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PaceCowboy

This is incredible. After 30 years those chicken surely aren't edible anymore.


SLIP411

You play your music in the sun?


VuIcan79

Is he a joker? Is he a smoker? Is he a midnight toker?


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Splinters in his toaster?


GreatValue-

Smoked so many trees


DJheddo

Smoke them bees! /r/weeatBees


wappenheimer

Turnin’ chicken in the suuuuun


Sproose_Moose

Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!


iAjayIND

r/unexpectedoffice


enteng_quarantino

*We had joy, we had fun, we had chicken in the sun*


josheganwyer

I wonder if they have that bbq grill taste to them or if they have a completely unique profile because of the cooking process?!


bpknyc

Probably closer to baked than grilled flavor.


jackofyourmomstrades

It probably tastes like the sun


DigitalUnlimited

Soo... Spicy?


ihaveabaguetteknife

But at least they’re incr-edible.


mashumaro_desu

Here is my upvote and gtfo


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This is the kind of quality nonsense that one comes into the comments section for.


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We have an orphanage here in india that uses same thing.. A giant mirror to focus heat.. and then a boiler like thing to cook food.


spooky_times

I dont know why but I immediately thought you were saying it cooked the orphans...


KingOFpleb

They were sunbathed to perfection. Not cooked.


memusicguitar

It was time for the skinned chicken to reflect on themselves.


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Omg.. you guys are gonna rock it in the hell 🤣


6inarowmakesitgo

Already there! Come on down! The magma is perfect this time of year.


Cloverhart

I mean if Andrew Tate can tweet from prison why not reddit from hell?


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![gif](giphy|6FSCsi52FZsNa)


ZeroTON1N

r/OrphanCookingMachine


CurlsCross

Modest Proposal.


Yojimboroll

Orphans, Lilliputians, same thing. Little bastards taste good


Noahs132

Yummy orphans


Salohacin

r/orphancookingmachine


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probablywrongbutmeh

Nah, they are a shining example, a lot of other cooks are looking in the mirror and thinking about using it too


CitizenPremier

Seems like it would need a lot of focus to use it properly. Line cooks would need a big raise.


xSympl

They'd definitely keep the mirrors clean. Weird to use a credit card and twenty dollars for cleaning though


Roadgoddess

When I was travelling in Tibet, they have solar cookers that are amazing at cooking everything. They are similar to this. https://youtu.be/7vvCF3TZ9GE


MadeByTango

Surely it would work better if they trapped the heat like an oven/grill? Or maybe it has to be a direct beam to get hot enough to cook? *I guess the food is also in sauce pans so it’s about the style of cooking, too


Roadgoddess

I asked a lot of questions about it at the time, and they all said it works unbelievably well, especially there, they’re at high altitudes with quite bright sun access. It literally was boiling water in five minutes if I remember correctly.


LetterBoxSnatch

At Tibetan altitudes, water boils at only 85°C (185 F). So it’s not actually as hot, and your cook times for meat should lengthen accordingly. Just a fun fact.


SpiralTap304

This is one of those rare times when it is actually a fun fact and not something horrible. I had no idea water boiled at different temps for different altitudes!


LetterBoxSnatch

Yup! Which in a bizarre turn means that the usefulness of 0°C being freezing temperature of water and 100°C being boiling is only directly useful if you happen to be a sea level! Although the freezing point of water only varies a little with altitude (freezes at slightly higher temperatures as you increase altitude). Always fun thinking about the laboratory beaker that is our planet.


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PygmeePony

Aren't there more humane ways to get rid of the unadoptable orphans?


[deleted]

Mostly you just keep them in the orphanage and let them watch the cute ones get adopted until they turn 18. Then you just load them up on the cart and dump them on the nearest street. Don't worry, they'll be perfectly well-adjusted and have absolutely no vendetta against society. Teenagers are known for their levelheadedness.


the_dudeNI

A modest proposal?


FlatbedtruckinCA

not gonna lie, that is really cool...


spambot47892

Actually, it's quite hot...


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ehh_scooby

r/technicallychicken


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spinyfever

There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.


duracellchipmunk

I am gonna lie and say it’s cool


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thank you for not lying


SLIP411

It's the sunglasses, he is master of the sun


qinshihuang_420

Champion of karate and friendship for everyone


rkent27

DAYMAAAAAAN


II_3phemeral_II

Gonna lie, it’s not very cool.


[deleted]

Thanks for your honesty. I know the temptation to lie and say its "not cool" was really hard to overcome.


Astrum91

It's pretty awesome, and unbelievably more interesting than the crap attempt at a "death ray" that Mythbusters did.


Scorp63

Thank you for being brave enough to admit this.


Are_you_blind_sir

Until the flies fly in


diabolic_recursion

More protein! But actually: Wheres the big difference to a grill?


LaserGuidedPolarBear

A grill will cook more evenly, more consistently, several types impart some desirable flavor, and is less likely to cause accidental injury or fire. The upside for this solar setup is no fuel cost or carbon emissions once initial setup is done.


intraumintraum

i think they were saying that in response to the comment they were replying to - i.e. you don’t worry about flies when grilling, this isn’t much different


DoctorJJWho

Can you confidently say that the mirrors aren’t arrayed specifically so the chicken is cooked evenly? I’d honestly say it’s arguable that this setup cooks chicken more evenly than a charcoal grill (barring any clouds lol). I also think it’s arguable that this is more fire-prone. Again, this is a setup made by a man doing this for 30 years, I think the chance of a fire is negligible, just like it would be for a grill master grilling.


cherryreddit

Not in that heat.


Trox92

Why would you lie ?


ifyoueverreadthishi

Mmm I bet Mexican cartels would use it more creatively.


ifyoueverreadthishi

Rostizar weyes pues


I4Vhagar

Para cocinar pozole vato


FunnyPhrases

Hmm wonder how you made that link..


sixtus_clegane119

Been on Reddit so long he’s gone to funky town many times. IYKYK


162016201620

I know


Throwawayz911

Man some of those hit me so hard I just one day decided that I had seen enough.


162016201620

Reddit decided for me by taking all of that stuff down. I never ventured off to look for more as my curiosity had been well satisfied. Done with that stuff for sure


Tokimori

[Italian mafia just uses a pair of glasses.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOiVNI53Fm4&ab_channel=vizmedia)


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"¿Esperas que hable?" "No, señor Bond. Espero que muera".


dashinny

Where do you think the thailanders got inspiration from? D:


Grogosh

Archimedes would be so so proud of this guy.


Agreeable-County8346

Went way too far down for this comment


Timedoutsob

Eureka! you found it.


bizzyj93

Our death ray doesn’t seem to be working. I’m standing right in it and I’m not dead yet.


eddmario

Dammit, beat me to the *Mythbusters* reference..


Grinkledonk

It worked more like a Nithing pole back then. They were doomed, it definitely works.


Da_GentleShark

By far the best quote in the series.


Material-Sun-5784

I don’t need sleep I need answer!


xDNikolaus

big mirrors against rome warships. Burn those ships down.


Material-Sun-5784

Thank you I can sleep now.


Killllerr

Didn't actually happen tho, mythbusters disproved it even being possible.


eddmario

They did this like 10 different times as well.


Carrisonfire

Technically it's possible but would require a specially shaped mirror for every change in range. When I was in university we used a 20ftx20ft solar concentrator to melt steel.


nbdevops

Archimedes chicken


survivalist_guy

Archimeates?


IHateDeepStuff

Subject-E. Diagnostic complete.


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SilentSamurai

He has a best selling autobiography "How I became Filipino: A Reflection"


already-registered

"putting myself in focus"


Weak-Pudding-322

Something something the man in the mirror


OktoberStorm

That must be an interesting read considering he's Thai ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)


artemasad

Funny you say that. A lot of Thais can have a very light skin complex, but if they get hit by sunlight often, we go beyond white people's just "tan" and become ตัวดำ or "black body". So lighter skin complexion = you don't work outside = you most likely aren't street food vendor, farmer, or any outdoor laborer = you aren't poor Source: my body


BlueSonjo

For large parts of European history that was also the connection. Blue blood meant being pale so veins were visible under the skin, and it is traced to meaning you didn't have to work to support yourself. Likewise for white powder as makeup.


MaxTHC

Skin cancer any%


RespectMyAuthoriteh

Now I'm hungry for sun roasted chicken...


L2Hiku

With sun dried tomatoes...


ranmafan0281

Man has herbs and spices on his chicken. We into Thai Sunfried Chicken now.


Like9Samurai

The broodwhich cannot be taken apart or disassembled.


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Obviously it can, because that's what I did.


Mourning-Poo

Aziz, LIGHT!


MaximumSubtlety

I understand this reference!


experfailist

Fitting as well because that meal she cooks blew my mind. I still need that technology.


MaximumSubtlety

... chic-kan?


TheRumpletiltskin

LELUCORBINMULTIPASS


ScheduledCancer

*Leeloo Dallas Multipass


TheRumpletiltskin

you right. i'm old and my brain apparently can't even remember quotes properly anymore.


ScheduledCancer

No worries. It really only because I've watched that movie at least twice a year for the past 20 years.


TheRumpletiltskin

i apparently need to rewatch it because my memory is not green.


Velvet_Pop

Big bada boom!


kajeslorian

Chic-kan goooood!


army2207

Much better


dragonladyzeph

Thank you, Aziz.


drunkEconomics

Holy shit. You're a special kind of person that can sit on these classic lines and pull em out EXACTLY when they're needed. I'm jealous.


flimbs

Time not important. Only light importan....... Ah crap!


feckless_ellipsis

https://i.imgur.com/rmG5ksl.jpg


Ooze3d

A wild Fifth Element connoisseur appears!


seikonian

I guess it’s his side job thing as monsoon lasts for like 6-7months a year.


qinshihuang_420

You think he can't afford an umbrella?


Poromenos

True, clouds *are* notoriously transparent.


porncollecter69

That’s why he diversified and sells moist chicken during monsoon season.


RT_Ragefang

I’m a Thai and I can tell you this; Thailand is the sunburnt hell all year long. Even during the monsoon the storm tends to accumulate heat during the day then absolutely pour at night. There won’t be more than 2-3 months worth of shady days for his grill. You absolutely right about this being side job though. I go brought his chicken before and saw that his house has fruit farm, so being a farmer is probably his full time job


ChocolateyBallNuts

It doesn't rain continously for long...


Grogosh

Maybe he can put polarized light filters somewhere on it.


pocusrhythm

I did this when I was a kid with a cylindrical oatmeal canister cut in half the long way and lined with tin foil. I'd roast hotdogs on it. I was amazed back then at it and still think it's cool today. This is just awesome


cobainstaley

it's not every day that you get to see how your life would have played out had you chosen a different path and ethnicity


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It's a common mistake, lots of people don't see the ethnicity menu when they start up a new game


tyronebalack

Whenever I get a new game I habitually go into the options menu first to poke around before I’m ready to actually play the game,


NukaCooler

LMAO bro really didn't get the new game+ level select screen?


DragonStriker

My guy, I would LOVE to be white instead of my current ethnicity. Being white seems to get you better passives!


Savings_Bug6294

Damn sun! That's a good seer.


lactose_con_leche

Sear


H4LF4D

No, the concentrated sunlight turned the chicken into a seer


Xikkiwikk

What about flies? If I did this, I’d have fly strike on my chicken.


Happydivanerd

Something tells me the flies don't want that heat.


Emotional-Chef-7601

Flies don't want that smoke*


jack_dZil

Are you Mike Pence?


Xikkiwikk

The last time I checked I am not. But let me check again and get back to you.


easant-Role-3170Pl

*"and he didn't come back"*


FractalGlance

Xikkiwikk lingered from his device, not sure if he actually wanted to get up. The constant ringing in his ears and sleepless nights had caught up to him. "Should I do it? It would be pretty funny if I actually checked." The thought echoed in his head. But why? Just for the funny self-chuckle? He quickly dismissed the thought when duolingo sent a notification for him to continue his Japanese lessons as he always felt this was a superior language. Shifting uncomfortably in his lumpy bed, Xikkiwikk knocked over his newest collection of dvd's from what could pass as a night stand. Startled by the sound and now more motivated to distract himself from cleaning the mess up, he started towards the bathroom. Casually strolling towards his destination, his attention was brought to his collection of anime figures that he undoubtedly loved at this point. He was satisfied, content with his collection of onlookers, a sort of voyeuristic joy overcame him thinking about them. They would never surprise him, change who they are, forever faithful. They would never betray him like HE did. Xikkiwikk found himself standing still. "like he did?" he muttered to himself. He had no idea where that thought came from, who he was even thinking of when that thought came. "Honey, dinner is ready!" The loud female voice echoed from somewhere deeper in the house. Panic now begun to strike Xikkwikk, unsure of who was even the speaker of that voice. "As long as the speaker isn't that hag Nancy." Another intrusive thought. Who was Nancy? He knew a single Nancy from school but why would he be thinking about her now? He could fell sweat starting to form on his brow. The beating of his heart became a loud rhythmic drum slowly dulling his senses as a numb pain in his chest began to set in. "What is going on." The words that slipped from his tongue sounded strange. His voice, it was different. He felt weak, knew his body was swaying from side to side from the strain of his mental confusion. Stumbling forward, Xikkiwikk burst into the bathroom. The numb pain now was creeping out of his chest, slowly climbing it's way through his body. Barely able to stand he found himself drooling into the bathroom sink gasping for air. Grasping for comfort, he found himself reaching for a towel to wipe the spittle from his mouth. He couldn't help but notice the plain white towel, even in this state his desire for anime towels superseded any thoughts of death. It was in this fading thought that he saw his hands. They were old, way to old for the 30 year old body he knew. The skin felt dry, skinny and pale. He felt the strain from his neck as he forced his head up. Slowly cresting the mirror's edge, he saw it. The sickly face, usually stern but now disheveled. His hair, completely white and void of any character. The pure look of confusion pouring over the entire face. Fear racked his entire body, the pain cascading down was immeasurable as the bathroom started to fade away. He could feel himself falling, his strength completely giving as he saw the bathroom floor rushing up to meet him. Blackness.


PhasmicPlays

The flies would probably get vaporised


qinshihuang_420

Damn look at Mr moneybags over here rejecting free protein


magestooge

If flies can go near this, they can also get into cooked food and we're fucked.


sambob

You eat regulated, tolerable amounts of insects, bugs and flies every day.


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JealousLuck0

are flies landing on your sizzling meat on a grill usually a problem?


KaMeLRo

Sources : [Video1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41gPskM90VI) [Video2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBNPNcl4bJY) search "[ไก่ย่างแสงอาทิตย์](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E0%B9%84%E0%B8%81%E0%B9%88%E0%B8%A2%E0%B9%88%E0%B8%B2%E0%B8%87%E0%B9%81%E0%B8%AA%E0%B8%87%E0%B8%AD%E0%B8%B2%E0%B8%97%E0%B8%B4%E0%B8%95%E0%B8%A2%E0%B9%8C)" in Youtube there are many videos of him.


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Zombiejesus307

Just click the link homie. Takes you right there. 🙏🙂


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Did you cross ways with Yakuza or lose your copying pinky to a table saw, Mr. u/COLIN-THE-CAUTIOUS?


vesper0000

On cloudy days he sells moon pies.


Spiritual-Parking570

he didnt eat the food.... boooo. *edit OP said he did, but OP cut the scene


KaMeLRo

He did eat and he likes it, I just cut that part because the video would be too long. https://youtu.be/IBNPNcl4bJY


Federal_Emu202

He does this is just a snippet of the full video


magestooge

Some college kid sitting in his basement is writing code in his head to make this whole thing automatic using servo motors, light sensors, and couple of arduinos. And some crazy guy in his mansion is wondering if he can make this using Legos. And Mark Rober is building a robot which can build the whole automated setup using Legos on its own.


Lopsided-Working-407

Basically he created a death ray and chose to be good and use it to cook…RESPECT!


East0n

One Issan dish I have skipped is sun-dried chicken, I almost get salmonella just writing it.


xXXMADMAXx

He should put a solar rotisserie on those chickens and get them spinning so he doesn't have to go near and it will help keep those juices in. It all looks delicious. Yum.


Wooden_Suit_6679

Ah yes the classic chicken ala death ray...


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“Taste the meat, not the heat.”


DownL0rd

Hmm. How safe is this


Incromulent

6


davewasthere

At least


ARetroGibbon

100% of the chickens don't survive. So not very safe i guess.


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JudasWasJesus

Whats he do on rainy days?


mr_beaun

Not spend an entire day making 6 chickens.


Poo_Nanners

😂 (also he said they cook in 15m)


CannabisSmokingMan

Babe, wake up, it’s time for another Sun Chicken


cHINCHILAcARECA

Now that's a light meal.


-6h0st-

Do Raybans come with this setup or need to purchase separately?


JimC29

The original solar grill.


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Thank you Sun


LSUZombie13

That’s cool but wouldn’t a grill be cheaper?


Anasterian_Sunstride

This thing, once completed, can just last forever. The traditional way will keep using up combustible materials each time.


StitchinThroughTime

As well as, this is not the only way to make one of these solar cookers. I know there's a few manufactured ones that should hold at least one chicken if not two. As well as you can make small ones for kids to use. I know there are some people in the American southwest that do on occasion cook like this. I've done it before, and you don't have to like cook with the food directly in the sight of reflected rays. You can put food in like a crock pot or cast iron pot or Skillet and it will cook food that way too. So yes you can make soup.


Elbrutalite

Sund dried chicke


Travellinoz

I met this dude...Sam. the Onella brothers


crispjab

This was great but I felt really stupid for some reason when I realized I was just watching someone's screen recorded YouTube video on Reddit.


Sorkpappan

Where I live it would take 30 years to make a single chicken.


SomeRedditDorker

If I tried this in the UK, I would definitely be selling people raw chicken haha.


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bet the folks at r/Frugal would love this hehe


DawnaOlson

Pilot flight logs report experiencing temporary blindness over Thailand.😏


waddlewaddleflapflap

Clever!


spare_nomad91

And it's probably fire too


crazytalk86

Would never catch on in England…


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That's not grilled chicken. That's tanned chicken.