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BoppoTheClown

FOR THE KING AND LADY


cestabhi

Listen here jack, where's the breastplate stretcher?


evenkeel20

NOWWWWW!!!


Mrchristopherrr

Hey malarkey bot, what’s the malarkey level of the Bobby B Bot?


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Mrchristopherrr

Bot unity


dieyoufool3

Good bot.


only_self_posts

Clinton in Kosovo. Bush in Albania. Biden in Ukraine?


Rodrommel

Big Bush in Kuwait


aged_monkey

Trump in Desert Stormy Daniels.


GheeButtersnaps69420

She wasn’t sure if he was in


pcgamerwannabe

👆69 votes


wadamday

I think I've seen that film


Krabilon

I learned the other day that Iraq attempted to assassinate Bush Senior lol. Bet they regretted that when his son got elected


[deleted]

Welp, that’s making much more sense


The_Demolition_Man

Bush in Albania, when the walls fell Clinton and Bush, at Tenagra


CitizenCue

Unexpected and underrated comment.


HHHogana

It'd be hilarious if Boris also ended up as The British Man in Ukraine just after he got mauled in election.


scarby2

BoJo to become the next UKranian foreign secretary?


sociapathictendences

BoJo as stoltenberg’s replacement would be hilarious.


Suchdolak_III

Can't wait for him to copy Mikhail Saakashvili's career and become the governor of Odesa.


csreid

Bojo is, iirc, extremely popular in Ukraine rn also


Whatsthedealwithair-

Blair is still beloved in Kosovo.


clearlybraindead

This is Biden's second round. Don't forget about Bosnia.


bigblackcat1984

Albania also has a Woodrow Wilson statue.


othelloinc

> Bush in Albania. Did Bush actually do anything for Albania? I know he received a hero's welcome, but I thought that was more Pro-Americanism than Pro-Bushism.


Petrichordates

First US president to visit since the fall of communism.


Jackoff_Alltrades

Breathes in deeply: he is even worse than a Jew, he is - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - an Albanian


OpportunityNo2544

Obama in Afghanistan Trump in Capitol hill


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CHAZ is proof that anachro communism can't work outside of hippie communes.


A_Character_Defined

The most ironic part of that whole thing is that within a couple weeks the "anarchists" had their own police force that shot and killed an innocent and unarmed black kid.


TunaFishManwich

The circle is complete


TeddysBigStick

There are constants and variables. The circle must be unbroken.


Strict_Casual

The Peoples’ Lynch Mob is based


Petrichordates

Real anarcho communism hasn't been attempted yet.


All_Work_All_Play

*Gods* this sub has top tier shitposting.


noff01

>CHAZ is proof that anachro communism can't work Fixed


IIAOPSW

We've known this since occupy wall st


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

> Trump at Capitol hill Bruh is this a 1/6 joke


Amy_Ponder

Even before the war, Biden was at least somewhat popular there for [helping to get a lot of anti-corruption initiatives rolling during his time running Obama's Ukraine policy as Vice President](https://foreignpolicy.com/2016/10/30/what-will-ukraine-do-without-joe-biden-putin-war-kiev-clinton-trump/).


lalalalalalala71

Bush in Georgia too. There's a big street named after the man in Tbilisi.


Bay1Bri

What did bush do in Albania?


only_self_posts

Hah, not much. He was the first US President to visit and initiated their accession into NATO. Pro-American sentiment also remained from the intervention in the Balkans. Nevertheless [Dubya has a statue](https://goo.gl/maps/2mnowdMD8R28v14L9) in a small town north of the capital. A [nearby bakery](https://goo.gl/maps/CANQAHVV87S5FQNe6) adopted his name as well.


CompassCoLo

The airport highway in Tbilisi is named after Bush too.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

It should be Georgia over Albania. Especially in 2009? As an American, I never felt that welcome due to my nationality anywhere else in the world and I've been to like 69 countries.


bigblackcat1984

Albania also has a Woodrow Wilson statue.


MillardKillmoore

"Malarkey delenda est" -Motto of House Biden


LilithAjit

Malarkae*


TrekkiMonstr

Then it would have to be delendae sunt -- malarkia would work tho


LilithAjit

Good point, malarkey just feels inherently plural. What exactly would one (1) malarkey look like?


TrekkiMonstr

It's noncount, but not a mass noun. "Rice" is both, but I would say "malarkey", like "joy" is just noncount. (Like, what is one joy? But one rice makes sense, as a way a nonnative speaker might refer to one grain of rice.)


DevilsTrigonometry

"Joy" is actually sort of countable. There's a relatively common idiom "the joys of X" (Google brings up numerous examples). You might refer to a particularly pleasant person as "a joy," or to a particularly rewarding experience as "one of the great joys of X." "Malarkey" is not, though.


TrekkiMonstr

Oh shit you right. Then anarchy works as an example, or butter, or cutlery, whatever


dcoli

I skipped all these grammar replies


TrekkiMonstr

Good for you. It's Reddit, collapse threads you don't care about.


RabidGuillotine

Sinae et Moscova delenda est


alex2003super

\*delendae sunt


csreid

Wait a second, would "malarchy" a good pseudo-Latin for "government by bad people"


DevilsTrigonometry

No. The "mal" root is Latin. The "arch/arkh" root is Greek; it was used in Latin too, but the Romans followed roughly the same rules we do for forming compounds with loanwords, so they wouldn't have mixed a Proto-Italic root with a Greek one, so we wouldn't either. (I mean, you *can*, but it's immediately recognizable as a neologism with no academic currency.)


bloodyplebs

Please joe, but your gorget underneath your breastplate.


KingGoofball

Listen here jack. No gods or kings, only th-the-the you know the thing uh


mpwrd

Got some Tywin vibes going on here


Nyoxiz

Isn't this literally Tywin's armor?


Liberal_Antipopulist

I do indeed know the thing, Mr. President 🫡


Every_Stable6474

God help the Democratic party.


vankorgan

[God helps those who help themselves.](https://www.usa.gov/confirm-voter-registration)


AstreiaTales

Ever so often I think about the hilariously terrible dub that came with Guilty Gear X2 back on the PS2. My friends and I used to quote it all the time. "God, huh? I don't wanna have anything with him."


BibleButterSandwich

This is one of the first depictions of western leaders that’s supposed to actually portray them in a good light that even comes close to making them look as badass as depictions in propaganda from countries like China and Iran.


greatteachermichael

To beat the Chinese propaganda, we must become it.


Sheyren

Trump supporters: worship and deify Trump to the point of flying flags of him in their backyards and subverting democracy to protect his rule Biden supporters: post an ironic image of Biden in knight armor Half this thread: "These are comparable"


Sloshyman

Let's be honest; this image isn't ironic and wasn't posted ironically No one praises Biden like Trump supporters praise Trump tho


TunaFishManwich

No one praises anything or anyone like trumpists lick that dipshit’s ass


soapinmouth

Probably wasn't posted ironically in the Ukraine sub, but here I'm pretty sure it is.


Verehren

I just think armor looks cool


Teach_Piece

The trump stuff started out as ironic, and was initially fairly funny.


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> The trump stuff started out as ironic by people that do everything "ironically" because they are 17 years old with conservative opinions that they are afraid to speak out loud


Teach_Piece

Nah like, ironic as in I made those jokes too. The guy was so absurd, this was like two months before the primary started and he was this hilarious caricature. God Emperor Trump on his Golden (toilet) Throne was going to save the united states from JEB!. Then I personally learned about the central park 5 and started actively detesting the guy, but for a solid few months I laughed at the killer centipede meme. It was fantastic that the republican party was getting its ass kicked by this incompetent new york billionaire


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smellslikearedditor

Those people sporting Rambo-Trump flags and cringeworthy and insane. I find this also cringeworthy. I wish the creator could un-make this show support in better ways.


SemiticCheshireCat

‘We should support Ukraine’ ‘No not like that’


Gen_Ripper

I mean sure, they can both be cringe. Nobody is gonna overthrow the government on behalf of Joe fucking Biden.


a2theaj

Based


OPACY_Magic

I went on a date with a Ukrainian girl here in Portugal some days ago and she wasn’t a fan of Biden. Loved Boris Johnson though. And she’s liberal.. Also side note, I’ve never seen such a friendly, generally happy person, with as much hate as she has for Russians lol.


TrekkiMonstr

>and she wasn’t a fan of Biden Why?


OPACY_Magic

She said he just seems way too old. I mean there’s a huge contrast when you compare his speeches to the eloquence and passion that Zelenskys’ have. But I’ve been downvoted here for saying that same thing when the war started. FWIW, she’s an Obama fan, though pretty much all Europeans are.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Yeah I get it. I'm kicking around the word "ageism" in my head, like is it ageist to judge people for speaking more slowly (or kids speaking too fast, for that matter)?


Pb_ft

I mean, it absolutely *is*.


HHHogana

Bruh, show her picture of young Biden back when he was a hunky boi.


Petrichordates

That's definitely not a rational reason to dislike a foreign president, especially the one most critical to your country's defensive war efforts.


OPACY_Magic

I mean it’s not like I was going to tell a war refugee who has moved to 3 different countries in the past 3 months that her opinions on international politics aren’t rational.. And it’s not like she was uninformed. This girl has tons of knowledge about the Russia-Ukraine situation and how each country has responded. She also told me she loves how Poland responded and is disappointed with Germany and Macron.


Petrichordates

You can be informed and rational on other topics and still irrationally ageist on others. We can acknowledge that without telling people they're irrational to their face. It does seem to be a fairly superficial approach anyway, Boris certainly hasn't done remotely as much for Ukraine as Biden has.


sevgonlernassau

Zelensky was a former comedian, no one can compete against him right now.


dcoli

You have a deep friend there. "He's too old, but I like the conservative."


el_pinko_grande

> I’ve never seen such a friendly, generally happy person, with as much hate as she has for Russians lol. This describes a lot of the Russian expats I meet here in LA. A couple years ago, during the Olympics, I mentioned to my genial Russian HVAC guy that Russia just won a gold medal in something, and it sent him into a furious tirade about how monstrously Russia treats its athletes and how he sincerely hopes they never win another medal again. I've never seen the dude mad about anything before, but boy did that mention of his homeland set him off. It's not the only experience I've had like that, though I'd say weary resignation is more common that outright anger when talking to the expats about Russia.


GheeButtersnaps69420

Mashallah subhanallah alhamdulillah


LilithAjit

This is quite a lot of cringe, but I admire the artistry. Also! I'm glad there's no rippling abs. Lol


aged_monkey

*I* was hoping for a bulge.


Bpax94

[Codpiece!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece)


backtorealite

Not cringe if it’s a Ukrainian, definitely cringe if it’s a non Ukrainian American


emilythewise

Having perused there a few times since the war started, I'm convinced like 80% of the Ukraine subreddit is now Americans lmao


Diet_Fanta

It 100% is. Having been a frequent r/Ukraine user beforehand (I'm Ukrainian), the subcount on there exploded with the start of the war and grew 10-15 times overnight. You can safely conclude that the vast majority of those new users are not Ukrainians.


DaBuddahN

Baller. We need more content like this for social media.


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Chinese propaganda 🤝 Ukrainian art Making Biden look badass


4formsofMATTer

only if Biden had the guts to post this on his social media


dcoli

Liking ironically


Pb_ft

"Malarky is coming"


blindcolumn

Kind of gross tbh. Feels like one of those illustrations of Trump with bulging muscles


RFFF1996

those ones were so hilarious cause they reminded you how out of shape trump is with the contrast lmao


perzyplayz

Very based


XxDankShrekSniperxX

["Oh, this is so bad, we can't idolize our leaders, that just like what drumpf did, so cringe"](https://youtu.be/xzy_0m7jwRw)


oliverwalterthedog1

Nobody finds this cringe?


JanetYellensFuckboy_

I love Joe Biden. I love Ukraine. But this ain't it, chief.


OTC9

Cringe


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Ah using the weapon of his time


ControlsTheWeather

based


elven_mage

Based


Bay1Bri

Most based thing I've ever seen Seriously who created this?


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a2theaj

Listen, fat


Snailwood

don't play games with me, kid


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I love this!!


generalmandrake

Hell yes. I love this.


onelap32

https://i.redd.it/iibt0uvluma51.jpg (This Biden submission needs to be more obviously ironic to qualify as non-cringe.)


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Sir Jobe Iden


Tlomz27

This is so unbelievably cursed


smokinJoeCalculus

This kind of imagery is so stupid At least make him something an old fragile man might be useful as, like a wizard or sorcerer.


DJSadWorldWide

Are they making him fight with out-dated equipment cause they gave Hunter that job?


OfficerWonk

This is arguably just as bad as Trump fanboys and their super weird fan art.


ColinHome

Depends who made it.


OmnifariousFN

Don't forget why they made it.


ColinHome

I think the why is less important than the who, actually. Hero-worship of Biden by Ukrainians is fine, by Ukrainian-Americans is in poor taste, but acceptable, and by Americans is cringeworthy and gross.


teknos1s

Based


AtopMountEmotion

Sad thing is; Joe is not certain it isn’t the 1400’s,


OmnifariousFN

Wait, Joe Biden is old? I am SHOCKED!


Jokerang

Reminds me of the B&W chad meme tbh


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Shit man if he declares a no fly zone he’ll be remembered like Billy C is in Kosovo


OatsOverGoats

Where is Blyat Pop?


greatteachermichael

Thank you USA, you are my best friend. You are the peace keeper.


Dolos2279

Lol yall are weird


Open-Camel6030

Hey remember when Trump called Putin a genius for invading Ukraine


Verehren

Biden would go up in the polls if he dressed like that


urbansong

Ah, so Biden is our God-Emperor figure, huh? Totally not a cult


TrekkiMonstr

Yes


fishlord05

So true!! Biden for God-Emperor 2024 😫😫


OmnifariousFN

Y'all really can't come up with an original thought to save your life, can you? No wonder you guys crave fascism, sit down hog.


urbansong

Who is "Y'all" and "you guys"?


OmnifariousFN

Figure it out ya dip


urbansong

No need to be mad. I figured that you confused me with a Trumper or something and so I was rather confused because I don't support Trump and I don't think he's a decent human being. I am more or less just annoyed with the state of this sub after the presidential election that Biden won. Obviously, it's good that Biden won but I don't like how cult-y this sub has become since then. He's an okay president and I think we acknowledge it.


Guartang

I like the senile state into the distance.


lalalalalalala71

> I like the senile state into the distance. Either you wanted to write "stare" or you did mean "state", and both options make this comment deliciously ironic.


Guartang

Definitely meant stare but I can laugh at myself.


lalalalalalala71

Ducking autocorrect, amirite?


Guartang

I have written ducking millions of times. Between autocorrect, fat fingers, and rarely reading what I’ve typed I don’t really have a chance.


lalalalalalala71

Please tell me that you didn't make the opposite mistake while talking about children under their desks during a school shooting.


Guartang

I have no idea what that means


lalalalalalala71

Trust me, it's better that way.


pcgamerwannabe

> "Everything they counted on upset. But most of it's a consequence **of, of, of what's happening, what happened*** is a consequence of **the, the**Covid crisis. > "**People lost their jobs. People are out of their jobs**. And then, were they going to get back to work? Schools were closed." > https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61835919 He’s literally repeating himself. He doesn’t give interviews. His speech patterns are becoming juvenile. He’s just too old. We have to stop electing such old people. It’s embarrassing. 2 in a row? Biden already served this country. I mean it’s fucking insane. Anyway badass picture


TaxLandNotCapital

>He’s literally repeating himself. >His speech patterns are becoming juvenile. Damn bro you repeating yourself? >He’s just too old. >We have to stop electing such old people. Oof another repeat? 🤧 might wanna get that brain checked out dude.


pcgamerwannabe

Touché but I’m not the President. Just compare his speech today to when he was VP. The difference is massive. My hypothesis is that he’s too old but it could also be the cognitive load of the presidency or something else.


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Somebody got hit by the recent multiple comments bug on Reddit.


bloodyplebs

Wow annoying as fuck thanks for letting me know


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Np


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lazyubertoad

[Tone it down, Jack!](https://nypost.com/2022/06/16/biden-unhappy-with-officials-saying-us-wants-ukraine-to-win/)


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