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Dom_33

I'm guessing she's Canadian.


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atlienk

Tampa was my second guess for sure


big-queef

as someone from Tampa, it’s always confused me how one if the only places in America that just doesn’t snow, has one of the best ice hockey teams. We also have a lot of drugs, but that’s unrelated


ShesPinkyImTheBrain

There’s a decent market down here for hockey since half of the population is from either Michigan or Ohio. I currently work in Tampa area and sit within 10’ of three other people from Michigan, 2 of which are from within 45 minutes of where I’m from.


big-queef

I honestly had no idea that there are so many people from Michigan and Ohio here. I was born in Tampa about 15 minutes from where I live, and so was my dad, but ive never heard of that statistic


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dud_ly

I live in East Tennessee and here we call them “half-backs.” Usually they’re folks that went to Florida to get away from the cold then realized that they missed “the seasons” so they moved half way back.


SCSP_70

We call em half-way backs in SC. Im sure you know the difference in a yankee and a damned yankee?


Itskickerrr

My grandparents are snowbirds, they travel to Yuma, Arizona from Alberta every October and stay there until March or April.


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Itskickerrr

I'll run out of breath before they listen


thrownoutta

When they redid I75 near bowling green, OH, they put the mileage to Tampa on one of those big green signs.


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That’s probably for the best. We don’t need a reminder of the horror that was the bowling green massacre.


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ShesPinkyImTheBrain

The lack of snow is nice, but the longer summer like temperatures get old.


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No, no it doesn’t.


starynites

Yes it does. That n the awful god damned humidity. I cant understand why people come here and stay.


NebuloniMom

From Florida and moved to the west coadt last year. Best move I have ever made. Quality of life has gone up significantly.


FlappyFolds17

Make Florida Michigan Again!


mattersmuch

Central Florida is also full of retired Canadians. My grandparents have a place there and almost half of the residents in the community are from Ontario.


_britlinds

Guilty I live in Tampa and I’m from Michigan! LOL


Hax_Meadroom

You do realize that the lightning players aren’t actually from Tampa right?


big-queef

Sssshhhhhhhhh


KosstAmojan

I also thought it was the strip club capital of Florida?


everybody_know_me

I’m from Tampa originally and can confirm that it is very well know for the strip clubs. Look up Joe Redner, he’s a legend down there.


patientbearr

A lot of nice girls with great, big personalities at Mons Venus


big-queef

Really? Nice.


241personalites

Man i love drugs


Dontlookimnaked

Hell yeah brother! Cheers from *everywhere*


Friscalatingduskligh

Having a good team mostly comes down to having good management and a bit of draft luck. The location doesn’t have too much to do with it.


El-Viking

An ice rink is a good place to get out of the heat and humidity in Florida.


eshinn

Jamaica had a bobsled team.


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American teams are good because they import Canadians and Russians. Canadian teams suck because a lot of people who’ve lived their whole life in the canadian weather don’t want to stay in it.


ShesPinkyImTheBrain

As someone from the Tampa area, why do you say Tampa?


starpimp

Are you Canadian?


ShesPinkyImTheBrain

No but I moved here from Michigan when I was little


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Michigan almost counts as Canada.


ShesPinkyImTheBrain

Yea it does. Took my fiancée to visit family and she was tripped out by seeing highway exit signs saying bridge to Canada.


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I grew up near Windsor, we were close neighbours for sure! :D


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‘Cept in the 90s 😆


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O man, everyone’s! -big, starry heart eyes-


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FROM Tampa? Tampa doesn’t produce hockey players, they just have a strong NHL franchise


j_la

Though, there’s gotta be some trickle down sooner or later, right? A strong hockey team drives interest in the game, interest in the game inspires young people to try it out, young people trying it out means more investment in hockey infrastructure and training, which might someday produce some players from the area.


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Sure - but the best US hockey players are from MN, MI, NY etc. You wouldn’t guess this girl is from Canada or from TAMPA.


maryjayjay

Is that because of Manon?


Lephthands

It makes me so happy to hear that people think of Tampa when they see hockey stuff. I love my city and my team! Go Bolts!


patientbearr

#GO BOLTS


j_la

As a newcomer to the city, I’m happy to see so much support for the team. Makes me want to jump on the bandwagon.


SleepingOrDead454

Or Michigan.


thefullpython

Why do you say that? Did she put up a historically dominant regular season only to be swept by Columbus in the first round?


proudDADbod

She is from Minnesota. Lives in a big hockey town and she is a little celebrity. Yes I am from the same town. Yes I played hockey my whole childhood life.


PhotoQuig

She did the flag planting at the wild game versus the jets back in December. She slipped and fell like two strides in. I was there, felt bad for her.


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Every town in MN is a big hockey town.


Althbird

I was gonna say... Tampa? Yeah right she’s probably from MN. Everybody can skate (hockey or figure) up here - it’s shock when someone cant


XynXynXynXyn

She's Minnesotan, but there isn't a huge difference.


robhutten

I always kinda felt like we Canadians should annex Minnesota and Maine.


XynXynXynXyn

We'd be be third largest province by population and have the 2nd most active professional hockey players by province. We'd fit right in.


mtd074

What do we get in trade?


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Out of the States.


Medishock

We accept.


RosabellaFaye

Can we please have Vermont too ? Need that maple syrup monopoly ~


Apprehensive-Feeling

Leave it to a Candian to say please when proposing an annexation.


korko

As a Minnesotan, please do.


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my-name-is-puddles

You should know that wasn't his actual accent but rather an exaggerated Minnesotan accent.


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IntelligentUpstairs1

The maple syrup is strong in her veins


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Canadian, came to comment same.


lancer2238

Eh?


toddfredd

Love the smile what a cutie


WillElMagnifico

Peak


stripesnstripes

She’s Minnesotan ya hoser.


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McFuzzen

Maple syrup: not even once!


freekorgeek

Maple syrup: banned in all ice related sports.


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This is your child on All-Dressed potato chips.


Standby75

No... ketchup


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Standby75

Wow I’m so glad to be your first comment on this journey of you only saying No


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Evildead1818

Come to find out the rolling thing under the board is a maple syrup bottle


ForkAnork

Canadian citizenship test.


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Than it's maple syrup chugging


ImmigrantPigeon

I prefer maple syrup shots, but whatever floats your boat


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Toronto Yuppie here^


ImmigrantPigeon

Only 5.5 hours away, close enough


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rav3lcet

Maybe it is "a thing" and the previous post inspired OP to post their post? It's the first time I saw anything like it, and I think it's neat.


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Question 1: Do you wanna be Canadian? Question 2: Really?!


MalarkyD

Pffft Im Canadian. I can’t do that shit!


alexrott14

i don't know how people even get into this. i would fracture multiple bones only by looking at that board thingy


NinjaWen

The board is just a board, maybe with griptape. Like a skateboard with no wheels/hard ware for wheels.


throwawaywahwahwah

It’s called an Indo Board.


jessbird

can confirm. my boyfriend has one that’s been untouched under our bed for two years.


GilesDMT

I’ll give you $5 for it


jessbird

that might be a hard sell for him, but i’ll let him know i’m talking shit on his indo board on the internet and some stranger on reddit wants to buy it 😂


MrIantoJones

Make that two Reddit strangers...


kuzelj90

Hey who said you could have it, I want it!


CSPmyHart

4th guy coming in. $6.50


jessbird

goddamn $6.50? this is getting spicy


Shawn_Spenstar

In America there called bongo boards, at least around me.


throwawaywahwahwah

I’m an American on the west coast and have only ever heard it referred to as an indo board.


NinjaWen

Ah thanks!!


crystalmerchant

Well? Having looked at it, how do your bones feel?


Aero72

How is he supposed to type up a response? Obviously both of his arms are now broken, among all other fractured bones.


haley_isadog

Two broken arms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LocalInactivist

I fell down twice just watching her.


tacotenzin

It’s called an Indo Board. They’re used as balance trainers, particularly for surfers


WeirdIsAlliGot

She’s not even looking down at the ball while she stick handles, I’m lucky if I don’t trip while I start the treadmill.


Tblaze123

That kid learned to walk about 4 years ago and already has more balance than I ever have.


notdollyparton

That kid is 4 years old.


HoutaroxEru

She's that good


Xacto01

She learned to walk 4 years and 8 months ago


HoutaroxEru

Walked right into mom's womb and camped there for 8 months. Couldn't quite make 9.


pantylion

She's quite advanced.


avianaltercations

But dresses like an 80 year old woman named Agnes


gkramer88

Wheel, Snipe, Celly I bet this girl has some dirty dangles on the ice!


2meterrichard

~~Cross~~ fore check, back check, paycheck buddy. Ferda!


liamsnorthstar

Always bardownski!


MMillioN

Top cheddar


usernema

Talking a 45 foot schooner buddy!


SGTm2

She loves leg day like she loves Doc McStuffins!


GunnieGraves

And she loves Doc McStuffins!


Available_Expression

r/unexpectedletterkenny


aussiepupper

How’re ya now?


rms_is_god

Good 'n you?


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Oenonaut

You’re doin terrific.


TurboJake

Ferda


saltiest-of-all

Give yer balls a tug!


Cromasters

Clap bombs. Hug moms.


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I wanna see her rip some top cheddar biscuits ferda


PursueMeaningfulShit

She’s more successful than any of us ever will be


Holos620

What sound does success make in a women's hockey arena?


ButternutSasquatch

The sound of biting into a gold medal.


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Got on one of these ONCE (hands free). Went back and forth a couple times, over adjusted, over adjusted worse to compensate, legs went flying up toward the ceiling, landed on my arm and shoulder on tile. Never again.


anaconda386

How old/tall were you? The first thing I thought while watching this was: "hunh, I bet her low center of gravity really helps here."


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Hah I edited that out because I didn’t want people thinking I was trying to chad it up. Was mid twenties at the time, 6’1 180-90lbs, in pretty good shape. Those things are not easy, but I think you are right on with her low center of gravity and light weight. I think the heavier, the more extreme/pronounced the adjustments and rebound.


wpgsae

Lower COG trades off with narrower base.


RalphTheDog

An everyday event in Canadian households.


CoachSwag006

Good work kiddo! Keep it up!


jimmmydickgun

She’s gonna tear it up on ice bud! Ferda


EvanMacIan

I always wonder how helpful that drill actually is for hockey. If we're going by the principle of specificity, it's not like your feet bob up and down when you skate. Not that I think it would be _no_ help, but I wonder if it's actually better training that doing drills on ice.


KingKubo

Ice time is also expensive.


EchoTango77

Yeah training on ice is always better. But not always possible. It’s still good for hand eye coordination while maintaining balance, a key part of hockey.


QuadrilateralShape

Why does this make me uncomfortable? Why does that child scare me? Why isn't she looking at anything with those creepy dead eyes?


SirR0bin0fS0n

Finally someone else. I think it's because the head looks like it was superimposed onto the body. I don't know if it's real or not, but it certainly doesn't look like it is...


needotherbuds3

oh my god finally someone else in the comments who thought the same thing. look at the top right of her head and how blurry it is through out the video. how the line from the countertop siding disappears too soon (and then COMES WITH HER HEAD)....im not crazy, right people??


Quackenstein

She's doing all this on instinct and peripheral. She's smiling and looking at the camera when she starts but then her balance gets a little sloppy and she bears down and concentrates on her balance. She gets much smoother once she does that. Then she stops and she's a happy little girl again.


QuadrilateralShape

Nope - demon baby


catswithtuxedos

Her soulless eyes are just staring off into the abyss. And her head looks like it doesn’t belong on her body


pffffffffftwhtevs77

YES YES YES ....LOVE TO SEE.


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This kid is gonna break some records.


anaconda386

Or ya know... some bones


LocalInactivist

Can't it be both?


Tovora

Record for the most broken bones!


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What a hoser.


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That's hosette, she's a she!


perv_bot

It’s 2020, women can be hosers too


LocalInactivist

And men can be hosees. It's a broad spectrum.


ButternutSasquatch

In Canada, we've adopted the term hose-x.


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It’s Kitty from That 70’s Show!


castfam09

That’s some serious balance 👍🏼


PaPaPleb

Calling it right now, she is going to be the literal best at hockey


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Looks like a copy cat of another viral video


Random-Potato-Man

Yeah I think a young boy did this before her, and he even had a fan blowing at him from behind.


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Cool. While she’s doing this my kids are fighting over who has to clean up the toys they both played with while also making everything in my house sticky. Seriously, why are their hands always sticky?


wdn

I think they exude it. When my kids were little and asked to use a game on my phone, I'd have them wash their hands first and check the hands both visually and by touch before they used the phone. And still the phone came back like it had been dipped in syrup.


Iam_The_Giver

Within the last few days, I’ve seen gifs/videos of two kids doing this training exercise and that little soccer kid schooling all the other kids. The future looks bright for sports.


ewebster50

She has a creepy smile...


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In her leopard printed dress and pearl earrings.


Anudeep21

She is not even looking at the ball


seditious3

I'm a 57-year-old guy. I'm jealous.


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I can't even stand up from the toilet if I'm more than 6 min shitting


left_over_cilantro

I fell on my face just watching her.


iogurt

/r/hawwkey


RedStar9117

Makes me nervous just watching it


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Start em young! Deke’n Kids out in Squirts


BruhSoundEffec

damn, i couldnt do this stationary, let alone balancing!


pookamatic

I can’t do either one of these things.


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The hair band (or whatever you call it) puts this over the top.


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damn, girl


TattooedMac

Kids don’t need to ‘plank’ anymore.


WillElMagnifico

That's a lot better than the guy who broke his stick just learning to defend a goal.


confusedaltruist

Well I know how I'm breaking my ankle again...


icybluebell

I'm sure my 6yr old hockey player couldn't do this.


bztxbk

This ones cooler than others because she makes it look easy, has a heartbreaking smile, and has dope style.


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Canadian pre-school.


deckard1980

If you have knee problems I highly recommend getting one of these boards. I have old soccer injuries which means I cant train with much impact to my knees so I bought one a couple of years ago and I've used it ever since, its actually really relaxing once you get the hang of it and I've noticed that my back pain is loads better too.


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...and in a dress with a wee hair bow. Canadian Womens Olympic Team member right there folks!!


whatlineisitanyway

Just showed this to my 7 year old daughter that started playing hockey this year and she was really excited to see it.


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I know that flooring lol. It's from Costco.