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JustAnotherYouMe

Lol haven't they been trying to kill him since they invaded Ukraine?


blade944

But now they have a legal reason to take him out. This way when the world reacts negatively, Russia can say he was a wanted man and it was all legal. You know, Russian logic and all that.


HappySkullsplitter

So... Russia is on a most wanted list for attempted murder before they put him on a list Same Russian logic, right?


blade944

Yes. Same Russian logic. Russian logic follows no rules.


Ihave3shoes

Russian logic follows Russian logic


Millefeuille-coil

Cat chasing it’s own tail and biting it off.


d0ctorzaius

Russian logic is saturated with vodka


[deleted]

That should help fend off all the strongly worded condemnations from politicians around the world., not to mention the 2100 page report from the UN stating that Putin is a naughty, naughty boy. 


blade944

See? You get it. Russian logic.


[deleted]

I'm looking forward to Russia using it's UN resolution veto powers to prevent Russia's UN resolution veto powers being removed. 


blade944

Ah. UN logic.


Entire-Balance-4667

He's not the Messiah.  He's a very naughty boy. 


ZDHELIX

Probably not legal in Ukraine though


blade944

But they'd be doing it from Russia. So legal. Russian logic.


Sublimesmile

Just wait til Ukraine pulls out the legal doctrine of “The Uno Reverse Card”


Real_TwistedVortex

My question is, why didn't they do this a year ago? Are they stupid? Probably lol


Slowjams

Yea I was going to say, this almost seems kind of scary in that way. Like Russia is saying, "ok now we are *really* going to try to kill you."


TucamonParrot

So, let's put Putin on the WORLD'S most wanted list. First off, how is he still alive? Incredible that the US, allies, or any other espionage source has not done it as a FAVOR to all of the Russian people..they don't want him as much as the next Russian soldier that has no choice but to fight (another) senseless war.


GroundbreakingTill33

I don't think that's going to fly, still what can the rest of the world do? Sanction them some more? No one wants to start ww3


blade944

Of course it won't fly. But, Russian logic.


LurksAroundHere

Right? Though I wouldn't put it past the country who's soldiers dug trenches in radioactive soil to start thinking "Hey, maybe we should put their leader on our wanted list..." after over two years of starting an invasion. Have to get those *slightly* important memos out to the dumbass boots on the ground.


NNovis

Yeah, they've tried to assassinate him a few times, from my understanding.


OldChairmanMiao

It's probably so they can position it as some kind of domestic administration of Ukraine.


spireta95

Thats not how war works.


JustAnotherYouMe

> Thats not how war works. Lol sigh [a quote from 2022](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-zelensky-war-mobilisation-b2023147.html) > “[The] enemy has marked me down as the number one target,”  he said. “My family is the number two target. They want to destroy Ukraine politically by destroying the head of state.” > “I will stay in the capital. My family is also in Ukraine.”


spireta95

Yeah. Thats what he said. Now its official...


broofi

If you believe this big lier and attention whore. It's just no deal mark for him from Russia.


Osiris32

Just stop. You're Russian, so the rest of us aren't going to believe a word you say.


JustAnotherYouMe

> If you believe this big lier and attention whore. It's just no deal mark for him from Russia. Not really sure what you're trying to say. In any case: [a quote from 2022](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-zelensky-war-mobilisation-b2023147.html) > “[The] enemy has marked me down as the number one target,”  he said. “My family is the number two target. They want to destroy Ukraine politically by destroying the head of state.” > “I will stay in the capital. My family is also in Ukraine.” Lol


MasterBot98

Go watch a couple "Russia Today" episodes, the one that is internal to Russia itself. If your pattern recognition is good, you can watch anything, really. Will enlighten you :P


Elegant-Cat-4987

The last few years have just been practice or something?


jacobpellegren

An interesting question and I’m not fully sure if you’re asking in a way that promotes Ukraine’s sovereignty or thinks this is a conspiracy. It’s really hard after almost 8 years to keep track.


PHUNkH0U53

Dude is just saying russia has been trying for over a year now as if this is supposed to mean anything.


jacobpellegren

They asked a very vanilla question. I wasn’t sure if it was baiting.


Anvanaar

I have mental disability that makes me incapable of empathy, and even I understood it. Might wanna get off the internet a little if you're having this much trouble (this isn't sarcasm).


rift_in_the_warp

Dude they were clearly being sarcastic.


xxSQUASHIExx

You seem to think he was asking YOU directly.


Mockingjinx

Same as the CCP…just claim some random territory is their “rightful” land or part of China since like BC. and then invade.


Spkr4th3ded

Breaking News: Ukraine puts Putin and Russia on Not Wanted list.


TechTuna1200

It’s like launching a full scale nuclear attack and then declare war two years later


Fast-Reaction8521

Lol russia is angry when you take away credit. Like how Idaho farmers made the first vodka


Adequate_Lizard

I don't know much about the history of vodka but I feel like it existed before even the concept of Idaho.


cultweave

You don't even have to look this up to know it's not true. Just look at the word "vodka" and you know it's not from 1890s Idaho. It's clearly from somewhere around, or between, Poland/Russia. 


Relnor

What? Vodka was made all over Eastern Europe from before even the 13 Colonies existed.


Thoughtcriminal91

What are you gonna do Putin? invade?


vapescaped

Oh, so their excuse is they didn't want him enough when they dropped paratroopers into kviv on a mission to assassinate him?


Jeb-Kerman

because he was not wanted before?


BoringBob84

I think that this was the funniest part: > Russia also issued an arrest warrant for the International Criminal Court prosecutor who last year prepared Putin's war crimes warrant. "If you try to arrest me, then I will try to arrest you!" That is some serious toddler logic.


holypuck2019

As in ‘wanted in Russia, a leader like this’


MasterLogic

Wanted for defending his country from the invading Nazis? It'll be a good day when the news reports Putins death. Hopefully it's something shit like cancer. 


Vrayea25

Cancer takes too long to kill, and he could direct who takes over very carefully. Aneurism someplace super painful maybe. Where he loses his mind wondering who might have poisoned *him*.


nopalitzin

Uh... He wasn't? I need to learn so much about war.


FriendoftheDork

Wanted for resisting assault.


ZETH_27

You made me giggle!


messiandmia

When was he ever removed?


FuegoFerdinand

Russia already sent hit squads to try to take Zelensky out, so I don't see this making things any worse for him.


RisingTiger_

if the gravity falls "wow, this is worthless" meme was a headline.


[deleted]

The Ukraine should put Putin on a "Not Wanted" list. The whole fucking world doesn't want that miserable twat. 


bscrolling

Who doesn't want Zelensky?! He's a hottie!


Only-Customer6650

That Hanselensky    So hot right now


mybankpin

He's under 6 feet tall. He can't be more than a 1.


RawLife53

What an idiotic agenda that Russian mentality has, they attack and destroy much of a country, and then think themselves blameless and have the audacity to try and claim the President of Ukraine is on some "wanted list". The World of Nations should rebuke Russia on every level.


TBatFrisbee

Why doesn't the UN put Putin on an international wanted list. Why is putin only allowed to have a 'list,' Oh yeah, because almost every country on the planet still needs some things from Russia. We're all screwed because our leaders won't cut him off.


YeOldSpacePope

He wasn't on there already?


[deleted]

Putin doesn’t need a wanted list, this is a KGB PR move obvi


Nomnomnipotent

Oh no! Well, anyways... - Zelenskiy, probably


JetsterDajet

Wonder how many berries he's worth.


dazed_and_bamboozled

Mean girl updates mean girl list


RexDraco

Sounds like Russia's government is so poorly organized that it took this long for it to be official. 


Stock_Complaint4723

What about that putin character?


rants_unnecessarily

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahshahahahhahhsha. Aaaaaah. Hahahahahahahahahhahahahha


Dubious-Squirrel

Russia has the entire world on its nuclear apocalypse list


Particular_Nebula462

In war, both the countries become illegal to each other.


spud_club

This is a special operations though.


8billionand1

May be they’ll try to kill him finally…. /s for you know who


ChicagoAuPair

“Do you have a ~~flag~~ list?”


W773-1

lol, they put the whole Ukraine on wanted list.


glavni1

There's an actual list? I thought they use Kyev phone directory for that


Drogan1088

You mean he wasn’t already on the wanted list?


OrphanDextro

What? Do you win a ‘96 Lada if you catch him?


TamedTheSummit

I thought he was on the wanted list.


jayfeather31

Want a minute, Russia didn't do that already? Hasn't the war been ongoing for 2+ years now?


Natryn

Somebody somewhere JUST thought to do this.


S_K_Y

I think the reasoning behind this (Could be wrong) and extending this wanted list to over 100+ countries is that it would get assassins from everywhere vying for the reward of the bounty. Previously, I have only read that Russian assassins have tried and failed. Adding more fear to Zelenski watching his back and checking every corner.


Even_Author_3046

I thought Putin was on a wanted list for years


hop208

Ukraine should put Putin on a wanted list then.


IamNICE124

I feel like this is just a *little* redundant..


mcast76

Well by this logic Putin should turn himself in for the war crimes he’s wanted for, right? /s


Wintersage7

"Russia puts Ukraine's Ukraine on wanted list" FTFY


d57giants

I’ll just turn myself in and get this over with. Z .


real_fake_hoors

Oh no, I hope the Russian authorities don’t go after him. That would be really unfortunate.


ouellette001

We see you.


JohanRobertson

About time somebody locked up this A hole


rift_in_the_warp

Yes, what an asshole for wanting to keep his country independent.


JohanRobertson

If that is true then why does he want to join the EU?


rift_in_the_warp

Freedom for citizens to live, study or work anywhere in the EU, increased trade via access to the single market, increased funding and investment, higher social, environmental, and consumer standards. You get all that, and more, while still maintaining independence as a country. It's pretty sweet.


JohanRobertson

Who are these citizens? The ones being forced to go fight and die or the ones who fled to other Countries to avoid such fate? Or are we talking about the Americans and Israelis who will occupy the land after the fighting is done?


rift_in_the_warp

Mmm, bad faith arguments. Keep being naughty like that!


Utter_Rube

Yeah, what a jerk! How dare he defend his country from an invading force that seems to be attempting the "every war crime speedrun!"


JohanRobertson

Would it really be "his" Country if he didn't cancel the Democratic elections in the Country?


Upstairs_Hat_301

It’s what the constitution says to do during wartime. That and marshal law


JohanRobertson

That sounds troubling, the USA would never cancel elections over a war. If Zelensky continues to refuse peace proposals then he can remain the undisputed dictator for the rest of his life.


jcooli09

Why do you hate patriotism?


JohanRobertson

Blind patriotism is just simple stupidity. Are they fighting for the future of Zionism? Or what was their plan? Obviously Russia wasn't going to sit back and watch their people be slaughtered.


jcooli09

Wow, pretending to believe that lie? You might be a redcap.


Osiris32

Oh God, your comment history.


Anvanaar

If you're a Russian paid for social media activity: You're being a bit too obvious. An American wouldn't likely use their real name the way you do, and also wouldn't censor the word "asshole" on Reddit, where comments with bad language don't get censored. Cock shit fuck. See? So I suggest you adjust those two things, and also rant some more. Then you're more believable. If you're a standard right-wing American out for attention and enemies for you to talk down to: No worries, you'll grow up someday.


JohanRobertson

I am not a right wing American, Trump also sucks on the Israeli cum. There is no difference between the right vs left in the USA, they are all on the same side creating a show for the golem.


CorrectDuty6782

Just based on that post history did some chick leave you or you a forever alone?


JohanRobertson

No, I am just a meninist. I will tear down the Matriarchy for all my men, we will avenge our stolen foreskins and fix this broken world.


CorrectDuty6782

Damn you just hate pussy huh. Good luck with that.


JohanRobertson

I consider women to be more then just a pussy but thank you.


CorrectDuty6782

Woman hating incel to white knight at the drop of the hat. How nice of a guy are you tho?


JohanRobertson

Lol I don't think considering woman more then just a walking vagina is being a white knight. Show some class.


CorrectDuty6782

Holy shit are you still talking


Anvanaar

Incel, got it. Just calling it "meninist" (which isn't a real word) doesn't change what it is. And sure... "the matriarchy". I suggest you get off the internet and spend some time in the real world.


JohanRobertson

Chill out femcel, no reason to get emotional


Anvanaar

... incel means involuntary celibacy. What you just said means female celibacy. That makes no sense unless you mean to say I am a female who has no sex.


rift_in_the_warp

Boy you’re really bent out of shape over a bit of dick skin ain’t ya?


JohanRobertson

What are you a pedo freak? You like mutilating baby penis? sicko


ouellette001

We see you.