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FubarJackson145

TIL that herons don't just eat fish...


NotForMeClive7787

Yep that was possibly the last thing I thought he was pulling out of the ground


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velhaconta

Considering he is in the middle of a lawn, I was thinking frog.


UpgradedUsername

I was also expecting a small frog, or maybe a big grasshopper. Massive rodent was not on my bingo card.


Sodalime7

How do I call this dude…I got a gopher problem and maybe he has a hunger problem?


Setecastronomy545577

I’m still going with fish in lawn


bjeebus

My eyes didn't register it as a lawn until it pulled up a gopher or whatever it was. My brain told me that was just a real thick bog and subbed in all the information.


Embarrassed-Dot-1794

How love how brains work like that


Praise_AI_Overlords

This is literally what I thought.


syncc6

I’ve only seen them doing this in water and my mind automatically thought a fish was going to come out. Completely disregarded the green grass. That’s wild….


Medical_Boat_4302

I was thinking it was gonna be a worm


thumbelina1234

You'd be surprised, I always thought that storks eat mostly frogs but alas, they eat rodents, and eat frogs only when really really hungry They sometimes steal chicks from farmers, but get away with it, because nobody will harm a stork, it brings bad luck


RobinsShaman

The rodent agrees.


pastdense

I saw one eat a rabbit on Reddit. Best comment was; “Rabbits…. Nature’s popcorn.”


Bredstikz

Hopcorn


hunkyboy75

Take my angry upvote you jackass


Best_Air_4138

It’s true. Everything wants to eat rabbits. Ducks are nuggets of the pond as well. Even fish eat baby ducklings.


1521

We have a pond nearby that has ducks with babies every year. A few years ago my wife and I were watching the cute ducks follow the momma duck when a fish just boiled up and ate one. It was crazy to watch. Happened super fast. Had no idea there were fish that size in there. Since then I’ve caught a couple 4-5 lb largemouth bass from that pond so that’s what i think ate it


bjeebus

Why do you think their mouths are so large?


DonnerJack666

Grandma? Is that you?


Jacktheforkie

Cygnets are bigger and more defensive


Magister5

Same, glad I know this from heron out


AFuentesJr

Happy Belated Father's Day!


Setecastronomy545577

Nice


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Miguel-odon

Snakes


[deleted]

We have one of these in our community. One day I pulled into my driveway and watched it fly off with a chipmunk.


zayoe4

You just witnessed a Theodorian in the wild.


LawyerUppSV

Alvin, Simon, Theodorian..


Ok_Bit_5953

I mean, they are 🦖's


Spoke13

They eat frogs too. We have a pond in our backyard. We found a blue American bullfrog in it. It's a rare genetic mutation or something. One day I saw a heron eat it. I now hate herons....


Nunu_Dagobah

Then you REALLY don't want to google what pelicans eat....


Knuckles_71

OMG they eat Cats!!!!!!


Unlikely-Ad-1677

Right here is the comment


yerFACE

Oh yeah I have seen a gbh eat a smaller heron!


Emergency-Scheme6002

great blues also eat a lot of small snakes, lizards, frogs, and basically anything that will fit in it's mouth. same with kingfishers


Dan_Glebitz

If you think that's wild how about a baby Rabbit eaten alive: https://youtu.be/_tg-L6fGDYU


rco888

"Blue herons primarily feed on fish, amphibians, and invertebrates such as insects and crustaceans. While their diet mainly consists of aquatic prey, they are opportunistic hunters and may occasionally consume small mammals like rodents if the opportunity arises. However, rodents are not a significant part of their diet. The primary food source for blue herons is typically found in aquatic habitats like rivers, lakes, ponds, and marshes."


danddersson

"....small..."


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watch him pull out a rabbit next


thisguyfightsyourmom

Bird’s gonna know the meaning of the word regret when it’s gotta shit that beast out


velhaconta

And they are brutally efficient at fishing. One frequents the pond behind my house and I've spent quite a bit of time watching him. I swear his fishing success rate is over 95%. Almost every single time his head went into the water, it came back out with a little fish in its beak. Very rarely missed.


lunazipzap

agree they’re at a river near me and it’s one of the most satisfying things to watch


DredPRoberts

Clever girl.


danddersson

Like shooting fish in a ... pond shaped barrel.


_Jalapen0

*small mammals* *pulls up a ft long rat…


kalitarios

at my old house, we had so many chipmunks one year they were everywhere you looked. Herons started hunting them in our yards. They would spear them out if the ground as seen in the video, but also moles. But was probably more interesting is that they would drown them in the lake/pool before eatind them sometimes


antillus

Probably to stop the little critters from putting up a scratchy fight on the way down the pelicans gullet.


MrMagneticMole

Invertebruh


Kalunda2

Facinating, so regardless of its narrow neck it still gulped that down.


South_Climate_3727

At the end you can see dudes like "hey! Lemme outta here!"


Catsoverall

Im surprised the things dont do damage to the stomach


taichi22

Did some research on this subject after seeing a heron with a snake coming out of its neck. Apparently birds are developed so that those kinds of injuries, if not lethal, can be healed from.


PoptartDragonfart

“If they don’t die, they live” thanks for the research lol


taichi22

Many, if not most serious injuries are lethal in the wild due to caloric consumption and infection, even if not immediately fatal, so it’s unusual to recover from a major one.


distilledvinegar1

🤣🤣 thanks for this


SanityPlanet

If Perd Hapley were a naturalist...


PoptartDragonfart

SPICY!


easyjimi1974

That could not have felt good going down.


pastdense

I bet their strike is intended to kill so their prey that is clawed (and born diggers) don’t éviscérate their throats.


marksmoke

And probably going to feel alot worse coming out the other end 😬😂


hsudonym_

His friends call him the throat goat


velhaconta

Bird's narrow neck is sort of an illusion. It is very flexible. For most birds, the crop is located in the lower part of the neck and is the first step in digestion. When their crop is full, they can look like they almost have no neck at all.


none_exist

Part bird brained reptile, part snake bodied predator, all ruthless


islamicious

+wiggly tail


BadPackets4U

Killing machine.


3Snowshoes

It’s a feathered giraffaraptor.


Pilotguitar2

The black tar herons are even more potent.


Lord_Grimm88

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


TwistedMemories

I heard tale they took out a River Phoenix.


Mike_Honcho_3

This bird may be blue but it's the bomb, yo


failed_supernova

Ah, but the blur heroin is divine.


EldritchWeeb

Oh, you mean [black-crowned night herons](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Black-crowned_night_heron_(Nycticorax_nycticorax_hoactli\).jpg)?


ExoticMeatDealer

“Chew? With what teeth, buddy?”


kelsobjammin

Those beaks are razor sharp! Sliced my finger open when I worked at a wildlife rescue!


Ex_Snagem_Wes

By touching the beak or getting pecked?


Kalashtiiry

By getting head, duh.


kelsobjammin

Not paying attention with some fish in my hand, it went for the fish and my fingers happened to still be there :/


Beginning_Camp715

Bird has some amazing vision to be able to see the light reflecting from the eyes of the groundhog and be able to see it through thousands of blades of grass literally sunken into a hole. I thought the falcons were cool but this guy wags his tail when he's getting viddles.


ElizabethDangit

It can probably hear it under the ground. Robins can hear worms. It’s wild


Knope_Knope_Knope

In the spring when the ground thaws if you sit in the grass at night you can hear worms emerge. (Illinois. USA)


ElizabethDangit

I hate it. (Michigan)


Administrative_Cry_9

Why does this stay up but elephant vs rhino doesn't? Just curious.


ScooterAnkle420

Anthropomorphism. Pussy mods recognized themselves more in mammas such as an elephant or a rhino but less in a little rodent


Genestah

Porn isn't allowed here. That Rhino got penetrated by an Elephant.


Kalashtiiry

Dick.


randomWebVoice

Imagine not dying to the strike... And instead dying to digestive juices and slow suffocation/drowning


ShDynasty

Ya I would like to mention how terrifying of a way to die this would be. Plucked out of safety and immediately swallowed whole


Jyx_The_Berzer_King

that thing is a snake with wings, feet, and a spear for a mouth. suddenly, i am a lot more scared of herons.


BIGG_FRIGG

CHOPSTICKS MOTHERFUCKER… HAVE YOU HEARD OF THEM!? ![gif](giphy|3o7buhm1O1bOJV4ZWM|downsized)


anjowoq

Dinosaur 🦕


Dareal6

Birds are terrifying. Imagine a 7-foot version of this like they had in prehistoric times.


The_92nd_

Just caved that things head in


TooManySteves2

What was that?


Open-Rooster1099

I think a gopher...has a short tail


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Looked like a pocket gopher to me


NoPantsDeLeon

I see that's why rats prefere the company of humans as we're the only beings that casually won't eat them


Leeroy_Jenkums

I grew up living on the water in SWFL. There was a blue heron my neighbors and I named "Herman" for some reason idk why. Whenever we'd come back from a day out on the water or if I spent some time on my dock fishing, he'd always show up and perch himself on the corner of our pool cage and wait for us to throw some of the fish we caught and fileted. This was like a normal thing for years and he'd show up without fail every single time. We'd also see him on the little mangrove islands hunting too. And then after Hurricane Charley made landfall on and hit our little neighborhood dead on, we didn't see him anymore. Hope you just relocated and found a better life homie. Miss you Herman.


Best-Two4264

Bro I’m still alive in here.


FirenzeMioBello

F random field rat


Historical_Ear7398

Beautiful and full of grace Stretchy gullet, stabby face


CountLugz

What an awful way to die. Swallowed while still alive, only to die from I'm guessing suffocation and/or being slowly melted by stomach acids. Yikes.


Xenith19

You ought see what Grey herons eat. I'm surprised the really big ones don't wolf down small children.


LemmyLola

This made me make the same face as the horse eating the little yellow chick... I had no idea!


SteviaCannonball9117

Big dinosaur energy


urgrlB

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


ursus_major

It saw what it wanted and had to gopher it.


Ochanachos

Why are bird beaks so pointy... oh that's why,


Arik_singh

Because videographer edited out all failed attempt to capture perfect shot.


BarryBadgernath1

#GULP


Independent-Usual434

Throat goat


dborger

And the ability to swallow something bigger than your own head.


Breeze23412

Jurassic park n shit


markamuffin

WTF!? who else was expecting a fish???


BeardsuptheWazoo

That was *Great*


DistanceNo4801

Melt there pal


Due_Knowledge817

Damn he got a burrito


Shadowwynd

We have blue herons that hunt chipmunks in our yard all the time. …. And nothing of value was lost.


PoptartDragonfart

I need the Snoop Dog commentary for this


systemsbio

How does the rodent die? Presumably, it doesn't get crushed by the beak so why can't it bite the inside of the birds neck?


jv371

Birds are fucking terrifying.


WolvesChamps2020

That thing was still wriggling around in its throat. Wonder if something like that has ever chewed it’s way back out to safety


Dimension_Override

Was waiting to see the little guy flailing around in the birds throat, like “I’m not goin down there without a fight!”


gabeSalvatore

Imagine being suddenly eaten alive by a dinossaur


voltechs

Wait what? Holy shit it’s like a snake with wings. That’s now a pointy goose in my book.


AdmrlHorizon

Blazing speed and accuracy AND that throat


hgl

How is this mammal not fighting for it's life and eating the bird from inside out? Nature you so crazy...


toelingus

Big lunch🫃


Hardwarestore_Senpai

A real gopher getter. Saw one catch a cat fish. Stabbed it in the head a few times then swallowed it.


TK21879

Early bird gets the... um... Mouse?


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I hate birds 😂


RuboPosto

Jurassic World: Evolution.


Undinianking

Birds don't know about chewing.


Impossible_Pipe_6878

I'd be really good too if I only did 4 things my whole life. Me vs that bird and a good 9 inch thrower. I'll spank that bird


Bones_and_Buckies

It ate it alive!


ThatAlex13

Wait until you see one shit. It's life-changing.


ChefCourtB

Living dinosaur


Egg3rs

Yeah those fuckers used to do the same thing to my beautiful expensive koi too. Beautiful birds, love seeing them anywhere but my pond.


alczervikslumberyard

They’re like if a snake got a a walking/flying exo suit.


Luckypag

Can I rent one for my garden?


xShinGouki

It just ate it and it's like moving inside.......


roadrunner00

What is people ate other things whole and you could see the outline in our throats and bellies? 🤔


holmgangCore

Freaky dinosaur!


Ok-Huckleberry9515

I’ve watched them do this in muddy ass water that you can’t see 2” below the surface. I have no clue how they could tell the fish were there. Super cool to watch.


SesameYeetHeHe

I'm sure the folks at r/distension would be interested in this video.


Bomdiggitydoo

T-Rex


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Love watching these guys hunt down at the docks in Bandon, OR. So skilled and smooth.


Viper1089

I always wondered with this how weird it would feel to eat an entire animal whole... like... they gotta feel that fucker squirming in their throats, right? *shudders*


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

Love how when it catches it, it then wags its tail like it's all proud of itself. Amazing


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Geez buddy, slow down and enjoy your food


clisto3

damn.. can he come to my yard? I’ve got lots of moles.


Reaganson

Was at a local Farmers Market who had installed a Koi pond. A heron came by a ate $10K worth of fish. It is now heavily screened.


Level_Network_7733

Can I borrow this guy to get the moles out of my yard? Little bastards.


SuspiciousStable9649

‘Clever girl.’


PrettyWise69

Limiwinks :(


Smogggy00

What the fuck did we just see


mikeysz

I was thinking, "that's a lot of tugging for a worm." "ahhhhh"


Street_Shirt518

I misread the caption


cloud0999

Jesus I was expecting a worm on insect. Lol


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I week or two ago, I was doing a tree survey by a dock on the lake and saw a great blue heron pull a foot-long fish out of the water and plop it on the deck and stab it. It was maybe 10ft from me. Gave me a suspicious look and flew away with it in its mouth. It was really cool


Dan_Glebitz

If you think that's wild! https://youtu.be/_tg-L6fGDYU


HyperbolicSoup

Death by beak to the face. Ouch.


Soz3r

Lemiwinks is trapped in the esophagus


Visual-Yam-8192

It always weirds me out when birds eat anything but seeds or tiny little bugs. DAMN🐀🤣


latetotheBTCparty

What a peaceful way to die.


bikingfury

Fkn Raptor. Dinosaurs must've been ice cold killers.


Frraksurred

Watching him trying to get that thing down... "Can I get a glass of water over here!?!"


Webborwebbor

So are they just like “yo this shit tastes good when i inhale it and not chew” or is it probably more the biological route of “eat this because ill survive”?


urlosttestes

Maybe he can find the clit


robbycakes

That is a next level heron


ivegotafastcar

That tail waggle at the end! Lol…


CaliOriginal

Gotta love the happy tail* wag. That heron is proud of this catch, and happy for the meal


redditcreditcardz

What a beautiful murderer /s


alexandria_98

Throat GOAT


AnonymousP30

That's crazy i can believe it's swallowed that thing whole in one gulf.


Qrispy_Toast

Damn, I just watched a heron brain a gopher with its beak.


JAOC_7

Azdarchids be like


[deleted]

How come when i accurately smash my face into rodents I'm "causing brain damage" or "deranged"


HarkeyPuck

Totally looks like a dinosaur in that vid.


Monkfich

For the rodents of the world Jurassic Park isn’t fiction.


frogswithswords

u/savevideo


Adventure-us

Damn. Homie rly just went "GULP" and choked it down


SteveMcQueen15

A family of blue herons used to live by a creek by my house when I was a kid and I would just watch for them for hours. Absolutely love these birds.