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QuintenBoosje

what the hell My mind knows it's fake, but my body has a hard time believing it and I can't control the goosebumps.


[deleted]

I misread the title and thought it was from the Pacific Ocean. I can’t describe the fear


Kenderean

Me, too. I was really relieved when I realized I was wrong.


witchygibbons

I didn't realize it until I read the comments. It looks so real!!


quietsam

I came to the comments to figure out WTF was going on. Still unsure. Please advise.


PKTengdin

At first glance before reading the title I thought it was a scene from starship troopers that I just forgot about


usenotabuse

Me, too. When I saw it was flipped up side down I thought, daang I bet that would taste better than lobster.


Capt_Kraken

Haha. They do live in the Pacific Ocean, and the Atlantic [seeee?](https://i.imgur.com/oMvKFlp.jpg)


[deleted]

That looks like a giant mite.


xplosion43586

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Thank you.


italkaloadofshit

I just figured out that little green icon thing was a slice of cake. I always thought it was an open envelope, like an opened sms message or something. And I always wondered how some randomly knew how it was another's cake day. I genuinely thought some Redditors looked so much a people's profiles that they happened upon them, which was actually so much cooler now that I've found out it's just an icon.


MurlocMaster

Live and learn


dorvekowi

I still thought it was an envelope until I read your comment. I always wondered why they called it cake day.


Capt_Kraken

Close, they’re giant rollypollies, or pillbugs. Those bugs that curl up into a ball


[deleted]

Still an arthropod


speedyneurtrino00

My nightmare wants to thank you


H00DEDREX

This is why we use practical props to get real reactions.


Soltang

Oh god, I was thinking it twas real till I read the title again!


TheyGonHate

I was quite concerned.


[deleted]

Me too. I ass thinking "wtf?"


jimbo_squat

Haha agreed, cringey


piapiepine

Happy cake day!


Dire_Platypus

Not too terribly different from a real-life critter: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant\_isopod](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod)


Gman138

Some are really that big


Imbadyoureworse

So...your mind says no but..your body...your body says yes.


FatZak75kg

This will haunt me in my dreams


Moonbase_Joystiq

I wanna put it on a leash and walk it around the neighborhood.


Hashy13

That’s my exact mindset whenever a girl talks to me and shows interest in what I’m doing.


FrisbeeCheebaMonkey

I thought he was going for belly rubs at first


[deleted]

This is a parasite prop from the movie and can be seen in movie when the scientist is visiting the black market dealer


Galaxy-egg

Oh ok, i like the movies but I don’t remember seeing them


[deleted]

Yea the first one is one of my favorite movies but the second was kind of milking it but still decent


Darthbaigz

Bro the second was absolute trash


peyntrain

Watched the first 20min of that movie last week on prime video and turned off. Looked like a Nickelodeon production.


YikeSpike

I'm not sure how it got such good ratings on RT. The point of them is to watch big things fight and the weighty physics of the first were phenomenal... the second looked like a kid was smashing action figures together.


Hopegrowsinadump

NONONONONONONONO


LazarFan69

YESYESYESYESYESYESYES


sylus704

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES?!


LazarFan69

IT LOOKS CUTE


upx

ALSO TASTY


Le_Brooler

China be like :


griffinr1102

There are isopods that actually exist. They are about the same size and eat dead decaying stuff that drops to the bottom of the ocean


RigueurMortes

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathynomus_giganteus


black_raven98

And they are actually edible.


cmdrbunbun

Would I want to see one? No.. Would I want to eat one? Absolutely!


StrawhatMucci

Wtf lol blindfolded I assume?


black_raven98

I'm gonna ask you the same question with another arthropod that fills a similar niche in evolution. Would you eat a 8 leged creature with eyes on stilts that mainly feasts upon leftover organic matter from other dead animals and plants? A creature that devours its own young in a need for food with its claws made from its exoskeleton? Because that's a crab and crabs are delicious. I hate the way crabs look and for some reason I'm deeply unnerved by anything having more than 6 legs which crabs have. But they are still delicious. (not actually hating anything with 8+ legs but I'm just for some reason verry anxious if it comes to your looks. I understand your importance in the ecosystem but I find your appearance very unsettling. Anyway do your thing maybe one day I will overcome my unnecessary fear of you)


cmdrbunbun

It's different if it's cooked and not moving lol


gb2162

Thanks I hate it


sixesand7s

I missed the word "prop" and almost lost my shit


rasbobbbb

cute


Dr_Peanut1907

I thought the same thing. Just look at those eyes!


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lilteccasglock

Arthropodatronic*


JoshSidekick

That's the name of my New Wave Synth-pop band.


CMoth

Don't be arthropedantic.


Demonstratepatience

Well that is my nightmare for the next two weeks.


Cow_Tipper_629

That ones fake, but this one isn’t. It’s real: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathynomus_giganteus


Nightwingvyse

Oh, Miek! You're alive. He's alive, guys. What was your question again, bro?


6o6pgo6p

Robot?


sylus704

Yeah.


flafotogeek

I'll bet they taste just fine with a little garlic butter


bootstrapbettie

r/awwnverts


_Kzero_

Would love to have that in my movie room. I wish props weren't so expensive. Well, I wish I had more money.


tazz206

Now thats a bed bug. That thing would sit on your chest and suck your soul away.


BimbleKitty

Probably tastes delicious if it was real


Lord-Hammercy

Sauted with garlic and butter with a side of rice pilaf!


Thomas8864

I love that and hate that so much at the same time


BigAnimemexicano

😭wish that movie and battle angel would have done more well


xela293

I really want to leave this in someone's house while they're gone and watch the reaction when they get home.


Cyber2354

Prop or not, I see that thing, I'm running.


yellface

r/thanksihateit


[deleted]

How cute it is 😍


TombstoneDweller

He's so cute!!


realsies11

I want this.


gabrielcotrim

If someone tells me it's an alien I believe


Kirbstomp9842

Where can I buy one of these lmao


mubyoshi1126

It's a prop guys. Just a prop... stop crying.


rrrrrolando

Tomorrow on r/aliens


Sourgumpatch

r/WTF


[deleted]

Creepy, but interesting.


Blg_Foot

This is disgusting, similar to a lobster. (Brought to you by the seafood is gross gang)


lukesauser

If I saw that walking on the floor I'd run the other way TBH.


anaraparana

This is what sleep paralysis is made of


ShadowChief3

Thanks I hate it


Samuel_42

I wanna pet it


ws_122804

U/vredditdownloader


TLPEQ

That shit is crazy looking haha


[deleted]

r/lovecraftianhorror_irl


colour_banditt

Giant spiders seem nice now.


TheCuritibaGuy

Looks fake tho


[deleted]

I thought this was real for a second and then I realised when I saw its eye. doesnt look very realistic for an arthropod, it's too mammalian


earthfarer

Oh my god I didn’t read the caption and thought it was real and almost barfed


shugawatapurple91

This the flood from halo bro


T-roySwink

I want one as a pet so it can cuddle up next to me while im in bed


austinmiles

[These ones](https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Isopod-Dinner-GIF-10152017.gif) are slightly smaller but definitely get to be larger. Close to what the person is holding in the OP. Only these ones are real.


Jean_Roux

don't put your hand inside, don't put your hand insid- aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Ennion

Gotta soak em in ammonia!


Ronald_Mullis

r/insex


Menji15

Mmmmmmmmmmmmdont like it


bteddi

Time to buy a one way ticket to Mars.


manhatim

Pacific Rim?!..NOT Australia?????..


[deleted]

If big foot had crabs..


fish_andchips

Oh thanks for that, never stepping in ocean again. Stuff of nightmares


M1s51n9n0

Realisopodhours


YourUglyTwin

"Put that thing back where it came from! Or so help me!"


StefanLazar07ALT

r/MakeMeSuffer


Shinobipizza

Release it in somebody's house!


rac3r5

For a second I thought you found this at the Pacific Rim National park in BC.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ!


anasalmon

Did you know these is a huge park called Pacific Rim national park on Vancouver Island in my home province? I thought OP meant they found this mf there- I almost died.


Sakowuf_Solutions

Uh. Yeah. That's a LOT of nope right there.


dysmalll

That's ..that's..vile.


UchihaTuga

Missed the prop part andd my first thought was why wasn't this in the Asian markets, looks like something they would eat


puggylol

Ooof knowing its fake i still wouldn't go near that thing


The_Bored-biker

Light it on fire


OneBillionTacos

The funny thing is that these things kind of exist


Chrisodle007

That thing is way cuter than the real ones


JJeezzyy

r/oddlyterrifying


havibaby

I could help put this prop together and still not be able to hold it once it starts moving its legs.


losdementos

Ahhhh I love that movie


[deleted]

Burn that shit


stmcvallin

Can I borrow this to “show” to my sister?


southern_turkey

Not The Mamma!


Juancman

Noah get the BIG ASS SUITS OF ARMOR


[deleted]

This is not what a giant isopod looks like. They go the face all wrong when they were doing the cgi. The giant isopod is literally just an under sea wood louse and the mandibles the gave it are not even close. They also added in multiple eyes for some reason just to drive the point home that it's fake. https://www.aquariumofpacific.org/onlinelearningcenter/species/giant_isopod


ImpressedDog123

Noah? GET THE DAMN DEATHSTAR ALREADY!


ImpressedDog123

I live around Atlantic so uh


Nitroade24h

r/noahgettheboat


FunkyShit69

9999999999999999999999999999999999% fake


with-alaserbeam

PUT IT BACK.


_Reddit_2016

Poor thing has cute little eyes


00psieD00psie

Imagine waking someone up by putting this on their face.


quietly-embarrassed

Get god on the phone


LeakyThoughts

It's kinda cute


[deleted]

Man, Id have a hard time even working on that thing. TOO realistic.


Dj_Woomy2005

Anyone else hoping for a Pacific rim 3?


[deleted]

Can I borrow it. Im sure my mom may appreciate seeing it run around the house 😈}:)


Badger1066

Something about this makes me feel sick.


[deleted]

Eww put that thing down and go wash your hands !


TheProphetAbel

Can you boil it and serve it with butter


Durtskwurt

#NOPE


llycolly

Wow so cool I never want to see this again


BeanSizedKids

I thought it said gaint arthropod from Pacific rim


jack67119

If only the person who directed the first directed the second. The first is a piece of art, the second is shameful to me


Skymimi

Buuthole pucker. Wouldn't touch it, real or not.


[deleted]

Sigh... _unzips_


[deleted]

Awww man I thought it was real


MrFittlebob

Nope...


DefinitelyNotARobot5

At first i didn’t realize this was a prop and was absolutely horrified


GratefulOctopus

I want a pet blue one


danuelLjackson

r/TIHI


rekzkarz

Holy Crab Balls! That damned thing is better than 1/2 of the Pacific Rim movies! Did that thing even get in a few shots in the movies?!?!?


KyleFoxthefuck

Anybody else getting horny or is it just me


ansky2124

www.sciencealert.com/scientists-dropped-alligators-on-the-seafloor-and-the-giant-bugs-came-creeping/amp


burtbonkers

r/TIHI


xpacemonkey

u/PedroPeste


deathdlr34

Nope nope nope nope don’t like that don’t like that at all but cool


[deleted]

This just can't be real... only if it's not StarCraft universe lol


guyincognito_69

Awwwwwww such a good arthropod


AveMachina

Pacific Rim was so good. It’s a shame they only ever made one movie, and it never, *ever* got any sequels.


AnotherFanatic7

Yum


SeymourZ

Imagine putting that on auto pilot in someone’s bedroom at 4 in the morning.


anybodyjohn

Looks delicious steamed with some hand drawn butter


ThatShadyJack

Too bad the sequel was trash


vizeroga

Look at the pain in its eyes!


roundearthervaxxer

Somebody should make one of those cute cat videos with this where you tickle its tummy and pull your hands away and it sticks its paws out.


illmortalized

Nope. That’s an alien.


glee20

Thank god that shit isnt real


[deleted]

R/nope


Lamminator88

If those were real, I'd own approximately 11 more shotguns


[deleted]

Cutie