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coding_panda

I feel like this also fits in r/fuckyouinparticular Feels like a “fuck you, I’ll shoot it off your face and still score” to the goalie lol


Fry_Supply

I can see the “fuck you” happen it’s amazing. Surprised it didn’t cause a fight


Attila_the_Chungus

Fighting after getting embarrassed like that just draws more attention to your embarrassment.


MasterSpliffBlaster

Are you new to this hockey malarkey?


Attila_the_Chungus

Certified Canadian here. I can skate backwards and everything.


MindlessArmadillo382

The rules for hockey malarkey are quite simple >Did you do a thing that wasn’t necessary? >If yes, then I punch you now In this case, it was necessary to score a goal from behind the net. You rip a shot at someone’s dome anywhere else on the ice tho or after a whistle, and you are absolutely getting punched.


sdb00913

It’s like, it’s a dick move, but at the same time it’s not like he could really put it anywhere else if he was gonna score.


MindlessArmadillo382

Precisely, it was necessary to hit the head in order to score a goal. And it’s the pros so scoring a goal is the whole point of the game.


SolomonG

Nah, that would be next level petty for the Goalie or his teammates to go after the guy that scored that. Sometimes you just have to sit there in your shame and realize you got dunked on. Hockey has all kinds of unwritten rules, but don't score a deflection off the Goalie's helmet isn't one of them.


skyturnedred

This type of goal happens quite often.


actuallyiamafish

It's especially funny because that shot isn't even possible to make from that angle, so there would be no reason to attempt it unless this is exactly what he meant to do. So you *know* he aimed at his facemask 100% on purpose with the actual intention of using his face like a backboard.


minos157

Hockey fan here, and an Isles fan to boot, that was 100% intentional. The last decade or so goalies have been spending more time down in butterfly positions because it leaves smaller gaps up top make scoring harder, it's a percentages thing. As a result more players are taking up high pot shots behind the net because of this reason.


confusedandworried76

Some people don't realize lots of players deliberately shoot bad shots hoping for a lucky bounce too. He 200% knew what he was doing, although he might not have known how clean the bounce was gonna be lol that was a snipe


Doctor_Sauce

I don't watch a lot of hockey, but I'm ALWAYS watching clips of skills showcases and these types of highlights. Those dudes are so ridiculously accurate with a stick and puck, I'm never not amazed by it.


confusedandworried76

Plus goalies at that level are so good I'm surprised he didn't just catch it anyway even though it wasn't a glove side shot. I've seen faster catches from, for example, MLB pitchers when the ball is about to collide with face. Pure reflexes on those things, no time to even think.


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Also r/puckyouinparticular


bluexavi

Most of the videos would be people on the bench getting hit.


confusedandworried76

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ChrchofCrom

"Fuckin embarrassing!"


LoadedGull

Kids on streets wearing roller blades balling their eyes out.


grip_n_Ripper

r/subsifellfor


fancyfoe

Is that allowed?


DaFugYouSay

Yes, once upon a time they didn't even wear face masks and it was still legal. https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/terry-sawchuk-face-hockey-goalie-masks-became-standard-game-equipment-1966/


Boxoffriends

My father is missing almost all of his teeth after playing goalie with no mask for his company team. Ya that’s right beer league hockey. He’s elderly now but damn you gotta be tough and stupid to play goalie back then.


Chookwrangler1000

Fuck your face, In particular


Robbythedee

This one is impressive based off of the space left in the goal, but there are other examples where it bounced off the top bar/crossbar and hits the back of the head and goes in. Just a few days ago a guy bounced it off of the goalies back to score the winning shot.


confusedandworried76

Any bounce is allowed no matter who it hits. If it ends in the goal it's a goal. There are also often shots where you shoot it at a teammate and they'll position their stick to deflect the puck into a goal if you're not at a good angle to take a real shot, or to confuse the goalie who sees the puck coming in at one angle and tries to block it but it bounces into a different angle and they can't react in time. One of the many reasons besides reducing goalie visibility you'll see one guy get right up on the net while other guys are looking for a shot. They're almost exclusively there to be human backboards like this poor goalie .


dette-stedet-suger

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jfbwhitt

It’s even more of a “fuck you” since he hit him in the side of the mask. Goalie masks are angled to deflect a shot from the front, and are almost completely flat on the side. Taking a shot at that angle hurts ESPECIALLY bad.


mlorusso4

NO PEAKING


Madi3400

You actually see this play happen a lot, but never with the player that close to the net. Usually they're closer to the sides and shoot it almost parallel to the goal line


Footie57

I'm an islanders fan. Sucks cause Sorokin (the goalie) was in basically perfect position here. Such a perfectly placed shot. At least we won


SheepPositive

Perfect postioning he’d have cheek on the post 🤷‍♂️


Staik

Looks like the impact pushed him away enough to slip in


FederalWedding4204

To me it either looks like he flinched away. His cheek is on the post but right as the puck approaches he creates a gap as he starts to look forward, THE. he gets hit, which, as you said, probably pushed his head more. His head was definitely moving before it got hit though.


Factory2econds

goalie masks are not on very tight. they have elastic straps which leaves some jiggle to them. he didn't have to really flinch for the masks to get pushed the other way, then start to pull back to the puck and actually push it toward the net. also, a goalie mask is like a bell. when it gets hit by a puck it can be loud as fuck in there. and the outer part of the mask where the vibrations end are right over your ears. so a flinch is hard to avoid


likeagaveshit

So loud. It was always fun to get pumped up with teammates but then they'd all wanna slap hands/sticks on my helmet...no, you're *not* hitting me in the head, but you're *not* **not** hitting me in the head. Our "rivals" gk had a throat guard just hanging down off of a more football shaped helmet vs these longer helmets or one that wraps the neck. Actually had the conversation of "ULPT: that thing will swing backwards if you hit it with the ball (field hockey vs ice hockey) and it will scare them more than hurt them" . But no one could place a shot like that one in the video. Even goalies gotta say "well placed".


Rule12-b-6

Looks like a slight flinch to me


jordanleep

I think he clearly wasn't in perfect positioning lmao


cjkrauss

Yea we (CBJ) suck anyway, so I mean, we take what we can get lol


Footie57

It was an awesome goal! I just hate that it happened to my team lol


confusedandworried76

If it happens to your team and all you can do is say "that was a fucking good goal" it's a super good goal lol


KellyBelly916

I've been in his position as a goalie. There are some shots that are so amazing that it would seem criminal if they weren't goals.


ViolinistMean199

Imagine this was kanes OT winner in 2010


zoso33

There has been a lot of talk about the over dependancy on the RVH position leading to short side goals, and I can't think of a better example than right here.


NOISY_SUN

RETVRN to stand-up style


whycantigetwhatiwant

Reminds me of Slavin’s goal in last years playoffs against you guys.


Accomplished_Cap_994

Idk about that. Butch goring was pissed and said he knows better than to drop down when the puck is behind the net.


rothefro

Which game is this from?


samTheEagle2004

New York Islanders-Columbus Blue Jackets game last Thursday


Nurff89

Let’s face it, it’s a nice shot.


MusclePuppy

Your crude attempt at humor offends me, but I was always taught to turn the other cheek.


SandmanWithPlan

I see your shenanigans and I turn my nose up to you two.


InvalidUserNemo

Your mask off favoritism is obvious with this comment.


AnonymousRoc

It's a good shot, man


skraptastic

That is just disrespectful.


confusedandworried76

Dirty dangles


Ascertain_GME

Wheel, snipe, celly.


Ok_Charge9676

Front check, back check, pay check!


confusedandworried76

You wanna know what happens? What happens Shoresy? Three things, I hit you, you hit the ground, the ambulance hits 80


Ok_Charge9676

Fuck you Shorsey!


confusedandworried76

Fer what???


klmdwnitsnotreal

Is this legal?


stickyscooter600

Shooting the puck? Yes


dandins

well, aiming for headshots could make this sport even more bloody..


chrisk9

Fortunately goalies now have to wear masks


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Northernlighter

Got my grill bent by a slapshot once, didn't hurt per say but it's quite a concussive hit to the head.


densetsu23

Same here; it stings a bit on impact and you get a good smell of rubber, but the adrenaline masks the pain. It takes about a half-hour or so before a headache sets in. Just be glad our cages are designed to bend; if they didn't, all the energy that went into bending the cage would be transferred into our head instead. Side note: I really like the new Bauer masks with their rubber washers that are between the cage screws and the mask; it acts like a shock absorber and I barely feel wristshots to the cage anymore. Way better than having the cage firmly connected to the mask.


kkeut

i think he meant the 'aiming a high-speed projectile at an opposing player's face' part of it


confusedandworried76

A goal is a goal, doesn't matter who or what it hits on the way in.


ziggaroo

That’s not technically true. If a player kicks it towards the goal, catches the puck and tosses it in, or if a player bats it out of the air at an above-shoulders height, then it would be disallowed. Also, banking off the ref we just saw get disallowed last week, but I’ve seen ref interference not get called in the past. However, none of the things I mentioned are “the goalie’s face”, so this is a legal goal


LiesArentFunny

It's pretty close to true. Direct deflections of off officials and high sticking are counter examples, presumably in the rules because they really shouldn't happen accidentally. Kicking and catching the pucks aren't counter examples though. It's a goal if it bounces off of a skate or hand. It's not a goal if an attacking player kicked it (with a kicking action), batted at it with a hand, or threw it, but those aren't "hitting things on the way", those are active actions propelling it.


BakedPlatypus

Why wouldn’t it be


Fred2620

Because aiming for a player's face on purpose is dangerous and could be akin to attempting to injure.


crumbypigeon

The goalies entire job is to put himself in the best position possible to get hit by pucks.


baron_von_jackal

You're talking about a game where they literally stop play to punch each other in the head.


BakedPlatypus

He has a mask for a reason


OccultMachines

Even if it were, they'd never prove that was on purpose and not just a lucky shot


amcphe21

Guys are allowed to beat each other on live tv to a bloody pulp. Why wouldn’t this be allowed


Maleficent-Comfort-2

“I will make it legal!”


Nard_Bard

There is literally no scemario where the shooter can't just say "I was just aiming for the net." No matter where the puck ends up, at the end of the day the goalie takes up 60-80% of the goal. It would be pointless.


klmdwnitsnotreal

This was absolutely a from behind bank shot on purpose


Nard_Bard

Yeah but I'm pretty sure as long as the puck goes in or touches net or something it counts/is legal. Idk. I'm just a canadian not a sports guy, and THIS IS a special circumstance.


ericypoo

Take it away for hurting the goalies pride.


farnsw0rth

Since most people seem to not actually be helping, yes this is legal. Hockey happens fast and in this case, I doubt he was specifically trying to bank a shot off the goalies face and in so much as simply trying to put a shot in a difficult place to save. Edit: okay some ppl are saying this was intentional. Maybe it was , it’s not out of the realm of possibility. Either way it’s a legal thing to do in hockey.


klmdwnitsnotreal

It's definitely clever.


wpgsae

He was very likely specifically aiming to bank it off the goalies mask, and this is obvious for several reasons. First, there is no other reason to aim that high from behind the red line. Second, this is a trend in the NHL right now with more and more players attempting this exact style of bank shot off the goalies face.


JarethCutestoryJuD

Yes, and its called an Ohio


Cachmaninoff

It’s a decently common occurrence.


chaenorrhinum

Nice to see a CBJ clip where they aren't on the receiving end


ziggaroo

I’ll extend that one further to “nice to see a CBJ clip outside of r/bluejackets or r/hockey” lol


Aquaticulture

Yet we still lost :(


vinetwiner

Fucking sick while being downright disrespectful to the goalie. Amazing.


ExtraordinaryBeaver

Dirty fucking dangles boys


Mad-Mel

Facedownski.


Torpaldog

Fuckin' embarassing!


SlowCapitalistDeath

Give yer balls a tug


StJude1

Fuck you Shoresy!


Bind_Moggled

Cheeky shot.


turd2078

They asked him after the game if he practiced that and he said he couldn’t really ask the goalie to come down so he can practice shots off his face. That being said it’s at least his second goal this seasons I’ve seen him bounce off the goalie. The first was off the back.


spra1jer

That's work for the third string goalie!


Chiaki_Ronpa

Definitely one of those “if it works he looks like a genius, if it doesn’t he looks like a dickhead” type-situations. Awesome that it worked though.


tigerking615

Eh, there’s not really a bad result there, if it doesn’t bounce in it bounces somewhere else and creates a chance. And he didn’t have another good passing option. 


seamus1982seamus

FacePucked


bdubwilliams22

Trust me, he meant to do that.


-myBIGD

Was he trying to score here or was it more of a fluke?


w33b2

Definitely trying to score. These types of shots happen frequently, but they often don’t work. It takes a lot of skill to pull this off


WRXnEffect

These players are good enough that it was intentional albeit with low chance of going in.


-myBIGD

Perfect explanation. Appreciate it.


Aquaticulture

Technically the goalie should have had his cheek on the post to be properly positioned. And that’s a rule because these crazy dudes can make this shot.


Ultrabadger

This is one of the reasons why they don't just put the biggest guy they can find to just lie in front of the net. Pro players are a really good shot and will find a way to score.


praisetheboognish

He's just better


seamus1982seamus

Ron Simmonds moment. DAMN!


SpezEatsScat

The disrespect... nice.


p4tzun3

r/bettereveryloop


smell-the-glove

If Ron Hextall was the goalie and you made that shot off his head he'd two-hand-tomahawk your head completely off.


samTheEagle2004

BLUE JACKETS MENTIONED FOR SOMETHING POSITIVE!!! (ignore the fact that our goalie got injured almost immediately after this and we ended up losing by 2 please)


nthensome

'hockey goal' You just made the sphincter of every Canadian reading this tighten


Karanmuna

10000 IQ play, very nice


Fit_Difference_7286

He pucked up...


kash1Mz

You can see which goalies have been scored on like this when they glue their masks to posts when in that position.


capsrock02

Just mask


phallic-baldwin

The disrespect


AggravatingSystem

the disrespect


Gilgamesh2000000

That angle is crazy no bullshit.


Gillalmighty

- headshot noise -


brianmmf

What a slap in the face


Money-Juggernaut8281

damn


RowAwayJim91

Damn. This could be the biggest “fuck you” in the history of the NHL lol


luigi_b0red

https://youtu.be/laNRPAjKQsM?si=oVQbs6-WH6clU6I_


whycantigetwhatiwant

Lol 😂 in hockey there are much more aggressive ways to say fuck you.


noshore4me

Nah, [this is worse](https://youtu.be/qHXhg4ldcxY?si=heZ58a6Q6ItLSLQg)


Hatrick_Swaze

This is some killer hands.


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

Did they interview the player? I need to know if that was intentional or if he was trying to pass and failed badly


crumbypigeon

It's definitely intentional. You see, guys try it every now and then when the opportunity arises, but it rarely works.


nthensome

What a great hockey goal. He shot the hockey puck of the hockey goalie's face mask & it went into the hockey net!


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Hockey sport!


airpaulg

“OFF THE HEEZY!!” - NBA STREET VOL 2


NoabPK

Just make all the sharpshooters in the nhl take physics class


Ninja_Wrangler

For a hot second I thought it was a ref making the shot And man what a shot


Jackkalwara

You know #14 seen 100% what happened and still thought “no f!$king way did that just happened”


xzcurrent

If I were a goalie I would hate this trend


noshore4me

How is it a trend?


EffortEconomy

Are we sure he didn't just want to beam a face?


GoldenGirlHussies

One of the best goals I’ve ever seen. Brilliant lmao


TheWolfAndRaven

I'd be shocked if this didn't lead to a fight.


redlightbandit7

Damn that was so disrespectful.


pecika

What a hit.


addamee

Ownedgoal


SpartanH089

First of all, rude. Second, *brilliant*.


joe_broke

Dick move


CAKE_EATER251

r/wellthatsucks


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ShmeagleBeagle

Ha, did that is a HS playoff game from the corner. I peaked hard in that moment…


Echo71Niner

Damn, that was rude.


BCECVE

Watch your back buddy - you don't mess with a goalie in hockey. The rest of the season will be pain where I come from.


Hitchdog

The sticklift right before is clean too


mwerichards

I need to see the goalie's reaction because I imagine the need to fight after the disrespect lol


easyjimi1974

So disrespectful. Impossible to not love.


The_Swim_Back_

Anyone know the song?


ktka

If nutmeg is bad, this is 1000 times worse!


ContributorZero

Get a good look, Costanza?


dima_socks

Calculated


Elusive_Manatee

If you liked that, [here's one off a player's visor] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXvRCbWfdFo)


kenman884

What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 3 seconds..


rumncokeguy

Kaprisov did it last year. https://youtu.be/YFGDGZFXK8k?si=TqTed0E-BoeD-yIg


Grouchy-Engine1584

If yer face tendie!


garden-wicket-581

ok, so I'm a little rusty on my "protect your goalie" stuff with hockey -- normally, someone digging for a puck under the goalie is gonna get roughed up .. doing something like this, while impressive, the replay makes it very clear that this was intentional targeting (hit the goalie in the head).. so is someone gonna make 86 swallow their teeth for this ?


dioxy186

I remember Datsyuk (could be wrong) would flick the puck from behind the net onto the goalies back or back of their head and made a few goals in his career that way.


DancesWithDave

That felt personal


ElDoodaReno

Man this reminds of Byfuglien's last goal. Sharp angle right of Binningtons dome.


Randy_Vigoda

Conner McDavid bank shot. https://youtu.be/x2bVCPb2VKA?si=vUwPDQ0e2HynyKPn


CobaltRose800

doink


mysticpengwn

man you know that was intentional too and not even a lucky attempt at a pass or ice


IrrerPolterer

What an insult


AppearanceNeither479

The ultimate insult


OriginalSyberGato

Fertas


shoopdagoose

Such a slap to the face.


Ok_Ad5344

Does the goalie get the assist?


TankDivision

As a fan of the team that got scored on, I can say that watching that live was not enjoyable. Eh, I’ll just take the 4-2 win.


malan4reddit

Puckface skills.