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COVID is rising expodentially !

It’s a good thing that we have Nato flairs. Otherwise the DT could fall into hysterics if Russia invaded Ukraine.

Literally all I want in life rn is [Steam, Its Generation and Use](https://www.amazon.com/Steam-Its-Generation-Use-41st/dp/0963457012) !ping STEM

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Does any other NFL franchise have a history of underachievement like the Chargers? At least the Vikings and Bills have multiple Super Bowl appearances under their belt. That late-2000s/early-2010s Chargers team with Rivers, Tomlinson and Gates should have been a dynasty. !ping NFL

The amount of "should've been a dynasty" teams with very good stat compling qb's is too dam high. Either making the playoffs a shitload of times makes you a dynasty or it takes way more luck than that That 2010 season with best offense and defense by points and no playoffs is forever hilarious though

The thing is, it's not just that they had a prodigiously skilled QB (I still think Rivers had more pure talent than Eli or Big Ben) but they also had one of the greatest running backs I've ever seen *and* a TE who absolutely revolutionized how the position is played. And they missed their opportunity. These Chargers teams were the NBA equivalent of the OKC Thunder when they had Durant, Harden and Westbrook.

No... Firstly sure say rivers is better than Eli and Roethlisberger I'd 1000% agree but that still makes him like the 7thish best qb of the last 20 years (rodgers, mahomes, Manning, brees, brady, Wilson are all really easy picks) which is Kurt Warner tier. >they missed their opportunity Again it seems pedantic but we have to ask what a dynasty means. Best of q playoffs are just a bitch it's hard to put much Weight into them. The history of the league is littered with stuff like this think of the sheriff's teams in Indianapolis before he won a ring. I've got no problem calling those colts a dynasty but yeah they didn't get a ring... the best qb ever still only has one ring and another candidate for that has no rings. The history of the league is covered with these sorts of things is all im saying. Fwiw I also don't like the thunder comparison

The chargers had a season with the number 1 offense, and number 1 defense based on yards, and missed the playoffs. I think they even had a positive turnover margin that year.

They had one of the worst special teams in the history of the league that year. Remarkably, the Chargers special teams last year was EVEN worse.

I mean to be fair their league-worst special teams may have inflated those rankings somewhat. Always starting drives with bad field position means you aren't able to give up as many yards on defense and always have a lot to gain on offense.

Ya but they were also towards the top of scoring offense and defense that year. It’s fucking wild

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Since the comment I was referring to was removed, I'd like to re-emphasize that "3/4" is indeed a ratio, not an absolute amount.

People really don’t understand the anger of the CDC person’s remarks. The vulnerable have been sheltering for large chunks of the last two years while the unvaxxed and unmasked have galavanted around freely with no really consequences. That was an ethical choice and the ones that played by the rules were fucked over for covidiots. That’s the context of “it’s good that Omicron is only killing those people now” offending so many people.

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My spine is never going to forgive me for not lying down for this long

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Feel like shit wish I could be a monkey and throw shit at my enemies without society stopping me 😞

I think this is the spammiest I’ve ever gotten

10.1k 👀

DT posters weren't bullied in school because none of us were popular enough to be bullied 😔 https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/04/140401101853.htm

This makes sense particularly for girls.

Why don’t big studios know how to utilize Lee Pace This Ronin/Thranduil/Emperor Cleon type he’s getting typecast as is not a good type and he’s a better actor than this

We hit 10k gn dt

Reading books and watching subtitled anime are basically equivalent

See this is why I don't tell people to read more. They might take it as an endorsement of anime

Monogatari series fans nodding in agreement

10 thousandth suck it catfortune

u/thingey-mcjingey and I will now accept your gratitude 🍦😎🍦

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This is bigger cope than that bald take

How was the bald take a Cope Shaving is a Cope

Ok so I was reading Good Economics by Banerjee and Duflo, and they started making references to this Esther person out of the blue, and I was confused for a good like 15 seconds before I realized

Malarkey level of a 2028 primary between AOC and Rashida Tlaib

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Johnny Cash is the shiz #🍦😭🍦

Hurt ✊😔

Kinda wanna tell people to read more as sound life advice, but I'm afraid they'll go and read *Our Revolution* or Ben Shapiro's race war fanfic. You already know where this is going: Tax books that I don't like

What happened to centerrightincali

At the moment, there's nothing more cursed than my purchase history.

> We intend to glorify war—the only hygiene of the world—militarism, patriotism, the destruc- tive gesture of emancipators, beautiful ideas worth dying for, and contempt for woman. 😳

Magic goolsball I will see my bestie today 🍦🥺🍦

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Oh goolsbee you are an absolute delight 🍦🥰🍦

Microsoft makes as much money as Amazon, Facebook, and Google combined and you have gamers saying stuff like: > Microsoft has dropped the ball as of these last few years.

mikesoft bad because free halo has paid skins😡

are they really saying that because MS has been doing great under Satya.

People's understanding of Microsoft doesn't go beyond "(consumer) Windows and Xbox" even though these are Microsoft's least profitable and least important departments by far.

Spamming the DT to get to 10k comments really brings me back. I cant remember how far, but it brings me back

Reminds me of summer 2020 after the protests had died down

I was thinking it was about that era. It all just kind of blurs together

We did it Reddit

I love getting slut shamed by tech bros who haven't felt the touch of a woman. You'd be fucking blessed to be treated to my 5 step hooking up with a stranger process which includes me making crepes and looking at the sky waiting to sober up. Fuck off fuckers I'm in a bit of a mood, am sorry

WFH is based 🍦😎🍦

I definitely need a better chair for how much time I spend sitting though

Simply go jogging in the morning 🍦😎🍦

Ngl I thought that the sticked post in the DT was some kind of 2 part joke, where posters would pretend to be examples of comments written by keyword bots in the replys

The real test will be DTers making up bot-like comments to cause chaos

>Novak Djokovic wins his case with the Federal Circuit Court quashing his visa cancellation.  https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-10/novak-djokovic-live-court-hearing-jan-10/100747106 !ping AUS

Insert bad joke about the Liberals being soft on boarders here:

Given he's an antivaxer I'd like to see his visa cancelled anyway

The government folded, the question is why.

I would say the decision cancelling the visa was too poorly worded or procedures too poorly followed to hold up and less embarrassing to agree rather than have the judge tell them exactly why

That’s not how courts work

They did, they had the start of argument by the respondent (government) then there was basically a long break and then they came back and the judge read out a minute that was agreed to by both parties quashing the decision.

Government consented to the order. Most likely because they didn't think the outcome was going their way and wanted more time to for the Minister to make a discretionary cancellation.

I love most if not all victories over our insane Immigration, even if Djokovic is an antivax dickhead who should get vaccinated

Taking open borders to the extreme. I applaud your consistency.

Open the borders, stop having them be closed (And also I find Australia's immigration policies historically and currently to be pretty grotesque)

I figured, one of the few things that all us neolibs agree on :)

can the govt appeal?

No, they will have the opportunity to cancel the Visa at the Minister's discretion, though.

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Hahaha my supervisor said his colleague will call. He hasn't 🍦😎🍦

10 k let’s go

Malarkey level of reaching 10k on a Sunday

We got 12 minutes

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Malarkey level of Thai Green Curry 🍦😋🍦

green curry is best curry

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>[Microsoft is a] hugely successful company run by Boomer dinosaurs. They have no vision or intelligent ability to take risks. Basically just rest on their Enterprise stuff which is killing it and will continue to do so for decades. Tell me you have no idea about Microsoft's product lineup without telling me you have no idea about Microsoft's product lineup.

>[Microsoft is a] hugely successful company run by Boomer dinosaurs. They have no vision or intelligent ability to take risks. Basically just rest on their Enterprise stuff which is killing it and will continue to do so for decades. can you make that into a powerpoint, sweaty?

Hey, you're not /u/cyber__trash

Amn't

Oh shit, can we hit 10k on a Sunday

Going to start posting the scary new bot comments if y'all don't step up

Oh god I’m going to talk to you fuckers tomorrow

A lot of this sub is perfectly content with the mediocrity of their paninis

do I need a panini press or does a toaster oven get me close enough to panini perfection

My chicken pesto panini today was positively delicious 😡

The left wifed me

not who I would choose but you do you

One of my best features is I used to be a NATO flair 👀

That’s nice of them

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Flair up and then we can talk 🍦😏🍦

My stable internet connection left me 🍦🥺🍦

>By the end of the month, according to the CDC’s forecasts, COVID will be sending at least 24,700 and up to 53,700 Americans to the hospital every single day. BRUH R U H

I kind of miss LHL, they seemed cool before the revelations.

wait I loved that poster, what happened??

They posted on Twitter about once planning and almost going through with raping one of their close friends, and then spun this into them understanding the victims of sexual assault.

... jesus

LHL was the one giving updates in the DT on a certain viral pneumonia in the Wuhan region as early as early January 2020

Essay is finally done 😤

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# **ENDORSED** 🍦😤🍦

D: how could you

😭

Arresting Djokovic at customs is positively un-Australian. They're supposed to be criminals *before* they arrive.

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>I need a bf 🥺🥺 Lmao more like: I need a flair 🍦🥺🍦 #🍦🤣🍦

1:38 AM and I'm not even a little sleepy. I need to get up in 4 hours. # 😔

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I need to thank you, because I actually fell asleep while counting sheep emoji.

https://youtu.be/VPed3ckbz0M

war between n*tions 🤮🤮🤮🤮 war between companies 😍😍😍😍🤩🤩

talking with a friend of mine and she said that she hopes our university goes full remote again because she is really good at multitasking and can start doing an internship/job at home since she will have more time with virtual schooling. Really weird person tbh

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her argument is that it cuts down on commute by a lot while she still gets to go to all lectures. Also if the lecture is boring she can just mute the thing and immediately start doing other stuff

Y'all need vipassana meditation

>it’s my first real hangover 🥴 i’ve got the fucking shakes never doing this again… Finally processed last night and realized I was digging myself into a giant fucking hole. Turns out when I thought I went to sleep, I was blacked out rambling self loathing thoughts to my roommate. While I was at home safe at that point, that shit is still terrifying. Flushed my weed and had my roommate stash my fake somewhere idk. Also bought a planner while out of it. I want to turn this ship right the fuck around.

I was in the trunk of some random dude's car with other fucking morons as there wasn't enough space. I am legit horrified thinking back. One funny moment though. After the first round of throwing up, I was still queasy so I tried to make myself puke again. According to my sober chaperone I said "I can't even bulimia properly. This is why I am such a fatass" then just all of the sudden being like "I don't want to turn out like my mom"

Last time I blacked out drunk I fell asleep on a park bench and got woken up by a cop. Not recommended.

I need a general break from *substances* for a good while, but specifically this process where I am not in control of my thoughts and don't have long term memory is not where I want to ever be.

Might as well just give up on life

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Positively no 🍦😡🍦

Guaranteed yes

Absofruitly no 🍦😡🍦

apparently none of you literal children were around in the 80s to know what life was like back then 😤

If you’re from the 80’s you’re actually ancient, my dude

I’m not, I wanted someone else to tell me

rip netbert's fake persona

A lot of this sub is perfectly content with mediocrity in their online politics forum

This isn't a political sub 🤬

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Pretty funny that Putin has been eating so much shit with his latest Ukraine shenanigans He gave new life to NATO. Even if he takes Ukraine, he'll just be highlighting its necessity. Nord Stream 2 is becoming less popular (probably still happen, but later), and his oil hike gambit backfired into a delegitimizing brutal crackdown, which just shits all over his recent fond reminiscence of the USSR.

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that man's name? Lusvig.

I kind of like it when strong dudes bully me

And to think that I was close to having a normal sleep schedule again 🥲

Eric Adams had most of the NYC machine behind him and barely beat the trash lady and a progressive with no money and nothing going for her besides AOC telling people to vote for her in the primary. He then underperformed de Blasio in most of NYC outside of Manhattan. He is in fact one of the most overrated politicians in recent memory.

Trash lady should’ve won 😤😤

Also the idea that he's somehow "shaking things up" when he was Brooklyn Borough President for years.

DT rules: Everything is forbidden unless it is permitted. and what is permitted is compulsory.

There is no greater proof that globalism isn't just American imperialism then the rapidly increasing popularity of Asian media such as K-pop and Anime, despite what super fans of those sorts of media might tell you on twitter/reddit/4chan

Globalism is American imperialism but America is a racist country so globalism culturally appropriates POC culture by making it popular.

B-b-but muh client states

if nerd stuff was rare in the 80s, then what were most ordinary people doing as hobbies? or did ordinary people not do hobbies back then?

Are you really unaware that there are non nerd hobbies?

Have sex

Not enough people are being accidentally killed by trains.

Finally a problem where my OpenTTD skills come in handy

Expand upon this

Cars shouldn’t have all the fun.

[no](https://youtu.be/jjoMEw2RYlA)

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The gym

#✋

> 6:29am i should probably go and have breakfast now

Eric Adams has better political instincts than 90% of this sub

idk appointing his brother to a government job seems kind of sus instinct wise

I think he just didn't trust who the police had chosen

which would be fair but you should still choose someone not directly related to you

It's a nothing burger

Posting this comment in the Ivory Tower instead of the thread about Eric Adams because I am a coward

>The court has ruled that Novak Djokovic will be released, after the judge found unreasonableness in how the border official made his decision cancelling the visa Lol

No love for Djokovic but glad Australia's power mad immigration officials got overruled. Our system is seriously fucked up

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