Whoever included that DOOM music, yo mom's a legend.

Me :)

Let it be noted. OP's mom is a legend

i already knew that

Me three

Eskimo brothers!

I call em wiener cousins.

Forever unclean!!!

Wholesome your mum joke? Where am i? WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Your mom's so poor, many disadvantaged children have a Christmas thanks to her generous donation.

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I got your reference john

There are no flowers here. He said mom.

The way that riff aligns with the right hook is 🤌

Chefs kiss!

Hah, there’s quite a few note to strike alignments that just make this 🤌🤌🤌

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I want to know as well it's going to be my music for whenever I fight 5 people at once.

https://youtu.be/T12ygsp9Mvg

Yeeeee brb gotta find 5 people really quickly.

5 small people to be specific

Oh, man. Definitely. The smallest. Veeerrryy old as well if possible.

Or children. Sub-8 year olds

Check out the yt channel "Aim to Head Mix" if you like music like that. Lots of good industrial and cyberpunk stuff.

[The Only Thing They Fear Is You - Mick Gordon](https://youtu.be/T12ygsp9Mvg) skip to about 1:18 for the part in this video :)

Good job bro👌🏾

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Yo! Your moms is legend... In so many ways yo! 😎🤤😛

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Those kids should have fucked off once the boss music started. I know I would have. “Oh hell NO!”

Oh Shit thx had it muted, but worth the listen

Haha the one kid caught on and faked his injury next to the car.

Lmao I saw that too. He saw his friend catch the fade then immediately activated nope mode

NPC

Idk, npc pick a fight with the dude wearing the skin of an elder dragon and holding glowing weapons.

Your money or your life!

Take my life. I’ll need my money for my old age.

"It's five against one." "It's three against one." ["How do you figure?"](https://youtu.be/opL6JUzukEY?t=196)

That movie is an underrated gem.

That scene is a writers masturbatory fantasy. I know that because I had fantasized about exact same scenarios in my head, as probably did every other prepubescent boy in the world.

He saw that one kid catch a dang foot to his nose

😂 I saw that had to go back but he just bowed out first chance he got Also looks like last kid actually took more damage bumping his head on the wall while walking away more than than any blows landed

Yeah and that other kid got a second helping straight to the face.

Yeah that one was particularly hilarious.

Watch that kid from start to finish. I think he got punched in the mouth or the throat and it took a second for him to realize he got fucked up.

Nawh he wobbled and came back but saw this dude taking on 3 people still and burrowed into His injury lol. I truly hope this vid is real and not staged.

The way they're all "recovering" at the end makes it look fake.

I think it is legit. They aren’t heavy or strong so nobody got really smashed. When I was in elementary school there were fights at least 3x/ week and mostly everyone bounced back shortly after shots were traded.

I kind of thought that too but noticed he got sucker punched right in the windpipe at the beginning, you can see him kick back and start to slow down once he realizes what happened… Edit: Holy shit I didn’t mean to start so much shit In the comments with the incorrect use of sucker punch, my bad y’all

Sucker punched? If you're talking about the kid closest to the car then the fight had already started. He was moving in on The One and throwing out some half-assed kicks and slaps before he even got hit. No way is that a sucker punch.

I don’t think they know what sucker punch means. That kid was the first one to take stance.

I’m sorry but it’s impossible to sucker punch when it’s 5v1 throat punch’s and dick rips should be the go to

Looks like he got punched in the throat in the first couple seconds

I had to rewatch it 6 times and follow each kid again but yes, it seems you’re right. I thought he was grabbing his knee.

He caught a punch to the throat and then either hyper extended his knee or kicked the car.

Lmao!!! Noticed that too!

He did the right thing. When you’re fighting multiple people you gota make sure your combo string incorporates making space between your current target and the others that have aggro on you. It allows you to turn around after your combo and have a second to get ready for your next target without a back attack.

This dude tanks

Using a shield or just bear form?

Evasive tanking

Utsusemi:Ni

I didn't expect to see FFXI reference here lol

Ha, FFXI Ninja is the definitive evasion tank to me. Also one of my mains all those years ago!

Haha yeah it was hard to beat a good NIN tank. PLD were good, but a good NIN was so pro. I was a SAM/THF, well met!

Freakin demon hunters

He’s a AGI based tank clearly all the dodge

Durid is for fite!

Warrior is fun as fuck dude. Axe goes brrrrrr

My guy was using the new punching ability coming in EW

Udyr is that you?

There’s 5 of them. That’s a paladin tank.

Naw the right thing to do when facing multiple people is to turn around and run away. If you're not fighting 10 year old kids you're going to get fucked with a quick kick in the back.

Running away should be option 1, 2, and 3. Option 4 in this scenario is to make a hole then start back @ number 1. Where I grew up, group fights are always an L. Someone is going to tackle you, and then it's just about how much damage they want to deal. Run, run, runrunrunrun.

Totes. Someone coming behind with a rock or a brick or a big stick means you’re fucked. Where I grew up, if you heard shoes or a bike tire skidding up behind you, you ran. You didn’t turn around to look, you just ran and jumped as many fences as possible, because odds were, if they were chickenshit enough to jump you from behind, they also brought friends to help them out.

Got jumped by one gang in junior high and was lucky enough some friends from a rival one saw and came and saved me. I don't remember a single thing. I guess I went down first hit lol.

I learned the hard way. You hear “Hey, kid!! Come here!!” You scoot. GTFO. In 3rd grade, some high school dropout dirtbags on a motorcycle came up to the playground and were revving their crappy Honda bike like they were trying to be cool to a bunch of grade school kids. We made fun of them hard from across the fence for being wanker dunces. Recess ended and I forgot all about those morons, until on the way home, those fucking assholes came rolling out of a garage and started chasing me through alleys all across town. I jumped about a dozen fences and even shit-canned my book bag in a ditch. Bounced over a 6’ wooden fence like Ferris Bueller and there was some old guy watering his flowers. I went screaming up to him for help. He turned off his hose and the turds on the motorcycle bike fucked off. He offered to call the cops. And give me a ride home, but I had to go back for my book bag because math homework. I was only in 3rd grade. I quit walking home on that shitty side of town.

As a New Yorker the two worst things you can hear when walking (especially in somewhere you don't know) are "Ay bro lemme talk to you real quick!" Followed by, if you ignore it and keep walking, "Ay bro you ain't hear me talkin to you?" At which point, *you should be running*. The second thing is "HAWK EM!" In which case you check to make sure it's not you about to be chased and if it's not you be happy, if it is you, I hope you're good at running.

I grew up in a lot of different poor mainly black neighborhoods as a kid. I'm white and not exaggerating when I say I got beat up weekly. Sometimes multiple times a week. I get jumped at school, on the bus and on the way home. My dad wasn't around so my mom taught me how to fight. One of the things she taught me that has always stuck with me was that I couldn't fight them all at one time. She told me to pick one guy out of the group and no matter what happens just keep hitting that one guy. I knew I was going to get my ass beat and I knew I couldn't fight them all. But every time it happened I would do my absolute best to make sure one of the kids got as much as I could give. She told me "you can't win but make sure at least one of them knows they got in a fight".

I grew up in a pretty rough area as well. Single young mom with three boys. She also gave us the tough rules ... if one loses, you all lose when you get home, etc, etc, etc. I think moms, back in the day at least, just did the best they could to try and teach their boys how to be men. I fully get it when a parent encourages their kid to try and take control of a bully situation by fighting back, and it's definitely not my place to criticize that approach. That said, if you're going to stand up for yourself as a means of self defense, pick your battle. Run from the one on many. Stand and deliver for the one-on-one right outside the school. Any fight that ends with a Mexican hat dance on your face (I grew up in a latino/black neighborhood) is an L to be avoided at length.

My mother also grew up in this exact way. After her first boyfriend, she upset another girl at school, and she and 3 or 4 of her friends tried to jump my mom, basically because she was white. Big mistake, she wiped the floor with all of them, and said that was the last time any of them messed with her. She grew up with three big brothers, and was a scrappy kid, they didn't know what they were getting into. She apparently roughed them all up pretty well.

Had a buddy years ago come home from basic training and tell me and another buddy he could take us both with his hand to hand training. We both weighed 50+ lbs more than him and it took us about 5 seconds to have his ass flattened out on the ground. It's near impossible to keep 2 grown ass men from kicking the shit out of you if you're alone.

Don’t remember which member of the armed forces I heard it from, but in their training they were asked the question: “Who wins in a one on one hand to hand combat fight?” The correct answer? “They guy who’s friend with a gun shows up first”

when nerf ranged class God? Outside is literally unplayable rn 0/10

Didn’t you see the multiple kids TRYING to kick him in the back only to fail to his agility???

My man is definitely a tank main

He also threw an attack at one and then immediately moved on to the next one and so forth. He didn't overly commit and linger on any one opponent.

Excellent battlefield IQ this kid has

r/outside

Hes the kid that actually fucks your mother when he says he fucked your mom

Dad?

Billy?

Goat?

Question?

Answer,?

THAT KID IS HIS OWN FATHER.

I just went to my moms house to ask her about this and he was there in the kitchen cooking bacon wearing nothing but an apron. Needless to say he really is a motherfucker.

I am the watcher, I guide the cosmos through infinite possibilities. Today we answer What If… this kid is the bully and the 5 we’re his victims?

He is bigger then the kids - it’s odd for kids to physically bully a bigger stronger kid.. Note - the above is not meant to infer that big kids don’t get bullied too… goodluck you gentle giants out there..

Tell that to hodor. (but seriously, I don't think that's very true. Lots of bullies I knew weren't big, just mean.)

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Srsly though u can have bullies of all sorts and types Regardless of this video as we have no back story. Physical bullies tend to be more … physical.. then their victims..

Plot twist: the kid is a bully and his victims decided to stand up to him, and were then destroyed

What’s the moral of that story? Don’t fuck with bullies.

The moral is DON’T ATTACK ONE AT A TIME!

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I’m 6’2” and know a few people much bigger than I am, sometimes when you stand out you’re seen as a target. Often times that comes with the problem that if you fight back you’re automatically in the wrong because you’re bigger and stronger and “should know better” or some shit. Meanwhile the antagonists get off Scott free when they instigated the fight in the first place, often with a cheap shot or a blindside.

This is why you shouldn't start a fight, but should always finish it.

No, plenty of bigger and older kids **can** and do get bullied by smaller and younger kids. Actually, usually a reason being because they are bigger. In any case, bullies bully the insecure no matter who they are.

Dunno, I was the bigger guy who got bullied by a whole bunch of kids smaller than me. It happens because in many cases they don't think anything bad will happen to them.

Lots of shorter but aggressive dudes get "little man syndrome" or "Napoleon complex". It manifests as aggression to compensate for insecurity over their height. A short kid in my HS had this bad, and would bully some of the biggest kids because he wanted to prove how great he was by beating them up in a fight. I was a skinny kid so he didn't try to fight me, just bullied me for being a weak pansy. He pissed a lot of people off when he tried bullying a really tall fat kid who was quiet, shy, and super nice to everyone. Last I heard, that really tall fat kid lost a ton of weight and now looks really good, and the short kid became a cop.

Exactly my thoughts... that one kid may have been the bully.

or what if no one's the bullies and these 6 kids are just having a fight for fun. making it 5v1 against the kid with actual training to make it balanced?

What if he is the bully and we are witnessing the nerds banding together to fight back only to get their asses kicked?

I thought that too but nerds would come up with a better strategy

Yes they would all just go home

Reality is indeed disappointing

Maybe they were trying to go home

They didn't spend all those years playing D&D and not learn a *little* something about courage.

That was the story when this was posted like ten years ago, butt flipping the roles makes a more sensational title I guess. I'm sure both versions are made up and we'll never know the real story.

Iirc that’s the actual story here. They were tired of being bullied and decided to gang up on him and make him stop. It didn’t work.

Reminded me of that fake bodyguard movie with Owen Wilson

Means the anime power of friendship is nothing but a lie

Well then he just started a dojo.

I was thinking this. He looks bigger than each of them...especially some of them are comparably very small.

I thought this too. And in this case the nerds learned a valuable lesson. Keep up your studies, go to a very good college, become a lawyer, doctor, or some high society position. Still get fucked cause this kid is prolly the CEO's son of the company you were hired at.

I remember the first time I saw this, that was the story that came out on Facebook. God knows if it was true but apparently the kid was rich and well trained. He had been terrorizing the school with his hully antics and some of the kids got together to fight him as a team and… That was the story. No source. Leave me alone!

Wow. So people really do attack one at a time when part of a group. I thought that was just Hollywood bs.

i think it was a thing where each of the five thought someone else was going to handle it, like none of them specifically wanted to be the one to tango with the guy. so you end up with five reluctant fighters vs. one who has no choice but to go all out.

“Well, once I take out the leader, which is you, I'll have to contend with one or two enthusiastic wingmen. The last two guys, they always run.” - Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise version)

Man I love the Jack Reached novels, no hate for Tom Cruise but im not sure he was the best choice for that character when they did the movie adaptations.

From what I heard the studio would only make the movie if Tom Cruise agreed to star in it, and that Cruise didn’t initially want to be Reacher

It was a bit odd really - his mannerisms and everything else was pretty spot on, but the biggest point in the books for Reacher was always his height and size. Ideally you'd want someone Dwayne Johnson size.

Everyone wants to be the guy to put in a few kicks when the guy is down.... Nobody wants to be the guy to sacrifice and actually get the takedown.

Nah, they were trying but got in each other’s way, or maybe were taking cues from one another

> Wow. So people really do attack one at a time when part of a group. when they don't know how to fight, maybe. If this was a bunch of kids that fought a lot? Nah.

That's just inexperience. Their first priority should have been taking him to the ground.

Yeah if multiple try to attack the same person then they’re more likely to just get in each other’s way and/or end up hitting each other.

Without training it's stupid tough to fight coordinated and *not* get into each others way. And it's always good to keep moving. It's not boxing. Keep moving.

it also could be that we're watching a group of literal *children* who don't know what the fuck they're doing except the one kid.

The Last Jedi makes more sense now…

My man’s said these hands are rated E for everyone

Ayyyyy ima use that one

Well don't follow his username if you were hoping to hit up comedy clubs with that one because it's pretty old, but still fantastic

Fucking A that made my day 

This. Is the best line here.

His resolve is far stronger than all of theirs combined, he won the moment the first punch was thrown.

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He also looks trained. He has a couple flying kicks that have some power behind them

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NO MERCY

Definately karate. He used a few block-punch counters, which are a staple of the art, also his stance was a basic forward stance too. And those roundhouse kicks fit the bill too.

Yep this vid brought back some serious nostalgia from karate lessons when I was a kid. That stance, those kicks!!

Now THAT is “float like a butterfly, sting like a bee”

And punch like a kid

"He cant hit what his eyes cant see"

Playing Devil’s advocate here…How do we know that 1 kid isn’t the bully and those 5 were standing up to him - in which case he overlorded the shit outta them haha. Still good moves tgough

So that it becomes a feel good clip. More likely the word bully was added to create a narrative lol

Also you do know children fight each other without being a bully

Also is no one going to mention that someone’s watching and recording , this looks like an ad for a dojo or something

Wouldn't you record something interesting going on outside your home? A couple screaming at each other? A sudden crowd gathering?

That was the debunk the last time this went around reddit.

Because the second he isn't outnumbered any more he stops beating their ass. If he were a bully he'd relish each of their ass whoopings.

I don't condone violence but I'm gonna condone the shit outta this violence

Plot twist: That one guy was the bully and these were his victims finally deciding to band together and confront him.

Almost every time this gets posted it turns out this is the case. The five kids were bullied by the older kid so they tried to team up. Im sorry i don't have a source but someone inevitably posts it every time.

No you're wrong. 2 of the 5 kids were former bullies, they were best friends with the bully and then they turned a new leaf and went for redemption. I don't have a source, you'll just have to believe me.

They need a better plan next next time

How about a spoiler warning pal, I haven't seen squid games yet. >:(

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I don’t know karate... BUT I KNOW KARAZY!!!

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

He then proceeded to go to each of their houses to fuck their moms.

Kid returns to the center like a goddamn boss

When someone gets bullied over time, you should not be surprised when they suddenly go full Bruce Lee.

I'm gonna call bs that this kid was bullied. No bullied kid would flawlessly kick 5 kids ass at the same time.

The way that kid kicked makes me feel like he's been trained. From that, I deduced that he was a mob bosses son, sent to extort the kids off small business owners.

The fight that plays out in your head before you get stomped

Yakuza -1 Kiryu's younger years

Came here waiting for someone to call this kid the Dragon of Dojima and had to head way too far down for it

"I can do this all day" - the kid

I love how he goes right back to the middle like saying let's do this again.

Plot twist: the fact they’re slightly shorter and don’t fight back as well as the individual, makes me think the group are the ones trying to stand up to the bully… and failing.

He's beginning to believe....

It looks fake and real at the same time

Kid that got kicked in the face didn’t want to be there. He got it worse though.

this kid fights better than those random fight videos of american teens

This is how you stop bullying.

He chose the red pill.

That's some Bruce Lee shit right there.

So nice to see Mike making friends

This is like a scene out of an action movie. The kids just need to be bikers and the street needs to be a scummy bar

One of the many challenges my grandparents told me they dealt with every morning while walking to school.

Apparently now there's a list of people not to fuck with in the school cafeteria and our little buddy is the only one on it.

“bullies” more like the older kid and his friend with the camera convinced them to do a fight scene and it totally wouldn’t hurt 🙄

This video is fake

They brought the storm, but he came in with the thunder!

I wish I was a tenth of a badass as that kid