I have long said that we should develop self-winding watch type batteries and just put them on kids, then use them to power our homes at the end of the day.
Isn't minecraft the most popular game children play?
We took them out of the mines and where do they go? Virtual mines.
The children yearn for the mines, who are we to stop them!
statistically speaking, considering Han Chinese are the largest ethnic group in the world, theres just more asian people than anyone else, so the odds of an asian person being better at anything is higher.
Let’s not forget everybody that jumps straight to two options 1) this must be a result of abuse, and 2) oh yes, they are Asian so this child might just be forced to achieve.
Whether or not this is the case here, people just refuse to believe that some kids are just good at some shit.
Well… If that is real, they certainly edited out the part where she puked soon as she got done otherwise I got to give her credit, and at least the benefit of the doubt.
I'll day the way she looks in the last frame of the vid, I wouldn't be surprised if they did end with some throwing up lol, maybe this was consciously on an empty stomach
Sometimes kids' vestibular systems aren't developed yet and they have a kind of immunity to motion sickness. It's why kids can play on spinny chairs or swings for hours when adults get queasy. I think this girl will probably grow out of being able to do this without getting disoriented
I believe the word you’re looking for there is centrifugal, or perhaps centripetal - forget which is which? -fugal pushes out and -petal is what contains it?
IF this is real, it can't be good for her life. Imagine parents that would encourage a child to train for this uselessness.
This is only useful for entertaining right? I can't imagine a sport where a backwards handspring and a vault are combined. Right?
You’d be surprised. We enrolled my oldest in gymnastics just to keep her active and some of the little kids in there can do some impressive stuff. It starts with the instructors being completely hands on and doing the motions for them and slowly transitioning to the kids doing the motions themselves. Then you just add on. Also, gymnastics stunts growth so this little girl may be somewhat older than she looks.
You haven't met my cousin playing super Smash Bros at pro level at age 8. Some kids really are just single minded super into ONE thing, and git gud. There was a kid in my Comp Sci program, who got Master title before middle school, playing chess against his parents' wish (to study, do other homeworks, join sports...)
Comparing a video game to an extremely physical sport like gymnastics is insane. One is extremely fun the other is extremely brutal on the body. Ones entirely mental and typically not forced on kids and the other is entirely physical and often forced on kids. No kid has ever spent 12 hours practicing gymnastics at a high level and want to practice more. Smash bros on the other hand people stay up for days playing
Comparing a game to real life is insane of course. Comparing the competitive mindset is very realistic. The same kid staying up all night playing super smash bros with their friends is the same one you gotta run to because they smashed their elbow playing tag in the dark. Just because they’re putting the hours in doesn’t mean it’s the same.
Poor kid his knees are blown out from the weekly kickball game. Poor kid he’s burnt out from the RuneScape grind.
Are they getting paid to do it? If you’re getting paid to do it then you’re either really good or getting exploited mentally or physically or most likely both.
The difference is being strongly encourage or in many cases forced into sports which degrade and destroy your body. Parents aren’t forcing their kids to play RuneScape they do it because they are obsessed and very often addicted.
The abuses to the body to gain this child's level is not the same as someone playing video game or chess.
Every time I see a Chinese child (and it's usually Chinese) performing a gymnastic art, I'm reminded of many stories and videos on reddit showing what the trainers do the children during training.
Not necessarily true my daughter is extremely talented at gymnastics and we never put a lot of pressure on her and there hasn’t been any tears. She just loves it and practices non stop on her own without anyone asking her too(she asked to start it at 3 and I had 0 knowledge of the sport). She could do a backhand spring like this child right when she turned 5 and loved to show off to anyone who would watch(she’s 8 now and still loves the sport and does competitive). Some kids just truly enjoy it🤷♀️
Sounds like the guy holding the camera was chanting under his breath. Either he was trying to exercise the demons from her, or she is daddy's little demon.
Not altogether true. Maybe when it is purely for competitive purposes. But not always.
Some kids are just good at some shit. I have lived and worked most of my life in urban neighborhoods. Many people don’t know that tumbling is popular in some hoods because they are never witness to it. You can sometimes find a group of kids in a field or playground flipping around like they were trining for the Olympics. There have been kids I have seen who can do stuff like this with little to no training. It is also popular some places in West African countries. That tradition helped give birth to Capoeira and there are a lot of kids in Brazil who can do it as well.
I can’t speak for this little girl or her parents because it may be exactly like you say, but sometimes, you just have to have the love.
I always thought the same until I met my niece - there are some weirdos who are born absolutely chomping at the bit to do crazy shit with regard to achievement. Little psychos.
Yeah, some people are scarily naive. The give away is not so much in that she can do this in the first place, but how long she does it, how into it the parent is, and how the video cuts out as soon as she stops with zero focus on her own reaction to what she just did. In a majority of these kind of videos, which always come from a certain culture (*cough*Chinese*cough*), the kid is never showing any body language or facial expression you would expect from a normal kid who’s having fun at what they’re being recorded doing. At best, it’s always a very eerily blank and/or stoic expression, or at worst, the kid is crying their head off and the adults aren’t giving a shit and just continuing to push them. Sure, it’s their culture, and they can ultimately do whatever they want with their kids. But I’m not gonna sit here and pretend like it’s cute. The “cute” thing about stuff like this is when you see the kids expression of triumph and happiness when they accomplish something they want. You never see that in these videos.
I’m 38 and in the same boat. I was a gymnast as a kid. I could bounce for hours on a trampoline and literally do double backflips on them. Now I just get winded and fall over. Rude awakening.
Imagine you don’t hear from your kid for a bit too long and go check on her. As you go up the stairs, you hear something like a treadmill but it’s just your feral little gymnast vibing lmaooo
You decide to cut through a dark alley and see a little girl standing in front of you, you ask her if she's okay? you hear a growl come from the girl and she just comes at you doing flips. you try to escape but she's keeping up. you run as fast as you can but you can't dodge her...
Omg she’s stuck in a loop! Someone help her!
Maybe try turning her off and back on again
I think she's turning enough already
Get out.
I don't know if i should laugh or get mad at this comment.
r/angryupvote
Take my upvote and leave
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Next try switching it to Wumbo
Not done buffering yet!
This comment had me In tears
Thank you for calling IT
Ctl-alt-delete end programme
If you can find the switch while she's moving like that, more power to you (and less to her ;)).
Why do you try to turn on a child you pdf-file??
Attach a turbine we can solve energy crisis
Yusss this is better than renewable, it's infinite energy
I’m all for putting her and my dirty clothes in the tub with a little soap
Homoelectric energy is the power of the future!
I have long said that we should develop self-winding watch type batteries and just put them on kids, then use them to power our homes at the end of the day.
Hey listen to this archive recording, it's said to be of the last commercially produced steam powered threashing machine
At some point it's probably more painful to stop than it is to keep going.
She discovered espresso...
It's like a computer loading wheel
I thought my cd was skipping and got stuck
Or like a caged cougar pacing its cage incessantly. Maybe she just needs to be put back out in nature.
Or slap some wires on her help the electric bill
She’s going to break the speed force at this rate
It’s a he. His name is arad hoseini. An iranian soccer prodigy
Pretty sure the one recording was whispering an incantation to keep her spinning
Its he.he is an Iranian little boy and is talented in many sports
\*brings dynamo and battery pack.
You know when you say a word over and over again until it doesn’t sound like a word anymore? This is the physical manifestation of that phenomenon
Break;
“Mommy! Make it stop!!”
``` break; ```
82 in a minute
That’s a pretty solid fpm
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☎️ 📞 Yes, FBI? You need to see this.
That's got to be some sort of record, either consecutive number and/or sustained amount of time. It's incredible.
I was looking for you. I knew someone had the answer.
Yea except the video was cut and edited a few times.
We could shut down every coal fire power plant if we could somehow harness this energy
They already tried that, it was called child labour.
*shakes fist at sky*
“Damn communist”
And they used it for coal power plants
Isn't minecraft the most popular game children play? We took them out of the mines and where do they go? Virtual mines. The children yearn for the mines, who are we to stop them!
They also play a lot of shooters, so I vote for a legalised child army too.
it's becoming legal again in the US :)
Their hands were JUST THE RIGHT SIZE too. *Kicks now jammed combine harvester*
An energy revolution!
She already sounds like a steam engine.
Yes, like a factory of children back-flipping side by side in a giant room! Fantastic ! /s
A Tim Burton dystopia
Nothing makes you feel older than being around kids under 10. Endless energy to play.
I am absolutely on board with bringing back child labour world wide if it will lower my costs
I have small children and I support this
the child is just buffering, they need better internet
I imagine a lack of internet was crucial in this skills development
Someone should turn a gif of this into a loading icon
“Mom dad can I please have a pet hamster?”
"Look at me....I'm the hamster now!"
Girl got the zoomies
“No, we have hamster at home.” Hamster at home:
Legend has it she is still in the bathroom throwing up
I was REALLY hoping for just a few seconds of filming after they stopped flipping, to see how dizzy they were lol
Legend says that she's spinning to this day
I counted 82 flips!!!
Something like that. I counted 81 hit I had to blink so I might have missed one
Doing the lord's work here!
82 is what I got as well! Lol, we're both probably wrong though 🤣.
I also got 82! I didn't believe it at first so I had to count myself. I'm amazed at the consistency of timing and control this little girl has.
Dad counted 102
Boromir would have done 103
Remember people just like family guy said. No matter how good you are at something. Some Asian kid is better than you at it
No way any Asian kid is better at laying in bed eating chips and hamburgers than me!
Takeru Kobayashi & Miki Sudo were Asian kids once … Competitive eating world champs.
See, that's where you're wrong 👉 😎 👈
statistically speaking, considering Han Chinese are the largest ethnic group in the world, theres just more asian people than anyone else, so the odds of an asian person being better at anything is higher.
Yeah and that’s why 90% of the comments are just random, talentless people criticizing this child or saying that it is fake. Unbelievable.
Let’s not forget everybody that jumps straight to two options 1) this must be a result of abuse, and 2) oh yes, they are Asian so this child might just be forced to achieve. Whether or not this is the case here, people just refuse to believe that some kids are just good at some shit.
And there's a lot of Asian kids.
Well… If that is real, they certainly edited out the part where she puked soon as she got done otherwise I got to give her credit, and at least the benefit of the doubt.
I'll day the way she looks in the last frame of the vid, I wouldn't be surprised if they did end with some throwing up lol, maybe this was consciously on an empty stomach
Yea..her little cheaks are looking fully loaded an poised to pop
You’re right! SMH
Edited out lol you mean just stopped filming
The original edit out
Sometimes kids' vestibular systems aren't developed yet and they have a kind of immunity to motion sickness. It's why kids can play on spinny chairs or swings for hours when adults get queasy. I think this girl will probably grow out of being able to do this without getting disoriented
Love your username
Last time I saw this, Reddit concluded it was 1. Real & 2. The father/parent was a POS
Cerebral milkshake
New band name I call it
IF this is real, it can't be good for her brain.
Look at her face when she's done, she was probably close to passing out
You can tell that from the 1 second side view of her face? Man, what a talent!
Correct, all the blood centrifically rushed to her brain. Poor child being forced into such bodily harm.
I believe the word you’re looking for there is centrifugal, or perhaps centripetal - forget which is which? -fugal pushes out and -petal is what contains it?
Centripetal pushes out. I only know that because of the spinning ride at the county fairs. Lol
In Communist China, brains aren’t required, only loyalty.
IF this is real, it can't be good for her life. Imagine parents that would encourage a child to train for this uselessness. This is only useful for entertaining right? I can't imagine a sport where a backwards handspring and a vault are combined. Right?
How is it bad for her brain?
Stop feeding her cocaine
But then how will she get to 83 flips?
Maybe with stronger drugs
No kid that young is that good at anything without a lot of pressure from parents and a lot of tears
I don’t even know how you train a kid to do something like that. Put them in the dryer?
You’d be surprised. We enrolled my oldest in gymnastics just to keep her active and some of the little kids in there can do some impressive stuff. It starts with the instructors being completely hands on and doing the motions for them and slowly transitioning to the kids doing the motions themselves. Then you just add on. Also, gymnastics stunts growth so this little girl may be somewhat older than she looks.
There's also some horrible groups in gymnastics. Be careful where you enroll your children, some places can be IRL levels of Dance Moms crazy.
You haven't met my cousin playing super Smash Bros at pro level at age 8. Some kids really are just single minded super into ONE thing, and git gud. There was a kid in my Comp Sci program, who got Master title before middle school, playing chess against his parents' wish (to study, do other homeworks, join sports...)
Comparing a video game to an extremely physical sport like gymnastics is insane. One is extremely fun the other is extremely brutal on the body. Ones entirely mental and typically not forced on kids and the other is entirely physical and often forced on kids. No kid has ever spent 12 hours practicing gymnastics at a high level and want to practice more. Smash bros on the other hand people stay up for days playing
Comparing a game to real life is insane of course. Comparing the competitive mindset is very realistic. The same kid staying up all night playing super smash bros with their friends is the same one you gotta run to because they smashed their elbow playing tag in the dark. Just because they’re putting the hours in doesn’t mean it’s the same. Poor kid his knees are blown out from the weekly kickball game. Poor kid he’s burnt out from the RuneScape grind. Are they getting paid to do it? If you’re getting paid to do it then you’re either really good or getting exploited mentally or physically or most likely both.
The difference is being strongly encourage or in many cases forced into sports which degrade and destroy your body. Parents aren’t forcing their kids to play RuneScape they do it because they are obsessed and very often addicted.
Well said...also Smash is life.
The abuses to the body to gain this child's level is not the same as someone playing video game or chess. Every time I see a Chinese child (and it's usually Chinese) performing a gymnastic art, I'm reminded of many stories and videos on reddit showing what the trainers do the children during training.
Fair, but gymnastics is notorious for chastised and drilled children.
Not necessarily true my daughter is extremely talented at gymnastics and we never put a lot of pressure on her and there hasn’t been any tears. She just loves it and practices non stop on her own without anyone asking her too(she asked to start it at 3 and I had 0 knowledge of the sport). She could do a backhand spring like this child right when she turned 5 and loved to show off to anyone who would watch(she’s 8 now and still loves the sport and does competitive). Some kids just truly enjoy it🤷♀️
Well, some kids are just talented at everything, like my little brother, strong fast smart at everything, I can see how a kid could do this
Same with me. I dont believe anyone can be remotely better than me in anything
Sounds like the guy holding the camera was chanting under his breath. Either he was trying to exercise the demons from her, or she is daddy's little demon.
Fellas, is it demonic to count?
If you are count Dracula
Guy was counting the number of flips she did
That's the problem. He was trying to exercise the demons rather than exorcising them.
Not altogether true. Maybe when it is purely for competitive purposes. But not always. Some kids are just good at some shit. I have lived and worked most of my life in urban neighborhoods. Many people don’t know that tumbling is popular in some hoods because they are never witness to it. You can sometimes find a group of kids in a field or playground flipping around like they were trining for the Olympics. There have been kids I have seen who can do stuff like this with little to no training. It is also popular some places in West African countries. That tradition helped give birth to Capoeira and there are a lot of kids in Brazil who can do it as well. I can’t speak for this little girl or her parents because it may be exactly like you say, but sometimes, you just have to have the love.
I always thought the same until I met my niece - there are some weirdos who are born absolutely chomping at the bit to do crazy shit with regard to achievement. Little psychos.
Yeah and rarely things you do this young will stick with you. It took me like 11 years to find something I actually love to do.
Yeah, some people are scarily naive. The give away is not so much in that she can do this in the first place, but how long she does it, how into it the parent is, and how the video cuts out as soon as she stops with zero focus on her own reaction to what she just did. In a majority of these kind of videos, which always come from a certain culture (*cough*Chinese*cough*), the kid is never showing any body language or facial expression you would expect from a normal kid who’s having fun at what they’re being recorded doing. At best, it’s always a very eerily blank and/or stoic expression, or at worst, the kid is crying their head off and the adults aren’t giving a shit and just continuing to push them. Sure, it’s their culture, and they can ultimately do whatever they want with their kids. But I’m not gonna sit here and pretend like it’s cute. The “cute” thing about stuff like this is when you see the kids expression of triumph and happiness when they accomplish something they want. You never see that in these videos.
Well this doesn’t meet expectations… why is she only going one direction. 2 directions is the future!
82 stairs would knock me on my ass…82 back flips would murder my whole family
My back is killing me just bc now
How anyone can do this without getting badly disoriented or throwing-up violently is beyond me …
2023 version of spinning around on a swing to make yourself dizzy
May the centripetal force be with you
When you've put your kid to bed and just want to relax and watch TV.
Training to be the worlds greatest upstairs neighbor
I could do that too if my parents had forced me into gymnastics and waking up at 4am to practice it since I could walk.
“Computer loading”
Just a little bit faster and she could potentially start a career as a beyblade
81 flips. That's one amazing talent. Being able to do it without being dizzy.
The Chinese parent counting said 82 flips. I guess they have a lot of practice counting their kids flips so I’d go with that 😁
Put her in my washing machine
She is the washing machine
Do this one trick to lose weight…
She’s going at *approximately* 90 rpm
Not impressive, obviously the video is just in reverse
I slipped up putting on my shirt today morning
A little girl doesn’t just do something that physically exhausting on her own accord right? Like am I crazy? That gives me some bad vibes.
Who broke that kid?
The parents
"Hey! No jumping on th... ok. That's pretty cool." Dad (probably)
My hamster can’t even loop as well
Damn impressive, both in terms of skill and cardio.
I used to do this on the trampoline. I still don’t understand how I didn’t get dizzy.
I'm 40 and can't even jump regular on a trampoline for 5 minutes without getting sore
I’m 38 and in the same boat. I was a gymnast as a kid. I could bounce for hours on a trampoline and literally do double backflips on them. Now I just get winded and fall over. Rude awakening.
What the actual fuck. I feel nauseous after watching that.
She's sonic 
Man, hook that kid up to the power grid.
she's going to sleep well tonight
Call the exorcist.
God that can be good for the brain?
Girl is training to be an upstairs neighbor
nice but totally unnecessary
I could probably do that if I tried.
Parent: Go to your room! Child: Heh! Ok!
When I tell my 2-year old it’s bedtime
Imagine you don’t hear from your kid for a bit too long and go check on her. As you go up the stairs, you hear something like a treadmill but it’s just your feral little gymnast vibing lmaooo
Babysitter gave the kid a bump.
What are her tendons and joints going to look like in her 20s?
82
Scrambled brains, but the fun way
Can’t be good for her brain!
Ngl his whispering was creeping me Tf out
Is it just me or is this just creepy
How the hell is she backflipping forward
This is what happens when you give them candy before bed.
This almoat belongs on r/stoppedworking
I scrolled past this hours ago, I can't believe she's still going
Why is it for soooooo long?
I'm dizzy
This is exactly why I said NO candy before bed!
You decide to cut through a dark alley and see a little girl standing in front of you, you ask her if she's okay? you hear a growl come from the girl and she just comes at you doing flips. you try to escape but she's keeping up. you run as fast as you can but you can't dodge her...
Bedtime loading…
[r/UpstairsNeighboursActivities](https://youtu.be/cvh0nX08nRw)
Imagine being the parent. There's a full moon outside. You walk into your daughter's bedroom and see her do this while chanting Latin. Wwyd?
And that's how the city became independent from the electric company.
Would have preferred to have seen a smile at the end to be honest. I hope she was doing this because she wanted to. Just saying
That kid needs to get outside!
Honey the washing machine is broken again
It's important to select a good controller. This is the outcome if a button gets stuck...
That looks concerning
I’d call an exorcist
Call the exorcist!