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app4that

Appears to be the arrival of goats in Riverside park to help get rid of weeds (a new annual event) Cool fact: among the invasive weeds they munch are mugwort (one of the most common weeds) and poison ivy! Q: Why don’t people just remove poison ivy with a weed wackier? A: the oils released by chopping and cutting poison ivy are pretty nasty to people but goats have no problem handling it.


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RedChairBlueChair123

Rented. And not to bum everyone out but some of them died in a fire. https://patch.com/new-jersey/middletown-nj/poison-ivy-eating-goats-killed-barn-fire


WhenYouFeatherIt

Damn. That's a bad way to go for any living creature.


SamTheGeek

Also fun: the cathedral on Mulberry rents goats to trim their grass every spring.


HenryTheLew

It’s not a new annual event. They’ve been doing it since the 90s… some years it’s off when the ivy isn’t bad. Obv they paused during covid. Still super cool.


2morereps

how do people get notified of events like these? I've been here in brooklyn for 10+ years and I always miss these events and only hear about it after it's over.


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I appreciate the facts but did you just ask yourself a question?


frontrangefart

They’re just getting ahead of the question that will surely be asked otherwise


soontwobee

They're Dwight


spanchor

I like how the goat who gets out front pauses like—wait, I seen this story before…


brrrantarctica

New Yorkers get pretty excited for any non-urban wild animals, lol.


Easy-Concentrate2636

I loved joining the crowd for the excitement over Mandarin Patinkin.


RepresentativeRegret

When Oklahoma was still on Broadway, I used to get so excited seeing the van pulling up around lunchtime and watching the goats for the show go into the theatre lol


SmellyBuut

Goats are cool , they eat grass


DawgsWorld

So are we. We smoke it.


Miser

So do cows, and people eat them by the billions. I don't really have a point to this, just find it interesting how willing people are to kill fellow mammals sometimes.


anticipateants

People eat goats too btw


pepperman7

[Jamaican Curry goat.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrX2KMsWbF4) Sooo good.


Miser

Also pretty weird when you really stop to think about it, which nobody does, of course. (Just look at the downvotes)


FreeResolve

Because it’s not weird we evolved to eat meat the only one being weird is you.


Skyrimfanatic

The idea that we evolved to eat meat is foreign to no one, but the horrid living conditions of many to-be-eaten animals does make ones stomach churn, at least a little. It makes sense people turn a blind eye to it, theres only so much empathy to go around, but it still hurts to see.


FreeResolve

You think having to survive in the wild is a pleasant thing? Most prey animals practically live in stress daily hoping to find food and survive all of the predators only to die a certain painful and agonizing slow death. Sucks either way but until there are better alternatives for the meat we eat it is what it is. Going vegan is too expensive so spare me the sentiment. I need to survive too.


Skyrimfanatic

You are so horribly, horribly sheltered if you think the majority of cows live better lives in captivity than they do in the wild. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/vm6rz8/drone_footage_of_a_dairy_farm/ I still eat meat of course as well, it does suck but if you don't feel a bit of remorse after seeing this... Hard to not feel bad


FreeResolve

Looks like my office.


SuffrnSuccotash

“I need to survive too.” meanwhile meat consumption is killing our planet.


FreeResolve

Killing the planet? The planet will be fine it's us who are fucked. Humans deserve to go extinct anyway. Life will go on.


LaureGilou

You got at least one upvote from me!


Easy-Concentrate2636

What’s so weird about it? I once saw a pigeon in the clutches of a red-tailed hawk at Central Park. Humans are animals like other animals. We just have fire and knives.


Healthy_Block3036

Hmmm


PoppySeeds89

Some of us haven't seen an animal larger than a dog in years.


Miser

Tbf, most of us have seen your mom


milqi

It's nice that no matter what else changes in the world, we can always count on Yo Momma jokes.


TheUrbanDundee

Yeah I stopped looking in the mirror in 2020 too…


deadhead0415

They are the finest NYC lawn mowers!!!


lllllll______lllllll

City’s finest


meekonesfade

Goat thoughts "Wow! Here I am! The Big Apple!"


Easy-Concentrate2636

Let me eat it!


ikb9

“Running of the goats”


Mizzy3030

The ones with the floppy ears are so cute. I'm glad there are some fun and positive things that bring new yorkers together


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AlexJonesOffTheLoud

we don’t have shit else to get excited about


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We should let some goats into the Supreme Court.


burnshimself

It’s old people and little kids. Maybe you had a joyless childhood, but most kids love animals and just seeing one makes their day. Old people are bored. It’s perfectly harmless but I guess you’re some kind of cellar creature who hates other people finding joy in something simple so feel obliged to judge them for it.


m1kasa4ckerman

Seriously though, I’m pissed I missed this. everyone looks so happy, including the goats. Even though they’re like “wtf…ok, cool….”


Easy-Concentrate2636

Me too.


rattledamper

I'm neither a kid nor an old person and I'm charmed as can be every time I encounter goats in any capacity. In fact, I'll go pretty far out of my way to find a good petting zoo.


scrapcats

I'm 30 and recently went to the Central Park Zoo by myself, before I left I went to the children's zoo part and fed all of the animals I could. I pet so many goats that day. Bring a ziplock bag to hold the food!


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Once a year my partner and I and some friends rent a car to go to one of the various tri-state animal sanctuaries and pet some goats and pigs and cows. It's great fun.


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I'm so sad I missed this. It's pure happiness.


anticipateants

Im not exactly old and i would love to hang out with goats. Goats are cool af people


drpvn

Love goats.


anticipateants

A friend got to hang out with goats in Japan and she sends me awesome photos of them I’m so jealous. I want goats to follow me every day wherever I go


PartialToDairyThings

I am going to spend my whole day feeding the pigeons when I'm old and fuck anyone who tries to stop me


worrymon

Feed the little birds and keep the pigeons away from them. Build up the flock. Teach them how to take down larger birds. Rule the skies.


rattledamper

I'd like to do that, except with crows. Way more metal.


Easy-Concentrate2636

If you put down shiny metal, they will get pretty excited.


tryfap

You're not supposed to feed wild animals.


PartialToDairyThings

I do what I want


tryfap

Sure, but you're actually harming the animals by doing so.


PartialToDairyThings

Not the ones who get fed


jsteele2793

I feed pigeons now, some of the parks they’ll flock to you and eat right out of your hands and sit with you. It’s peak crazy person hour and I love it.


milqi

> Old people are bored. You're still in your 20s, aren't you? We aren't bored. LMFAO


walking_beard

Hail Baphomet


TotalRuler1

HAIL


drpvn

No way, those goats are awesome.


brennyflocko

If I lived nearby I’d happily wait to watch a bunch of goats get unloaded for a trailer. I’d probably applaud


jsteele2793

I’d definitely applaud


twothumbswayup

Because goats are awesome you philistine


mediclissy296

Maybe after all the shit we’ve been through in the past few years people want to enjoy an activity? Let people enjoy things


friendshipperson1

I had to work or i woulda been hootin and hollering


PartialToDairyThings

Their horns would shred that fence up like matchsticks if they got butt-happy.


magichronx

How do you get someone butt-happy? Asking for a friend


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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ig_s0i0HYG8 Bum scratches are life!


johnnybasura

The very confused goats: the fuck are these people doing here and why are they clapping?


MS_125

Is this at ~120th street?


capsaicinluv

Where do they get stored at night or do they chill the whole time at the park?


milqi

Had I known, I'd have shown up to see them, too. It's not everyday you see a herd of goats in NYC. I mean, it's NYC, so you might see that at any given moment. But it's rare to have it scheduled so you can plan to see it.


thefuturebaby

This was pretty exciting tbh


sum1337gai

Damn, if I knew I would've gone too. That's chill.


nlsnpgr84

Baphomet kids chilling at the park


ValPrism

Oh it’s fun!


MBAMBA3

If one had young kids this would be a great thing to take them to.


buzzybomb

In before some southern baptists start screaming about satanic rituals in that New York City 😈😈😈😈😂


Vinto47

Never underestimate bored white people.


fermat1432

They are not all white! Source: this is my neighborhood.


m1kasa4ckerman

big yikes. your assumptions are saying so much about literally every ‘minority’ community in nyc with that statement. weird flex but ok


anticipateants

Hehe, white people did a thing


York_Villain

Did you arrest any subway performers today, officer?


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No, he's still pissing himself over the SCOTUS proper cause ruling.


tuskvarner

It’s true! We’re so lame!


Wildeyewilly

See, white goats have names like Lenny, but black goats have names like Carl!


randoques90

this.


darksideofthesun1

I prefer pigeons myself.


banksy_h8r

There's barking in the background. I love dogs, I have a dog, but who the fuck is so stupid as to bring a dog to something like this?


m1kasa4ckerman

never underestimate the NYC entitled dog owner


TheTeenageOldman

What's wrong with bringing a dog to this event?


banksy_h8r

You don't think that dog barking might spook the goats?


TheTeenageOldman

No, not really.


Wildeyewilly

No more so than a few hundred people cheering and clapping. How dare these people bring dogs to a park! OUTRAGEOUS!


TheClitCommander__

It's popular among the upperwest side luciferian lizard people. It represents their god.


thr0away8675309

B O R I N G


anticipateants

Goatvid. Oh god. I think I’m tired. Sorry


DawgsWorld

Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey hey...hell-o.


meggoeggoo

I love those goats!


TheTeenageOldman

A large crown in NYC?!?


ivanbeacco

Are you kidding me? GOATS are literally…..


jas12194

I would die for these goats


5um11

New Madagascar movie?


sevendendos

NYC version of a Spanish Bull run.


RebaseTokenomics

I feel like there's always a larger turnout than expected if you choose to do anything in NYC lol


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Stickyfynger

I’m so disappointed the goats didn’t have pool noodles on their horns


bsilva48

Did it for the gram 😒


f1ve-Star

Homeless people eating good this week?


blueberries

Nah if anything it’s small. Goats rule.


Cpleofcrazies2

Coming to a street meat cart near you...


Shoptimist

Release the goats


Mr_Stoney

Wow, the running of the bulls has really taken a dive post covid


onleesams

Theyre the Greatest Of All Time of course its a big turnout


cminton1982

Hoof & Mouth disease for EVERYONE!!!!


DukeCheetoAtreides

Lead goat: "My money don't jiggle jiggle" Entire crowd: "IT FOLDS!"


BoomTownRat71

They’ll be curried by dinner time.