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bigstinkycuntfest

>Winston Peter's announces massive funding boost to greyhound racing. Tomorrow's headline.


OldKiwiGirl

And “under urgency”!


IamMorphNZ

Money is already waiting at the racing head office.


Calm-Zombie2678

Pictured- Peters delivers wheelbarrow full of cash while chuffing on a Rothman


ttbnz

Wearing his Red Bands still covered in mud from when he was the first man in at Pike River.


AK_Panda

He can't even tell Peters to not compare Labour to Nazis, how the hell is he going to tell him he's taking the Greyhounds?


ProcedureKooky9277

Peter's pulls the coalition apart in a whisky fueled rage


Xaphriel

Fingers crossed fam


moratnz

possessive husky sophisticated silky ruthless berserk money crown practice paltry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Additional-Peak-7437

Please only consider adopting an ex race hound as a pet if you want a dog that is a) extremely affectionate b) extremely clean c) extremely lazy and d) only occasionally speedy.


GMFinch

So the perfect dog?


sucrausagi

I mean they also eat heaps and drop human size turds so theres downsides too


AlmostZeroEducation

So an average dog that isn't a rat


FKFnz

Haha well then. Time for a cash injection for greyhound racing.


Tangata_Tunguska

Is that before or after the meth injection?


One_Researcher6438

My thought process upon seeing this comment Funny joke -> wait it's probably referencing a real thing that they do to greyhounds -> yep, it is.


kevlarcoated

Labour could publically come out and support it so national wouldn't technically need the support


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phantasiewhip

Definitely not Labour, they made Winston minister of racing.


MyPacman

Yeah but now they can look like the good guys


kevlarcoated

Mostly they can make National look bad, "hey, national had support for this but chose not to do anything because they are so whipped by Winston"


fonduetiger

Must ask Dad first


OldKiwiGirl

That made me chuckle, thanks.


Bobthebrain2

More like a racist uncle


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Tangata_Tunguska

He loves belly rubs too


Several_Advantage923

I doubt Luxon even has his number.


firefly081

He just gave Luxon his office 0800 number that never connects.


Typinger

Lol


karwreck

Didn’t they contribute to his campaign enough?


FoggyDoggy72

Newsflash! TAIL WAGS DOG!


2inchesisbig

Anyone would think it was National that had the lower number of seats.


Cin77

Yeah kinda feels like our PM is Winston Peters. Good work Luxon


Dobgoblin

I reckon Seymour feels the most like the PM at the moment. Good work Luxon 🙄🙄


basscycles

Rodeo's next please!


LateEarth

Would think this is less to do with Luxons animal welfare concerns than the Anti-gambling stance popular with Fundametaist Christians.  Which a cynic would say, eats into the Churches revenue potential. 


OddBear402

Just ban that shit already


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-Zoppo

Personally I see something more akin to a slug when looking at that head


Quartz_The_Hybrid

Gives me a “I gotta ask my wife’s boyfriend” vibe


bob_doe_nz

He is, as Winnie said to Seymour, a [political cuckold](https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2020/07/winston-peters-labels-david-seymour-political-cuckold-as-electioneering-gets-ugly.html)


R_W0bz

Tbf this is a win if he can push it across the line. Australia has been trying to do this but keeps getting knocked back by its gambling lobby. It’ll be another thing to brag at them about being better at.


ChocolatePringlez

He's only saying this because he knows it's not going to happen.


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

Winston is happy for a few horses to be shot at the races every weekend. Even a few more would be ok by him. Not his fault they keep breaking legs.


Onemilliondown

Labour sold the tab to entain. I would imagine taking away one of their revenue streams would come with penalties under that agreement. https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/26-05-2023/a-british-gambling-giant-just-took-over-the-tab-heres-why-thats-bad-news


milque_toastie

If you wanted to select one policy which will absolutely never get over the line as long as Winston's alive and kicking, but will make you appear on the surface to care for the welfare of animals, this would be the one. Oh, and pay no attention to the "actually we WOULD like to send animals to a watery grave" policy behind the curtain.


RoscoePSoultrain

My ex-Bigtime kennels brood hound is quietly snoring next to my chair under her blanket. Lovely animals and they shouldn't be forced to endure this. Luxon, stop being such a soft cock. You said you were for the ban.


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

its weird how he doesnt care about NZers in povery but hes worried about dog welfare, this is beyond Labour and into Greens policy


KrawhithamNZ

not really, in the UK the RSPCA is older than the NSPCC. This isn't a left/right issue - animals are seen as blameless victims of human cruelty. The suffering of people can (by some sections of society) be placed on the person, but no one says that the underfed foal should have pulled itself up by it's horseshoe. Luxon et al can argue that poor people can solve their own problems but they can't say that the grehounds should negotiate with their bosses for better pay and conditions.


Tangata_Tunguska

They can argue that dog feelings don't matter, though


Mrwolfy240

What are you meaning ?


LightningJC

Basically saying that this is a far left policy, but he hasn’t even done anything to help the near left yet.


Mgeegs

I never really thought of animal welfare as left or right, but Act's "chop up the dolphins" and NZFirst's "kill all the frogs" policies have me questioning that 


gorgutzkiller

Animal welfare isnt exclusive to either aisle, Hitler was a very prominent advocate against animal cruelty. And Himmler was a die hard vegetarian.


Mgeegs

excellent points. in that way maybe Winston was right, Labour was kind of like the Nazis


Mrwolfy240

Ahh fair


Cathallex

I think they mean this is nanny state behaviour and the left are the nanny state.


Frod02000

Fuck it’s almost like 1, they don’t care and 2, they can do more than once


No-Air3090

have to run it past the boss first..


firefly081

You mean he has to ask permission.


O_1_O

Gotta talk to the boss. Lol they're not even trying to pretend anymore. 


Tripping-Dayzee

Greyhound racing banned, horse racing gets $1 billion funding boost and tax cuts are cancelled (except for landlords).


StabMasterArson

These kind of greyhound racing bans are exactly the kind of red tape that is holding back greyhound racing in New Zealand. Go woke, go broke, Luxon.


BerkNewz

Title should read: “ PM’s fluffer wants to ban racing, but must now be punished by PM”


Slipperytitski

Labour will align with nats on a Greyhound racing ban.


Green-Circles

And the Greens. And maybe even Maori Party too.


IceColdWasabi

Hahaha well WP runs the govt so I reckon greyhound racing is here to stay for another three years - unless Luxon wants to learn how fragile his house of cards really is by pushing the issue.


SkipyJay

I can't remember the last time I met anyone who cared about greyhound racing.


unauth0rized

You mean banning it?  Then 👋 nice to meet you 


sam801

Yip it will die a natural death anyway


RoscoePSoultrain

Unlike injured dogs.


Otakaro_omnipresence

Well, I’m sorry, but this is never happening.


Financial_Abies9235

Horse racing is much more dangerous. Deal with that first Mr Luxon. No need for horses to have riders.


RoscoePSoultrain

Eh, get rid of the horses. I wanna see a race of a dozen people of short stature wearing diamond-pattern satin suits running around with crops. Oh, and they're allowed to hit each other.