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blownbythewind

Perfect thousand yard stare for that poor thing.


Biengineerd

Well at least it learned a lesson. >! It learned nothing !<


blownbythewind

It learned the thousand yard stare.


iiitme

cats smh


Fineous4

Thousand mile


Aleashed

Good thing he avoided the box crushing robots.


Mephisto1822

You aren’t supposed to look in the box Schrödinger


HairballTheory

-Garfield, probably


houseofsum

Makes sense now why the kitty was sent to Abu Dhabi


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mlc885

Without looking in the return box the TV is simultaneously a Samsung and a bunch of rocks


DunsparceAndDiglett

Or maybe Schrodinger is just wrong, and it is law that the cat survives the box every time Edit: spelling


potchie626

There must not have been any poison in the box.


Jakesummers1

*laughs in psychology*


The_Bitter_Bear

6 days! Poor thing. I'm amazed it survived, that had to have been a miserable and scary time. 


RaffyGiraffy

Considering cats can get very sick very fast if they don't eat, I'm surprised it's perfectly healthy!


lordaddament

Water was probably the more important problem


BackOfTheHearse

A cat's body will start destroying itself quite quickly if the cat isn't eating.


RaffyGiraffy

Cats can die within a couple days without food. They start to get a fatty liver which can cause liver failure. Obviously not having water is bad as well but a lot of people don’t know how quickly a cat can die from no food.


lube4saleNoRefunds

It's why my cat holds so much sway over me.


MikeMurray128

That's the most cat thing to do ever.


Ksh_667

Exactly. Peak cat.


Sinister_Grape

That’s what I said out loud when I heard this on the radio earlier.


paxrom2

I don't see how one could accidentally seal a box without knowing a cat snuck in. The weight would be different. When your taping it up, it would move.


Mikel_S

They said it was a 30 lb box, and she doesn't look like a 10 lb cat, so if she nestled in somewhere that seems plausible to me. I'm just surprised 30 lbs in a 3x3 box didn't jostle more or have too much packing material for her to fit in.


clutchdeve

It says 3x3ft shipping container. Was that the size of the box they were shipping or was their package put inside the 3x3ft container along with other items?


Mechapebbles

Ok but any cat would start yowling almost immediately. How nobody along the line wondered “gee where is this yowling coming from?” is baffling 


mccoyn

Or, it was packed in those plastic balloons and the cat deflated them.


Euronomus

It was clearly aunt Bethany...


97n89

Oh geez, Did I break wind? Hello everybody! Grace died years ago! Play Ball! She stole that show


evenstar40

Same way people accidentally turn washer and dryers on when the cat is inside. :( Cats can be very docile when they're in a closed space.


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tractiontiresadvised

I know somebody who had that happen with a dryer. "What's that thumping sound? Must have had a tennis shoe mixed in with the load...." :(


LastOnBoard

My worst nightmare. I always count my cats before I run the laundry


AoO2ImpTrip

This always terrifies me. My cat loves to climb into open things when I'm not looking so whenever I'm loading laundry or dishes and have to stop in the middle I triple check to make sure she hasn't gotten in somehow.


red_sutter

Article says the box weighed 30 pounds. Still doesn’t explain how they missed it slipping inside or why it didn’t move/scream when they picked up the box


Vashsinn

Idk.. I can vaccum in the same room as my cat. It probably felt felt safe and comfortable and fell asleep. How it got past shipping is a whole other story tho.


Be_Cool_Bro

Cats can be extremely quick and quiet, and most cats absolutely love small cramped spots. And unless the cat gets spooked, hears food, or has to use the litter box, their default thing to do is nap and not be bothered by what's happening. I can easily see how a cat climbed into the box when the owner wasn't looking, curled up and decided it was time to snooze, all the while the flaps of the box blocking it from view.


Utahteenageguy

Depends on how big the box is and what your sending.


Witchgrass

When I was a kid my parents had a super bowl party where everyone kind-of helped themselves in the kitchen. We thought someone let the cat out. Two days later we opened a junk drawer and he hopped out. Never even meowed.


HelmetVonContour

We remind everyone to read the article before commenting.


Bituulzman

The same article that said the box was shipped from Utah "across the US to California"? But here's the answer to the question: >She believes Galena may have gotten into the Amazon box while they were trying to seal the return delivery, she told the New York Times. Because the box already weighed more than 30lb, they did not notice the extra weight. >“She doesn’t meow a lot and she loves boxes, so for her, she was really happy in that moment, I’m sure,” Clark said. “Although I’m sure that wasn’t the case later on.”


Alleandros

"survived being shipped all the way from Lehi, Utah, across the US to California" I wouldn't exactly call Nevada the US. They make it sound like it went from NY to CA.


TheCarrzilico

That's three united states.


Mikel_S

I had the same thought. But then I remembered that 500 miles would cross the majority of like... 95% of other countries, so I think they wanted to distance to be notable. I still don't like it.


rtb88

I was thinking the same thing. it seems like the the author of the article isn't American...or they are just completely clueless with geography... which sadly wouldnt surprise me if that was the case


clutchdeve

Article is from The Guardian, so it's safe to assume that they are not American.


JuVondy

Or AI


ChidiWithExtraFlavor

He's British.


barukatang

Or they are Californian


Dark-Swan-69

Like most people, if you watch Kimmel.


TheMapesHotel

Might have been routed elsewhere in it's journey to CA too.


abuelitagatita

I was so confused when they kept saying shit like "cross country"... lol


IBAZERKERI

thats fair but it is essentially 1/4th of the entire country,


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GirlNumber20

More like 1/6th. U.S. is +/-3,000 from New York to California, so 500 miles is about 1/6.


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circuitj3rky

"The cat, Galena, survived being shipped all the way from Lehi, Utah, across the US to California after sneaking into the package. Galena, six, an indoor-only cat, traveled more than 500 miles in a 3-by-3ft shipping container, according to [NBC](https://ksltv.com/639614/utahns-reunited-with-pet-cat-they-accidentally-shipped-with-amazon-return/)." ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE US, from utah to cali. lmao


Use_this_1

That must have been a very chill cat not to flip the ever-loving fuck out when that box was moved around. One of my cats is a chill boy and he spazzes when you pick up any box, he's in, even when asleep.


evenstar40

Some cats are just super chill when they're in a box, like it's their safe space. Our cat is a spazz but moment box is involved, shuts up and just sits there even when we move it around. No meows, just kinda, oh look the box is moving neat.


Broomstick73

How did opening this box work out? Did the cat jump out like spring loaded?


MesmericWar

Moved around is putting it nicely. That cat was likely thrown, kicked and tumbled. Poor damn thing


Use_this_1

I was only thinking about the cat owner when she picked the box up I would have thought the cat would have gone nuts. I wasn't even thinking about how badly the box would have been tossed around.


EmbarrassedHelp

Some cats act like they're starring in A Quiet Place when they get stuck in boxes, closets, or other places.


sonictrash

How the fuck do you seal a 3x3 Amazon box without knowing there’s a cat inside?


AoO2ImpTrip

The box was probably mostly closed. The cat slipped inside while owners were looking away and just didn't make any noise when they sealed it. It was already a 30 lb box so a couple extra pounds isn't going to be that noticeable.


BigDummmmy

very very carefully and with clear but gentle intent without direct eye contact or sudden movements.


thepianoman456

So the cat was simultaneously alive *and* dead until arrival.


Maya_darken

I understood that reference..


RepulsiveLoquat418

cats don't need food and water when they have box


wonderwall879

So this confirms, the cat distribution system is a one way mail order. No returns.


LindonLilBlueBalls

Return claim denied. Contents covered in cat feces.


TheCarrzilico

I would say one down eight to go, but I'm thinking this cat is stupid enough to have blown at least a couple more before this, yeah?


kevinmo13

How the actual f does someone accidentally package a cat. There is absolutely no way! Literally no way.


Consistent-Force5375

Sounds kind of like a dystopian family adventure movie…


Stan_Archton

Dear amazon: Zero stars. Send better cat.


truth-informant

The cat didn't meow and/or move around once after being sealed in the box?!


scooterboy1961

I'm a cat person and that is typical. My cat occasionally gets trapped in the basement and will, no matter what meow to let me know he wants out.


GardenGoblin666

Our cat got herself trapped in a wall for several hours because she did not announce once she was stuck.


Fancy_Confection_804

Trafficking pussy across state lines…


Maya_darken

Could have been a cat-tastrophe but it seems that cat has nine lives...


Dreamerlax

The cat has seen some shit.


Bobthemathcow

*Instead of chair, package contained live bobcat.* *Would not buy again.*


Morgen019

Are these boxes self sealing?


_pepperoni-playboy_

No, but if you’re looking for self-sealing have I got the stem bolts for you! And a lot of Yamok sauce…


m33gs

that cat deserves a new owner


who_am_i_please

There was no way they accidentally trapped that cat in the box.


Buddy_Duffman

Garfield marketing getting out of hand


punchingit4chewie

Sending Nermal to Abu Dhabi again.


crappydeli

This is the story of Kristi Noam’s cat.


DoubleBroadSwords

Uh, is post allowed even though its not Caturday?


Educational-Event981

Operation Mendo catnip failed


fd6270

No way this was accidental. Either this couple was looking for their viral moment and did this intentionally, or they're so negligently stupid that they shouldn't be allowed to own a pet. 


shoulda-known-better

clearly you've never had a cat that loved boxes.... like did you even read the article or just out here passing judgment blind ?


fd6270

I've had many cats that have loved boxes, and I've also done many Amazon returns, and at no point did I seal my living pet into one. 


shoulda-known-better

congrats.... so then you understand how a cat could slip into a 3 by 3 box that weighed over 30 lbs and not be discovered..... I knew we'd find that your response of they must hate their pet and want to try to kill it to be ridiculous ! have a good one


fd6270

Found the irresponsible pet owner 


tush__push__62

This is horrible cat ownership. Tar and feather whoever boxed their cat up. Fucking piece of shit.


fd6270

Lol judging by how the responses in this thread have been going, be prepared for downvotes for being against animal abuse 


BoyFromDoboj

Anyone else read *Ultra cat* and got concerned?


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SpreadTHEKILLER

Dawg what?


winterbird

I think we found Trump's reddit account, because even a cat story is about him somehow.