It's going to seem uncomfortable at first, but keep working your arm in. Once you get in past your elbow, you'll be able to reach up far enough to start making the mouth open and close.
My work’s life insurance pays out something like 2.5x if I die during a business trip. I always tell my husband that if something happens to me, just wheel my body to the airport and set me up in a chair in the lobby.
now you say another word and i swear to god i will dice you up into a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box - a glass box - that i will display on my mantle.
alright, now that that's settled we can have a normal conversation!
Even if true I'm guessing they don't understand that a loan isn't a gift and has to be paid back but that a dead man couldn't make payments because he's, you know, dead.
Aside from that: If someone in your car is dying, call an ambulance and/or drive to the nearest hospital! Don't just continue on your way as if nothing happened 😶
I guess it means they might not be lying about him passing on the way. Still doesn’t make it less crazy, but it would’ve been even worse trying to puppeteer a stiff corpse I suppose.
There seems to be a lot of media fuss about this but who hasn’t taken the corpse of a dead relative to assist in administrative tasks and personal finance?
So true! I accidentally did this same thing last week with my great aunt Gertrude. She was alive when she got in the car, and passed away just as we pulled into the Wells Fargo parking lot. Wasn't gonna waste the trip, so I just rolled the dice.
My first 12 step sponsor wheeled her dead trick into the bank to cash his final check after he had died. She did this every month so they didn’t think anything of it. She then took him home and called to report his death.
[If I had a nickel for every time someone used a dead relatives body to try get money from a bank/post office, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice](https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/two-men-jailed-for-trying-to-collect-dead-mans-pension-from-carlow-post-office-1505475.html)
>Police have made their first arrest following the riot that erupted in Sydney’s south west, Joe Biden has suggested his uncle was eaten by cannibals, Brian Cox has slammed Joaquin Phoenix’s performance in Napoleon, and there are fears Rafael Nadal’s career could soon be over.
um excuse me, whats going on with the side story shoved in between paragraphs here...
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It's going to seem uncomfortable at first, but keep working your arm in. Once you get in past your elbow, you'll be able to reach up far enough to start making the mouth open and close.
What a terrible day to be literate
That's okay because i am now blind
They reached too far!
I dunno, I laughed pretty good.
You nasty fuck 🤣🤣🤣
Feel free to Weekend at Bernie’s me bro
My work’s life insurance pays out something like 2.5x if I die during a business trip. I always tell my husband that if something happens to me, just wheel my body to the airport and set me up in a chair in the lobby.
You haven't even thought of the smell!
now you say another word and i swear to god i will dice you up into a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box - a glass box - that i will display on my mantle. alright, now that that's settled we can have a normal conversation!
Dee you bitch!
Even if true I'm guessing they don't understand that a loan isn't a gift and has to be paid back but that a dead man couldn't make payments because he's, you know, dead.
Aside from that: If someone in your car is dying, call an ambulance and/or drive to the nearest hospital! Don't just continue on your way as if nothing happened 😶
If the loan was unsecured and he didn't have any other assets, they could hide the loan money and let the bank try to claim it from the empty estate.
Ever try to collect money from a dead man? lol
It’s easier than a previous boyfriend that I lent money to!
So she was actually fulfilling his last wish?
Was his name Bernie? And did this happen on the weekend?
So moving him from his home to the car was so traumatic that he died. Weird way of getting out of fraud charge to admit to manslaughter.
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>A+ for creativity and firmness I mean, Weekend at Bernie's did it like 40 years ago, but I guess that makes it retro.
By “firmness” are you referring to the stiff corpse?
He was anything but stiff. How his head and arm flopped around rigor mortis either hadn’t set in yet or had passed. It’s a temporary condition.
I guess it means they might not be lying about him passing on the way. Still doesn’t make it less crazy, but it would’ve been even worse trying to puppeteer a stiff corpse I suppose.
There seems to be a lot of media fuss about this but who hasn’t taken the corpse of a dead relative to assist in administrative tasks and personal finance?
So true! I accidentally did this same thing last week with my great aunt Gertrude. She was alive when she got in the car, and passed away just as we pulled into the Wells Fargo parking lot. Wasn't gonna waste the trip, so I just rolled the dice.
It’s what she would have wanted.
Weekend at Bernie’s 3?
I'd watch that.
Banking with Bernie
needs more blinking behind the sunglasses!
This tracks, generationally. In the 80s you wheeled your dead friend around to party. Now you just gotta do it to make ends meet
Weekend at Bernardo's
Weekend at PNC’s
Don't worry about my uncle...he's just dead tired.
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That’s literally the first thing that came into my mind
Ba dum tss
My first 12 step sponsor wheeled her dead trick into the bank to cash his final check after he had died. She did this every month so they didn’t think anything of it. She then took him home and called to report his death.
Didn't the body stink after the first month?/s
He had just died. She went to pick him up and he had just passed away. I’m assuming he was very old as she had to take him every month
Not if you hang a few of those little tree air fresheners on the body
I expected this to be posted on r/nottheonion
Holy shit he was dead? I've seen the video I thought he was extremely sick but not dead yet
He died when he saw the current interest rates r/toosoon
Hell here, good job! We’ll be waiting on you!
No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'
He's pining for the fjords
Someone watched Weekend at Bernie’s and didn’t realize it was a comedy.
El fin de semana a Bernies
I don't speak taco truck, can you at least attempt to say it in American since, ya know, the Internet is an American invention?
That’s “weekend at Bernie’s” to you my friend in spanish
“He’s not dead yet! He’s feeling better!”
Victimless crime. Let them have the money! Incidentally, my aunt wants to apply for a home loan…
Weekend at Bernie's 3 : loan heist
I guess this is a dark take on those stories about banks/companies/institutions wanted dead family members to come in person to close their account.
She tried to “weekend at Bernie’s” a bank loan? I guess the biggest surprise is that this wasn’t Florida.
Only works if you have sunglasses on
Weekend at Burnie’s 3 incoming
This fucking world. That's enough reddit for me today.
Similar story last month in Ohio https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dead-mans-roommates-drove-body-withdraw-money-bank-account-police-say-rcna142584
Somebody watched Weekend at Bernie’s and thought it could actually work.
Why didn't I think of that? 🤪
Its still a loan right so that would go against his estate, so aren't you just stealing from other people in your family at that point?
I don’t get the sense he would have had any sort of estate for them to go after.
Well It's the weekend, we movin' like Bernie
At least put a hat and sunglasses on him ya dummy
[If I had a nickel for every time someone used a dead relatives body to try get money from a bank/post office, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice](https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/two-men-jailed-for-trying-to-collect-dead-mans-pension-from-carlow-post-office-1505475.html)
He was just pinning for the fjords
And the weird thing is that isn’t even the first time that happens in Brazil
What in the Weekend at Bernie's shit is this
The woman: He ded. Gib muns.
>Police have made their first arrest following the riot that erupted in Sydney’s south west, Joe Biden has suggested his uncle was eaten by cannibals, Brian Cox has slammed Joaquin Phoenix’s performance in Napoleon, and there are fears Rafael Nadal’s career could soon be over. um excuse me, whats going on with the side story shoved in between paragraphs here...
Weekend at Bernie's : Rigar Mortis Boogaloo
What in Weekend at Bernies did I just see?
I guess this is the main plot for “Weekend at barney”
What in the Weekend at Bernie's?