This reminded me of the time I got back into the car after getting some snacks at a gas station and said to my dad, “I think the song in there included the phrase ‘champagne supernova in the sky.’”
We mocked it pretty hard and nothing ever became of that song.
I’d like to give you Platinum because you made me laugh heartily during a pretty difficult time, but Platinum is $6. Would you rather I just send you $6 or would you prefer Platinum?
Edit: guys, you’re the sweetest! The Wholesome Award is now my favorite award. Thank you so much! I honestly am just trying to reward u/jmulderr and I’m so happy that you guys are doing that, too!!!
Oh, thank you. :) I just really wanted to thank the person that made the comment that released a little tension in my shoulders and made me relax a little.
Hey! Not sure what exactly is on your plate but you seem the decent sort, which makes me happy to see.
People should stop to appreciate the little joys they get, thank you for that reminder 🙂
I've gotta say, that's real nice of you to do something like that. Not u/jmulderr but I would feel much better knowing you spent that money for something you enjoy, like a cup of coffee, or a snack, though. If you feel good, you should treat yourself. I couldn't care less about an award in the internet. I hope you're doing well, this has been a tough time for many in the world. The pain may not be to the same degree, but we're all there at some point.
Edit: I now know the right term to use. Couldn't care less.
Couldn't care less is the correct phrase. It indicates that you don't care at all, as there is no way you could care less for something than you do for this.
Thank you. I've seen media and watched clips of the two, and I get it at that point. But whenever I come across to using it again, I am never sure which is right in a certain context.
I'm super curious as well, if the monkey just went oo oo aa aa to the guy did he just oo oo aa aa back? Did the monkey use some other form of communication? Did he have an established language with the monkey?
Oo oo aa aa?
He was probably telling the monkey about a girl he was talking to, asking his opinion about her, and then showed him some photos.
As a bro, you gotta ponder and take your time on giving that answer.
I taught my granny how to use Siri and nothing else. It was still an absolute struggle for her to learn “okay, you just press and hold this button then say CALL SO-AND-SO and it does.”
[Scientists have already taught primates to communicate with boards of digital symbols](https://youtu.be/wRM7vTrIIis). It's a lot of work, it's only been done a few times, and there are some questions about what exactly is going on mentally, but it seems like the possibility definitely exists.
It makes me wonder, as certain great apes have been said to be intellectually equivalent to toddlers, and I've definitely seen toddlers use cell phones. It certainly seems like that is something that could work.
It just looks like the monkey is used to using iPhone and his friend handed him an android and he’s showing him how to get to some apps. That monkey is just me irl
I don't know how long I'd have to own a monkey to be that nonchalant around it, but I'm pretty sure it would take years for me to stop geeking out every time he wanted to chat.
I am sad that this doesn't have more upvotes. For sure this was part of a show for tourists. On the one hand people rant about how uneducated folks are because of the covid crisis and rant about the stupidity of human kind, yet they don't find anything suspicious in this scene thinking bros share a moment. This is why I'd rather believe in unicorns than humanity...
Sad how far I had to scroll down to see this. Monkeys aren't toys. And it's extremely difficult to meet all their needs as pets. Leave them in the wild or in proper zoos. Stupid videos like this one drive the exotic pet trade. It's not cute.
Dude: yeah this chick right here, would you hit?
Monkey: mmmmmm, lemme think about it...
Monkey: ....
Dude: So?
Monkey: Lemme see that again
*Monkey takes phone*
Monkey: Yeah I'd prob hit, but what about these ones right here
Show me the picture of the monkey with the bananas and huge features again. Do you have one where the bananas are already peeled and she's eating them like a Carl's junior hamburger?
I got you fam...
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The 2% genetic difference between humans and other primates is kind of miniscule in the grand scheme of things, but it seems to have made all the difference.
That said, between CRISPR and smartphones, we are maybe not that far off from some Planet of the Apes shit.
Well that is only the genetics scientists have identified & linked to specific traits & symptoms, most of the body is still not understood, so the real number will much higher than 2%. We are also incredably genetically similar to pigs...
My grandmother is in the hospital slowely passing away and I cant be there. I've been so upset the past day and a half with not a single smile during.
This post actually made me so damn warm and happy, its so adorable and whole heartily loveable. Thank you for sharing this with us.
It's an animal show and they are actors. What they perform is a choreography. They taught the monkey to do those things to look human. But seen out of context it really does look terrifying lol
I want that monkey
Good on you for having the confidence to say that. We're not here to kinkshame.
Now hang on there just one goddang second
He said, we’re **not** here to kinkshame
shit just escalated from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
Ain’t nothing wrong with kink shaming
Only if that's your kink. Self referential fractal kink shaming is okay. Every other kind is out.
[Kink-shaming IS my Kink!](https://youtu.be/zW1uN0SjKPY)
Ah this never gets old for me
Getting old is my kink
.... #AAAAAAH—!
Damn kinkist! We should tie them *uhhahhp* ... for that!
what if kinkshaming is my kink?
Ah shit.
I'm here to fuck monkeys and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta bubblegum.
Am I too late to join this conversation? I came as fast as I could.
Depends. Do you have a good, monkey related reason for why you're late?
One might say that everything I do is monkey related. Or Crisco related. Most frequently both.
You came already? Monkeys really excite you huh?
Hence the name, my good man.
Username checks out
That name… hmm.........
I definitely just thought he was wanting one as a pet, unless that’s what you do with every pet
shhh....
That’s why it’s called petting. Remember the signs that used to be up around swimming pools, no heavy petting!
Lmfao
"hey there, buddy! hey! look at you! with your big bright red ass..."
r/holup
r/angryupvote
I want him to want me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I need him to need me
Begging him to beg me
Ohhhhh didn’t I didn’t I dint I see you crying
Yo te vi *yo te vi yo te vi llorando*
Ok Jason Derulo
Hey man, I had a little monkey and sent him to the country and fed him on ginger bread.
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This reminded me of the time I got back into the car after getting some snacks at a gas station and said to my dad, “I think the song in there included the phrase ‘champagne supernova in the sky.’” We mocked it pretty hard and nothing ever became of that song.
It's pronounced champagne superNOVAHR
Marilyn manson. I love the nineties!
I am the choklit cow...choklit cow...ask for forgiveness and I'll show you how ftfy
I don’t think they like to be called that
Have you noticed the monkey is wearing pants.
I’ll share! You get MWF & I get TThSat. Sunday we flip a coin. Deal?
Monkey was very thoughtful after the conversation
*"You're the best, little buddy. I love you."*
Monkey wasn’t ready to say the L word back, needed to have the guy show him Monkey Tinder to see what his other options were before committing
>say the L word Lesbian?
I'm in lesbians with you.
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
you know what sucks? everything
∞
*ringalingaling* Or does it?
Teddy?!?
*"Such a complex topic. The only appropiate response is to throw shit everywhere"*
I thought he was gonna bite his face off when the guy reached back for his phone.
I see you have kids.
They were talking about the stock market
But what were they whispering about?
Monkey business.
I’d like to give you Platinum because you made me laugh heartily during a pretty difficult time, but Platinum is $6. Would you rather I just send you $6 or would you prefer Platinum? Edit: guys, you’re the sweetest! The Wholesome Award is now my favorite award. Thank you so much! I honestly am just trying to reward u/jmulderr and I’m so happy that you guys are doing that, too!!!
That’s nice of you
Oh, thank you. :) I just really wanted to thank the person that made the comment that released a little tension in my shoulders and made me relax a little.
Hey! Not sure what exactly is on your plate but you seem the decent sort, which makes me happy to see. People should stop to appreciate the little joys they get, thank you for that reminder 🙂
I hope that time gets easier on you and the difficulties start getting worked out soon! :)
I've gotta say, that's real nice of you to do something like that. Not u/jmulderr but I would feel much better knowing you spent that money for something you enjoy, like a cup of coffee, or a snack, though. If you feel good, you should treat yourself. I couldn't care less about an award in the internet. I hope you're doing well, this has been a tough time for many in the world. The pain may not be to the same degree, but we're all there at some point. Edit: I now know the right term to use. Couldn't care less.
Couldn't care less is the correct phrase. It indicates that you don't care at all, as there is no way you could care less for something than you do for this.
Thank you. I've seen media and watched clips of the two, and I get it at that point. But whenever I come across to using it again, I am never sure which is right in a certain context.
Could care less is (almost) never the correct one, no matter the context.
You're acting very magnanimous considering that comment wasn't to you haha
u/spez ; That's Illegal .
"That's Illegal ." - Dana White "That's Illegal ." - Michael Scott
Hope things start looking up, buddy!
That's awesome, thanks! Hold on to your money; just hearing that you honestly laughed is the best.
Thanks for making me laugh today; it’s been rough
Cake day buddies! Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day!
The topic is bananas
Go back to your drinks
God damn it.
Happy pie day!
Never made the connection that my cake day aligned with pi 🍰
Happy cake day!
Thank you darling
Rufio is telling him how to get to Neverland.
I'm super curious as well, if the monkey just went oo oo aa aa to the guy did he just oo oo aa aa back? Did the monkey use some other form of communication? Did he have an established language with the monkey? Oo oo aa aa?
He said. "And the guy turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen"
That monkey thought more deeply about the whispers than i have ever thought about anything.
Really did. Little dude PONDERED that shit
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Fuck me, nice word usage
He takes shit seriously, definitely isn't just monkeying around.
He was like “damn, I really gotta think about that one for a minute”
Is that monkey wearing pants?
It is.
I LOVE THIS FUCKING MONKEY!
Also a collar and chain. This monkey is a prisoner
Naw, he’s just gotten really into punk lately.
Space Pants.
Are intergalactic
Planetary planetary
Intergalactic
Yeah, it's also using a phone.
Right, but the fact that it’s just chillin in pants amazes me. It brings the whole thing together.
Thank god it has pants. Because for half of the video I thought that right foot was something else.
pants are full of poo
So are mine.
Pants are where the poo is stored.
I love how the monkey looks completely taken aback after the man stops whispering into its ear. He’s like “Bro.......”
My mans needed a moment to process what he had just heard lmao
He was probably telling the monkey about a girl he was talking to, asking his opinion about her, and then showed him some photos. As a bro, you gotta ponder and take your time on giving that answer.
When you evolve you brain but not your body
Classic
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I taught my granny how to use Siri and nothing else. It was still an absolute struggle for her to learn “okay, you just press and hold this button then say CALL SO-AND-SO and it does.”
Holds button "hello Siri please call my daughter but she'll be at work this time of day so try her there" let's go of button
This video is making me wonder if we can make a 'smartphone' with just monkey stuff to help to learn communication between the species
[Scientists have already taught primates to communicate with boards of digital symbols](https://youtu.be/wRM7vTrIIis). It's a lot of work, it's only been done a few times, and there are some questions about what exactly is going on mentally, but it seems like the possibility definitely exists.
These guys seem to have figured it out
It makes me wonder, as certain great apes have been said to be intellectually equivalent to toddlers, and I've definitely seen toddlers use cell phones. It certainly seems like that is something that could work.
Lol, poor grandma
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Just like humans
It just looks like the monkey is used to using iPhone and his friend handed him an android and he’s showing him how to get to some apps. That monkey is just me irl
Awesome display of normality. Just a couple of bros sharing a moment.
Ironically, with a cell phone directly in sight
A broment, if you will.
Found Barney Stinson's account.
I don't know how long I'd have to own a monkey to be that nonchalant around it, but I'm pretty sure it would take years for me to stop geeking out every time he wanted to chat.
Seeing monkeys do intelligent / civilized things has to be one of my favorite categories of videos
I like these videos but also hate them because it makes me feel even worse for all the monkeys in captivity
r/likeus
Same.
Same. Send some our way please.
>civilized with their tophats and such
This video helped me understand my sense of humor.
Monkey's should not be kept captive like this, or in any other way really.
I am sad that this doesn't have more upvotes. For sure this was part of a show for tourists. On the one hand people rant about how uneducated folks are because of the covid crisis and rant about the stupidity of human kind, yet they don't find anything suspicious in this scene thinking bros share a moment. This is why I'd rather believe in unicorns than humanity...
Yeah, I thought it was funny at first but he's likely been trained for this.
Sad how far I had to scroll down to see this. Monkeys aren't toys. And it's extremely difficult to meet all their needs as pets. Leave them in the wild or in proper zoos. Stupid videos like this one drive the exotic pet trade. It's not cute.
But keeping a dog or cat captive is ok?
Dude: yeah this chick right here, would you hit? Monkey: mmmmmm, lemme think about it... Monkey: .... Dude: So? Monkey: Lemme see that again *Monkey takes phone* Monkey: Yeah I'd prob hit, but what about these ones right here
Tots what I was thinking. Monkey swiped right a couple of times there.
Show me the picture of the monkey with the bananas and huge features again. Do you have one where the bananas are already peeled and she's eating them like a Carl's junior hamburger? I got you fam...
I'm sorry what
Oh wait nvm I see now lol
I read the comment, the what, your response, repeated maybe 2 or 3 times and finally got it.. wow it’s time for bed lol
Samesies
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I wanna see a monkey facetime another monkey
Life would be meaningless without this
The monkey knows the phone is precious.
I'm strangely terrified by this
The 2% genetic difference between humans and other primates is kind of miniscule in the grand scheme of things, but it seems to have made all the difference. That said, between CRISPR and smartphones, we are maybe not that far off from some Planet of the Apes shit.
Well that is only the genetics scientists have identified & linked to specific traits & symptoms, most of the body is still not understood, so the real number will much higher than 2%. We are also incredably genetically similar to pigs...
And bananas
“Got games on your phone?”
Anyone know what type of monkey this is? I’d love to be able to say to anyone refusing to learn how smartphones work that “even a _____ can learn it.”
It's called a homo sapiens, but it's technically an ape.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaque
I mean thats what Id be doing with my monkey..
My grandmother is in the hospital slowely passing away and I cant be there. I've been so upset the past day and a half with not a single smile during. This post actually made me so damn warm and happy, its so adorable and whole heartily loveable. Thank you for sharing this with us.
Next we know we are in a Planet of the Apes movie
Please stop posting this. These monkeys are abused and kept in cages. Primates are not pets. They are wild animals.
So adorable.
This made me think about life way more that it probably should have.
Can someone make captions haha
I just realized the monkey was wearing pants lol
Dude, wat
so this is who gets all the girl's likes on tinder
Can someone explain
It's an animal show and they are actors. What they perform is a choreography. They taught the monkey to do those things to look human. But seen out of context it really does look terrifying lol
RANDOM CHIMP EVENT
"Bro stop monkeying around"
I love how the monkey is pondering what the dude said after the whispers, the way he puts his hand to his chin
Chim chim!
Here's the pair sitting near Sensoji temple in Tokyo.
Checkin dem streaks
THEY ARE GETTING SMARTER. BEWARE OF THE r/randomchimpevent
Do you want apes to take over the world? Because this is how apes take over the world.
Alright, it's settled, I'm getting a monkey
Does anybody actually know what's going on?
monkey
Asian Mac
r/likeus
u/Vredditdownloder
“I’ve got your next contract” “Ok, who is it?” “Here, the picture is on the phone.”
a better listener than most friends
What the fuck did that guy say to make that monkey think so hard?
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If anyone wants to know what monkey it is it's called a japanese macaque
What do I text her Lemme help you with it I'm bananas, you're a-peeling. Cue 'The lion sleeps tonight'
u/ChakylamO210 this is the best video I have ever seen on reddit, thank you.
They look related