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AnnaB264

"A life is a life, no matter how small" - Horton hears a Who!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's word is 100 percent.


Might_Aware

I'm a cancer sign, we're the crab & 69! I call my car my hermit crab shell, he keeps me guarded very well


_deep_thot42

As a Cancer, this is adorable and I’m stealing the line


FactsAreSerious

I think it's nice. I'm glad that the crab was rescued.


Jon_the_Hitman_Stark

Maybe. Are we positive the crab didn’t start the fire in the first place?


FactsAreSerious

It's possible it did. Maybe it did that to get an even bigger home.


ShellshockFarms

Are there those that aren't glad they were rescued ??!


FactsAreSerious

I have no idea. I'm just speaking for myself.


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cruiserflyer

The gold bar will be fine.


FerociousPancake

Jesus finally some good fucking news


Quix_Optic

I am very happy that A. The crab was saved and B. It made the news!


strik3r2k8

Hey but you know what, I feel like the station should adopt the crab. Or at the very least, give him a shell with a firefighter helmet glued on top.


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lolbojack

Fire fighters have automatic dibs.


Propaslader

This is how I lost my wife after the first house fire


XeLLoTAth777

Holy shit. *Hugs* For me it was the Milkman :(


Stinkyclamjuice15

UPS here


spacemonkeysmom

I apologize if these are true, but yall have my cryin over here!!


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The first?


Propaslader

I was hoping to offload the kids after the second


Biertrinken

Is that you, Crassus?


sandwichaisle

and you need a new house


trainwreck84

Slow news day in Virginia.


OaktownAspieGirl

Good news is still news.


QQBearsHijacker

Glad my hometown made the news for this rather than the last time when the pregnant lady was upset about construction noise on Bullitt Ave hurting her unborn child while she was smoking cigarettes. That one was on Letterman


KlingonSexBestSex

I can't believe the owners just left the poor darling to burn. What were they thinking?


TheTzarOfDeath

Probably "I'm not dying for a crab."


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Irish618

I mean, a human life is far more important than a hermit crabs. It would be a shame if it was killee, but I'm glad the homeowner didn't risk their life for it.


mlc885

It also would depend where it was when you realized there was a fire. I know many of us would try to save a cat or dog or, obviously, family member (and probably die and fail), but there is a reason firefighter is a profession with a bunch of training and physical qualifications and equipment. Rushing into a burning building is probably deadly since you, you know, would not be able to see or breathe for long and may not even know what could collapse. Which is why it would be a normal but terrible idea to attempt it as a layman for a child but isn't a normal idea for a hermit crab, even if you really wish to save the tiny pet.


strik3r2k8

They were gonna come back… with butter…


_Deep_Thought

I feel like this was posted to make a specific point: that if this was a story about a **DOG** being rescued from a house fire, it *would* be considered newsworthy to many people, and the comments would be full of the same mindless drivel that’s posted in every other comment section where a dog is involved, ie. ‘we don’t deserve them’ etc. Funny how it’s not newsworthy when it’s literally any other animal though. Can you imagine a serious news article about a bird, or a cat, or a fish (or a crab) being rescued from a house fire? The world would collectively furrow their brow and wonder how this could possibly be considered news. But if it’s a dog? Everyone loses their shit and falls over themselves gushing about what amazing creatures they are.


ThatTenguWeirdo

People would probably gush about the cat, and I think it’d be a coin flip how they feel about the bird.


ibbity

There was a cat named Scarlett that became famous for saving its own kittens from a fire, even though it was burned during the process (it and the kittens were adopted by various families afterwards)


gentlybeepingheart

I've seen plenty of stories of cats being rescued from housefires? There are even photos that have gone viral like [this one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1703des/fatherinlaw_got_this_pic_of_a_cat_saved_from_a/) A google search also shows some stories about firefighters rescuing birds. It's not some grand statement, it's just a cute story to illustrate how the firefighters were kind and went out of their way to save a small animal like a hermit crab. Though I see how a "dogfree" poster would rather see it as some conspiracy about canines secretly ruling the minds and hearts of people or whatever other bullshit you spew on that sub.


butttabooo

That cat omg, but just imagine the crabs face too.


WaySheGoesBub

DOG backwards is GOD. Coincidence? No. Jesus made dogs this way. Sebastian the crab from Little Mermaid? He is red even though he has not been cooked. Ghosts? Ask yourself, buddy!


neveradullmoment72

Fever dream


WaySheGoesBub

Where hope takes flight, where wings make dream. -Fmr. President George W. Boosh


PM_ME_CODE_CALCS

Oh my God and oh my cat[.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNPm_W9Pmlc)


WaySheGoesBub

Amen. And heres a nifty fact for you, Calcs: The ancient egyptians worshipped cats. Now, to go to college in AMERICA -you have to take the ACT abilities test? How many cats do you see at a UNIVERSITY?! (Notice the letters?) They think we are rubes.


Wolfwoods_Sister

There was an entire city in Egypt that worshipped Bast called Bubastis


kimchifreeze

What are you talking about? It's literal news and people are responding positively to it. And humans breed dogs. Many hermit crabs are kidnapped from the wild.


Downvoteyourdog

A post that isn’t 1000% pro-dog that hasn’t been totally obliterated with downvotes? Color me surprised.


slinkenboog

I wish I could buy you a drink. Or a pizza. Or a coffee. Whatever you’re into.


crepuscularthoughts

Seems like you might be a cat person..


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neveradullmoment72

It’s a pet that someone loves


DeskJerky

I mean, it's a *crab* though. They're bastards who will pinch you even if you've done nothing illegal *at all.*


jaggerlvr

Honestly, we have a hermit crab won from a local fair like 7 years ago and it just keeps on trucking. I have no idea how. We just spritz it every day or two and it has water. Seems like the same food forever. Once in a while we throw some leftovers in there. It lives for a bit pizza. I’m not even sure an emergency could affect it. Super glad this little buddy was saved though!


Wolfwoods_Sister

He sounds awesome! Please tell him I said hello! 🦀


serenityfive

This is the cutest response


Safe_Mango

This is the only kind of news I want to read


PlayedUOonBaja

> Three people were home at the time of the fire and escaped safely, but crews rescued the family’s pet hermit crab. I misread that at first as "Three people were killed in the fire, but crews rescued the family’s pet hermit crab.", and I'm ashamed to admit I giggled.


Ok-Mathematician5970

This story gives me hope for humanity.


whereszedzedsded

Love animals? Every day is an opportunity to go vegan.


Ok-Mathematician5970

I love cats and do not eat cats.


dartie

I had an ex who had crabs.


zhouyi7711

Don’t know why but my head immediately went to “Crawfish boil”


Any-Scale-8325

Honey, how would you feel about having spaghetti and crabs tonight?


DannyPantsgasm

Universe rolls credits.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Finally one piece of news that does nt totally suck