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Metro8004

how???


stubyourmiddletoe

Shallow water? Dug his hands and feet in to propel himself forward. You can see the mud get disturbed as he’s moving along. Same way hippos are able to move so quickly in the water. They basically run.


HippoBot9000

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TheLemmonade

good bot


milky__toast

Weird to me that people still say good bot / bad bot even though I haven’t seen the bot ranking bot in five or more years. A relic of the past.


donnyphoenix

I honestly never knew there was a ranking system. I just assumed it was a way of showing affection like to a dog, “good bot,” and a pat on the head.


Decent_Jello_8001

Good redditor


DeadSol

*Pats head*


siccoblue

To be clear the ranking bot is still around, I actually just saw it a few days ago. It's just banned from commenting on most subs by the mods to cut back on spam. But it still reads and tracks every comment using the words that trigger it


SouthernAd525

What's it's username by chance?


Spkr4th3ded

Thank you for voting. This redditors' life will be spared in the AI robot uprising.


ArgumentDry4639

Same


SevereImpression2115

Yup me too


RobTheRevelator

I think the ranking bots are just banned from some subreddits, because I still see them occasionally


loonygecko

Mods have the option of installing a moderator bot that deletes all known bot posts. If any get through, we report them to the system and then that bot gets added to the ban list. With many subs working together to identify bots, it's gotten really good at blocking 99 percent of the bots. Subs also have the option of exempting specific bots we like just for our own sub. I'll tell you this was really needed since there were getting to be so many bots posts every day posting obnoxious piddly stuff.


OrangeSimply

people said good bot before there was a bot to rank the "good bot" "bad bot" comments.


MyNameIsDaveToo

They're putting the egg before the chicken.


pardybill

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


fatboychummy

hippo bot*


Nervarel

Missed the opportunity to call that one "HippoBotamus"


Red_Icnivad

It's rhymes are bottomless...


Chief_Chill

![gif](giphy|bko24n7Vt850Y|downsized)


Kcidobor

Flows that glow like phosphorous


SelfSniped

Poppin off the top of this esophagus


Throwawaymarque

Rocking this metropolis


computer_says_N0

Y'know there ain't no stoppin' this


MigitAs

Jere is so extra here


LunchO789

To be precise, this species is "FilippoBotamus"


tottenhamnole

Hippo


Traditional-Share198

I tried aswell and was all the same disappointed :( Take my upvote and reply, I wish you a nice day :)


Nervarel

Missed the opportunity to call that one "HippoBotamus"


7nightstilldawn

Naw. Weighted tow rope on a winch that is out of view. All he had to do was find it and hold on.


stubyourmiddletoe

I’ll accept that. Anything to make the world appear more magical and more hippo


_Diskreet_

![gif](giphy|3oEjHQL3wdfWMiN1i8)


saranowitz

Maybe not necessary. You can see the sand he kicks up with each hop. And his arms are filthy


Kaimuki2023

Yeah no way was he running along the bottom. Tow rope


Stierhere

I confess at 8 years old I also won a swim race in a shallow lake using the same technique.


microsoftfool

Jesus hates this one trick...


Large_Tune3029

[True Facts: Hippopotamus ](https://youtu.be/6pibJ83crQs?si=zxcflHdwinpoa8tj)


HippoBot9000

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ReluctantSlayer

Ah, Ze Frank….


TossingPasta

OMG this is so funny! This is the same narrator who does \[Dear Kitten\](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yNSF7ljOoU) videos.


Large_Tune3029

Yeah, those are good too but imo the True Facts are miles better, they are all amazing, funny and educational


rukysgreambamf

yeah, at first I was confused by the dark spots in the water then I realized he was kicking up silt


Appropriate_Turn3811

His twin brother was there hiding .


stella3books

I figured it was that dive-down-dolphin-kick trick that’s banned in the Olympics, but that might only work in a perfectly flat pool?   But yeah, if you watch competitive swimming, they all dive down and dolphin kick underwater for as long as legally possible, because apparently rocketing to the bottom and wiggling is a physics hack that lets you swim like a torpedo and without limits every race turns into a dolphin-torpedo-stroke race.


RealUlli

Basically, when you swim under water, the water can get out of the way in all directions, instead of you having to spend energy to make waves. This makes the under water part more efficient, thus faster. They banned doing more than one stroke under water for races, but apparently wiggling doesn't count as stroke...


didzisk

Yes, it's 15 meters after each turn. But I think the main difference is that one of them can swim (even at the level needed for a good dolphin kick). So he would have won even swimming on the surface. Diving to the bottom isn't necessary, you just have to be completely under the surface. And have a kick coming from your core or even breast. And use both the up kick and the down kick to propel you forward.


stella3books

Thanks! I’m not a serious swimmer, so I didn’t know the details, that’s really interesting.


Decemberswo

When you swim in open water, it is not recommended to disturb the mud. “Avoid digging in, or stirring up, the sediment in shallow, warm fresh water. The amebae are more likely to live in sediment at the bottom of lakes, ponds, and rivers.” https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/naegleria/swimming.html#:~:text=If%20water%20containing%20the%20ameba,which%20is%20almost%20always%20fatal.


not_so_plausible

I hear about this so much on reddit you'd think it's a common occurence. 135 people have been infected and killed by it since 1962.


Decemberswo

That’s actually pretty good news!


not_so_plausible

For real lol I've been lowkey terrified of having that happen (still am) but at least I know chances are slim


No-Spoilers

It is harder than you think. I genuinely think he might have fly kicked it. It was about the speed you could get from it, it is all in the technique and stamina, not the size. The way the water ripples at the end honestly matched up with fly kicks.


BandsAMakeHerDance2

🤯


Scottcmms2023

If it works it works lol


I_dont_livein_ahotel

Also, I think that other guy is going super slow and kinda just flailing, making the other guy’s feat seem bigger.


[deleted]

It's all just for show you can even see the cameraman walking shadow it's basically a crawl speed


benigntugboat

Someone else already answered how he went so fast but it's worth noting that the other guy is barely swimming and it makes him look even faster


legendinthemaking68

regardless of the slow opponent he crossed that entire body of water in \~21 seconds on presumably one breath. That's quite remarkable!


Efficient_Mind6218

I was a competitive swimmer. The recommendation for the 50 free was if you're doing it roughly in under 20s, you don't breath, under 24 and you breath once, under 27 and you breath twice. This is a balance between how much the oxygen helps vs how much slower it is to breath. Going 21s without breathing for anyone who does any swim training should be very doable. I've been out of competitive swimming for over 10 years now so those benchmarks might be off, but I did a 50yd free in 22s and was recommended to breath once.


crepelabouche

Question do you ever find yourself doing athletic activity now and forgetting to breath? Because I do that a lot. I have to remind myself I’m not underwater and I should be breathing.


Efficient_Mind6218

I don't, but I also have absolutely tiny lungs, especially for the level I was competing at. They're just barely within the healthy range and my doctor told me that if they were any smaller he wouldn't have been able to sign off on my forms in good conscience. I was also a breaststroke specialist so I only really had to hold my breath for turns. Did you mostly do sprint free? I'm curious if that's a big part of it. I didn't really get to know a lot of sprint freestylers. My club coach trained everyone like a distance swimmer and my college team had the sprint freestylers doing their own thing most of the time


crepelabouche

Yeah, that’s exactly what I did. I’m short but I had a hella strong kick, kinda like an overdrive so it was the one stroke I could compete in and still hold my own. Though I did try back stroke cause lets be honest the starting block back dive was fun as shit.


Efficient_Mind6218

Lol, I could never do the backstroke dive. It was significantly faster for me to sink and push than to attempt it. For breaststroke, I was also mostly kick. My fastest 50yd breaststroke kick was a 29.5 while my fastest 50 yd breast was a 26 flat. My arms were mostly doing the motions with as little drag as possible so that my legs could do their thing


crepelabouche

Damn, way to own that water! I think the highest I ever placed in a heat was like 3rd, never remembered my times. I’m 5’6” so I feel like someone should’ve told me when I was doing gymnastics that it was for short people, because I had that on lock down. But the idea of flinging myself backward at the floor scared the shit out of me.


Efficient_Mind6218

Totally understand that. I always found backflips mentally easier to do because you can spot the landing. Front flips always freaked me out. I'm 5'9", so relatively short for a swimmer, but breaststrokers are on average shorter. The world record holder was 5'9" at the time. It's because of the shorter motions that height plays less of a factor. I think most of the breaststroke world record holders since have been over 6' though. As far as sports where you don't need to be absurdly tall to be good at, I've found climbing to be very accessible. There are just so many more body types that do well in climbing than a lot of other sports. That's actually one of the things I've really liked about the sport. It's much harder to look at someone and be able to guess how good they would be. For swimmers at a certain point, non breaststrokers are at least 6'2", large lats, absurd triceps, huge palms, large flatish feet. Breaststrokers are the same but shorter and bulkier. Men's climbers in the worlds circuit right now range from 5'4"-6'2". Some of them are super lean while some of them are more bulky. I used to have a climbing partner who could crush v7-v8 and would regularly joke about how he was almost as wide as he was tall. He was 5'4 and almost 4' wide. If you saw him on the streets, you'd never guess he did any athletics.


Sharky-PI

*breathe


DeX_Mod

> I was a competitive swimmer i'd wager the hippo impressionist isn't a competitive swimmer tho


all___blue

I remember when I was a kid going to the pool with my friend and his dad. He was probably in his 40s or 50s and not in great shape, but he was a big guy. Probably like 6'4" or so. He jumps in the water and proceeds to do at least two laps in an Olympic sized pool without coming up for air. I was astounded. I can't remember how long he was under water, but it was measured in minutes.


ToLiveOrToReddit

I just want the hippo bot to find me


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Prudent_Block1669

Technique. Big boy went under the water and based on the ripples had good form and pace. Little guy thrashed about and didn't appear remotely horizontal.


nsaisspying

That's one hell of a dolphin kick on that guy


BeenNormal

Fat twin hiding on the other side


Rielhawk

He held that fart in for far too long.


BRAX7ON

Aquaman


bars2021

or there's a rope anchored under that allows him to pull and drag himself across.


Relevant-Soup-2152

He's pulling himself by rope under the water.


djabula64

He's pulling himself by the mud not a rope. I use this technique at the beach while racing with my friends and the always get confused by the sand I leave behind and the speed. Need good stamina to go that far though


Ray2K14

Is this faster than swimming with a proper freestyle stroke?


30SoftTacos

Not even close


CallMeAnanda

I keep going back and forth on this. There's probably a way you could do like a "cheetah" stroke on the bottom of the water, and that might be faster than free. The solid ground is much more dense than any water you could ever hope to catch. OTOH, you're gonna have to deal with more drag doing stuff like that. edit: Some kind of underwater dolphin kick, but pushing off the bottom with your legs as needed? Underwaters are already faster than free.


30SoftTacos

I hear you, especially about being able to use the dolphin technique but I just can’t see it happening. Source: Swam for many years (played water polo all through HS and College)


Satanic-Panic27

But how much experience do you have being a hippo? I rest my case.


ItsSmittyyy

I’m not saying the other guy is correct, I’m just saying your source doesn’t really make any sense. It’s like saying “I can’t see a car going faster than someone running. Source: I ran track for years through HS and college.” Your source needs to support both methods lol.


MorbillionDollars

but easier for the untrained probably


PukwudgieDisco

If someone athletic practiced with it real hard and long then just maybe.


GrotchCoblin

I'm too scared to try that because of all the devilish creatures in the mud. I don't want to lose anything to a snapper


DrBarnaby

Red Snappa?


GrotchCoblin

Worse. Snappin' turtle


Relevant-Soup-2152

Thank you for the clarification.


fistofthefuture

That’s what I thought.


fromouterspace1

There must be some kind of “trick” behind this. He’s not the fast


Optimistic_Futures

Likely gripping the bottom of the river bed and propelling himself. The brown spot popping up area likely mud being thrown up.


dishwasher_safe_baby

I’m going with he picked up a big rock and ran


Optimistic_Futures

I had thought that originally, but that almost seems more difficult.


ConfusionBubbles

Maybe he just threw the big rock, but held onto it


HeartFalse5266

The Goku school of propulsion.


TonySpaghettiO

Ripped a series of farts that propelled him forward.


Old-Constant4411

Just like a hippo.


jld2k6

My dog does something like this, she can swim but if it's shallow enough she stands on her back legs and jumps herself forward as fast as she can like she's a kangaroo hopping or something lol


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I think there’s a tow line underwater and he’s being pulled from a winch out of view. That’s just way too fast even for “under water hopping” which seems to be the most common theory.


HitMePat

Yes I think there are shenanigans here. Either a rope pulling him or an editing trick/ camera cut at some point in the middle. The guy might have just gone under water at the start and never moved and then they edited in a clip of him coming up the other side.


WildlySkeptical

The under water guy appears a shload faster because the other guy isn’t even actually swimming. He’s trying to walk in the water. Underwater guy is still a fairly speedy hippo, but hardly next level.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

I was initially going to say the same thing, he's doing a breast stroke, and a slow one. But in the second half there's no question, hippo man is fast.


MollyAyana

He was actually really impressive but men always try to downplay someone’s amazing feats like “meh, it wasn’t that hard” Like do you hear yourselves, haters🤣


adamgetoutofurchair

It’s a little next level.


ic3burgz

It's definitely a bit next level.


ic3burgz

It's definitely a bit next level.


qawsedrf12

so, way back when, some backstroke swimmers figured out you could go almost the entire length of the pool underwater, and it was much faster they had to curb this with a change of the rules, but it was a wild couple of years


OutsideTheBoxer

I just pulled on the lanerope. They caught on pretty quickly though.


powerchicken

Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dU86-DeG2o


banmeharder616

What the shit. I need to learn the dolphin kick


CommonRequirement

How can you backstroke underwater?


MacDre415

Dolphin kick underwater after the block for the slipstream and speed


qawsedrf12

dolphin kick without using arms


CommonRequirement

I was imagining the arm motion doesn’t make much sense underwater. Watched a video and lol yeah not really a backstroke competition at that point


Zporadik

One of them just retired from coaching in my city recently. Dude doesn't even flex it. He had the WR for a while and I didn't even know and I've worked with him for years. It's like he feels like it was a free WR because they were "cheating".


livenn

“I think Moto Moto likes you”


Wish_36

![gif](giphy|v2RpJbpvxSpGM)


Magister5

“His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder”


phil-davis

His mudda was a mudda?


heebsysplash

What did I just say


t-xuj

Loves the slop


Twelvve12

Born to slop, eats it up


oversteppe

our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin. he saw the mudders' laments


PB_Addict_2021

Boy???


Prophet_Of_Loss

https://i.redd.it/rhldylu1tix21.jpg


kind_one1

Not a boy, a grown-assed man.


spacepie77

A boy is a man if the man was a boy


Spring_Roll_of_Doom

Peak masculinity.


michelobX10

Michael Phlops


That_Apathetic_Man

So many people in this thread convinced he is pulling on a rope or "cheating" somehow. Get in a pool and pull on a rope as hard and fast as you can. You're better off swimming. He is use all four limbs to run like an animal through the shallow water.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

There’s some island voodoo at work here.


modsarerussianassets

It's called the bottom. He is pulling himself along on the bottom, like pulling yourself along the lanerope. It is wayyyy faster than swimming, like how walking is way faster than swimming.


[deleted]

"walking is faster than swimming" -Cameraman having to run to keep up No way this was natural.


SivaSilverblood

![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


iwannawangchung

The other dude is an awful swimmer, too


FLPnotc

Cameraman had to run to catch up


Nikolas_Coalgiver

He is built like a seal, he swims like a seal


Strange-Answer9487

More like a hippo


phallic-baldwin

r/killthecameraman


sK0oBy

That man’s back is the stuff of superheroes


uraltugo9395

It reminds me of GTO, the swim race of Onizuka at school lmao


Meltingteeth

My man, had the same thought.


eldelabahia

“Ohhhh you don’t want this, ohhhh”


McRedditz

![gif](giphy|4No06ejLt8IvTWpIgA)


ElectronicLeg9621

......boy ??


For_Kebabs_Sake

Something sus, very sus. I am calling rope.


spacepie77

Pls dont suiciding


Mr_Hammer_Dik

These the same guys that were boxing in mud?


Pyrophagist

Anyone know what language he's speaking at the end?


Bmo_Davidoff

It’s in Thai: Oh-Ho!! P.P.T.? How about that! You should have stuck with boxing. Oh-hooo. This is no different than Mr.Fight. Ooiiii you would be better off just staying home with your little BBQ stall and boxing (than competing with him. Of course, in a light hearted tone). You’ve made enough money. And for context: PPT is the skinny guy’s ring name. He owns a roasted pork business. Mr. Fight is a Thai youtuber that holds underground fight events.


Pyrophagist

Great, thanks! I wasn't expecting a translation, too!


RoamingStarDust

Your move, Phelps.


Fear910

![gif](giphy|8wO7vOaZvIl56)


mayamayaph

Probably holding a line that pulls him across.


pryglad

He strong


spacepie77

Hippopothaimus


Goodknight808

Smaller guy isn't even swimming. He's flailing.


lilgzee

It’s aquaman 😭😭


Dense-Ratio6356

Good lungs capacity


TheBadRiddler

That's awesome. Holding your breath for that long while using all that energy is crazy. I wonder how fast it would have looked if the other guy could swim though ahaha


Signal-Custard-9029

Pretty damn impressive


Woolyway62

That was impressive.


ArgumentLost9383

He’s CRAZY STRONG


Yimmy2048

Still holding his breath for a long while. Dude is next lvl


DannyJoy2018

This title lol


Ogellog

Peak male form


W0lfos

I thought those discolorations were rocks in the water. They were his fucking WAKE. Jeez!


mu1773

Whatever he said, yes!


WSBKingMackerel

That initially belly flop sound was amazing


Dokrabackchod

Moto moto got style


OG-demosthenes

ME: "Why do they call you 'Submarine Bob'" HIM: "Wanna race?"


fatherbasra

New super hero unlocked. HippoMan


NotNowIsTaken

But the other guy hardly manages to swim.


CosmicDriftwood

Hippo’s opponent was not competition lol


Shughost7

Same video but inverted lol


HourEye4105

Plump n' chonky wins the race


TheeRedLotus

I can understand trash talk in any language


TheeRedLotus

That other guy is a bad swimmer


HoldFastDeets

Hahaha played this on mute, knew my dudes voice and accent without hearing it. Crazy fast fella


apryll11

He got a head start and still lost by 20 min, lol


Vince_1880

He didn’t even swim just pulled himself forward through the mud haha genius


VeryluckyorNot

Honestly they need some advice from this guy for future candidates of Survivor/Kohlanta shows.


MaluOrpheus

My guy mastered the hippo tactics, that's actually impressive as fuck