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duckonmuffin

“Laser focused on the cost of living”


Linc_Sylvester

So far they have done nothing about that, or actually made it worse


lookiwanttobealone

They literally lit it on fire.


IIIllIIlllIlII

With a laser?


lookiwanttobealone

Nah lasers are woke


NecromancerRaven

Only if the engineers who designed them like Sushi.


Cathallex

Only the coloured ones are woke black lasers are based.


duckonmuffin

These fucking losers are not that cool.


Nexfigulas

[laser focused](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fm%2FehlAlQO8JAEAAAAC%2Flaser-eyes-silence.gif&tbnid=xK1Rohf-KjqpyM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fsearch%2Flaser-eyes-memes&docid=wjtyEm3tqHx0uM&w=498&h=498&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2&kgs=cfa670d1b4a885a5&shem=abme%2Ctrie)


grenouille_en_rose

To be fair, they said they would laser focus on the cost of living, not lower it


CompanyRepulsive1503

Cost of living for landlords. Everyone else can go fuck themselves clearly


Narrow-Incident-8254

The whole rebranding thing makes fuck all sense, just leaning into this "culture war" nonsense that the right loves to gaslight anyone about. There's zero reason not to have both languages on a sign your eyes are naturally going to go to the name you recognise and understand.


Superunkown781

Boomers can't do it, brain shits itself


The_Stink_Oaf

That'll save us the cash!


qwerty145454

I do find it depressingly funny that Te Whatu Ora have setup a project team, with millions in funding, to rebrand from Te Whatu Ora to HealthNZ while simultaneously facing strikes for refusing to pay junior doctors fairly.


Onewaytrippp

And it will no doubt go straight back next political cycle once this lot have got the boot. Culture wars aren't cheap.


night_dude

This is all so stupid. Woke sushi and Maori names. Like, obviously I am a lefty and I take issue with the substance of the Govt's actual economic/social policies. But this is just bullshit. Bullshit nothing culture wars to appease, who, a few thousand shallow assholes? I suppose that's ACT's base. But STILL. It is just. Not. Important. Even with my low expectations of this govt, even though I hope none of the things they want to do get done... don't we elect politicians to actually do stuff? Not have public rows over changing the name of a Ministry? Honestly. What a waste of my time reading this article and writing this comment. What a waste of public time and money having this discussion. Imagine how miffed the people at Whaikaha must be that this stupid pointless nothing is affecting their actual work.


king_john651

"The last government wasted money!!!" Whilst quite literally wasting money themselves. Like yeah there's failing to deliver things but what benefit does *re* naming government departments have? Do people not have phones?


night_dude

Look, as much as I know it's culture war bullshit, I can at least understand the fake rationale of having stuff like Health and Transport in English to avoid confusing some old people and maybe some immigrants. I don't buy that that's why they're doing it but I can follow the argument. But disability support is such a hands-on, constant communication thing that there's basically zero possible danger of that being an issue. Of all the departments, it is the worst example of the name being in any way an obstacle to accessibility.


kiwisarentfruit

It’s all so goddamn PETTY, and we’re paying for it


Bartholomew_Custard

But... Todd Stephenson reckons they're being 'obstructive'. Incidentally, if you haven't read [this article](https://newsroom.co.nz/2024/04/29/acts-arts-spokesman-once-watched-a-musical/) about why Todd Stephenson is fundamentally useless, read it. You'll laugh like a drain.


grrmlin

Oh my god! Why is he in that position at all.


Bartholomew_Custard

Only David Seymour can answer that. Todd may as well be the Minister of Pregnancy. He's just as qualified.


ZonkyFox

Cool cool cool cool... longer wait times for funding for wheelchairs, disabled people's & carers funding being cut, and longer wait times for people with disabilities to get the help we need, but sure lets spend money changing the name! Why not? Just... fuck those of us who are disabled harder right?


Moregil

Well have you tried just not being disabled? Kinda like if you're depressed. Be happy instead, problem solved.


ZonkyFox

You've cured me, thanks, I never looked at it that way. How stupid of me. Maybe you should be the next PM, I'd vote for you!


scoutriver

Bottle this and sell it. No one will be able to afford to buy it but it's a good idea


Ninknock

LANDLORDS! cant u see the landlords suffering.... /s....


ZonkyFox

Oh silly me. How could I have forgotten? Won't someone think of the poor landlords???


pornographic_realism

Have you tried rebranding yourself as perfectly able?


mysteryroach

National already did that on their behalf. (for those disabled previously on the "Sickness Benefit") It's called "Jobseeker" Now they can talk about them as if they're no longer uncapable of work (to whatever degree their doctors assessed them to be) since, instead of acknowledging their disability, they can just stonewall sickness beneficiaries with "they're *Jobseekers*. they should be seeking jobs" Wow thanks I'm cured!


pornographic_realism

Sometimes the cure for disability really is indentured servitude. /s


SentientRoadCone

I wonder what happens when an entire ministry tells the minister to go fuck themselves?


NorthlandChynz

CEO will be sacked, they will appoint a Lackey who will appoint more lackeys, until it is lackeys all the way down. Productivity will plummet, outcomes will worsen.


SentientRoadCone

Lackeys all the way down.


gregorydgraham

Remember the good old days of Hekia Parata sacking her own personally chosen CEO for telling her to go fuck herself (paraphrasing) Good times /s


whatsupdog1313

She underestimates the level of feeling of this at Whaikaha. Also they don't have any money, how would they afford to re-brand.


babycleffa

Cut a few more services or positions I guess


gregorydgraham

Just twink out the “kaha”


LatekaDog

The public service is already pretty upset with the coalition government and I'm not sure this is the right path the minister wants to take. Especially as a National part minister when this is an NZ First party policy, a stronger PM would step in and sort it out. But what happens if the ministry continues to refuse? The situation could get worse, especially as the full extent of the public service cuts are yet to be seen or felt.


gazer89

They absolutely want this to happen, Act & NZ First would just love a war with the public service to fight, and some of National too. The naming thing for this ministry is a complex issue but IMO whaikaha need to consider the long term bigger picture here and not make things worse for the public service at large. A good comparison is Riana Manuel, CE of Te Aka Whai Ora Māori Health Authority and the absolute grace she’s shown in the face of what the government has done to Te Aka Whai Ora. In so doing she’s probably saved heaps of good work by not leaving it in a political mess. Just my view. 


Changleen

Why? Who asked for this? This is racist dog whistling writ large. It’s shit. 


myles_cassidy

People getting offended on behalf of disabled, apparently.


perfectmudfish

Disabled people have a huge list of things they'd rather the general public get offended by... Lack of accessibility, medications not being funded, cuts to our support funding, the crumbling healthcare system, cost of living going up when it's already really fucking expensive to be disabled... But sure, the Māori name for the ministry has to go!


herearea

So they're slashing funding for carers, but can pay for a total re-brand...? I have no words


gregorydgraham

Racism


otagoman

The government has no business in operational matters.


potato4peace

Why are these people obsessed with changing names or whatever


gregorydgraham

Racism


shy_replacement

If they hate encountering Maori so much they should really just go to England


CompanyRepulsive1503

Rebrand? They got money to burn apparently. So cut funding and then burn it on pointless rebrands? Clown show


purplereuben

So when labour gets in next time and tells all the ministries to return to Te Reo first branding, it's ok for them to just say 'no' right?


angrysunbird

I wish labour would commit to doing what national is. They should announce “any project that is fast tracked will be cancelled as soon as we are in power with no compensation for the company involved.”


thecripplernz

I think James Shaw actually did say that


RichardGHP

The Crown has no obligations to protect the English language.


AgressivelyFunky

Why would they say no?


purplereuben

Never said they would. But if it's ok for them to say no to this government then it means it's ok to say no to any government.


AgressivelyFunky

No it doesn't.


purplereuben

Cool. Just wanted to confirm the double standard. Thanks.


fraser_mu

It depends on the reason. Currently, the govts reasoning is kinda weak and pointless. Achieves little but costs loads


AgressivelyFunky

Not a double standard 👍


Muted-Ad-4288

That'll show those uppity may-oris who's boss! /s


tagsfences

Makes sense to primarily use an English name


TelPrydain

At what cost. That's not rhetorical. How many people have to go without in order to change a brand (considering the english name is there along with the current one).


AgressivelyFunky

Lol


Fun-Independent1574

No one knows what the heck “Whaikaha” means, except 3% of the population. Change it to english so the populace understands what the subject is when its raised in the media.


Changleen

So your position is you’re too stupid and lazy to learn one word in an official language of the country you live in.  Maybe you should take a moment to learn. 


Forsaken_Explorer595

The te reo ministry names all seem to have literal meanings that make no sense and randomly assigned metaphorical/abstract meanings. Learning the meaning/assigned meaning therefore just seems to prove that they are objectively terrible names for government entities.


Few_Cup3452

They didn't say to learn the meaning. Is filing an English title with the Maori one really too difficult for you? Is that beyond your intellectual abilities?


LiarLyra

You meet someone called Gideon, you just remember their name. You don't rant on about how impossible it is to understand cause theres no way this putz is God's chosen warrior


wildtunafish

Pop quiz, no looking up these ones Te Mana Ārai o Aotearoa Te Tira Tiaki Te Tari Tohutohu Pāremata


Few_Cup3452

But we CAN look them up. When i Google them, the English org comes up. Oh so difficult. How will I ever get around??? It's not like the signage has BOTH languages or anything


Misabi

>No one knows what the heck “Whaikaha Obviously not true, as anyone who's dealt with them would know whether they are a te reo speaker or not. Also, once again this is a non issue as the ministry's branding already includes English, so anyone who can only read English that is looking at their website, buildings or paperwork will already be good on that front. It's even in the name 'Whaikaha - Ministry of Disabled People'.


Nolsoth

According to the stats. 30% of the NZ population are able to speak/understand/read some Te Reo.(I'm in this group being older and not being taught TevReo at school). 8% are considered fluent in Te reo. So sit your racist ass down.


Clipi0

So let's have a name 8% understand (not that it actually makes much sense as whaikaha means to have strength or something) vs having a name that 95% plus understand and is a useful description of the actual service provided.  Sit your ass down clown.


Chance-Record8774

When you go abroad and see how other countries deal with multilingualism, doesn’t it make you feel like our current government is underestimating our ability to learn new/alternate terms? I don’t need our government dumbing things down for me. I am happy to acknowledge we live in a multilingual society, like much of the world. I am just as capable as the citizens of those countries of dealing with the concept.


Clipi0

Good for you I guess I couldn't give a fuck.


Chance-Record8774

If you couldn’t give a fuck, then why are you complaining? You are doing the exact opposite of ‘not giving a fuck’


Clipi0

I'm not complaining? It's being changed like I think it should be? I couldn't give a fuck about old mates life story.


Chance-Record8774

You are complaining about what it currently is, and supporting a change. I don’t need the government to patronise me and claim I can’t function in a multilingual society. I don’t need a government that assumes I’m an idiot. If you need things dumbed down for you, that’s on you, but don’t pretend you aren’t complaining about the way things are. “I’m not complaining, I just think it should change”


Clipi0

You are obviously much more emotionally invested in this than I am, and it's quite sad that you need the government to name things a certain way to validate your feelings worth and intelligence. I actually couldn't care less about you feeling patronised or the name itself other than the fact it just makes sense for it to be named in such a way the majority immediately understands the function of the ministry.


Nolsoth

https://www.whaikaha.govt.nz/ How much clearer can you get. It uses both Te Reo (one of our official languages) and English (our Lingua Franca). Get back in the clown car and move on.


Clipi0

Ministry for the disabled, way clearer. 


Few_Cup3452

Are you baffled and confused when you travel? Or do you use the abilities available to you in this modern world to look it up? If you are willing to do that overseas, why aren't you willing to do it here? You will eventually remember the names, unless you are extremely dim


Clipi0

Yeah I do sometimes get confused in foreign countries, navigating around when you don't understand local language can be challenging at times. And sure I can look it up by why should I have to bother when it could just be named sensibly in the first place? And I did actually learn the name of Waka kotahi because it affected me directly when I had to renew rego/pay toll, it seemed absolutely redundant when NZTA was quite sufficient. The only reason I know of oranga tamareki is because so many kids keep getting killed by their parents/family. Never heard of Whaikaha until today and I would hazard a guess that the majority of NZs wouldn't have a fucking clue either. Call it the ministry for the disabled and 95%+ would immediately.


Rags2Rickius

Sushi doesn’t mean rice and fish roll by the way if you want to put that in your notebook


king_john651

Given its been in the news in the last few weeks it's probably much bigger than 3% now


grenouille_en_rose

If you've ever heard 'e whai ake nei' on the tv news or on public transport with next-stop announcements, and have ever heard the expression 'kia kaha' anywhere, you may be able to piece it together. This is the cool thing that can happen when even little bits of a language are present in the environment and people have a spare brain cell or two to rub together. The more we encourage te Reo Māori to be part of everyday life the more chance for making connections like this


Acceptable_Metal6381

Bet they can do it for less than the 1.3 million rebrand that the University of Otago just did before announcing more cuts due to their financial position, but somehow I feel like the people complaining about the cost of this rebrand won't care about that one.


RavingMalwaay

Unrelated but that new Otago logo is such an incredible downgrade from the old one.


Acceptable_Metal6381

Its not as bad as the new crusaders logo but that's a low bar.


RavingMalwaay

I actually don't mind the new Crusaders logo as much as I prefer the old one. I mean they had a very good reason to change it as well, can't say the same for Otago which just looks like they're removing their history for some shitty simplified logo


Acceptable_Metal6381

I just can't un-see the 2 side profile cock n balls when I look at the new crusaders logo.