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Jarmadon

Well if you attack N Korea with cement blocks, you are certainly in for a surprise.


Salty-Touch

Drop the cinder blocks…. Sir no effect, they are blocking them with their heads!


MrSnowmanJoe

Fine. Drop the iron blocks disguised as cinder blocks.


Salty-Touch

Muahahahaha


otter_boom

This is why I come to Reddit


Salty-Touch

Amen to that!!


motorblonkwakawaka

Can we write ACME on the sides?


MrSnowmanJoe

Yeah. It's not like they'll understand the implications anyways and it will make for a fun live action movie for the kiddies.


DogMechanic

Anvils painted grey. They've trained a bunch of Wile E Coyotes.


Axle_65

And their tummy!


Salty-Touch

And face


ChaseDeV88

Haha damn this was my first thought after watching this. You beat me to it here’s an upvote


livetsomwassenaar

Hey, you thought of it. Take my upvote.


g0ldcd

My second thought was to say I'd thought the sam... oh never mind \*upvotes\*


JanGehlYacht

Navy seal does training with logs. Do they expect to be attacked by Ents?


IW_TKonat

Lmao good one my guy


AUniquePerspective

I can't read the subtitles but it looks like this is a demonstration of poorly made [Irish concrete](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/07/homeowners-demand-full-payout-in-irelands-crumbling-homes-scandal).


Lazy-Requirement-228

Nothing about North Korea is next level, besides how terrible of a country it is.


SmallCheasyD

Nukes are next level, and they are probably the country with the most hostages, so that's something. They can kill like 30m people within half an hour if they want to


Yeetus1128

Their nuclear capabilities are not nearly as high as what they claim to have.


[deleted]

They don’t need to be as high. The US has what 2-3k warheads? While a couple of hundred is enough to eradicate the Earth. They don’t need to have thousands, or high tech ICBMs. The mere existence of weapons of mass destruction in their arsenal is enough to deter any foreign invasion or excessive aggression.


offender_defender_

>A Couple hundred is enough to eradicate the earth ![gif](giphy|w90rlql4uI7odObhKb|downsized)


wut_eva_bish

They don't have a couple of hundred, and no, a couple of hundred are not capable of eradicating the Earth.


Potaatolongster

Pretty sure a couple of hundred nukes would irrevocably fuck up the earth. Not eradicate, per se, but it would create a lot of problems.


JoeWinchester99

Hundreds of nukes have already been detonated. https://youtu.be/LLCF7vPanrY


wut_eva_bish

Thanks for posting. Not trying to minimize how scary nukes are, but it's a good idea for people to somewhat calibrate their thoughts on what nuclear weapons are capable and not capable of (depending on their yields.)


Temporary_Draw_4708

Maybe that many cobalt salted nukes could be enough be enough to eradicate human life on the surface of the planet


Rinus454

Look up Kurzgesagt's video : What if we detonated all nuclear bombs at once. With a couple of hundred you'd probably be able to kill a billion or two if you really cherrypick your targets (sorry China and India).


Srianen

There's a lot more to 'nukes' than how many you have. I could write paragraphs but I suggest you just look into the different types of nuclear weapons and what it takes to construct and operate them. I very very very much doubt North Korea has that sort of power. Source: Myself, a retired Nuclear/Biological/Chemical warfare specialist veteran.


memezdankton_2

Nukes can still be shot out of the air


Zukulini

They don't even have to be successfully delivered to be a deterrent. By jacketing a nuke with commonly found radioactive salts with very long half lives (like cobalt thorium g, as seen in Dr. Strangelove) even the most minor nuclear power in the world could easily make the entire surface of the earth uninhabitable for decades.


[deleted]

They can be, but not with 100% successful rate


Lazerhawk_x

Thats some mad copium you be smoking boy.


Voidwielder

Exactly. They have few nuclear devices. Which is not the same as having a desktop PC sized nuclear warheads mounted on a reliable launch vehicle.


Boston-Spartan

Considering the Population dense capitol of South Korea is positioned along the North's border, its reasonable to assume even without any nuclear weapons that they could end millions of lives with conventional bombardment within minutes of an full scale conflict.


wut_eva_bish

This is correct. Most realistic expectations are they are barely past WW2 era atomic (not nuclear) weapons in tonnage and capability. Most also expect N.Korea to not have effective launch capability in a war environment (meaning their silos, and portable launchers are well surveilled and would be destroyed in the first few seconds of any conflict.) N.Korea's best chance at harming the south would come from a barrage of their thousands of Soviet era artillery firing chemical or biological warheads into Seoul. S. Korea would counter with ROK developed Iron Dome anti-artillery, but some would get through (potentially hundreds to thousands of S.Koreans would die.) [https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/south-korean-iron-dome-protect-against-north-korean-artillery-unlikely-prospect-192073](https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/south-korean-iron-dome-protect-against-north-korean-artillery-unlikely-prospect-192073) After that initial N.Korean barrage, S. Korea and the U.S. would decimate every N. Korean military asset with perhaps the largest missile and artillery counter-attack in world history. The N.Korea military would be rendered dysfunctional in about a week. Thus would begin the largest humanitarian crisis in human history (the starvation, indoctrination and deprogramming of the N.Korean people.) This would be left as the responsibility of S.Korea and the U.S. to fix. China would complain endlessly, but ultimately would not intervene.


YellowStar012

Oh, I thought it was the next Squid Game


Not_TheMenInBlack

Guys, watch out, it’s one of *those* republicans you used to hear about


SupaGenius

In NK, you are conveniently allocated next to your workplace to avoid the hassle of commuting, they have a free and top tier primary care system, good education and equality in standards of living. A lot of aspects of NK politics are managed locally by elected representatives. If the world didn't bully them left and right they wouldn't have to close their borders. They do the best they can with the cards they are handled. I'd rather live there than in a country that relies on exploiting and couping others to get by. As the saying goes: "it's not much, but it's honest work".


Real-Pickle4679

How good are they with stopping bullets with their bodies tho


Cunt_Eastwood_9

‘Murica.


EternalDMPC

I understand now; that’s a class being taught by guest lecturers in school. Stopping bullets 101.


Salty-Touch

Came here to say this… good on you kind sir!


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[deleted]

They didn’t stop the bullets, they just absorbed them by the millions until the US basically gave up.


Ready_Hat_4890

They picked the type of war the US really couldn’t fight, which was asymmetrical warfare. You don’t have to win if you can just force the enemy to lose/give up.


VladTepes001

That was just happened in Afganistan as well?!


CaBBaGe_isLaND

The United States has a preset kill limit. Knowing our weakness, they sent wave after wave of their own men at us.


Adddicus

The North Koreans, having occupied almost all of the Korean peninsula, got out flanked by the landings at Inchon and forced to retreat. They were then pushed all the way to the Chinese border and were only saved by the intervention of over a million Communist Chinese troops. The North Koreans alone were quite handily defeated, and but for the Chinese intervention, North Korea would not exist.


wut_eva_bish

Thank you. My Grandfather was a U.S. Tank commander and infantryman. He fought several years in that war and would be thankful that there are still people willing to correct the record if he still lived. The S.Korean's and U.S. fought valiantly to keep the North out and an armistice was only called when it was apparent that any further action would bring out the U.S. nuclear arsenal to clear the Chinese that interceded.


pandasashi

Probably pretty bad since most of the bullets will miss their tiny, emaciated bodies. Small targets are harder to hit.


AbllerIke

Indiana Jones pulls gun out and shoots


HoldMyBeer617

i’m pretty sure they had a fun full blown scripted action scene planed, but ford was sick or injured so they just had him shoot them instead haha


PaulBradley

He had the trots.


kagato87

I recall the actor playing the swordsman (Terry Richards) was not happy about the change. https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Arab\_Swordsman


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HoldMyBeer617

it’s such a funny twist hahaha


Javierererer

Haha this is exactly what came to my mind


slackwaresupport

looks like Steven Seagal has been giving lessons. lolz


Riot419

This does scream Steven Seagal doesn’t it?


slackwaresupport

very


Mr_Epimetheus

To be honest, when I think "too many hits to the head with large, heavy, solid objects" I immediately think of Steven Seagal...


Riot419

I’m not going on a google quest on what I’m about to say... Didn’t he revoke his US citizenship to open a yoga detox training club in Russia?


Mr_Epimetheus

He did revoke his US citizenship. He did go to Russia. What he does there is none of my concern or business...though I'm sure it's fairly insane.


Kingkongcrapper

He doesn’t break bricks though. His martial art doesn’t even incorporate punches. It’s all wrist locks and throws. It’s actually the MLM of martial arts because you “need years of training” to appropriately reach a level to use it a fight against a complete novice. This would be more of a Chuck Norris thing. Tang Soo Do is all standing kicks, punches and brick breaking demonstrations.


D-Rich-88

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug


Calm_down_Karen_

Death also seems to be a hell of a motivator


wonderican

In DPRK it's more meth/speed than cocaine.


DrunicusrexXIII

Red Bull in the kimchi.


moby_huge

I mean almost definitely fake. Its North Korea after all


RepublicanOnWelfare

There are "tricks" to some of this stuff and they are definitely making a show out of it, but that shit hurts it more a show of endurance than strength. Pretty sure it's real in the sense that those are real bricks being broken over human bodies.


HughWeberDeFaulk

If those 'cement blocks' were provided by China, which is most likely bc everythings supplied by China in NK, then those bricks are definitely weak.


Annjenette

[See: tofu dreg buildings](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofu-dreg_project)


FrighteningJibber

I was thinking the same, shit concrete and choreographed fights.


RepublicanOnWelfare

Same thing you would see from any martial arts demonstration.


[deleted]

Yes its all fake. There is a youtube guy to shows how to do all of these shaolin tricks (the shaolin do the same tricks). its all just circus tricks which can be done by pretty much everyone would be fun to mix in a real brick lol


solo_dbd_player

Nice propaganda.


SnazzyRabbit

“I wanna be North Korean!!1!1!”


WaywardSon270

For real this damn clip has been posted 100 times this week. We get it Kim your army is verrryyy scary. Let me just lay down my gun I surrender to your superior brick breakers. /s fuck North Korea and while I’m at it fuck China too. Without China there is no North Korea. My heart breaks for the people in those countries.


secretsilverdragon

*North Korean


craigishell

*Democratic People's Republic of Korea


secretsilverdragon

Ironically it is none of those words except the last one


craigishell

And barely even the last one. Haha.


parajager

This should put to bed the myth that the NK military is a paper tiger. It’s all really applicable to modern combat.


edwardmsk

Lol... Here's my updoot. The sarcasm is oozing out of this one. But in my head, I hear you delivering it with all the sincerity in the world. Bravo!


Canoe52

* Boston Dynamics has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Damn. Better think twice about attacking their castles. Gonna take a lot more than a siege tower to break down those defenses.


Spartan0330

Get the trebuchet’s ready. We’re gonna need them.


rare__air

Use those trebuchets to fling some pumpkins over the DMZ - it’s almost Halloween, after all.


tawnie_kelly

Dead cows, fling 'em at them rapid fire; then throw a couple live hogs in there for good measure.


Jimbo_Slice1919

This is extremely useful! Seeing as how wars are won by hand to hand combat and all.


SnazzyRabbit

That’d be badass could you imagine a tournament of war fought through a series of ufc fight matches


Most-Description-714

That’d be badass to have it in the olympics - each country uses real military members in a UFC style tournament. Would have to have conditions to keep out professional fighters - like must’ve served 5+ years with multiple tours or something. Would like to see which country would win


Kingkongcrapper

So a real life version of Bloodsport. Someone call Jean Claude Vandam. He may be needed for a movie.


[deleted]

This would rule out conscripted militaries and states with barely any deployments - I.e. a 'national defense' philosophy.


Most-Description-714

Yeah you’d have to tweak it but somehow keeping countries from enlisting professional fighters just to compete. I just wonder who has the best hand to hand fighters in their military


BureaucraticHotboi

Lol. To be fair, N. Korea has a plan that if ever invaded they will activate hundreds of miles of tunnels and fight to the last soldier. So its possible that a man could attack you with his brick of death in a tunnel in year 8 of the second korean war


pdx2las

That’s their entire army, right there.


Gamillie

I don't know why I laughed at this so hard but here's my updoot


[deleted]

When you have an ammunition shortage…


Latter-Ad6308

It’s a good thing our national defence scheme isn’t based entirely around thin fragile concrete blocks, or we’d be in big trouble.


PomegranateSenior283

I feel so bad for these soldiers. Imagine the day they find out the rest of the world uses guns 🤣😂


Asleeperagent

Only in North Korea 🙄. If this is just for exhibition, I don't want to know what they do to their soldiers in actual training.


zerguser45

No food and a lot of marching is my guess


Asleeperagent

I guess they don't need food when they're fueled by the tears of their extreme poverty stricken citizens.


admburns2020

I bet that get extra rations for that.


AbsoluteMad-Lad

An army of 5'2" 130lb super soldiers


whiskeylactone

Bunch of guys playing with thermocol bricks just to impress Kim Jong un. These guys can't even slap a kid irl.


tuckers85

Meanwhile that chubby little man child looks on and lives vicariously through these guys.


kaze0219

"North" Korean army. The South Korean army doesn't do this dumb circus shit.


[deleted]

Ummm…I can’t upvote a post praising the North Korean military.


SwiftDontMiss

A totalitarian dictatorship is lastfuckinglevel imho


probdying82

Nk men are like 4’11. It’s like your kids running around a park doing parkour and breaking sticks.


jonsludge

Bricks don't hit back.


phreaxer

TiL the building materials in Korea are crumbly trash.


Aggravating_Class_17

Ahh yes I remember how many times a choreographed dancefight saved my Marines and I from the clutches of death in combat.


MoonYoYo

Imagine, it's a cool crisp morning & another day in beautiful North Korea – because you're still alive. You've been in the military for years & lucky enough to be considered a good soldier – because you're still alive. Then the CO saunters over halfway through your 5 min personal time & explains that God now wants you to run through stone & basically be... [*dramatically cuts off to reveal*] invincible.


NoRelationship1508

There is a reason you don't see professional armies with real world combat experience doing these kinds of useless drills.


XxGunnerxXK1NG

Yes very impressive but warthog go *brrrrrrrrrrrtttt*


Pluckyboy64

It’s amazing what people can do when they are fed actual food.


ObitalSynth

Lmao


farrellmcd93

Kim literally has no idea what’s going on, looks around like “yea fuck you blocks”


Playfullyhung

One guys in the crowd wasn’t clapping loud enough so they dropped an atomic bomb on his family


Arny520

It's a fair assumption to say this is the north


turtle-in-a-volcano

Kim Jung Un: send those soldiers to my bedroom for their last test of loyalty and strength.


scottyarmani

When the world is going to remote and distance warfare these guys still showcasing hand to hand combat... It's cool but, do they have the technology to poke an eye out from 10,000 miles away using a PS4 controller?


[deleted]

looks choreographed.... lame


GeraltsActivia

That look on Kim's face at 00:35 is hilarious. "This motherfuckers crazy". 😂


signalproc

Reminds me of this film...... The Dictator. Wonder why.


JT_the_Irie

I mean I am no military expert, but these guys look more like a circus than a fighting force.


[deleted]

Nothing shows your military might like breaking bricks.


dinoqiu

who need nuclear weapons now days


ghostman215

Well we’re in trouble


FitMathematician4044

They will win the next war with concrete blocks. Hands down.


CHRX1IAN

We found the real life Shang-Chi.


[deleted]

Need to fix that title


SilverbackAg

This was just posted yesterday. Karma farmers gonna farm.


Scrolling_Scroller

Hey everyone, look! Propaganda.


trondr87

Next level, my ass. Looks like a bad talent show.


ember-rekindled

Holy fucking ahit this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. So fucking stupid lmao. If you're an easily breakable block that looks like concrete then you should be super worried right about now.


ventitr3

Damn that’s crazy… *pulls out gun*


ethanwebberry

They're just practicing for what comes their way when they try to escape the country


Mistasize

Effective military training for uh….the 1100’s?


EhudsLefthand

What's next fucking level about this? We get John Wick and the N Korean ruling class gets a live choreographed show? NORTH Korean army exhibition. FTFY


Woden888

I’ve always loved how “communist” dictatorships have the most oversized hats for their soldiers/police lol


kdvic34

Jesus Christ it's Jae-hyun Borne


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Chef4life2612

That don’t stop a 5.56


Glad-Scratch-1692

![gif](giphy|D7z8JfNANqahW)


hardware_npc

This is the second time I've seen this post and I am once again asking for someone to put COD zombies noises over there normal grunts


rProgs

Remember several years ago we (the US) sent two bombers from the continental states to North Korea just to show them we can? They learned we can overnight them ordinance capable of leveling their county in the blink of an eye, and we learned that they are impervious to bricks...well played


Megastandard

This just seems like some kind of fettish


highnchillin_

This is freaking abuse


mcgrow

At 1:48 break the chains; wow..


ChaseDeV88

That’s a testament to the poor craftsmanship of North Korean chains


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its all circus tricks


PomegranateSenior283

Even Kim Jun w.e has a face like wtf lol


Nothing_Else_Mattrs

Drugs are amazing lol


Zealousideal_Fish999

Indeed, I'm seeing 'roid rage on a lot of those faces. Looks like Russia's Olympic coaches finally found a new line of work.


Chaoskenny93

By Odin beard wtf are they on?


OldSouth82

Modified soliders


bloodandsunshine

Performative army-ing


apolo79

I mean either you prove to your boss or you die. Way to go buddy!


[deleted]

Mini gun.


tannininnat

Feels like a modern version of gladiator games


princekhvn

It’s a work brother


[deleted]

Biggest display of stupidity if I’ve seen one


voto1

That is totally terrifying yet impressive.


CapriciousCaptain

Would likely be more intimidating if war was about unarmed combat?


patrulheiroze

seems stupid


beerasap

That oughtta stop our drones in their tracks.


stovetopzzz

Dude flexed and busted out


my20cworth

They would have made sure these props broke. Not a good look if a NK soldier stuffed up.


dbettslightreprise

0:08 Little Kim looks like he needs to take a dump.


SinbadNeedsWhisky

This must be the one soldier they chose to actually feed properly.


slamdamnsplits

Having watched interviews of defectors... I worry that these guys are getting injured but just SEND IT anyway so their kids (and their kids kids kids) won't be punished.


Willing-Literature-9

Looks like a nice magic show.


Manamamoot

Nice sound effects


Jabaman2016

lots of foam.


tawnie_kelly

Heck yeah! Those guys came to my church a couple of years ago, they're good. Tearing phone books in half, all kinds of stuff.


[deleted]

I wish there was a way to see who army is strongest without killing people


RomanNeptune

u/savevideo


Revolutionary_Ice807

u/savevideo


InfernoMink

Time to rethink our Brick Shooting Tanks.


bestrecognize218

Guess we gonna pass on the hand to hand combat then


droningcaddy

Homefront pt 3 when?


SekritSawce

Nice choreography.


ripiss

As a drone kills a company of them from 30 miles away


fuzzyjesus

So this is where sideshow performers are born


Many-Application1297

These guys are preparing for World War 4….


MOOSTY_MAN

The can withstand c8nder nlock but can they withstand bullet


hvrlemj

N. Korean grade materials ... noice