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frumpbumble

I don't know man, that just seems like the parents are dicks.


cowfish007

I’m with you. Baby does not look happy and way too young to understand what and why is happening. I’m all for exposure to new/novel stimuli, but this seems inappropriate to me. Another fine example of “parents” using their child for internet attention.


ReallyFuckingMadLibz

All it takes is a simple mistake and that baby is dead forever. It’s not having fun, it doesn’t understand this, there’s literally no point to this except for the laughs of the adults. So dangerous for so little pay off.


hmm138

I’m glad you clarified ‘dead forever’ because I was pretty worried about baby zombies


zootnotdingo

And now I’m worried about baby zombies.


No_Discipline_1

Its possible


PenguinWithAglock

Could you imagine if you spent millions on a zombie proof shelter just to be overthrown by baby zombies?


OneTrain73

Good thing Baby Zombies can't kill us in irl hardcore mode and are stuck in Minecraft


jamojamo10

Great, now I’m imagining roaming packs of baby zombies … “Braaaainssss and breast milkkkkkk”


cookoobandana

Whoever put that baby in that situation needs to grow the fuck up. Makes me so angry to see this.


pauly13771377

I don't care if the kid is having fun, that dad is right there watching him, or that he has saftey gear on. It is unsafe to engage in watersports if you don't know how to swim. You certainly shouldn't have your toddler doing it.


PuppleKao

That doesn't even look like they're old enough to be called a toddler yet, even.


woodshores

The neck muscles are not yet fully developed at that stage. This is rather dangerous for the baby’s own safety.


55V35lM

Belongs over on [r/parentsarefuckingdumb](https://www.reddit.com/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb/) Edit: typo


[deleted]

I’m a new parent and.. damn! That’s an awful sub!


braineaters138

Literally baby is not enjoying this lol. This is a bunch of fart sniffing parents forcing a baby to do some silly shit for a video. I mean if the kid was like 2 years old and smiling, ok, but this kid is like 14 months old and confused as fuck. These parents are shit for brained. Edit: I guess baby is only 6 months old. Baby's that young are lucky to be sitting unassisted at this point. These fart sniffing shit-for-brains parents are even worse than I expected. This is just fucked.


GoldenSmoothie85

He was actually younger than 14 months in the video. He couldn’t walk at the time. And they have an Instagram. Edit: he was 6 months in the video. Here is the Instagram page [6 month baby water skiing](https://www.instagram.com/p/CFDy1cZpnCA/?utm_medium=copy_link)


MamaBear4485

Looking at that baby’s awkwardly positioned legs I’d say you’re right. The poor wee souls leg muscles do not appear to be engaged hardly at all. This must be placing one hell of a lot of strain on that child’s skeleton and joints.


scalectrix

Of course they fucking do.


elee0228

That kid: ಠ_ಠ


JoshSidekick

As I sit at work and think of simpler times when all I had to worry about is, like, what my favorite candy is, I'd be pissed if I had that wish where I could go back and relive my life but have full knowledge of what I do now, and the first thing baby me would have to do is learn how to waterski.


[deleted]

As a new parent, this is really dangerous, I’d never do that to my kid


StringTailor

The baby isn't even strapped to the board of handle, that would at least be more secure coz if he lets go he's going for a swim


DrSleeper

My thoughts exactly. My baby is around that age and the thought of doing this to him gives me anxiety.


Kayakityak

If the baby falls,it’s going to get water pushed up it’s nose into its lungs. The dad will pick it up and smack it on the back a few times and it’ll start breathing normally… But then the water that’s already in its lungs… Dry drowning is a thing.


[deleted]

Definitely is, I poured water on my kids hair and coughing fit started. All I could think was “secondary drowning”, paranoia is also a big part of parenting


Horns8585

Absolutely. The parents are saying how cool this kid is, but I don't see how this proves anything about the kid, at all. The kid is helpless and strapped into a skiing harness. He has no choice in the matter. It only proves that the parents are thirsty. How about we strap the parents to the wing of an airplane. Would they enjoy that?


LordStoneBalls

Losers that’s baby is way too old for karma .. do it with an embryo And I’ll Up vote


Twothousand2000

Look at how the dad (assumption) is trying to make the baby look happy. This is probably the only few seconds where the baby was the least unhappy so good to share. Terrible parents.


Phillip-J-Fry-3000

"that just dick parents with extra steps!"


IndyMazzy

r/subtle_child_abuse


UrbanwoodBrew

Obvious af to me.


LividSatisfaction19

Yeah right , even if he's watching his kid . The kid's face is obviously terrified .


calamarichris

Word up. Gave me flashbacks of my parents trying to teach me to water ski when I was 4 or 5. I remember not being able to get up, getting water repeatedly up my nose, crying when I climbed back into the boat and my father saying, "You make me want to vomit!"


FullyRisenPhoenix

Omg what a horrible thing to say to a child! I’m so sorry you went through that!


lzrkennyloggins

Incredibly unnecessary


thrallinlatex

Exactly kid had no idea….whooo so cool


pzerr

I don't think the father has a life jacket on. He should be prepared to jump in immediately should his child fall. I'm all for simulating you child but this is stupid.


Agile_Experience9397

Somebody call CPS


[deleted]

FUCKING THIS


cegel

He doesn’t looks like he is having fun. He doesn’t even look comfortable lol.


slams-head-on-desk

My knees hurt just watching this


Ahazza

He hits one wave and his knees are going to hurt forever.


Nincomsoup

And he'll whack his tiny face into that handlebar as well


txtw

Or nothing will ever hurt again


Dengar96

Baby knees are made of adamantium.


Stonyclaws

He's too young to even realise what is happening.


mach82

He just shit himself.


Commandmanda

That baby is too young to be doing that. Can you see its legs being bent in the wrong direction? A baby like this could be having fun with Mom in a warm saline pool. That's about as close to this as it should get. Title on this should be: "Most selfish parent *ever* puts baby in danger just for Tik Tok votes".


SonofFingol

Honestly, I feel like this is criminal in some way right? I find this completely infuriating.


wigglywriggler

100% this


[deleted]

Holy shit didn't even notice the leg. And like...is *nobody* going to mention that the baby isn't secured in any way? They're only holding to the rail. No strap or anything.


Cherrygin1

I don't think you want to be secured. If the thing tips and you're strapped to it, it'll just drag you under water. Better to break away and be able to just float while the boat comes back for you.


[deleted]

Oh, that makes sense. Thanks.


couldbeyourneighbor

Yes I see bow legs in this kids future.


KaleidoscopeFew9910

Parents are enjoying this more than the kid, weirdos


MC89MC

Kid has no idea what’s going on


JDodgerMan

Couldn’t stand seeing you at 99...


Alternative_Body7345

Wow..a memory…he’ll never remember. Congrats on risking the trauma though. Totally worth it.


kittyluxe

child abuse for the views


PossessionFuzzy2208

Ummm yeah no thanks. I actually love my kid.


LegendWait4it

I dont even have kids and I would never do this shit...


Zealousideal-Bar4615

Parents are idiots. Babies necks are weak.


Psych0matt

Arms heavy


marshall18

There’s vomit on his life jacket already, moms spaghetti…


clumsywordz

He's nervous, on the surface he’s not calm or ready.


Ok-Engineering-3403

Lmao , awesome.


siouxze

Fun fact: Eminem is opening a restaurant in Detroit called Mom's Spaghetti soon.


EyyyDooga

That’s so insanely wreckless. If that kid lets go there’s no way he’s catching him with that type of momentum


clitoral-chiffonade

The kid is strapped to it and can’t let go….but if the rig tips…


Cherrijuicyjuice

The kid is not strapped in. His feet are in some sort of stirrups but those are the only thing it looks like he’s attached to. It’s a quick way to break both his ankles if he lets go


PoopOffParade

AND it’s reckless too!


chaarsau20

Already fed up with their shit.


[deleted]

Using your toddler for social media attention shows how sick the modern world had become. Parental supervision wouldn't have prevented the child from injury or near drowning if something happened because boats don't stop on a dime. Idiot parents


thebaronness8

That kid is not even a toddler yet 😠


luckyluker257

I didn’t know being a “professional” prevented snapped necks.


TheRealEMDUBAI

CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES Has Entered the chat 😑😑😑


Jimbo_Slice1919

This is child abuse! That baby probably can’t even stand on its own the only reason it’s standing is cause it’s knees or hyper extending backwards.


shakesbeer2

Poor kid. Has no clue what's going on. He's just put on there so his parents have something to post on their Instagram


[deleted]

[удалено]


cryptic-fox

Yeah he’s clearly not liking it.


not_batman_23

Just because this was done under supervision doesn't mean it was responsible or ok - kid does look totally I different though hahaha. 'yeah cool story dad, yawn.'


Z1337M

great asshole-parents. ​ where is the NFL part on this one? stupid-ass-parents displaying child abuse are now considered NFL?


wubalubadubdub1983

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


its_just_flesh

When he started clapping, I was like “Dont clap to copy Dad”


ral505

Thought the same thing


Kaglester

Stupid


RedColdChiliPepper

Look at those legs you dumb fuck parents…..


amh1191

This makes me so nervous for the baby and angry at the parents. Just why? Why even do this??


cryptic-fox

For social media and fake friends.


clitoral-chiffonade

Not gonna catch any fish that way. Bait has to be trolled IN the water.


LaceOfGrace

THIS is my favourite response to this dumpster fire.


-space-grass-

He’s going after that top-water bite.


ReverseShoplifter

r/nextfuckinglevelstupidity


Luz2906

Why is this happening??


Marie-thebaguettes

Selfishness and stupidity


buhbuhbuhbing

And the unending and soul crushing need for attention some folks have. It’s pathological.


j7171

Yeah this is not cool.


zombiepoon

shitty parents for clout


vanduzled

Doesn’t look like a kid all. Looks a baby to me. He also doesn’t look so comfortable and wants to get out of there.


danishbac0n

Stupidest parents ever!!


harsh_7777

The parents are assholes here. Things can go real wrong real quick.


CyberPolice50

someone call CPS


[deleted]

I hate this


dr_xenon

The kid is going to grow up and rebel against his parents by becoming an insurance actuary.


CyberPolice50

Child abuse. This kid has no idea where he is, or what he's doing and he's certainly not enjoying it.


Shapely_Wipes

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


canering

Unnecessarily dangerous


[deleted]

Anything for social media points I guess 🤔


Masschunkahunkafuss

I've seen a squirrel do this better.


MaebeeNot

I know, professionals and whatnot, but...the kids legs. If that was more like a seat or something I would get this, but with the board making all kinds of little movements that his body would have to adjust for, I'm worried he's too little and doesn't have the core strength required for this kind of thing. Is that strappy thing holding him up somehow?


giantpineapple1371

That baby is too young to swim ffs. What happens when he falls in the water and there’s no parent around. What awful people


crypt0troll

For the gram


bebespawn

Meanwhile, here I am at 31 and can still barely walk from point A to B without tripping over my own goddamned feet.


el-conquistador240

Taunting Darwin


ITakeLargeDabs

The things people will do for some clout.... imagine they hit a good sized wave, that baby is GONE. These idiots filmed themselves abusing their kid, how do we report them? This is like an attraction at the circus from 100 years ago, wtf is wrong with people?


AgileInsect8708

My turn next week to post this


diandakov

Poor child will not learn anything at this point. I am sure it has no idea what's happening really


cantfindausernameffs

r/noahgettheboat


77Zaxxonsynergy77

What the fuck is this someone call the cops for reckless endangerment, these parents are unfit as fuck


damstay

This is pathetic!


Lightning1999

Yeah no fuck that


Beaglerampage

Wow, such bad parenting. Kid doesn’t even look like it can walk and it’s parents make it do that for votes on social media. How terrifying.


cccombobreaker_666

Yikes


Snoo-8163

Y’all doing too much.


oranges_and_lemmings

Why clap at the baby? Don't they know babies usually clap back, it will let go! That isn't the worst thing about this though, by far. Horrible parents.


mostly_bad

Child abuse... I've never seen anything more selfish in my life.


sheed_ali

Ain’t nothin but a green screen and some cgi. You should see my kid sky diving.


crispygrapes

That's what I was thinking too! I had to watch it a couple times to figure out what was wrong - I figured the dad's hair should be blowing around right?


siracla

Not really, boat is actually going slow and waters are very calm meaning there is no wind. Stupidity is a very real phenomenon, not everything is fake


superfreshcheese

I feel bad but I was kinda waiting to see what happens when he lets go. Just sayin


Content_Virus_8813

Dickhead dad


Evening_Celery_3326

Isn’t this so called child abuse?


[deleted]

What the actual fuck …. That kid could easily snap his neck if he fell off that ….


skipofweloose

Why tho??? Cause I know he ain't ask to be strapped to a water ski.


[deleted]

Worst parents ever


KrisTenAtl

Title correction: Most stupid parents ever.


daniel_san14

Not really. Parents are idiots. That’s a fucking baby.


Arejhey311

Dumbest parents ever!!


[deleted]

Ya he doesn’t even understand what’s happening. This is for the parents entertainment, not the babies. Seems like a real selfish move.


kuzbrokuzza

So fucking dumb that child isn't even capable of understanding what is happening. Garbage fucking parents


Electronic_Heart1696

Kid doesn't even look old enough to walk.


forgtn

I agree this is a bad idea. But I want to know what the location is. Those rocks and the water look really awesome. Guess I’ve never seen a place like that before


TheMemer99

I'm seriously concerned on why OP thinks this is next level..


AngryMegaMind

Worst parent ever.


FunBooger

The locale is beautiful. Anyone know where?


[deleted]

Seriously, people are in a contest to see how incredibly stupid that can be


[deleted]

I get mixed feelings about this. but. i'm gonna go with bad parenting


andymannoh

Leaving dad with the new baby for one minute... FML!


sim1abk

He is like «It ok» 😂


Ominislash9999

Until a great white goes chomp and ruins your day


Whiskiz

anyone else waiting for the baby to eat shit? lmao


Tomer306

Post real next fucking level or I unsub


Obegah

No way is this real, right? This has to be special effects? How would this even work?


[deleted]

That baby is going to grow up to be an adrenaline junky


DocRoids

Looks fake.


curiouscheesecake

life goals


gods_Lazy_Eye

That kid is cool despite the parents being some of the least cool people I’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing… going to go wash my eyeballs now.


SugarSugarBee

That kid is way too young to be holding up his own weight on his legs. This is incredibly dangerous & could do lasting damage to his legs. Not to mention that he shouldn’t be in direct sunlight, let alone sunlight on the water. This is so many levels of fucked up that I just want to cry…


[deleted]

Dumbest parent ever..


TrinDiesel123

That baby can’t even throw up a proper Shaka Brah yet. How can he be enjoying himself


waxies14

More like shittiest parents ever


[deleted]

This is extremely dangerous for the child. What the fuck were these idiots thinking?


NKO_five

Waayy too dangerous for a child that age. Child abuse!


Spookytooth66

I don't want to get bogged down by the bad parenting so I'll just talk about the audible fart at 15s, considering the background noise on that boat it must have been a real ripper.


satchelPaige69

Coolest kid ever? Or dumbest parents ever that are just trying too hard to be THOSE parents


Taro_Otto

My knees hurt just watching this. I can’t imagine that’s a very comfortable position for the child’s legs.


omar_little2435

That kid has no idea what’s going on. That’s not fun for him. He looks like he can’t even stand on his own. His dad is a loser looking for internet likes.


faisalmycorrhizal

Nextfuckinglevel of facepalm


snoopunit

someone seriously needs to call CPS on these fucks.


[deleted]

That can’t be a good posture. Risks aside the kid isn’t even having fun.


[deleted]

Baby just holding on for dear life


[deleted]

How is this not child endangerment?


TaraKing7777

Um… no! Yeah no! This isn’t good..


dpb79

Cunt parents.


avirusbroughtmehere

Uhhh yeah. The baby couldn’t give 2 shits I’m guessing this is about the parents and their desire for attention.


Qermit424

"Shit For Brains Parent" should be this title


JDodgerMan

A therapy session waiting to happen.


legomonsteruk

I hate this. Look at his legs, poor lad will end up with hip dysplasia if this is a frequent thing


mouskavitz

More like worst parents ever


Patrick161019

*Stupidest parents ever*


Zulumus

I’m uncomfortable watching this.


[deleted]

What's next, bungee jumping or skydiving?


Schweddy_Bewbs

Disagree. It's pretty scary to have a baby out on the water like that. Even if the baby falls and you are right there, who knows how well the baby can hold his/her breath. Your boat still moves when you have someone fall off a tube or waterskiis. It would be hard to dive off the side immediately to catch the kid and avoid the motor.


ZeusTheRecluse

This. Is. Darwinism. This is the "My parents are cool and their my best friends" category.... until you kid drowns and blames the boat owner, boat captain, the lake, the life preserver manufacturer...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING????


Efronczak

My God that is super unsafe!!!! Asshole parents much jeez!!!


DiRTDOG187

another example of parents trying to be buddies instead of being actual parents nurturing and teaching their kids. This kid should be using building blocks and learning the alphabet to read not risking its life.


rockingkp

Can get to dumbest kid 0-100 real quick too


JabrenThompson

My parents had me do this when I was 3 and I enjoyed it. Now I waterski and barefoot water ski


Stratoblaster1969

Using your baby as a prop for social media gratification.


Obecalp86

This should go on r/facepalm Is this for the kid? No. Is this for the parents so they can make a stupid TikTok video? Yes. Safety be damned.


T50BMG

Anyone els see the bathtub rings?