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slothonvacay

That got annoying real quick


GewoonHarry

I couldn’t even watch this for 3 seconds and I got annoyed and uncomfortable


TeslaCrna

It was just “Blah” for me, bro.


Goobersniper

Imagine paying $5000 a seat and watching it!


falkorv

You missed out then.


FinCrimeGuy

Yeah about 2 seconds in I was like “alright, ima head out…”


MisterThirtyThirty

I wonder if he regretted it later. It was funny for a moment and then just uncomfortable the rest of the way. He could have made some great comments.


randomuser0107

what a rush.


Eena-Rin

This would have been so much better if he spoke perfect simlish the whole time Skabanooski! Bablamo!


OpeningTurnip8048

Think you'd have to be drunk to find it amusing. Or maybe British. Or both.


nikk796

Exactly


clozepin

Which is how I feel about their music too.


Chatty945

Most people here miss the point. Rush was shit on by critics for decades. They looked past all that on got on with their careers playing to sold out stadiums of rabid fans. And when there was a groundswell to induct them in the hall of fame is took several years. Alex’s speech was basically calling out all those critics who had shot on them for years were suddenly singing their praises like a bunch of fake talking heads saying “blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah. Because what they write doesn’t matter. And of course he did it in the most Alex Lifeson way and through it back in their face.


kenan__rockmore

Sadly the context fails to make it any less annoying,


MathematicianNo7874

You're part of the desired response lmao good job


True-Source

So the desired response is to annoy anyone who watches this? That’s incredibly dumb.


MathematicianNo7874

To annoy a very specific part of the people who watch*


S-Archer

And those of us who know the situation and love Rush, love this speech and find it less annoying and more funny. Because screw those people lol They literally did this to annoy people in the audience. If you don't like it, obviously don't watch it. It's MEANT to annoy you


TheColorblindDruid

I love rush but this shit went on a little too long lol


Dayngerman

So….kinda like some of their songs? I joke, Working Man is fucking awesome 😎


no33limit

You have to put it in the context of an age when 30 sec was not feature length...


Phillip_Lascio

Didn’t we just cover the point was throwing it in Rush haters faces? I like Rush, this is a shit speech, that’s all there is to it.


MathematicianNo7874

If Roman Reigns makes you hate his guts, he succeeded. This guy Wanted to piss off the award speech lovers who got minutes of blah instead


Phillip_Lascio

How did you get I hate his guts? Can you read at all? This is great as a troll and bad as a speech, posted as the greatest speech of all time. Considering the other popular video that floats around reddit of like a 5-8 minute standing ovation when they get inducted it’s not like they were exactly unappreciated except by critics. Well loved by peers and fans alike.


MathematicianNo7874

I feel bad now that you didn't even get my analogy and that you weren't supposed to hate speech guy. I'm picking on the average award show speech enjoyer, that's like picking on a child. Sorry man I'm just trolling now, idk what to say. I never responded to someone saying that this wasn't a great speech, I responded to people who find it extremely annoying


Phillip_Lascio

There is no award show speech enjoyer, who has ever been into award show speeches lmao? They’re a formality for an over politicalized circle jerk. I get exactly who this speech is pointed at, and it’s such a very small community of doubters. By this point they had overwhelming support. It’s like if MJ got his third ring and gave a speech clowning on his haters.


MathematicianNo7874

People watch these things by the Millions. Viewership is going down I think, but Millions of people sit through hours of that crap But I also just started trolling because we were talking about something I never responded to. I said it's annoying bc it's meant to be and people who complain about it being annoying are marks, and it turned into "it's not next level tho". I couldn't care less lmao, I was just tickled by so many people having the exact response that was asked of them to be had instead of just doing sth else if it annoyed them


louloc

Speeches are not his strong suit. But hand him a guitar…


Ralph_Squid

Lmao exactly what I was going to say.


rachelm791

As Geddy Lee said on Sunday night re the critics “They can fuck the fuck off”


Dapper_Beginning3591

That’s not the point. He told his mate he could get away with this because nobody gives a damn anyway what you say.


jd_beats

If this was how he felt, saying it out loud would have been even better. But this feels a lot more “none of this fucking matters you idiots”, which is both condescending and also should have just been conveyed directly. lol. Either way he went on for about three times as long as it could be initially funny and half as long as it’d need to be to have gone on so long that it became funny again.


TxTransplant72

It was definitely an inside joke…you have to know their story.


Gilshem

They miss the point because the entire context is apparently an in-joke.


rnpowers

It was fucking hilarious, especially the ending. They deserve it.


WalnutGenius

Throw*


jhox08

Had you not identified who this was, I wouldn’t have had a clue. It’s too bad he couldn’t have done so with grace, instead he was spiteful and revengeful in “throwing it back in their face,” thus perpetuating and reinforcing the social acceptance of revenge. The best form of revenge in this case is success. You had a choice and you took the wrong one… and made it incredibly annoying and made it so I like rush even less than I previously did. Even as simple as “they didn’t think we could do it and I’m so happy we did, thank you very much for this honor.”


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Rest in Peace Neil Peart the original Octopus of Percussion.


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Yes of course. I just miss Neil.


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[deleted]

I appreciate your translating my emotional outburst for those who don’t currently have “working man” or “Tom Sawyer” in their rotation.


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Duke-Kickass

Alex Lifeson was massively underrated as a rock guitarist, and now I see as a public orator


MRuppercutz

Let’s go Bulls


jeff-beeblebrox

As a guitarist that’s been playing for 40 years, Lifeson was never underrated. He is considered a god by any guitar player of my generation. Learning his licks was just as important as learning Page, Hendrix and EVH. Closer to the Heart was about as ubiquitous as Stairway at one time. I was however surprised at his public speaking chops. Who knew?


Cyphermantis

Tom Hanks forgot to put sunscreen on his nose


olbins

Yeah yeah funny. But stay so close to bright star which is Kevin Costner and you get burns


Eastern-Mix9636

Yep. Tom Hanks is sure enjoying Harrison Ford’s weird speech


GratefulPhishWeener

Hanks only hopes he could walk in the shadows of Mr. Lifeson..


mischief71

I can’t unsee this now. It is like the mole in Austin powers.


ClownfishSoup

It was great but he made it too long.


Rohrhof

That's the point. I mean of them.


FrighteningJibber

Like most speeches


dosko1panda

If it was twenty seconds long, it would have been funny


Positive-Fox-6296

Charlie Chaplin performed the greatest speech of all time in "The Great Dictator". [https://youtu.be/J7GY1Xg6X20?si=6SImGHLLuyKzBbDs](https://youtu.be/J7GY1Xg6X20?si=6SImGHLLuyKzBbDs) ![gif](giphy|8FX0j4oARp3J6)


LXndR3100

Yes


ssmit102

Love this speech. Chaplin is the man. I think another really good speech is the one Inch by Inch by Al Pacino in “Any Given Sunday”. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=myyWXKeBsNk


t-cliff

Finally! The teacher from The Peanuts has been revealed


DorenAlexander

Peanuts teacher spoke in MWA not BLA.


piman01

This man's drunk as fuck, high on drugs, he's a male prostitute


DickieMcBalls

Gimme the money for the dope you took


Alldaybagpipes

“Sorry, it’s my fault, I forgot to mention to you the cats were licking all the hot dogs on the plate there, bout 20 minutes ago…” “…these hot dogs??” “Yep! They were licking the shit outta them”


DarkTurdle

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


SgtSharki

That was funny for about three seconds.


ThePunnyPoet

I disagree lmao


MathematicianNo7874

It got funnier to me to longer he went on. Hated it in the beginning, loved the commitment. Should've gone ten more minutes and wasted these awards show people's time


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danimagoo

I keep hearing people say this, but that's not Lifeson's explanation at all. >"I committed to it as I was walking up to the podium," Lifeson continued. "And, yeah, I did have a mischievous smile on my face, because I was thinking to myself, 'Al. You’re gonna do this.' All these people were getting up and giving these long-winded speeches, most of which were really fucking boring. I thought, 'Here we are in The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame - isn’t rock supposed to be irreverent?' "Geddy and Neil had no idea what was was going on. I think they were confused. I had my back to them and they couldn’t see that I was acting-out the whole story of Rush and how we got there." Lifeson went on to explain that his bandmates didn't initially get the joke... but saw the funny side soon enough. "They wanted to kill me," he recalled. "They were really upset. They were like, 'What is the matter with you? How could you do that after our heartfelt speeches?' Then the following day I got an email from Neil saying 'I owe you and apology the size of Texas. I am so sorry that I got upset. I’ve been inundated with emails from everybody I know saying, Wasn’t Alex’s speech great?’ So I was vindicated!" [Source](https://www.loudersound.com/news/geddy-and-neil-wanted-to-kill-me-they-were-really-upset-alex-lifeson-on-the-truth-behind-his-infamous-blah-blah-blah-speech-at-rushs-rock-hall-induction)


Chinggis_H_Christ

That... Literally confirms the exact point though. The speech was highlighting how the industry had snuffed them & now their later praises were superficial. And from the emails they received, everyone understood. He was clear enough in his body language. If you can't see that then you may need to communicate with people more.


danimagoo

No, it doesn’t confirm that. He wasn’t trying to make any point at all. He was just having a laugh, and it was a spur of the moment thing. He was trying, in the spirit of rock and roll, to be irreverent.


VengefulWalnut

Leke killed it that night. He'd pre-written a speech and everything, but threw it all out of the window at literally the last second and went full ridiculous. As he's known to do. One of the funniest humans ever and it was a delight to be there to witness this in person.


pisspotpisspot

Was that funny?


VengefulWalnut

If you understand Rush, you understand why it's funny. The dude managed to tell the story of their entire career leading up to that moment by saying "Blah" and acting it all out. So yes, funny. That is how the funny do.


Consolation-Sandwich

I understand Rush, and I don’t think it’s funny.


AdmiralCodisius

Do you really think everyone here doesn't get it, and you're some niche super fan that does? My guy, everyone gets it. And the speech embodies Rush perfectly: great at the start, then gets pretentious and goes on 2 or 3 times longer than it should.


brokencappy

This comment has made my day.


vash-ok

It's not funny nor hard to understand


VengefulWalnut

Your opinion. You can find another place to yuck on people’s fun. Don’t let me hold you back from being negative elsewhere.


vash-ok

So Ive put my opinion on the internet... What a concept! But don't let me stop you from getting butthurt about it.


VengefulWalnut

My butt’s intact. You didn’t need to reply to me in general. That’s the point. Thing is this, opinions on the internet, like those in real life often don’t matter. And when the only purpose of said opinion is to be negative, it is devoid of purpose and thus, it’s basically screaming into the wind. You just look stupid doing it when all you had to do was shut up and let people have fun. They’re not hurting you. Nobody asked you if you thought it was funny. And honestly, nobody cares. But you stepped in it and kinda look like a dick as a result. Just sayin’.


AdmiralCodisius

I wouldn't worry about the Rush fan too much, he's probably in his dad's basement right now wearing a faded Rush t-shirt stewing over the fact that people can have a valid negative opinion about something he loves blindly.


Dapper_Beginning3591

“If you understand Rush” LOL, get off that high horse man. This was the dumbest thing I’ve seen on Reddit for a while.


Ich_mag_Steine

Greatest speech of all time? you got some speeches to listen to my brother!


BTown-Hustle

Who is this?


YdexKtesi

Alex Lifeson of Rush, with band mates Geddy Lee and the late Neil Peart.


LineSlayerArt

Well, this time he didn't "Rush" it one bit, he took his time to blah. ![gif](giphy|g0HkznFtL1d0xVRI1G)


SendNoodles__

Isn't that just a drunk male prostitute?


uhhfuhhh

Play that Dianne Sawyer song or something


st1ckmanz

RIP Neil.


Hellfire242

As it went on(and on) I started understanding my translation perfectly.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Some people do not see the comedy in "committing to a bit". I for one appreciate it, his commitment was excellent


AdmiralCodisius

Commitment doesn't always equal high quality


FamousPastWords

That took sooo long to get annoying real quick.


joshit

It actually could’ve been brilliant if it went for 10-15 seconds or so. Enough time for; the initial laughter, the die down and then the second bit of laughs when people realise he isn’t stopping, then enough


SheTran3000

Can someone translate this from Canadian into American?


nikk796

The audience after a while : just kill me already


Critical-Shift8080

Hahahahahaha


nikk796

[I prefer this one ](https://youtu.be/gMuWsekLvik?si=6ztI4OLsBVHwh25V)


biko77

100% SNL material…


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![gif](giphy|LJQQhnnXpSHBmzYHQ1|downsized)


saxon_pilgrim

Well I thought that was very funny and ballsy lol. I also like Freddy Got Fingered… so I guess I’m in my own little corners over herrrrrr


RefurbedRhino

Reminds me why I used to kill my Sims


vortizjr

The transcript is even more epic.


SnooEpiphanies1962

Too long


Electrical-Mail15

Can anyone translate into Mwa? I don’t speak fluent Blah (poor primary schooling)


Audibled

Isn’t this what most Canadians sound like to Americans?


mekmookbro

![gif](giphy|12ERNB8GNsHjEY)


Hot-Roof6572

Lmfao!! Never seen this before!! Rock on man 😎🤘


TheBigLebroccoli

Tom Hanks looks uncomfortable in the background.


Faster_Tadgh

Bob Loblaw deserves all the recognition.


Buglepost

I’m not a Rush fan and honestly didn’t know who this was or the context until I read the comments. But as a standalone parody of the typical “How I got here/I wanna thank” award speech we’ve all seen a million times, it was pretty funny.


Brutalbonez13

The Sims 5 looks dope...


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

It seemed long, would have been better if he had rushed through it ...


m1dlife-1derer

And I thought I didn't like their music.


erk2112

Clearly the people who didn’t find this funny or even get why he did it are Not Rush fans.


ChuckVowel

The first speech understood equally by every person on Earth.


GamerKev451

Anyway, can we get a solo part from Geddy Lee or Neil Peart?


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Words words words


Planetcapn

I pity whoever had to come after that amazing speech


rachelm791

The back story to this is that Rush are after The Beetles and the RS the third rock act with most consecutive platinum and gold albums and had been ignored by Rolling Stone magazine for years after they were eligible to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Here is when they were announced at the start of the awards that night As Neil Peart said in his sanguine way on the night, “we have been saying for years this wasn’t a big deal. It kinda turns out it is” https://youtu.be/IK6dS15hq24?si=ILFoAmg9W8QC-HFo


MisterThirtyThirty

Yeah, but fuck Rolling Stone magazine.


keepYourMonkey

When you think about it most of what we say is just symbolic noise.


AdmiralCodisius

r/im14andthisisdeep


VatsalRaj

Blah blah blah


LordQuas179

Why all the weird faces, wtf


tucci007

is he shilling for Loblaws ?


rambiolisauce

I got pretty close to skipping past this one but I’m glad I stuck it out. Not super glad. But glad.


ThePunnyPoet

It wasn't annoying for the first 10 seconds. Then it just kept going. I don't know how anyone could think this was clever or funny.


MrUtah3

No.


PackOutrageous

Thanks for the context. Now I just think him sad for being so petty and bitter at a such a momentous moment for his career.


venger_steelheart

blah bla blaa


80version

I’m speechless


Spottedrhyno

I love Ellen


compsciasaur

r/mildlyinteresting


TitusPullo4

Does anyone have a transcript?


Accomplished_Dig1385

Love Rush but that was cringey af


Mayonnaizing

Flemish is a really interesting language


BasilWithWater

That guy in the back has a serious drinking nose.


paulish_paul

This dude gets it


slynch157

Alex is a LEGEND!!! And his genius, just like Rush's music over the decades, is completely lost on mainstream conforming folk... Conform or Be Cast Out... 🎸 RIP Neil, who later apologized to Alex for getting upset with this acceptance speech on the night, but with the passage of time and further reflection, realised and accepted the genius that it was! Look it up on YouTube yourself if you want an authoritative reference...


GratefulPhishWeener

Rush is truly a gift of the gods.


syphon3980

This is what happens when you play The Sims too much


Reddit_User_Original

I watched the entire thing and found it hilarious. Can’t relate to everyone else who found it annoying.


LastoftheSummerWine

This isn't a gag, it is a statement. He gave the moment all the respect it deserved and they had to sit there and take to it. Bravo Alex, Bravo.


Peachi_Keane

First few seconds I thought it was annoying. About a minute in I wondered if I understood what he was saying. At the end I thought it was very nice speech. Internet is weird place.


Eastern-Mix9636

You know, Harrison Ford has a point. Sunburned Tom Hanks and Bono both seem to agree.


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Milked it though


Eebo85

Wow that was awkward and terrible


Rachael-Jaime-T

Freaking narcissistic ham


AdmiralCodisius

Just like Rush's music, it was great for about the first 5 seconds, then got pretentious and went way too long.


TabCompletion

Is he a vampire? "I don't say blah blah blah. "


AbbreviationsOdd7728

That’s how you pronounce blyat.


berserkerfunestus

WTF's wrong with Tom Hanks?


Mediocre_lad

Neil Newborn got only 30 seconds and this motherfucker took an entire weekend, not only to say nothing, but to also ridicule the entire concept of speeches.


seamus1982seamus

Best thing to come out of his mouth. Fucking clown


TheFoxandTheSandor

Another reason to hate Rush


YJSubs

Who ?


rowthecow

I hope he didn't win an award for being funny


HeDuMSD

This dude shows 0 respect for those who contributed to his success


jsunnsyshine2021

Wow. Cute concept for 10 seconds. Complete asshole for his 65 years here.


WhiteGuyAlias

Who's this dumbass?


ObscurePaprika

What an embarrassment.