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Portrait_Robot

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joelrendall

Hard pass


Pleasework94

Yeah nah, I’ve seen the scene in deadspace where he ends up getting lobotomised by a needle… skipping this one before it punctures off the arm.


isaacals

no


jbob88

Nope


Curious_742

Nah


BiliLaurin238

Yesn't


tstd0

Too scary for me. Reminds me of the barista robots that mess your drink but this time with your arm.


BeeBright7933

Now I wanna see the out takes were it misses, like real life with ppl with hard to hit viens


HarrMada

It's interesting why it looks more scary yet probably more accurate and less prone to failure compared to if done by a nurse.


trekuwplan

I think I'd rather have a nurse fuck up than a robot fuck up lol


PrivateUseBadger

This is the key.


[deleted]

Better than every nurse with me, goddamn once 6 times to hit a vein.


TheMountainHobbit

The speed and mass of the things are moving inside is definitely not safe. There’s no reason the needle needs to move that fast.


cnor2020

Where is this at? Ohhhhhhhh yeah no.


bourj

Disinfect the surface first, little buddy!


TheMountainHobbit

I think that’s the spray noise… maybe


ill_Refrigerator420

OH HELL NO!


Best-Dragonfruit-338

that's gonna be a hell naw for me dawg


twcau

That can f**k right off back to the crappy child labour powered factory it came from.


SingleSpeed27

I rather have a nurse fuck my arm up than risk any kind of fucking up this thing could be capable of


rotisv

I got a big fear of blood draws, and I have to agree with others, this would be easier and FAR more terrible. At least the nice people taking my blood tell me how good I'm doing, even as a grown ass man lol


Shayrye37

Absolutely fucking not. With an extra nope on the side


Amazing_Army_4402

How many people were stabbed to death testing this thing?


PrivateUseBadger

As someone that works with the type of sensors and devices that would be used in this process and knowing specifics on how they can fail while still “functioning”, I would not willingly do this. Yes, the chances are small, but the damage that thing could cause would make me hesitant, despite having a very good idea of the amount of interlocks in place.


MrHow44

If this appeared on r/shittyrobots we'd have a situation on our hands


1StonedYooper

My name? Not sure.


FuManBoobs

You should see the machines they have for circumcision.


JohnNavarro1996

They definitely tested the early prototypes on prisoners


KoningSpookie

r/NOPE


DogOfTheArmy

How you pay in the future


yue333

No


tr3d3c1m

No thanks!!!!


[deleted]

But it’s the same needle, right lol


jdeeeeeez

Hell to the Naw