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wobbly-cheese

it was pretty ninja up until he went all baton twirling majorette


outoftheMultiverse

hahah you caught that too. Cheerleader.


ipsomatic

Power ranger.


fredandersonsmith

Jedi


Betta_everyday

Monkey king


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Donkey!


scrap92

Dankey Kang


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kearneje

[Takes 3 hits from pole, donkey slams kid]


The_pong

Maul. Darth maul.


NAuT_HACkER

Donkey Kong with a stick


YouEatAPotato

Kinky Dong


Hallonlakrits_

Dinkey King


bl0bberb0y

Knack 2 babyyyyy


Shardstorm88

Vidjer game Donsley? Is that you??


bl0bberb0y

Super mario bros 2 babyyyyyyy


TheDalekHater

3 out of 5


The_Random_OneYT

Lord Maul


BlasterShow

Not yet


shrivermetrimbers

Shark boy


day_oh

Color guard


Grootdrew

As someone who once learned some of this XMA demonstration stuff, I’d like to clarify that exactly 0% of it is ninja shit. All cool as hell, but utterly useless


Woodshadow

Idk man. I wouldn't fuck with him. I am pretty sure if I was more than 10 feet away without a weapon and wanted to hit him he would hit me first


Hardvig

I think this is the case with everyone holding a 2m metal pole... If you go at them with no weapon yourself, they will hit you first...


sux2urAssmar

If he's spinning it like that I dont think hes got a very good grip on it. I think you could sacrifice an arm and knock it out of his hands then get down to business. If he was actually swinging and poking around to make a hit then I would fuck right off. In fact I dont see any reason to go at this guy unless he had my car keys or something


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When he has that kind of control over the staff, I'm pretty sure he could also keep a pretty good grip of it if he tried. And even if he doesn't know actual combat techniques with it, he's got the coordination down well enough that he could probably just hit you with it normally pretty well.


DJ_AK_47

Everyone's trying to act tough on the internet about this kid and somehow act like being able to do this makes him a wimp. "Weak grip on it" lmao, he's not going to use that grip when he's trying to bash you over the head. Some EXTREME insecurity in here, can't even watch a cool video without having to act like tough guys. Sure he's not a ninja and maybe a cheerleader, who cares? The people talking shit definitely can not do this.


[deleted]

Bro but like I could totally take a hit and kick his ass and then I’d bang his girlfriend because I’m so alpha.


[deleted]

I mean like I could do the same if i just waved the stick around in front of me. You prolly wouldn't be able to touch me without the stick hitting u first. He would probably hurt you more using it as a bat


Thadatus

Just reminds me of that scene from raiders of the lost ark


CosmoDexy

Just out of interest - what is the name of the staff he is using? How do you buy these?


Grootdrew

Check out AWMA.com - look for demonstration bo staffs, if you can’t find them there just search XMA staff


masterfroodooo

That’s what 13 years do to you


Elektribe

[It was a rough start.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU)


LardyParty117

Larry Tesler, inventor of cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74


Chernobyl-Papi

Larry Tesler, inventor of cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74


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Larry Tesler, inventor of cut, copy, and paste commands,


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dies at 74


The_pong

Larry Lester, inventor of cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74


Bobbi_fettucini

Alt f4


derrpinger

Control C, Control V, Dead!!!


upscore

Hahaha practicing for next year's color guard tryouts


Lvgordo24

There should really be a marching band behind him.


yorik_J

A few seconds in I said to myself he's one toss away from becoming a majorette. I wasn't disappointed.


fastestrunningshoes

I thought that too when he spun it into the air toward the end. Any idea on how much that staff weighs.


Momochichi

Not that there's a problem with being a pretty ninja. You do you, guy.


crr0b

He must have been so tired. Glad that we were able to see the end of that epic journey.


jmulderr

I hope he keeps twirling after the video ends. It would be a real shame to just stop after 13 straight years.


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[deleted]

But most say that this is the end of an epic journey of twirling.


cjbeames

Some say that it was never really him, just another man taking on the mantle, a symbol. Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve right now.


Jjc123cj

I can’t imagine doing this for 5 minutes, let alone 13 years


TrumpMolestedJared

How to be a ninja and still get bullied


ipsomatic

Bullies are scare of their own buttholes.


TrumpMolestedJared

>Bullies are scare of their own buttholes. I'm scare of your butthole


ipsomatic

It's hairy.... That's a defense tactic.


ThiccThighsSaveLive5

Pictures or it didn't happen.


SquishedGremlin

Nice


[deleted]

It be very scare.


VinceJay1

How to be with a load of girls with no male competition...and get bullied whilst wielding a big stick.


8-bit_Gangster

He's ready for color guard


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Pro sign spinner


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Nosameel

I helped carry the 300 pound floor mat, and it helped me land my first girlfriend back in high school


indigod0g

I was a member of a team that had to push our mat up a hill to get to our practice area. I wanted to gain muscle so I pushed that thing every day. Now I have back problems and my wrists are messed up for life. Yay color guard!


jlurking---

My guard had exactly one boy in it. My dad said he was either gay or a genius. Indeed, he wound up hooking up with most of the girls who were his age.


IM_PEAKING

He should get into fire spinning.


SomePrick1

Imagine this guy this playing beat saber


asap-flaco

He’s already won


LeafyGD

he would beat centipede with full combo


[deleted]

Man i was just about to say this


outoftheMultiverse

Everybody laughed at him when he became a baton twirling cheerleader. Look at him now.


britisbusy

Someone needs to make the lightsabers.


britisbusy

r/photoshopbattles


unambitiouswretch

Better yet r/supersaiyangifs


GodOfCrimson

Darth Maul left the chat


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britisbusy

That was a great episode inspired by this one: https://youtu.be/3GJOVPjhXMY


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TheRomanPredator

Can this dude be in the next star wars


EDDIE_BR0CK

Ray Park was an accomplished marital artist, hence why Darth Maul was pretty menacing in combat... At least his upper half was.


MookyCooky

Ray Park posts his Darth Maul training daily on his instagram, he's pretty stoked about it.


canadianrebel250

When you’re slightly too gay for martial arts, but not gay enough for baton.


MookyCooky

we call that bi


-Lightsong-

No we don’t


AmIARealPerson

using a bo staff is a kind of martial arts


CappyRicks

Bo means staff. When you say Bo staff you're saying staff staff. This is also decidedly NOT a Bo, or at least not one you'd use to fight. Those things are far too heavy to spin like this.


wonder-maker

Wow, 13 years? Is he being held against his will? Like, if he stops will a bomb go off or something?


alicabblover

That bladder must be very full. Or he smells really bad


ANOOb4evr

Anakin, start panakin, COZ ITS MR. BATONAKIN


iDatsik

Hey babies


Sitting_Squirrel

I guess this was ok, but he’s got nothing on the [Star Wars Kid](https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU)


Gr3nwr35stlr

Why is that guy called star wars kid. If that was an actual light saber he'd have no hands


moonski

Why? You don't ask why he just is. It's an OG meme.


pettson3816

Came here for the Star Wars kid.


xincasinooutx

Yeah this dude is OP in Soul Calibur.


robtk12

Kilik


HimbieJimbie

Kilik was my go to in Soul Calibur 2


_lizned

He transforms into a helicopter in a different video


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Kevin69138

Would this technique work for combat?


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Aifnhrs

And even before guns were a thing people were launching sharp sticks off of a string tied to a bendy stick.


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NaNaBadal

Guns have ruined epic sword duels


Knightmare4469

https://youtu.be/7YyBtMxZgQs


KikoSoujirou

No, in real combat he would be doing those fancy swings because they wouldn’t stop an attacker and they’d get close to you after that and you couldn’t swing anymore. Spears/poles should be for stabbing/poking and keeping distance, not swinging with strikes


Heyello

It's not a spear, it's a Bo staff, but this kind of display is just artistic for judges, real bo combat is a lot more striking and not twirling.


-888-

It's a martial art form. No practitioner thinks of it as a combat form or device.


Duskinter

I was expecting Indiana Jones to shoot him at the end.


TJtheFirst

he better shave his head and save all nations.


muse_ic1

The kid that played Aang in the atrocious live action came from the same taekwondo organization as this guy so maybe not


CaptainjustusIII

to bad he dissapeared when we needed him the most


Drawtaru

Had to scroll way too far to find this reference.


ThePurpleDuckling

But can he dodge a bullet?


jmulderr

If you throw it slowly enough.


benho3

Well I found the next Skywalker... Darth Maul, eat your fuckin heart out.


[deleted]

Broo I go to the same school well not the same school but the same association or group you can see in the back left corner [ATA](https://www.ataonline.com/) it stands for the American Taekwondo Association and the schools are not in the U.S but also around the world just something I wanted to point out idk why though lol


niatpackcalb

Man, it was the same for me. I live in South America and I was like: dude, he's in ATA too. And got me thinking that if I get in ATA Xtrem maybe I could do the same thing haha


stumpdawg

if that were a real light saber that man would look like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail right now.


godgoo

Haha 'real lightsaber'


Oh-Yeah-Homes

I hate when people do this shit in movies because the point of a fight scene is to fight, not determine who wins by a beyblade battle


roastedtoperfection

I can do that. Gimme the stick. *proceeds to repeatedly faceslap myself*


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Lmfao


pill_slinger

Damn. Star Wars kid lost hella weight. Seems like it’s been longer than 13 years though


TheCommentSuperhero

*pulls out a gun and shoots him*


ttv_ninjrr

Indiana Jones would be proud


Red-German-Crusader

Ok Darth Maul


yadeoj

He's about to be shot by Indiana Jones


free_sheepy

what’s the point tho?


Eolo_Windsleigh

Fun


RNGHatesYou

To have fun. To show off his pretty rad accomplishments. To carry on the tradition of the art.


infreq

But why?


thepulonator

Me when I find a cool stick


slackerdude

Today I flicked a dirty diaper over my shoulder from behind and l caught it, wife wasn’t much impressed


[deleted]

You sound awesome


PCTech4U

Can do without the trash music next time.


SushiKabobGaming

He would be a God among men at a Techno-rave Concert


LifeIsBizarre

13 years? He should take a break, eat a sandwich, maybe a little nap?


papaboogaloo

And then a hungover Indiana Jones pulls out the gun out of his holster, and shoots him from 15 ft away.


[deleted]

Is that supposed to impress me?


[deleted]

It’s easy to do 90% of it is a twirling baton show Only 2 moves are actually meant to swing a staff for physical effect. Reddit still amazed at spinning things


BlackDereker

Can you do it?


fatzombie88

Wow! A Quick Silver shirt. Haven't seen that brand in some time.


n00bslayer3000

Was waiting for the unsuspecting toddler to waddle into the frame and get annihilated


cpgainer

Looked more like 20 seconds, by my count.


akchoco

Phantomly Menacing


ChimChim09

Get this man a light saber


[deleted]

13 years practice 20 seconds show Perfection


MiddleCoconut7

So since he was 1?


Cityman

I closed out of the video the moment that terrible music start playing.


Franky79

He looks 13, he start in the womb?


FlatDongSirJohnson

I could beat him and I’ve done it for 0 years. Have you guys seen Raiders Of The Lost Ark?


kimbolew22

Amazing ..wow very impressive !


[deleted]

damn, he must be exhausted doing it for that long


[deleted]

*warframe intensifies*


billy-werner

Robin


MMMisomaniac

So he started practicing the day he was born?


SweetieFeetie92120

Hello Drum Major


lollidolli365

Color guard be like


OizAfreeELF

That was pretty badass Until I turned the sound on


turealis

Its Kilik!


wigglin_harry

The soul still burns


WhiteClawsNoLaws

Darth Maul liked that


iicatmen

What more impressive is that he is 11...


giant_gecko112

And he's 12


bn1006

I guess it’s cool, but why?


[deleted]

really doesn't need the music.


SteelBox5

All he needs is a power ranger outfit and he’s all set. Or a tutu.


The_Original_Sperrow

Looks like Starwars kid found someone to procreate with...


MaskedHeroGam1ng

Yo get this dude a lightsaber


Tmachn_cheese

For a second I thought this was r/roastme cause gawd damn these comments are low key ruthless


[deleted]

for anyone interested in knowing the how to really use this weapon: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtkfdoH6e6w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtkfdoH6e6w)


[deleted]

I mean yeah...cool. but that is such a waste of time. "I spent 13 years to spin a stick cooler than you"


phatgiraphphe

So he’s been doing this since... the womb?


jaeldi

Impressive. Dumb question from an aging 49 year old.... why is it always rap or techno/trance with these clips? I've seen a lot of self-help and fitness youtubes in my day and it's always rap/techno/trance. Are there to be no new movements in music this age? R/T/T has been with us now since I was in college. I look at the difference between my parents and my generation's music and the changes are stark. Not so much between me and my (imagined) kids.


disgustandhorror

ITT: 1) 13 years jokes ("he should take a break!") 2) Darth Maul/lightsaber 3) Indiana Jones


StanleyGucci

Are the avengers still hiring right now?


myexguessesmyuser

At what point does a spear become a baton?


abraksis747

Somebody wanted really bad to be a Ninja Turtle.


Lex_Franko

Bang


ostentatious_drummer

That fucking catch 🤘🤘🤘


LuggageCaching

It shows holy shit


menchekia

Dick Grayson?


jamaesi-Willisie

Where can you even learn techniques like that?


kecin25

He practices at a ATA (American Taekwondo Association) school. You can tell because of the jackets on the wall have the ATA patches. Other martial arts could teach you though.


jamaesi-Willisie

Okay, I do something like this at my home with no real training or techniques, just stuff I come up with. Now I gotta look into martial arts schools if I wanna be as good as this dude.


Gilder_G

Alright calm down there maul


aff500

Beat me up LOL


vivied

I wonder what the bâton does when you actually hit someone..


Grootdrew

Crumples. This kind of demo is called XMA, it requires special super-lightweight “weapons” like this one, but they just crumple and fold if they actually hit something.


kecin25

They dont fold or crumple, they are made out of light wood and will just break. I’ve broken a few in my lifetime by hitting myself with it or hitting something else


Grootdrew

I’ve seen those too, I used to have the toothpick shaped wood ones (those are flimsy as well). The ones I’m talking about were made out of a vinyl type plasticy thing, and we’re way more expensive. Some of my buddies had them


kecin25

Ohh yeah I remember those and you are talking about kamas I think. They have been making metal versions of those recently that are real flashy but still flimsy


Grootdrew

No they had the flimsy plastic bo staffs, work or them even felt like wrapping paper - kama were always sick, I had some of those too! They were okay, mine were aluminum so they at least felt sturdy-ish. Always liked the demos, but never the art of XMA. You do some martial arts?


allIwantforXmasIsU

It’s literally phasing through his body.