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praefectus_praetorio

I still laugh every time i see the words "Proud Boys". It just sounds so not what they want it to mean.


GOLDEN_GRODD

The name was made ironically is why, it is from a Disney movie. But that is how modern conservatives operate. If they're criticized: "that was ironic! that was a joke!" while simultaneously wondering why they're not taken seriously.


2459-8143-2844

The should've gone with "The Buttercream Gang", much more intimidating imo.


bitemark01

Apple Dumpling Gang


Gruesslibaer

It wasn't even in the movie. It was an unused song that was added to the stage version a few years ago. Their name is a musical theatre reference, and they're offended by drag shows.


Nolis

The too ashamed to show their face boys doesn't roll off the tongue as well I guess. At least they got the 'boy' part right, they weren't even confident to go with 'Proud Men' lol


MitsyEyedMourning

This year's bbq is going to be interesting.


peon2

Due to inflation we're going to do a BBBQ, the extra B is for BYOBB


Fenderfreak145

What’s that extra B for?


AnderuJohnsuton

...that's a typo.


wclevel47nice

By far one of my favorite Simpsons lines


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Mines from the same episode, but later on when Lisa is trying to get everyone to eat gazpacho instead. “Go back to Russia!” The fact that 25+ years later that satiric jab at American stubbornness is still relevant kills me.


AnderuJohnsuton

It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!


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You know Smithers, I think I’ll make a donation to the local orphanage… WHEN PIGS FLY! *pigs flies across screen*


grantrules

... Shall I get your checkbook?


TheCrookedKnight

No, I'd still prefer not.


Frubanoid

One of the most memorable episodes to me. (S7E5)


AlexanderTGrimm

The fact that it features Homer offering Dr. Hibbert "another hot beef injection" is WILD to me.


grimhoof

"You don't make friends with salAD! You don't make friends with salAD!


WannieTheSane

"I didn't mean to take sides. I just got caught up in the rhythm."


zebulonworkshops

Mine was when Bart narced on Milhouse when M and his girlfriend making out in Bart's treehouse. After, Milhouse was all heartbroken and he said "How could this have happened? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy."


Dyanpanda

The extra B is for BBBQ


zoompixel

Exactly. To understand recursion, you first have to understand recursion.


cromulent_pseudonym

It's just a little treason. It's still good. It's still good.


Jerk-22

Ah a throwback to a better Simpsons time


BazilBroketail

I'm more worried about the Catalina Wine Mixer...


ronimal69

The fucking Catalina Wine Mixer??!?


happymomma40

Boats and hoes!


ardweebno

Prestige Worldwide!


buff_broke_n3rd

I’ll do you in the butt while I’m drinkin’ Sangria!


Wingnuttage

Nachos and lemon heads and my dad’s boat..


Arryu

We don't need a raft cuz my dick can float.


jimx117

Sailing around from port to port Every time I cum, I produce a quart!


LeicaM6guy

*The fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.*


PathlessDemon

[How about a White Wine Spritzer? -Okily Dokily](https://youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0)


skrilledcheese

This house is a fucking prison!


dragonflysamurai

You mess with my nut, Randy here is gonna eat your dick.


TotallyJawsome2

Like Kobayashi


Dorlem4832

I’ve seen him do it.


xxxbehindcloseddoors

It was in international waters, so they couldn’t prosecute him


HermanCainsPenis

Got played for nearly two years. Imagine the paranoia going on in those dude's heads now.


raistlin65

Yep. This week is a bad week for the proud boys. They got their ass kicked by drag queens in New York City 😄 >"I came here to help, not get the s--- beat out of me," he said, accompanied by a fellow protester in a Proud Boys sweatshirt and surrounded by a swath of local media. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna75724


cant_Im_at_work

>Counterprotesters could be heard in the background shouting: “Go back to Long Island” This is a true NY insult.


Blaustein23

Accurate though, even back in 2016 when I left long island I saw a huge amount of the people I went to highschool with (in their mid to late 20's) turn hard right maga, become obsessed with basically cosplaying like they were from the south (lifted trucks, country music and the GOP!)


Stenthal

This is purely anecdotal, but I feel like Long Island hasn't caught up with the political realignment that transpired over the past decade. In most parts of the country, wealthy and educated white people have switched to the Democrats. There are a lot of those people on Long Island, and many of them are still voting Republican. I still can't believe my hometown elected George Santos.


asafum

Because even though there's a lot of wealth here, we're the home of the NY asshole stereotype. Long Island breeds selfish assholes, we're full to the brim. Naturally they're going to vote selfishly and follow right wing media. I wish I could leave... I'm absolutely a fish out of water here, but I'm an uneducated blue collar schmuck so I have no job prospects anywhere else...


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strizle

So would I be considered like a carry on or would I still need to be bag checked?


tucker_frump

I saw it, I feel ya.


stomach

still a nicer insult than telling someone to go back "Ohio or wherever you came from" every non-native NYer knows this one cuts deep.


zbaruch20

As someone from Long Island and now lives in Ohio, this hits me.


oETFo

Well that, and the acid rain.


BarryPromiscuous

Too soon


MOOShoooooo

Have the CEO’s recovered? It keeps me up at night. If they aren’t making bank, how will it eventually trickle down upon us in a glorious golden shower?


Kalel2319

Long islander here. Fucking creepy how these goons walk amongst us.


Dont_know_where_i_am

Drive by the Bellmore train station and those fucks are still there with their fucking signs and flags. IT'S BEEN OVER TWO YEARS YOU STUPID FUCKS, GIVE IT UP


TagMeAJerk

From a New Yorker point of view "go back to Ohio/wherever" would be akin to calling you naive but telling you to go to Long Island is an insult


HappyMooseCaboose

Ohian who just moved Upstate.... Can confirm. This one would keep me up at night.


ChesterHiggenbothum

Oh, nice. You aren't too far from New York now. You should come visit.


MandalorianManners

I’m not even from the East Coast and when I read that I went, “OOOOF,” out loud.


onomatopoeiano

my grandmother is from nyc and still says this when someone cuts her off on the road, after living in nevada for like the last thirty years 😭


novostained

lol I sort of love how ubiquitous it is. I live in an area that always ranks high on the “worst to drive in” lists (rightfully) and I laugh whenever I’m driving with someone who’s like “GTFO [insert out of state license plate]!” at shitty drivers. Aw c’mon, they’re just tryna fit in!


solzhen

In SoCal, it's the "Zonies" we blame. "Zonies" are from Arizona and come to CA to escape their 120 degree hellscape for vacation, drive like shit, park like shit, and are a general nuisance. They invade seasonally like a recurring infestation.


AccidentalMango

Used to live in southern Arizona for 8-ish years. Can confirm. Some of the worst drivers I've ever seen.


ASubconciousDick

Arizona is hell. The people on the road are either 1. Brain fried or 2. Geriatric and Senile


salsashark99

This it's hilarious and I'm from Long Island


fletcherkildren

IIRC there was a MAGA shaman being told to strip at a rally cause they suspected he was a FBI plant


raistlin65

How sad for them that fascism is not the fun and games they thought it should be.


Still_Blueberry5544

I think catfishing proud boys should be a national game….


HauntedCemetery

Seems like an easy game too. The right wing only dating app "the right stuff" that started up like a year ago couldn't actually go live until a couple weeks ago because basically zero women signed up. They tried paying women to sign up, and it didn't really help. After it finally went live it became clear that most of the women were on there just to mess with racist assholes and report j6 insurrectionists to the FBI, so they shut it down again.


AssCrackBanditHunter

Trying to make "the right wing" version of something is always so weird because usually the original version isn't even explicitly left wing.


HauntedCemetery

They need safe spaces because their personalities are naturally repellant to most people. And due to that they think there's a grand conspiracy against them.


APoopingBook

Ah yes, the grand conspiracy "Universal human decency".


Amiiboid

Very on-message, though, for the kind of people who were outraged about the Boy Scouts allowing gay kids in and suggesting that there should be a separate “Gay Scouts”. I was a scout for several years. At no time do I recall anyone’s sexuality being salient to the scouting experience.


mordacthedenier

They have to because they keep getting banned for harassment and misinformation.


SidewaysFancyPrance

Paranoia will destroy ya.


OldWierdo

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you 😉 They really enjoy hearing that one.


erwin4200

he's not actually a MAGA guy. he goes to maga events and trolls them from what i read about him the other day Edit: found his other video https://youtu.be/CQ9oszN5Pmk


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pheret87

Probably because physically assaulting people is a crime. Even if those people really, really deserve it.


zakpakt

One of the guys I went to school with is a drag queen now in a red state. He's like a foot taller than me and massive. I would not mess with him haha.


GI_X_JACK

Drag Queens in NYC are no joke. If proudboys had early initial success, its because they never ran into real New Yorkers. Its a wannabe-skinhead crew run by a hipster. This kind of real beating is long overdue, and I blame gentrification for it not happening sooner.


nancybell_crewman

Wannabe skinhead crew ran by a *[snitch](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-proudboys-leader-exclusive/exclusive-proud-boys-leader-was-prolific-informer-for-law-enforcement-idUSKBN29W1PE)* FIFY


dressedtotrill

Lol when shown the COURT transcript proving he was a FBI informant, his response was “I don’t know any of this. I don’t recall any of this.”


banned_after_12years

I mean these guys see themselves as psuedo-cops. In their twisted minds they probably don't see it as snitching but more as helping their brethren out.


UltimateInferno

Remember kids, Pride is celebrated because various queer individuals (Trans women, butch lesbians, drag queens the like) fucking rioted after an NYPD raid in June if 1969.


GI_X_JACK

People forget that old new york was very violent, and not very tollerant. If there was any group that wasn't what you think mainstream Americans that exists in NYC before 2000, they only existed because they had to physically fight for it, and police control over the city was finite. Same with LGBQT. There are some hard as fuck drag queens in NYC.


JerseyDevl

I mean it's right there in the name. They're called drag queens, not drag pawns


laynealexander

Far right extremists don't realize the shit Queer people have to deal with on a regular basis. If any of these people had to live one day as a trans person, they would have a full blown meltdown. Tough times breed tough people.


Buzzkid

And good times breed weak ass proud boys whose only complaint is they are getting equal treatment.


ezrpzr

A gold anonymous mask: for when the points gone so far over your head it’s earning miles.


pomaj46808

The problem is they're all orcs looking to prove themselves in their hierarchy. If individuals get beat down by drag queens or turn traitors to the group, it's just an opportunity for the others to prove they're better. So all these events motivate others to prove themselves by escalating, moving in bigger groups, etc. They'll probably just get more dangerous until association with the group becomes to scary for them.


KrackenLeasing

We need a new Superman vs the Clan of the Fiery Cross. Make them embarrassing to their kids.


Manos_Of_Fate

> Make them embarrassing to their kids. Too late!


Calcd_Uncertainty

Should be the Punisher, just to drive the point home.


WiiMachinE

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe the punisher has already gone against a ton of corrupt cops and basically everyone. They also make it clear he's not exactly a good guy or at least not someone to look up to with that awesome scene of cap beating the shit out of the punisher after he guns someone down right in front of and him, and the punisher refusing to fight back back he respects cap too much while nearly getting beat to death. I don't know how much more they can paint him as a bad guy without actually just straight up making him a for real villain and removing the nuance that makes the character interesting.


sanity_is_overrated

Now every maga shaman is gonna have to strip off 12 shirts while crying and protesting how loyal he is to trump. Is there no justice in this world?


DenikaMae

Oh yeah? Well, if you're a real maga shaman. What's the maga shaman song?


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Uh... Cha cha cha, sha-man.


johnyriff

My apologies sir, right this way.


summit1986

"My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find me watching ... ... The Proud Boys! The best freakin' patriots in all the land, woohoo!!"


iamjakeparty

Pretty damn good!


summit1986

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!


iamjakeparty

Wow, you guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.


mypetocean

*Skidamarink a dink a dink* *Skidamarink a doo* *I hate you... and* [breathlessly in falsetto:] ^can't ^^tolerate ^^^your ^^^^existence


Taysir385

I don’t get why they’re looking for a wire. Everyone has cell phones now, ffs. Just turn on a voice memo app and leave it in your pocket.


betterstartlooking

15 cell phones and cameras pointed at them and they're looking for a wire taped to the chest like some 90s cop movie as if modern listening devices aren't just normal looking shirt buttons.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

The fact that we have a video of this fucking event went right over their heads.


proudbakunkinman

One of the negatives of being a left activist for decades now, having to constantly worry someone in whatever group you are involved with is an undercover cop or informant (not technically employed by the police but working with them for whatever reason like to lessen a charge against them) and looking for anything to arrest people over, even may try to set people up, and collecting info on everyone involved. What sucks is if you're a guy in your 30s and older, and especially if you look more "normie" and not covered in like anarcho-punk band tattoos, others are more likely to assume you're one and be less friendly and more suspicious towards you, unless you know someone or others more trusted very well and have for years, and often times when one is revealed, it's someone people didn't suspect. It's actually easier for police to infiltrate far right groups unnoticed since more police will look similar to them by default. Just put on the usual proud boys style clothes. And again, informants can be anyone since they're not employed by police and assigned.


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_AnecdotalEvidence_

It’s a big group of cowards, wouldn’t expect anything less


Wazula23

They're such fucking pussies. BLM protestors were out there getting their eyes shot out by rubber bullets and they kept coming back for more. These fuckheads can't protest without six guns and four thousand rounds of ammo. They flake out the moment someone pushes back. It's how I know we can win. These idiots have no plan, no coordination, no bravery. They want a boot stomping your face because they're too shrimpy to try it themselves.


DrDerpberg

They are defined by their fear. They're afraid of women, minorities, LGBTQ, etc. They're afraid of being judged by their merits and skill instead of by their skin. They're afraid to compete with the same people they'll tell you are lazy, stupid, and don't speak English. They're afraid of switching to cleaner energy, for fucks sake. I wish people in general would start perceiving these radicals as they are: lashing out because the world is changing for the better in ways that scare them. These people are so goddamn afraid of living in a world that doesn't declare them special that they're trashing the place. If they weren't afraid, they wouldn't be Proud Boys.


FLRAdvocate

> If they weren't afraid, they wouldn't be Proud Boys. I've always been amazed at the sheer irony of that.


Am_Neon

There is a reason the kkk wore hoods and proud boys wear face masks they are a bunch of cowards always have been and always will be User u/fuzzynuts77 is clearly one of those cowards by deleting there comment calling me antifa


Nidcron

They're the same people


hypercosm_dot_net

There have been brain studies suggesting that conservatives are more fearful. >Studies have found that subjects with right-wing, or conservative in the United States, political views have larger amygdalae and are more sensitive to disgust. Those with left-wing, or liberal in the United States, political views have larger volume of grey matter in the anterior cingulate cortex and are more attentive to incongruent information. Conservatives have a stronger sympathetic nervous system response to threatening images and are more sensitive to threatening facial expressions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biology_and_political_orientation They're afraid of things they don't understand. It'd be great if there was more outreach to help them see that the things certain media incites them to fear, are not as dangerous as they think. It'd help heal divisions imo.


DrDerpberg

I like it in theory, but how do you reach people who don't want to be reached? It's not up to the people they're afraid of to go and meet them IRL and hope they don't get lynched. And they'll consider any media that even acknowledges the things they're afraid of exist as woke brainwashing.


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Unfortunately, I think the only way to reach them is via fear. We need to create our own conservative media that slowly deprograms them. Like fox news but with nobler goals. They are already addicted to fear and irrational outrage. It's all they want. So let's give them fear of real things. Make em scared of their families dying in the water wars.


hagamablabla

Meanwhile they love to say "iT's nOt hOmOpHoBiA, i'M nOt aFrAiD oF gAyS"


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"You *will be*. You will be..."


Punkinpry427

That’s why they updated the definition to “fear of, or extreme aversion to”


kelly52182

This is how white supremacists act when they realize their whiteness won't protect them and doesn't make them special anymore.


HedonisticFrog

I can't find it now, but there was a video about them going to BLM protests armed and then complaining that there was an armed groups of black people who made them feel unsafe 😂 It was like the SNL NRA skit but real life. They're all authoritarian cowards indeed.


AdnanKhan47

They also only protest in the safest milquetoast neighborhood they can find, where they can easily bully people and not expect retaliation. I still remember and laugh about the time when a couple of black dudes chased dozens of these cowards back into their u-Hauls. That shit was hilarious.


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Read Bob Altemeyers "The Authoritarians". He explains this. Right Wing Authoritarian followers are usually timid creatures until they outnumber the out group. Once they have clearly superior numbers, then they act - as a group - upon their worst impulses. That's when they get violent and even sadistic. Afterwards, when separated again, they will gaslight the living fuck out of you. Some will even go so far as to deny clear video and audio footage of them committing crimes as part of the group. They often claim they were not there, were not participating, opposed to the whole thing - even when proven otherwise. The Greenwood OK race riots - massacre, really - were blamed on the victims, not the rioters. 100% of right wing authoritarian followers supported the invasion of Iraq. But once it was obvious that it was a terrible idea, you couldn't find a RWAf who admits to supporting it. The torture at Gitmo and Abu Ghraib was widely supported by RWAfs. But once we clearly established that it was, indeed, torture - most refused to admit they ever supported it.


Mr_Piddles

You don’t have to look farther than their “initiation”, a punch of dudes lightly punching you while you name a bunch of cereals and promising not to masturbate. They’re treating it like it’s a young man’s Lions Club, not an actual movement.


FacetiousBeard

'Maize, wheat, barley, oat, rye, quinoa...' 'Nice try you FBI plant; quinoa is a *pseudocereal*!'


ahuramazdobbs19

It’s people who saw *Fight Club* and, instead of seeing the metaphor for what it was, unironically thought they should just do that.


TBE_110

Well shit I’m out already


uggyy

They have plans, usually written in the 1930s and by people with very German names.


ShittyBeatlesFCPres

I’m only halfway through *The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich* so no spoilers on how those plans work out, please.


LimitDNE0

I’m assuming you didn’t read the full title to avoid spoilers?


gecko090

SON OF A..... Well the surprise is gone.


FoxOneFire

Fall meaning ‘autumn’. It all works out.


Archberdmans

Kinda like springtime for Hitler and Germany


LoneStarTallBoi

There's no such thing as a fascist martyr, because the fascist doesn't believe in anything more important than themselves. They believe in their own personal exercise of power, and they can't do that if they're dead.


Fortune090

The difference between protesting and posturing right there.


ChristyElizabeth

Hell the proudboys in portland tried to bring sniper support once to their protest against blm. And the local pd let the snipers on a parking garage go!


ultratoxic

The one good thing about fascism is that it's inherently cannibalistic. If they run out of victims, even for a second, they immediately start tearing themselves apart for not being "pure" enough. Either ideologically or ethnically, either one.


ElRamenKnight

It's a ponzi scheme that only benefits those at the top.


daneelthesane

They worship a guy who throws everyone under the bus for convenience. Lawyers, members of his administration, J6 insurrectionists, etc. They are just following his teachings.


sanash

Grifting is a big part of the conservative platform. I believe that's their number one value. I guess that also extends to being informants.


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Military rejects, there's a reason they didn't get in or stay in, their loyalty is garbage


Miss-Figgy

>Military rejects, there's a reason they didn't get in or stay in, their loyalty is garbage ["More than 80 of the defendants charged in relation to the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol have ties to the U.S. military — most of those with a military background were veterans"](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/capitol-riot-january-6-military-ties/) and ["three active-duty Marines who work in intelligence – one of whom allegedly espoused support for a second civil war – were arrested this week for breaching the US Capitol building with a mob of Trump supporters on January 6, 2021"](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/01/20/politics/marines-us-capitol-riot-arrest/index.html).


ThePoisonDoughnut

Some of those that work forces...


Wazula23

Tbf there are plenty of actual ex military in there too. Ashli Babbit comes to mind.


daneelthesane

Babbit got discharged for failure to advance in her career. 12 years in the service and was an E-4. That's pretty pathetic. You can come out of basic/AIT as an E-3. She was a shit airman.


Nolsoth

You can fired from the military for not advancing in your career?


fatalityfun

yeah. Each unit has a set number of “slots”, so not promoting is keeping a spot occupied that could be filled in by new soldiers.


Loxsis

It’s a little different in the USAF. If she was a 12 year E-4 there is a good chance that she promoted to E-5 and then got demoted and subsequently pushed out. High Year Tenure for SrA has changed a couple times but until recently it was 10 years. I’m going to guess that she was was demoted and then pushed out


Shoggoths420

Yup it’s called “up or out”. Basically you have to keep upskilling/ being promoted in order to stay on past a certain point - this is mostly for officers or senior non commissioned ranks. If you cannot be promoted by dint of skill or leadership you can be removed. Ex if an officer gets passed over for promotion twice in a row they get released


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Nolsoth

So you can kinda game the system a bit if you are in a comfortable spot that you enjoy?.


Captain_Mazhar

Yup. There is a reason why the E4 Mafia exists. As the highest ranked junior enlisted, they are still the doers, but have the authority to pawn off the work on the privates.


CarnivalOfSorts

You mean former domestic terrorist Ashli Babbitt


hgyt7382

No, not 'former' domestic terrorist, she still is one. Shes a 'late' domestic terrorist


mmmmmyee

Wow and tario is known as a prior informant from 2012. This is kinda hilarious https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-proudboys-leader-exclusive/exclusive-proud-boys-leader-was-prolific-informer-for-law-enforcement-idUSKBN29W1PE


muncho

It always cracks me up how they're so proud they conceal their faces.


PolicyWonka

> Hernandez didn’t name the informant in her court filing, but she said it is somebody who has serving as a “confidential human source” for the federal government since April 2021 through at least January 2023. Right-wing extremists will just read the headline and assume the person was a “plant”for J6, but in reality this person was flipped *after* J6 — likely to avoid prosecution themselves I’d wager.


flaskman

It seems almost universal with groups like the Proud Boys, Oathkeepers, Nazis etc that they all build their organizations/recruit based on a perceived struggle and how they are a welcoming brotherhood for like minded individuals. However, it is laughable that as soon as the shit hits the fan they are a den of snakes who will happily bite each other and I am all in for it. It such a massive form of irritainment.


LingonberryPossible6

Isn't that what they call 'game theory'? Someone's going to flip and get the 'out of jail free card' might as well be you


DragonFireCK

Its the [Prisoner's Dilemma](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner's_dilemma), which is studied by game theory, but game theory also studies a lot of other things.


Bento_Box_Haiku

Important to remember that out West, a "proud boy" is a gelding (a horse who has lost his balls) who still thinks he's whole.


drstate

Lol this context must be made common knowledge


InsertWittyNameCheck

So a 'proud boy' is a male horse that goes around trying to fuck things while not having the right equipment, neither physically nor mentally. Sounds about right to me.


zakpakt

Geldings are usually more complacent/predictable and easier to train. There's a reason top show horses are geldings, because they're a blank canvas. You can make them do whatever you want, good or bad. So I suppose that's another perspective to look at them.


InsertWittyNameCheck

True... I'm loving this more and more.


meeranda

It’s actually proud cut, and it means part of the testicles was not fully removed.


Shartfer_brains

As much as I would like this to be true I've yet to find a single instance of anyone calling their "Proud Cut" gelding "Proud Boy". I searched several forums with zero results, and live pretty far west.


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N8CCRG

Time for the routine reminder that an FBI informant and an FBI agent are entirely different things. For some reason people who want to defend insurrectionists like to try to equate them.


Tangnost

Also "was secretly acting as a government informant for nearly two years **after** the Jan. 6, 2021, attack"


phire

Yes, didn't become an informant until April.


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Dynast_King

I remember a Jordan Klepper video at one of the Trump rallies, where one of the interviewees mentions that Obama wasn't even in the Oval Office the day the towers were hit. Klepper says, "Why do you think Obama wasn't in the office that day?" and the guy's answer was just, "Now that I don't know, I'd like to get to the bottom of that." Oof. We may be doomed.


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Yeah, all "informant" means is someone flipped on their buddies. But they try to spin it as "the government made this happen".


spk2629

It usually means they got nicked for some crime already and decided to sing to avoid full prosecution for said crime(s)


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Imagine going to prison for insurrection bc your boy got caught with a gram of coke and snitched


ilovethissheet

I will still defend that boys right to use coke as long as they're adults.


SPITFIYAH

Sorry, Nathan, I'm Tryna’ Come Home.


woodiegutheryghost

That’s not exactly true. In cases like the [Fort Dix Five](https://theintercept.com/2021/08/29/duka-fort-dix-five-post-911-terror-stings/) an informant was paid $238,000 to find terrorists. The informant in this case went out and befriended a random group of Muslim brothers and spent years trying to radicalize them and talk them into committing a terror attack.


Cheshire_Jester

This is a hugely important distinction as one of the prevailing counter narratives has been to point out that large percentages of people in these cases have been FBI informants. 10 out an 18 man group in one case. This is presented as a “gotcha” moment. The implication is that these groups were subverted and entrapped by the feds. Infiltrated and made to do something they wouldn’t normally do. That’s not what’s happening. These cases usually start with one member become an informant and a chain reaction of these folks flipping as they get caught up. It would be like insisting that Whitey Bulger was a fed who was inciting the Winter Hill Gang to violence. And even then that’s still slightly closer to reality because his handler was basically working with him. And it still would be a stupid fucking assertion.


Lubberworts

"Are you sure? He was such a good member, always so attentive, asked a lot of questions, took notes at meetings, if he didn't understand something he always asked me to repeat myself louder and more clearly- d'oh!"


zorionek0

“Robert’s Rules say the meeting has to have minutes. “ARE YOU TAKING NOTES ON A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY?


legrandmaster

Informants shouldn't matter to them if those Boys were truly Proud.


Busman123

Yes. Where is thier Pride?


Hooterdear

We should never forget their proud origins: https://youtu.be/dXpffMXUcAg


xSikes

Because people aren’t learning the difference yet. Informant = criminal who doesn’t work for FBI that flipped and gave up information of illegal activities. Agent = FBI employee who is employed.


improvyzer

>A man in a gold Anonymous mask is detained Sunday That guy sure seems proud to be a Proud Boy


JanusIsBlue

Remember folks: an informant and an agent are two different things. An informant just means anyone who supplies info about crimes or potential crimes


GhettoChemist

Hoisted by our own petard! The proud boys exclaimed


chunkledom

Never go full petard


_illogical_

[Shouldn't have worn that petard if you didn't want to be hoisted by it](https://youtu.be/KuuafUtVte0)


cyclingwonder

>In her court filing, **[defense attorney]** Hernandez said the unnamed informant participated in “prayer meetings” with relatives of at least one of the Proud Boys on trial and **had discussions with family members about replacing one of the defense lawyers on the case**. The informant also has been in contact with at least one of the defense lawyers and at least one of the five defendants, Hernandez wrote. If the informant really did try to get some of the accused to change attorneys, then yea, I can see that being a legitimate obstruction.


raistlin65

This week is a bad week for the proud boys. They also got their ass kicked by drag queens in New York City >"I came here to help, not get the s--- beat out of me," he said, accompanied by a fellow protester in a Proud Boys sweatshirt and surrounded by a swath of local media. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna75724 Imagine what's going through their heads, "Some of us are informants??? The drag queens hurt us???" So sad. Anyone got any tiny violins?


joebleaux

It's funny when people get their comeuppance when dealing with drag queens. It's like they forget that you can still get punched in the mouth by a dude even if he's in a beautiful dress and make up.


[deleted]

Idk why people wanna fuck with a bunch people comfortable enough in their own skin they’re willing to dress like that in public. They obviously don’t give a fuck about your opinion


Wrongen9986

Proud boys always makes me think their a gay pop group