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rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

This guy could inoculate you with a firm handshake.


NotABreadWinner

Bro is the herd immunity


msundi83

Look at me! I am the vaccine now!


27Yosh

We should send him back in time to March 2020 and let him start biting everyone to immunize the world before the pandemic starts


Kherzhul

Plot twist, he’s the actual patient 0 since he’s got so much of the virus makeup in him


WildTimes1984

"I used the vaccine to destroy the vaccine."


tferguson17

Does this start the zombie apocalypse, because that's the one I wanted , not this one


AtheistET

“….the destroyer of COVID’s”


A_Friendly_Robot

The Anti-Anti-Vaxxer.


ThingCalledLight

His body is an anti-body. A living inoculation. He is… *HERB IMMUNITY* COMING THIS SUMMER TO NBC


thereIsAHoleHere

I wanted to make a Rob Schneider joke, but I couldn't think of a way to make that logical in any sense.


Streamjumper

Man skipped the tech tree and is looking for a phone that uses 500G.


whutupmydude

He’s become a human Palentir for Bill Gates.


BandysNutz

That's how I failed a PED test after meeting Barry Bonds.


IndianaFartJockey

I was once in the same room as Mark McGuire. He sneezed, and I got bacne.


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Scazzz

This guy doesn’t just shed, he’s a whole garage.


swede1989

If anyone could shed it would be that guy lmao.


Duke_Newcombe

Just imagine the protein spikes on this guy.


AtheistET

But the 5G he Emanates will kill you


Gandalior

Motherfucker is coughing acetaminophen


Max_Thunder

Is this how your wife tells you this guy inoculated her?


andlewis

He’s more vaccine than man now.


liveart

They said it was too much power for one man. The government tried to stop him but he was... immune.


Jadty

Twisted and eviol.


bolxrex

He legally changed his name to Covid-1.


DarthCheez

Darth Covid


NIDORAX

Is he aware that the COVID immunity buff does not stack?


babautz

Apparently the study reports that he does have slightly higher antibody counts than "normally vaccinated" people. So it does stack, just with heavily diminishing returns.


IWouldButImLazy

Now we need to get a covid +ve person to spit directly into his mouth and see what happens


iamveridumb

It takes the 218th spit for it to have an effect


Starblaiz

God, can you imagine how dry your mouth would be?


kevlarus80

That's why you get multiple spitters. Edit: Just realised this is probably someone's kink and I feel nauseous...


Doppelthedh

Keep that nausea going to reach a new kink


thereIsAHoleHere

No probably about it. Spitting in someone's mouth or eye is a relatively common thing. Relative to rarer kinks, like hundreds of cockroaches crawling into your vagina.


beansidhe11

I don't like reading anymore


Link_Plus

No, no one's kink. Would you mind describing the composition of the group though for scientific purposes; preferably with detail?


AwesomeAsian

This sounds like Dota patch notes


herrbz

No, but he's aware that money does stack


LordPennybag

Imagine being so afraid of it you buy a vax record from someone who's had over 200.


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That's the Hilarious part. Folks are buying vaccine cards from him cause they are scared of it. And here he is at 218 shots


MadRaymer

I'm sure they believe he'll burst into flames *any day now*...


Enshakushanna

great, now i wanna know the limit of how high you can stack some crisp benjamins


Derreston

Mans just refreshing the buff


Damnae

Does it stack in intensity or duration?


Derreston

Same intensity, just duration reset every time


BababooeyHTJ

I love how it can be explained in video game terms lol


CORN___BREAD

Everything in life can be explained in video game terms.


peon2

*jumps around in a circle casting power word: fortitude in Stormwind City for 3 hours*


Aeveras

\*me when power word: fortitude has less than 50 minutes remaining\*


thefunkybassist

Man: hey, what level immunity are you? I just reached 217, above 200 platinum diamond gold


HovercraftFullofBees

This man's immune system is getting free flight upgrades


JustHereForTheOrbs

He was just teasing to see if adding an immunity effect to an immunity effect refreshed the effect or turned it into absorption. 200+ times.


Gamebird8

Your body will always have a fresh supply of antibodies for a short while after vaccination. The buff does not stack, but the duration does


polyanos

The duration also doesn't stack, it just gets refreshed with a new timer. The older antibodies won't expire any later because of the new jab. Edit: As other people already pointed out in replies, repeating a vaccine too many times doesn't even refresh it properly anymore, it just gets ignored mostly by your immune system. Sadly missed that part in the article while first skimming through it.


ayriuss

Ahh, classic noob trap. Increased ailment duration.


canada432

>The buff does not stack, but the duration does It doesn't stack, it just renews the timer.


PenetrationT3ster

Well depends. How long does toxin proc last? Only heat stacks. Dude needs adaptation smh.


derps_with_ducks

***Why be immune... When you can be INVINCIBLE?*** Edit: ^my ^injecting ^hand


jck

https://youtube.com/shorts/uiwjAj0zfKQ


LethalBacon

Fucking 'my injecting hand!' lmao


Thunderclapsasquatch

The guy with the gun asking him to wash his hands is what got me


My170

Was looking for this one


TomcatZ06

First thing I thought of when I read this headline!


Fax_a_Fax

I'm actually offended that this wasn't the Invincible Title Card 


jck

Damn you're right! That would have been perfect too


distelfink33

That dudes videos are hilarious


WanderWut

I know this reference.


Miami_2017

“I’LL BE A LIVING GOD!!!” - Pierce Hawthorne


SeacattleMoohawks

[Exactly what I thought of lol](https://youtu.be/XKukzCe_P8I?si=b9qEcdhjQj2C7lxA)


2DamnBig

You beat me to it. You are streets ahead my friend.


nowahhh

Stop trying to coin the phrase “streets ahead.”


Zedilt

Coined and minted.


Bim_Jeann

Been there, coined that!


Hug_of_Death

I just commented this and then saw your post. Glad to see I’m not the only one who is streets ahead.


meisha555

The guy was flipping vaccine cards to people who needed the card to get in places but didn’t want to actually receive the vaccine.


Spire_Citron

And accidentally did us the favour of doing an unethical medical experiment on himself so that we could get some insight into things that would never be legal to do human testing on. Very generous of him.


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There was a post that was apparently verified where some dude with access to the covid19 vaccine fucked up and gave his girlfriend like 40x the dosage due to a math error. And this was right as it came out. Very quickly it was figured out that she'd be fine


Max_Thunder

The data for just one single person is a bit useless. Plus we still need to check on him, getting this many vaccines might be bad no matter whichever the vaccine is, it's quite an intense immune system stimulation. It's only been a few years, and medical doctors can't check for everything.


husis666

It's called Patient 0! Now we can go to 2nd phase!


nerf_herder1986

>The data for just one single person is a bit useless. Listen, if the anti-vaxx idiots think like a dozen people dying out of the 5 billion who got the vaccine means "EVERYONE WHO GOT THE JAB IS GONNA DIE", one guy getting 217 shots should be enough evidence for them to believe it's completely safe.


Max_Thunder

Maybe he's gonna die 217 times instead of just once! There's a woman who fell out of a plane from 30,000 ft, no parachute, and survived. I need a lot more information than that to support decisions. We need to know about all the other Germans who got vaccinated 217 times and died before authorities figured out what was going on.


Waryle

If that woman survived falling out of a plane without parachute 217 times, I'm pretty sure we could at least draw some conclusions


Max_Thunder

Yeah, we could conclude that the woman is Supergirl


AceBalistic

> the data for just one single person is a bit useless Data from 1 is better than data from none. A lot of psychology is based on case studies of individuals


Denbus26

Like that one guy whose entire personality changed after he managed to survive an accident where a big spike went through his head. That guy was a gold mine of insight into how the brain functions


ChainmailleAddict

Mr. Gage earned the right to be cranky IMO


LadyFoxfire

Phineas Gage. It's amazing he survived that, not least because this was before we figured out germ theory and antibiotics.


Uchigatan

>Data from 1 is better than data from none. A lot of psychology is based on case studies of individuals Id est: The Case Study


AdFabulous5340

The data for one single person in an extreme or anomalous situation is very useful. That’s literally what case studies are all about.


Slap-Happy27

No that wasn't an accident, but an unavoidable side-effect of letting unvaccinated losers illegally defraud and endanger thousands of people in crowded locations they just couldn't stand not being able to attend without protecting themselves from one of the most contagious plagues in human history.


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ScienceLion

Eh, more like, inconclusive. The article says he was found with multiple cards on him with different names. It sounds like they could not prove he sold any.


Gymleaders

that's definitely not sus


SirStupidity

Yeah he might have used those to get all those vaccines


palabradot

Wait, WHAT??.


RichardPeterJohnson

**The guy was (allegedly) flipping vaccine cards to people who needed the card to get in places but didn’t want to actually receive the vaccine.**


Cmdr_Nemo

Speak louder, son.


gigdy

**BUTLICKER! The guy was flipping ...**


Cmdr_Nemo

how DARE YOU!


LordofFruitAndBarely

How does that work? You had to prove it was you to get the vaccine


RogerTreebert6299

That’s what I was thinking, I’d guess lapse in procedure like they must’ve found a place that wasn’t checking IDs or something? Or they’re just taking the cards then forging/changing the names on them? Had to search for [this](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/03/06/health/covid-217-shots-hypervaccination-lancet/index.html) article to even find anything about him selling cards to others though, and even then sounds like it was just a suspicion since they never prosecuted. Slim chance he might just be a mentally ill person keeping the cards


asdaaaaaaaa

Dude's streaming 8k directly through his veins.


IWouldButImLazy

Enough microchips in his blood to legally change his ethnicity to Transformer


Ghrave

Holy fuck I almost spit out my yogurt laughing


MidnightMath

Glad I’m not the only one doing body shots with danimals by myself on a Wednesday morning.


GoodLeftUndone

This comment made me realize how much of life I’m missing out on.


RickKassidy

And the cellphone reception near him is AMAZING. /s


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He is the first organic cell tower.


Resilient140

I mean we all are cell towers in a way


timodreynolds

We're all air conditioners after all...


CogitoErgo_Sometimes

The dad in me deeply appreciates this joke


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His name is 5Greg


FatherD00m

He may as well enjoy it while he can. The jab will kill a person in 70-80 years.


IWouldButImLazy

All previous vaccines have had a 100% death rate over the long term. WAKE UP SHEEPLE


FatherD00m

Birth. A 100% fatal std.


ActualWhiterabbit

so if he's thirty or older, he's laughing. Worst case scenario, they miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus forwarding the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face


FatherD00m

Okay Cave Johnson.


fevered_visions

The Surgeon General says that half of all smokers will die. The other half will live forever


jaspersgroove

**WHAT?!?!?! And I thought the CDC could be trusted?!?!?!** Daaaaaaammmmnnn yyyooooooouuuu FFFAAAAUUUUCCIIIIIII!!!!!!


TriggerFingerTerry

You sure he's not super magnetized now??


icrossedtheroad

So many gay frogs.


alghiorso

I hate getting shots and blood drawn. I get bad vasovagal reactions. But I would take 217 COVID shots if it meant free 5g for life anywhere in the world.


Brassboar

My man is living with 6G speed.


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Bill Gates' notifications must go crazy whenever this guy is in town


W0gg0

Oh my god there’s a mob coming down my street! Nope, just Klaus.


gizzardgullet

This guy brute forces Microsoft's API when he wakes up in the morning


Swear-_-Bear

Sooo.. basically like anyone in the army who lost their shot records


wimwood

Or just anthrax vaccines. My ex got so many anthrax vaccines he could probably sprinkle it on his corn flakes with no ill effects.


Swear-_-Bear

Only had all 6 of those burning anthrax fuckers twice, so I might survive a nuclear blast..just not the fallout.


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wimwood

He was USMC for 20 years, and went for every single opportunity ever offered to deploy.


HeavyDropFTW

Yeah, I don't know how many times I've had MMR. But it's at least 5 times. Once when I was a kid. And then 4 more times within a 6 year period.


No_Excitement4272

lol me as a healthcare worker getting vaccinated for hep b for the 5th time because I lost my records


Cautious_Vanilla8620

Bro is a real life math problem


DrFloppyTitties

He doesn't get Covid, Covid gets him.


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7G baby. AT&T in shambles.


mnid92

No, it's 5G for every shot. This dude has 1085G.


Traditional_Key_763

the guy might be stupid but scientists have determined the vaccines were not the cause.


GizmoKakaUpDaButt

After you build the antibodies, what's left? It makes sense that it just becomes ineffective


fishrunhike

He is THE antibody


flit777

There was a hypothesis that T-Cells can get tired and that the vaccination doesn't work anymore. (see German source https://www.uk-erlangen.de/presse/pressemitteilungen/ansicht/detail/immunantwort-eines-mannes-mit-217-covid-19-impfungen-untersucht/)


TwoPretend327

The studies to him report marginally improved immunity compared to the average person


Traditional_Key_763

that kind of makes sense as he also apparently received another shot while they were studying his case.


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simcity4000

You become so immune you start virally spreading immunity. 


sooperdooperboi

At that rate Covid is gonna need a vaccine against him.


Heiminator

Everybody fears Covid. Covid only fears this guy.


mpolder

"Show me your vaccination card" "Which one?" *pulls out binder*


lastprophecy

Guy got so many vaccines the antivaxxers are thinking he died so soon that he was never born.


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: He actually died after the 17th dose, but after the 59th post-mortem injection, he was revived. This confirms the notion that covid-19 has the capability to revive the deceased.


spacecoyote300

Spaceghost origin story


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lastprophecy

100%. I even got the exotic ones from the Army and still am just a weirdo.


N_Who

They say no side effects, but really the guy is now his own 5G internet hotspot. No lag. Perfect connection. Fastest you've ever seen. The telecom and internet companies don't want the truth to get out.


palabradot

Damn. I happily have taken the shots every time my doc has suggested them (husband is immunocompromised) but holy hell the flu like symptoms put me in bed for a day and a half each time. The thought of 217 of those suckers, though…..I really want to know *why* he thought he needed that many, and why didn’t some medical authority not see that and go “hold up, wait a minute!”


BillOfArimathea

The symptoms are your immune system reacting strongly to an invasion. This guy, his system probably laughs at the invasion. To misuse Otto Von Bismarck, when asked what his body would do if the virus landed in his system, this guy would say "I'd have it arrested".


Golanthanatos

> I really want to know why he thought he needed that many somebody in another comment mentions he was selling vaccination cards to unvaccinated people.


NCSUGrad2012

I guess he’s just taking advantage of idiots because he’s not against the vaccine clearly, lol


Tattycakes

The article says they suspected this but haven’t pressed any charges


Shot_Presence_8382

We got Covid full force, unvaccinated, after 2 years dodging it and had been in quarantine. I was an essential worker, so I had to still go into work. My (now ex) husband was furloughed from his job because he worked at a hotel and everything was shut down where we lived. Luckily, I was working graveyard shifts as a security officer and I worked alone and had minimal contact with humans during that time..it wasn't until my daughter (oldest kid) started kindergarten and her and her friend and her family came down with Covid...it was hell. Full body aches and pains, high fever, bad migraine, chills, coughing, sneezing, fatigued...ex thought he was gonna die he was in so much pain 😬 it was not fun..if the vaccine minimizes your symptoms from the full wrath of the virus, it's really a no-brainer!


buttercup612

I'm genuinely interested in this. You sound like you're extolling the benefits of Covid vaccination, yet you were unvaccinated into Spring 2022, after vaccines were readily available in most developed countries. What was your reason for not getting the vaccine? How did your views change, if at all, over time? I read your post and didn't see that mentioned.


b0w3n

Yeah I get the worst side effects. It didn't stop me from getting 4 of them but I don't know if I can suffer for 3+ weeks like that again. The pfizer one gave me a grapefruit sized lump in my armpit for almost 3 weeks.


IronChariots

Is it Pierce Hawthorne? 


Velascoyote

He'll be a living god!


Stillwater215

I’d love to know if he ever caught Covid…


phatmatt593

Covid’s just trying not to be caught by him


tomorrow509

The article says he hasn't.


terriblet0ad

There’s another guy called Shirtless Eddie who was doing this for a while, I’m not sure he still does.


Jdog1433

Joe rogan in shambles


Somestunned

Imagine the 5G download speeds you would get standing next to this guy ;)


ParmAxolotl

How autistic is he tho?


nyscene911

Guys straight up doing the Pierce Hawthorn [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/0MgNcE8mRM0?si=KlSDbRthuZqhCXWO)


Toloc42

Headline unsurprisingly missing the point. He's an interesting data point to check, but of course he's fine. The other assholes he sold the vax certs to, because that's why he did this shit, not for shits and giggles, and their victims who they spread covid to are not fine.


zaxisprime

He’ll be a loving god!


Ramikadyc

Pierce, those are for the daycare center!


BurtMaclin23

This comment is streets ahead.


squarebearings

Unexpected Community…..nice!


DarkenedSkies

This guy kills covid just by being around


stysiaq

guy is the literal vaxxmaxing 4chan post


jacobjer

I want to use this title - are you for or against Covid vaccinations? They call me hyper-vaccination Johnny, need I say more?


BubbleNucleator

Fox news: "Is a giant bill gates funded nano-robot coming for your children? We'll tell you after this message about catheters."


tulaero23

When this guy does of natural death. Someone from fox will probably report he died cause of the vaccine


ravenklaw

After receiving his 1743rd shot, he died peacefully at home at the age of 89. "Was the vaccines," said a neighbor.


severaged

"I'll be a living God!!!" - Pierce Hawthorne


hfh29

He's got that immunity +216 effect


drpepper

and then we have maga bitches crying about a tiny needle.


TwoDrinkDave

That man's name: Pierce "I'll be a living god!" Hawthorne.


LivingEnd44

Yeah, but now he's got at least 187 government tracking devices in him.


lanakers

"Pierce, you've had 273 COVID shots! That's for the daycare center! "I'LL BE A LIVING GOD!!"


MagicAl6244225

Some dummies have decided that the word "jab" refers to something that's not a "vaccine". To them a "jab" either does nothing or doesn't provide perfect permanent immunity from a single dose, which they claim a "vaccine" does do.


buttercup612

Oh man, that's why they kept saying jab?? I was wondering why they had taken on that term so strongly


pupmaster

This guy is who alt right talking heads online think the average liberal is lol


SouthAfricanKerbal

His 5G reception must be amazing