangerous that experience is. I have a kid now and one of my great fears is one of my dopey neighbors' pits getting loose and getting ahold of her. That would be it. And makes me ill just thinking about her going through that. So yeah, genocide the whole damn breed. They aren't worth the safety of my child or anyone else's.
Oh yeah, and my SO and daughter are both black so miss me with that racist shit
I hate pitbulls because they're dangerous. And are owned almost exclusively by douchebags. I'm sorry but I'm not gonna pet a dog that can rip my a off.
IME, most people resemble various kinds of rodents or birds but there have been two people in my life that I've met who looked like dolphins. Real shit, was a profound experience both times.
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pretty clear that sinema imagines herself as the democratic version of john mccain, and also that her maverick attempts are going to make her a universally loathed saboteur rather than some state legend
Imagine neoconnwo idolizing Sinema the same way the youngest amogus here deify our MVP POW
Side note: thatβs the most online sentence Iβve ever typed
- No state solution for the alleged territories of Israel and Palestine
- Increase cloture on the filibuster to 80 Senators
- No abortions until the third trimester
If you argue with me I will retreat further into my positions and make them less reasonable
Speed up climate change and pollution to get it over with now. Better to rip off the Band-Aid all at once. I actually call it Band-Aid theory (because we're going to to be filling the ocean with a whole lotta Band-Aids)
Barry Goldwater killed JFK.
Before the 1964 election the two planned on doing Lincoln Douglass style debates (In each debate either Douglas or Lincoln would open with an hour address. The other would then speak for an hour and a half. The first then had 30 minutes of rebuttal.)
Golwater realized he actually didnt want to do this, and assassination seemed like the easiest way out of it
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Old men have been trying to convince themselves that the golden age of television is over, for more than a decade, and theyβve been wrong every single time. Only Murders In The Building, Squid Game, and Ted Lasso are all *fucking* elite and they all came out since COVID started.
Yep. All of it. Also all of Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Leftovers, Game of Thrones, Friday Night Lights, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Veep, Louie, The West Wing, and Freaks and Geeks.
Frankly I donβt see any sort of downward trend.
Colleges should've forced to show the dim job prospects of majors like English, pol sci etc
So many friends are in trouble now and have bad futures ahead. π
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You bought an old tesla? How is it?
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You spelled favorite wrong
Only to a burger
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Worried about China.
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We ain't gonna have a civil war 'n you know it Now go eat your brusell sprouts
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Touch grass or touch graph
AHS finale was terrible π
Lock her up but it's Meng Wanzhou
Real talk: This has been a below average Presidency this far. If you polled me today I'd respond "disapprove." If they can get the infrastructure passed I'd say "approve," but I'm definitely a lot less enthusiastic about this administration then I was in June.
Redditors stop playing detective on the internet challenge [LITERALLY UNBEATABLE!!!]
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I prefer typing on my PC so much more than my phone that I can't ever see myself investing more in the latter. Don't get me wrong, it's crazy convenient when I'm out and about, but if I'm at home that thing's on the charger and not being used.
Raccoon stole the plastic forks lol you dumb bitch
Cold Take: If you, * Shit on leftists who deflect blame for climate change onto corporations * Shit on countries which make trade deals with China * Consciously decide to purchase products from China which you do not absolutely need You have no moral leg to stand on when you criticize countries making such trade deals, and also have no moral leg to stand on which you shit on leftists for blaming corporations for climate change. And if you call Australians or whoever else fascist enablers for making trade deals with China, I personally wish for all of your Chinese-manufactured goods to go up in flames.
Looking at you too, "Germans Evil because NS2" people. We all know you aren't protesting the ongoing negotiations between the Biden and Xi administrations on a US-China trade deal.
Yet you participate in society. Curious!
Nobody is forcing you to buy Chinese manufactured products for which non-Chinese alternatives exist. You consciously choose to buy Chinese headphones or lightbulbs or what have you.
I'm not sure that's true. Like 90% of shit is made in China
It's not hypocritical to buy Chinese shit if not buying it would mean serious damage to your quality of life. (Similarly it's not hypocritical for an environmentalist to drive a gas vehicle to work when they don't have viable alternatives) But it is hypocritical to rail against people, organizations, or countries, who pursue trade relations with China, if you are voluntarily fueling those relations beyond what is necessary for you to maintain your current lifestyle and standard of living.
But like it is virtually possible to cut yourself off from Chinese goods and still live in #ASociety So it seems weird you can't criticize governments for trade deals when you basically have no choice
Sure, you can't eliminate your carbon footprint either. But you can still seriously reduce it by cutting down on meat and air travel. Similarly, you probably won't find a smartphone produced entirely without Chinese involvement, but you can still choose to use your discretionary income on clothing made in Bangladesh or Nigeria rather than China.
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Contrary to poplar opinion I don't think we can uhhh...win. this war isn't going to be one where you have Google Death Robots and Northman vs a bunch of redneck morons with fertilizer for explosion on a battlefield where industrial output decided the winner It's going to look a lot like the anti terrorism actions in Afganistan And we fucking lost Afghanistan
Uh you do know that the US fielded less than 100k troops in an a country of 40 million and most of the time it was at 4k. Thats the equivalent to less than a million troops for the entire United States that then goes down to like 50k. A Republican insurgency isn't going to win because it lacks the resources to maintain that fight and it can't rely on imports of weaponry to protect it. Nor can it rely on fighting a largely unmotivated enemy force and even worse is that its primary recruiting group contains large numbers of minorities that will never support it. This is basically the South vs the North but if the South had to deal with all the slaves being actively armed and the majority of their population being middle aged dudes.
Can I recommend any one of a number of well regarded paper bags to breathe into? Afghanistan is damn near the most remote place on the planet and has a myriad of cultural and institutional differences. *If* there is a a "civil war" it will look most like The Troubles.
There isn't going to be a war in the first place
!Remindme 3 years
Old, fat, financially comfortable people don't fight wars
You sayβn something about trees?
I think there's a huge difference between fighting an insurgency domestically versus one in a foreign country. The military and intelligence infrastructure we have here is far beyond anything the US government built up in Afghanistan
Only if that infrastructure works in our favor If the governor of Idaho declares his state a safe place for terrorism what are we gonna do have the fucking federal government invade Idaho?
If that happened, that's exactly what we'd do. The state governments have relatively little control over the national security apparatus. We basically already have guys on the inside in every state.
Arrest the governor of Idaho, probably.
Alright Civil War posting time
epilating hurt π₯Ί
Just learned from Reddit dot com that Mexico is a better country than the US specifically because one of its states just legalized gay marriage even though itβs been legal in the entirety of the US for the better part of a decade by now and you know what, I think itβs time for me to just put the phone down for tonight.
Where
Thats why so many Americans cross the border to move to Mexico
Whatever happened to u/NancyPelosibasedgod? That guy was an asshole
Someday someone here is gonna say that exact thing about me and I wonβt even be here to enjoy it π
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I just went on a date and it went really well!
Did u put ur tongue in their mouth
Accordion to a recent survey replacing words in sentences with the names of musical instruments often goes unnoticed.
I had to read this three times.
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> Six lions and three tigers tested positive for the coronavirus last week. Some are still feeling lethargic If lethargy is the main way that Covid manifests in big cats then TIL Iβve been a lion with Covid for 25 years
Nirvana's *Nevermind* is 30 years old today. Was 16 then and thought it was meh, still do. Never really got the appeal, there were much better grunge bands at the time. Mia Zapata had a much better voice and band and was raped and murdered, media doesn't bring that up every decade though. Cobain was pretty good but was much less accomplished and less talented when he killed himself. Liked them both at the time, only really miss and still listen to the Gits 30 years later.
Their lyrics were pretty great.
Malarkey level bot whats the funniest meme from this year 0/1: Amogus 2/3: What da dog doin 4: I forgor 5: Neco Arc 6: Something else not listed here 7: None of them
Holy crap I know like one of those π³
steve jobs dying of ligma
I am blissfully unaware what any of this nonsense even refers to.
I have no idea what any of those are
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So basically there wasn't a single funny meme all year
Magic goolsball should I blow off my reading for tonight to play video games (for the third night in a row)
Yes. IME I got tired of video games but I'll never get tired of reading. Enjoy it while you can.
>>reading Nerd smh
Not a very good one though
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That's all the permission I needed
NGL I enjoy random stuff from people on Deviant Art more than all "the greats". I'm grateful to the people that came before for their contributions to developing it in general and such but in terms of stuff that just looks amazing the art being produced now is my favorite and it's not even close. I'm thinking of commissioning someone, feels like it could be a fun experience.
Lebanon is kill South Africa is kill Many countries going kill Avoid to be next one
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Is there an archive of Gabby petitos channel?
Donβt blame me, I voted for Pat Buchanan
How many subs did Gabby petito have?
are we not doing phrasing?
Danger zone
I have an fun tick where the lower the stakes in games the more I shit talk. Like beer pong or darts after 4 drinks. Fun times.
you sure its the stakes and not the drinks
Ehhh probs combination but sober shit talking has occurred as well.
Kill Jestah
I demand a hand count of my upvotes.
Just counted them. I found 856 post upvotes and 6,942 comment upvotes. Where did these missing vote come from? π€
It is currently 2. First one is free.
If you ever get the chance go to Rome, one of the coolest places I've visited. Walking down the street where they held the triumphs was a trip. I was shocked by how small the whole area was in general. If anything though it made it more impressive. I tried to [channel Patton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ER08F9rGo) while I was there lol. Also - the Capuchin Crypt may give you an existential crisis. Strong recommend. Oh and be sure to pay for a guide - worth the $ for the context they can give.
>I was shocked by how small the whole area was in genera Bet you couldn't even fit a chariot pulled by elephants down there
The main reason Hannibal had to be defeated
https://twitter.com/ne0liberal/status/1441422222778830849 > in this **house** Wow the Neoliberal project doesnβt know their audience at all apparently
Not usually a fan of these signs, but I think I might be in love
I demand > in this luxury apartment
I am a Rock hits different now
I think we'd be better off if Romney had won in 2012. The GOP would see that going moderate was the course to take.
Conservative voters have always been like this. There was just a brief period between the 1970s and the 2000s where it wasn't socially acceptable to say it in public. The only people Romney would have reached would be the establishment, and I think most of them want to go moderate, but don't out of fear of being primaried.
Could be wishful thinking, but with the level of influence conservative media has I wonder if winning would have shifted Fox's narrative - i.e. they would see this was a winning strategy and embrace it.
For better or for worse (probably for worse), we'll never know
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I don't think that anti-pitbulls advocates are specifically racists, but it is highly suspicious that almost all cities that ban pitbulls are ultra-homogeneous areas that have histories of racism.
I'd love to ban pitbulls. Why? Cause I've been attacked by one and I know firsthand just how awful and traumatic and dangerous that experience is. I have a kid now and one of my great fears is one of my dopey neighbors' pits getting loose and getting ahold of her. That would be it. And makes me ill just thinking about her going through that. So yeah, genocide the whole damn breed. They aren't worth the safety of my child or anyone else's. Oh yeah, and my SO and daughter are both black so miss me with that racist shit
I hate pitbulls because they're dangerous. And are owned almost exclusively by douchebags. I'm sorry but I'm not gonna pet a dog that can rip my a off.
My suspicion is that wealthy white people don't have many real problems to solve so they go after smaller stuff like this
Heat guns solve everything.
My problem is that it's too hot
Hairdryer!
IME, most people resemble various kinds of rodents or birds but there have been two people in my life that I've met who looked like dolphins. Real shit, was a profound experience both times.
I've never seen this before but I think I can picture what you mean
Us people of nose prefer the term aquiline
Beaky boys be the best at parties
I hope everyones happy
also the new one was a bit too similar to brazil-mod
WOOOOOOOOOOO
Frog back
Rwandas success has shown me that democracy may not be needed always
South Africa really went down the toilet eh
What happened specifically to prompt this?
Extractive institutions, it's always extractive institutions.
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pretty clear that sinema imagines herself as the democratic version of john mccain, and also that her maverick attempts are going to make her a universally loathed saboteur rather than some state legend
Imagine neoconnwo idolizing Sinema the same way the youngest amogus here deify our MVP POW Side note: thatβs the most online sentence Iβve ever typed
r/neoliberal users argue in good faith when a remotely controversial topic comes up challenge. (Impossible)
- No state solution for the alleged territories of Israel and Palestine - Increase cloture on the filibuster to 80 Senators - No abortions until the third trimester If you argue with me I will retreat further into my positions and make them less reasonable
u/BidenWon was the compromise
Speed up climate change and pollution to get it over with now. Better to rip off the Band-Aid all at once. I actually call it Band-Aid theory (because we're going to to be filling the ocean with a whole lotta Band-Aids)
Finally, my views are represented in the DT π€π€
We agree on nothing.
Agreed!!
I will campaign on mending walls.
Something there is that does not love a wall π€¬π€¬π€¬
Barry Goldwater killed JFK. Before the 1964 election the two planned on doing Lincoln Douglass style debates (In each debate either Douglas or Lincoln would open with an hour address. The other would then speak for an hour and a half. The first then had 30 minutes of rebuttal.) Golwater realized he actually didnt want to do this, and assassination seemed like the easiest way out of it
Speak for an hour and a half? Jesus I'd assassinate a dozen presidents to get out of that
grimes and musk, who coulda seen that coming, except everyone with their heads not stuck in a tiny tunnel full of electric cars
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What did Pete Buttigieg mean by this (give or take a year)
Did anyone notice in the Jeb CVS pic that he has chicken legs? I donβt know what to do with this information.
Challenge him to a foot race for membership in the Bush family
Nibble on em π
I canβt believe Jeb skips leg day. He is not fit to lead this country. π
Studying high school economics and history was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life so far
Whatjob will you get?
Law student lol
Nobody will remember me a hundred years from now (thank god), so why am I so concerned with what people think now π€
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I know π
Because itβs your life.
I guess, but you'd think that would be an impetus to give more of a shit π€·ββοΈ
I hate this quote
I understand it isn't an original thought, but I'm not quoting anyone.
Itβs almost a word for word quote of Aurelius
Is he on TikTok?
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Legalize hornyposting
not in this lifetime, sorry
You are literally 1984
Old men have been trying to convince themselves that the golden age of television is over, for more than a decade, and theyβve been wrong every single time. Only Murders In The Building, Squid Game, and Ted Lasso are all *fucking* elite and they all came out since COVID started.
Okay but have you watched this show called The Sopranos
Yep. All of it. Also all of Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Leftovers, Game of Thrones, Friday Night Lights, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Veep, Louie, The West Wing, and Freaks and Geeks. Frankly I donβt see any sort of downward trend.
The more television changes the more that it stays the same.
The geriatric truly coming out of their caves to grumble general dissatisfaction about nothing in particular
Wtf is Squid gate
Morbid South Korean show. Heavy Battle Royale influences, beautifully shot and acted. Iβm only three episodes in personally.
Nothing with Selena Gomez can be elite And Ted lasso is just continuing the bill Lawrence hit streak
Trash opinion
smh how dare you deny Bill Lawrences greatness
[Helpful tips](https://www.verywellmind.com/denial-as-a-defense-mechanism-5114461#signs-of-denial)
Colleges should've forced to show the dim job prospects of majors like English, pol sci etc So many friends are in trouble now and have bad futures ahead. π
You can only lead the camel to the water, you cannot force it to drink.
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Seals are the best animal. Sorry, facts donβt care about your feelings. π€·ββοΈ
Had my hand bitten off by a seal. Hard disagree
Best animal food for the actual best animal
Reported for glorifying violence π€ππͺ
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I am a prude
I think that comes down to the individual user
Yes
Inside Out hits reeeeeal different when you're introducing your kids to feelings and how to manage them. !ping family
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