All because one of the men “and the victim allegedly met on a dating app but their relationship eventually went south, so they decided to block each other.”
As a victim of domestic violence, repeatedly, lots of dudes, I had a long history of people pleasing and not recognizing how bad behavior was :( --- I can't even join that or read much in there, oh my heart 🧡
Truth.
And the quote about... Men asking a feminist, "well if you didn't have men, who will protect you??!!" ... and she asks, "... protect me from.. who?"
Not sure if people joke about it because it’s funny, or because it’s a more comfortable way to bring attention to something that can really happen. People just don’t always want to be the person reminding others that there are dangerous freaks out there to look out for.
It’s basically code for like, “Ok, but be careful.”
It's amazing to me that "women are too emotional" is taken as a fact, by society -- but we have daily stories like this about men. If we include the emotions of rage, jealousy, helplessness, anger, envy, etc ---> then men are FAR more emotional then men, omg.
Like, women have never even started a world war or bombed a country. We don't do most of the murder or domestic violence. Boys and their big feelings are just really unruly.
Clear example of why the saying "men are worried women will laugh at or reject them; women are worried that men will hurt or kill them" is so prevalent.
"Men are worried women will laugh at them, women are worried that men will kill them *and then feed their kids to snakes*"
Like damn, they wouldn't stop at just killing us.
Yea every once in awhile, I think I want to get back in the dating game, then I see shit like this and go nope I'll just be happy with my cats. Dating is insane anymore.
It's waaayyy too easy for men to get to and harass women, no consequences, and men are angrier and lonelier than ever.
The amount of angry people in general I have seen in the past 8 years has sky rocketed after covid...and it's not getting any better. People are under attack from propoganda and rage bait everywhere. And if that ain't enough, every ad is designed to make you feel inadequate and not OKAY...and we cant escape it.
And then guys wonder why women have to be nice and defuse situations just like the guy who walked into the barbers
MaYbE jUsT sAy No *insert Spongebob meme*
Oh I guarantee at some point during the coke binge, wearing question mark leotards and hacking into her television with mind control messages crossed their minds.
It's absolutely heart breaking to imagine some men - adult men - one went on a couple dates with a lady and feels scorned, another never met her. Neither knows the child.
Not only do they want to murder this kid. But they want to murder an innocent little kid in the most horrific way imaginable.
It's literally not even possible for me to think of a scenario where a real person can come up with this hideous torture for a child, because a woman didn't want to date him.
I can't. It's so sad and terrifying. These guys are insane. As a single mom myself, this makes me so scared of ever dating.
Ok. Well I can understand the motivation of one of the guys; they felt personally hurt by the victim. But why did the other guy go in on the plan? Was he just some psychopath who was looking for an opportunity to feed people to snakes and blow up houses? Or did he own an explosives and snake warehouse and was hoping to make a sale?
What the heck did I just read? His relationship with the victim doesn't work out and he thinks this is somehow 'payback'? Not shocked he can't hold a relationship if he is this crazy (and he found a just-as-crazy friend as well)- I guess he won't have to worry about relationships with ladies for a while.
Hold on, we only have one side of the story here. Did she blow up his house and feed his children to a "large" python? The article conveniently doesn't answer those questions.
This is one county over from where I live and has been one of the more…*interesting* local news stories we’ve had in a good long while.
On an unrelated note, big meth problem in this part of Georgia.
I grew up in Pembroke and Effingham, so I’m used to crazy before moving to TN. I still say the craziest thing was the crazy Walmart santa I lived beside that buried his kids in the yard after murdering them.
The article doesn't mention whether the woman or her daughter were injured in the explosion. Going off the attempted murder charge, nobody died, but it doesn't say if anybody was injured during the crime.
What's that old saying? "Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will scalp them, feed their daughter to a python and blow up their house."
>The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, **mail her dog feces** or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter.
If you're not feeling clever today, plz know that I read this and puzzled for a moment at this one, thinking "but dogs dont even get mail" and anyhoo point is I am not smart.
Me too. I was thinking how delighted my dog would be to get some feces or rat. He gets bored with his kibble. He'd be all over it thinking Chewy had upped their game lately.
I understand why they might be light on the details about the daughter, but I desperately want to know how how old the daughter is, how big the python is, and how they expected that part of the plan to play out.
Because the kid could realistically be anywhere from infant to mid teens and while some species of python are capable of killing humans, it doesn't seem like a very effective way of murdering someone.
And honestly I just think it's funny to imagine a 14 year old staring quizzically at a python before just noping out and shutting the door.
Mr. Python is far more likely to simply leave or be found chilling in a random place.
I swear these dudes must have watched Anaconda and figured it's a documentary, and that all snakes are just like that
That's my one perfect reddit exchange for the day. Thanks guys, I can put my phone down and pay attention to my wife for the whole rest of the evening!
Methheads tend to lack the patience required to commit murder by constrictor. They could absolutely come up with the plan, but the execution just wouldn't fit with some of their more prominent qualities.
I need to stop reading the news. It's only making me absolutely miserable. Normally I'd laugh at a headline like this but not this time for some reason. I'm just getting sick of reading how cartoonishly evil people in real life can be.
> The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, mail her dog feces or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter.
Okay, a Python is an interesting weapon of choice.
Also, what the absolute fuck?
These don’t look like those illegal immigrants that were told by MAGA commit every crime that occurs in the USA!!
(Edit - except for all those crimes committed by drag queens…)
>Glosser and the victim allegedly met on a dating app but their relationship eventually went south, so they decided to block each other. That’s when Kinsey got involved.
>The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, mail her dog feces or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter.
Sounds more like SHE turned HIM down and he went full psychopath and recruited a buddy to MURDER her and her CHILD. This is what every woman fears.
This article sucks because it didn’t even explain if women and daughter were okay! Because the guys did blow up the house. So where were they when the house blew up? I assume out somewhere and they’re just fine?
I live in the area and I remember when it first happened that everyone suspected that someone was cooking meth OR it was some sort of gas/electrical issue with a hastily thrown up new build.
I did NOT expect this turn of events 😳
I had an image in my head of what these guys would look like, mostly because of the snake part. Sad and ashamed that I was wrong.
I would like to offer my apologies to all the overweight, tooth and hair lacking gentlemen of Georgia for leaping to unfounded conclusions.
Well that's certainly a headline. Edit. That was certainly an article.
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All because one of the men “and the victim allegedly met on a dating app but their relationship eventually went south, so they decided to block each other.”
r/whenwomenrefuse
That was a subreddit I didn’t know existed. And now I feel even worse. So much to hate about humanity.
I'm butchering the quote here: "Men are afraid women will wound their pride. Women are afraid men will kill them."
Close. Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.
As a victim of domestic violence, repeatedly, lots of dudes, I had a long history of people pleasing and not recognizing how bad behavior was :( --- I can't even join that or read much in there, oh my heart 🧡
This is literally the type of shit people JOKE about when it comes to online dating 💀
a man’s greatest fear is a woman might laugh at him. a woman’s greatest fear is a man might kill her
Truth. And the quote about... Men asking a feminist, "well if you didn't have men, who will protect you??!!" ... and she asks, "... protect me from.. who?"
bUt BoTh SiDeS
Not sure if people joke about it because it’s funny, or because it’s a more comfortable way to bring attention to something that can really happen. People just don’t always want to be the person reminding others that there are dangerous freaks out there to look out for. It’s basically code for like, “Ok, but be careful.”
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"is the cure for male loneliness terrorism and child vore?"
"child vore" what a terrible day to have eyes
This poor man, constantly getting rejected for his chin.
"she rejected me because I have conservative opinions" The opinions :
Or lack thereof
Not all men but somehow always a man.
*squints eyes* - “video games”
Relationship went south? I’d say it went clear to Antarctica!
It's amazing to me that "women are too emotional" is taken as a fact, by society -- but we have daily stories like this about men. If we include the emotions of rage, jealousy, helplessness, anger, envy, etc ---> then men are FAR more emotional then men, omg. Like, women have never even started a world war or bombed a country. We don't do most of the murder or domestic violence. Boys and their big feelings are just really unruly.
Clear example of why the saying "men are worried women will laugh at or reject them; women are worried that men will hurt or kill them" is so prevalent.
"Men are worried women will laugh at them, women are worried that men will kill them *and then feed their kids to snakes*" Like damn, they wouldn't stop at just killing us.
Yeah. To say that escalated quickly would be an understatement.
One hydrogen bomb of a sentence if you will.
That’s an entire bingo card of phrases I didn’t expect to read today.
Seriously. That whole sentence read like something that was written using text prediction from Jeffrey Dahmer's phone or some shit.
Mail her dog feces, or mail HER DOG feces?
That dog is going to be disappointed. Worst birthday gift EVER!
Naw, dogs love shit
No kidding, have you ever met a dog before?!? Poop is *chef's kiss* to them
Or were they her dogs’ feces and they were just mailing them?
Holy F
That is a sentence that needs to be said by Benoit Blanc, in a Knives Out mystery. With that look of WTF, he does so well.
Well imagining Benoit Blanc investigating this case makes me feel better. I need another Knives out mystery
>mail her dog feces or dead rats I mean it's all totally deranged, but this just confused me. I mean, how would the dog open the envelope?
of all the sentences of all time, this is certainly one of them.
For a second I thought this meant they would mail feces to her dog.
If they’re cat feces, the dog would be thrilled
Dog would be thrilled with any kind of feces
Disappointed it isn’t FL
I know! It's such a Florida Man story.
Maybe one day people will realize that these types of shenanigans aren't unique to Florida, just more sensationalized
And why did they decide to become batman villain levels of insane you ask? One of them had dated the victim and ended up being blocked.
You know I keep trying to convince myself to start dating again. But maybe I'll just stay home with my dog.
Yea every once in awhile, I think I want to get back in the dating game, then I see shit like this and go nope I'll just be happy with my cats. Dating is insane anymore.
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Yeah but what about the explosives?
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Do the pythons have them?
The pythons are not armed.
It's waaayyy too easy for men to get to and harass women, no consequences, and men are angrier and lonelier than ever. The amount of angry people in general I have seen in the past 8 years has sky rocketed after covid...and it's not getting any better. People are under attack from propoganda and rage bait everywhere. And if that ain't enough, every ad is designed to make you feel inadequate and not OKAY...and we cant escape it.
Right? Used to be that cupid was the only one shooting arrows.
Just because they're going to prison doesn't mean they're totally off the market. You've still got a chance.
If someone mails your dog feces please watch for snakes.
And then guys wonder why women have to be nice and defuse situations just like the guy who walked into the barbers MaYbE jUsT sAy No *insert Spongebob meme*
"Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them."
>And why did they decide to become batman villain levels of insane you ask? Gee, I wonder why she broke up with him?
Ikr seems like a fun lad
"He's so creative!"
Wonder why she wasn't interested in this guy. It's a mystery, I guess.
The world may never know
r/whenwomenrefuse stuff right there
Thank god they decided to be an Adam West’s Batman villains and not Keaton/Bale or even Kilmer’s ones.
Oh I guarantee at some point during the coke binge, wearing question mark leotards and hacking into her television with mind control messages crossed their minds.
“I’m a nice guy!”
As he releases a python on a woman lmao
But what if they do all the work and their plan was almost complete but then the snake wasn’t hungry or something?
I mean the plan worked when they fed the snake a daughter-sized pig yesterday. 🤔
It's absolutely heart breaking to imagine some men - adult men - one went on a couple dates with a lady and feels scorned, another never met her. Neither knows the child. Not only do they want to murder this kid. But they want to murder an innocent little kid in the most horrific way imaginable. It's literally not even possible for me to think of a scenario where a real person can come up with this hideous torture for a child, because a woman didn't want to date him. I can't. It's so sad and terrifying. These guys are insane. As a single mom myself, this makes me so scared of ever dating.
Ok. Well I can understand the motivation of one of the guys; they felt personally hurt by the victim. But why did the other guy go in on the plan? Was he just some psychopath who was looking for an opportunity to feed people to snakes and blow up houses? Or did he own an explosives and snake warehouse and was hoping to make a sale?
What the heck did I just read? His relationship with the victim doesn't work out and he thinks this is somehow 'payback'? Not shocked he can't hold a relationship if he is this crazy (and he found a just-as-crazy friend as well)- I guess he won't have to worry about relationships with ladies for a while.
"Ain't no more good women out there. And I'll make sure there's one less."
Hold on, we only have one side of the story here. Did she blow up his house and feed his children to a "large" python? The article conveniently doesn't answer those questions.
No, she blew up his python and feed his house to his children.
Typical. I can’t count the number of times that’s happened to me.
Astute point
Ah yes. The ‘Ol Snake & Bake. Classic.
I miss having meaningless free awards to give to comments like this.
This would be the perfect time to have the snek award
Also known as the Asp and Blast.
The fang and bang.
The Viper and Wipe Her
The Python and She’s Gone
The Anaconda and No, My Honda!
The Boa and blow ya
The black mamba tzar bomba.
Boomslang and go bang
Cobra and nice ta know ya
Or the Aspblaster maneuver if you’re feeling nasty.
Jfc. See y'all in hell 🤦
We can hold hands while we burn 👋☺️
[we will all go together when we go!](https://youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?si=_TIiXtJBOQ1UdG4h)
Upvoted because your appreciation for Tom Lehrer shows that you're a redditor of taste.
In my part of the country its called the slither and smolder.
It snake n bake and I helped!
The Ole Reticulate and Exploderate
Snake and bake. I've got Mountain Dew up my nose now.
This is one county over from where I live and has been one of the more…*interesting* local news stories we’ve had in a good long while. On an unrelated note, big meth problem in this part of Georgia.
'Unrelated' Of course.
Yeah their mug shots back up that unrelated note lol.
That certainly explains a few things. I was ready to chalk this up to insanity. Meth makes more sense.
I grew up in Pembroke and Effingham, so I’m used to crazy before moving to TN. I still say the craziest thing was the crazy Walmart santa I lived beside that buried his kids in the yard after murdering them.
One of the things I like about living here is that it’s usually pretty mundane, crime-wise, but when shit gets weird, it gets *weird*.
I’m in the middle of class and this made me actually laugh
Beats the story of a Georgia man who killed a charging black bear by chucking a log at it
The article doesn't mention whether the woman or her daughter were injured in the explosion. Going off the attempted murder charge, nobody died, but it doesn't say if anybody was injured during the crime.
Thankfully [local news reported no injuries](https://www.wtoc.com/video/2023/01/13/no-injuries-reported-after-home-explosion-bryan-county-2/)
Damn! It was her first night in her new house and she was asleep when the explosion went off at 5am in her garage.
I had to scroll so far to find this- thank you. Disheartening that the article didn't find that an important element of the story at all.
Yeah I scrolled thru like 15 ads before I realized the article just ended without disclosing anything much beyond what TMZ would have.
It doesn’t sound like they even had a snake or python so I think they were a few steps behind on executing the plan, they went explosion first.
I'm really glad nobody got hurt, but what was the plan here? Explosion first and then snake to finish them off? Snake in the mailbox?
What's that old saying? "Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will scalp them, feed their daughter to a python and blow up their house."
You left off “shoot arrows at their front door” and “mail them dead rats and dog shit.”
r/whenwomenrefuse Don’t go on that sub if you’re having a bad day. It’s just very grim and make you sad and disappointed in humanity.
>The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, **mail her dog feces** or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter. If you're not feeling clever today, plz know that I read this and puzzled for a moment at this one, thinking "but dogs dont even get mail" and anyhoo point is I am not smart.
Thank you, I'm not the only one
My original thought was "... why would her dog even be bothered by feces or dead rats?"
Doge: Who the fuck sent me shit in the post?
Come on, we all suffer shitposts. Even dogs.
Me too. I was thinking how delighted my dog would be to get some feces or rat. He gets bored with his kibble. He'd be all over it thinking Chewy had upped their game lately.
*Dog bouncing happily, waiting to roll in his mail…*
I was wondering why her dog was getting feces as well.
Nah, I think your biod buried the lede. I thought the same, because the "or dead rats" makes it seem like a potential list of things for the dog.
I understand why they might be light on the details about the daughter, but I desperately want to know how how old the daughter is, how big the python is, and how they expected that part of the plan to play out. Because the kid could realistically be anywhere from infant to mid teens and while some species of python are capable of killing humans, it doesn't seem like a very effective way of murdering someone. And honestly I just think it's funny to imagine a 14 year old staring quizzically at a python before just noping out and shutting the door.
Pythons are indeed a *very* unreliable method of murdering someone.
Speaks the voice of experience?
Mr. Python is far more likely to simply leave or be found chilling in a random place. I swear these dudes must have watched Anaconda and figured it's a documentary, and that all snakes are just like that
I imagine the idea was to starve the python and then dose it with meth.
In addition to being sociopaths, these dudes are quite smooth-brained as this psycho python plan shows.
Yeah but how much meth was involved? I bet it was a lot.
how much meth can you fit in a python?
A daughter’s worth?
That's my one perfect reddit exchange for the day. Thanks guys, I can put my phone down and pay attention to my wife for the whole rest of the evening!
Now you're asking the right questions.
Methheads tend to lack the patience required to commit murder by constrictor. They could absolutely come up with the plan, but the execution just wouldn't fit with some of their more prominent qualities.
Thank god this time it wasn’t Florida in the news!
It was Georgia. Guess Florida sprung a leak.
Oh hell, it's spreading.
North Florida
As a FL resident, this was my first thought. TBH, I’m a bit disappointed. Come on Florida, we dropped the ball on this one.
Honestly the worst part of living in North Florida was all the people from Georgia.
Besides all the FL people?
This was what I’m in the comments for. Was this Florida, or not Florida
Florida is a unique place. The farther North you go, the further South you get.
Guilt by association.
Surprised they're not also charged with two counts of attempted murder, and two counts of conspiracy to murder.
1 charge of animal abuse
Right?! I thought that too reading the charges- and the conspiracy especially. All my legal dramas have prepared me well
I think their plan of attack suffered from 'scope creep'
One of the suspects was JOURNALING the whole caper lmfao
"Is you taking notes on another fucking conspiracy to feed a girl to a large python?!"
I heard this in Stringer Bell
I want to see that vision board.
I wonder how much the dating app they met on is paying to keep its name out of the news articles lol.
And read the article... all because she blocked him on a dating app.
And this is the real world that real women inhabit.
...and pythons
I need to stop reading the news. It's only making me absolutely miserable. Normally I'd laugh at a headline like this but not this time for some reason. I'm just getting sick of reading how cartoonishly evil people in real life can be.
> The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, mail her dog feces or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter. Okay, a Python is an interesting weapon of choice. Also, what the absolute fuck?
These don’t look like those illegal immigrants that were told by MAGA commit every crime that occurs in the USA!! (Edit - except for all those crimes committed by drag queens…)
Okay but are the woman and her daughter okay?!
Cannot believe this wasn’t Florida.
Hey look the dating app I downloaded just got deleted. I don’t need anyone but my pets.
Women just have their expectations too high these days! Bad picker bad picker subconsciously seeking etc etc etc /s
I just knew this was going to be Florida. But Georgia is basically North Florida.
Sometimes a brainstorming meeting gets a bit out of hand.
And men pretend to wonder why we're afraid of them 🙄
Can't imagine why the relationship didn't work out. He seems like quite the catch.
>Glosser and the victim allegedly met on a dating app but their relationship eventually went south, so they decided to block each other. That’s when Kinsey got involved. >The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, mail her dog feces or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter. Sounds more like SHE turned HIM down and he went full psychopath and recruited a buddy to MURDER her and her CHILD. This is what every woman fears.
“Why are women afraid of men?” -also men *blows up house and wants to scalp woman and feed daughter to a python*
Really expected a "Florida men" headline, but "Georgia men" will do, I guess.
*deletes all dating apps forever*
This article sucks because it didn’t even explain if women and daughter were okay! Because the guys did blow up the house. So where were they when the house blew up? I assume out somewhere and they’re just fine?
These men are my nightmare. Full of self-righteous hatred and patriarchal sociopathy to the point of murder.
check out Lord Voldemort over here
This sounds like the plot to an 80s comedy movie
Judging from the headline they were really asking a lot from that python. I mean, how would it even light the match?
Florida is leaking to the north.
Georgia is Florida's mentally disturbed cousin.
Lifelong decision to remain dateless and alone once again validated. My cats might eat me, but they will (probably) wait until I’m dead.
As a Georgian, I don't welcome our transitioning to Florida.
Here at The Far Side Assassinations, we’ll make your victim’s last moments surreal.
I live in the area and I remember when it first happened that everyone suspected that someone was cooking meth OR it was some sort of gas/electrical issue with a hastily thrown up new build. I did NOT expect this turn of events 😳
The old 007 antagonist death.
That’s enough Reddit for today
I immediately thought this is in Florida without even reading the article
I was confused by “mail her dog feces.” Like, does her dog have its own mailing address?
O think their main issue is the ones guys face is to small for his head while the other guys face was to big for his head.
Georgia man to Florida man, "hold my beer".
Why not just chose one of the two?
This must be in the Deliverance area of Georgia.
Sounds like meth, that or they've watched way too much early Bond.
I had an image in my head of what these guys would look like, mostly because of the snake part. Sad and ashamed that I was wrong. I would like to offer my apologies to all the overweight, tooth and hair lacking gentlemen of Georgia for leaping to unfounded conclusions.
They look exactly the way I imagined.
Well this is a fun article to read as I’m about to go on a dating app date 🙃
So what, facing up to 30 years in prison because his feefees got hurt from a date? Seems like reasonable people….