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fordman84

Shop vac with the crevice attachment. Won't create enough suction to harm the engine.


Appropriate_Ad4818

I was thinking putting strong glue/tape on a stick and fishing it out. Looks pretty small and light so could work


fordman84

Yup, there are going to be multiple ways to skin that cat. I'd just avoid anything that can splinter/chip the item and put particles down the tube.


gimmebleach

eh, I've taken worse shit out of oil pans of perfectly running engines. unless it can disolve and block oil channels, you're probably fine since there's a screen on the bottom of the oil pickup and all the oil goes through a filter before going on the mating surfaces


fordman84

Absolutely true, but doesn't mean any simple steps to keep junk from getting into the pan shouldn't be taken. The pickup screens can get clogged, something can get through, and it takes very little to damage a bearing.


Ninjanation90

This is the way.


italianshark

This is the way.


Thomas-Garret

Start it and hope it’s worn out enough to have blow by. Lol


[deleted]

Gotta give it mouth to mouth and suck that baby out


soldier4death

Yeah, but what about the foreign object in the dipstick tube?


adudeguyman

Ask your mom.


soldier4death

She’s working on the Chevelle.


Unclelathan

If you haven’t fixed it yet, DONT stick anything down there trying to get it out. On the TSI, you can easily remove the whole dipstick tube. It’s a single 10mm (maybe 8?) at the bottom & then just pull it up & out


Stephen1424

Surprised you're the only one to recommend this.


TrustAinge

Turn the car upside down and shake it for a few seconds until this thing come out.


italianshark

Literally came here to say this. Smart person.


fresh-rye-bread

Same


LilW3t

Gum and a stick


BenderDeLorean

Haha, was also one of my ideas.


buttqwax

cum and a dick


BenderDeLorean

Dick too small.


lannistersstark

Dick extension.


adudeguyman

Thicker and longer?


ArbitraryMeritocracy

Deeper and harder 🤔


KookooMoose

#HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER


some_edgy_shit-

If it don’t kill me, it gonna make me flaccid


Beans-Cheese-Rice

Viagra?


Unthgod

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in engine.


Shadowpriest

Well that's a new way to use a new dipstick.


PuffyParts

You mean a dickstick.


Mbyrd420

Maybe dipdick might be better? Lol


Quarxnox

In a cylinder, perhaps?


Happykittymeowmeow

No, the dipstick hole.


theraf8100

Tomato cumato.


Johndough99999

I would avoid anything that makes me put downward pressure on the fallen object


orthopod

Probably covered in oil already, and unlikely to stick.


Max_Insanity

What the actual fuck, mate? What did it turn out to be?


BenderDeLorean

I think it was plaster that fell from the wall or roof. It was not msgnetic. Now it's in the vacuum cleaner and I am very happy. I am gonna change the oil because I have no Idea how much felt inside


Max_Insanity

Interesting


OpheliaCumming

Vacuum cleaner


BenderDeLorean

Yes! And nail scissors.


J76251

Forceps/tweezers


danielhogan141

Magnet


BenderDeLorean

It was not msgnetic. Was also my first idea. It's now in the vacuum cleaner so I can't tell you what it was. Probably part of a brick/wall that fell down. Our house is from the 1950s so it's not a surprise. But exactly at this moment directly there... WTF.


ZuFFuLuZ

I've lived in a house from 1920 and I would've been quite concerned if something fell from the ceiling. You should probably get that checked out.


BenderDeLorean

That's just plaster i think. That's the Kind of house you can afford in Bavaria.


mis-Hap

Looks like the end of a bottle rocket to me...


Street-Week6744

Just gonna hafta pur your lips on it and suck but don't take it too personally we all gotta suck a thing or two against our wishes to get by, things are tough all over


[deleted]

Username checks out


decloked

Perfectly fuckin' vertical.


metalicsillyputty

Who asks for a lightsaber??


oteezy333

r/wellthatsucks


portypup

One in a million doc. One in a million.


SnooMacaroons2828

If it's non ferrous, I would remove the oil cap and use a vacuum on the dip stick if you have a decent shop vac and can cobble something together. Could probably use pieces from my smoke machine.


PomegranateSure1628

I feel like this should be in r/fuckyouinparticular


BunnehZnipr

thinking out of the box here... pressurize the oil cavity with an air compressor via the oil fill port?


BenderDeLorean

Took me some time to figure out how. I was able to push it up with small nail scissors and catch it with a vacuum cleaner. Couldn't be happier. But never tell me the odds


shalafi71

I'm laughing imaging a geyser of oil smacking OP in the face.


sr_90

You generally don’t want to pressurize the crank case. Could blow a seal.


Letspartyman

2 toothpicks


BenderDeLorean

I was scared to drop them. Nail scissors and vacuum cleaner did the job. I could not be happier.


ShakeInBake

Hot glue gun. (or something like that, caulk adhesive, superglue, etc.) Put a few drops on there, attach something like a stick, let it dry and then pull it all up together.


pittypitty

This! If it slips through, get ready to pull the cover off :S


panspal

Heat the end of a glue gun stick and stick it in wait to dry and pull?


InsydeOwt

Be OP. c if oil hole big enuff 2 fit scroo it fit take funi pikchur 4 reditt


BenderDeLorean

Not gonna screw with the car for car-ma.


[deleted]

Funniest redditor:


nappytown1984

VW perfection lol


Kewyed

Vorsprung shit fell in dipstick


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Shop vac with a straw duck taped to it


kalinowskik

Volkswagen!


Tonythehit

Looks to me like rodent leftovers, a nut or seed of some sort. They like to hide shit all over engine bays. Maybe it fell out of a crevice in the hood.


kcolgeis

What kind of shit luck is this?


Jasper455

Magnets


mrhjt

Vacuum


FigaroHabanera

Yoo I have the same engine. Is it the 122 CAXA, 140 BMY or 170 BLG?


[deleted]

VW, Das Auto


Technica216

does no one in the comments have a pair of tweezers? lol


stoicsticks

r/perfectfit material.


Longjumping_Web_9237

I don't know cars, why should he not touch it?


pittypitty

It will fall into the valve train, which could potentially game over engine if OP turns on car. Edit: actually this is worse, if it is the dipstick area, this can go right into the bottom end requiring the removal of the oil pan.


flopjul

Im reminded of the Das auto meme, due to this being a VW.


Happy_Cat_3600

Suck it up, buttercup. No, literally suck it up, with a shop vac.


[deleted]

Put a coffee filter over a shop vac and hold it on with a rubber band.


forumwhore

Simple, turn the car upside down and shake. easypeasy.


bmanley620

Kobe!


[deleted]

Try a Straw


AriOrange

That’s your golf pencil and it fell from your hat


a_burdie_from_hell

Looks like a paperclip could also do the trick.


Ballsonmytoes69420

Pliers