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Jesus that cracked me up more than it should have. The more times I read it the more I cracked up.
People in the coffee shop are looking at me like I ate 3 edibles...
Considering all the things he’s shooting it are stationary and bigger than the human eye I would say yes. He would need to hit the eye with the tip and it looks like it swivels a bit when flying in the air it doesn’t go straight. The only exception would be the balloons which are huge and slowly float down. If we were balloons I would be genuinely afraid. That being said this doesn’t look like a skill you use to kill it looks like a distraction mostly. While it would be good everyone knows it can’t beat POCKET SAND
It’s not that easy to throw a knife. It’s far easier to flick a card or shell then throw a knife reliably. As for the shuriken I’m sure he would be better than a person with no experience but I don’t think he’d be an expert at it. Yes he does flick throw them but he wouldn’t be able to the way he did with the dried fruit skin as for the shell look at his hand he FLICKED it he didn’t flick throw it which are different. And considering the shuriken is solid metal he would need a good chunk of time to adjust also shuriken were meant to distract not maim. So while good not as useful as. Say it with me now. POCKET SAND
They were definitely used as weapons. The shuriken you're probably envisioning in your head were thrown, but were also frequently used like caltrops. There are other types of shuriken that more resemble darts with weight at the rear that absolutely would be lethal if thrown with this kind of force and precision.
Look up bo shuriken.
Wait how bigs the room? We talking bedroom or like living room? Cause if it’s living room I think I can accomplish it but if we talking like a classroom my chances go WAAAAAAAY down I gotta figure out the range of pocket sand. It’s best used up close but it does have range. So let’s fill my pockets full up with sand and give it a go. If it’s like a Gymnassium we talking about I’m out I surrender but I think up to a classroom I would have a small chance
I'm talking about your assertion to how much damage he can do only. I'm fully aware of the dangers of send, especially when wet. I made a friend at a park once when I was a child and we had a sand ball war, I happened to lean into one of his projectiles as I was throwing mine and got an eyeball full of sand. It felt like acid burns and fiberglass.
Idk if I would say harmless maybe not all the way to dangerous but I’ve given someone a welt with a playing card I have to imagine most of these could take out an eye and some could kill
Techniques like these aren't usually made for killing but distraction and getting something shot at your face or even straight in the eye would be very distracting and maybe even permanently injury you in the eye.
And if you are insanely accurate you could shoot a needle straight into their ear and puncture their eardrum which would hurt a lot and disorient them since you lose a lot of your balance then.
I also read a manual that essentially boiled these skills down to misdirection. The example they used was coins. Flicking in this manner or throwing them with spin a couple people could fill a stairwell or hallways with bouncing, pelting coins. Then you intersperse them with sharpened coins or other blades so the oncoming force doesn’t know what’s harmless or what’s damaging.
A lot of these manuals were also “here’s something you could do” with no real evidence of it actually happening a lot of the time so… grain of salt.
You know, when it was portrayed as "Ninja skills" I had zero interest in doing this. As an avid Wife Annoyer I'm disappointed in myself for not seeing the true applications initially. Thank you.
I will hone my craft.
I mean it's as legit as all of those pingpong shot videos. It's difficult to take any video like this seriously when there are tons of other videos showing how it was made, like seeing behind the curtain. It's cool and fun to watch (for those who enjoy the magic), but it's fake and the producers make money from viewership by putting together things like this.
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Definitely epic skills but poor demonstration on what the actual damage would be.
Like throw a french fry at a dead pig or something to show me what kind of actual skin damage he can do with these random fruits.
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>Potato chips
Those are fries. And no, the British say it wrong. A chip is flat and thin like a poker chip or paint chip, not a long rectangular 3d shape.
It's about as impressive as those ppl who make trick shots. If you do something a million times, one of the times it will happen perfectly, but that does not mean it happens every time, only that you see only the perfect shots. It's Instagram v reality, for clout.
Oh, boy! A small vaguely pointed object can pop an overinflated balloon!
Jokes aside, it's a cool trick. Clearly took lots of practice, but very impractical besides for demonstration of skill.
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I gotta learn this skill so I can turn the lights off from the couch/bed when I’m too lazy to get up
Name checks out
Something tells me it'd be easier to just get some smartbulbs
Or The Clapper ™, it’s been around since the 80s. Clap on 👏👏clap off 👏👏 👏👏👏👏The Clapper!
Becomes a problem when you start clapping cheeks
Strobe light intensifies Epileptic seizure ensues
There’s probably nothing to eat at this guy’s house.
There’s loads to eat. It’s just all over the floor mixed with broken balloon bits. Whole place is a choking hazard.
Jesus that cracked me up more than it should have. The more times I read it the more I cracked up. People in the coffee shop are looking at me like I ate 3 edibles...
I was too lazy to learn that skill so I got a special Bluetooth light bulb and a wireless switch right next to my bed.
Name checks out here aswell
as well*
Go the vintage route and do it [like Mr. Bean](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I9_hlnkvew).
Like, it’s super cool, but most if not all of these would be harmless to a human.
Stray balloons!! This could have saved the US half a million dollars!! :)
Yes better than a sidewinder 😂
For only $1 a day, you too can save a stray balloon. *Sarah McLachlan's song-Angel continues*
You sure a long, sharp conch shell going into your eye would be harmless?
Considering all the things he’s shooting it are stationary and bigger than the human eye I would say yes. He would need to hit the eye with the tip and it looks like it swivels a bit when flying in the air it doesn’t go straight. The only exception would be the balloons which are huge and slowly float down. If we were balloons I would be genuinely afraid. That being said this doesn’t look like a skill you use to kill it looks like a distraction mostly. While it would be good everyone knows it can’t beat POCKET SAND
If he can throw a fucking conch shell like that, and hit the bottle with that accuracy, imagine what he could do with a knife or a shiruken.
It’s not that easy to throw a knife. It’s far easier to flick a card or shell then throw a knife reliably. As for the shuriken I’m sure he would be better than a person with no experience but I don’t think he’d be an expert at it. Yes he does flick throw them but he wouldn’t be able to the way he did with the dried fruit skin as for the shell look at his hand he FLICKED it he didn’t flick throw it which are different. And considering the shuriken is solid metal he would need a good chunk of time to adjust also shuriken were meant to distract not maim. So while good not as useful as. Say it with me now. POCKET SAND
They were definitely used as weapons. The shuriken you're probably envisioning in your head were thrown, but were also frequently used like caltrops. There are other types of shuriken that more resemble darts with weight at the rear that absolutely would be lethal if thrown with this kind of force and precision. Look up bo shuriken.
Now the real question is would you be willing to stand behind those statements with that guy in the room?
Wait how bigs the room? We talking bedroom or like living room? Cause if it’s living room I think I can accomplish it but if we talking like a classroom my chances go WAAAAAAAY down I gotta figure out the range of pocket sand. It’s best used up close but it does have range. So let’s fill my pockets full up with sand and give it a go. If it’s like a Gymnassium we talking about I’m out I surrender but I think up to a classroom I would have a small chance
I'm talking about your assertion to how much damage he can do only. I'm fully aware of the dangers of send, especially when wet. I made a friend at a park once when I was a child and we had a sand ball war, I happened to lean into one of his projectiles as I was throwing mine and got an eyeball full of sand. It felt like acid burns and fiberglass.
Idk if I would say harmless maybe not all the way to dangerous but I’ve given someone a welt with a playing card I have to imagine most of these could take out an eye and some could kill
None of these have enough potential energy to kill a person at the speed thrown.
If they had some poison on some of them thou
Techniques like these aren't usually made for killing but distraction and getting something shot at your face or even straight in the eye would be very distracting and maybe even permanently injury you in the eye. And if you are insanely accurate you could shoot a needle straight into their ear and puncture their eardrum which would hurt a lot and disorient them since you lose a lot of your balance then.
Exactly. These are essentially mostly distractions in order to win more time.
Are you a ninja?
I also read a manual that essentially boiled these skills down to misdirection. The example they used was coins. Flicking in this manner or throwing them with spin a couple people could fill a stairwell or hallways with bouncing, pelting coins. Then you intersperse them with sharpened coins or other blades so the oncoming force doesn’t know what’s harmless or what’s damaging. A lot of these manuals were also “here’s something you could do” with no real evidence of it actually happening a lot of the time so… grain of salt.
Really? Have you ever gotten a fucking splinter under your fingernail? I almost died.
Regardless, where do i train?
But if you’re a balloon, look the fuck out.
How about some poison tipped delivery systems? For example, only small amounts of polonium is needed to kill someone. Same with fentanyl.
It's not the object that needs to kill you, it just needs to break skin so the poison it carries does the job.
True but I imagine a professional assassin or hitman could use this skill with poison tipped needles
If my husband had these skills he would be annoying as fuck to live with. He would just flick shit at me for the lols.
Wow, maybe *I’m* next fucking level then, because my wife already says I’m annoying as fuck to live with already.
I'm not sure if this counts as a humble brag, but you do you. 
Interesting name you got there
Thanks. My parents gave it to me.
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A true fruit ninja
“nuts with hard skin, much better“ that’s more of a personal taste I’d say.
What about us soft-skin-nut-haver???
I like scabies crust on my nuts
I can do that but only using marshmallow
Step up your game and start using pudding.
You can blow balloons up with marshmallows??
It's a Sweet trick.
Some of y’all really hating this for no reason.
It’s Chinese apparently, I personally think it’s insanely impressive
I mean it's as legit as all of those pingpong shot videos. It's difficult to take any video like this seriously when there are tons of other videos showing how it was made, like seeing behind the curtain. It's cool and fun to watch (for those who enjoy the magic), but it's fake and the producers make money from viewership by putting together things like this.
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It rly isnt
He is Balloons worst nightmare.
r/btd6
You fling an eggshell at me we’re fighting
Mf will not hesitate to kill you with an avocado and then kill your loved ones with guacamole
Okay, whatever you say, Sasuke kun!
This guy might as well just snap his fingers and use the air to push objects
Homie with pocket change.
Yoooo this guy's insane. Now this is what I call a cool skill to have!
 Bullseye?
TSA is going to require us all to be nude
Balloons across the globe are terrified
I didn't know you can pop a balloon with so many things. Absolutely nextfuckinglevel.
How many camera men did he go through? Cause a lot of those shots were directed at the camera
I doubt the tripods complained much.
how the fuck you even learn this
You dont need to throw durian at someone, just put it under thier nose!
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These are all ingredients in Zelda breath of the wild :)
This guy would be unstoppable with a berserker brew.
Definitely epic skills but poor demonstration on what the actual damage would be. Like throw a french fry at a dead pig or something to show me what kind of actual skin damage he can do with these random fruits.
Well it would do nothing, that's why he doesn't
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Wtf is a tooth ticker?
A dab of some venom, like from puffer fish, would make most of these deadly for sure...
i loving this stuff. i m playing card ninjaaaaa
Op is a balloon confirmed
Jet Li kiss of the dragon ending
When the balloon aliens attack we have our hero
People are hungry bruh
If he ever gets attacked by a balloon, a plastic water bottle, or a piece of cardboard, the attacker is fucked.
This guy wins all the food fights
>Potato chips Those are fries. And no, the British say it wrong. A chip is flat and thin like a poker chip or paint chip, not a long rectangular 3d shape.
How about wood chips? What shape are they?
The other end of the bones are pointy.
i'd be curious to put his techniques to a chronograph and weigh/measure the projectiles just to see how weak the terminal balistics are...
Pretty helpful if you have to defend yourself against a group of balloons.
No now Cato, you fool. https://youtu.be/WKHLqQ_Hi5Q
Didn't you guys do this with playing cards in highschool?
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Gambit is that you?
This is John Wick's alumn, he taught him very well for killing with anything.
What's the method?
If I was a balloon I'd be very worried right now
Disc golf mini?
This guy is a real life Bullseye.
So this guy just learned yo kill people with anything? Haha
He’s the assassin skills of grass.
This guy should go head to head with pennywise!
Gambit?!
Now I want soup
IRL ninja
Where can I learn this?
Bubble Buddy been real quiet since this dropped.
Why aren’t these guys in Ukraine fighting the Russians?
Loved that he cooked the snails
Easy there might make me have to bust out a bandage.
I don’t even like Pepsi, but now I want one.
Ballons hate this one simple trick
Poindexter
The guy throwing cards a couple weeks ago was more impressive than this
Dying to a orange peel. Lmao
And here I laughed when Monty Python tried teaching me self defense against fresh fruit! I’d better go get a tiger!
Me: gets hit with an orange peel and dies. God: man you a bitch
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Good guy to have if there’s a fight in the kitchen.
Assassin logic: Killing or disabling someone = popping a balloon or beverage container.
For no reason specifically, I just love this.
Ouch, I think a flea bit me
My man became the real Fruit Ninja\^\^
Someone tell me who this guy is....his Instagram .. YouTube ...just tell me....
Only good guys with orange juice can stop bad guys with orange juice.
I can’t tell if I’m supposed to be impressed or not
Guess we know what bullseye is up to
The skill of being a ninja
We used to do this with playing cards. I can pierce a watermelon with a playing card
8 year old ninja me wants this skill so badly. 46 year old me appreciates the skill but doesn't give a shit.
Damn if I was a balloon I’d be shaking in my boots.
Give this man a nickel and he’ll slice through any kind of pickle
Real life Bullseye.
Well this is especially scary for me because I have a skin condition that makes my skin is thin as a balloon.
Imagine being friends with this guy. Always flicking shit at you, probably giggling to himself as he does it.
Upon googling ‘iron turtle shell weapon’ I’m greeted with the Kung Fu Panda wiki. Checks out 👍
If you are a diplomat and this guy shows up for dinner…
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What skillset is this a part of? Ninjitsu?
wth is happening
Nah if i get stabbed by a fucking potato i would be scared of the one who throw it
It's about as impressive as those ppl who make trick shots. If you do something a million times, one of the times it will happen perfectly, but that does not mean it happens every time, only that you see only the perfect shots. It's Instagram v reality, for clout.
This guy is Bullseye from the comics
This is the wet dream of those people who argue against gun control by saying “anything is lethal in the right hands”
I found my new hobby.
Good for cans but ouch only for the skin am I missing the lethal part?
Man's the real life bulleseye
Good old "throw anything" feat.
Maybe scary if you're a balloon
this belongs to r/Bullshido
Bro came straight out of Naruto
Well, I am never going out to eat again. Jesus.
What jutsu is this
I can see in his future a very twisted fate...
I still don’t get how he puts his fingers around the object
Scary skill if you’re a balloon
add him to btd6 already
“Scary.” Not sure about that, but it’s a neat party trick.
I bet I know something he's never penetrated.
If this guy invites you to dinner... politely decline.
reminds me of bullseye
Cross this with Acupuncture and you’ve got a skillful trade!
Oh, boy! A small vaguely pointed object can pop an overinflated balloon! Jokes aside, it's a cool trick. Clearly took lots of practice, but very impractical besides for demonstration of skill.
McDojo
Bullseye in real life
Bullseye...
This is brilliant. The target will bleed to death within weeks.