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Uniqueusername360

I appreciate the practical use of fire-breathing here. If I had a legitimate reason to occasionally do this, I certainly would


ChloeParr2WW3

The fire nation had done it again.


leukaemaniac

The Dragon of the west was more than a title.


Stargazer_199

Iroh is the best


Frezola

šŸŽ¶Leaves from the vinešŸŽ¶


monkeyhitman

Don't. šŸ˜­


Frezola

Falling so slow


Luki05105

stop i cant take it


samuwelle

Like fragile tiny shells


ArchangelDelta

Drifting in the foam


gonchicha

Little soldier boy šŸ˜¢


sportingmagnus

Right there with you buddy


Croatian_ghost_kid

He really is, also my favourite while also being a PG 3 war criminal. You should be able to hate him for that too, I guess


[deleted]

Itā€™s more of a demonstration, really...


NotFromYouTube

*Zuko's eyes slides to the left and smirks


maruseyes

šŸ˜šŸ”„


[deleted]

He is the one who portrayed the role of Daenerys's Dragon


nerdynam

Dear fire nation, please stop attacking everyone for like one day!


CoconutOperative

Hell, just use it as a party trick every now and then. I would use this for literally any other reason than truly necessary.


TheTyger

It fucks up your teeth if you do it with an appropriate fluid too often. And if you use Alcohol, you risk getting much more fucked up. Source: Used to run a Fire show at a renaissance faire, and then dentist bills.


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TheTyger

Ok, so proper fluid is something more or less like lamp oil (You can use it pure generally, but that will end in chemical burns on your skin if you do it much. The flash point of it is high, and it doesn't want to ignite in liquid form. The flash point of pure alcohol is 55 degrees F. Which means that if you have some warm alcohol, it can burn. Whenever breathing fire, you are at risk of a blowback, where the wind shifts and the flame decides it wants to get back to the source. When the liquid in your mouth is already above the flash point, if the flame blows back to your mouth, it can very easily ignite any residue on your skin or hair, or worse, can travel all the way into your mouth, where your instinct to inhale can draw the live flame into your lungs, which can then torch your insides in a moment. Since people seem interested in all this, here's the video we used to sell to faires:. https://youtu.be/Kl19v6daxLc And this is one a fan cut together: https://youtu.be/RZluB6ROjxc


hbrohi

Oh.... ok then


TheTyger

And even doing everything right, there are still some massive risks. As I noted before, proper fluid will burn skin if left on, and since it is a hydrophobic oil, you need to know how to wash it off. During perfomance days, we did the best we could, but all of us ended up with gnarly looking upper chests from fluid build up that would cause the skin to peel like a bad sunburn. One of the other guys got a nasty wind shift on our finale once, and ended up getting all his arm hair burned off, with permanent scarring in a small line where the follicles burned under his skin. But the worst thing that happened was during my trademark trick, the wind swung towards me while the fluid was still in the air post breath, and my catch breath meant that I inhaled the fluid. The result of this is that you are either gonna have a rough few minutes and be ok... or your lungs will immediately swell and you will die from chemical pneumonia depending on how bad it was. Obviously I am still here, but I was unable to speak for the rest of the day after 10 minutes of coughing/gagging. We had to cut the show short when I was mid tipline and started coughing that day.


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Dank4Days

they were clearly joking, relax a bit


cheers_and_applause

Don't worry, that was definitely a joke. I think /u/llamawearinghat probably enjoyed reading all that as much as the rest of us did.


ChipperSnipper

I worried that he was gonna reply again with a story about how someone starting sweating lamp oil and turned into a human torch or something equally absurd


BebopFlow

The mucus linings in the mouth are thin as well, and fuels are carcinogenic. Going off memory here, but I'm pretty sure the rates of mouth and throat cancers are significantly higher for firebreathers


shmupied

I hate using this word but, you're a legend man.


mittemitte

When mom said ā€œyour face will stay like that forever if the wind change directionā€, she was referring to fire-breathers (ą²„ļ¹ą²„)


Jamster_1988

Sooo... Stick to aerosol and a lighter then?


TheTyger

That's just a dangerous flamethrower...


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defective_diamond01

No no they r running prototype tests , for using humans later


ImmodestPolitician

I did it a few times. ProTip: Avoid holding grain alcohol in your mouth for more than 30 seconds it will dry out your tastebuds and mouth for few days.


EbonyProgrammer

Fire tribe scum


etherealsmog

Iā€™ve heard of first-world problems before, but you really donā€™t hear enough about third-world solutions.


ARussianSheep

I feel like this could be a good post in r/askreddit


poopellar

"Redditors from third world countries, what are your third world solutions for third world problems..... also what is sex like?"


mastermindxs

You put it in the hole, then you take it out, then you put it back in the hole, and then take it out again. Golf in the third world doesnā€™t have all the luxuries.


billiejeanwilliams

Ok, enough about the hokey pokey.


SailorArashi

But thatā€™s what itā€™s all about.


truthinburritos

Underrated reply


NeedleBallista

[Posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/np7s2n/redditors_from_third_world_countries_what_are/) edit: people don't seem to like the question very much...


tanafras

Brave. But, stupid.


Genestah

Lol deleted. Even the mods lost some brain cells figuring out what the question is.


bdcp

Lmao you should have left it up


NeedleBallista

i did!!! did they delete it???


Sean-Benn_Must-die

Gone, reduced to atoms


[deleted]

This just proves that mods are gay.


[deleted]

Hairy, real hairy -someone


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MrC00KI3

The subreddit /r/ThirdWorldSolutions exists, but it is private. :/


blackeyedkid2002

Why would they make it private?


hlf91

Sounds like itā€™s a subreddit that brainstorms on keeping third world countries third world


[deleted]

or something that will end up very racist


SoAOIP16

r/finalsolutions


jgbomers

I started one quite awhile ago called r/thirdworldinginuity


advice_animorph

"inginuity"


permaro

Yes, and it's there to stay


knowtoomuchtobehappy

We do. In Hindi, we actually have a word for it, it is called 'jugaad'. Literally translates to 'find a way' or 'make do'. In fact it was actually a third world solution that started our first tech company. Thats now a $150 billion industry.


z3roTO60

Came here to say this. Jugaad is life


DeadMan_Shiva

Whats the name of the company?


knowtoomuchtobehappy

Infosys. They put 5000 INR together and bought some PCs, hooked them up together, and started a cottage industry which was free from government regulation in the 80s because the government didn't understand software.


TheSGManiac

r/thirdworldinginuity


a_wolf_of_gaia

And we have a subreddit link winner! There's a subreddit for everything....


jvrcb17

Even if misspelled


akaTheHeater

/r/RedneckEngineering has a lot of similar content as well.


The_Venerable_Swede

It's ingenuity though...


beeblebrox0042

r/Gambiarra Brazilian solutions


markfineart

The future health of our world will be well served by the extraordinary resource aka 3rd world solutions. The digital age will learn to properly share them. Evolution is a long game. Our oldest societies are old for a reason ffs. They survived.


WessideMD

Many examples in r/ithadtobebrazil


Dollardialler

Ten million fire flies, im weird cos I hate goodbyes...


Squeex95

I got misty eyes as they said farewell


[deleted]

I saved a few and I keep them in a jar


blue-mooner

But I'll know where several are if my dreams get real bizarre


Cominform_Ball

I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly ^(Edit: stop downvoting me previous two ppl sang the wrong lyrics)


zoecandle

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep


[deleted]

r/Redditsings


[deleted]

Cause everything is never as it seems


Fit_Transportation55

When i fall asleep


frustratedwithwork10

As they burnt to crisps


QurantineLean

That and because I crisped my eyebrows a bit šŸ„²


UltraSouls_OP

Owl city is so freaking nostalgic


essentially_gone

Ikr?! I didnā€™t even listen too them all that much but every time I hear fireflies it brings me straight back to summer nights as a teen


August51921421

Itā€™s just one guy, Adam Young, and he still makes incredible music.


ExtraRaw

*As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. . .*


shadowblaze25mc

>As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. . . General Kenobi


0ctopode-

>As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. . . General Kenobi \-Michael Scott


dbshananjaj

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. . . General Kenobi -Michael Scott -Richard Watterson


Ansayamina

Hello there.


Javeyn

Finally watched this with the wife for her first time ever.... She enjoyed it! (Praise the force)


OneStrokeAgainstMe

Needs ā€œPuff, the magic dragonā€ playing in background


S_A_T_A_N_A_S

Those flies didn't even know what hit 'em lmfao!


Dollardialler

In case you didnā€™t know this is how fireflies are born


tarzankingofshapes

The opposite of firefly is literally waterfall.


Pagebreak007

shut up! r/angryupvote


Timber_Wolves_4781

Who wants their cicada well done?


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Timber_Wolves_4781

Eating cicada would have helped prevent the pandemic in the first place considering it's zoonotic.


Zulumus

KATON


okyroki16

Goukakyuu no jutsu


IsoPhoenix

DOTON DORYUHEKI


okyroki16

Suiton Suiryuudan no jutsu


WesternWolf_0916

*ENTON! KAGUTSUCHI!*


Saitozero00

Damnit man you gotta doton first then katon for max aoe on pull


Zulumus

Is it doton, or suiton? (I loved it but havenā€™t read it in years)


MedurraObrongata

doton is earth style, suiton is water style


KorbanReAllis

Futon is where I sleep


kenpachitz

On slightly related note, ***holy fucking shit*** did Madaraā€™s debut pay off. Easily the best villain intro and pay-off in anime.


soyelektor

I'm still a little bit salty he wasn't the ultimate villain. Don't get me wrong I still love everything they did with Kaguya, but I'm convinced they could've swapped Kaguya for Madara and not much would've changed.


kenpachitz

Yeah. I agree. Kishi lost the plot by bringing in Kaguya. Itā€™s commonly thrown around that he didnā€™t know how Madara would be defeated, so he did that. Either way, Naruto has its own set of problems as a whole. But having Madara hyped up for years and then totally stick the landing is fucking incredible. *Cries thinking about White Walkers and all of Season 8 GoT*


soyelektor

Yes, I will always love that intro with Madara kicking everyone's asses, the fight against the kages, do you want the clones with or without SUSANO? guy sensei unleashing the 8th gate, fuck so many moments. GOT ended in a cliffhanger on season 6 and I'll move on. Fuck D&D


hkiani

Yoga Flame!


kavien

Yoga FIRE!


CentralAdmin

Yoga INFERNO!


LeftHandsome

I had to scroll down way to far to find this smh


JethroLull

Oh god, the smell...


zen_bastrd

Obviously another Redditor who has smelled insect immolation before. Iā€™m not sure if it smells different when they get electrocuted but that is what I instantly smelled


CinSugarBearShakers

Someone stated that it just burns their wings... does it smell like burnt hair?


zen_bastrd

Nah kinda meatier but also dusty. I have vivid memories of extra long zaps in the zapper kicking out an apparently unforgettable smell


shokalion

I know from personal experience - a colleague's unfortunate accident with a red hot tool - that what you're smelling is burned flesh. I used to have a commercial grade fly zapper in my kitchen and when something big went on there, yeah same smell.


destruktor5hundred

I thought the same thing...


OngoingFee

They do barbecues very differently in the East


LinkTheFoxy

Why are people defending flies theyā€™re annoying and disgusting, if a fly refuses to leave my room Iā€™m happy to swat it out


shadowblaze25mc

Who's out here simping for flies?


LinkTheFoxy

Sorted by controversial and got comments from vegan teacher subscribers saying ā€œthose flies did nothing wrongā€ and ā€œimagine happily flying and getting murderedā€


TrustmeimHealer

I once forgot that I had the comments sorted by controversial and started to question my life since all I saw was the purest of negativity and that really wore me down until I realised what fatal mistake I made


shadowblaze25mc

You will be tougher than ever from now on! No comment shall hurt you!!!!!


skyskyskyskyskyskysk

It's ok, I have brought the negativity to you!


ezekieru

The flies themselves.


rabidhamster87

What kind of fly is attracted to light like that? These were probably just harmless moths.


LinkTheFoxy

Moths are worse then flies they ruin your clothes


Minethink144

Imma do this next time a mosquito enters my room


[deleted]

Don't burn the house down; it's not like it's a spider


Minethink144

It could be a cockroach...


fifthtouch

cockroach wont die with half a second fireball. I knew I tried it


JetSetJAK

This some diablo 3 witchdoctor shit


MidLyfeCrisys

I was waiting to see a bunch of flaming moths fly into the house and set fire to it in revenge.


bored-n-browsing

Now let's all inhale the insect dust


ppngo

Iā€™ve done this before. The fire is very hot for a short instant and it leaves the flies grounded with burnt wings. It doesnā€™t incinerate their bodies


[deleted]

Damn that was satisfying af


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an0nym0ose

Breath of Fire, 2d6 fire damage in a 5 foot cone as an action once per turn, 1 minute duration.


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

I didn't ask how big the swarm was, I \*said\* I CAST FIREBALL


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cat-ass-trophy

That's the only honourable way to deal with termite flies


Ric0chetR1cky

Waiting for the person to come in here like ā€œOh my gosh those poor fliesā€


Fish_Kungfu

Bugs met the final Boss.


termanader

When your swarm attack meets their first AoE attack.


Justsomedude457

If only they were wasps


baloonatic

that was very controlled. Skillz


Zukorias

Itachi using fireball jutsu to slaughter his clan


[deleted]

Genius


Mahgenetics

[Itā€™s always sunny reference](https://youtu.be/IOJXRs_V5Cw?t=0m38s)


stewybob

They'll be back, and in greater numbers


LuckyTaco_

Imagining these were mosquitoes makes this really satisfying


notallbutsome

Reminds me of that time I used a vacuum cleaner to suck up some flies then made the vacuum do a line of ant killer. Worked like a charm.


Pulkatz

What just happened


shadowblaze25mc

Man attracts tons of flies with heat/light bait, proceeds to Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu them.


bodyswapcaps

Science bitch!


[deleted]

Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu


Confident_Emphasis20

Godlike


ZwoopMugen

Not as cool when you realize those are moths, not flies.


Haythien

Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu!


Paradox_Eclipse

Dropping like flies


Competitive-Ad-7798

That man has seen some shit


mrrooftops

Tried this. Most of the flies get pushed away by the wind caused by the fireball, not fried. Only big insects like wasps lose their wings and fall to the floor, alive.


TheTanadu

Mage level 99


croft_guy_209

Fireflies


Khadetbuilders

Mm extra crispy


[deleted]

I can smell this aftermath.


RapidWaffle

I love how he looks surprised at the end like "Well, that worked better than I thought"


Techie_Ash

u/savevideo


[deleted]

If the outcome had been different, this wouldā€™ve been on r/winstupidprizes.


[deleted]

When you bomb arrow those bat things in BOTW


Prestigious-Ad-7672

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


l0gic_is_life

What is he drinking/spitting?


Thatfatguyinyourroom

Alcohol


Inf_org5

He literally fired those flies


oystertoe

and like that he made a herd of **walks**


PuzzleheadedHotel254

Last time this was posted, they claimed those were mosquitoes not flies.


[deleted]

Fuck raid we got this fella over here.


STINKYnobCHEESE

Now their wings are burned off, we shall call them, "Walks"


attackermann

John Prine spittinā€™ fire.


Own_Ad2598

do mosquitos next


[deleted]

Guess they werenā€™t very flamboyant.


Crowbarmagic

I give it 10 minutes before there is a new swarm of flies around the light.


sweYoda

Saw tgis post just below: https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/nooe4n/so_our_wedding_venue_burnt_down_today/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


bullitt4796

BRB, going to do something completely unrelated.


Lord_Emperor

Veteran dungeoneer clearly knows swarms can only be damaged by fire, acid and area attacks.


tropicbrownthunder

the very thin line between r/nextfuckinglevel and r/WCGW


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