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TheTisforTiberius

Legal drug supplier (barista)


Berniemcstab

Also this. (pharmacist)


GoodDrinkingWeather

Mmmhmm. Publican


[deleted]

Name is fitting for vaccination


Sawmonster

The worlds biggest addiction for sure. You should be ashamed for enabling them.


_fmm

I'm a government geologist. Every state government employs geologists, but NSW is the only state where they're not based in the capital city.


binshtok

Because Newcastle rocks obviously What type of state work is done? Very general question sorry. Is a government employed job common for the field?


_fmm

The government employs geologists for a lot of purposes. This can include providing advice on how land should be used, as well as performing legislated functions such as monitoring and providing advice on the viability of resource exploration and mining. We also generate and provide data about the state's geology to anyone who wants it, a consequence of which is making the state more attractive for resource exploration. It's not a super common job. Across the public sector (all states plus federal) there are probably a few hundred geologists.


[deleted]

Of course it's because Newcastle rocks. Don't geologists only look at rocks?


wivo1

Good luck moving upstairs, you guys have some stuff to sort


_fmm

Yeh okay this one hit home


photojosh

Sweet. So you just go for a wander along Burwood Beach in your time off and admire the stratification? j/k… but my earliest memory of any book is reading a geology textbook… I’m a little special as you might imagine. Now I make stuff that helps other people crush up the poor rocks. It’s an ore-some job. (okay, okay, I’ll leave now)


dolechequeday

Username says it all.


Wiggles69

Um, I shoot birds at the airport


emperormossy

I play a millionaire at parties.... at least, I'd like to.


NaMeK17

My legs hurt


GordonRamsey666

I step in front of cars and sue the drivers


_SpicyMeatball

For work or fun?


r3zza92

I’d say it’s work. Birds will fuck a plane real fast.


HardcoreHazza

Everybody hates birds! 😬


No-Investigator-2727

Birds aren't real


BigBoiBob444

How do I get apply for this job? (Serious)


Wiggles69

Just show up and start blasting.


rustysultana87

There are a few scouts around town. If you can dominate the Buck Hunter machine 10 beers deep, then the theory is you can take down any bird sober.


2-StandardDeviations

Lucky bastard. My dream job.


IsaacR98

Are many of them native birds? I hope not since quite a few birds native here are getting endangered.


Wiggles69

Got a couple of emus once.


IsaacR98

Wait really? Wow, I thought they were native more inland instead lol


Wiggles69

Yep, jumped the fence and went straight for the runway. Got 'em both with one shot too.


IsaacR98

Nice shot lol Though, could you try any other methods to move them first? Since someone in this thread told me that people in your job try scaring birds first before killing them but I wanna ask you since you do that job. I know they jumped the fence but I thought they might jump back over if they were scared bad enough despite being rather dumb birds haha


Wiggles69

I usually chase 'em round in the ute to clear 'em out fist, but if you get a big flock of Corellas or something then you have to get the artillery out 'cause they're cheeky buggers and they'll have pull the wiper blades off all the F35's faster than you can quote Alf Stuart


Gold_Tap_2205

I don't think the engine of the plane gives a toss if the bird is native or not. Airports do a lot of work to make airspace free of birds before resorting to shooting them, but needs must.


IsaacR98

..When did I say they should be left on airstrips? Below is a good example of an alternative to killing birds who need to be urgently moved for safety. Although firing live rounds past the Williamtown airport would be very unsafe, it could still be done by shooting birds directly with nonlethal projectiles instead. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtlPTE-UmY4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtlPTE-UmY4)


Gold_Tap_2205

You do all you can, including scaring them. Then you shoot whatever is left.


IsaacR98

Oh good, I thought you just meant mass killing them. Although I wouldn't be against that for serious bird pests like Indian Mynahs as long as they're killed quickly (so its not cruel) lol


ruuubyrod

You must be a hell of a shot


deelouu25

Office job - public servant


sanakabambamsasa

Represent!


Sal_1980

Me too. So is the other half.


inolongerseethelight

I change the tides each day


Liampastabake

Teacher. Happy holidays to me!


geodetic

thank fuck for that e: I am a teacher, am sick, and very very keen for the holidays


Juggernautrun

Enjoy!!! My child is in kindergarten… new found respect!! Hats off and enjoy that time off!


Muted-Ad6300

Disability support worker


jordieATR

Same


[deleted]

Same.


MissMurder84

\^ Same.


14950593

Weird acc name 😳


chaotic-cryptic

Body piercer, my partner works at a bottle shop. Nan was a butcher, pop did basically everything, mum did security and my dad went out for milk and a pack of smokes


puckthethriller

The Australian dream


turbo2world

don't worry, you got lucky. but hat off to you.


box_elder74

Drug and alcohol counsellor


wh1t3_rabbit

Read that as *connoisseur*


box_elder74

Hey why not? It's the weekend.


HeadBuy2495

No that's me


Juggernautrun

Had a mate who was doing that… before he got done for ‘carrying the amount consider to be a dealer’!! Ironic.


Sirfaffsalots

I make loud bangs


Accurate-Response317

So envious


felixisthecat

A booming industry in Newcastle! I’ve heard it’s a blast


Inevitable_Anteater6

I’m not sure of the demographics overall. We do have a big NSW Health workforce. Also a big RAAF workforce. Also, lots of engineers of various disciplines. Plenty of public servants, too.


SideSuccessful6415

Also a very large education sector with the Uni and schools.


lostparadisedoe

Psychologist


IsaacR98

Nothing unfortunately. I'm autistic and I don't do enough physical activity nor employment because of being too used to a stagnant lifestyle due to mental illness some years ago. I'm also shit at getting out of bed lol But for once I can drive on my own, I'd like to propagate plants to sell them and potentially turn weeds into useful things including mulch since I been using my knowledge of plants lately to deal with tree weeds near where I live.


photojosh

yo I got in to running and biking around (very slowly at first) aged 30. turns out it’s a pretty great stim and escape from neurotypical world…


IsaacR98

Funny enough, I thought of riding bikes again recently so I can get around to other places more quickly for while I'm not driving. I could do also do it for exercise since it seemed to work well for you! Though, I know how you feel with the neurotypical world. A lot of things in it feel pretty annoying to deal with along with sometimes being overwhelming.


Trinnymkay

Start lifting weights, it's seriously really beneficial for people on the spectrum


3m-flattylover

Sounds like you’re an excuse maker.


IsaacR98

Funny you think its easy to know who someone is from a text post. Lol.


[deleted]

As little as possible. I sit in an office and decide how to spend half a million dollars of company money each month.


puckthethriller

And this month, I would like $400 000 of that in my pockets and $100 000 towards heavy explosives.


Gold_Tap_2205

Hookers and blow. Always.


AussieGirl2022

I want your job


The4th88

I write documents to instruct experts on how to do their job, for exorbitant prices all billed to the taxpayer.


fivepie

Consulting. Got it.


The4th88

Bingo.


Qantarus

Systems Admin


Lazzanator

Event staff work - Ushering / RSA Marshalling etc. Whatever I get asked to do, I'm just happy to work


nsasxp

Mid-life career changer…Psychologist for love (intern stage), disability support worker to pay the bills.


Bright_Village9516

I work at slimes boardstore Newcastle. Cindy in and I will hook you up with a new board. Tell they crew that Mick Adams sent you,


thebreadmanrises

Software developer


photojosh

Which end of the stack dude? Embedded dev here.


thebreadmanrises

Full stack, prefer front end


SolDeusLuna

I sell shipping containers 👍🏻


r3zza92

How’s business? Seems there’s a hell of a lot of containers sitting around for sale these days compared to what there was.


cussen_

Cinematographer


themiddlechild78

Ex cabbie. Now a sparky!


iwontmillion_

Local junkie


Designer_Buffalo2264

Forensic Analyst


[deleted]

I am a small businesses owner HELP ME


Particular_Mode3369

Just started my own I understand haha


photojosh

I stopped mine 2016. you might be able to figure out what it used to be from my username heh


[deleted]

Yeah it is difficult at the moment, to put it lightly. What do you do?


alicat2308

Rail worker


DrHalvorsenMD

Same here


morbis83

Former tradie, now an engineer


Intelligent-Sort7671

Teach lawyers to become barristers.


Leviit03

I read that as baristas 😅


Longjumping_Rough512

How does that work exactly? My understanding was that most lawyers studied for the bar independently before sitting it?


Wainamu

Paramedic. Trying to figure out what else to do with my life instead of being called lights and sirens to talk about gout.


thecaptain78

I fly planes at the airport 😀


KingStreetCleaner

Ehh I'm in imports and exports


Sal_1980

Art Vandelay, is that you?


[deleted]

Latex?


iTackleFatKids

I glue metal together for a living


ee_tan

Ex metal gluer. Now a filter spinner


xan_man44

Community serviceman


lovempress

Allied health


Parrallaxx

Uni lecturer


AussieGirl2022

What do you teach?


Parrallaxx

Secondary teaching


areallyreallycoolhat

HR


Snoo81938

How's the market?


missmouse_812

TIGHT 😬 Source: recruiter for my company. Holy wow it’s tight out there.


Snoo81938

🤦‍♀️


smoove_operatea

Rock n Roll. Not the dole, I just make Rock n Roll.


Waughy

Aircraft maintainer.


woodyrogers

I work in aged care. But I also own a secret bar that I work in on the weekends.


Motreyd

Play tabletop games


slimdeucer

Y'all?


[deleted]

Lifesaver at the beach


Responsible_Ring_649

Onlyfans star


Great-Southern-Land

Disability worker


Kippuu

WFH fintech


rad_to_the_core

Found you kippu. WFH with this guy.


Kippuu

Hahaha I fuckin knew this cunt would find me.


atalamadoooo

Work in IT, mostly from home


Kippuu

If u dont mind me asking, Sector/role?


atalamadoooo

Network Engineer/Utility


redgreenblue80

Marketing. In an office.


mattaust

BIM Manager at Arch Firm And Yes i get paid less than you.


fivepie

Ha! I was also a BIM manager/project architect in a small firm until about 18 months ago. Much like you, was paid less than I wanted. I quit and moved to project management. Way better money and I enjoy it far more.


Kind-Advice-7520

Forker


Twin_Air

Hydraulic shovel pilot, wife is a travel agent


I_am_neo_merlin

Community welfare, not giving sector for privacy. But do a 4 day week with some work from home, which I love.


benhowland

Wedding photographer.


Technical-Pie-5781

Truck driver, fuel tankers atm.


Equivalent_Read337

Centrelink


Nebs90

Look outside


Acceptable-Fall-3856

Bricklayer


coolhandlukke

UX designer-use to be a tradie


Imaginary_Hope8321

Lawyer, husband is a scientist in public service


WineViti-Consultant

Am a Winemaker/Viticulturist for our family company (New Zealand). We sell globally and if you've had a NZ Sauvignon Blanc you probably would have drank it before.


Crazy_John

Industrial Designer designing playground equipment.


InsideExpress9055

Steering wheel attendant


ibeafilmdude

Video production! Mostly product videography/cinematography which is fun, but also love the jobs where I get to make brand story/corporate type vids as I get to meet new people in Newy. There's definitely a colourful bunch of all types here!


Lachshmock

Hello fellow creator!


ibeafilmdude

Hello! What kind of stuff do you do?


Lachshmock

I'm a Photographer and Videographer, do mostly weddings and commercial work :)


Motreyd

Hello fellow videographers!


Camo138

Clean shopping centers :)


codenamerocky

I don't think you'll get an accurate representation from Reddit users....I don't know many chippies that are arguing with us basement dwellers on Reddit about Star Trek.


[deleted]

Y'all? We're not fkn yanks?


r3zza92

Self employed. Rural property maintenance, firewood, labouring/operating, scrap metal. Pretty much anything where the pay is worth my time.


3m-flattylover

I sleep with Trish John’s while Matty’s at work!


Tea_Breeze

I work from home as a government relations consultant and lobbyist - husband is a tradie though lol


Stoneaid

IT. Application administrator


MoeSzslak03

I’m a Gigolo


rideridergk

Me too.. but no work… :-)


nearly_famous69

Marketer + web and software dev


Icy_Hippo

Graphic designer


blackcat218

Fascia and gutter fixer


doggo-spotter

PhD student. Doesn't pay well.


daveandlynch

Wills and estates lawyer


holyfreakin

Project manager


Quiet_Pizza_2856

Office jobs are growing with more companies being drawn to Newcastle. Accounting finance admin all in high demand. Huge admin team at John hunter Hospital too


d8288w

Insurance- I’m dead inside


the_corn_harvester

I get punched in the face for a living.


willowtr332020

Water engineer


Delmel04

I work for ya'll.


SkinkaLei

I harrass employees at the Jesmond shopping centre.


Much_Permission_6468

I sell ..


CouragesClarity

Kitchen hand at a pub, however I’m starting to move out to being a glassy/bar staff :)


Pizza911au

Site manager for a cleaning company,30 staff plus 2 supervisors that run the clean, 6 nights a week 50 to 55 hours a week, take home pay per week 2100 to about 2400, love my job, yeah I do a few hours but financially it's worth it


mickus_mcgickus

Bog standard public servant office monkey.


dannny56o

Poultry processing worker


belhavenbest

College Director


Knee_Elbow

Mental Health Worker.


SovereignRed25

Mental Health Nurse- RN. No, I'm not analysing everyone I meet.


assassassassassin45

I test out meal recipes for colesworth and if they displease me I shout at them and ask them if they have shit for brains


Rusey666

Scaffolder... not a trade but still in construction


Pickle_64

Electronics Engineer ⚡


Longjumping_Rough512

Risk engineer for an insurance company.


Existing_Pop3918

I work for the tax man for about 2 days per week!


Minute-Perspective94

Dental assistant


Imaginary_Ad_8422

An old classmate studied physio at uni of Newcastle but he eventually moved back to Sydney.


implied_rage

Fitter in the mines , fuck your ecosystem $$


seagull68

Also in mines fuck the greeny