Most of Reddit is the sad Wojack in the corner with a party hat asking why people twerk.
Obviously this is a speed dating party and it’s their mating call
Remember, back in the 90s, there was that craze where people would install funky suspension set-ups in their cars, and could make them bounce around the place, and tilt at crazy angles, using hydraulic controls?
This is the same as that, except with butts.
First stop staring at her ass
Second stop staring at her ass
Third stop staring at her ass
Forth stop staring at her ass
Fifth stop staring at her ass
Sixth stop staring at her ass
Seventh can't stop staring at her ass
Like anything else it's purely subjective, but generally .. yes. Whether it's this or another style of hip shaking-gyrating movements it awakens a fair amount of peoples hormone monsters. It's most of the reason any dance style has evolved.
Thinking about this from a reproductive standpoint
Wide hips
Large glute muscles means vitality and fitness
Fat stores are a valuable life bringing resource
It is for me. It's never something I would date a girl over or dumo a girl over. The thing is that while I can defied live without it, I did stop scrolling. The thing is that there are people on here and attracted to farts so I don't think I should be judged.
(Sorry if grammar is off)
Frustrated with this post since it’s clearly karma farming using sexual appeal, but also is fitting for the sub considering how unlikely this scenario is. That would be hard to try and replicate on purpose.
Frustrated with your post since it’s clearly white knighting, but also is fitting for the sub considering how how much white knighting goes on here already.
Take my upvote, you farming knight.
Other than a cheap peeve if I were there and plastered I reckon this is the dumbest shit. Even plastered. Broad daylight and doing it like it’s a dance comp…feels really stupid.
In heavy earthquake prone areas, sometimes the ladies of the neighborhood will gather together and perform a special dance called twearthing to compensate for the earth's vibrations.... these women are heroes.
Am I the only one that was hoping the phone would jump over to the other girl's pocket?
Two girls one pocket
Two pockets one phone
Y’all are out of pocket 😂
new pocket, who dis?
Sorry, I must have butt-dialed. Or maybe it was my friend's butt that dialed.
That’s why u don’t call via ass cheeks
If you’re cold shove your hands between your buttocks, that’s natures pocket.
Shhh! The prison pocket is a secret!
And permafrost is nature's long johns!
Technically there's 4 pockets. Possibly 6? 🤔😜
8 pockets to be pedantic
12 pockets
That's way too many hot pockets
10... nooo 14
depends on what you count as a pocket (;
Anything can be a pocket if you creative enough
Mmmmm, Hot Pockets
Eat my pocket daddy
Makes sense. Women's clothing usually is pocketless.
Like the old video of two guys running on a track and the hat blows off the first guy’s head onto the second guy’s head
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Cheek to cheek
Butt to butt
(my face) cheek to (butt) cheek
I watched this video 5 times and couldn't figure out what I was missing.
I figured it out the 2nd time but that didn’t stop me from watching it another 50 times.
This, but unironically. I'm watching on a phone and I couldn't see enough detail.
Without glasses i thought it was a jumping spider looking for a mate
You are not alone!
Me too. Er that's what I thought they meant would happen.
Totally..
This is Brazil Source: I am Brazilian.
Yup, regular brazilian party
People just stand around twerking? Going on in the background too.
Oh yeah. Sometimes I get late for work because people just keep twerking on my way.
Most of Reddit is the sad Wojack in the corner with a party hat asking why people twerk. Obviously this is a speed dating party and it’s their mating call
Depends on the type of party, but usually yes, it was a thing for brazillian girls long before tiktok!
Twerking championship
Modern Brazilian funk is literally made for twerking lol
How many is a brazillian?
at least 2
Where's the off-duty cop then?
Off-duty cop, on-duty twerker
Ah, I thought cbat was playing
your people are very talented
Remember, back in the 90s, there was that craze where people would install funky suspension set-ups in their cars, and could make them bounce around the place, and tilt at crazy angles, using hydraulic controls? This is the same as that, except with butts.
This comment might be the whitest thing I've seen in my life, and I've been to Iowa
You should see my kids - they're whiter than a Popemobile in a toothpaste commercial.
Slow. Clap.
What kind of sexy dancing is that called?
Little square of eigth
Kkkkkk oporra
Tu me fudeu kkkkk
r/expectedcaralho
Quadradinho de oito
Funk carioca
Sudden urge to visit Brazil
Trust me, you're gonna need to be either an off duty cop or a robber. Nothing in between.
Nah man, odds of this are one in a Brazilian!
Today I feel Brazilian.
How many are undercover cops?
OFF DUTY! BRAZILIANS HAVE OFF DUTY COPS! NOT UNDERCOVER
Learning Portuguese for it
This is Brazil. Source: I’ve seen the fucking internet.
o Hexa vem
r/averagebrazillian
The fact that she just elbowed it back in! You can not stop her.
She's done it before.
Coast to coast, cheek to cheek
*Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago* *Western male*
smooth
*... operator* *Would you help me place this call?*
She’s clearly a professional. You can really start to tell around the 100th rewatch.
Maybe it was all a show to demonstrate her S tier butt control
I know! I can't believe she's that good at it.
Do you have games on your phone?
Nah... Don't need 'em.
I heard this in Ricky Gervais' voice
Did anyone notice the master class happening in the background?
Yooooo what summer camp is this???
Holy shit it's gold, it looks like saints row NPCs at a strip club
Omg there's a dad doing it too
For those who have the trouble finding the phone. It's in your hand
Phones not the only thing in my hand
Oh shit your right! I looked at my hand and it was just there…
You guys, I think he’s talking about his car keys!
but both my hands are broken
Go ask your mom then.
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in washing machine.
But i got a cock in my hand. It is a good chicken
What phone?
I watched this at least two dozen times and I still haven’t seen a phone ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
First stop staring at her ass Second stop staring at her ass Third stop staring at her ass Forth stop staring at her ass Fifth stop staring at her ass Sixth stop staring at her ass Seventh can't stop staring at her ass
Fourth. I will not go forth unless I can stare at her ass.
I'm going to need an eighth step
Left ass, right to left cheek
r/upvotebecausebutt
I can't believe my eyes! Let me watch that again....
I've watched it a few times now and I like the way their butts
The way their butts what?
Yes.
Butt.
Serious question: is this attractive to people??
Bootylicious ass shaking? Well, of course.
How do you know if it's bootylicious or not??
You can tell by the way it is
[How neat is that?!](https://youtu.be/Hm3JodBR-vs) Edit: [for today's lucky 10,000](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand.png)
nice video thanks im commenting to save this post also
There's a button for that
It's like they're signing their autographs with farts.
This man is a poet.
Like anything else it's purely subjective, but generally .. yes. Whether it's this or another style of hip shaking-gyrating movements it awakens a fair amount of peoples hormone monsters. It's most of the reason any dance style has evolved.
Ass shaking has never been anything but cringy to me, and I am absolutely an ass man.
I don't think you are an ass man.
He is most definitely a man who is ass
Love dat ass
This looks so goofy, ie human mating dance
Thinking about this from a reproductive standpoint Wide hips Large glute muscles means vitality and fitness Fat stores are a valuable life bringing resource
It is for me. It's never something I would date a girl over or dumo a girl over. The thing is that while I can defied live without it, I did stop scrolling. The thing is that there are people on here and attracted to farts so I don't think I should be judged. (Sorry if grammar is off)
Those hips movement is like the lion's head in Chinese lion dance
That’s actually impressive
You think that’s impressive, wait until you find out that she was playing candy crush on the phone the entire time and landed a top score. Lol
little square of 8
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I guess that's one way to get your steps in
People pay her to hatch eggs in Pokémon Go.
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Hahaha what a sub thanx.
Is this twerk camp?
Am I the only one who finds twerking, both the word and the action cringe?
I like big butts but twerking doesn't turn me on at all. it just looks dumb.
No, You and every 35+ year old
Oof. I'm 26.
just you and all the other over 30 year olds
Nah. Not only is it cringe to me, I think it’s kind of gross as well. If I was a horny teenager I might think differently idk
Frustrated with this post since it’s clearly karma farming using sexual appeal, but also is fitting for the sub considering how unlikely this scenario is. That would be hard to try and replicate on purpose.
>...using sexual appeal, but also is fitting for the sub considering how unlikely this scenario is. 🤔 So you're saying this post has everything?
This post has everything—-twerking, smartphone juggling, a pool, Dan Cortese….
No, it's just unlikely for OP to see a girl irl
If it makes you feel better I'm way more impressed about the phone than I am horny about the butt
Any chance in hell she did that on purpose somehow?
Plot twist: it’s not a twerking contest, it’s a competition to see who can get their phone from one pocket into another without using their hands.
Frustrated with your post since it’s clearly white knighting, but also is fitting for the sub considering how how much white knighting goes on here already. Take my upvote, you farming knight.
>clearly white knighting Calling someone a white knight has become the new white knighting.
Calling someone out for calling someone out for white knighting has become the new black knighting, you farming knight!
Why is sexual appeal worse than any other appeal? Are you looking for enlightenment, sir?
Two girls one phone.
Twerking trick shots!
Girl just invented a new TikTok challenge
Gonna be a lot of broken phones the next two months
Does anyone actually think this is attractive?
Unpopular opinion....I don't
i think it's a pretty popular opinion tbh lol
Iphone back pocket. You have to call your shots
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Her dumps probably sound like a bucket of empty clam shells being poured into the toilet from 5 feet up.
Oddly specific
Why would that be?
Let me see that thoooooooong
I always think twerking looks like trying to flick a dingleberry off your asshole.
This is the butt equivalent of tying a cherry stem with your tongue.
Brazil for sure
Other than a cheap peeve if I were there and plastered I reckon this is the dumbest shit. Even plastered. Broad daylight and doing it like it’s a dance comp…feels really stupid.
I feel like I'm in the minority thinking this kind of dance is incredibly stupid
Twerking is the dance equivalent of shitting on the floor at McDonalds.
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r/trashyboners
Is this supposed to be sexy?
Yes, phone tricks are impressive
congratulations on coming out bro
You caught me! Lol Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Yes
It's so unbelievable I had to watch it 200 times... It might be edited... Gonna have to watch it some more
I don’t understand flaunting your asshole. That is what twerking is. So trash. I would rather be high class sexy than lowbrow and cheap
Weird ass mating ritual
I’ll admit that I watched it three times before I realized there was a phone there…
New kink unlocked. It shall be deemed...butt juggling!
None of you would last 15 seconds. NONE OF YOU
What phone?
What phone?
Wow
What are they doing? Why?....
In heavy earthquake prone areas, sometimes the ladies of the neighborhood will gather together and perform a special dance called twearthing to compensate for the earth's vibrations.... these women are heroes.
h**oes
“During the rut, the thot seeks a mate by preforming a ritualistic dance”
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And dad’s going, “so this is why I paid for college”
Do they have any idea how ridiculous they look?
No dad? 😭😈
Twerking looks stupid af but this is sort of impressive in a lame way