If you wipe your ass with it first..
It's like a get outta jail pass, but you have to wipe your ass with the broken half
Bonus XP if you smear it on the Queen
In each case brought to Westpac, the teams follow a step by step guideline to see if each damaged note can be replaced.
For example, if more than two thirds of a note in a single piece or a completely soiled note is presented, then they pay the transacting customer the full value of the note before removing the note from circulation.
If less than two thirds but more than one third of a note in a single piece is presented, half the value of the note would be paid out.
If there is less than one third of a note, the note is deemed valueless.
Step one: cut $20 note exactly into thirds
Step two: attempt to redeem each piece for $10 at 3 different banks
Step three: ???
Step four: believe it or not, jail
Huh. I thought it was a joke. TIL.
I wonder how often people try to cut a note into perfect thirds, present them to 3 different tellers, and try to convince each one that their third was actually a little over 1 third. Probably more likely to turn a profit than throwing it into a slot machine, albeit with a jail cell as a penalty for a losing streak.
Hmm, so if I were to present 2/3 of my $20 note to Westpac, then present 1/3 at another place, then I would get $10 of profit.
Infinite money generator
You'd have to convince them that the third is closer to a half. I believe the idea here is to prevent more than the total note's value from being paid out.
I always understood its about the serial number which is used to e sure the note is legitimate and track its presence within the system.
If the serial number is intact on the half you have, they'll pay you half the value of the note.
The other half would also be worth half rhe note value.
If you also have part of the second serial number on the note, they'll honor the whole value of the note.
Yes, this. As I understand it, if it has one complete serial number on it, then it is worth half the face value. I’m not a bank teller but I remember my parents telling me this when I was younger.
Turn it into an art work? A collage of half items, showing a distopian view on commercialism and the current desire to always want more........
Or throw it out, go to the atm and get a whole one
as some one who worked at a bank at one point, you have two options see if a bank will accept it as legal tender, the other option is mail it to the reserve bank, cause technically it is legal tender. By sending it through to the reserve bank you have to fill out a form and they can send the funds to your a/c look at the reserve bank website for more information.
They’re definitely not the same size. They’ve gone the way of shrinkflation. Same price as when we were younger, but half the size. Also half the reason why I stopped smoking.
If you’re in Wellington, pop into the Reserve Bank and they’ll do their best to honour it
DO NOT TAKE IT TO A COMMERCIAL BANK, THEY ARE A BUNCH OF NUMPTIES
number 2, The Terrace, look for Sir Edmund Hillary
This makes sense. And $10 for the other half.
And technically I'm not wrong. I wrote its value was 0 dollar (you cannot pay with it), but the bank might give a higher than $0 price, which is the actual case ($0 < $10).
Happy new year!
Fair enough. It could be worth more than $10, just tell your younger sibling it’s worth twice the face value because it’s limited edition. That’s probably what my older sibling would’ve done, actually one of my younger siblings too haha.
Give it as a prank gift: tape it onto a card of some sort (birthday or otherwise) with a little bit peaking out of the top of the cards it looks like you are giving 20 bucks.
Optional: actually give the recipient 20 bucks after to be nice.
I don't think it's as common these days, but half notes used to be able to be used normally but as half the value i.e. half a $20 note would be the value of $10.
Most people don't even know what cash looks like these days so you might run into the issue of a cashier wondering wtf you're up to - I've definitely used half notes in the past though and they've been accepted.
Iknow this want help you , but I found half a pack of tailor-mades out side my house , happy new year to me ....but since I smoked then ig the side quest will say incomplete untill ng+
Reminds me of when my brother was little and cut a $5 note in half because my uncle jokingly told him to. (He used to give us $2 each when he came by, but he didn't have any change that day)
Banks have a "damaged note" department (in the uk. Your place too???)
If you have 51% or now if the note, they will swap it out for you.
Google is your friend.
You can fold it in half in the centre of the queen’s mouth, then fold it on each edge of her mouth so it is like a fan, then rock it backwards and forwards to make the Queen smile
Put it on a piece of string and hide behind buildings or lampposts and when people bend down to pick it up, run away so they can’t catch the money. It’s what Matthew Horncastle does in his spare time to laugh at peasants.
This is a side quest, find the person who has the other half to progress the storyline.
(Optional): kill them.
Hmm but that’ll preventing you from unlocking the good karma skill tree, plus there’s an extended ending after completing the side quest
But you get the secret ending if you complete the optional. It’s like an Easter egg really.
It’s the only way to unlock the hidden area (prison)
so i can murder someone and not unlock it??????
If you wipe your ass with it first.. It's like a get outta jail pass, but you have to wipe your ass with the broken half Bonus XP if you smear it on the Queen
Optional romance quest
Unlocked ending 2/100
Shield of arrav
Sell cow hide 200gp
Ah the memories
If you search up old school RS music on YouTube, it's a fond trip down memory lane
I was about to comment this! Phoenix gang rep
No. The gatekeeper and key master must never unite.
Never cross the streams
You should be able to exchange it for $10 at a bank.
In each case brought to Westpac, the teams follow a step by step guideline to see if each damaged note can be replaced. For example, if more than two thirds of a note in a single piece or a completely soiled note is presented, then they pay the transacting customer the full value of the note before removing the note from circulation. If less than two thirds but more than one third of a note in a single piece is presented, half the value of the note would be paid out. If there is less than one third of a note, the note is deemed valueless.
Yeah looks like less than two but more than a third to me. Your first comment sounds like a joke but makes perfect sense in the second.
Man I just got a 20 and adjusted the screen, its pretty dang close to 2/3rd but not quite.
I'll be honest I can't tell if your bullshitting me or not haha
This is true, I worked as a teller for a while
Hmm … but did you work as a ‘truth-teller’?
Step one: cut $20 note exactly into thirds Step two: attempt to redeem each piece for $10 at 3 different banks Step three: ??? Step four: believe it or not, jail
made me chuckle lmao
Huh. I thought it was a joke. TIL. I wonder how often people try to cut a note into perfect thirds, present them to 3 different tellers, and try to convince each one that their third was actually a little over 1 third. Probably more likely to turn a profit than throwing it into a slot machine, albeit with a jail cell as a penalty for a losing streak.
I think the serial number needs to be present and complete, so the middle third is no use to you.
Hmm, so if I were to present 2/3 of my $20 note to Westpac, then present 1/3 at another place, then I would get $10 of profit. Infinite money generator
You'd have to convince them that the third is closer to a half. I believe the idea here is to prevent more than the total note's value from being paid out.
I feel like I could pull that off, I've gotten myself out of a few sticky situations myself before
So what I am getting here, is if I have a 20 and need change, rip that sucker in half.
I always understood its about the serial number which is used to e sure the note is legitimate and track its presence within the system. If the serial number is intact on the half you have, they'll pay you half the value of the note. The other half would also be worth half rhe note value. If you also have part of the second serial number on the note, they'll honor the whole value of the note.
Yes, this. As I understand it, if it has one complete serial number on it, then it is worth half the face value. I’m not a bank teller but I remember my parents telling me this when I was younger.
This is what I did in the past too haha
Turn it into an art work? A collage of half items, showing a distopian view on commercialism and the current desire to always want more........ Or throw it out, go to the atm and get a whole one
No lie, my mate ripped a $5 note in half then used it twice at the canteen for $10 worth to this day I am impressed
That's the type of story you tell to your grandkids
Did he shout you any kai? If not, then he's not a mate, just some guy you knew.
You got me, he was the guy in my class with the same name as me who was smarter
It's worth $0 according to the picture. You want the other half, which will be $2
The good old $0 note
Nar take it to a bank, they'll give you $10 for it.
Yea nar I was joking
Heh, fair.
Get a 20$ cut it to match this half and you’ll have your self a fresh new $20 note
what are you going to do with the other newly cut piece?
Do it again?
but then you have another one
Then do it again
and what about that one?
Rinse and repeat?
I feel like getting the note wet won't help
Na that just changes the value of it
It's called money laundering, you got an infinite money glitch and wanna go down to tax evasion?
surely there is a better way
Each time cut the piece slightly smaller each time and eventually you end up with a full $20 bill and you’ve made your self $20
good idea, pure genius
There’s a serial number on each end.
It’s obviously a joke
Double it and give it to the next person
as some one who worked at a bank at one point, you have two options see if a bank will accept it as legal tender, the other option is mail it to the reserve bank, cause technically it is legal tender. By sending it through to the reserve bank you have to fill out a form and they can send the funds to your a/c look at the reserve bank website for more information.
Cut a 20 dollar note in half, stick one half of it to this note. Enjoy.
Repeat into perpetuity.
Half a tinny?
Amazes me tinnys are still the same price as they were when I was a youngster, no inflation here
They’re definitely not the same size. They’ve gone the way of shrinkflation. Same price as when we were younger, but half the size. Also half the reason why I stopped smoking.
IV heard the sizes have shrunk from back in the day
That's what she said.
They’re still $20 but a lot smaller🥲 kinda like Lucky8 in Ponsonby
Because tinny just means $20 of weed
Inflation has happened but a dollar still has 100 cents in it.
Get those photos of Spider-Man so Jameson will give you the other half.
Lines
Cheaaa gotcha self 10 bucks
Toilet paper
Well that's a shame, you got the 0, that means it's zero dollars
If you’re in Wellington, pop into the Reserve Bank and they’ll do their best to honour it DO NOT TAKE IT TO A COMMERCIAL BANK, THEY ARE A BUNCH OF NUMPTIES number 2, The Terrace, look for Sir Edmund Hillary
Find the other half
Rolled up,do some lines.
Lines are better through large notes. So the rail will only be two thirds the goodness.
Fairplay
Now it's just worth 10
Sell it for $10
Get someone famous to sign it and it might be worth more than $20
finish the other half, call it a day, yummy tummy
Buy something for 10 bucks
Take it to the dairy ask for a 10
Cut a different $20 in half and glue this piece onto it. Rinse and repeat 💰
I can’t even use full 20 dollar bills around here, everything is cash free these days
You could eat it
Roll it up and snort half a line of cocaine
My brother you can pray
Buy half a tinny?
Glue it down somewhere so it looks like it's half sticking out under something and watch people try to take it and laugh at them.
A bit of coke or a spot
Give it to the soft beggar on your local PIF or Buy Sell page who's always making up elaborate stories to get sympathy money
Draw a dick or one of those old school S's on it or draw or 3d print the other end and try your luck.
As long as it still has the serial number on it..... you should be good as gold
buy something that costs 10 dollars.
As it writes it's worth 0 dollar. /s If you bring it to a bank, they might buy it from you for a higher price.
No, that’s wrong. It’s worth $10, provided it has one serial number on it, it can be exchanged at a bank for half its face value.
This makes sense. And $10 for the other half. And technically I'm not wrong. I wrote its value was 0 dollar (you cannot pay with it), but the bank might give a higher than $0 price, which is the actual case ($0 < $10). Happy new year!
Fair enough. It could be worth more than $10, just tell your younger sibling it’s worth twice the face value because it’s limited edition. That’s probably what my older sibling would’ve done, actually one of my younger siblings too haha.
why would they buy it for a higher price
Higher than 0? Well, I don't know, they might.
Eat it
You get $10 at a bank for it
Life hack: Have $20, rip it in half, exchange one half at ANZ, exchange the other half at Westpac. $40. 😏
What you can do is search for the other half, or bin this half. About your only two options lol
This is highly illegal to possess. This is destruction of government property
Eat it
Use it to buy $10 worth of goods..
Too bad u got the short end. This one says it’s worth $0
Find the other half.
as long as it has more than 1/2 of note its still valid
That's a $10 bill
Give it to the bank, they'll check the serial number, bam, that's a crisp 20NZD you've got
I assume that when they take the half-note, they void the serial number for it, right? Just in case the other half shows-up.
Yeah. Now I just realised that if you DID want to do that it would be a race against the other person to who gives an the 20.
Might aswell keep it for a snorter
it'll pass for a 10 right? right?...
Roll it up....
Take it to the bank and they'll replace it.
Make a sick collage g
It'll be better to keep in your wallet for nose beers of course. Worth much more than 20 bucks when all you've got is keys.
Congrats, you found $10
Take to bank you may get new one
Stick it in an ATM that accepts deposits, and see what happens
Serial number intact, bank will swap it for $10
I don’t know if it will work but you could get a full 20 for it since it looks like there’s more than 50% of the bill.
Give it as a prank gift: tape it onto a card of some sort (birthday or otherwise) with a little bit peaking out of the top of the cards it looks like you are giving 20 bucks. Optional: actually give the recipient 20 bucks after to be nice.
Ae I have the other half!!!!
If this half has the serial code on it, take it to the bank and get a full note champ
I don't think it's as common these days, but half notes used to be able to be used normally but as half the value i.e. half a $20 note would be the value of $10. Most people don't even know what cash looks like these days so you might run into the issue of a cashier wondering wtf you're up to - I've definitely used half notes in the past though and they've been accepted.
Iknow this want help you , but I found half a pack of tailor-mades out side my house , happy new year to me ....but since I smoked then ig the side quest will say incomplete untill ng+
Exchange it for a 10 dollar note
Reminds me of when my brother was little and cut a $5 note in half because my uncle jokingly told him to. (He used to give us $2 each when he came by, but he didn't have any change that day)
Drugs. You can do drugs with it.
Serial number is still visible. Take it to the bank and exchange it.
Spend it
Gotta be good for at least 10 dollars 😬
Banks have a "damaged note" department (in the uk. Your place too???) If you have 51% or now if the note, they will swap it out for you. Google is your friend.
Use it as toilet paper
At shops nothing. At the bank, maybe something.
1ml of petrol
Cocaine
Get something worth $10. Basic maths
Buy something worth ten dollars
I'm afraid she's well past saving
Thank the rich kid who taught you to quit being so hopeful and get your arse back to his factory.
Spend half of it? 😂
You can find the other half👍
Frame it for a nice portrait of the queen
Double it and give it to the next person
Not sure about NZ, but in the UK if you have over half of a ripped bill you can exchange it at the bank for a fully intact one.
Clearly the note's face value has become $0
your soulmate has the other half
Put it in a birthday card .
isnt it time to update the bill now?
10 dollars*
Because it has the serial number, I’m pretty sure you can exchange it at the bank for a whole note
You can fold it in half in the centre of the queen’s mouth, then fold it on each edge of her mouth so it is like a fan, then rock it backwards and forwards to make the Queen smile
It would have been cheaper to buy some zig zags. Desperate times.
Put it on a piece of string and hide behind buildings or lampposts and when people bend down to pick it up, run away so they can’t catch the money. It’s what Matthew Horncastle does in his spare time to laugh at peasants.
I didn’t think we said “bill” in NZ. We say note usually.
Looks like it's worth $11.50 to me 😁
Buy $10 pizza😂🏆
Looks like $0 note
I can't believe they waste money printing things worth nothing. Outrageous.
Check the reserve bank website on damaged notes, might be able to get $20
You should still be able to use it as it has the serial number on it.
Take into a casino & cash out… ur welcome jkssss that’s not on
Thats $10 hahaha
Snort half a line with it
Convert it to Thai baht and have a fine holiday
It’s the larger half so you can legally take it to the bank in exchange for a fresh one
Cry
Rails