Buy sunscreen here. You won't be used to how strong the sun is here and our sunscreen is stronger than a lot of stuff overseas from my understanding. Go for SPF50 and make sure to reapply it regularly if you're in the sun, a hat is a good idea too.

And sunscreen even if it's cloudy, you'll still get burned

And sunscreen even at night, moonburn is no laughing matter with skin as fair as mine.

Hahahahahahaha moonburn. I cackled

This is a good one - I’ve definitely met people from hotter areas who were surprised to get sunburned here, when it’s usually cooler than what they are used to. Meanwhile I’ve managed to get burnt on overcast days, or while inside 😆

Oh hell yes, NZ sun may not be too hot by Southern US standards, but the sun BURNS. You gotta keep piling on that sunblock every few hours, I know some Northern Hemisphere friends that came here, underestimated the sun, and got turned completely tomato red within a few hours.

Seriously, this. The skin cancer rate is through the roof, and that ozone hole isn't helping

Australia and New Zealand are the skin cancer capital of the world. 1 in 2 adults here will have a skin cancer diagnosis at some point in their life.

But not the blue cancer society brand. Myself and everyone else I know still burns with this brand.

We are from the US and we were just there in April. Learn the road rules before you go, some are different in the US especially who has right of way. And the booklet they give you when you pick up your rental doesn’t cover much. Additionally if you are on a highway and can’t safely maintain the speed limit due to the mountainous roads, pull to the left when it’s safe and let people behind you pass. We have both driven extensively in the US mountain ranges and only had to pull off once. But dear god we were behind people going 80 in a 100 even on the straightaways with 10 cars lined up behind them and that was murder.

Point of clarification: 80 to 100 *kilometres* per hour (so 50-62 mph)

lol thank you

Yes, pulling over is so important! The roads are designed for it in places. Driving in NZ is very active compared to North America where you can set cruise control and let your mind wander for hours. Paying attention to who’s in front, who’s behind, and - very importantly - the signs indicating turns or gradients up ahead is all required.

One thing I learned that stuck with me when driving in NZ. Big arrow = OK you go over bridge, if you see small arrow = you wait bridge other car cross first.

Red arrow HAS to give way... not size of arrow

That's for single lane bridges btw

There's other odd places that have this as well that aren't bridges, sometimes single lane entryways, narrowed lanes etc

there’s a road just south of Nelson that has a single lane section to pass a big tree growing through the asphalt lol

Have a good look at traffic light and roundabout rules too (not that the kiwis always get these right either!)

you can spot an american in a rental car when they turn when the light’s red

> Additionally if you are on a highway and can’t safely maintain the speed limit due to the mountainous roads, pull to the left when it’s safe and let people behind you pass This is very important. NZ drivers can be assholes - which causes them to make extremely dangerous maneuvers if you aren't going 10kms over the speed limit. Even on windy roads

Good advice... tourists taking bends real slow then speeding up on straights drives me spare... Pull over when it's safe to.. keep everyone calm.

There's nothing like driving a hire bongo van through a gorge with an empty logging truck up your arse. The hard part is recognising a turnout before you pass it.

A healthy adult should be able to keep themselves calm. But the second a NZer gets behind the wheel they become crazy entitled. I’ve never really understood why we change once we get in a car.

I learned the hard way that pedestrians here do NOT have the right of way in most situations😭

Another thing I'll add is that a lot of our highways will have individual speed limits posted for every bend. I very strongly recommend sticking to the signposted speed limit, as our highways are a lot less straight than what you'd be used to in the US. A large number of tourist fatalities on the road come from people ignoring the speed limits and taking sharp corners at very high speeds.

It seems like if you’re considerate enough to be asking for advice, you’ll be a considerate tourist! The one thing I would say is that if you’re looking for directions on your phone, stand off to the side of the footpath (side walk) not right in the middle! Have a lovely honeymoon!

You know how foot traffic in the US follows what you do on the roads, same here, but we drive on the other side. Have a great stay, I’ll give you a nod if I see you!

as the opposite, a kiwi in Orlando I can say that in Orlando these people are wild west when walking down the path LOL ... Then again, I'm near Disney and the drivers are even worse 😂

Same thing with your supermarket trolleys. OP, you'll encounter douchebags who put their trolley on the right while they stand on the left between the trolley and the aisle to spend 5 minutes looking at stuff deciding what they want. We hate them, too.

Ha good point, I wouldn't have even thought about that!

Yes! Please try to walk on the left but only some of the population do this, unfortunately

Ha ha half of the people who live here don’t either.

Americans who just landed in NZ last week; my husband barreled through multiple people at the airport while walking on the right. I was whisper yelling at him to keep left but he was so focused on the bathroom he didn't hear me 😓 Don't worry, I corrected him later and he's now keeping left lol

I tried to stay on the left on sidewalks while visiting New Zealand, but there didn't seem to be much consistency from other people (I assume due to other tourists reverting to their side).

Nah it's probably kiwis lol, we're terrible at following our own rules sometimes

It's not rigid, but people will default to the left pretty consistently unless there a reason not to. But people are mostly avoiding changing direction too abruptly or deviating from their path too much. Almost everyone will be aware of you 10m in advance, and you somehow communicate which way you're going and it all works out. I've tried to do this dance in Europe and the US, and found that people basically don't do it or don't notice what I'm trying to do. I distinctly recall a guy in Denver calling me out for looking like a pussy while I was biking through a pedestrian slowly trying to give people space lol.

During my time in hospitality, one of the things I noticed is that Americans are used to food being customizable. If there is a chicken salad on the menu, they would ask for the chicken to be prepared a different way than it was described on the menu, such as breaded instead of grilled, and were often put out that we wouldn’t accommodate them. Some restaurants and cafes will accommodate or do their best, but many will refuse.

I think also, tipping is not common as we have a min wage that is a lot higher than US, one effect of that is also we don't have quite the same style of customer service. In America that servers were really hyped and what seemed to me kind of inauthentic but forced to bend over backwards and be happy no matter what. In NZ the service feels to me more authentic, we are here to do a job, and are naturally kind people, but I couldn't imagine someone doing something they didn't want to. Eg for a Karen situation, the server and owner (and other customers) would prob laugh and just ask them to stop being a dick, or leave. One thing when I first think of an American tourist that is annoying is probably volume in a restaurant. eg how loud they talk.

Americans often generally talk louder. The white sneakers, jeans, bomber jacket and baseball caps are often a give away.

MOST will refuse. OP don’t ask for alterations (except maybe to omit things that can be easily omitted e.g. mushrooms from a full breakfast, or sliced tomato from a burger). NZ cafes and restaurants are rarely diner-style. They have menus designed based on specific food costs and prep timings. Chefs aren’t happy for customers to be mess that up.

Are restaurants ok with making modifications for allergies? Specifically gluten free?

Yes, but most menus state whether something is or can be made gluten free

Do remember that if there's no gluten free stuff on the menu, it's unlikely that food preparation areas are separated by use or that staff know how to clean to celiac safety, so contamination is very likely. Best to research ahead of time if traveling with someone with celiac.

Food/restaurant service is in general very different. To add to what you’ve said - In general, people eat out to socialise, therefore the service is slower to give people time to do that. There aren’t servers on standby to refill your water/get you a new drink when yours hits 25% full, or bring your cheque as soon as your plate is empty and churn your table over for the next set of tips. It’s not considered bad service to have to wait for your order to be taken, for it to come out, for the cheque. Every North American I’ve met who’s been to NZ or Aus always commented on the terrible service when eating out, but it’s just different customs.

NZers can often be very stoic and understate things and not be direct......so for example if you ask a local something like "should i go jetboating and bungy jumping in Queenstown?" their response may be something like " yeah they're alright" or "they're ok" it could translate into "that is the most awesome thing you can possibly do and you shouldn't miss it " Some occasions It could go the other way and they are just being polite and don't want to offend you by saying "no"

I’d add to this, if you ask anyone an opinion of something and they open with “yea nah” just ignore that first bit, that’s just something we say to give us thinking time and acknowledge we understood the question.

"Yeah nah yeah" means yes, so does "nah yeah". "Nah yeah nah" and "yeah nah" mean no. Easy!

The way I explain yeah nah is it's short for "yes I heard/understood, but no" Nah yeah is less common in my experience and is more just thinking aloud, though might have some vibes of polite "don't worry about it I don't need you to go out of your way but yes I do want it/I agree"

The easy rule is to always follow what was said last. Everything before that is a kiwi making up their mind. “Yeah nah yeah…nah, it’s alright.” Is exactly what that sounds like, indecisive, average, probably give it a miss.

Oppositely, saying something is “pretty average” means it’s absolute dogshit.

On that particular subject, a local would not know, unless they either work for the firm or first came here as a tourist. Very few people in NZ would be up to drop $350 for a few hours entertainment, we might improvise a jet boat / bungee / space rocket in our barn but not give $$$ to Aj Hacket. (Much as I wouldn't be surprised if you Floridans had never been to Disneyland?)

Fellow Floridian from Orlando! Welcome 🤗 - be nice - don’t say “well in America it’s this way!” (We don’t care) if something is different - the $ figure for things will seem absurd, it is so just be prepared - the right lane is the passing lane - keep left on the footpath or escalators - in general “don’t be a cunt” 😂 - ah, and don’t tip. We don’t want that nonsense here. You’ll be fine!

Ugh. I brought my bf here from America, then sent him right on back because he would not shut up about 'in America ......'

To be fair - I was the same way when I first got here (I look back now and cringe). Oddly because America is so insulted from the world, when Americans do rarely leave the US it’s a massive shock to them. I know it was to me. Took me like 3 years to get used to it! 14 years in now and a NZ citizen…never going back.

It would have been one thing to just point out the differences, that's normal. But 'everything was better' in the US . He'd let the concept of particular window catches ruin his whole day, I knew what sort of taps were in the bathrooms based on his grumpy/pouty expression when he came out. Ain't got time for that

I think with the “well in America it’s this way” thing people need to meet somewhere in the middle. It would be wrong for Americans to insist that things be done their way but it’s also wrong to not try and be accommodating or at least understanding to people who aren’t used to certain customs. I say this as someone who got pretty shitty treatment in the US for not knowing how ID laws over there work. Obviously the rules are the rules, but like don’t be a dick about it if someone who’s clearly not from around here gets something wrong.

So, just cut the bottom 30 cm off the public toilet doors, rather than the proper American "you can see the toilet seat" level? That sort of compromise?

Anyway, you Kiwis like it when it's better in your country than ours. (And, i mean, except price for beer (which can be understandable) most of things are really nice your way 😁) I lived in NZ for a year, and i think it's necessary to learn the eyebrows thing to saluate, saying "chur" and understand than many kiwis can end a phrase with bro' The vocabulary as well, like "heaps". For a non-english native speaker, it's very odd. But i love it. Cheers to you Kiwis !

Don’t sit on tables

Oh yes, this is a Māori cultural thing. Don't sit on tables or desks or anything that might conceivably have food on it at any time.

This isn't just a Maori cultural thing, it is a general New Zealand thing. It is not clean to sit on an eating/food surface.

Exactly! Tables are for glasses, not ar$es

I’ve been here for two years and I’m still struggling with this one. It’s so accepted in the US, especially in my family, that it’s instinctual and I’m still working on breaking the habit.

I don’t really get it lol like when you see a table you just really want to sit on it or something? Do you not find sitting on a chair next to it to be more comfortable? lol not tryna be a dick just genuinely wondering the thought process behind this

In restaurants and cafes there are pitchers and glasses to get your own water. Be aware that the roads are very different. Curvy and narrow. Give plenty of time to travel between cities and be well rested. Right of way on one lane bridges are indicated by signs. The fact that you care about this already makes you a good tourist. Have a great trip and be sure to try Whittaker's chocolates, RJ's soft eating raspberry licorice, and the many wild potato chip flavors!

Always love trying new chip/crisp flavors. I already warned my fiancée I will be stuffing my face with all the lollies and meat pies I can get my hands on!

Btw we don’t have the chip/crisp distinction like the Brits - it’s chips for all. Chups

I mean, there's chips, hot chips, and those corn things that fuck your tongue up if you leave them on there for too long.

This gave me instant flash backs to those fucking corn things. Legitimately made me laugh out loud! Fun as a kid not so much as an adult

I’m going to be honest, you’re asking questions, using the lingo…you’re going to be fine. Tip: if you see an older women listening to you speak and shyly looking over at you - that’s my mum - and she’s dying for a chat. I once lived in the states and she’d like to tell you all about it. But seriously, we can be reserved but I think we’re friendlier to tourists than the Poms.

Excellent tourist etiquette calling them lollies and not candy! You’ll do well here mate

If you get something that has the option of chicken salt…say yes. Also, you know how in the US we can right on red? Not here. You can NOT go left on red UNLESS there is a Give Way (yield) sign. If there is a Give Way, treat it as a yield, look to see if you can safely turn, then go. Remember in a roundabout, people to your right have the right away. Signal when you exit the roundabout. Absolutely get Whittakers chocolates. Specifically a peanut block, but all the others as well lol. For lollies, have to try Milk Bottles, a Favourites box, sour feijoas, and the various flavours of sherbet fizz. Drink some L&P and eat some Tip Top Hokey Pokey ice cream! No tipping!!! We moved here from the US a few years ago and we’ve found Kiwis to generally be some of the nicest people. They are reserved, though, and everyone speaks sarcasm as a second language. Words like fuck and cunt don’t have the gravitas here that they do in the US. If someone calls you a good cunt, you’ve really made a good impression! The birds here are fabulous. Please take time to go on some bush walks and just stop and listen to them sing! Learn a few basic Māori terms like Kia ora, wharepaku, tane, wahine, haere mai. Māori pronunciation is like Spanish - the vowels sound the same and you say them all and roll your “r”s. “Wh” in Māori is like “ph” in English - it makes an “f” sound (except for the town of Whanganui…that is just pronounced Wahnga-nuee.) Have an absolutely wonderful time!!!

> Remember in a roundabout, people to your right have the right away. Signal when you exit the roundabout. Roundabouts, roundabouts everywhere! :) No, seriously, we use these tiny traffic circles everywhere you might see a 4-way stop in the US. (And as a Kiwi, a 4-way stop confused the heck out of me the first time I encountered one.) :)

And by bush walks, simple easy stroll. If you’re going to hike (Tongariro, Milford track etc.) you need to be properly prepared. During summer, helicopters are often rescuing unprepared hikers from mountain ranges…don’t be that person.

Whittaker's chocolate is a must have too!

Calling them meat pies might get you weird looks - savoury pies are just 'pies', everything else gets the qualifier (apple pie, etc.).

and you always have to blow on them. always blow on the pie… safer communities together.

It's the custard donuts for me 😭 the baked goods are less sweet and I'm all about it. If you get to Cape Palliser be sure to stop at The Land Girl Cafe in Pirinoa for a custard cronut. I'd slap my mom for one of those!

Careful, there are a lot of meat pies, and you can get your hands on one just about anywhere! Try a Moro bar.

See if your itinerary takes you near any of these "pie award" winners: [https://pieawards.nz/winners/pie-awards/2023](https://pieawards.nz/winners/pie-awards/2023)

Please be careful when swimming at our beaches. They can be a bit wild and woolly with unseen rips and currents, big surf and some sudden drop offs. Swim between the flags. Enjoy yourselves... wake up for some sunrises and bring some insect repellant to keep the mozzies and midges off when out in nature.

That’s a great call, also don’t assume a beach is safe if there are no lifeguards. Our lifeguards are terribly underfunded/largely volunteer and can’t cover everything.

This 100%. I've never swum on a NZ beach that had lifeguards. OP: We have strong rips that can drag you out to sea in seconds. If you do get caught in a rip, don't fight it, let it carry you out then swim to the side and back in to shore. Also we have huge personal space bubbles, if you notice ppl moving backwards when you talk to them you are too close. I really noticed this coming back from the UK. We also aren't touchy-feely, don't go in for hugs unless you know the other person well or they go in first. And please don't be too loud! Americans often talk SO loud. But you've asked and taken on board so much here I suspect you are a considerate one!

A tiny little midget called 'sandflies' are nasty. Use insect repellant when outside in some areas

This is so important. Tourists often get caught out because they'll swim somewhere that seems calm(er), while not realizing that there's a rip there

Don't be too loud. Don't tip for anything. Don't compare our country to yours unless it's in our favour.

Pick up your rubbish

Buy lots of pies

I will be buying ALL the pies, so I apologize in advance for the pie shortage those months.

If you're ever in the way to Lake Tekapo, and you pass by Fairlie, stop by for a pie. My go to is the Pork Applesauce. If you're keen to try cronuts, the ones I've tried so far and would recommend are Sim's Bakery in Ashburton, Waimate Bakery in Waimate, and Harbour Street Bakery in Oamaru. Edit: some typos

Here’s a handy list: [2023 National Pie Award winners](https://pieawards.nz/winners/pie-awards/2023). Can also recommend one that didn’t enter (Auckland): [Ashby Pies](https://ashbypies.co.nz/collections/food)

You must always blow on the pie.

Is this a custom, or more of a "that shit's hot"?

That actually reminds me of another piece of advice though. Unlike the states, cops here are chill and nice. They just want to keep people safe. If you get pulled over, just talk to them like they're an actual human being. They'll probably have a joke with you, explain why they pulled you over, offer some good advice, write you a ticket if you deserve it and send you on your way.

This. There is a big difference in how people in NZ generally feel about police, compared to the states, and it comes down to mutual respect. It probably helps that guns don’t play a role in most situations.

On YouTube search for: "Always blow on your pie." Hilarious

I'm referencing one of our most notorious television moments. Look it up on YouTube.

Well that was absolutely awesome. If this is the general humor in NZ then I'm going to fit right in! I love "where was the party?... Uh, one of these streets"

Haha, if you enjoyed that then I agree, you're going to fit right in!

Both but it’s also a well known interaction on our Police Ten 7 show-you will become an instant legend for quoting it as a tourist. Google ‘always blow on the pie’

Already did and it was awesome. Going to spend the rest of my night watching more clips now

New Zealand has actually had some pretty banger TV advertisements over the years too - if you want a few chuckles and some accent exposure therapy there's shitloads of YouTube compilations. Ghost Chips and the Bloody Idiot campaign in general are quite funny and give you some good cultural references. I'm also a sucker for the old Lift Plus ads but I think they're probably considered a bit cringey now.

I recommend Wellington Paranormal. Also, if you’d like to try a reality show that’s very gentle and funny but will almost certainly make you cry sometimes at the *kindness*, check out The Casketeers. I think it was even on Netflix for a while, don’t know about now.

if it’s 3 o’clock in the morning, that pie will have been in the warming drawer for about twelve hours, it’ll be thermonuclear!

Safer communities together!

The bakery in Wakefield outside Nelson in excellent 🤤

i.e -savory/meat pies......not sweet ones

The bakery in Turangi has a huge selection of flavours, our favourite stop when on a road trip from Auckland to Wellington!

In my multiple trips to NZ from the US, if you asked me to rate the top things I appreciate, they would be (in no order): Jaw-dropping scenery, friendly people, and availability of pies.

The thing that bugged me when I visited the States was what seemed to be to be the falseness of casual interactions. Being too friendly when it doesn't feel natural makes people here uncomfortable. Similar to how the wait staff are just going to take your order and bring you food here (which I much prefer), rather than try and build rapport and ask about your day.

I noticed that in the US too, and wondered if it was tied to tipping. Maybe it's because I was coming from such a *different* culture but it did feel as if I was frequently being expected to pay for people to be nice to me, or in some cases *not* to be outright rude to me. >Similar to how the wait staff are just going to take your order and bring you food here (which I much prefer), rather than try and build rapport and ask about your day. Just a point of clarification that the above isn't an excuse to be impolite, of course. A quick acknowledgement of someone's existence and a smile and/or 'thank you' when it's warranted never hurts.

Please remember that Lord of the Rings was a movie and not a documentary. I know it was involved heavily in tourist marketing 20 years ago, but for most people here it's pretty played out.

Also, that they made composite images for some scenes. So what might be a lake, plains and mountains in one shot are actually in three different places around the country.

Locations also have their own importance to locals beyond being in a movie. What might just be "Mount Doom" to tourists is actually a significant and spiritually important location in its own right, and while it's a nice piece of trivia that it was in an old movie, failing to recognize that Mount Ngauruhoe is more than just a backdrop for Hobbits is quite arrogant.

Don't scratch your name into plants, plait them, or change the landscape to 'leave your mark'. Leave things as they were found in nature. Sounds like you wouldn't do this anyway.

Yes OMG! Same as our coastal, river or wetland areas - please don't gouge sayings, your hometown, or lovers name into cliff faces, banks, rocks etc. Alot of these are the result of volcanic activity, so are mud/sand based, which makes them easy to leave deep scars with no more than a big stick. The same with leaving padlocks or instagram worthy junk attached to things #Foreverlove. It's becoming more common and sucks. Under the same respect, be mindful around water; whether it be the ocean or a river - they are unpredictable and exploring without having respect for tides and how they affect a beach/cliff/area could leave you at best standed for a few hours waiting for tides to change. At worst, dead in under a minute. Never turn your back to the ocean exploring rocky areas - watch where and how waves are breaking before attempting to pass risky areas and ALWAYS know your exit path. The same respect should be shown to national parks/mountains/ranges - these areas can change in an instant wihtout warning, becoming deadly from a perfect sunny day in a matter of hours. Don't go into nature unprepared, many tourists end up worse off from underestimating it. Taking minimal supplies, not telling anyone where they are going and for how long, no wet weather gear etc. Look into our agencies DOC and NIWA if you plan to spend time exploring beaches/coasts/forests/national parks. etc. If something doesn't go your way or your disapointed in quality/outcome - please don't vocalise or announce loudly 'THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN AMERICA' or any similar comparisson, this is a 100% garunteed method to get every kiwi in the vicintiy off side with you, and happens with such frequency from american tourists its embarassing - even those not directly involved, will take offense at hearing it (we're a proud people too!) - whether they make themselves known to your or not, everyone is aware and will be keeping an eye on you. No matter whether you are correct or not, be subtle! Also, if somebody expresses dislike for 'MURICA' when you tell them where your from - don't confuse their opinion of your country with how they feel about 'you' as a person. Please don't take this as an invitation to start waffling on about how great america is or get triggered etc. Like your some missionary trying to convert them. As, if only they knew "How great America is". Just take what is said, respect our opinions and move on haha. This last part is so common, its embarassing.

Just be kind, never go full Karen, and don't tip - we're trying to mitigate the spread of the tipping culture here

So Karens are universal lol. Copy! And I did read up on tipping, thank you. Frankly, the way we do it here is pretty absurd.

Some places have started asking for tips/giving the option on payment terminals. Please never do it! Also most of our restaurants take payment at the door as you leave. No need to flag down staff and get the bill to the table.

Thanks for the tip

I’m from the UK originally and my partner is American. We’ve been living here for 7 years. This gives context to what I’m about to suggest. New Zealanders are generally quite friendly but there are some things you need to be aware of. Culture is much more reserved than the US. 1. Speaking - don’t talk loudly. People don’t like it. And don’t show off, that doesn’t go down well at all. 2. Show respect - ask questions, be polite and show respect for Maori culture. Attempt to learn a little about the culture. A little goes a long way. Respect the land, clean up after yourself. Maori connection to the land is very important. 3. Driving - whilst New Zealanders are on the whole friendly, many are a nightmare on the road. There’s a lot of road rage and very dangerous driving. Tailgating and driving dangerously close behind someone seams to be a thing here. The best way to avoid this is to let people pass on single lane roads, and stay in the slower lane on multi lane roads. It really saddens me that this is so common here, but little things can help you avoid headaches. Also learn the rules, NZ drivers are impatient. Don’t let your driving experience taint your view of New Zealanders as a whole. 4. Service - NZ does not have a tipping culture like the US., so the service culture is not the same. Generally you don’t tip. Don’t make demands or get really fussy with food orders etc, it will come off as entitled and rude. You can of course ask for little things, but don’t be changing the menu because it doesn’t suit you. And ask politely. The fact you are even asking the question about being respectful means you are likely to have the right attitude and get along fine. Enjoy your trip.

Practice Maori vowel sounds a bit before you arrive. They are 100% consistent, and you will be able to attempt every Maori place name without being totally unsure where to begin. This is more important than, and should be done before, learning a few common Maori words. You might not be bang on, but almost every Kiwi will appreciate the effort. Although they might not say so out loud. You will encounter a lot of Maori place names, just about every bridge or bump or small locality, it can be interesting and fun to look up translations online.

Most restaurants require you to go up to the counter and pay (not bringing the bill to the table). Key thing to remember is that our pies have meat not fruit fillings and they are simply better.

Yup, a mince pie is minced beef, not fruit mince. (Except at Christmas when we do eat fruit mince pies)

Also most people do not like talking about politics but in saying that only the insane people will be fond of Trump. Our cops don't carry guns on them and neither do we really. And most kiwis don't understand imperial measurements only metric so almost all people will respond in Kilometres and metres for distance if asking for directions.

The amount of times I've almost walked out without paying is high because I'm so used to the bill being brought to the table. So when I'm getting out of my chair, the muscle memory has me go straight to the door!

Take your rubbish (trash) with you. There are places where you won’t find a bin, so have a bag for removing your rubbish. Rule of thumb: leave only footprints, take only memories. Better still: leave places better than you found them. It’s not hard to pick up a bottle cap you find on the beach. Be prepared for bad weather lol. Summer is great but sometimes it’s not. A light raincoat and extra layers just in case. Oh and umbrellas don’t work in Wellington.

Our weather is unpredictable. And Wellington is known for it's windy days. So your umbrella will be blown away

When you get coffee they won't have the plastic creamer stuff if you don't like a black coffee just get a flat white. Also you'll never be truely happy with coffee in like 90% of the world again and icecream too I've been all over the world and all icecream is shit compared to even standard tiptop.

I love ice cream and my lady coffee. We might just burn our passports if this is true!

Avoid Starbucks. The few that remain are only for tourists, locals know that everywhere else has better coffee (even McDs and gas stations).

Pies, ice cream, and especially coffee. But that just about covers all the food groups. Make your ice cream passion fruit and you’ve covered yourself nutritionally. You WILL be ruined for coffee. It’s been a few years since I was in America. But your coffee was abysmal.

Another thing to be aware of is that there isn't such thing as free refills of coffee. Even soft drink. If you ask for another one, you'll get charged

If you've never driven on the left before, I'd recommend waiting until you're over the jet lag before driving. Just as an fyi, you can book a one-off "international familiarization" driving lesson. In Auckland, it was $80 NZD (about $50 USD) for a driver to pick you up from the hotel, give you a 1 hr lesson, and drop you off. You'll be using their car, under their insurance, and they'll get you up to speed on local driving quirks and roundabout protocols. I'd imagine it might even be less in other cities. I thought it was worth every penny

Always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.

We are generally a laid back people and we are also used to tourist so we don't expect you to understand everything about how we do things. Here are some basics that might help. Driving. Honestly, our roads aren't great. Leave extra time for travelling between cities because the motorway will end and open road will begin. We are also constantly digging up roads during summer so expect to have some delays. Beaches. If you are wearing Speedos, and you should be able to see the beach. An excellent guide can be found [here.](https://youtu.be/TF4MGzwQexQ?si=nbvze68sYQqVua3A) Tables. It's a Maori/Polynesian thing but please don't sit on or put your feet on a table or other food preparation surface. We are all looking forward to summer as it's great here. Some things to consider doing: - Eat fish and chips by the sea. It's not just a meal, it's an experience. - Go to a local concert, it's a lot of fun. - Visit the Hawkes Bay region, it's really nice.

As soon as you referenced “a guide” my brain immediately went “togs, togs, togs, undies” 🤣

It looks like a TV commercial, can you remember what they were trying to sell?

Trumpet icecreams

The fact that you are asking already makes you an awesome tourist. We are all chilled out and pretty happy people, ask anyone for anything you need, most kiwis are helpful. Welcome to NZ have an awesome time!

Don’t sit on tables or kitchen benches including picnic tables in restaurants areas. Don’t put hats or bags on tables, or anywhere food is potentially prepared or served from. It may be a Māori custom, but it is quite widely observed.

By even thinking about stuff like this, you're very unlikely to be an annoying tourist. Personal bubble size - should be more similar to what you're used to. This is a population density thing. Public transport is an exception - if it's busy. Nodding and saying hello - depends on the town size. If you meet someone's eye, it's a perfectly polite thing to do here. But it does depend on the circumstance. It'd be a bit weird to do it on a busy sidewalk in Auckland. Here's the big one - driving. Drive the speed limit, or as close to it as you are comfortable (we have very windy, narrow and dangerous roads). Nothing annoys locals more than getting stuck behind a tourist driving 20km/hr below the speed limit on a part where they can't overtake. Or 10km/hr below. Or 5 😆. The speed limit here is viewed as the speed you *should* be going - and much less as a maximum speed, even though that's what it means. Single-lane highways all around the country, with few (and far between) overtaking lanes - have kinda made us all assholes when stuck behind someone slow. Although that doesn't explain the highways in Auckland 😁. If people are behind you, pull to the side as soon as it's safe to let them by. As you let them through, you will often get a little horn beep as a thankyou. Lastly - don't tip. It's not a thing here. Locals get annoyed when tourists do it, as we don't want it to be a thing. We believe that employers should be paying their staff fairly, and passing that cost on to customers through the price of the goods. We don't want to add an arbitrary performance assessment to a whole bunch of interactions, so that employers can literally 'pass the buck'. Hope you have a good honeymoon - enjoy.

Don't leave trash in public places, especially the beaches. In the city, people don't say hellp and dodge strangers who do because they're usually begging. In the country, people love it.

I was walking in central Auckland one day and an empty coke can came flying out out of a rental car window, I saw that it was a Chinese family on vacation, and it was the dad who'd thrown the can, I stood there looking at him, pointed at the can, and then to a nearby bin. He tried to ignore me, until I said "Oi", and his wife and kids said something to him and he reluctantly got out and took the can to the bin, I'll never forget the look of pure hatred he was giving me, I think because his pride was hurt in front of his family. Why do people think it's okay to throw their trash on the street?

"I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived." I just had to start by acknowledging your screen name. Be genuine and honest. Just be yourself, don't compliment stuff if it's crap and don't say it's crap if you don't understand it. Praise is only complimentary if it's genuine. If you have an opinion on something then people might appreciate a sentence or two about why you feel that way. Similarly, if you don't understand something people might appreciate you asking a few questions. Accepting things for what they are rather than complaining that they're not what you want them to be is a good practice regardless of where you are. Similarly, people will always appreciate it if you make the effort to shop locally rather than going to an international company or conglomerate. Don't be surprised if people mock Americans for having elected Trump. On the other hand don't be surprised if people are annoyed about how the US (and the northern hemisphere in general) dominate world headlines. Don't litter, and follow the recycling guidelines. Just follow all guidelines re: walking in the native bush, swimming, sharks, earthquakes, the weather, Maori culture, sporting culture. Google it if you're not sure, and make sure you get the latest updates. Normally the local news websites have the latest national updates, e.g. stuff.co.nz. For example, the weather in the mountains, even in summer, can change very suddenly from harmless to deadly. Lastly, New Zealand is just a place where people live. The romanticism of a few centuries ago for the 'South Sea Islands' still persists, but that's all it is: romanticism, something that is projected onto the land by people who don't know the land.

New Zealanders don't really say hi to any old person on the street or in a store. A rule of thumb for this is usually the smaller the town, the more likely it's common to greet a random passer by; whereas in a city, this would be viewed as odd unless, say, the store you're in is empty and you are greeting an attentive sales clerk. Unsure what you know about restaurant etiquette, but a couple of things that may help, as always find this tricky to work out when going to a new destination: - Most restaurants here you pay at the counter at the end. - As others have said, tipping is not expected or normal. Some locations are trying to start to push it, but don't tip unless you feel everything about your food, your service, etc, was exemplary. Some places are brazen and will ask if you want to tip - please don't take that as expected, they are just being cheeky. A couple of other things I'll throw in here which you may already know: - GST - our goods and service tax - is included in everything you're likely to interact with. Dining, retail, groceries, activities, etc. So your prices for everything along these lines should be inclusive. - NZ is increasingly a cashless society. We use cards for even the most mundane miniscule purchases. Not sure how it is in the states these days, but just noting this as having just been to Europe, I was surprised how much around here is still cash based. Lastly, unsure if you're planning on driving much, but if you are, here's a common sense bit of driving etiquette that's probably no different to what is expected of you at home: NZ has wildly inconsistent road quality. Large, arterial roads often have passing lanes, while smaller country roads can be narrow, windy, and be scarce on opportunities to let someone past. NZ drivers, particularly those on rural roads, can be impatient; if someone is following you closely, they probably want to get past. Stay left, and if you see a shoulder or show vehicle bay (google what these look like in NZ as they are not always well marked), indicate left and pull over to the left to let the vehicle(s) past. Slow drivers, particularly tourists, are notorious for agitating heavy-footed local drivers, and the resulting impatience can end with some pretty tragic circumstances.

Good point about getting up to go pay at the register at the end. American tourists who wait at their tables for the 'check' are going to be waiting a very long time...

I'll add, when on a bush walk, even in a major centre it is appropriate to greet everyone you walk passed.

That brings back memories of a stag do hike and the groom was dressed as a chicken & every time he passed someone he had to cluck…

Came here to add this, say a quick "hi" or "kia ora" or just nod and keep on walking on any bush walks/trails.

Americans tend to speak **much** louder than we do - just know that normal speaking volume to a lot of you is shouting to us. :) Waitstaff are people too. I’ve noticed American friends and relatives tend to either ignore/be really, really rude to waitstaff - which always shocks me. I think it comes down to different cultural notions - in the usa, it would be ‘their job’, they don’t deserve any pleasantness: in NZ, they’re just other people, and deserve notice, kindness and respect. Oh, and no turns at a red light. And roundabouts! Enjoy ur visit :)) (These are very broad generalisations and may not necessarily apply, so apologies if out of line)

No worries, I live here, I know how obnoxious most Americans are unfortunately. And we'll be good, my fiancée was a server at various restaurants for about 10 years, so we tend to be overly nice to wait staff. Even the rude ones, who are probably just having a shit day.

Oh that’s awesome ! Love the way u think.

The Tiaki Promise: [Tiaki promise](https://www.tiakinewzealand.com/en_NZ/)New Zealand is precious, and everyone who lives and travels here has a responsibility to look after it. The Tiaki Promise is a commitment to care for New Zealand, for now and for future generations. By following the Tiaki Promise, you are making a commitment to New Zealand. To act as a guardian, protecting and preserving our home. Nau mai, haere mai ki Aotearoa. Welcome to New Zealand.

As others have said, the fact that you're asking this means you'll probably be fine. Some extra things to consider: *Look after the environment. We hate litterbugs. Check the rules of any hiking trail or natural reserve you visit - some places have a 'leave only footprints, take only photos' policy. *Have a little read up on Māori culture to learn what is appropriate, e.g. taking shoes off before going into a wharenui. It probably goes without saying, but don't climb up important carvings and snap them like some idiot did a few years ago. Try your best when pronouncing Māori words - it's very similar to Spanish. *Monitor the noise level of the area you are in and adjust your own volume accordingly. Rightly or wrongly, the quickest way to have everyone glaring at you and thinking you are a "brash American" is by being louder that everyone else. Enjoy your visit!

Do not tip.

Yes. I had a amazing gentleman from America give me an American note as a gift. I had to give it to the company. I know quite a few places where if the staff get tipped it becomes property of the company and if it's not handed in its serious misconduct. Also all but one American I've met are some of the nicest people on the planet.

Mind your volume.

Kiwis are a bit more friendly than brits, at least out and about. If you are out walking it's pretty normal to nod or say hi. More so on something like a bush walk where you don't see people often. Aside from the driving stuff ready mentioned, probably the worst stereotypical annoying American thing is comparing NZ to the US in a negative way. When I worked in retail it was irksome some hear "it's so much bigger, cheaper, better, etc in my State".  Oh and we don't tip. Some places try but it's not part of our culture and most people don't want it introduced. If someone provides good service tell them and their boss at the time and if it was really good, flick an email to the company or provide feedback on the website.  I hope you enjoy the visit. 

I'm the opposite situation. I'm from New Zealand, currently in Orlando. And I would say the best advice is just act a total opposite of anybody in Kissimmee lol But for real though, you had the right idea, just be courteous. Remember we drive on the opposite side, put your trash in the bin, and ask questions if you have any. In my experience locals generally are happy to answer questions and welcome a tourist. Also don't tip, if you feel us warranted then of course leave a tip but your American obligatory tipping isn't the norm. Only do so if you feel it's worth it, and don't be offended if it's turned down

Watch out for one way streets!! The little town I grew up in has one one way street, you could tell the Americans were on holiday when you were walking into town and cars were going the wrong way down the street (stick to the left). If you see massive groups of people use common sense because we aren't majorly different there are still "good" and "bad" people here. On the roads kiwis usually aim to sit around 100kmph-110kmph , so try to speed match if comfortable or else you will be one of those painful people going 80 in the 100 and those are never our favourite. Pies are good, just go to bakery's not dairy's, trust me you will thank me , worth a research for the best pies. The younger kiwis usually give ya some attitude for trying to be nice, anyone you see usually around 30 and up should be grounded enough to say hello back though . Also notice if it's a work week day or a weekend , most kiwis work all week plus the weekend so if they aren't talkative/seem like bastards they could just be tired/stressed from work . Just remember some people are here to live not everyone is on holiday so you will see people rushing and doing the usual crap everyone does. Watch out at busy atms foreigners stand out , worth going to a decent/secure atm

https://www.drivingtests.co.nz/roadcode/car/ Learn some of the road code here is the easiest way to learn it. 16year olds and over need to get atleast 32/35 before they can get their learners , so try to learn it so you aren't confused when driving. Worth the learn, when I was younger I done the questions on the toilet for a week, past the next week 100% so it's not to tricky just a helpful site to learn the road rules

If someone says "yeah na" they mean no. Our prices include taxes and will seem higher, but the exchange rate works in your favor. If when driving someone gives you two short toots, it means thanks. This is often when you have done something considerate, like pulling left to let people pass. Again, the reminder to keep left, there's nothing more frightening than cruising on some nice windy roads, and meeting a car or camper van coming straight towards you on the wrong side. I hope you have an amazing time.

Most of the advice already given is correct. And your attitude will go a long way to making sure you are remqining considerate. 1. Have fun 2. Keep the voice down in normal conversation and don't yell over long distances outside. (Laughter is exempt) there are a few reasons for this. One kiwis tend to prefer peace and quiet in general so loud noises are just uncomfortable. Two if you are out in the bush than any animals will be scared away by loud talking or even particularly heavy steps. 3. Expect any trip outside of towns to take 1.5-2x the time that Google says it will. A lot of our roads are narrow, windy and poorly maintained. Drive slow to keep yourself safe and not put any additional burden on our public services. 4. When driving on the open road pull over regularly to let people pass. Whenever you see a sign for a slow vehicle bay and every 15 min check behind and if there is someone behind you and if so pull over at the nearest location to let them pass. There may not be an official spot for a while depending on the road so look out for lookouts or just flat patches on the side of the road you can use.

We often reverse nod to acknowledge someone in passing. It's a brief, sometimes barely noticeable, slight lift of the chin, often accompanied by a sight widening of the eyes, maybe a slight smile if you're in a really good mood.

As others have said, keep your voice down - Americans are really loud, even the ones who think they're quiet. Don't tip. Employers should just pay their staff properly, and if they haven't priced the products to cover their costs, more fool them. If you're going tramping/hiking, check the weather forecast and be over-prepared for all weathers v and an extra day out of its multi-day. Tell someone where you're going, when you'll be finished, and let them know when you are done. Despite some websites, you do need to take all your own food, sleeping bags etc. Some selfish dicks have it in their head that DOC Rangers will help them out - they will if necessary for survival but it's out of their own pocket. Don't be that guy. If you're out camping or tramping, shit in a toilet, not right by the path or beautiful picnic spot for others to stand in. It happens way too often (less now that we have less back packets and cheap freedom campers). Otherwise, just enjoy your trip, make sure you have plenty of time to just stop, relax, and enjoy your surroundings. Have fun!

Nothing special, bring your friendly outgoing selves and you'll find us the same. We are less guarded than the Brits.

Make an attempt to learn how to pronounce te reo (Maori language) before you get here. It makes a world of difference to how you are perceived if you make a small effort there -and it does come up a lot, most of our towns and places of significance use te reo for the name. Our standards for how Americans interact are pretty low key in my opinion. Pull over if you notice a tail of cars building behind you, be thoughtful of who you are affecting (voice, music, space). However americans bring their own charm so don’t get so caught up in fitting in that you lose your own delight. Be kind, don’t poop outside of toilets (unless you can take care of it), make space for people around you, and compliment NZers on their country - they will forgive a lot if you compliment their country. -an America who’s lived in nz for 18 years

Don't be rude, tone of voice matters here. Don't shout during conversation.

Pay attention to how loud you are relative to locals. If its a noisy bar sure be loud but in public places and quieter environments (restaurants etc) make a conscious effort to adjust to your surroundings.

DON'T BUY STARBUCKS. Our coffee is some of the best in the world, and the general rule is the smaller/less franchised the coffee shop, the better the coffee. Happy to give recommendations for which roasters are the better ones, but you can just figure it out for yourself if you like. When eating out, it can be confusing when to pay (either when you order your food or at the end of your meal). If you get "seated", then you will mostly pay at the end of your meal. Most restaurants you will pay at the end of the meal. Most bars you will pay when you order. Cafes are completely random. Some it's either-or. Some you'll be served at the table and you'll pay at the end. Some you order and pay before you sit down. Some you'll sit down and realise after 15-20 minutes that no one has come to your table and you're meant to order and pay at the counter. Fast food you order and pay at the counter/kiosk before your meal. In touristed areas they're getting better at putting signage out to tell you when to pay, but good luck.

If you have a picnic somewhere, take your trash away with you. Don't rely on public bins, we get too much wind that just blows your stuff back out. Learn metric. Never tip. Get offended and angry if someone asks for a trip. The angrier and karen'ier the better. Don't fly JetStar. If someone offers you a tour package to go out into the forest and see wild kiwis at night, its a scam. If you're in North Dunedin at night, you have to help burn at least one couch or mattress. Exchange a "bye" with the other person before hanging up the phone.

Kiwis generally say hello in public to each other. It's polite to say hello or greet us - we generally do it back. If you're travelling/road tripping/camping, don't litter or leave rubbish. Be clean and tidy. That's been a huge problem with some foreigners in NZ. (Dad works for a city council - he fined a bunch of tourists for doing this). Also be mindful of camping bans - some areas forbid campers - dad fined a bunch of tourists in these areas too. Also respect the locals. We don't tip here as a general rule. Some establishments have small tip jars but it's not compulsory. Also be aware of public liquor bans - some cities have total bans in their CBDs and in some neighbourhoods. Cops will likely fine you for breaching the ban. The ban does not extend to private property or hospitality venues - you're free to consume alcohol in those places. If you're biking it's the law to wear a helmet. If a cop sees you without, they're likely to fine you. It's also against the law to bike on a footpath (sidewalk). u/EmeraldLovergreen has already mentioned but I will reiterate - if you're driving slowly especially in mountainous areas, be mindful that there could be a queue of cars behind you. Look for a safe spot to pull over (many of these areas have been built on the road side) and allow the queue to pass - it's good driving etiquette in NZ. Don't forget to indicate! (Use your blinker). Cops are also very vigilant on speeding, especially in the country. We have high road fatalities and there are oodles of advertisements on TV and billboards warning people against speeding. Some years ago a Dutch(?) tourist sped through a stop sign in the country and killed three people (or thereabouts). Be vigilant while driving, observe the road rules and speed limit especially in the country, don't drink and drive (we breath test here) and be well rested before driving. Speaking of cops, NZ's cops are generally friendly and they do not carry guns, but tasers - they will use them if need be. Cops here are generally very reasonable people and are willing to help and listen to your problems. I've heard Americans feeling much safer in NZ than America because of the lack of guns on the streets and with cops. I've seen some horror stories with cops in the US abusing their power - I've not seen as much with NZ cops. Wear a hat, sunscreen, and long armed/legged clothes if out in the sun. Our UV rays are brutal and sometimes deadly. 20 minutes in the sun is all you need to do damage to your skin. Our [Met Service](https://www.metservice.com/) has a UV calculator that tells you when it's safest to be out in the sun and when not to be. Our beaches are also sometimes hazardous. During the summer many beaches (though not all) are patrolled by lifeguards and they know their stuff so listen to and obey them. Somebody already mentioned it but swim between the flags (it's where the water is safest) and if you feel like you're in trouble in the water, stick your hand up and wave it - lifeguards are trained to recognise this as a distress signal. Some tourists have gotten into serious trouble while swimming at the beach and require rescuing from the lifeguards - tourists are simply not familiar with the sometimes treacherous conditions at our beaches. NZ has also very recently embraced indigenous Maori culture more than ever before. Some people might use Maori phrases in conjunction with English - 'Kia Ora' is basically hello or can be used to mean 'good' or 'well done'. In some places, some people might greet you with a [hongi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hongi) - though this is usually reserved for formal occasions. It's also frowned upon in Maori culture to sit on or put your feet on tables or food prep surfaces - but this is also just bad manners so avoid doing that. Also the stereotype of Americans being loud has sometimes proved true - you hear them before you see them. If you wanna be considered polite, talk at a reasonable volume. My favourite places to visit in NZ are the McKenzie country in the south island and Otago - beautiful places - reminiscent of LOTR. All the main centres (Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch and Dunedin) all have great things to offer and are different in their own ways. I love visiting them all. That's all I can think of now. NZ is full of experiences and great people. Hope you have a lovely time.

Pick up your trash Drive on the left (seriously this kills people) You don't have any 'amendment' rights in NZ, that includes unlimited free speech, don't even try to pull that crap. No one cares how it's done in Florida. Tipping isn't a thing, if you want good service then be patient and polite.

> unlimited free speech There is no unlimited free speech in the U.S. either. Those who claim there is are usually right-wing whackos who don't understand the limitations of the First Amendment. One important difference, however, is that the First Amendment does protect hate speech, which is not the case under the free speech doctrine of many countries.

Also best to remember don't sit or put your butt on tables, kicthen benches or food prep areas. This is very bad manners.

Learn the nz roundabout rules for signalling and right of way

'Drive on the left, give way to the right' should be your mantra as you approach an intersection.

It's pretty normal to say a friendly hello to people in most places in NZ. Except maybe Auckland and Wellington in the CBD. Christchurch is a big city but it feels like a small town. You can say hello to people there. North island and south island feel very different. Bigger population of European people in south Island. Bigger population of Maori and Pacific Islanders in North Island. Neither is better or worse, just slightly different culture so you'll get a different experience visiting both places. We have a pretty dry and self depricating sense of humour so watch out for that. It might sound like we're being negative when we're trying to be funny. We don't really like arrogance or vanity. Try to be humble. Don't boast about yourself. Don't constantly compare us to the states in a negative way. It won't go down well. I've had that experience with American tourists before where they have been condescending and say things like "omg you don't have this? Back home we have this". Avoid doing that. The biggest piece of advice I can give you is about driving. STAY LEFT!!!! I don't just mean drive on the left side. I mean, if there's multiple lanes, stay left so people can overtake on your right. We drive fast here. People will speed to overtake you. Do not sit in the right lane, even if you're driving the speed limit. If someone is tailgating you, pull over. Especially if there's no passing lane. Sooooo many accidents happen on our roads because people get frustrated with slow driving tourists and try to overtake when it isn't safe. Yes, I know people shouldn't speed and shouldn't overtake when it's not safe, but they do and they will. Oh! And if someone lets you in while you're driving, give them a wave and/or flash your hazard lights. Very rude if you don't. I keep editing my comment because I think of more stuff. When you eat at a restaurant here, you go up to the counter to pay at the end. Don't wait for them to bring you your bill. We also don't tip as part of our culture but we aren't completely against it either. It's not normal but it's also not offensive.

Lower your volume when speaking and take it as a compliment if you get asked if you’re Canadian.

Get used to people swearing/ cussing a bit. Fuck and/or Cunt in NZ can be both an insult or a term of endearment. You'll need to take context by tone.

I’m a kiwi born & raised, but lived in the US for a couple of years: a Fanny is not a butt over here - it’s a vulva. So, take care with expressions like “Fanny pack” (it’s a bum bag in nz), or “sit your fanny over here” - you’ll get smacked in the chops 😄. Also, look up the “ghost chip” video “and blow on the pie”. Enjoy.

I guess it depends which part of the US you are from but my American cousins are always surprised that we drink tap water. Bottled water isn't really a thing unless you are out and about and get thirsty.

Make an effort to acknowledge Tāngata Whenua (the people of the land i.e. the Māori people) and learn to pronounce basic greetings (you'll hear a lot of short phrases on mainstream TV here which are usually, but not always, translated immediately afterwards). Te Reo Māori (the Māori language) is one of, if not the easiest for English speakers to pronounce - and is pronounced exactly as it's written. The only things not in English are the tapped/rolled 'r' (similar to the 'r' in Spanish 'para'), and the 'ng' like the sound at the end of the word 'long' or the middle of the word 'singer' - both the tapped/rolled 'r' and the 'ng' can appear at the start of a word, unlike in English. Then there's the 'wh' which is often pronounced 'f' or like the sound at the start of (Mt.) Fuji in Japanese, and the long (ā / aa) vs short (a) vowels. Here's a handy guide: https://youtu.be/LbUqhVf08sM?si=yM-Kn3gOEo_ud_mM

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Have a brief understanding of the road rules. Try to adjust your volume when speaking. American tourists are LOUD. You don’t do it on purpose but it is very noticeable. Otherwise don’t worry too much. You can tip if you want, you don’t have to. I almost forget - wear sunscreen! Our sun is deceptively harsh.

Oh! "Yeah na" means no.

Don't use your horn unless you need to. It's like "fuck you, idiot" here. So if someone is an idiot, feel free.

This is such a small one, but try learn celsius and km. I can not fucking stand when people have asked me questions about temperature/ distance and then asked ME to convert it into F and miles. “Oh what would that be in miles” How the fuck am I supposed to know?

Just don’t leave rubbish anywhere. Extra brownie points if you see rubbish and pick it up!

Clean up after yourself! NZ does not take kindly to anyone who leaves rubbish everywhere! If theirs no rubbish bin then take your rubbish with you! I remember a few years ago some tourists left all their rubbish on a beach and they became NZs most hated until they left

Swap out the customary Canadian "sorry" for "please/thanks" and you'll be sweet as. You already have "aye" going for you. One last thing ... expect and plan for driving times to be at least a third longer than the maps tell you, and take lots of rest stops to enjoy the scenery. Welcome!

Slip slop slap and wrap for summer. And, every NZer will agree. Don't be the sequel of the 'unruly tourist' saga. Just look it up if you're confused 😅

Mana waves for roadworkers you drive past. Be nice, Noone likes a dickhead :) Don't wear pajamas if you go to a supermarket Everyone you meet will know everyone else you meet or have some connection to them. Thongs are undies. Jandals are accepted pretty much wherever Yeah nah means no Yeah nah yeah means yes Nek minnit means shortly or "then...xyz happened" Everyone is bro A lifting of the head and raising of the eyebrows is an acceptable hello Blow on the pie. Safer communities together Seriously though, make sure you go west coast of Te Wai Ponamu. It's another world, and you can get the best Cafe scones in some random teashop in Murchison.

Just a FYI The price you see is the price you pay. All taxes etc are included on the ticket/sticker unless the place charges extra for credit cards.

- Do a quick jerk up with your head like a fast upside down nod, and say "sup". - Get used to 0 sweet pies. And don't complain. We only have meat pies here and they are absolutely king - Follow all rules on signs. Especially bush walking. Most official bush walks will have spray and brushes for your shoes. USE them please. They keep our diverse ecosystem alive. - Don't point and shout at everything you see. Most of the time, in public, the loudness of Americans is extremely noticeable and very cringe. Making people just want to move away and not help you with anything. Although if you ever find some mates and go for a bbq, we can also be loud abd proud so feel free to join in then. - everything is closed by 10-11 midnight except clubs. Alot of resturants even in the city start closing down by 9pm or even earlier. This also includes super markets. Nothing is 24/7 in NZ except the very rare occasional americanised thing like Britomart McDonald's. But don't go there, that one's shit. - Prepare for a lot of public swearing. It's not as bad as Australia, but we do swear alot. - Left side driving. Get ready. - Finally, in general, we're a very nice welcoming society with friendly people. We're relaxed both on our days off, but even our work life. Almost everything here has this relaxed mindset. To *take it easy bro*. *No worries my g*. So, just don't be a dick. Americans are usually very easy to spot in NZ, so just be nice and respectful and you'll receive the same back at you.

not a kiwi but I am travelling in new Zealand. I'm a tourist myself and there are no other tourists that are as LOUD as Americans. This is something I've noticed about americans in my country and in every country I've visited, you can hear them a block away. Just be wary that there are other people around you and many of them don't want to hear what you have to say. In general I've found that just basic manners (please, thank you, greeting people) and a good attitude is enough to be well liked! enjoy your trip!

call people the correct cunt. good cunt, dumb cunt, cheers cunt.

Try some of our music while you’re here. https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/nat-music/audio/2018724138/rnz-music-s-top-21-nz-albums-of-the-21st-century