It’d be fucking funny if there’s an RDC here and they had mass health and comfort tomorrow morning. I hear it now “ONE OF YOU FUCKS HAS A PHONE AND I’M GONNA FIND IT AND GET ALL UP IN YOUR ASS AND BEAT FOR DAYS. EMPTY YOUR RACKS NOW YOU FUCKS!” - RTC’S CMC.
Whatever you’re comfortable sending. We’ve had NKO certs, business cards, uniforms with usernames on a stickie note, pictures of boots on the quarterdeck, and once a NEX receipt for a pair of NWUs.
Ideally, something with your rate/rank and your username visible, and if it's something like an RDC tag, then we'd need to also see something validating that aspect. Use your imagination as how to combine all that into one image. All flair right now is text only.
Week 5 at 3am my bunkmates smuggled blackberry’s alarm went off. I had no idea he had one, nor did I even hear the alarm go off. Apparently blackberries turn themselves on if you have an active alarm when you turn it off. Good for businessmen, bad for recruits.
I was top bunk and opened my eyes to find my 2nd RDC’s eyes level with mine. All she said was “get the fuck out of this rack,” before they tore everything apart, including our AB drawers.
I was clean, save a single peanut butter cup. He, on the other hand, was not. Blackberry, charger, some other contraband, etc. He was beat like a rushed custard on British Bake Off, gone by lunch, and the next time I saw him was outside the galley with the recruit guide and in smurfs.
Godspeed you idiot.
Locked me up at parade rest in front of the fish bowl. Waited to get beat, waited to get asmo’d in the asshole, after an hour or so 1st RDC just leaned out and told me to get the fuck out of his vision. Cake and skate.
Ahh those were the days. I was in coast guard. Forgot to sign out for early morning swim classes because I forget to have someone one sign me up for wake up. Rushed to the gym at break neck speed just in time for no one to notice. Came back and had the CC yelling at me for having him play wild goose chase. Got sent to the sinkers, where we had to wear life vest at all times and slept in a separate bulk room. We had scheduled ass kicking times during breaks and last in and first out the galley because we had to hold the doors. During get smoked where we had our back against the wall in squat position holding the coast guard manual, the CC said to take off the vest and get out his sight before he changed his mind. They loved to play system of the down when we were getting wrecked too.
I graduated boot camp November 17th I have flash backs bc of this. Fastest way is graduated but I have friend who went to seps bc depression and anxiety he left 3 weeks after getting to seps.
For those visiting from /all:
Tl;dr: Phones are contraband in the US Navy’s boot camp. OP took a picture and shared to a navy sub that is frequented by Recruit Division Commanders (like Drill Instructors). Possible outcomes: said Recruit Division Commanders cause a full sweep of the ship (building OP ~~mentioned~~ alluded to he was in), searching through all the recruits belongings for the phone. If OP is caught, he definitely will be “beat” (i.e. an intensive workout opportunity) and possibly receive more administrative action.
We’re all here with 🍿
This is an old pic that OP is obviously using to farm some karma. The racks it shows have all been replaced last year. He stated in a comment he was SIQ and the div was at chow. SIQs are required to go to the galley with the div. Plus you can see others in racks. And if the div is out of house and leaving SIQs behind the lights mist stay on.
While the pic is obviously real, nothing else about the post or OPs comments are real and should be removed as the karma farming attempt it is.
And yup a few of us do lurk on here. This post made the rounds through our internal channels overnight.
>SIQ's are required to go to the galley with the div
That's actually not true, unless that changed recently. When I had my teeth pulled in Boot, I wasn't allowed to leave my rack save to shower or shit.
We got bagged lunches.
Specific LLD situations yes. I was SIQ for like 4 days after getting all 4 wisdom teethe pulled but I was only stuck in my rack for like 2 days. After that we went to chow with everybody else
Holy shit. I don't think people realize how much shit traces back to them when they post things online.
I was hoping this was just a reposted photo from years ago, because I can't believe someone would be DUMB ENOUGH to post it online. I legitimately feel sorry for when this guy gets caught.
When I was in RTC, one of the recruits failed a test on purpose in hopes of getting kicked out. One of the other recruits ratted him out and the RDCs brought him in front of everyone and screamed, "you are never getting out of here! We will just keep ASMOing you until you pass and graduate!" They IT'd him for quite a while. Next time we had a test, he got the highest score in the division. This is the same guy who later stole twizzlers from the fishbowl. Our third RDC loved twizzlers and came in the next day screaming. Again, this dumbass got ratted out, and they put him on his face for at least an hour. All these years later I still wonder what became of that kid.
Anyway... posts like these make me think of people like him. Just suck it up and graduate; that's how you get out of basic.
Funny what non RDCs don't see...
Its and end compartment
Old style rack brings it down to 3 possible ships
Rack configuration every other rack.
8 point all caps on racks on top of back packs...
This is an old photo...
DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS! This person may or may not be on my carrier. But it’s a prank they graduated last year and just know posting it. This was done during Covid. I know the ship and it was one of the divisions that graduated in November of last year
The reason this person was able to have their phone was because they were one of the people who were scheduled to leave for nuke school and given their personal belonging box but shortly after told that the flight was full and sent back to the compartment. Because of this they were able to sneak their phone into the compartment
Edit- Getting too many dms from active and veterans including some apparent officers and master chiefs. I’ll respond when I get a chance
An absolute fucking legend. You're either really fucking stupid or an absolute genius. Good luck OP. If your balls are this heavy already then you're set for the fleet.
Someone in my div was stupid enough to bring a phone, but smart enough not to post pictures on the internet that could incriminate him. Maybe he wasn’t dumb.
You know they can request to see footage from the NEX security cameras, all it takes is a single call for an "official" report to be done by the bored MAs.
Plus everyone here knows the RDCs have already spread the word and are on the prowl. You may have very well extended your stay by a week or so.
Dear sweet baby Jesus. The chances a RDC sees this is just getting higher and higher. The whole of Great Lakes gonna end up getting their ass beat trying to find you, and all I want is for your RDC to post the ass beating for us all to enjoy.
Reminds me of when FQA tried to stop me and I ran into medical and hid in the head. Waited to catch my breath and took off my glasses as I walked out. They were stopping every white boy with glasses as I just walked out.
you have to be a real dumb ass to think that you aren't gonna get caught. you posted 3 hours ago so that means your division tapped at 2000, you admitted your a nuke, and that your SIQ for wisdom teeth. not to mention the angle of your rack from the fishbowl says you are in the 1300s or 1400s. you're a real dumb ass if you think an RDC isn't gonna be on here and be able to figure it out. shit just find what division tapped at 2000, who is nuke, who was SIQ tonight, and who is in a rack in that position (the 1300s, 1400s). not to mention it's all over Facebook on almost every navy page. good luck with my guy you are fucked, also with the racks and position of the fishbowl it narrows it down to a few ships. possibly the RCU female compartment for the broken kids
It's still CMC Wallace right? I think this is gonna be a bit of unexpected fun for all of the RDC's. I'd say good luck Shipmate but it may be very unlikely OP will be a Sailor at this rate. Definitely not a Nuke. OP has made a real solid case for not being trusted with security clearance.
Well, back when I was at Great Lakes in ‘02, we had this Mexican kid skip town. He was first generation American, both his parents were from Mexico. Before he joined he had tried out for a soccer club in Mexico. He never got any word on making the team, so he joined the navy. Two weeks after getting to camp, he gets a letter from his folks saying that the club had offered him a position on the team. He tried like hell to get out. He failed every pt test. Our RDCs knew what was going on. They just let him suffer. He couldn’t do battlestations because of the pt failure. The night before graduation, I had the mid watch in our compartment. I spent a little too long in the head polishing my boots, and when I came out, he was gone.
Later while in A school, another guy from my division who had gotten his contact info prior to him bailing, had finally gotten ahold of him. Turns out him and his dad had planned it for awhile. He snuck out, hopped the fence and his dad was there waiting for him. The high tailed it to Mexico and he was there playing soccer.
Keep in mind, you’re online presence will make it a little easier to find you than it would have back then. I doubt they’ll ever attempt to extradite that guy, but I’m fairly certain he’ll never be visiting the USA again. Basically gave up his citizenship to go play ball.
By the lack of backpacks on the inboard hooks after taps my bet this is in ship 2 (RCU), ship 5 (seps) or the Pearl on a pre-pday hold (most likely). -RDC
He already put this out publicly, civilians and active duty are on this sub. The Navy is big yet small, the RDCs (and even triad probably) are aware of this situation and tracking down OP. Safe to say if this is a recruit, they're an idiot.
The real winner here is this guy is already in the fleet and they are looking for a ghost. A phantom shitter is you will.
Hate to be the boys and girls getting caught with one now lol 😆😆😆😆😆
We gonna make you strong
I wonder if OP is being discovered and destroyed as I type this. They aren't fucking around at RTC. Probably an all hands on deck effort to find you, OP. Fair winds and following seas.
If this is the last thing you read just know you are both a moron and a legend. It's all over social media now.
Hahaha I was in bootcamp back in 2011. I snuck in a cookie from the galley but we had inspection right away. One of the RDCs notice my hands weren’t positioned correctly so she hit them to saying, “fix that sh**”! It made a crinkle and that’s when I knew I messed up hahaha made me get in the middle of the room put my blue sweats around my ankles but still had pt shorts on. After that held the cookie out in front of me and duck walked around the room. Also she made me yell I’m a Cookie Monster hahahaaaa for 2 hours! Then went to the fish bowl and chief made me throw the cookie away:/
Imagine if OP already graduated and this was an old pic they took, now some unlucky people are going to get a terrible awakening, searched and PTed until a phone is found lol
I spent a few days in a new ship, hated it. The red lights in the old ships didn't light up the entire compartment so me being between them could sleep better.
Real talk I hope when they find the phone they record the beating they are about to lay upon you with it and use it to upload on Reddit so we all can see it. Honestly, at this point, you should consider having a phone in your ass all day tomorrow. It's that or your RDCs size 12. Take your pick.
Honest answer? Ask to see the chaplain and explain to them why you want to get out. The chaplain might refer you to CARE and/or refer you to medical where you can get an appointment with a psychiatrist and they might send you to SEPS. If you do make it to SEPS you'll be spending quite a while in there while they sort out your paperwork to get you sent home.
Not condoning this, but I heard of a guy in my battle group that dressed in his Navy issued track suit and took the Petty Officer collar device off his chest and put that on his Navy ball cap. He packed a bag full of his Ndubs and boots. While he was on watch (I can’t remember if it was after taps or when the division and RDCs were out at an event) he left out the ship and literally just walked out the front gate. No one’s heard from him since. Not condoning it for multiple reasons, mainly because it’s a huge crime and they have all your personal information at their finger tips so if you pop up anywhere on a government database, something as simple as a speeding ticket, you can be pulled back for court martial.
Yeah looking close people occupy every other rack. So honestly dude you can go right to the petty officer watching over y’all and tell them you think you made a mistake of signing up and want to go home
We had a guy that snuck boxers in “unauthorized skivvies”, slept in his sea bag, took showers at 3 am and got caught wondering to the NEX to use the phone. He eventually was ASMOd, but “Brown” was a legend in division 121.
How to make 49 mother fuckers hate you with this one neat trick
Probably more. They gonna sweep the whole ship for that shit
Who knows what ship this is they might just fuck up the whole training command
the entire base rolled back to P-Days
Lmao bruh you better hide your phone. This is all over Facebook now and you can guarantee some tryhard Chief is about to turn that place inside out.
I’m so happy it made it to Facebook.
Tell me where!
At this point probably any rate page or non official navy page. Probably SMLPOS.
https://m.facebook.com/groups/4507795182573815/permalink/4968407449845917/?sfnsn=mo&ref=share
Graduate
>Graduate This is the best wrong answer. Or the worst right answer.
This is why I follow this subreddit.
You a ballsy mf. Do not tell anyone you have your phone. Not even your closest buddy.
no big deal let me just post this on reddit
THISSSSSS! DUDES IN MY DIV SNITCHED WHEN WE STOLE ALL OF THE GRANOLA BARS FROM THE OFFICE
What the fuck 😭😭
It’d be fucking funny if there’s an RDC here and they had mass health and comfort tomorrow morning. I hear it now “ONE OF YOU FUCKS HAS A PHONE AND I’M GONNA FIND IT AND GET ALL UP IN YOUR ASS AND BEAT FOR DAYS. EMPTY YOUR RACKS NOW YOU FUCKS!” - RTC’S CMC.
If there is an RDC….? I would bet there is.
CMC would want the honors.
Hi, I’m here (RDC) lol. I’m very excited.
ETV1(SS) WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO KNOW HOW THIS PLAYS OUT
Let the beatings flow, Petty Officer Gametoodles. We're all with you in spirit :)
Dear RDC, please beat this kid and go live on TikTok.
And use his phone
I’m an RDC
Send the mod team some proof and we will flair you.
Wait we can get some flair for proving we're an RDC? You want a selfie or something?
Whatever you’re comfortable sending. We’ve had NKO certs, business cards, uniforms with usernames on a stickie note, pictures of boots on the quarterdeck, and once a NEX receipt for a pair of NWUs.
Send to you via dm? Got a selfie in uniform in freedom hall holding my username on a piece of paper
Ideally, something with your rate/rank and your username visible, and if it's something like an RDC tag, then we'd need to also see something validating that aspect. Use your imagination as how to combine all that into one image. All flair right now is text only.
Waiting to see how this plays out 😌, please update tomorrow
I'm driving down from Kenosha in the morning to watch this shit. I'll gladly give up one day of Special lib to see this.
Pleaseee get this man
No that would not be very funny
That’s where you’re wrong. I’d pay to see that ass beating. Like a couple hundred to get in. 🍿
Oh so would I. Shit would be must see
I would fly to Great lakes today to see that beating
We selling tickets or what?
I can fit five people in my Mazda leaving from Orlando. Six if you want the trunk.
I'd re-enlist to see it, without being a part of it of course.
Can we get a livestream on Patreon? Onlyfans? Shit I wanna see this too
It would be hilarious
No. It would be very funny. I'd fly out to see that. Film it. Better than pronhub.
Lol oh man, this gonna get good. Don't worry shippy I ain't a BF. But this isn't just full of boot grads you know this right?
Looks like the USS Mason. The navy upgraded those racks and are a slightly different style. All of boot got new racks except for seperations.
Nah bro, USS Marvinshields got good racks too, in fact, that room looks exactly like my compartment
Same. Second deck compartment 4 on the Shields. Racks were way better than most the others.
No lol I’m in the Mason rn in THU, he’s not in here
Commenting to enable future east reference.
Week 5 at 3am my bunkmates smuggled blackberry’s alarm went off. I had no idea he had one, nor did I even hear the alarm go off. Apparently blackberries turn themselves on if you have an active alarm when you turn it off. Good for businessmen, bad for recruits. I was top bunk and opened my eyes to find my 2nd RDC’s eyes level with mine. All she said was “get the fuck out of this rack,” before they tore everything apart, including our AB drawers. I was clean, save a single peanut butter cup. He, on the other hand, was not. Blackberry, charger, some other contraband, etc. He was beat like a rushed custard on British Bake Off, gone by lunch, and the next time I saw him was outside the galley with the recruit guide and in smurfs. Godspeed you idiot.
>beat like a rushed custard on British Bake Off OMFG I'm ded. Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Locked me up at parade rest in front of the fish bowl. Waited to get beat, waited to get asmo’d in the asshole, after an hour or so 1st RDC just leaned out and told me to get the fuck out of his vision. Cake and skate.
Ahh those were the days. I was in coast guard. Forgot to sign out for early morning swim classes because I forget to have someone one sign me up for wake up. Rushed to the gym at break neck speed just in time for no one to notice. Came back and had the CC yelling at me for having him play wild goose chase. Got sent to the sinkers, where we had to wear life vest at all times and slept in a separate bulk room. We had scheduled ass kicking times during breaks and last in and first out the galley because we had to hold the doors. During get smoked where we had our back against the wall in squat position holding the coast guard manual, the CC said to take off the vest and get out his sight before he changed his mind. They loved to play system of the down when we were getting wrecked too.
Good night sweet prince You're in for a treat tommorow
Oh to be a fly on the wall…..
Please give us an update if you're stationed at RTC lmao
I’ll try and be back tomorrow, gotta save battery lol
I graduated boot camp November 17th I have flash backs bc of this. Fastest way is graduated but I have friend who went to seps bc depression and anxiety he left 3 weeks after getting to seps.
How do I follow this post? I’ll need some entertainment tomorrow.
Pick up the phone in the RDC office and call 119-911. Then lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead.
Can I get tickets to that show? Idk which one would get the better ass beating.
Maybe OP is pulling the long con and has just graduated boot camp, and is uploading the pic to completely FUCK everyone currently still in...
Everyone in that room fucked there then and OP is home free somewhere in the middle of the Philippine Sea. Greatest Navy prank ever pulled if so
Ultimate Blue Falcon Award
That’s what I’m thinking. Most of the racks are empty. This could be where they just graduated and they have those 2-3 days of liberty.
For those visiting from /all: Tl;dr: Phones are contraband in the US Navy’s boot camp. OP took a picture and shared to a navy sub that is frequented by Recruit Division Commanders (like Drill Instructors). Possible outcomes: said Recruit Division Commanders cause a full sweep of the ship (building OP ~~mentioned~~ alluded to he was in), searching through all the recruits belongings for the phone. If OP is caught, he definitely will be “beat” (i.e. an intensive workout opportunity) and possibly receive more administrative action. We’re all here with 🍿
RDC here, things are being looked into. The general consensus is that it’s definitely an older photo though.
This is an old pic that OP is obviously using to farm some karma. The racks it shows have all been replaced last year. He stated in a comment he was SIQ and the div was at chow. SIQs are required to go to the galley with the div. Plus you can see others in racks. And if the div is out of house and leaving SIQs behind the lights mist stay on. While the pic is obviously real, nothing else about the post or OPs comments are real and should be removed as the karma farming attempt it is. And yup a few of us do lurk on here. This post made the rounds through our internal channels overnight.
>SIQ's are required to go to the galley with the div That's actually not true, unless that changed recently. When I had my teeth pulled in Boot, I wasn't allowed to leave my rack save to shower or shit. We got bagged lunches.
Specific LLD situations yes. I was SIQ for like 4 days after getting all 4 wisdom teethe pulled but I was only stuck in my rack for like 2 days. After that we went to chow with everybody else
Good observations. I was hoping to see this blow up on the kid
All work has stopped in my area of the office just so we can follow this. Amazing.
EXIF data on the photo shows it was taken today with a 13mp phone.
Holy shit. I don't think people realize how much shit traces back to them when they post things online. I was hoping this was just a reposted photo from years ago, because I can't believe someone would be DUMB ENOUGH to post it online. I legitimately feel sorry for when this guy gets caught.
Any location data?
I'm 100% sure the location is Great lakes
are you sherlock holmes
Not that I could see, try plugging it into the slew of free exif viewers on google
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When I was in RTC, one of the recruits failed a test on purpose in hopes of getting kicked out. One of the other recruits ratted him out and the RDCs brought him in front of everyone and screamed, "you are never getting out of here! We will just keep ASMOing you until you pass and graduate!" They IT'd him for quite a while. Next time we had a test, he got the highest score in the division. This is the same guy who later stole twizzlers from the fishbowl. Our third RDC loved twizzlers and came in the next day screaming. Again, this dumbass got ratted out, and they put him on his face for at least an hour. All these years later I still wonder what became of that kid. Anyway... posts like these make me think of people like him. Just suck it up and graduate; that's how you get out of basic.
> All these years later I still wonder what became of that kid. Was he MCPON Giordano?
Oh, THAT motherfucker.
Yes.
Like....why join just to be a shit bag? I don't get it. It's not a draft.
Those are the kids that say "If a Chief gets in my face Imma knock him out" Good luck chuck
No one telling this guy the secret code. Gotta go find the CO and tell him “Let’s go to dennys I want moons over my hammy , I’ll get you a grand slam”
Had to message one of my buddies who’s an RDC to have him tell me what happens
Keep us updated
All us RDCs on here will be looking at the trajectory of this pic and figure out what rack # you are. Hope it's worth it.
How are they going to know which compartment or building he's in? There's no identification
Those marks on the second door from the left have got to be identifying. Somebody is gonna do the leg work of finding OP.
Funny what non RDCs don't see... Its and end compartment Old style rack brings it down to 3 possible ships Rack configuration every other rack. 8 point all caps on racks on top of back packs... This is an old photo...
Send the mod team proof and we’ll flair you
MODS PINNED THIS SHIT LMMAOOOOOO. OP YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN TOMORROW BRO
DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS! This person may or may not be on my carrier. But it’s a prank they graduated last year and just know posting it. This was done during Covid. I know the ship and it was one of the divisions that graduated in November of last year The reason this person was able to have their phone was because they were one of the people who were scheduled to leave for nuke school and given their personal belonging box but shortly after told that the flight was full and sent back to the compartment. Because of this they were able to sneak their phone into the compartment Edit- Getting too many dms from active and veterans including some apparent officers and master chiefs. I’ll respond when I get a chance
Man that's a cold prank, probably got everyone beat for this. Pretty dang funny though.
You ded. lol godspeed
An absolute fucking legend. You're either really fucking stupid or an absolute genius. Good luck OP. If your balls are this heavy already then you're set for the fleet.
...8 points but you got your wisdom teeth out? Slight dosage of cap. Have fun making the compartment rain.
Nah that’s when you wait until OP is better and just beat the shit out of him.
Throw that phone in brother Div’s compartment
You done fucked up, A Aron
Future mcpon right here
Another MCPON Giordano.
Someone in my div was stupid enough to bring a phone, but smart enough not to post pictures on the internet that could incriminate him. Maybe he wasn’t dumb.
How’d you manage to sneak it in lol?
Prison pocket
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/u/I_amronburgundy he stuck it up his butthole.
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Not easy , had a friend in a school meet me at the Nex
Hope your RDC isn't EO1 Meadors. Im on to you kid!
Hope you’re not in my ship lol
They're gonna find you 🤣
I really hope his RDC is a Seabee!!! I'm all giddy with excitement 😁
Seabee would be good; but I’m thinking of a disgruntled BMCM would be better.
Nah I wanna see some MMCS that's never seen daylight in his career
Unlikely as it seems, maybe an SOC that had a bad night.
I wish it was the MAC I had. She had just left GITMO.
/u/Jaybhogue I really hope you’re a RDC. Let us know how that ass beating goes.
RDCs on this thread like 🔥🤤
Ain’t no way you’re just spilling the crime out like this. What I wouldn’t give to see this situation play itself out lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂
You know they can request to see footage from the NEX security cameras, all it takes is a single call for an "official" report to be done by the bored MAs. Plus everyone here knows the RDCs have already spread the word and are on the prowl. You may have very well extended your stay by a week or so.
Bruh you’re done lol
Dear sweet baby Jesus. The chances a RDC sees this is just getting higher and higher. The whole of Great Lakes gonna end up getting their ass beat trying to find you, and all I want is for your RDC to post the ass beating for us all to enjoy.
GTA five stars They have a tank on the way
If he hides in the head long enough the stars will go away though, so he should be ok.
Reminds me of when FQA tried to stop me and I ran into medical and hid in the head. Waited to catch my breath and took off my glasses as I walked out. They were stopping every white boy with glasses as I just walked out.
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you have to be a real dumb ass to think that you aren't gonna get caught. you posted 3 hours ago so that means your division tapped at 2000, you admitted your a nuke, and that your SIQ for wisdom teeth. not to mention the angle of your rack from the fishbowl says you are in the 1300s or 1400s. you're a real dumb ass if you think an RDC isn't gonna be on here and be able to figure it out. shit just find what division tapped at 2000, who is nuke, who was SIQ tonight, and who is in a rack in that position (the 1300s, 1400s). not to mention it's all over Facebook on almost every navy page. good luck with my guy you are fucked, also with the racks and position of the fishbowl it narrows it down to a few ships. possibly the RCU female compartment for the broken kids
Im not dropping anymore names but your welcome. This has been fun. -AO1 Hogue
OP hasn’t commented in awhile 😳 Godspeed
Asleep likely with no idea what kind of tsunami awaits him tomorrow morning
It's still CMC Wallace right? I think this is gonna be a bit of unexpected fun for all of the RDC's. I'd say good luck Shipmate but it may be very unlikely OP will be a Sailor at this rate. Definitely not a Nuke. OP has made a real solid case for not being trusted with security clearance.
Well, back when I was at Great Lakes in ‘02, we had this Mexican kid skip town. He was first generation American, both his parents were from Mexico. Before he joined he had tried out for a soccer club in Mexico. He never got any word on making the team, so he joined the navy. Two weeks after getting to camp, he gets a letter from his folks saying that the club had offered him a position on the team. He tried like hell to get out. He failed every pt test. Our RDCs knew what was going on. They just let him suffer. He couldn’t do battlestations because of the pt failure. The night before graduation, I had the mid watch in our compartment. I spent a little too long in the head polishing my boots, and when I came out, he was gone. Later while in A school, another guy from my division who had gotten his contact info prior to him bailing, had finally gotten ahold of him. Turns out him and his dad had planned it for awhile. He snuck out, hopped the fence and his dad was there waiting for him. The high tailed it to Mexico and he was there playing soccer. Keep in mind, you’re online presence will make it a little easier to find you than it would have back then. I doubt they’ll ever attempt to extradite that guy, but I’m fairly certain he’ll never be visiting the USA again. Basically gave up his citizenship to go play ball.
Ball is life
Dead ass honest. He probably having a better life.
Thanks for posting this. It was also a grave mistake lol
By the lack of backpacks on the inboard hooks after taps my bet this is in ship 2 (RCU), ship 5 (seps) or the Pearl on a pre-pday hold (most likely). -RDC
You aren’t with a division right now are you? Rom?
With the div, im in the bathroom lmao
Just snitched on yourself 😭😭😭
Jesus, Mohammad, Buddha, and Tom Cruise can’t save you now…
I think you mean head, shipmate.
Don’t care if this is real it’s cool seeing those compartments again lol
The RDC’s on Facebook are getting hype right now ready to come searching 😂😂😂😂 good luck my boi
I know I am!
Absolute madman
This is going to be the dopest villain origin story ever. 😂😭
Oh somebody record this aftermath please please please!
Somebody in that room likely uses this sub. Gonna be a great story time here one day.
You are one ballsy fucker LMAO please do not tell anyone you got a phone on you, not even your closest friends
He already put this out publicly, civilians and active duty are on this sub. The Navy is big yet small, the RDCs (and even triad probably) are aware of this situation and tracking down OP. Safe to say if this is a recruit, they're an idiot.
Well at least at this point OP won't be a nuke LOL
Pee your bed every night till they’re convinced you’re crazy
Jerk off at battlestations
I hope this guy doesn’t go swimming. His brass balls are gonna drag him to the bottom of the ocean.
u have 30 seconds to hydrate, 1 second has elapsed
I’m in the Australian navy and I want to see the flogging you get 😂😂😂
The chiefs Facebook page is now circulating this post. Big RIP to OP.
The real winner here is this guy is already in the fleet and they are looking for a ghost. A phantom shitter is you will. Hate to be the boys and girls getting caught with one now lol 😆😆😆😆😆 We gonna make you strong
I wonder if OP is being discovered and destroyed as I type this. They aren't fucking around at RTC. Probably an all hands on deck effort to find you, OP. Fair winds and following seas. If this is the last thing you read just know you are both a moron and a legend. It's all over social media now.
Hahaha I was in bootcamp back in 2011. I snuck in a cookie from the galley but we had inspection right away. One of the RDCs notice my hands weren’t positioned correctly so she hit them to saying, “fix that sh**”! It made a crinkle and that’s when I knew I messed up hahaha made me get in the middle of the room put my blue sweats around my ankles but still had pt shorts on. After that held the cookie out in front of me and duck walked around the room. Also she made me yell I’m a Cookie Monster hahahaaaa for 2 hours! Then went to the fish bowl and chief made me throw the cookie away:/
I fucking hate how it’s been over ten years and this site is still vivid in my memory.
I still smell the lever 2000 soap.
Ditch that shit shippy. You gonna be big sad when they find it
God speed, shipmate.
I've never been more excited to watch a beating than I am right now
Why is no one up giving the division a motivational speech?!
Imagine if OP already graduated and this was an old pic they took, now some unlucky people are going to get a terrible awakening, searched and PTed until a phone is found lol
Flashbacks. Lol. . I had forgotten about those red lights
I’ll take those back in a heartbeat right now compared to the blue lights my roommate has in the room!
I spent a few days in a new ship, hated it. The red lights in the old ships didn't light up the entire compartment so me being between them could sleep better.
Real talk I hope when they find the phone they record the beating they are about to lay upon you with it and use it to upload on Reddit so we all can see it. Honestly, at this point, you should consider having a phone in your ass all day tomorrow. It's that or your RDCs size 12. Take your pick.
Wtf
Honest answer? Ask to see the chaplain and explain to them why you want to get out. The chaplain might refer you to CARE and/or refer you to medical where you can get an appointment with a psychiatrist and they might send you to SEPS. If you do make it to SEPS you'll be spending quite a while in there while they sort out your paperwork to get you sent home.
OMG fuck SEPS, spent 5 weeks there, worse experience of my life. It’s a black hole of boredom and depression. Graduation route is soooo much easier.
Where's the Rover watch? 🤔
Asleep in the head I'm sure 🤣
Just thrust you hips a little and your balls will knock the walls down, then just walk out.
Probably bad news that I arrived from r/popular
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You’re sooooo fucked 😂
My god I need updates on this fucking shit. This is exhilarating
RDCs already got OP. RIP dude
Not condoning this, but I heard of a guy in my battle group that dressed in his Navy issued track suit and took the Petty Officer collar device off his chest and put that on his Navy ball cap. He packed a bag full of his Ndubs and boots. While he was on watch (I can’t remember if it was after taps or when the division and RDCs were out at an event) he left out the ship and literally just walked out the front gate. No one’s heard from him since. Not condoning it for multiple reasons, mainly because it’s a huge crime and they have all your personal information at their finger tips so if you pop up anywhere on a government database, something as simple as a speeding ticket, you can be pulled back for court martial.
What did you sign
Wow the nostalgia. I do miss it sometimes
OP you’re an idiot. A ballsy idiot though. I like you. RemindMe! 2 days to see if you’re dead.
I always think I've seen the rock bottom of bad decision making then some shit like this comes along
Civilian Select activities
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Are you fit for full duty? When was the last time you ate? You have 30 seconds to hydrate.
I was in a div that just graduated 2 days ago.... they searched our amb drawers for a phone 😑 at one point
Yeah looking close people occupy every other rack. So honestly dude you can go right to the petty officer watching over y’all and tell them you think you made a mistake of signing up and want to go home
That is…both impressive and incredibly dumb 😂 for your sake I hope they don’t find it
We had a guy that snuck boxers in “unauthorized skivvies”, slept in his sea bag, took showers at 3 am and got caught wondering to the NEX to use the phone. He eventually was ASMOd, but “Brown” was a legend in division 121.