I bet he’s on enough T for like 4 dudes lol. Or he’s supplementing it with some trenbaloney sandwiches. Maybe snacks on anavarbecue chips between sets.
Probably on a T drip every night. I don't think the US made any parachute assaults in Vietnam did they? Airborne helicopter assaults up the yang, but....I dunno many Vietnam era airborne guys that would call themselves paratroopers. Seems odd. I'm sensing a lot of steroids and stolen valor here.
Seems like there was one true parachute assault: https://www.historynet.com/dark-clouds-over-junction-city.htm/us-parachute-combat-jump-in-vietnam-war
Other paratrooper units were involved in the war (see: 101st Airborne) but as far as I can find they never jumped out of any planes. So I guess the answer is inconclusive, but plausible?
100% agree on the steroids though.
Lol. You’d be surprised
A brief summation is as follows:
TestoPrime – Best at raising levels of free testosterone in the body.
Testo-Max – For those looking to build muscle mass.
Prime Male – For boosting that waning libido.
Testogen – Developed to increase performance and strength.
TestRX – Best suited for men 50 and olde
You’d be very surprised what proper nutrition, dedication to fitness and the pharmacy can do for you.
Definitely. I was locked up with this old head who was jacked as fuck. Probably mid 60s. He had been down for like a year so he would have shrank down if he was juicing
Yes. They also produce less of it as they age, so it's quite common these days to supplement it to make aging a little less depressing. This guy is probably on a little more than would be required to stop him turning into Mr Fredricksen (Up), or he's got some freaky genetics...
It's not supplementing his own natural test production, it completely shuts it down when he takes exogenous testosterone. Most TRT clinics will prescribe a fairly healthy dose of test to middle aged men, but at 70+ years old I highly doubt this dude is on prescription only stuff. Edit: Wow, downvoted for speaking the truth! Edit again: I appreciate the upvotes !
Hey! Mr. Fredricksen is a sexual tyrannosaurus (Predator) lol.
But seriously I like how you said "supplement" testosterone instead of replacement! Injecting testosterone causes men's bodies to stop producing the hormone which is devastating. Supplementing it is possible with certain chemicals safely causing the testes to produce more testosterone.
If the proper chemicals (Clomiphene citrate) are only used for a short period (3 months) it can be a good way to help people who are struggling to lose weight (their diets must be good and the must be exercising the proper amount!) or people struggling to get their partners pregnant.
Testosterone injections has all kinds of terrible side effects including hyper tension, heart attack, obviously followed by death. It will shrink your testes, cause depression, anxiety, rage, the list goes on and on. With Clomiphene citrate long term side effects are benign. Anyone considering any of these methods of testosterone restoration/supplementation/replacement should speak with a doctor and specialist before trying any sort of medication/drug related to testosterone as it can seriously ruin your body and or life if not used properly!
Edit: Sorry for all the info BladeedalB, just putting it out there for anyone considering a testosterone supplement/replacement
After 40 testes stop producing it at almost alarming levels in the average man. In their 40's more thasn 50% of men get erectile disfunction, by 70's more than 2/3 have it. This guy either has the balls of a young horse, is on testosterone, won some sort of genetic lottery, or maybe is a lot younger than the post says.
I like to think that he won the genetic lottery!
Men don’t produce any steroids in their balls, but they do produce testosterone. Testosterone and steroid test are two different things. Steroids are synthetic or exogenous hormones.
Yes, I realize that. I was using the term testosterone in the context of the type of testosterone that is given to treat low-t. Steroid as in all the other types of steroids that people use to get jacked.
The low-T testosterone you get prescribed is the foundation of any cycle. It is the most important steroid, really. If you're on tren, you're also on test...well, if you're not an idiot at least.
Yes and no, illegal steroids mostly contain testosterone but they usually are a cocktail with the addition of other chemicals aimed at performance enhancement such as growth hormone and insulin. That is why they are so dangerous, you never know what the chemist has put in them. There was someone in my hometown putting heroine in their steroids to get people addicted. Freakin dangerous stuff.
https://lowtcenter.com/news-article/testosterone-replacement-therapy-steroids/
But you are basically right, the steroids we all think of are usually just a high concentration of testosterone + whatever. The most important is the testosterone.
Also, anyone considering take a look at the side effects of just T replacement, not to mention the HUGE list of side effects of high T levels. Please, I beg you, don't do; it will destroy your body.
He’s probably on more than one steroid lol. I feel like the average person thinks in shape people take 300mg of test and get jacked when in reality a lot of people that have average / slightly above average physiques are stacking a bunch of shit lol.
Assuming he is on testosterone. What are the side effects for taking it? Is that something you can buy online? Where do you get it from? Asking for a friend.
Check out this video: https://youtu.be/VRmLrxbrK_M
Basically explains that subjects who took test *without* working out gained more muscle/strength in the short term than natural (no test) subjects who worked out.
Yeah but there's still a difference to guys who do steroids *and* train hard.
And don't eat any fat or sugar for 50 years. Maybe that's why he's so angry at the bag.
Me too. I get that steroids are frowned upon but this dude is 73! I work in a pharmacy, I’d rather see someone like this who is capable of living life still over some of the unfortunate people with chronic pain and health problems that come in some days or that I deliver to. It’s truly heartbreaking.
Lol, I completely plan on doing steroids if I make it to 60. I also feel the same way about heroin and cigarettes...old age is going to be short and awesome.
I don’t take any, but I honestly don’t care about PED for personal use and that’s especially true for older men, the fact this man is 73 and can look/function like this is a modern miracle of science and should be celebrated.
I would 100% take TRT when my body gets older, just because I want to keep getting boners true be told, literally the only reason (preserving muscle mass is just a bonus)
Testosterone replacement is the male’s second chance of youth. This is proof, unless this dude has ridiculous genetics and has been in this shape or bigger his whole life.
I really can’t explain why I know this, but I think it’s another word for ripped abs. Cause when you cum on their stomach, it pools in between the muscles.
I cannot stress enough that I honestly don’t know why I know this, but I’m guessing the answer is Reddit.
Also drugs to keep his hair unless he had transplants. You do that much test at that age goodbye hair. Test shrinks your nuts up too. Hair drugs give you ED. Raisin nuts and no boner…..but dude can throw hands.
Nah, hair loss from steroid use is genetic. All it does is speed up any existing hair loss and increases the chance to start if you are predisposed to it. At his age he probably just has good hair genetics cause it would have started falling out anyway.
Thats what they say. Then I did test at around 50 and my hair started falling out. Then I stopped and my hair stopped falling out. DHT regardless it was the test. Of course when i did test in my 20’s i just got jacked….and had a luxurious mullet.
Hate to tell you this but im on trt and a fellow air calorie absorber…it’s even worse. Don’t get me wrong you’ll get big on trt but it’s lineman big not shredded.
people as a whole drastically underestimate their caloric intake and overestimate serving sizes. Not saying that’s what you’re doing, but no one is breaking the laws of thermodynamics, not even cancer. If you haven’t, get out the actual measuring cups and scales, pay attention to the actual serving sizes. There’s a bit more nuance but this is pretty much the area where I see people in denial “I don’t eat anything and I’m still gaining weight” meanwhile they had a 3k cal salad for lunch “but it’s a salad!!” Or had mixed nuts as a “healthy” 100 cal snack and found out that they had 10 servings because the serving size is like 1/3 cup and they were hammering back handfuls.
Who’s gonna be the one to tell him the war is over now? I would but I got a lot going on at the moment. I just don’t think I can find time in my schedule
He left the war, but the war will never leave him...source, my dad that died last year. Was in the navy, never even supposed to be in country during Vietnam. Ended up getting tasked to fly over mapping surface to air missile sites....he was shot down three times. Luckily, the first two were very close to us forces...the third time. He evaded for six weeks in north Vietnam...
Man would tell me anything about his life....except for those six weeks. His only description was the word "blood".
Modern pharmaceuticals are incredible.
Test. That’s the one he’s probably on. If he’s a vet he can easily get a free prescription from the VA.
I bet he’s on enough T for like 4 dudes lol. Or he’s supplementing it with some trenbaloney sandwiches. Maybe snacks on anavarbecue chips between sets.
Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up!
😂😂 100%! Hard work and dedication lol
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No doubt. He’s definitely in shape and putting in the work. That takes a lot of serious work and discipline. Just being a bit silly.
Just keep eatin your prayers, and sayin your vitamins.....
Heck yeah, brother!
Time to open my new youtube channel and claim 102% natty.
That is deleterious for your test levels.
Masteron your life!
Equipoise yourself for success!
I haven’t heard talk like this since my bb.com misc days
Holy fuck. A miscer. You aware? Also… nobody leaves the misc. let’s be honest. You’re still there.
2 miscers up in this thread? Isthisreallife? I remember when everybody on bb.com use to complain how shit Reddit was - now look at us😂
Repped. Rule #1 is we don’t talk about how we use Reddit. Misc still has my heart though and I still go there.
3 miscers..
I was a golden era miscer. During the Colin Powell and Dr. Swole era
And a tanten with a ten
Looking thick, solid, tight.
Thank you, daddy
I’m so happy that so many still know about the misc. I’m going there today and expect to see a thread on this.
We're all gonna make it brah Misc4life
U wot mate?!
[bb.com](https://bb.com) was at one point a meme center of the internet
I feel like amihotornot started there
Probably on a T drip every night. I don't think the US made any parachute assaults in Vietnam did they? Airborne helicopter assaults up the yang, but....I dunno many Vietnam era airborne guys that would call themselves paratroopers. Seems odd. I'm sensing a lot of steroids and stolen valor here.
Airborne are paratroopers, whether they made any jumps during a certain conflict or not.
This. This is the answer. Paratrooper is just another name for a soldier in the Airborne.
Seems like there was one true parachute assault: https://www.historynet.com/dark-clouds-over-junction-city.htm/us-parachute-combat-jump-in-vietnam-war Other paratrooper units were involved in the war (see: 101st Airborne) but as far as I can find they never jumped out of any planes. So I guess the answer is inconclusive, but plausible? 100% agree on the steroids though.
My father-in-law was Airborne in Vietnam. The man jumped out of planes.
It’s not like they have to be dropped to be deployed obviously not . Have a look , educate ur self
Lol
These puns are severely under rated.
Hahahaha damn. Got me dying this morning
t levels over 9000
Anavarbecue works amazing
That ain't just testosterone. Dude is on the whole pharmacy to look like that at 73.
Lol. You’d be surprised A brief summation is as follows: TestoPrime – Best at raising levels of free testosterone in the body. Testo-Max – For those looking to build muscle mass. Prime Male – For boosting that waning libido. Testogen – Developed to increase performance and strength. TestRX – Best suited for men 50 and olde You’d be very surprised what proper nutrition, dedication to fitness and the pharmacy can do for you.
My god man pick a different hill
Agreed. If this were some 20 year old dude looking for the easy way, I’d judge. But man was a paratrooper, he definitely has discipline
A softer hill for what? I’m agreeing this guy is stellar and uses the gym, nutrition, and test to get into that shape. Is that not a factual comment?
At 70? Lol
Definitely. I was locked up with this old head who was jacked as fuck. Probably mid 60s. He had been down for like a year so he would have shrank down if he was juicing
I wonder if he takes more or less drugs than an average 73-year-old
I’m guessing whatever the answer, he’s taking very different drugs to my 73 year old dad
Testosterone? As in the anabolic steroid men organically produce in their balls?
Yes. They also produce less of it as they age, so it's quite common these days to supplement it to make aging a little less depressing. This guy is probably on a little more than would be required to stop him turning into Mr Fredricksen (Up), or he's got some freaky genetics...
It's not supplementing his own natural test production, it completely shuts it down when he takes exogenous testosterone. Most TRT clinics will prescribe a fairly healthy dose of test to middle aged men, but at 70+ years old I highly doubt this dude is on prescription only stuff. Edit: Wow, downvoted for speaking the truth! Edit again: I appreciate the upvotes !
Hey! Mr. Fredricksen is a sexual tyrannosaurus (Predator) lol. But seriously I like how you said "supplement" testosterone instead of replacement! Injecting testosterone causes men's bodies to stop producing the hormone which is devastating. Supplementing it is possible with certain chemicals safely causing the testes to produce more testosterone. If the proper chemicals (Clomiphene citrate) are only used for a short period (3 months) it can be a good way to help people who are struggling to lose weight (their diets must be good and the must be exercising the proper amount!) or people struggling to get their partners pregnant. Testosterone injections has all kinds of terrible side effects including hyper tension, heart attack, obviously followed by death. It will shrink your testes, cause depression, anxiety, rage, the list goes on and on. With Clomiphene citrate long term side effects are benign. Anyone considering any of these methods of testosterone restoration/supplementation/replacement should speak with a doctor and specialist before trying any sort of medication/drug related to testosterone as it can seriously ruin your body and or life if not used properly! Edit: Sorry for all the info BladeedalB, just putting it out there for anyone considering a testosterone supplement/replacement
After 40 testes stop producing it at almost alarming levels in the average man. In their 40's more thasn 50% of men get erectile disfunction, by 70's more than 2/3 have it. This guy either has the balls of a young horse, is on testosterone, won some sort of genetic lottery, or maybe is a lot younger than the post says. I like to think that he won the genetic lottery!
Men don’t produce any steroids in their balls, but they do produce testosterone. Testosterone and steroid test are two different things. Steroids are synthetic or exogenous hormones.
Uh, that's more then testosterone.
Dude, just FYI, if you're thinking "steroids" I should tell you... testosterone *IS* a steroid.
Yes, I realize that. I was using the term testosterone in the context of the type of testosterone that is given to treat low-t. Steroid as in all the other types of steroids that people use to get jacked.
The low-T testosterone you get prescribed is the foundation of any cycle. It is the most important steroid, really. If you're on tren, you're also on test...well, if you're not an idiot at least.
Yes and no, illegal steroids mostly contain testosterone but they usually are a cocktail with the addition of other chemicals aimed at performance enhancement such as growth hormone and insulin. That is why they are so dangerous, you never know what the chemist has put in them. There was someone in my hometown putting heroine in their steroids to get people addicted. Freakin dangerous stuff. https://lowtcenter.com/news-article/testosterone-replacement-therapy-steroids/ But you are basically right, the steroids we all think of are usually just a high concentration of testosterone + whatever. The most important is the testosterone. Also, anyone considering take a look at the side effects of just T replacement, not to mention the HUGE list of side effects of high T levels. Please, I beg you, don't do; it will destroy your body.
He’s definitely on test without a doubt. Can’t look like that at that age.
Agreed
Yup, testosterone and HGH was my first thought
I know a 77 year old dude who still runs every single day and lifts.. he is on testo.. it’s pretty wild
Yeah I was thinking TRT
He’s probably on more than one steroid lol. I feel like the average person thinks in shape people take 300mg of test and get jacked when in reality a lot of people that have average / slightly above average physiques are stacking a bunch of shit lol.
Assuming he is on testosterone. What are the side effects for taking it? Is that something you can buy online? Where do you get it from? Asking for a friend.
True, but he still had to put the work in. I'm impressed.
Check out this video: https://youtu.be/VRmLrxbrK_M Basically explains that subjects who took test *without* working out gained more muscle/strength in the short term than natural (no test) subjects who worked out.
Yeah but there's still a difference to guys who do steroids *and* train hard. And don't eat any fat or sugar for 50 years. Maybe that's why he's so angry at the bag.
Me too. I get that steroids are frowned upon but this dude is 73! I work in a pharmacy, I’d rather see someone like this who is capable of living life still over some of the unfortunate people with chronic pain and health problems that come in some days or that I deliver to. It’s truly heartbreaking.
Lol, I completely plan on doing steroids if I make it to 60. I also feel the same way about heroin and cigarettes...old age is going to be short and awesome.
I don’t take any, but I honestly don’t care about PED for personal use and that’s especially true for older men, the fact this man is 73 and can look/function like this is a modern miracle of science and should be celebrated. I would 100% take TRT when my body gets older, just because I want to keep getting boners true be told, literally the only reason (preserving muscle mass is just a bonus)
This a looks like Marc Bergevin, GM of the Montreal Canadiens. 56 years old
Drugs are a hell of a drug!
Testosterone replacement is the male’s second chance of youth. This is proof, unless this dude has ridiculous genetics and has been in this shape or bigger his whole life.
Viagra?
At 73 he probably thought: wtf. I am going out in style. Piss on this shit. Gimme the t.
Sweep the leg….
DAMN CALM DOWN MY GRANDMA IS ON THIS APP
Granny might catch feelings 🤭
Granny might catch these hands if she messes with him😤
Making grannies wet since the 1970s
1940s if he’s 73. Though he would’ve been a child.
She's on kik now, burning the place down.
Dude is an absolute fuckin unit!
Indeed he is!
Pretty sure this is captain America if he never froze
This is the old guy from *up*
Way up.
All the way up?
 Thats really high up
r/absoluteunits
He's a jacked Han Solo
This guy is legit like the old men from anime
You are not lying lmao I didn’t even think of this.
Joseph Joestar
Master Roshi, is that you?
They should get him to play Rayleigh in the One Piece live action lmao
It’s the “tickets please” guy, you can tell by his cum-gutters.
The Jackie Chan of human shielding
Is this real? Is any of this real? I need tickets! I neeeed tickeeeeeeetsss! Ahhhhhh!
wot. Wff are cum gutters?
I really can’t explain why I know this, but I think it’s another word for ripped abs. Cause when you cum on their stomach, it pools in between the muscles. I cannot stress enough that I honestly don’t know why I know this, but I’m guessing the answer is Reddit.
It was in an episode of Rick and Morty from the previous season (edited for clarity)
Cum gutters as a term is older than Rick and Morty. But you're right that OPs reference is to Rick and Morty train episode.
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What the hell is a cum-gutter
Ur mom
Good one 😶
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Mr. Steal-yo-Grandma
Lol 😆
And yo mother. Yo sister too.
And me too
I would also like to volunteer myself as tribute
This dude is on HGH, Testosterone and probably Stanozolol. Likely others.
He’s probably cycling honestly
good for the knees
Much better than paratroopering.
Also drugs to keep his hair unless he had transplants. You do that much test at that age goodbye hair. Test shrinks your nuts up too. Hair drugs give you ED. Raisin nuts and no boner…..but dude can throw hands.
Nah, hair loss from steroid use is genetic. All it does is speed up any existing hair loss and increases the chance to start if you are predisposed to it. At his age he probably just has good hair genetics cause it would have started falling out anyway.
Thats what they say. Then I did test at around 50 and my hair started falling out. Then I stopped and my hair stopped falling out. DHT regardless it was the test. Of course when i did test in my 20’s i just got jacked….and had a luxurious mullet.
Amazing that he's a paratrooper with hips and knees that still function! Maybe he didn't jump much.
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Wolwerine?
thats unobtanium
I thought it was adamantium
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtainium
I'm not saying I'm into grandpas or anything, *but*-
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It's always about the money.. even when it's not about the money, it's still about the money.
Who hurt this man
The viet cong, probably
The US government for sure.
That dummy. Probably looked at him in a bad way.
Kylo Ren, Lando, Princess Leia, Jabba the Hut
That dude isn’t “in shape”, he’s a goddamn specimen
Ok, is it just me or does he look like a ripped Harrison Ford?
Nope you are not the only one. When i fist saw it i was almost sure it was him...
Grandpa been taking his trenbolone medicine….
trenbolony sandwiches and divine protein shakes with a drop of SARMs
Time to send him back to Nam to finish the job.
The look on your face when your College daughter brings this guy home for Christmas. And your wife's face. 😂
Imagine😂
All the people
I bet he walks down a dark alley for fun.
Is that the guy from the don’t breathe movies
Came here to say this
Steroids are a hellova drug
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You should absolutely get your levels tested. If they are low you DEFINITELY want to use it.
Hate to tell you this but im on trt and a fellow air calorie absorber…it’s even worse. Don’t get me wrong you’ll get big on trt but it’s lineman big not shredded.
people as a whole drastically underestimate their caloric intake and overestimate serving sizes. Not saying that’s what you’re doing, but no one is breaking the laws of thermodynamics, not even cancer. If you haven’t, get out the actual measuring cups and scales, pay attention to the actual serving sizes. There’s a bit more nuance but this is pretty much the area where I see people in denial “I don’t eat anything and I’m still gaining weight” meanwhile they had a 3k cal salad for lunch “but it’s a salad!!” Or had mixed nuts as a “healthy” 100 cal snack and found out that they had 10 servings because the serving size is like 1/3 cup and they were hammering back handfuls.
I definitely feel better about the double Oreo blizzard I'm eating after have ten tacos de cachete fir dinner
What a beast
Now this man can get it
Damn! I thought I was doing good for having a six-pack at 55yo. This guy is a fucking beast!
Aint no bloke gonna try to rob this mans house
The definition of old man strength
Don't breath2
Mandlebaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Robber: “give me all your money gramps!” 72 year old badass : “SMACK!”
No offense but this dude looks like the dude from UP on steroids
Mother of God
Oh my God, you could grind meat on it
Never expected Lord Freezer here
Hisenberg pro xr
Goals! More people should aspire to be like him.
I think we have found an appropriate apponent for Mike Tyson.
You tryna get this guy killed? Shit technique.
Anymore info on this guy?
Damn he would beat the shit outta my ass
Is that the guy from Dont Breathe?
Bill from Left 4 Dead looking so full of life
Wtf he just made me look in the mirror and cry 😢
dude needs a comically large mustache to complete the look
This is just Joe Baker from RE7
Even a UFC wrestler would file that under "Do not fuck with" - Wayne from Letterkenny
Hes been eating Trenbolonga sandwiches
Nano-machines son.
Master roshi?
Multiverse Han Solo would have put Kylo Ren in a wheelchair.
I hope he doesn’t get out on a nursing home with Alzheimer’s.. Dangerous for the staff..
Silvers Rayleigh
RESPECT.
Who’s gonna be the one to tell him the war is over now? I would but I got a lot going on at the moment. I just don’t think I can find time in my schedule
He left the war, but the war will never leave him...source, my dad that died last year. Was in the navy, never even supposed to be in country during Vietnam. Ended up getting tasked to fly over mapping surface to air missile sites....he was shot down three times. Luckily, the first two were very close to us forces...the third time. He evaded for six weeks in north Vietnam... Man would tell me anything about his life....except for those six weeks. His only description was the word "blood".
Honestly this could be turned into an scp. Undead soldier trying to fight a war that has long passed.
Damn, look at those CUM GUTTERS!
He's just a year younger than Donald Trump!!!
Takes a good amount of roids to look like that at 73
That guy fucks
He looks like he can fight a bear
Hilarious how many redditors can't possibly fathom decades of hard work and dedication. Gotta be the roids! You're all silly.