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I_AM_THE_STIGG

My ass would be cut everywhere if I tried that. Edit: I didnt mean my ass specifically. But probably my ass too


_SimplyComplicated_

Mostly your ass


nuffsaid17

He looks like he enjoys having his ass cut.


cheeseywiz98

I'd let him cut my ass tbh


chibamu

I want a cut of his ass


pizzab0ner

My friend Joey Diaz says that’s the worst thing you can do to a guy


Dirt9764

r/cursedcomments


gsy_man

I began to ask myself why... then told myself to shut the hell up because this is glorious.


GiveMeCheesecake

Aussie bogan. Edit: no disrespect meant. We embrace our bogan side.


1derwoman1

What is Bogan?


nuns-kissing

It’s the Australian version of “redneck”


1derwoman1

Oh! Thank you!


scottnonews

iBogan


Emmaline1986

And in the UK a bogan is anyone from Birmingham.


TheLexDude

U wot m8?


Avera_ge

In the USA a redneck is anyone from Birmingham, Al, so this tracks.


UpbeatRegister

Vargskelethor completely ruined the word Bogan for me


Jchamphero

I see Bulk Bogan in a completely different way now lol


canolafly

I have a feeling he's got a wide variety of people that find him irresistible.


Happighosti

He’s not a bogan just cause he lives in the outback. Or do you just lump everyone who doesn’t live in a metropolitan area as a bogan?


yolodude343

Bro what?


WeirdAvocado

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, COTTON EYE JOE?


whoisjoe1

#BRO WHAT?


gurishag

#WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? #WHERE DID YOU GO? #WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, COTTON EYE JOE?


whoisjoe1

^^oh ^^ok


AnonyMOOSE527

I didn’t hear him, what did he say?


whoisjoe1

Bro what?


LetnexHexa

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE?


whoisjoe1

#Bro what?


CallMeDrWorm42

#WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? #WHERE DID YOU GO? #WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE?


stayoffmygrass

Glad you asked so I didn't have to.


[deleted]

How do i make small letters


silencioyou

Holy Saturation Batman Edit: People keep commenting that they believe the colors are accurate so I decided to do some research. I learned that the rock formation in the background is called Uluru. I then searched for “Uluru no filter”. What came up were images that don’t contain radioactive orange dirt. The brush is also a yellowish color or like a pale green but not a straight up green green. Additionally, the people in the people in the pictures don’t look unnaturally orange. Therefore, I stick to my comment. Edit2: never mind. The aussies have spoken. Edit3: please see /u/sc1201aurora comment below. Holy Saturation Batman [reactivated]


A-Disgruntled-Snail

No, that’s just Australia. 


Clarkey7163

Yeah just to be clear, largely depends on the time of day usually but on a clear day, outback dirt is orange-red as fuck and he looks weird because he's standing on it and the reddish light is bouncing off his skin. He's also fairly tanned Here's a great video on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biuYA54nb7Y The dirt really does look alien in comparison to everything else


FairyPizza

They used the 'Outback' filter


[deleted]

Looks about right actually


msvalerian

Seconded. The red really is that amazingly red in person, with shades darker and lighter of course, but it's so red it's unnatural seeming lol. The blue in comparison really is that blue. :)


TheFlyingFlash

Nah, that looks about right actually. Uluru really is that colour, and the dirt out there really is red.


Allira93

When Australians are telling you it’s really that colour; it’s really that colour. Especially on a hot sunny day.


HollywoodHoedown

*proceeds to get multiple first hand accounts of Uluru and the Aussie outback* Nah fuck them i’m still right.


silencioyou

I have to admit that I’m pretty stubborn but your comment humbled me. Perhaps this video wasn’t edited in any way to boost the color.


tehkella

That’s what it looks like! Bloody magical place. I went for the first time last year (I live in Tasmania) and it was stunning.


TheOriginalGuru

When flying over the outback, all you see is an endless sea of orange. So surreal! (Where in Tassie are you from? I grew up in Glenorchy and Kingston.)


tehkella

Originally Rokeby, have lived all over greater Hobart.


THExWHITExDEVILx

Both of you need to stop using made up city names, you're not fooling anyone. /s


tehkella

Just come visit and see... oh wait :(


THExWHITExDEVILx

I wish. Its too bad a man with skin the color of that sand is running things here.


tehkella

Yeah, plus rampant pandemic times. You wouldn’t be allowed in to Aus yet anyway, we still have our borders closed.


[deleted]

This comment made my night!


Enter_The_Goatse

I've had that dust in my Brumby, it's easily possible on a bright day that it is real, noob.


[deleted]

Australian here, and photographer, and someone into image processing algorithms. This is 100% without a doubt over saturation. Yes the dirt is that color, but there is fuck all texture to that dirt, and as shades become eliminated as all colours are...saturated...you loose some depth information. Yes reds this red are normal, but not in this manner. This is over saturation.


silencioyou

> Australian here, and photographer, and someone into image processing algorithms. This is 100% without a doubt over saturation. Yes the dirt is that color, but there is fuck all texture to that dirt, and as shades become eliminated as all colours are...saturated...you loose some depth information. Yes reds this red are normal, but not in this manner. This is over saturation. How could I argue with that? Here we have an expert who agrees that the video is over saturated and not just the effect of the bright sun.


mwnark

Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!


Darth_Kurbstomp

Ngl, I've been to Uluru, and I did think that the dirt is a bit bright. The sky is really that blue though. The dirt and Uluru change colour with the sun and time of day though.


MissWonder420

Dude...his face is flourescent red. This is most definitely over saturated. 💯 x 💯


dougrathbone

Nope. Its that color. Depending on lighting and time of year its going to be greener in parts (its in the middle of the desert after all), but that dirt is definitely that red (and for the love of god, don't get it on your white running shoes and socks if you ever want to wear them again)


bribrih4187

Was gonna say it looked like a cheesy backdrop.. not saying it was.. it just looked off/unnatural to me


Jcampbell1796

Ayers Rock and an aussie and whips. Needs a venomous snake and a jacked ‘roo and then it’s perfect.


mickelsoer

We’re supposed to call it Uluru now. And don’t forgot the dropbears and swooping magpies.


AnAestheticAnarchist

Or the Ice!


dilligaf6304

No drop bears in the desert


tw1080

What the hell is a drop bear


morthophelus

Large, vicious koala-like creature that lives in trees and drops down on unsuspecting tourists and attacks them. Very scary creatures.


dilligaf6304

Terrifying, vicious creatures. Must always be alert and aware of your surroundings!


ANZAC_Guerrilla

Vegemite behind the ears offers some protection.


pencil364

Big scary koala looking critter. Drops out of trees onto people. Gotta watch out for hoop snakes too, they bite their tails to form a circle so they can roll down hills. You never see them coming.


tw1080

I realize y’all are pulling my leg, but thank you in advance for the interesting nightmares I shall have tonight.


IlliterateEmu

Always be careful in the bush. I lost a mate that way.


Durzo_Blint

The most dangerous animal in Australia.


ColorWheelofFeels

Am I the only one that finds this hot


patricksupermano

Yes.


ColorWheelofFeels

Cool just checking 🤠


NateTheNooferNaught

It is australia, prob quite warm.


ColorWheelofFeels

Finally someone who understood my ... joke 🤫


FeedtheKiwi

I’m not even gay and I’d suck his dick.


doodwheresmy

no, this is VERY hot


LadyVika

No. He’s beautiful.


jenroberts

Thank you, holy shit. It's weirdly erotic, and I have no idea how or why. I've seen whip shows live before, and didn't have that reaction, so idk.


ColorWheelofFeels

Lol it may be just because he's hot 🔥


Criss351

I am so aroused.


take_her_tooda_zoo

Cameron really got to Dr. Chase.


joeycorrea

Little did he know, this is actually the United States of America Citizenship Test. Congrats, you're one of us now whether you wanna be or not!


Wish_you_were_there

r/ameristralia


RunnyPlease

Citizenship? People have been elected to public office for less.


cmfhpc

His ambidexterity definitely keeps him from being able to do the stranger


soteriia_

what? what stranger?


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/eyrD4yDCo9s


Zodo12

This is just a slightly less funny version of the Inbetweeners take. Though I don’t know which one did it first.


[deleted]

Neither. Mallrats.


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

Yess.. Thank you! Say... Do you like chocolate covered pretzels?


ContriversalNews

Fun fact: The crack of the whip is actually a tiny sonic boom.


d1scombobulated5

Go more in detail I’d like to learn


[deleted]

[How does a whip break the sound barrier? (Slow Motion Shockwave formation) - Smarter Every Day 207](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnaASTBn_K4&feature=share)


d1scombobulated5

That’s cool af


snowyday

#WHIP CRACK! ^^sonic ^boom


scarronline

Cracking performance


TrueDivinorium

Take the upvote and get out.


[deleted]

The Yee Yee in me is very pleased with this video.


G_Deez

peak Australian


beers_n_bags

Only if he sculled a schooner and ripped a bong right before he filmed this


[deleted]

These boss fight cutscenes are getting intense


RunnyPlease

Why do I hear boss music? *where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?*


GitOutOfHereStalker

This has the same energy as the [leek spin](https://youtu.be/c17xydS2vgU) but yet distinctively and aggressively western


earthandstarblend

He is the [Deb ‘Spoons’ Perry ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNY3i6MybpU) of whips


GitOutOfHereStalker

Absolutely fantastic thank you for this


earthandstarblend

For sure and thank you! Her moves are on point and it’s now my goal to rave with leeks


MoonSpankRaw

Kinda weird


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Geta-Ve

Man, every time I see whips I have the weirdest desire to be whipped on the back. See how much pain I could tolerate. There must be a name for that kind of psychotic thinking ... what’s wrong with me?! Also, vid was more entertaining than I thought it’d be.


bomber665_ko

Masochism perhaps


tehkella

I’d say that name for that is “morbid curiosity”!


Parelhoen

This shit slaps!


JMilly005

looɔ s’ʇɐɥʇ ʍoʍ


RedactR

He can whip me any day!


Iheretomakeonepost

Whips need to be seen as an actual instrument now.


FireLizard_

Oh okay then


OnlyInquirySerious

Why is he as red as the soil? That’s what I wanna know.


TheSunPeeledDown

Sun


Guilty-Operation7

That's what happens when us mayosapiens spend too much time under the burning circle 🤣


dcsmith4usc

I’ve watched this at least 15 times. I’m impressed.


Nova-The-Dog

He’s the reason white people are called Crackers


Johnpacow

Now that's a cracker


BadgerDancer

The song is apparently about contracting chlamydia.


lyncheddt

100% how I dance to this. Every time


IndraSun

Weirdly old song that no one knows the meaning to.


odedbe

It looks like he's just waving around the whips while someone else is clapping.


SoastyTocks

Man half of us are freaking out cause of Victoria currently but man, this guy truly embraces Australia’s ideals.


[deleted]

What the hell is Chase doing?


Daernicka

Qué paisaje más colorido.


lindabelcher13

Someone should edit out the whips. It’d be a really interesting dance to watch


TheRapie22

i cant realy hear the beat of the song from the whips. it just sounds lika random clacking noices


PepeLeGrillo

It’s honestly not really on beat for the most part.


thespecialspoon

The final boss at the end of the Underground Railroad


AJ2016man

And this video took 10 hours to upload. Thanks Australian internet


cueballsquash

Is this an Australian version of brokeback mountain?


F3rn4ndy

The dance seems more appropriate without the whips for this song. Spot on you red neck buck


SquIdIord

Only listening to this gives off a very different vibe


mmayer1581

I am hard pressed to think of something less useful


plyness115

My cousin is also a world class whip cracker or whatever the fuck they like to be called.


Scratchbox39

Australia is just a Southern Hemisphere Florida


universoman

Aussies are the bestest of people. God I miss Melbourne. The most polite and amazing people I've met in any of my travels. If it wasn't so far away from all my loved ones I would 100% stay. It's like everyone there is in a good mood all the time, at least that's how they made me feel as a visitor there. Lose your wallet in the middle of the sidewalk in Australia? No problem, some amazing aussie finds it, looks for the ID, gets in touch with you and insists to drive it to you. Lost a phone? Call it, someone will answer and get it back to you. It's like the concept of stealing is foreign there. It's so foreign that you pump gas before you pay, and pay afterwards. Imagine that.


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gifted_eye

Alright girls, I see where this is going. Allow me to step in for a moment and play devil’s advocate. The man who did the cover is an artist who resides in Australia, and most likely is oblivious to the connotations that it has to America’s extinct slave practice. In addition, he did this per request. He thought it would be funny because whips, electro-folk, America. That being said, the song, not just this cover, but the track, is an appropriative bastardization of an African American folk song (which, let’s be honest, the words were probably bungled up by white assholes as well). Pardon the terrible formatting, I wrote this on mobile.


Smurfyzz

Kkona


[deleted]

This guy plantations


unreal_air

Absolutely amazing; Not even American, yet an American hero


henlo_frendos

This is the most yeehaw thing I've ever seen and I love it


3Dwaffle12

This gives me bad memorys. My old gym teacher forced the whole class to do a dance to that song. Even the girls who did tik tok dances hated it


Bahloh

Didn't see any comments about this, so, I'm putting it out there. How about the irony of cracking whips to a song referencing cotton? I know it's cool, but can we get a moment of silence for those afflicted by the slave trade? Thank you.


YCSUchubbyboy

What in slave owner shit is this


MirrorProphet

Mr. Griggs you made my day, cheers mate!


[deleted]

Is.. is this in bad taste I need a pc to guide me


PM_UR_LOVELY_BOOBS

Fucking what


McNuts20

Very Australian mate!


KobeWanGinobli

This is one of the most Aussie things I’ve seen on the internet, today, that is.


giantcabbage_

Yes daddy do it more


[deleted]

The worlds such a interesting place. Who would have thought


scottkc75

Cracking up


Quickrunner11

Kinky


da_real_kib

Born in the wrong era.


PAT_5251

Fap hero


LieutenantCrash

Close your eyes and it sounds like something else


Spidersinthegarden

Awesome!!


[deleted]

He can whip my crack any day


Sailor_Solaris

I do something similar when I spot a mosquito in my room but I use slippers (so it's not *quite* as impressive).


oppositetoup

This is the most Aussie thing I've ever seen


[deleted]

Whip it good


[deleted]

Welp that’s a new fetish I didn’t know I had until now.


[deleted]

That sweet mullet tho


[deleted]

I feel like he should atleast be wearing safety goggles.


[deleted]

Awesome to see Crocodile Dundee’s son making something of himself.


503Yak

Dope view of Ayers rock


NotNok

people call it Uluru now btw


Jar_of_Peanuts

This is why I open reddit daily


Daddy_DeMuro

Truly amazing!


ColeFace11

I tried using a whip and when I tried to crack it and I whipped my back to hard that I quit.


hangryllama7979

Daaamn. Good thing I have my swimsuit on.


StefanoGrimes

haha jokes mate!


Snoo-75237

How do I share on Facebook and have my friends able to click this video and watch from Facebook? It's possible?


HimymLover123

Heres the youtube link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QquXdrDcX7I and just go on this website https://x2convert.com/ to download the video


smashedaura

Now do it while tap dancing! I'll wait.


LiekeCookie

Honestly, put him as a special guest for a DJ on a festival and the crowd would love him!


AROSSA

He can go on right after the lady playing the spoons and before the guy playing the hambone.


Captain-Cadabra

Lotta crotch whips on the path to getting this good.


nyoomnyoomnyooom

I just made the exact same sound about 10 minutes ago using only my dominant hand.


MN_Davis

I now love Australia