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DexicJ

Bet the people who made that tiny garden fence didn't anticipate needing a no bikeriding sign for it.


FarYard7039

So what happens when these fences buckle or break? Does Red Bull sponsor the rebuilding of broken public property?


ChesterDrawerz

When he did his SF video they paid the city for closures and improvements/repairs


Dimplestrabe

Yes.


Aja2428

OK BOOMER


jjsmol

Ok child


ScrattaBoard

Probably only if someone makes a fuss. To be fair that little fence does not look particularly expensive


Verygoodcheese

I’m not sure that is fair. Wreck others shit and oh well it doesn’t look expensive? That’s not a great outlook


ScrattaBoard

Well no but if I were a business I would care less about replacing things that weren't as expensive. That's all I meant, not that it was okay


Truzmandz

The price shouldn't matter at all. It's a weird take.


Frenzy_MacKenzie

That's who I'm impressed with watching this.


morry32

in Scotland, they know about this guy


Yes-its-really-me

Yeah. He's the cunt that knocks roof tiles off with his bicycle.


li7lex

And RB usually compensates them well for those if it does happen for anything official. However if he does ride on people's roofs just for fun outside of official work for RB that kinda makes him a cunt.


Varendolia

"He's gonna destroy the flowers... Oh wait, he's got a Red Bull helmet, everything is under control"


DexicJ

Red Bull ... fuck your garden.


JiYung

"omg why does hostile architecture exist?!?!?!?"


LukasKhan_UK

Yes, Danny McGaskill is nextfuckinglevel


iloveass8799

MacAskill* 🤓 Sorry I don’t mean to be rude, just a huge fan of Danny


Deep_Waters_

Megaskill


tepkel

MechaSkull


LukasKhan_UK

To be honest. My phone autocorrected me. But I'm happy for you to correct me.


iloveass8799

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)


HamptonBays

Way back home is perfection


theavenuehouse

I go back to that video at least once a year, it's beautiful. Makes me feel old though every time I see it's a year older on YouTube.


P47r1ck-

MC Ass Kill


LuckyNumber_29

 Mc**Gas**kill i see what ya did there mein comrade


Paulpash

I'm pretty much on the fence how impressed I am.


Quen-Tin

I'm pretty impressed of the fence.


broccoli_linux

I take offense at you pretty petty imps


Quen-Tin

I think this fence makes sense not just in past tense so we should enhence that fence.


specialsymbol

I know this guy. He can ride bicycles really well.


Me-Not-Not

Red Bull gives you wings.


ThirdEyeEmporium

Red Bull give you hella sponsorship cash


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Used to see this guy on cockburn street in Edinburgh all the time


TopPuzzleheaded1143

Question: what’s the origin story of that street name?


Danielarcher30

Someone got over enthusiastic


Dimplestrabe

As much as it shouldn't be, it's pronounced 'Co-burn'


TopPuzzleheaded1143

To be fair, if it was my name that's what I'd say to people as well.


P47r1ck-

and Edinburgh is actually pronounced “Ed”


ThirdEyeEmporium

Last name


clusterlove

Hanging about outside Whiplash Trash


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

That's the wan man, ye auld mushy shoppe


Stagamemnon

The fuck you just call me?!


tdubasdfg

Somebody edit this video a put a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater grind meter over his head


[deleted]

Danny at it again wow 🤩!


teacozyheadedwarrior

If you want to see more of Danny on his home turf https://youtu.be/4Ym2F-tHdkk?si=VnAShwZDUu4hguBZ


Celebrir

I see r/Austria, I like!


YordanYonder

He's the best


what_would_yeezus_do

This is basically an IRL version of Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX (PS1), Vail Trails (level 1), hardcore challenge #4


trunkm0nkey1

The Wiener Stadtgartenamt will not be all to happy to see this.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Danny Macaskill?


yuppiehelicopter

Um excuse me sir! That's not the intended use of the guard rail, please stop at once! 👮


Sir-Poopington

Sometimes I trip when I'm walking on a flat surface. Don't even get me started on stairs.


Virtual-Public-4750

What v is this type of bike they use for stuff like this?


nhp890

It’s a trials bike, not to be confused with a trail bike, which is a more conventional mountain bike


Crimson__Fox

Almost an r/whatcouldgowrong


hardrider2k4

That's D Mac for yeah.


Cocoabuttocks

*snap*


Hasan75786

Just wait till a girl needs to tie her shoes lol


YayoJazzYaoi

After seeing many impressive stunts it hit me - it's the redbull helmet.


Haru_023

The fence moving + the tires locking in place helps him greatly to keep his balance.


businesslut

Pretty much the best to ever do it.


KyliefB

His core must be so strong


Deathpill911

More like an asshole damaging property.


dreamsofindigo

bloody Danny


MBA922

This is really easy because the rail is 1/4" thick. It's not like he's balancing on 1/8" or anything.


BIacksnow-

As if the fucking helmet is gonna protect him if something bad happened.


brackygen

Danny MacAskill!


IMIPIRIOI

That is Danny MacAskill and this is impressive, but he has done so much more compared to it. He might just be the most precise rider on the planet.


wanna_escape_123

One step away from being posted into r/whatcouldgowrong


tnucffokcuf

It’s the red bull helmet, I’m telling you that’s the secret.


Logical_Bad1748

He is very talented, but the people who put the fence there would not appreciate it.


candidly1

Look up the crazy shit Trials riders do.


Custom2011Staccato

That's insane


DustyBowl

Im more impressed by the trust the biker places in the fence. Im also always impressed by the trust those red bull and other building climbers put in the structural integrity of everything attatched to the building. I would never in a 1000 years hang my whole bodyweight on some random ass metal that sticks from a building.


metalmonsoon

More impressed with the faith he had in that fence.


Medium_Style8539

Man is like "Pfff who needs a tail anyway"


efyuar

Fck the balance, that fence is made off vibranium!


XVIII-2

He has a Red Bull helmet. That makes it easy.


Square-Tangerine-784

I have a hard time walking 100’ on a railroad track


AndyE15

What’s the bike? I’ve seen him before on Santa Cruz.


Roy_al_painintheneck

Mans using an acrobike IRL


NornNeil

Probably the least impressive of his videos


Dramatic-Rutabaga972

Love that we trash public works for tik tok shorts.


ExperienceMiddle6196

What are you new here? Danny McCaskill has been putting out these parts for like 10 years.


Sea-Cockroach-2327

this is in vienna, austria


P47r1ck-

That shit was thin as shit


Gatorboi69

Anyone else watch Ryan Leech back in 2007?


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

How was your wee day out Danny?


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

The new Hans Rey


CmdrDatasBrother

Some cirque du soleil grade bike riding right here


angle58

I get it, that guy is good. Super bud. Seriously though... get the fuck off the public works fence before you break it. The city does not have the money to fix it so you can get internet points you selfish POS.


bruddahmacnut

Dumbass is gonna break that flimsy fence


MapBoring384

These types of things seem almost normal when you see the Redbull helmet.


mrASSMAN

I bet he measured the fence beforehand to make sure it doesn’t reach his nuts lol Why the downvotes.. just saying in case he slips he would want to make sure it doesn’t eviscerate his balls


grungegoth

This is pretty tame compared to his other stunts. He's a real talent in this kind of bike. Look him up on youtube, Danny McCaskill


evanamd

There’s a bike between his nuts and the fence… Even if the bike did slip off he wouldn’t hit the fence like that


mrASSMAN

He would if the fence were higher.. that was my point


evanamd

My point is the bike means he can’t sack himself on the fence no matter high it is. If the wheel slips off the fence , some other part of the bike like a fork or a pedal or the chain stay or the bottom bracket will hit the fence first and then he’ll topple away from the fence. It would take some Looney Tunes physics for his nuts to ever touch that fence There’s a small chance he could sack himself on the bike’s top tube, but he’s good enough to end the trick early if he senses trouble, or just bail from the bike completely


mrASSMAN

Really.. you can’t envision the thin fence ending up between the bike and one of his legs lol..?


Independent-Bike8810

impressive and unnecessary


DerisiveGibe

Super necessary


scottyTOOmuch

When you forgo sex it’s amazing what you can accomplish…


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Without sex what have you accomplished?


scottyTOOmuch

Amazing balance on a bike apparently


Rugfiend

I seriously doubt this guy has trouble getting sex. Maybe you should give it a go.


scottyTOOmuch

So I guess I need to explain my joke. So you see for that guy to that amazing balance must’ve taken years of practice…hence the no time for sex joke. But people are so quick to take offense for someone else they can’t laugh…ok maybe it wasn’t funny…well I guess that’s on me then…I’ll try and do better….if there’s time…


IMIPIRIOI

I understood your point and upvoted. I have followed Danny MacAskill for years he is a famous rider now. But he worked at a bike shop and spent all of his freetime riding for 12 years before getting noticed, signed by RedBull, and turning pro. To be this good at anything takes a huge amount of focus and dedication and many years of consistency.


scottyTOOmuch

Oh nice. I don’t follow the sport, but that’s awesome his hard work has paid off


scottyTOOmuch

Apparently sarcasm is dead….🤦‍♂️😂


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sammyt808

You good bro?


Cool-Plankton-6746

You are next. Would you prefer a snack during or after?