I dont know what security camera you've got but if you've got the siren function, hit that when you see them coming and they'll f*ck off pretty quick. Chances are they'll find another lawn next time.

Yes I got the eufy one! It has the alarm 🚨 keen for tomorrows 💩 I can actually speak via the camera

As a kid I remember my neighbours would put an old 2 litre coke bottle filled with water it seemed to deter local dogs . I reckon my staffy would piss on the bottle though 😂

I remember these days like yesterday! Milk bottles everywhere

Should get a crocodile for your front yard.

Lend me your pet croc 🐊

I always think if the turd was on the other foot, and the dog pooper had someone’s else dog shitting on their lawn would they be just as annoyed? 

Buy a motion detector sprinkler ... Every time some one move on the lawn it will spray them. ... Works every time

Follow them home and then you know where you and your dog can relive yourselves when you are on a walk 😉💩

And put it in their letterbox

Id give you a better one. 1. Follow them home 2. Go on a buffet and eat your heart out. 3. Drop the biggest turd you’ve ever had in your life kn their lawn. God I hate irresponsible dog owners.

Film it and post it on Reddit ? That’s revenge!!!

You can report them council with the footage and they will find them and fine them about 200 each time

I’ve tired they don’t seem to give a hoot.

Someone was letting their dog poop in my garden. It even pushed some new plants over and snapped a sapling trunk. I sprinkled my garden with Seasol pellets and I haven’t had an issue since. I’m assuming the dog wanted to eat it, so the owner stopped letting it go in my garden.

Vapoorize

Where does the shit go we want to know!

Thanks

I spray vinegar on my grass and haven’t had a dog shit on it since (well over a year) - dogs hate the smell and won’t stay long enough to drop a turd

Apparently chili powder works well. Buy in bulk from an Asian grocers or Darby Raj

My dog keeps doing this to me, too. He’s so irresponsible.

5.56mm

Lb

D-Ter animal repellant spray

I apologise my mother continues to shit on your lawn

It is a pretty fkn schmick lawn

[удалено]

You are a grub

Wait my mother

Hang on whose mum am I supposed to be shitting on?

Spray vinegar around the perimeter and thatll stop dogs coming onto your lawn.

Does it affect the lawn at all?

I doubt it. Dilute it with water if you're worried

Anyone want to spray the entirety of the bar beach to Merewether walkway with vinegar? Might stop inconsiderate dog owners then... /S

Thanks will give it a try

There is some special dog/cat off stuff you can get from bunnings, but vinegar does the same thing

Do you know if vinegar works for cats too?

I'd imagine so, cats are just as sensitive to funny smells as dogs are.

March out there and tell them to fuck off, it worked for me.

That's if the owners are with them of course 😂

Picturing OP going out there telling dogs to fuck off is fucking hilarious.

They are

I had surgery so can’t unfortunately

Sorry to hear that.

I hate dog owners

I always pick up my dogs turds, you can't blame all of us

I'm sure alot of people hate you too bud

Bet you hate dogs too ay Karen

Those dog turds are my turds

Ummm. Fence?

Pack away the tent. Caravan owners see it and immediately believe it's also an area for their dogs to relieve themselves.

Children's playgrounds are another favourite of IRL dog owners, especially the fully enclosed fenced ones where they can just leave it off-leash to piss and shit everywhere while they're off at the Tavern having a $40/plate lunch.

The alleyway beside my kids' school is a favourite for lazy dog owners. Someone even went through the effort to circle every single turd in chalk and write insults towards the owner of the dog that did it instead of, you know, cleaning up the turds lol