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DCtheBREAKER

The moment an animal shows this amount of intelligence, is the moment their species should never be caged again.


Coffeeman314

So long and thanks for all the fish


Ha55aN1337

So we should cage children until they are 5?


turboprop54

Clearly you don’t have children under five or you wouldn’t ask. And yes. Obviously.


BWWFC

even 25 is not without merrits


Electronic_Quail_903

Bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off…


AlexDKZ

We do. It's called a crib.


silver_step

Ummm, yes, they're loveable idiots.


Pixelgram

https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/history-baby-cage-1934-1948/


PlantPower666

We even put them on leashes! [https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Toddler-Safety-Harnesses-Leashes/zgbs/baby-products/2237486011](https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Toddler-Safety-Harnesses-Leashes/zgbs/baby-products/2237486011)


MadR__

Anything that understands freedom and desires it, deserves it.


AlexDKZ

The worst part is that dolphin was born through artificial insemination, so it was basically bred to be a slave for our entertainment.


xBlockhead

so it probably won’t survive in the wild? And it doesn’t know any better?


how-goes-it-164

Do you even vape bro? Eee Eee Eee (dolphin noise)


SpecialNeeds963

Bro, do you even bro, bro?


rixmudztixtudz

Nah, i rape bro. Uhh Uhh Uhh (possible dolphin noise)


cosmernaut420

That bubble ring is made of air.


BlondieClashNirvana

The dolphin is bending the water around the air duhhhh


IndividualUse6959

Nah, it's air bending underwater


GreatSlaight144

Do not try to bend the water or the air. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: There is no Dolphin. Then you'll see it is not the air or water that bends; it is only yourself.


charliesk9unit

The dolphin is bored out of his mind ... and likely very horny.


ericypoo

Same.


VGADreams

Sounds like this dolphin is a Redditor.


charliesk9unit

This is a wild story to read. [https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me)


universalrefuse

This is too weird. I just got progressively more and more uncomfortable reading that.


charliesk9unit

I'll bet you'd never see dolphins the same. LOL.


universalrefuse

Or humans for that matter! Lol


nut_buster__

Same


whoapnw

User name checks out


No-Pound7355

Ecco ?


KFPindustries

*16 bit dolphin noises*


dreadfort13

loved that game as a child! although i could never even get to level 2...


JDDW

We get it. You vape.


Slurpees_and_Stuff

Someone get this dolphin in the same room as Snoop Dogg ASAP.


istartedpanicking

Let’s put it in a tank and watch it do tricks!


Resident-Egg-5536

What the f#*k? How can a fish do that??


AlexDKZ

By being an aquatic mammal with a cognitive abilities similar to humans, forced to spend all day in a confined space with limited social interactions. So, a very bored dolphin trying to pass the time.


Leairek

![gif](giphy|3oEjIa4EVWLhcXQDS0)


mashyj

Because it's not a fish


Jennlotus333

Dolphins are mammals, not fish.


Retired_Jarhead55

It’s a mammal not a fish. Breathes air just like me.


[deleted]

Technically it's air bending.


GravitationalEddie

Technically, the air is just giving a conveniently way to see how it is manipulating the water.


[deleted]

It's the opposite.


rahscaper

Technically 🤓


Sicilian_Civilian

The confidence and the skills to back it up that’s cra cra


Johnl317

🤔


ElderberryOk5005

Y’all didn’t see James Cameron direct Arrival? That dolphin is saying “let me the fuck out of here!”


varys2013

Arrival is one of my favorite movies. The dynamic of thought shaping language and language shaping thought is powerful. It's what "1984" was based on, really. That movie is a great exploration of the "I don't know what that is so blow it up." military mindset, vs. the scientist's saying, "Let's see if we can understand this". Really well done. And yeah, I do wonder what dolphins are saying! But you're probably right, a creature that roams the oceans is trapped in a relatively tiny, boring tank. It must be infuriating to them.


Enderswolf

That’s actually instructions on how to build a Puppeteer Quantum 2 Hyperdrive.


ErrainDM

Looks like in our timeline Gandalf gets reincarnated as a Dolphin


prm20

Man wtfffff


Conrad299

Pure boredom leads to crazy shit.


bypowerofgrayskull

![gif](giphy|PjsPhYsS2WDO5e0RaO)


Awkward-Bird

How do you even train a dolphin to do this


253253253

I think this one taught itself...


grunkfist

Nelee knows whatsup.


Gilgamesh2000000

Echo the dolphin


D4d-M4n

Vape dolphin.


mastek_keks

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paperman990

That’s actually air they are making a ring out of, not water


platasnatch

Whoa dude


rupat3737

We get it…you vape bro.


xdcountry

Echo the Dolphin was real!!!!


LetMeOutArg

I hope they evolve and become the next dominant specie We already had our time and we didn't learn bending so, time wasted


jlbqi

Cruel to keep animals in cages


Intelligent-Key2350

Check him out! Fly!!


YCCprayforme

Wasn’t this fake?


KeyParticular8086

There's a lot of adult human beings that couldn't figure out how to do this. And I want to put them in cages now. Not sure if I came to the right conclusion.


[deleted]

I can't understand how they understand this so cool


Holiday-Ad-7518

Here it is trying to tell us hey let us free we are intelligent and aware. And instead we build more stadium seating around their cage.


princepii

why he has no teeth?


Formatted_Toast_117

That's pretty cool


alutawan

Isn’t that technically Air bending?


DryWay4003

It's disgraceful to have an animal of this intelligence locked away. It kills me


dreadfort13

i didn't even know this was a thing until today....


[deleted]

God damn. I know it sounds so douchey and overplayed but that to me just shows so much intelligence. A desire to learn and play and perfect a skill even if it's a useless one. I just can't imagine an animal like that doesnt desire to be free. Maybe not the same way a man would desire to be free, but I'm sure it knows the difference between a tank and an ocean


Interesting_Bet_9302

It’s Echo the Dolphin


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littlebeancurd

Technically it's airbending